PAY

Majestic-Bedroom6783

Come to think of it, today could not be a better day for a complete market meltdown. Go on then, fuck it all to smithereens. I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR THE MARKET TO TANK AND DRAG GS EARNINGS DOWN WITH IT. Fuck em...GS = PEDO SUPPORTERS.

Fwiff0

I'm not sure why the conversation devolved below, but I'm gonna side with getting a credit card going to start building a credit record.. Nothing crazy. You buy gas with it, pay it off before the payment can accrue insane credit card interest, and you otherwise leave the card the hell alone. You can get yourself further educated on building credit and why you have to play that game on YouTube. Low credit cards are fine, just be disciplined and ONLY buy gas or something semi regular with it and PAY ATTENTION to it twice a month.

confused_teabagger

> F U for not paying attention to this matter! YOU DIDN'T THANK ME FIRST SO I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION!!!

Reply_Stunning

BREAKING: For reperations, Iran to PAY the tankers during the ceasefire period, oil will be $60 soon - Axois

Ok-Test-1325

What the hell did you think would happen when he just gets ‘ “a feeling in his bones “ and bombs a girls school and kills 175 kids !! We are going to PAY DEARLY ! I hope all the idiots that voted for him are happy now that they’ve shot down our jet and haven’t given up our American pilots !!!

Consistent_Panda5891

16 ships yesterday when there where 120 before war... Sure buddy, you forgot what 🥭 said about Iran? It is a country ran by lunatics who only seek revenge. They stated they want oil to 200$ to make US PAY. And seems they are archiving it

FractalFunny66

If you are young, wait it out. If you are elderly, stay vigilant. If you are so worried you feel ill and can't sleep for a week, you can sell your stock and put in in a high yield bank CD, but YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY CAPITAL GAINS TAX next year, so make sure you don't blow that money and take enough out. Most analysts say: wait. I sold all my Tesla last year when Musk was doing so many morally wrong things. I had to pay state and federal a big chunk of money in taxes, but I don't regret it. However, my decision was based on a politics not economics. There are formulas that you can use to figure out whether or not to sell stock depending on your cost basis and capital gains.

cakestocks

Ya know America is fucked when I have to pay a stoopid HOA fee to live in the house I PAY for and I need their permission to fuckin cut my grass and whatnot. Only gays are the neighborhood HOA boomers. End the petrodollar and crash the economy so I don’t have to suck HOA dih. Poots

br0botic

WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WOULD BE INTERESTED IN CALLING ON ARAB COUNTRIES TO HELP PAY FOR COST OF WAR Just like Mexico paid for the wall… wait

Affectionate-Top2380

my NVDA 1DTE calls x200 starts to PAY IT"S THE EASEST TRADE EVER

Full_Boysenberry_198

How much did these people PAY to hear this?

Antique_Cabinet8416

OpenAI: sowwy we're too poor to make videos and even Disney money couldn't save us :( VCX investurds: HELL YES LEMME PAY 8X PREMIUM FOR THAT GORBIGE!!!!

poorat8686

The sailors on twitter are being served lobster WHEN OVERNIGHT CAME THE OLD BULLS CAME ON DECK SAYIN FELLAS WELL BE GREEN BY MORNIN AT 7 PM WHEN THE 🌽 CHART CAVED IN HE SAID FELLAS I CANT PAY MY TAXES

bikkhu42

America will deploy boobs on the ground and MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT

Xyrus2000

We PAY for entitlements. The wealthy don't pay enough (SS caps, etc.). There is $146 trillion in privately held wealth in this country, with $142 trillion owned by the wealthy. It isn't a question of affordability.

aileanaodh

Yeah but don't use EdgeStat - that's a ripoff!!! Use one that is completely free and hosted by you on your own PC like TradeTally or TradeNote. DO NOT PAY FOR THIS TYPE OF SOFTWARE!!!

masahirox

PL PAY ME VEGAS! PAY. ME. Sike nah I’m holding.

Internal_Field5970

Consumers PAY THE TARIFFS ON FLOO POWDER 

Marketdeigh

If Europe isn‘t really dependent on oil from humus, WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO PAY 2€ FOR A LITER OF DIESEL????

