WHEN

Fhyzikz

They always correct around 40% after these insane runs historically. Especially SLV will probably be 50%+. Figuring out WHEN is the hard part

AbbreviationsIll213

WHEN YOU SUING FOR THE EPSTEIN DEFAMATION AND FAKE NEWS? Fucking rapist felon piece of shit

myironlung6

NATO SECRETARY GENERAL RUTTE WHEN ASKED IF GREENLAND WILL REMAIN WITH DENMARK: THAT ISSUE DID NOT COME UP IN MY CONVERSATION WITH TRUMP Amazing how trillions move on one man just making shit up as he goes

ChesterfieldPotato

Yeah, but without actual insider information on WHEN he will chicken out, it is just a spin on the roulette wheel 

portfoliorating

JANUARY 20, 2026 DAIRY: # PORT DOWN BIG 📉 # ESCORT CANCELED APPOINTMENT LAST MINUTE, WHEN ASK WHEN NEXT AVAILABILITY, SHE TEXTED BACK "idk" 6 HOURS LATER **A PROSTITUTE TURNED ME DOWN, THIS IS A NEW LOW.** **FUCK 🖕 GREENLAND! 🖕**

Big_Attention_9143

BTW, I sent out a mkt call of extreme red alert, mid week last, pointing to MLK weekend, as the day of the reversal. Just saying. 3 or 4 big calls, at the turns, each yr. Nothing more. I had an outsourced execution desk, covering the world's largest hedge funds/banks/ insurance cos. Back in mar 2009 the world's largest hedge fund, at the time, kept calling me asking "is it time to buy?" , and the mkt just kept going lower, as o had him short. Then I'd get a call asking "is it time to buy?" , and it's say no. On the 4th or 5th call, he asked "when will it be time to buy already?", as he was eager to cover his shorts. I finally said , " THE TIME TO BUY WILL BE WHEN YOU STOP ASKING ME, IF IT'S TIME TO BUY! " "IN FACT, YOU WON'T EVEN TAKE MY CALL, WHEN IT'S TIME TO BUY!"

br0botic

TRUMP: WHEN I SPEAK TO PEOPLE OF GREENLAND I'M SURE THEY WILL BE THRILLED I strive to be this level of delusional

arbitraryBlue

When is he going to say sike? WHEN IS HE GOING TO SAY SIKE??????

WahiniLover

I don’t think you understand how “bat shit insane” to use your perfect phrase, the ultra rich pulling the strings actually are. They’re actively seeking this destruction of norms. They’ve actually said as much. “WHEN SOMEONE SHOWS YOU WHO THEY ARE, BELIEVE THEM THE FIRST TIME. THEY KNOW THEMSELVES MUCH BETTER THAN YOU DO.” Maya Angelou This whole “stupid” drive off a cliff is on purpose. Unfortunately they’ve locked the doors and rolled up the windows of the bus they’re driving right off the cliff.

highrollerlowballer

Good, because you should. if you look at the open interest you will see many contracts near the strike value of 691 to 680. This means someone out there already made profit near 685 to 691. The price right now is 681. THEY WILL BUY THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE MAKING 6-10 DOLLARS OF PROFIT. (Because if your selling your share at 685 to 691 when price of stock is 681, the difference of the 100 shares, they are making 600 to 1000 per 100 shares) REMEMBER WHEN INSITUATIONS BUY YOU WILL REGRET

PutridSituation9846

While the markets were closed he didn't said nothing about Greenland, today as you see he started again to say bullshit, ONLY WHEN MARKETS ARE OPEN TO MANIPULATE THEM

iMakeGOODinvestmemts

WHEN DID he say this?

touch-my-bunghole

BISH WHEN THESE THINGS TALK YOU LISTEN MMMKAY https://preview.redd.it/b2p48hlzl5eg1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=7489c5aaf7ee1a92557bd0daabafdda635d4f94c

_FIRECRACKER_JINX

😑 I'll be back to gloat WHEN I'm right.

