WHEN

xxkupkakexx

wait til these hopium "BER FUK" in this sub find out the diff between what physical oil is priced at currently around most of the world compare to digitally on the chart and WHEN...not IF...it catches up to the chart...you gonna get front row seat in front of your screen to look at your call losing premium faster than the time it takes for you to put the fries in the bag while you die a little everyday on the inside hoping for "maybe it will bounce back tomorrow" that never comes all the way til your expiration cause buying the dip doesn't work anymore in a real bear market when things don't just V back every time for you to post gain porn on spy call. TLDR...cash is a position...buy when it cross above the 200 MA again...its THAT simple...you're welcome

astromouse2024

Oops you’re right, WHEN they pump markets tomorrow I’ll dump my calls and load up on puts

Civil_Location9609

the commodity-to-equity transmission lag is one of the most reliable patterns in markets. understanding WHEN the cascade hits each sector is where the edge is

RemarkableVictory990

I'm gonna lose my mind dividends aren't free money!!! WHEN A DIVIDEND OF 1% GETS PAID OUT THE STOCK GOES DOWN BY 1% AHHHHHH. I stg dividend investors are the most retarded people out there

NW-McWisconsin

Sadly, many folks are still "DoorDashing" french fries and a shake. And the teenager wants Jean Paul Gaultier. WHEN THOSE drop off.... We're in buying territory. 🫪

Quarter-Normal

What are the predictions for the 4:15 announcement? I’m thinking: “THE WAR IS OVER” IS WHAT IM GOING TO SAY WHEN WE WIN THIS WAR! IRAN WANTS A DEAL

anyadgec

WHEN?

ChewbaccaIsBear

**what does it say about the % of bulls vs bears here that the hotline is ONLY POSTED WHEN WE GOING DOWN????**

Savagebabypig

https://preview.redd.it/whekcyt8glrg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237c39010e781e0de4184f5a472e739a65472b51 MEMBER WHEN THE STOCK MARKET WAS GREEN?

illinformed-will

They said it can't be done, but i did it. Now they say 'please, please no more winning it's too much mr president' sleepy joe couldn't do it, obama couldn't do it, but I DID IT WHEN IS WAS IMPOSSIBLE. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS CRATER

69downunder

let me bring another one brtx : start with the ugly: just put out 10-k, real ugly as expected, just some from: At current burn rate, it has approximately 3.3 MONTHS of operating cash remaining without new capital. Even reducing burn by 30%, runway extends to only \~5 months. The company MUST raise capital before June/July 2026 to maintain operations. 10-K MD&A specifically notes 'possible second period + reverse split' as compliance paths. Management is explicitly signalling that a reverse split is being considered as a compliance mechanism. Historical context: BRTX has executed 4 prior reverse splits. The question is not WHETHER a reverse split occurs — it is WHEN and at what ratio. moreover, $3.326M in stock-based compensation was recognized in FY2025. For a company with $359,700 in total revenue, stock-based comp represents 925% of annual revenue. This is structurally standard for clinical-stage biotechs, but means management is compensating itself substantially with equity at prices that are continuously declining. At $0.29/share, the options and restricted stock granted to management have questionable retention value — many prior grants are likely deeply underwater. and there are some more, you gotta look up...! but tomorrow, at ORS Conference, Francisco Silva will present \~45-patient blinded interim (largest dataset yet) - Phase 2 Blinded Data. you gotta dep dive into management team (and more). reason i brought this up is because the man, Silva, is a genuine stem cell pioneer — Section Editor of the Journal of Translational Medicine, original discoverer of the BADSC 3D aggregate, co-inventor of the hypoxic culturing protocol that gives BRTX-100 its disc-environment survival advantage. check it out. check also ceo Lance Alstodt and the others. obvioulsy there are some possible scenarios for ORS data, bear/neutral/base/bull. check it out and take care! https://firstwordpharma.com/story/7142778#:\~:text=Francisco%20Silva%2C%20BioRestorative's%20Vice%20President,Chief%20Executive%20Officer%2C%20and%20Chairman.

borgeris

WHEN YOU FINALLY TIME A PUMP TWEET RIGHT!!!! but it’s in a time where the pump don’t hold ):

themonovingian

WHEN she finds out.