MuricanWisecrack

oh my god. YES i know what it means. actually i studied Macroeconomics. Why are you so completely ignorant that i do not even talk about Import/export? i talk about THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ECONOMY. Do you think it makes a fuckin difference if i here in Austria use Austrian Oil or Russian Oil?! i have to pay the \*exact same price\* per barrel. if that price is \*too high\* for my company, then i suffer. GREAT: IF I BUY AUSTRIAN OIL ÖMV Company benefits more, because they produce it locally. BUT IT HAS NO FUCKIN INFLUENCE ON MY COMPANY NEEDING TO PAY 200$ FOR IT. \------- are you paying more for your Gasoline?! Yes you are. And now you seriously think it makes a difference FOR YOU and for 99.9% of consumers if the oil they pay now hugely more is rinsing from Texas or from Iran?! \------ Substitute it with any other ressource: Austria imports no Cheese, but we just export it. Now cheese price rises 50%. what do you think is going to happen?! Cheeseproducers are happy, yes. Everyone else? NO. We fuckin pay 50% more. if you think Oilproducers == Economy you could not be more wrong. Unless USA is a socialist dictatorship where all means of production belong to the state, then it makes no difference for the \*non oil producing\* companies.

NYGiants181

PAY UP

looool_k_libtard

As a PATRIOT I will PROUDLY PAY $25+ per gallon if I have to. But ONLY during these 4 years.

peterpeer9

If you think the job market is bad now, wait until after the apocalypse POSITION: **NEW CALIFORNIA TRIBE GUARD (DIVISION F2, RANK 3)** QUALIFICATIONS: * BACHELOR'S DEGREE OF FIGHTING, PILLAGING, RAIDING, OR LOOTING * 10+ YEARS EXPERIENCE AS A NOMAD * 3+ YEARS EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH SPEARS, GUNS WITH NO BULLETS, OR CARS WITH NO FUEL * 3+ YEARS EXPERIENCE CANNIBALISM * MUST BE WILLING TO RELOCATE * *THIS IS AN INTERNSHIP POSITION WITHOUT PAY. COMPENSATION IS PROVIDED IN THE FORM OF VALUABLE EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH THE NEW WORLD ORDER.* TO APPLY, PLEASE VISIT OUTPOST #1213 (AT THE TOP OF THE GREAT HILL)

InternalExpensive332

Do not get financial advice from reddit, get a financial advisor you PAY to work for you. It should be common dang sense.

OrdinaryMix4013

"SMALL PRICE TO PAY"- local known terrorist

DonDiabloTheGreat

The rising price of oil is justified if it means keeping Iran from firing nuclear inter continental nukes to the U.S. That’s not happening anymore, guys. Iran is free and you’re all safe now… #SO PAY UP!!!

Silent_Speed8663

Good questions. First, I recommend QQQM not QQQ. Why? Its the same stocks with a lower fee. QQQM is newer and that scares some investors, but not me, in this instance. QQQ also has a higher share price, I think over 600 but qqqm is lower about 250. I compared them and they track identical, and the small differnce in fee is not much, .15 percent for qqqm and .18 percent for qqq. Still little things add up. Small drops of water fill a large pond. Both of these Q;s (QQQM AND QQQ) PAY A NEGILIGBLE DIVIDEND, less than 1/2 of 1 percent. So they are both growth buy em and hold em. You pay zero taxes on a stock until you sell it. Exception: You do pay taxes on dividends, but its a bit more complex than that. There are several classes of dividends. Lets look at these 3: Qualified, Non qualified, and ROC. Qualified and ROC offer tax advantages, non qualifed dont. non qualified is regular income fully taxable. ROC is returning your money back aka return of capital. Now, sometimes this is good, sometimes not so good. Its not really good if the stock goes down $1, and you get $1 ROC. You made zero net. You got a dollar back from what you paid so you dont owe taxes on that. However, with some stocks they manage to work it where a least a portion of your dividend called "ROC" is not reflected in the share price. That is, you get the best of both worlds. For taxes you get your money back, but the share price did not decline so you did well. QQQI is a different animal. Its a Neos "covered call" strategy with 1256 contracts. You can ask your cpa what a 1256 contract is, but it does have some tax advantages on the dividends you receive. QQQI can also have part at least of the dividend as ROC. This kind of ROC is pretty much known as tax deffered until you sell. The choice boils down to what is most important to you. If you are retired or otherwise want a great dividend yield, QQQI is up there better than 12 percent. But the cost of that will be that QQQM will likely outperform long term as it caps your upside. But if you dont need dividend income, you can/should just buy qqqm and hold it sometimes very very long term, because it is well diversified.