Any-Internet-7796

True that man, I got lucky considering all the loss porn after BYND. I got calls early and dipped. But I SHOULD HAVE SOLD WHEN I TOOK THE SCREENSHOT. Lesson learned, will happen again lol

log1ck1717

For real WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME NETFLIX WAS GREEN. HOLY FUCK

gigantischemeteor

Take a lesson from Kenny Rogers and KNOW WHEN TO RUN!

olordmike

no joke dude, SpaceX has been making deals for direct to cell all over the place and will be able to deploy those satellites 60 at a time. ASTS is going to find the market eaten up by them and their significantly lower cost. You have no idea how cheap starlinks are to make and launch. When they release their pre-IPO numbers for starlink, its going to shock people. SpaceX has a natural monopoly on the commercial comm sat business now. Its not IF, but WHEN. All other players are winding down, building moats, or pivoting. I recommend you sell some so you don't go broke.

naccettarealtor

v when V When V WHEN

br0botic

TRUMP: WHEN THE MARKET GOES UP, THEY SHOULD LOWER INTEREST RATES. WHEN THERE’S GOOD NEWS, THE MARKET SHOULD GO UP, NOT GO DOWN We are fucked lmao

I_am_Nerman

U.S. OFFICIAL SAYS GREENLAND ACTION POSSIBLE WITHIN WEEKS OR MONTHS WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SPEAK ABOUT IRAN TONIGHT TRUMP, WHEN ASKED ABOUT HELP ON THE WAY TO IRAN, SAYS YOU ARE GOING TO FIND OUT TRUMP: GOOD IDEA IF AMERICANS EVACUATE FROM IRAN Loading puts

RevanVar1

Failed economy * not state. Meant that not everything is black and white. NO NOTHING SHOULD BE TAKEN BY FORCE WHEN IT DOESNT REQUIRE IT. Canada and greenland absolutely do not require it. But Canada 100% needs a new government as they are my literal means failing as an economy. The us is not, not yet, holy shit it sucks rn, but it’s not YET.

wowmomcooldad

MARKETS WILL GO DOWN WHEN HE SAYS THEY’LL GO DOWN THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. But seriously, it’s too manipulated now.

Lower-Condition-4104

I will say WHEN...and that's a huge WHEN....the market crashes, it will be massive. Thankfully I'll be dead when that occurs in 40+ years.

unevenvenue

Ah, understood. Thanks for explaining. Might wait for a bit and grab some more shares if it drops a bit. I think ASBP has a chance to balloon (as in, dollars/share) if (or WHEN) this is approved for use.

unhappyreach_

~~WHY THE FUCK IS VIX SO LOW WHEN WE HAVE ACTIVE SITUATIONS ACROSS THE GLOBE~~ Well ATH is cool

spezes_moldy_dildo

They are not wrong. It’s just about WHEN it will blow up, not IF. Ernest C. Garcia III uses his other company DriveTime to offload bad car buys, etc. and artificial boost Carvana. Carvana fraud is the most open secret in the industry, and cooking books and robbing Peter to pay Paul is a story as old as time and the story always has the same ending.

TheMallard1

I'll let y'all know when I decide to buy calls.. BECAUSE WHEN I DO...

dont_downvote_SPECIL

Samsung is planning to double the number of its mobile devices powered by Google Gemini this year, its co-CEO TM Roh told Reuters in an interview. Samsung rolled out Gemini AI features to around 400M devices, including smartphones and tablets, by last year. It plans to double that figure to 800M in 2026. #BULLISH FOR GOOGL. IMAGINE WHEN IT GETS ROLLED OUT ON ALL IPHONES

ExtruDR

If we are witnessing a series of events where the world order becomes on where big powers are simply allowed to overtly bully, invade and otherwise take over their neighboring sovereign neighbors, especially the democratic ones, we are in for a hell of a ride. (we are) The US can't really say "bro, what are you doing?!?" to China OR Russia after this Venezuela stupidity. We have tolerated Israel's bullshit for ever, but I guess they are a special case. Any way, WHEN China puts the hurt on Taiwan, and IF Taiwan really does blow up their factories, not only will RAM, video cards and all of the gamer shit just become super rare and super, super expensive, ALL supply lines will grind to a halt for many years. We will likely have a 5-10 year recession as no major goods will be able to get made. No cars, cell phones, computers, etc. Until the West can spin up the high end chip factories they somehow allowed to only exist in Taiwan. States (their governments) really fell asleep at the wheel by letting this capability become consolidated by TSMC.