AgitatedJump8459

REMEMBER TRUMP HOW TRUMP IS KNOW TO LET YOU KNOW WHEN TO DO WHAT? well, he said it: going in tomorrow at 3. Oil longs it is. And puts on everything else (rddt)

Roxorek

all the kings look to be finished MU, SNDK, VRT, NVDA, NBIS IT IS OVER BIG CRASH COMING WHEN TROOPS GO IN AND SHIT INSTANTLY EXTENDS THE CONFLICT BY MONTHS OR YEARS

unclefire

Good job completely missing the point. btw Fed ain't gonna do shit WHEN inflation spikes b/c of energy prices.

Snowman33001

Prediction: you will regret not buying more WHEN this thing rips (not if)

Rare-ish_Birb

Oh, in here, We're all experts in HOW to trade options..... but maybe the WHICH, or the WHEN parts.

MrMcjibblets1990

OPs post makes zero sense. Can't you see the trend?! What trend. He's going to TACO? Nobody but insiders know WHEN that is going to happen. So please enlighten us all dear OP how you know this. I'm dying to hear it.

Sufficient_Hurry4924

Aye we know Trump is a liar, WHAT THE FUCK UK PM?? HOW DID YOU KNIW ABOUT THE TALKS WHEN THEY DIDNT HAPPEN??

Entire_Talk839

When his Posts are just normal text with Randomly Capitalized Letters, it's just a "Regular Lie." BUT WHEN HE TYPES IN ALL CAPS, it's something that Never Even Happened. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

TomatoSpecialist6879

🥭: WE HAVE BEAUTIFUL AND GREAT DISCUSSION WITH IRAN TO OPEN THE STRAIGHT OF HORMONES AND END THE WAR! 👳‍♀️: Bitch what the fuck is you talking about? We talk WHEN?? Strait is closed retard fuck you!!! I have calls but man what is this timeline, 🥭 is so fucking desperate lmao

SunriseSurprise

Pam Bondi: "HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY TALK ABOUT THIS WHEN THE DOW IS \*checks phone\* oh, 45000......my bad. We'll get these sons of bitches."

Wowmuchrya

Some of these comments are like erotica fanfic. “AND IN THE FINAL HOUR RIGHT WHEN SPY WILL CIRCUIT BREAKER OUR LORD AND SAVIOR (whos clearly not retarded) WILL TWEET ‘TACO’ AND DESTROY ALL GAY BEARS HAHAH GREEN SHREK BIG V LOL” Like bro, just buy puts. It isn’t that hard. He’s retarded.

poorat8686

The sailors on twitter are being served lobster WHEN OVERNIGHT CAME THE OLD BULLS CAME ON DECK SAYIN FELLAS WELL BE GREEN BY MORNIN AT 7 PM WHEN THE 🌽 CHART CAVED IN HE SAID FELLAS I CANT PAY MY TAXES

TacosAreJustice

It’s baffling… billionaires basically spending time and energy further enriching themselves at the expense of others for no real reason… well? I guess the reason is control. Honestly, I look at the current US market and just don’t see us doing anything that sustainable… I believe we are at the end of the age of “efficiency”… My bet is the next market force that will emerge is basically mass customization… using automated factories to build custom things instead of mass producing bullshit. Probably won’t start here unless things change radically… but project 2025 is destined for failure. Just comes down to how long it takes… Fascism always ends up eating itself… Putin is the exception, but he’s basically been a consistent, strong hand dedicated to his task… once he dies it will fall apart… The US movement has 0 competent leadership… just greed and corruption… change will come in the turmoil they create… Just comes down to WHEN and how much damage they do.

ComfortablePiglet842

Every time you run up a port you should start a new port to do your risky stuff and use the old port to do a slow conservative game. Once a conservative port breaks 20k take 10k out and put in savings accnt. So if someone is truly gifted at options theyll have 1 very calm safe account where they place safe moves and go about it very calmly never being overly exposed to the market at any given time. The other account is a spinoff that is primarily aggressive plays and if theyre really good have a 3rd account for only strictly 0dte hyperaggressive double or nothing type plays. So if and WHEN your hyperaggressive port goes south youll just laugh at yourself for being stupid knowing you only lost a small portion of your overall money.