LetsMoveHigher

Never sell, as a matter of fact: I WILL NEVER SELL, BARROW AGAINST MY SHARES, AND SELL COVERED CALLS TO PAY THE LOANS BACK ALL WHILE RETAINING MY SHARES. Nobody CAN CLOSE OUT OF DORR POSSITIONS unless you sell, price keeps going UP!. Infinite loses!!! 🤷‍♀️ This is what "They" do...

PuzzleheadedTry4834

YO , I AM HOLDING (7,142,857 SHARES ) ITS 7 MILLION , SO LOOK IT GOES LIKE THIS (GREED) BUT THIS SHIT HAPPENS , \`NOW JUST NEEDS TO HANG IN THERE AND NOT SELL IT NOW , THINGS WILL CHANGE BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT HEY , BUY PESO , TODAY ITS 35c , I STARTED WHEN IT WAS 13c , SOLD 5 TIMES , THIS ONE IS PROMISING WELL , I HAVE A MILLION IN HERE , SO FOR ME ITS LIKE THIS , IF YOU HAVE $35,000 GIVES YOU A MILLION SHARES , EVERY 1c MOVE UP GIVES ME $1,000 AND I DO IT EVERY 2, 3 DAYS,,,,,END OF THE DAY I WANT MY PROFIT OUT AND PAY MY MORTGAGE OFF

Ok-Age-263

HOW MUCH WILL SOMEONE PAY ME TO QUIT MY 100k JOB RN?!?!?

candacepeters9991

PAY, not a penny stock, 3-6 month recovery story for unfair drop pending for unraveling.

silverfutes

I love America, serious world altering events, regularly interrupted by “YOU’RE NOT GOING TO PAY A LOT FOR CAR INSURANCE!!!!”.

RealAmbassador4081

This is what happens when you don't PAY A BRIBE 

heytherepartner5050

Ah i see now, they did the classic ‘my kid drew a stick figure of a art which means they’re comparable now to Ronaldo Da’vinki Vsauce’ headline this week to drum up business & convince the world (CEO’s) that the useless product can now definitely do a thing & should totally be trusted to do that thing RIGHT NOW, with NO OVERSIGHT & you should PAY ME for it. The cynic in me is starting to think the fact ‘Ai’ can’t really do anything other than generate hype & delete the entire AWS code base because it ‘felt like it’, is actually a feature, not a bug & given they’re talking about this fucking around with COBOL, which iirc fuck tons of financial shit runs on, coupled with the amount of fucking gold + silver these rich nonces are accruing right now, makes me think they’re engineering the apocalypse & expecting to survive it. I can only surmise from this that they’re the most regarded people alive on the planet, far far more than any of us will ever be, as in an apocalypse, people won’t care what Claude can do or how rich Altman is, all they’ll care about is finding the air vents for their bunkers & taking all the preem drugs these degens will hide in their bunkers. Idk puts?

kruselm1

Trump is a f-ing idiot and WE PAY THOSE TARIFFS.

jav0wab0

CONSUMERS PAY THIS!!! And then when the courts reverse it the corporations get a refund while the common folk don’t get shit but the higher prices!!!! YALL TIRED OF WINNING YET?????!

tenalive

Any thoughts on PAY? Holding for Monday's earnings.

tenalive

I'm buying prior to earnings next week, after I exit PAY on Tuesday morning.

GodOfBoy8

So, WE get fucking punished because of his temper tantrum. Even HIGHER prices for AMERICANS. WE PAY THE TARIFFS

Amplees

he keeps saying other nations will PAY. but we are paying for higher priced goods right. \]

Blockade10040

Bezos paid Trump $40 million for the 'Melania' documentary. Bezos saves $8 billion because of Trump's corporate tax cuts, while 17 million Americans lose health care. Corruption, plain and simple. Trump is illegally funneling $10 billion of your taxpayer money into a private "Board of Peace" he controls. Bypassing Congress, this unconstitutional power grab serves his own agenda while domestic programs are gutted. WHY ARE AMERICANS PAYING FEDERAL TAXES IF NONE OF OUR TAX MONEY IS GOING TO BE USED TO IMPROVE OUR LIVES? I don't know about YOU, but I don't WORK to give HANDOUTS to BILLIONAIRES! If the GOP is going to CUT all the programs WE PAY for, why should we pay?

Bangback

U are nowhere close to qualifying. For active traders 50m-100m is routine. The only thing that’s shocking is the end result profit/loss. Underpayment penalty when some guy makes 400k. Most guys know already that they dropped 200-300k. YOU MUST LIQUIDATE AND PAY ESTIMATES EVERY QUARTER IF YOU’RE GOOD AT THIS (or lucky).