Top-Meaning2626

Forever GOATED, I WILL STILL VOTR FOR HI. WHEN HE DIES

GoZukkYourself

S&P PERFORMANCE IN JANUARY - WHEN THE LAST WEEK OF PRIOR DOUBLE DIGIT YEAR WAS NEGATIVE The S&P was up 16.4% in 2025. The S&P was down 1.25% in the last week of 2025 where the last week is defined as Dec24-31, Christmas through the End of Year. Over the last 50 years, there has been nine previous occasions where a double digit year ended with a negative week. https://preview.redd.it/lsrwigllczag1.png?width=666&format=png&auto=webp&s=5391013b971366b0855eb2b07139c536e68cf3da

Krammsy

"Extrinsic value is the volatility and there is no extrinsic value at expiration so therefore there is no volatility. Great - how does that mean we know WHEN IV will mean revert?" Both the question and answer are present in this statement.

TinyMavin

Seems like you have a lot of knowledge to share - perhaps you should explain the concept with your words. Extrinsic value is the volatility and there is no extrinsic value at expiration so therefore there is no volatility. Great - how does that mean we know WHEN IV will mean revert? Are you saying that OP is wrong because IV is 0 at expiration? Why does matter, here? IV can expand during the life of an option even if it ends at 0.

selfemployedsince16

HEY FEDS WANT MARKET MANIPULATION EVIDENCE? 56 DAYS AGO I WAS QUOTING 340 PAPER SILVER OZ PER DEBT CLOCK. LESS THAN 2 MONTHS IT IS NOW 373.8. HOW THE HELL YOU TRADING 9% MORE PAPER WHEN THERE IS LESS METAL AVAILABLE TODAY. Please don’t let banks use more leverage to try to artificially control what China and India are not letting Comex set the price on. You’ve lost the script (printer). This is what happens when people fraud their dollars away. Germany did it too.

Krammsy

"we don’t actually know WHEN IV will mean revert." Theta increases with IV, so yes, we do.

DumboWumbo073

> However be careful, this nonsense will not last forever. WHEN it ends, probability of 80-90% loss is 100 % The market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent. The longer this happens the easier it is to save themselves from collapse.

jazerac

Your doing great with reduced risk. Most idiots on reddit are trading with <$100k... they dont understand real money. My portfolio is significantly higher than yours and my return was similar to you. Fine with me as WHEN the market corrects 20-40%, you will be just fine and everyone on here will be screaming its the end of the world

Expert-Beat-3598

100% and asset size does not matter when in accumulation phase. Don’t care if it’s $10M. I fired my financial advisor that was taking 1% AUM for poor returns in funds that had excessive fees (that rarely beat index funds). When you compound 1% over 40 years, it’s literally 1/3 of your portfolio lost holding all factors constant (and this doesn’t include the high cost of the fund itself vs low cost index funds). Financial advisors are great WHEN needed and ONLY under an hourly or project fee basis. Most people don’t do that because they have to cut a check that feels real vs it happening behind the scenes as you slowly get robbed blindly. Bottom like if you follow this, you will lose a LOT.