MasterElite1

>Trump Administration won’t implement crude export ban, WTI surpasses $100 on the news ✅️ TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY Oops you leaked the true goal of the war

spsteve

BESSENT SAYS WHEN WE UNSANCTION IRAN OIL, CAN GO TO EX-CHINA PLACES This fucking idiot needs to shut up. China is probably about an inch away from having had enough.

trumpdiego

*later that day on truth social...** ##SUPREME LEADER AYATOLLAH "TOO LATE" JEROME "HUSSEIN" POWELL DIDNT CUT RATES AGAIN. MORON CANT EVEN SEE THE USA NEEDS HIM RIGHT NOW AND BE A HERO INSTEAD HES AN ELF AND NOT EVEN THE GOOD KIND. BUT THATS OKAY WE WILL DO IT ALONE ALL RATES WILL GO DOWN LIKE A ROCK WHEN THIS EXERCISE IS OVER.

Spy300

>TRUMP: WHEN IS POWELL LOWERING INTEREST RATES? Sending oil to the moon and cutting rates by pressuring the central bank is called financial repression.

Possible_Refuse_8322

I want to try and give you a sincere no bullshit answer here.... I LOVE gambling specifically sports betting. The #1 thing that will instantly fuck you up in any s Option /wager is = Chasing unrealistic odds!!!! No matter how well the return is don't do it, the odds are like that for a reason .. It's much better to have consistent medium wins than 3x-4x your money in 1 bet Scale it way down, why not do $1,000 bets?? If you have $50k that's 50 bets. The biggest mistake is being so sure of yourself on a bet that you think it can't go wrong , WRONG, I've seen the best teams up by 25 points in a 2nd quarter just to tie at the 4th .. The only thing that saves you from that is smaller bets, trust me. Think of it this way , more bets will always pop up tomorrow and the following days , don't get obsessed over today, breathe and let them go... When I started I had zero experience in teams, their players , pretty much EVERYTHING, I'd bet on ANY TEAM just to get the high of the game, that would lead to very stressful games that would win or lose by 1 point . I ended up losing each and every bet. Tennis , hockey , basketball, all stupid bet. BUT NOW I've done my homework, watch dozens of games know the good teams with great players and I aim to make $100 dollars on each game or more.. it's gotten to the point where it's very predictable because of how each team plays.. I was like you blew $500 on a stupid rage bet, deposited another $500 made stupid bets lost it again.... Now I'm up $1,400 in 3 days from the last $300 I deposited... I wrote on a notebook my RULES to stick to no matter how the game goes like NEVER DOUBLE DOWN WHEN A TEAM IS LOSING, unless it's the #1 team that you know they can pull it off. NEVER MAKE DECISIONS BASED ON EMOTIONS OR RAGE ... Losing one $1,000 is better than doubling or tripling down to $3,000 and losing it all because your odds went down the drain. Just thought I'd ramble on right now since I'm at the airport have about 1 hour before my flight 🛫 😂😂

Roxorek

ITS LIKE 1 PERSON DECIDES WHEN THIS GAY MARKET WILL MOVE shit's dead af

literallyanythingr

I completely agree with the majority of your assessment and I would like to say nearly all the cyber security industry does as well! The cost of doing things right, (E.g. locking down external facing assets, keeping systems patched and up to date, investing in monitoring and security software) is usually an added cost that has no tangible benefit or gain in many companies eyes. The realization that the potential loss in IP, reputation/consumer faith, or ability to engage in commerce is something that people don’t experience or understand till it happens to them. They are safe until they had a bad day, they never needed to put a price on their safety, and then they have a day and that all changes. Thankfully, some of the organizations you were referencing, (medical manufacturing, nuclear research) all have standards that require people to meet a goal for minimum level of secure and achieve their “safety” but that usually does not have a lot of traction unless there is someone from compliance hounding people to get it done, or another person on C-Suite is seeing to it themselves. The worst part is it is hard to meet these minimum standard WHEN REQUIRED. In the digital age, there are becoming more reasons and data that has to be protected, but for organizations away from medical, defensive, or utilities, that can choose their own fate, they don’t have to do much to just exist, and those will be the consistent targets of opportunity. TL:Dr - people don’t want to pay for safety they already think they have, and until they have a bad day and learn what they take for granted, then they will not prioritize it