Real-Ranger4968

You mean you can’t compete?!? I’ve studied the labour structure and subsidies provided by the Chinese government: From a labour perspective, they have a huge advantage simply because it makes sense. EVs need less people, they don’t have people turning bolts and moving parts between robots making $130k a year…this is minimum wage jobs. Their factories employee 1/3 of what the US does. From a subsidy point of view, the US had implemented tons but they are all gone now… From a tech perspective, China is 10 years ahead…including how their industries are set up. So REALLY what Farley is trying to say is that you as CUSTOMER MUST PAY MORE so all of them can swim in their bonuses, pensions, etc….and they SHOULD refuse to accept the new reality. And serious, who tf wrote this article?! Can you send them a message ?? GM JUST CLOSED A FACTORY IN CANADA….and they now complain Canada will manufacturer Chinese cars?!???

yaboyay

#**1dte $COIN puts because FUCK BRIAN ARMSTRONG, THE FALL OF COINBASE IS COMING AND THAT SLEEZEBAG WILL PAY**

denNISI

Roll with it and then PAY it forward

zxc123zxc123

Can't believe this is so far down. Goldman NEVER tells you anything important for free. They don't even give good advice to their own clients who PAY for analytical research. Goldman bought into EM countriesa and then created the BRIC term to shill the countries where they already invested in as having massive future GDP growth. China and India did except the stock returns haven't been good. Brazil is eternally outside of developed status and has a mid economy. Russia is a total mess.

Bluecoregamming

My broker went from PAY US NOW to here have 2x leverage again 😊 In less than 24 hours

FeverTreeCloud

Where is #BUY NOW PAY LATER For stocks 😤

Itsatinyplanet

* The fed has to roll over $9 Trillion of maturing debt this year * Trump pissed off the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD. Instead of buying US debt the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD are systematically selling treasuries so that America needs to PAY BILLIONS MORE every year to service that $9 Trillion going forward. The USA can ONLY inflate their way out of this. Spoiler : Social Security and Medicare are going along with American's savings. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Beneficial_Map6129

Hope you’re ready for Japanese style -5% rates We PAY you to have a mortgage. Genius move to encourage home ownership in Americuh

pink_ego_box

A new international currency called the UNIT and an alternative for Swift called BRICS PAY. Gold backed.

fire_alarmist

Yea Im good , Ill keep fighting it. Look at this AI/employee over here nervously posting because they cant keep rigging it but people keep piling into puts. THEY SOLD THE PUTS THEY CAN PAY THE PUTS IDC.

DrJekyll_UK

Meta... not content with making billions from harvesting your data... you can now PAY them to make billions from harvesting your data!

hiphopanonomos

Tariffs: "IF YOU DON'T STOP I'M GOING MAKE MYSELF PAY MORE MONEY FOR YOUR STUFF"

Brawmethius

> big banks adopt crypto and join them, vs fighting them Because why work with your competition when you have regulatory capture. They do want to use crypto, "crypto" is a type of product not some political group or people. They simply DO NOT WANT TO PAY INTEREST on deposits. Now back in the days of yore, before we went full send into funny money, banks used to have to offer competative interest rates to get deposits. Then central bank gets involved again and again to "stimulus" and this drops the cost of money think FED rates. During this time of MMT and QE interest rates were artifically low, and banks stopped offering interest to depositors really that aren't CDs (there used to be a time where you saving or checking account would yield about 75% of a 3-month T-Bill). People are now used to this. Weirdly, crypto is now actually being the real market competition now. They are saying, we are willing to offer you competative interest rates in exchange for your deposits! Banks are going "oh no but then we would have to go back to offfering competative interest rates for deposits and if stablecoins are highly liquid can be immediately used for transfer, and withdrawls then people are going to chose to have a savings account in stablecoins with interest versus in my bank with 0.1% interest (yes real) and they might pull out their deposits and we can't make free money anymore". So this is why "crypto" and banks aren't friends. Banks very much want to use internal stablecoins as a better clearing house for transfers. Are banks that much of PoS? Absolutely, reason ACH won't clear on weekends in this day in age is they literally just want +2 days of interest. Now most of the crypto industry doesn't actually care too much about this (other than those obviously who have setup business around it) because they are in it for other reasons and are willing to let banks keep this market regulatory captured if they get what they want in their respective areas. But Baldy and COIN is VERY VERY invested into interest vehichles, and that is why he has gone from being the major supporter and driver of Genius to suddenly pulling support. IT does not fuck crypto as a whole, but it very much fucks him. So for your trade on COIN, it is not just "does the GENIUS act get passed", it is "does the GENIUS act get passed with favorable language to COIN". Because if stablecoin interest is BANNED, the genius act passing is actually a huge problem for them and maybe overall bullish for crypto, but a disaster for COIN (which is pretty self evident by how mad Baldy is).