AI-is-4-StupidPeople

Let me explain in simple terms ; it’s capitalism and financial markets rotten to the core . Forget about reasoning , logic , fiscal indicators, valuation, balance sheets !!! These are 20th century idea ! This is pure gambling , where your chances are 50-50 (it either goes up or down ) ; take a pick and hope you’re right. However be careful, this nonsense will not last forever. WHEN it ends, probability of 80-90% loss is 100 %

fomoandyoloandnogrow

**JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT** THEY >!you are gey!<

Rich_Cardiologist418

You can “CAN” get lucky. I STUPIDLY got lucky and then the rug got swept right under my feet! Just as FAST as I saw that $14,000 PROFIT I watched it SINK 🤦🏻‍♀️ I had a call contract I think 2 of them on IONQ when they were at $44, it went up to $70+ and I closed those contracts at a $5000 profit, I used that $5000 to get some BWXT at $190, it went up to $221 and some RGTI AND NNE I once again STUPIDLY did not close out on NNE when I got the stock at $19 and it soared past $50+ also RGTI. My account was as high as $15,700 When RGTI, NNE, IONQ all soared. Then it was nothing but bad news about quantum computing, and NNE had some problem with dilution in shares. Lesson learned… DO NOT JUST HOPE IT GOES BACK TO WHAT IT WAS WHEN YOU ARE DOWN $1000, GET THE FUCK OUT! This was the FIRST time I’ve invested in contracts and boy did I learn my lesson. I closed out everything at $7000 but still huge kick in my Ass! And now I have to deal with my bf blaming me why I didn’t have him close out his contracts when he was at $44,000, literally 1 month before he gets laid off work. Not that me being a female knowing not nearly 1/1000 of what he knows has anything to do with it being my fault! Everything is always “my fault.” Of course I woulda told him to close out all his contracts because the LAST thing I needed was another off season of his to be in a financial rut! This was back in October around the 5th we both should have gotten out. I did learn, just not enough to regain nearly what I lost. Now I have to hear him cry all day, and figure out ways to help him for the 3rd year. Damn sick of it

WhiteColllarCrime_69

WHEN YOU CAN SEE THE MARKET WISHING YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎁🎅🏻 *Gets me all emotional every year*

CUbuffGuy

Not sure you know how averages work, some of those years are negative. Average Santa rally, WHEN IT HAPPENS, is 2%+

wise_flora

You also made an assumption here that the OP is upset, and didn’t do DD. What they say is even DD’s can be manipulated,l which is true. even the company webpages, their headquarters, fake job listings, released news … ALL can be manipulated. To make a through DD on a Penny stock (like a short company would do- including checking Previous legal issues of the companies etc) can be very difficult thing to as an individual. Short companies have more resources to do such researches. Here most retail investor rely on whatever DD available online( or what is given on related subs) but even those can be manipulated. I honestly now feel short companies do a great service WHEN and IF they are right. (Sometimes even they are right hype is so strong that it can still carry the stock) So DD is not equal that you won’t loose. Not at all.

YungPersian

I wouldn’t trust anyone saying ASTS. It’s very overvalued right now. It serves the same needs to telecoms carriers as Nokia and Erickson, except ASTS just does so for less populated and harder to reach places. Additionally, it doesn’t own licenses any of the spectrum it uses to provide services. Those licenses are billions upon billions of dollars and provided by the carriers. So look at Nokia and Erickson’s market caps, both are established companies contracting with telecoms to support more powerful and faster ground towers. Physics is physics, a ground tower that’s closer will always be faster than a satellite. The satellite just fills middle of nowhere spots where there is no ground towers. That’s where ASTS would feasibly be WHEN it’s established. If self driving cars explode in popularity maybe its niche can expand, but until then I would not buy into ASTS. (I bought in at $3 and got out, because I don’t trade things once they become detached from reality because they can crash quick when reality starts to hit.)