Spy300

Setup. 8 months ago. >TRUMP: EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON’T DO IT! Knock down. >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

Artistic_Teach558

The market is NOT efficient, even the big spenders have an iq of 70. It's proven by oil futures. The market's pricing in an imminent end to the war, despite the obvious fact that the war is going to be prolonged. With that said, hopeful investors and bandaid solutions from the US govt will pump equities and/or keep them at a range for a little longer, so puts or shorting futures in the short term will shit on you. It's going to be impossible to tell WHEN the big dump will happen, so I think having a bearish portfolio will probably hurt you more than just going cash

bemeandnotyou

We WILL NOT STOP TILL THEY SURRENDER Mr president, they said they will not surrender I WILL SAY WHEN THEY SURRENDERED, NOT THEM.

Strong-Comment-7279

2 weeks out from end of Q1. You want to burn tax due, hmu. This is not the way. But maybe it is - compare this function. I trade SPXW 0-1 exclusively. However, I may dip into SPY. WHEN I dip into SPY, it is a gamble w downside limited to the loss, of course. But WAIT. I throw down on SPY, there are two outcomes. Profit/liquidity and roll again for the next - burn off those SPXW ST gains. There is no aim to manipulate a market, and tho I do frequently post while I trade, there will be no inclusion of these events. HOWEVER - I must point out that I've just thought of this in the last few weeks, and am not in a position to do it this quarter. To that end, I am actively watching last day of trading Q1 2026 for MASSIVE SPY manipulation through large players exchanging this set-up. Final note: brokerage platform is relevant. Had an informative convo today about E-Trade Vs TOS spy and SPX/SPXW. TOS does not offer SPXW. I'm on the former - SPXW every day. The only SPX E-Trade offers is one exp day monthly. See: wash sale issues.

Spy300

>TRUMP SAYS IRAN WAR WILL END WHEN HE FEELS IT “IN MY BONES” The war will end when the debt is devalued.

MasterElite1

>TRUMP SAYS IRAN WAR WILL END WHEN HE FEELS IT “IN MY BONES” The war will end when the debt is devalued.

Ok-Piano8789

>TRUMP SAYS IRAN WAR WILL END WHEN HE FEELS IT “IN MY BONES” limit down

Spy300

>THE U.S. DEBT CRISIS IS SET TO REACH UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: POWELL SHOULD BE DROPPING RATES IMMEDIATELY This is a stealth default

DesticularDorsion

*WHEN IT IS MILITARILY POSSIBLE If they could open it, they would.

pink_ego_box

Mango: STOPPING IRAN IS GREATER INTEREST TO ME THAN OIL PRICES MORE IMPORTANT TO ME IRAN IS STOPPED THAN HIGH OIL PRICE WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY US MAKES A LOT OF MONEY WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP. Lmfao

MasterElite1

>u/MasterElite1 11 points 9 days ago >Some of you think your governments wouldn't engineer a middle east war to spike energy and fix their books. They would ✅️ TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

McKoijion

> THE UNITED STATES IS THE LARGEST OIL PRODUCER IN THE WORLD, BY FAR, SO WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. BUT, OF FAR GREATER INTEREST AND IMPORTANCE TO ME, AS PRESIDENT, IS STOPING AN EVIL EMPIRE, IRAN, FROM HAVING NUCLEAR WEAPONS, AND DESTROYING THE MIDDLE EAST AND, INDEED, THE WORLD. I WON’T EVER LET THAT HAPPEN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP Now he’s claiming rising oil prices are a *good* thing. I also appreciate the royal we lol.