PatientHelicopter123

Impeach, Depose, Charge, Convict and Imprison the PEDO. Release the Epstain/Trump files! FOLLOW THE MONEY...! Force liquidation of his assets and PAY all the judgements. We see thru your lies.

Remarkable-Ice6354

do you use google search? How much do you PAY for that searches?

grafknives

ok, how much do you PAY for that 4 hours of Gemini?

pink_ego_box

They already are. It's called the Unit and the protocol is called BRICS PAY. It's not meant to be a coin and paper currency but to circumvent SWIFT for international exchange. And it's gold backed. Not sure why most media are not reporting on it.

Neemzeh

We better pump all day and end 2-3% up. Fuckin sick of this shit. PAY ME

AlwaysSilencedTruth

these fuckers are so fucking dumb i 100% could manage it better, they don't fucking make money, they issue new shares AND THE DUMBASSES PAY DIVIDENDS ON THOSE SHARES, they use share based compensation, and then buy backs with money they don't fucking have. i hate this management for all that bullshit. company isn't investable.

Worth-Jicama3936

…we already have unlimited basing rights there. Hell Denmark has even said they’d help PAY for any bases we wanted to build. There is absolutely no argument that the US squaring Greenland would make it safer than it is right now.

PhilosophyNovel4087

My financial planning group has quarterly zoom meetings and regular in-person meetings. Every meeting, after introduction, has the same discussion. What is a tariff? How do they work? Who pays the tariff? What have we seen? What is the real effect? And so on.... Every. Single. Meeting. It is explained, in great detail, that not only does history show that consumers and importing countries pay the tariff (or bulk of the tariff), but that there is little reason to believe that the present and future will be different. It ends with "Make one thing perfectly clear. YOU PAY OR WILL PAY FOR ALL OR NEARLY ALL OF THE INCREASED COSTS." And then the meeting moves on. Every. Single. Meeting. People listen. They ask great questions. They nod their heads. They understand. Every. Single. Meeting. They walk out of the room. They leave the zoom meeting. Sometimes go to the bathroom. Sometimes they eat and drink. Then it starts. They don't believe. Anything. What they were just told. What they were taught? What they questioned or nodded their heads to. They refuse to accept this lesson. This new info. Every. Single. Meeting. Coming up on one year of this 'teach a lesson/refuse to accept the lesson' cycle. Mostly older adults, mostly retired, but some younger, also. Never underestimate the power of denial. Ever.

ChapterTraditional60

Old enough to remember screaming "AMERICANS PAY THE TARIFFS" from the top of my lungs during the elections. And a host of idiots telling me how wrong I was.

Mister_Sal_A_Mander

Exactly. I mean I personally never, ever wanted kids to begin with, but now I am SO fucking glad I didn't have any. You couldn't even PAY me to have a kid at this point. Literally hell no unless it was like multiple millions of dollars.

xenosilver

I never defended it. I’m saying they’re different. Were they paid? It’s not slavery. You’re still describing two different things. Inhumane treatment and poor working conditions are still bad. It’s just not slavery if they still got paid. Forced labor WITHOUT PAY is a huge part of labor.

-Lige

Go learn options again man. You’re foolish to even talk to me like that without doing the math lmfao All you would be doing is deferring the tax. With selling the options and rebuying, you are incurring the tax now, and not 88.8k buying power. If you defer the tax, you will have to pay it when you sell the stocks, and use 88.8k buying power. You are losing money. YOU ARE SIMPLY DEFERRING THE TAX! YOU PAY THE SAME AMOUNT ESSENTIALLY YOU ARE JUST LOSINF 88k BY EXERCISING BECAUSE YOU ARENT POCKETING THE PREMIUM.

litocam

Maybe the PEOPLE OF GREENLAND will PAY THE PRICE dunno

trumpdiego

##Prolly invade Iran tonight to distract from Tariff ruling tomorrow. OOHHH WEEE SOOO GOOODDDDOOO FREEDOM, MURICA, WILL FIGURE OUT HOW TO PAY BILLS LATER, WHATS THAT OVER THERE, LMAO CUBA YOU NEXT, GREENLAND, LMAO, FAFO, DONT WORRY ABOUT ECONOMY IT GUD

lotsofdebitcards

Another day another dollar in silver. FU PAY ME!