KrispySince92

No not really, I think that's your opinion. Your main argument that the execution is the biggest risk is true. But you are way off the mark. The biggest execution risk is them getting the sats up, not the technology, which I'm sure you actually understand little of. The technology is already proven, AND they have already launched satellites. It would be foolish to think every single launch is going to go fantastic, I will give you that. But I strongly believe the reason why the market cap is so high pre revenue, is because the market is devaluing the risk. The risk is becoming less and less, compared to the upside. Each month they produce 6 satellites, and plan to have full operations over at least the the US by year end 2026. There may be delays in production and launches. Which sure you can call execution delays, failures, whatever you want to call it. But we are also talking about cutting edge technology, being launched into space. I do not believe it's an IF question anymore, I did when this stock was in the 2's. It is now a WHEN question. Take your bets, sorry you missed the beginning ride up and want a dip. The sats are launching bud, plenty of cheddar left for us retail investors gifted this company through a SPAC. Verizon and AT&T are onboard and invested, same with Google. Don't wait too long 🙂

Riskismyapellido

my boy. WHEN (as in which date) did u sell them exactly? 

Cedarapids

Good Lord WHERE WAS YIUR STOP LOSS WHEN YOUR GAMBLE STARTED GOING SOUTH?

Human-Quit9797

**Options Are a Casino Bet. Shares Are The Squeeze.** Look at their most likely strategy tomorrow: |Scenario|Probability|Your Options| |:-|:-|:-| |Pin $4-$5|**40-45%**|**DEAD**| |Squeeze >$5|25-30%|Win| |Crash <$4|10-15%|Dead| **The most likely outcome (40-45%) is the one where your options expire worthless.** They know the gamma levels. They'll try to pin between $4.00-$4.99 - keeping their rolled calls alive while killing yours. **Time decay is their weapon.** Every hour you hold Dec 19 calls, they lose value. Every hour they pin, they win. **Shares don't expire:** |Factor|Options|Shares| |:-|:-|:-| |Timing|Must be right on WHEN|Just right on IF| |Expiration|Dec 19, 4 PM|Never| |Worst case|100% loss|Own dividend stock| |Role in squeeze|Betting on it|**YOU ARE IT**| When you buy shares, you're not watching the constraint - **you're creating it.** Every share you hold is one they can't borrow. **The "Riskless" Reality:** FLWS isn't a bankrupt meme stock: * \~$1.9B revenue * 3.5% dividend yield * Iconic brand (1-800-Flowers) * 50.84% insider ownership Worst case: No squeeze, you own undervalued turnaround paying dividends. **Options = bet on WHEN (25-30% chance tomorrow)** **Shares = bet on IF (90-95% confidence)** I'm 90-95% confident on IF. Maybe 25-30% on WHEN. *Position accordingly.*

vandammes

When is the bottom? WHEN?! For the love of god please think about the children.

NewLifeInAfghanistan

MUH FACE WHEN I shorted the only two companies that are safe havens

CLYDEFR000G

Everyone was shouting TRUMP SAID BUY WHY DIDNT YOU BUY WHEN HE SAID SO. Now trump wants to reschedule cannabis and people don’t want to follow the money? Ok

Alert_Weird6893

The real question is: WHEN will the oil price go up again? I need to know this to time my buys. u/El_G0rdo Is right because the supply grows hence the drop in price. The only odd thing, indeed, is the continuous inflation. Inflation however will lag oil prices a bit so it should stop soon. Not betting on deflation too much though one can hope. If the oil supply is growing but demand stays stable or grows a little then economy, in theory, should be fine. It is just some weird cyclical stuff with the production going on. Some say the price is pushed down to end the war between Russia and Ukraine but I am not buying into that too much. I am not happy about people having tough times but if people lose their families as a function of WTI price then maybe the family was not meant to be.

Boston-Bets

WHEN we see TSLA drop below $425/400, then I will start to buy PUTS. Till then, the market can stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent.

NeighborhoodBest2944

You asked and this is an opinion so don’t hate. Tesla chose the slower, generalized, optical approach. They have been playing the long game. WHEN they scale (who knows how long), they are going to pass Waymo seemingly overnight. It is undeniable that progress has accelerated. The stock price reflects the model above. I understand why people avoid the stock, but for all that is holy, DON’T short it. It is far too volatile.