MasterElite1

>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY They're devaluing their debt and debasing your currency. Gold should be printing a god candle.

turnleftorrightblock

Yeah, if the company has at least mediocre products, they always rebound back up after panic sell. The question is WHEN panic sell is over.

One_Impression_2253

full ported puts this week. bought calls at 3:58. I WAITED ALL WEEK FOR THIS KIND OF NEWS AND IT DROPS WHEN I BUY CALLS

Affectionate-Day2743

as with a lot of stocks, NEVER BUY REDDIT WHEN IT'S ON A HEATER. ONLY BUY REDDIT WHEN ITS DOWN BAD

andrewe92

Down $35k WHEN WILL THINGS BOUNCE BACK CMON AVAV DO SOMETHING!!!!

FickleMeasurement627

SILVER AND GOLD ARE USUALLY SAFE HAVENS FOR WHEN MARKET IS NOT DOING TOO HOT (RED NOT GREEN) and watch the DXY if our dollar strengthens usually gold and silver will inverse that. Just stop buying peoples plays especially when the majority of people here themselves just copy other plays or hail mary gambles. Sometimes people post good DDs and what not but even then its better to learn the market yourself and make your own plays that make sense to what you learned etc. some people only play 0dte spy/spx options some people just gamble random plays. All to say each person who trades usually has their own method or way of trading that works for them. I suck ass playing bonds, and health related stocks so I never do. Idk just some food for thought my man. And dont stress too hard, unless they expire tomorrow or they are for like $100, you still have time for something to happen.

NotMe357

TACO says "The war may ends soon" so people FOMO and Short covering. Thats all. I means....TACO will always TACO but the question is WHEN?

daviddjg0033

WOKE DEMOCRATS PROPOSE RENAMING THE STRAITS TO THE GAYS OF HORMUZ. - Source - Feminists for Iranian Sharia Law REPUBLICAN OPERATIVES FOUND TO HAVE INSTANEOUSLY ORGASMED WHEN WAR BEGAN - Source: shoe tapping under bathroom stall

xavras_wyzryn

WHY NOT SHORT THE OIL ON x20 LEVERAGE INSTEAD OF ONLY x5 WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT G7 DECISION BEFORE ANNOUNCED.

Traditional_Hair_453

the most retarded bol ever: WHEN V?

-Hyperactive-Sloth-

Oil prices would drop. If 25% of our daily capacity wasn’t locked at port. And we stopped bombing refineries. But yeah. It COULD go down pretty quick because this is a supply issue. WHEN it will go down is anyone’s guess.

Interesting-Wear2595

Yeah, I bought puts on Friday… 0DTEs. I LOST EVERYTHING, EVEN WHEN I WAS RIGHT GOD IT SUCKS TO SUCK

frankslastdoughnut

Update for all you idiot bears and those who heeded my wisdom and joined me. I'm never selling. (JK I WILL SELL A LITTLE WHEN IT HITS 100). Also I lied to you guys. My 401k won't let me put all my money into the brokerage link section where I can trade individual stocks. So I still hold some pussy ass positions in some mutual funds. Super gay I know. I also have $21 in cash sitting in my roth IRA which absolutely disgusts me that it's not being invested. So I will fix that post haste. Also, this stock will be $50 by September 31st. Fucking send it if you haven't already. https://preview.redd.it/qggxdi6dxgng1.jpeg?width=1432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47dbfe07e2bf728f6d994829e70ae8c1def64b36

MadeThatCash

THE BIG OIL SHORT OPENED. HOLDING THIS FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS AND PRINTING LONGS WHEN PRICE DROPS BACK TO 58. Only happens once in a while. GO SHORT HERE AND YO'ULL BE RICH! https://preview.redd.it/p993391ztgng1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=145ac4ac6817d62524649c9f7f9eec988b77c826