FukenRonald

In other words, CHINA PAY 25%

derprondo

Tell them to order something from overseas and see what happens now. I ordered my kid a Christmas present from Japan that was $36. Two weeks after it was delivered I received the $10 tariff bill from FedEX. 15% for the tariffs, and an additional $5 service fee from FedEx. I PAID THE TARIFF. For any company importing things from overseas, THEY PAY THE TARIFFS, and then they pass that cost on to YOU, so YOU PAY THE TARIFF! How can anyone be so dumb that they can't understand this?

POWRAXE

Brother 🤦🏻.. **WE PAY THE GOD DAMN TARIFF!!!!** How do people not get this yet? When you see Trump is putting tariffs on something, that just means it’s getting more expensive for Americans. How are people okay with this!??!

drewc717

Foreign countries DO NOT PAY IMPORTANT TARIFFS. Source: Importing for 10 years and going out of business because of this fucking moron.

rainorshinedogs

The argument I've always heard is "USA taxes are so much less, you get to keep a lot of your money!" Ok, you know that stereotype that Canada has free healthcare? It's kinda not free because OUR TAXES PAY FOR IT. Notice how a visit to a medical specialist doesn't bankrupt your ass?

HelpAssembly

There is no cheat sheet, Every strategy can be a profitable strategy AND UNPROFITABLE. it just depends on paying attention. You get paid when you PAY ATTENTION

borat_he_like_you

#YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE IT A CONDITION IN ELON MUSK's PAY PACKAGE WE WOULD GET SEX ROBOTS BY 2030 😠 😡 😤 😣 😒

RCFinancialPlanning

Automate your contributions. Don't wait for cash to build up. Set up a recurring contribution to your investment accounts and ideally have it get invested right away. Too many people wait to see what is left over to invest. PAY YOURSELF FIRST!

Madismas

2012, 1bdr apt was $800, 2014 first home mortgage was $1,200 paid $170k, sold in 2018 for $235k. Bought second home $320k 2k SF mortgage is currently $1700 w HOA. Refinanced to 2.7% in 2020, would like $500 more SF, NOT GONNA PAY $750K @ 6%, stuck in my now home for life. Home valued at $600k wish I bought 3 of them.

MikeHoncho1323

Karp embodies the American culture of FUCK YOU PAY ME. And I love it. Nobody is better at or more ontop of security than the US, and palantir is the best company to partner with because of that. Karp’s attitude of “yeah fuck those terrorist nations let’s hack em all” is A OK with me.

TheInkDon1

Have you read any books on options? The one I recommend all the time is solid and approachable (it's a pdf): [Options for the Beginner and Beyond,](https://www.r-5.org/files/books/trading/schoolbooks/W_Edward_Olmstead-Options_for_the_Beginner_and_Beyond-EN.pdf) by Professor Olmstead of Northwestern University I tell people to just read Chapters 1 through 6, plus Chapter 14, only 58 pages. But you need to add Chapter 7, Assignment Anxiety. That will help you understand what you need to do to avoid assignment. I don't remember if he discusses how assignment works, but it's not a Big Deal. Simplified, here's what happens. Say you got called for 100 shares of XYX at $100. Your account will SELL THEM 100 shares that you don't have, so you just 'shorted' 100 shares. But they PAY YOU $100 per share times 100 shares = $10,000. Now, you won't see that money in your account, but what you WILL see is that your NAV hasn't changed much. (Let's assume XYZ stayed right at 100.) That's because you're short 100 shares, *but you also have the cash you were paid.* So what you do is literally BUY 100 shares of XYZ. BOOM, you're flat. And you still have your long Call. It's scary the first time or 3 it happens to you, but just do that: close that short position. And you do that by buying 100 shares. And no, you couldn't have afforded that before, but you have 10k in your account now. They cancel out. But where you get in trouble is if XYZ rocketed through your strike is now at 110. So you need $11,000 to close the short position now, not 10k, because you have to buy those shares on the open market. Now here's where your long Call could come in, if you don't have an extra 1k in your account. Do NOT **exercise** the Call to get 100 shares. You'll throw away all the extrinsic value in it. Instead, SELL it for whatever it's worth. And BOOM, that might cover the 1k you need. Or you might need to add more cash. But here's the thing: exercising it to buy 100 shares **at 100** (it'll use the 10k you got paid), still leaves you OWING 1k! Sure, you can turn over 100 shares, but those are only worth 100, not 110. Or something like that. Anyway always SELL long Calls, **never** EXERCISE.