OutlandishnessUsed24

THIS IS PURE MATH! THE CIELING IS WHEN SHAREHOLDERS DECIDE TO SELL! And if we dont get in the only other shareholders are the family and employees and they have SPECIFIC RULES and are HEAVILY investing in this turn around

Mysterious_Ad6637

This has to be hell it has to be I swear like it’s crazy how HOOD WILL ONLY MOVE WHEN SPY IS ON A DOWNTREND WTF

supermankk

From my personal use cases and from examples online - the reasoning just adds more context, it doesn’t actually showcase any reasoning. It can’t solve something it doesn’t have in storage or knowledge. Or if it’s obscure, it just hallucinates to please the prompter. I would love for it to be better, as right now this is the most painful time for normal people. Old jobs are getting “replaced” or getting ai forced down their throat. EVEN WHEN ITS NOT APPLICABLE OR EFFICIENT. And bc the tech isn’t advanced enough, there’s nothing new be created. I understand this takes time, but the hype is unwarranted and will result in a reset at some point.

justlosinmoney

THIS JUST IN THREE SMALL CHILDREN RAN DOWN BY TESLA WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT IT SAID +15 points in other news Tesla stock up 10% on military contract confirmation

ReasonableMidnight71

It WILL take a lot of people off guard WHEN this happens

Buff_me_plz

They've announced it last earnings. So the dilution news is priced in by the market. They have an ATM so we can't know exactly WHEN they dilute. We will see it in their filings

Lower_Process5388

I just mean I don't want to buy now, and then have the price surge by Monday, I'd like to know what it's at WHEN I buy, you know what I mean?

MOONTOANDROMEDA

Monster $NVDA V WHEN

Vegetable-Lemon6669

WHEN SOFI HITS 70$ IM GONNA FLEX ON ALL YOU HATERS SO Hard!!!!!!!!! FLAFLINKYY!!!!!

orangeyougladiator

WHAT DO WE WANT? VIX80 WHEN DO WE WANT IT? any time now would be great actually

fire_alarmist

OMG LE DOUBLE BOTTOM ON SPY CHART!!!!@!@! ZOMG le heckin double bottomerino on le based SPY charts is forming!!!!@!@ BOOOOOOOLISH!!!@!@@ TA IS HIPSTER, ASTROLOGY FOR MEN WHEN MARKET LOOK BEARISH BUT NOW ISSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOOLISH AND REAL AND STRAIGHT FOR SURE!!@!@!@!@! IM GUNNNNAA FOOOOOOOOOOOKKKIINNNNN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!@!@!!\~\~ ahhhhhhhhhhh

Continentofme

WHEN FEAR IS HIGH BE GREEDY WHEN GREED IS HIGH BE FEARFUL USA BUSINESS OPTIMISM UP REDBOOK DOWN Who knows what’s going on but get in loser

anewlevel04191

This tracks. It's more about how will Paramount pay for Warner WHEN they buy it. Share dilution could be a killer....

TheCh0rt

I wonder what Jensen’s personal exit strategy is. Like WHEN this all goes to shit for Nvidia which is an inevitability — this cannot continue forever — where will he vanish to? Where will he put all his money?

RazDoStuff

Yeah I’m selling my AMZN calls at -50% WHEN IT GETS THERE *Spanish laughing guy*

jraiv420

• SOFTBANK CEO SON: I DIDN'T WANT TO SELL A SINGLE SHARE OF NVIDIA BUT I HAD NEED FOR MONEY TO INVEST IN OPENAI AND OUR OPPORTUNITIES • SOFTBANK CEO SON: WHEN SUPERINTELLIGENCE COMES, AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL GDP WILL BE SUBSTITUTED BY AI AND AI ROBOTS Son is a true WSB degen