AugusteToulmouche

> HASSETT: MARKETS WILL MOVE FORWARD QUICKLY WHEN IRAN RESOLVED Mr. Markets: I ain’t say that shit

ihopethisworksfornow

Fucking finally, god damn fucking visualmod BANNED ME WHEN I **WON** MY FUCKING BANBET. Communist robot son of a bitch. Everyone who said “haha let me know your next play so I can inverse” without even looking at the position, *which printed*, can eat my whole cock and balls. Also Iran is going to be a fucking shitshow you dumbasses there won’t be any truce at any point and it’s going to fuck with oil for months if not longer. The Houthis fucked up the Red Sea for a god damn year while our navy impotently tugged on their flacid cocks and they’re the poorest most shittily equipped insurgency force on the fuckin continent. And now we’re “choosing the next leader of Iran”? Yeah fucking right. There’s 1.5 million blooddrunk vengeful zealots in the country with absolutely zero intelligence and full conviction that they’re warriors of god. We ain’t choosing shit without boots on the ground. Fucking joke

ranorando

Ok I need a fuckin play on spy. I’m literally break even on the week, (down like 5%) and I need to break into my next tier. CALLS OR PUTS? WHEN TO BUY I will buy you a baconator stg

Heyhayheigh

If everyone understood perfectly WHEN they were going to spend, financial plans would be easy. But emergencies happen. Urgent things come up. There are setbacks. Risk is even deeper. Not having a consistent plan of how to invest automatically is also a risk. A hard one to calculate. You will never know how much more you would have if you just started with a 100/week of VOO and worked to increase that auto investment, and then never panic sold: only sold to pay for urgent bills.

NewLifeInAfghanistan

Literally WHEN DOES THE REBALANCE HAPPEN

PuzzleheadedTry4834

YO , I AM HOLDING (7,142,857 SHARES ) ITS 7 MILLION , SO LOOK IT GOES LIKE THIS (GREED) BUT THIS SHIT HAPPENS , \`NOW JUST NEEDS TO HANG IN THERE AND NOT SELL IT NOW , THINGS WILL CHANGE BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT HEY , BUY PESO , TODAY ITS 35c , I STARTED WHEN IT WAS 13c , SOLD 5 TIMES , THIS ONE IS PROMISING WELL , I HAVE A MILLION IN HERE , SO FOR ME ITS LIKE THIS , IF YOU HAVE $35,000 GIVES YOU A MILLION SHARES , EVERY 1c MOVE UP GIVES ME $1,000 AND I DO IT EVERY 2, 3 DAYS,,,,,END OF THE DAY I WANT MY PROFIT OUT AND PAY MY MORTGAGE OFF

portfoliorating

# WHEN HE SAID: I AM GONNA BOMB 💣 THE SHlT OUT OF THEM 💥 **HE MEANT OUR PORTFOLIO.** SO FKED UP.... ALL MONEY GONE....

LasyKuuga

One of clients said they got 400k this year. FUCK YOU WHEN IS IT MY TURN 😢

ComfortablePiglet842

Oh fuck you're gonna make me BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

BigOunce854

BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL. -barren Wuffet

flyingdutchmnn

WHEN!?

Ok-Bumblebee1526

Yea the line goes up but the more important issue is WHEN it goes up

Happy-Champion1661

Bers overnight: US attacks Iran, my puts will print, SPY -50% on Monday, I will get a lambo! Bers after corn dumps just -3%: YEAH YEAH SEE? CORN TO 50k eod, OIL TO 100, GOLD TO 10,000! (yes, some idiot really wrote it was gonna reach 10k soon) bers wen khamenei confirmed dead: FAKE NEWS BRO, BERS WHEN DONALD PUMP TRUTHS: MARKET IS STILL RED ON WEEKEND NASDAQ BRO, ITS GONNA CRASH \--- bers at open on Monday: RIGGED AF, MMs PUMP THIS SHIT TO FUK MY PUTS, WHY MARKET IS CORRUPT

KarlLachsfeld

Bers yapping about uncertainty lmao, it was only uncertain WHEN the attack happens. CALLS

reddit_equals_censor

sooooooo does this mean, that a government bail out for the 0 profitability being possible company openai is way more likely now, WHEN they just run out of money completely? and of course needless to day, but screw all those massmurdering scum companies.

trainwreck001

WHEN MARKET FALTERS WAR IS THE ONLY OPTION. MAKE SURE TO CANCEL YOUR IRAN AIR BNBs.