tcote2001

Translation “PAY ME”

EarnItSaveItInvestIt

Every company does marketing. The players they sign directly tie with the revenue they will make. To say their signing of Steph Curry is meaningless is crazy to me. When they PAY a player for endorsements, they base it off how much they believe they will bring in. And the bigger athletes they sign, the more eyeballs are on their brand and company. I understand at the end of the day, its revenue and profits that drive a stock and company. But to say investors dont care I think is too far. They definitely care because it can make or break a brand. Jordan is a perfect example. Kobe as well. They have top tier names that people flock to. Kanye West didnt sell out his shoes and clothing because of the quality, it was because of who HE is. And because of who hebis....they sold out. So yes, investors do care. Just not as much as consumers.

AYETEEWHY

A-1, buy the dip. B-2, this is generational. Respectfully, fuck the HBO of it all -- the WARNER of it all is the treasure chest. Superman. The Matrix. DC will finally be GOOD. And Netflix is GLOBAL. And it's on your phone and in your home. And Netflix does theatrical releases whereas HBO has only done so for some Indies in the past. This is a buy and hold and keep buying. It's Netflix's game to lose. They immediately save on licensing fees for HBO and WB properties. NFLX has to PAY to host films they didn't produce on their platform. They now effectively save all the money they would have paid to "RENT" those titles. Also, this is IMHO a more elegant version of Amazon's MGM play. Netflix can now relaunch Sopranos for a modeler GLOBAL audience. So many gems from the golden era of HBO that Gen Z has never heard of. I live in LA and all my industry friends are working on Netflix shows and films. Anyone who's working is working on a Netflix project. They're not going to make shitty versions of old IP. They have the money to invest in the talent to do with some old IP what Marvel did. Find something in the WB basement, dust it off, get a salaried genius to bring it to life, make sure folks in Asia and Europe and Africa feel seen, and go LAUGHING to the bank. I own and ad agency, btw so I won't give all the ad plays away, but man -- THEME PARKS?! $100 bucks?! Bruh. Buy buy buy and hold.

AYETEEWHY

A-1, buy the dip. B-2, this is generational. Respectfully, fuck the HBO of it all -- the WARNER of it all is the treasure chest. Superman. The Matrix. DC will finally be GOOD. And Netflix is GLOBAL. And it's on your phone and in your home. And Netflix does theatrical releases whereas HBO has only done so for some Indies in the past. This is a buy and hold and keep buying. It's Netflix's game to lose. They immediately save on licensing fees for HBO and WB properties. NFLX has to PAY to host films they didn't produce on their platform. They now effectively save all the money they would have paid to "RENT" those titles. Also, this is IMHO a more elegant version of Amazon's MGM play. Netflix can now relaunch Sopranos for a modeler GLOBAL audience. So many gems from the golden era of HBO that Gen Z has never heard of. I live in LA and all my industry friends are working on Netflix shows and films. Anyone who's working is working on a Netflix project. They're not going to make shitty versions of old IP. They have the money to invest in the talent to do with some old IP what Marvel did. Find something in the WB basement, dust it off, get a salaried genius to bring it to life, make sure folks in Asia and Europe and Africa feel seen, and go LAUGHING to the bank. I own and ad agency, btw so I won't give all the ad plays away, but man -- THEME PARKS?! $100 bucks?! Bruh. Buy buy buy and hold.

Michael_Bhurewala

to all US tech companies complaining about EU fines: FUCKING PAY - or take your shit tech elsewhere thank you for your attention to this matter!

DocInABox33

lol what’s sad is you think you have a gotcha moment trying to point out I didn’t read. Meanwhile it’s clear you didn’t read what I wrote. OP stated the **INITIAL** investment was $113k TEN YEARS AGO. You don’t know how it performed but it stands to reason if it performed a modest 5% CAGR that amount would be around 186k. If it was a 7% CAGR it would be $227k. So again your original statement saying you are certain there’s not tax event or even if there is one it would be less than paying for good financial advice to transfer the assets is just plain wrong. Secondly, it is **CLEAR** that you didn’t read what I said regarding what OP should ACTUALLY PAY FOR. I’m talking about OP hiring someone for a one time planning event of moving the annuity to prevent unnecessary tax liability simply bc the correct paperwork wasn’t filled or the process of transfer was wrong. Somehow your “ah I got you moment” implies that OP should be paying the annuity company, which is just not true bc you don’t pay an annuity company to get advice on how to stop paying them. That’s just stupid much like your comments which clearly demonstrate you have an agenda rather than actually trying to comprehend what’s being said 🎤 🫳