johnlovesbigwomen

YOU TALK LIKE A NOVICE WHO JUST GOT LUCKY. ADDING TO A LOSING POSITION IS RETARDED. THE WHOLE GAME IS CUT YOUR LOSSES SHORT AND LET YOUR PROFITS RUN. YOUR BS STRATEGY WAS NOT BASED ON PRICE ACTION AND VOLUME. WHICH ARE BY FAR THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT COMPONENTS OF ANY SUCCESSFUL DAY TRADING, SWING OR POSITION TRADING SYSTEM. YOUR BOGUS STRATEGY WAS FOR POSITION TRADING. POSITION TRADING IS NOT REALLY RECOMMENDED WHEN THE S & P 500 IS TRADING AT FORWARD EARNINGS OF 23.58, WHICH IS THE HIGHEST IT HAS BEEN IN 25 YEARS, OR SINCE 2000 DOT COM BUBBLE! YOU GOT LUCKY, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. I BUILT A CUSTOMIZED TRADING SYSTEM THAT CAN TRADE SIDEWAYS, UP, OR DOWN MARKETS ON ANY TIME FRAME AND IN ANY MARKET, INCLUDING FOREX. I DID THE HARD WORK MONITORING, TWEAKING, TESTING, & TRADIN https://preview.redd.it/kp7dfkl63j4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=000e866cda82c52d427ef6e12be8cfde2cdfe124 G MY SYSTEM IN REAL TIME! AND KNOW I WONT SHARE IT. ONLY TRADERS NUILDING

axewoodsman

It's going to happen. The only reason cryptos have manage to survive this long is because the institutions realize they can profit off of this and got into cryptos and market to the public as a get rich scheme. So people pour money into cryptos and crypto related stocks which made it reach all time highs, but there's a limit to how many greater fools are out there and we have reach that limit. The scheme crumbles once the prices starts falling and falling, eventually the public will wake up and realize they got scam, then you will see a real crash. If you don't believe me, then WHEN Bitcoin hits 70k, you go all in. I will say this, once Bitcoin hits 50k and it will, Microstrategy will have no choice but to start liquidation of their bitcoin holding.

Rmonte90

I don’t see it as overly bearish. The Venezuela stuff has been on going. It was more a matter of WHEN not IF this would happen. If anything it’s not the “war” it’s self that would be an issue for the market it’s the uncertainty it would cause. Whenever it happens it will be drone strikes. Now if it were boots on the ground? That would be bearish as hell. If nothing happens tonight or tomorrow during the day then futures during the evening/night will give us a glimpse at how the market feels about it going into Monday.

wafflepiezz

#GOOGL IS DIPPING BECAUSE YOU REGARDS ALL STARTED BUYING CALLS AT THE TOP. MFs DOWNVOTED ME WHEN I WARNED YOU REGARDS HERE

Health_Code_T

> If One of bers big 3 phrases: IF, SOON, and WHEN

Paul_Robert_

Tbf outlook also has stupid issues with this. Like WHY ARE YOU REMOVING MY FUCKIN' BULLET POINT WHEN I PASTE IN A JIRA TICKET LINK AHHHHHHH FUCK YOU OUTLOOK

sandygws

Delusional bear doesn't realise how fast it will run back up WHEN the big boys start heavy profit taking on GOOGL.

dont_downvote_SPECIL

*It was a follow-up to our highly succesful meeting in South Korea* #WHAT EXACTLY WAS SUCCESSFUL WHEN TRUMP & JINPING MET 😠😠😠😠

LSTNYER

This is a great business idea! You eat the ice cream WHEN you’re high, not TO get high. Once you’re ripped you’ll reach for another pint, and rinse repeat. Endless profits

WhiteColllarCrime_69

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more for me. 3. I don't want to see your tits.

Character_Economy928

I’m on the 7th floor of my place and was lazy and drunk at 11pm Instructions say to buzz me to let you in. DoorDash driver just said “door is locked, left food” BRO WHEN IS A MASSIVE BUILDING EVER UNLOCKED?!

dgdio

What I love is that the crytography that it uses will be made absolute by quantum computers. It's a question of WHEN not if. [https://www.coinbase.com/learn/crypto-basics/is-quantum-computing-a-threat-for-crypto](https://www.coinbase.com/learn/crypto-basics/is-quantum-computing-a-threat-for-crypto) BTC is supposed to be a store of value but there's a time within a few decades when it'll be worthless. Alphabet and Meta are already working on cryptography that is quantum resistant but BTC can't be upgraded.