Idiotan0n

Remember the loss porn? REMEMBER WHEN ALL APES WERE REGARDED?

mneymaker

Oh the shrekz will be legendary, WHEN TACO CONFIRMS THAT EXISTING DEALS WITH OUR LOVING TRADE PARTNERS WILL BE HONORED

Mugzillers

Not an AI professional but I’ve read a lot about the technology and its potential (positive and negative) impact. Here’s my opinion: AI is here to stay and will significantly disrupt admin and entry level positions (been used in the background for decades and will only be more prominent as we move forward). It’s not a matter of IF but WHEN. That said, where we stand today, we have A LOT of work ahead of us before AI (specifically agentic AI) is ready to significantly disrupt industries and replace current systems and companies. AI is only as strong as its training data, which we can’t get enough of. Even with the information it is being trained on and the improvements with current training methods (supervised, unsupervised, reinforcement training, etc.) the systems continue to hallucinate responses, and operate in ways which were unexpected and undesired. Let’s also mention the actual current tech limitations of long memory, etc. that impact a full blown replacement of people and systems. Most businesses (besides the big dogs ) aren’t willing to invest in or trust a system that has a probability of making constant mistakes. Additionally, unless a companies AI is being developed internally on a proprietary system, businesses can’t and shouldn’t trust or rely on the security of current tech. Would you want sensitive client data shared openly? I sure wouldn’t. There’s a lot to be improved upon until it’s going to have the impact people think it’s currently having. I recently saw an interview with Jensen, where he was talking about timelines for buildout and he thinks we have another 6-7 years before we’re going to reach a whole different level. Take from that what you will. In terms of cyber security, ive read about how the introduction of AI in that sector actually is a good thing as it’s helping not only discover vulnerabilities and help with patches, but it’s also helping reinforce and strengthen such systems against future vulnerabilities - such as AI software attacks, etc. I wrote more than I expected but hope this helps. TLDR: I think that AI has years to go before it truly distrusts industries, systems, and companies and that the hits on stocks recently are overblown. It’s a lot of FUD that isn’t real.

Kingmusk420

LOL, Bears, U PUTZZ R CUCKED WHEN REAL AMERICANS WAKE UP AND START BUYING.

ComingInSideways

To be clear your post was this: >It was never there to save you money, it is there to provide agility. You can experiment without living with the failures like having to rack and stack your own shit. My follow up posts were disputing your supposition that you can't have easy completely experimental setups on bare metal / on prem. You can if you you have a proper IaC environment. And also that having a single point of failure is problematic. Then you said: >Yeah until you need to order 100 extra servers to run a time sensitive experiment, you gonna IaC the shipping as well? THIS IS WHEN WHEN "hybrid scaling" came up in the normal flow of conversation. You want to say it was not part of the conversation, but it was, your lead in is right there. I am arguing in on prem vs cloud neither by themselves is the right choice. You want to drop the conversation drop it, don't make up an excuse on the way out the door.

Aromatic_Shame_2350

LOW IQ association. It is like when dumbass still make "regard" WHEN YOU CLEARLY CAN SAY RETARD IN THIS SUB.

Axwe8

# WHEN ARE WE GOING TO WAR. THE TROOPS ALREADY ATE LOBSTER 🤡 https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ra7akv/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of/o6ml77y/

Hour-Finish744

WHAT LAWS DOES KHAMEINI FOLLOW YOU FOOL HES HIDING IN HIS BUNKER IN COMFORT AND ONLY COMES ON TV WHEN HE ORDERS MORE EXECUTION OF OUR YOUNG. Go bring your gotchas to the families of the mourning victims who want justice

sharpshot234

Move on went from 170k to 5k in crypto it's over just either start over or withdrawal what's left no use dwelling on the past mistakes TAKE PROFIT WHEN ITS THERE! lesson learned.

jonneh

Market makers don’t know wtf to do 🤣 # **WHEN IN DOUBT: CALLS**

eezyE4free

Enforcing the ruling is going to be the real challenge here. Need a plan for what to do WHEN they ignore the decision and levy more illegal tariffs.