Minimalphilia

No. FB did not exist, Amazon and apple both actually sell something people want to buy. 95% of this bubble is not on the back of AI, it is on the back of very specific AI, generative ai. Oh accounting will be revolutionized, no doubt, but solid accounting ai, which already existed years ago, is not part of the huge pile of shit with a bow we are currently served as gold. If Chat GPT will actually pull of a revenue of 300 billion, that will mean they have to repay a dept of 1.2 Trillion. Again: THE PRODUCT WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DELIVER WHAT IT PROMISES, BECAUSE IT IS FUNDAMENTALLY NOT BUILT ON THE PREMISES REQUIRED TO DELIVER AND EVEN IF IT DOES THEY WILL STILL BE A TRILLION DOLLARS IN THE HOLE SOMEONE HAS TO PAY BACK AND IT WILL BE EVERYONE **BUT** SAM FUCKING ALTMAN!

VoidAndOcean

americans' dont make these decisions. FDA approves drugs everyday and no one pays attention. the only people who will ever know the drugs names are cancer patients who will PAY whatever

WallStreetFlea

TRUMP: I BELIEVE IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU WON'T HAVE INCOME TAX TO PAY Buddy is talking directly to me after seeing my market performance over the last month.

dont_downvote_SPECIL

Dow Jones Futures: -0.5% S&P 500: -0.7% NASDAQ: -0.9% #LOOKS LIKE YOU MUTHAFUCKAS BOUGHT TOO MUCH ON BLACK FRIDAY SO YOU'RE SELLING STOCKS TO PAY FOR IT LMAO 🤣 🤌

threeriversbikeguy

Devs probably make up an outsized percentage of people who will PAY to use it or whose employers will finance a monthly license for it for work purposes. This is the only criteria that matters when it’s time to put up or shut up. My company is a F10 and it’s looking to strip co-pilot (a reskinned ChatGPT) access from a lot of our 400,000 employees. Turns out most people use it for “where is the PTO page” or “write my annual self review” and next to nothing else. One of our subsidiary CxOs who is an AI evangelist was shown the door a few weeks ago.

TheDoodler2024

Just to understand what this BIGLY SMART POTUS is saying with 700%, this means that if your package of insulin cost $100 before his REPUBLICAN presidence, that TODAY you can go to the pharmacy and PICK UP YOUR MEDICINE AND THEY PAY YOU $700!!!! When will the people who have more than 2 braincells who voted for him FINALLY start to understand that their chosen POTUS is either continuously LYING or so demented that he is unfit, if not DANGEROUS to have in office?

No_River_1599

Tesla puts are going PAY

Terrible_Act688

Bols have been committing SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR. IT'S TIME TO PAY!

sociallyawkwaad

Oh shit, here we go again. INSTACART PAY AIN'T GONNA KEEP UP WITH BURRITO LOAN PAYMENTS.

zxc123zxc123

"BLS now says CPI and PPI are -100,000% with healthcare basically free. I've made America great again! And now TIPS holders will now be required to PAY the TIPS TARIFF for ripping off the American people. They've been screwing us for so long under Biden. He's the worst president ever. I never sucked Bill Clinton's dick but if I did it would have been way better than Hillary's BJ. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."

ChangeUserNameOMG

AFTER AMERICA WEAKENS THE DOLLAR, IT WILL BE EASY TO PAY BACK THE DEBT. I THINK THAT’S POTUS PLAN… = Policies x999 = Markets high volatility = dollar gets weak = stock go up + economy is taking hits along = stocks go down. ALSO BULL + BULL = GOOD TREND GOOD TREND + BULL = EVEN BETTER. EVEN BETTER + BULL = AMAZING!!! AMAZING!!! + BULL + BULL = OVERVALUATION OVERVALUATION + BULL + BULL = WENDY’S EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. [The more downvotes the more I’m right. Doing the opposite of WSB (of non controversial comments) is officially a strategy].

Brawmethius

"Tesla AI boss tells staff 2026 will be the 'hardest year' of their lives in all-hands meeting" Lmao. So anyway our boss was awarded huge money on you guys doing a lot of hard work. HIS PAY DEPENDS ON YOU GIVING YOUR LIFE TO THE COMPANY BE GRATEFUL.

Smart-Customer7503

Dirty Donald just tweeted: THE STOCK MARKET HAS BEEN RIPPING US OFF FOR YEARS AND NOW ITS TIME TO PAY!!!