NormalButAbnormal

Hang on for the most emotional ride of your life. I’ll give you some advice, DO NOT SELL OR BUY WHEN SHIT IS GOING SIDEWAYS. The market will come up, in months, so, hold on into what you have. You only make or lose money when you sell.

wafflepiezz

#WHEN EVERYBODY AND THEIR PETS ARE BUYING PUTS, MMs WILL ALWAYS INVERSE

flargmarge90

if the only parties buying it are El Salvador and Michael Saylor, and everyone else is selling... **WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN THEY BOTH RUN OUT OF CASH** THE BUBBLE WAS NEVER AI IT WAS CRYPTO ALL ALONG

strawberrydoughnut

I accidentally fatfingered a buy on 10 put contracts for 295 on Googl, immediately panicked and sold them, said LOL ITLL BE FUNNY WHEN I MISS OUT ON LIKE 6K LOL LOL. End of day: Not laughing anymore, because I did indeed miss out on 6k. Fuck lol.

SisoHcysp

anyone can set a computer algorithm for a 5 % gain, rinse repeat - etc., etc. WHEN there are 530 + pr media releases, aka 8 k reports - that's lunacy - price manipulation There have been almost 30 in the past 8 weeks - that doesn't speak to stable, ordinary operations I see price gouging, manipulation, fraud

robmafia

> Yes let’s upend the entire financial system because *the fed is either incompetent or crooked* fixed so lisa cook is either too stupid to fill out paperwork or doing fraud, she's in the crosshairs, and she's the one mouthing off hours after the nvda er about a market crash. meanwhile, how the fuck is the bubble supposed to happen when everyone won't shut the fuck up about it? like dotcom's going to repeat **WHEN IT'S ALL ANYONE EVER TALKS ABOUT**

Mediocre-Art7492

Cant be so evil genius if its so obvious, just like us Europoor when 3:30pm hits and the us lets the market go red, just short that bitch? BE FUCKING SMARTER WHEN ITS SO EASY TO DETECT.

HatchChips

You may be “able to predict what price it will go to”. In fact, even if you can do that with 100% accuracy you will lose money buying options. Why? Because with options you also need to know WHEN they will reach your target price. If they’re even a day late, you lose all your money.

Wallahi-broski

Google is up more than Nvidia... ON NVDA EARNINGS. WHEN DO YOU SEE THAT?! Let's go Sundar.

wotton

Not to mention, HAVE YOU SEEN THE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY? 4.4% IS A STAGGERING NUMBER WHEN YOU CONSIDER HOW DUMB SOME OF THESE MFs BE.

conedpepe

idk WHEN nvda will dump, but it will make people generationally wealthy with the correctly timed puts.

potato111a

TRUMP QUIETLY APPROVED A PEACE PLAN BETWEEN RUSSIA AND UKRAINE EARLIER THIS WEEK -NBC. WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS 🚀🚀🚀🚀 rubbing one out for bers 🫵🤣

TesticlesSpectacle

Nobody should be celebrating until open tomorrow WHEN WILL U LEARN

Stryker9110

I haven’t wiped in 2 weeks so that NVDA would be scared to butt rape me. YALL CAN THANK ME WHEN NVDA RIPS TODAY

SaaSGrass

BERS WHEN YOU JUST CONSTANTLY HOPE FOR BAD NEWS AND BUYING RED PORSCHES IN HERE WITH YOUR NVDA PUTS AT 1AM THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS. Lmao 👌

Altruistic_Court5981

AINT NO SUNSHINE WHEN SHE’S GONE (My wife just left me because I went all in puts yesterday)