Ok-Raisin-2387

WHEN?

corgis20

OP, I followed your account to know more about this. Knowing roughly WHEN you will make the move (and share it) will save the ones that believe you. Thanks, and Please, do share!

tsap007

If you’re uninsured in America and have cancer then yes you’re correct. If you’re insured in America and have cancer, then you are in a much better position in American than in Europe. Wait time in Europe for a scan? Good luck you’re scheduled months out. Need a follow-up appointment tomorrow to discuss urgent results? Not going to happen. The model in the US is vastly superior WHEN you have insurance and it’s no wonder the majority of cutting edge research and medication are developed here first because of this. Before you argue with me, I am speaking from first had experience. Let’s not forget that an American company developed the COVID vaccine during the pandemic.

neo2551

At 100% precision, yes impossible. At 90%? Yes you can. (Precision means it goes in the direction you predict, WHEN you make a prediction.)

_ROFLcopter__

The markets will never crash while 🥭 and his party control all the levers of power. International markets are also the place to be right now while the rest of the world sells the dollar. I KNOW IT’S UNPOPULAR BUT I FRANKLY DON’T CARE BECAUSE ITS MAKING ME MONEY AND I’D LIKE TO NOT LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX WHEN I RETIRE. IM NOT YELLING, YOU’RE YELLING.

trsx5

WHY WOULD THEY LOWER RATES WHEN THE TARGET IS 2% - it’s working, why would the fed pivot now - explain yourself you mongrels

VolSignalsVS3D

Even as someone who sells a GEX tool I'm the first person to DRILL this point- that AT BEST, EVEN WHEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE CORRECT POSITIONS AND MODELING... you have a probabilistic edge. You have a prescription for the flows of ONE large cohort. It's a piece of the pie. Some days, that piece is bigger because the piece is bigger. Some days, that piece is bigger because the pie is smaller. You can't think 'binary' edge here, it's shaping the price discovery process and turning a random walk into 2-3 "best guess" price processes that should be generally tradable to someone competent with options or futures, and risk management. And I'm surprised to hear you say that about retail- every time I look at the latest research they keep saying retail is crushing it (at the expense of HF/Quant) but I don't know what to believe in that arena. IMO retail flow is mostly noise because it typically nets out to something less concentrated than institutional flows. However, I'm index-first and for single names that may not be the case as a rule

ffstrauf

Your disciplined DTE framework - especially the 45 DTE sweet spot - reflects solid risk management, but the hard part most traders miss is knowing WHEN to close at 80% profit versus waiting. The decision really depends on whether the underlying's volatility and price action validate holding longer. I use Days to Expiry to backtest what theta decay and gamma risk typically look like at each DTE, so I can model the actual probability of profit in the final 20% of time - sometimes it's not worth the risk. How do you measure whether capital recycling into a new 45 DTE setup is actually better than letting a 80% winner ride out the remaining theta?

AcanthocephalaNo2439

TOP IS IN FOR MSFT, MSFT $410 4/17/26 PUTS (x100) :))) don't be an idiot and lose all your money on calls! SCREENSHOT THIS 🫵🫵🫵🫵 cause IM LAUGHING AT YOU WHEN THIS GETS RUGGED MID DAY

Valkorion335786

The question that remains is WHEN to buy NVDA poots?

ebfeebfe

WELLS FARGO'S BREAKUP WITH BILT TOOK ANOTHER CHAOTIC TURN THIS WEEK WHEN THE STARTUP’S CUSTOMERS WHO OPTED TO CLOSE THEIR ACCOUNTS WITH THE BANK WERE SURPRISED TO RECEIVE CREDIT CARDS ANYWAY We thank Wells Fargo for having provided free stimmy cards last week, and pump SPY on Friday when it was most needed

Aggravating_Path206

3 hours later: ""FUCK I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SOLD WHEN IT BOUNCED A LITTLE"

Aggravating_Path206

6 hours later: "FUCK I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SOLD WHEN IT BOUNCED A LITTLE"