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Fiach_Dubh

its a SIGN happy cake day OP

confused_alien_

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Buckthesystem214

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ra246

# WHERE DO I SIGN?!?!

loksfox

so increase the karma for daily? SIGN ME UP

SmallReflection2552

SIGN ME UP!

conceiv3d-in-lib3rty

I knew I would find reason in this thread. I just had to scroll all the way to the bottom.. 🤦‍♂️ “Google searches are non-existent and this place is a ghost town…” THIS IS A GOOD SIGN! I lol’d IRL reading the title. Nothing is bad, everything is good! /#trustmebro

Embarrassed_Copy_598

SIGN me up !

badfishbeefcake

WHERE DO I SIGN UP? /s

Halo22B

Bitjava covers your points pretty well...but just to back up to some fundamentals. You are sending, actually requesting that the exchange send BTC to an address you control. They create the TX and they pay all TX fees (this is passed on to you) all you provide is the address. Later you want to send me BTC. I send you an address. You use that address and a TX creation software (commonly called a wallet, Electrum or Sparrow eg) to create the TX you also set a fee of that you are willing to pay for the transaction to be mined to the blockchain.....in order to execute there is a final step ...proof that you own/control the BTC involved in the TX....this proof is provided by the private key stored on your ColdCard...you SIGN the TX with your ColdCard and the transaction completes giving me (and my ColdCard) control of the BTC.....does this make sense?

Dfranco123

This. I’ve been a Coinbase customer for 3 years now and have had great experiences. Even when I have an issues I email them and they resolve my issues within 1-3 business days. They aren’t the fastest, but they do get my stuff resolved. Try not to use a VPN this locks peoples account all the time. Do not send money to sketchy projects this also locks peoples account. Things like this is what people do not tell you since they have broken TOS from Coinbase that you SIGN when you accept using their platform. Even having the Coinbase card and going into a gun shop will lock your account. People just don’t read the TOS. Which is mind boggling if you invest money in a platform…

ILikeToSayHi

with everyone trying to hunt airdrops, remember ONLY SIGN WHAT YOU TRUST AND USE A FRESH WALLET. Merlin DEX rugged which ppl were horny for as a zksync eco.

aden3110

doge... musk... ai... ... SIGN ME UP!!!

DoublePenetration_

Fool me once: shame on you Fool me 69420 timess: ITS A SIGN 😳 IM ALL IN

vismizviprez

Crypto is not meant for solving world hunger and stuff. The original objective of cryptocurrency is decentralisation of an authority or a service. Whether it's banking or social media or carbon credits. Only tokens that are decentralising something are true to there objective. However over the years Crypto has found new meaning. It has provides utilities that fiat is simply too rigid to provide. Recently I came across SIGN token on the Waves blockchain that has decentralised digital signatures and authorisation for documents. Also while many Central banks are providing extremely low interest and sometimes even negative. All stablecoins are providing 4-5% return on liquid staking. Coinbase cards are also providing upto 4% rewards and cashbacks. Solswipe is offering even more for NFT holders. While new investments in Crypto will only come through fiat but I would rather keep my money in Crypto simply because its more profitable. History every new technology has to suffer mass criticism before mass adoption. Crypto is going through that phase right now.

laxn397

It's a device like ledger, bitbox, jade, trezor, ... Etc. These devices do not store your Bitcoin, they store your keys so you can SIGN transactions. Your coins are always on the blockchain and cannot be stored anywhere else. It's probably just a preference but I prefer "signing device" over "hardware wallet."

BrocoliAssassin

Yep, I get that he's hated by so many people but putting that aside you would think that after making Facebook and dealing with everything that he would have a little bit more insight on what makes a metaverse successful. Even the advertising was awful. Don't you want to wear a headset for 8 hours a day to send emails! SIGN ME UP!

lordcolorado

$30 for 95 sats? SIGN ME RIGHT THE FUCK UP!!

liv2cod

Nothing. Nothing will happen if Ledger and Trezor are suddenly banned from existence. These devices exist to SIGN your bitcoin transactions. If they cease to exist, you'll need to find a different mechanism to sign your transactions. What changes with regard to your bitcoin stored on the blockchain? Nothing. Every bitcoin you bought, you still own on the blockchain. Any "wallet" (i.e. signing device or program) can access your bitcoin as long as you have your seed phrase.

tyranossaurusfilhote

So I must pay fees + take the risk of being liquidated for a mere 2% profit? SIGN ME IN!!!!

Chysce

Final Fantasy with NFTs on Polygon SIGN ME UP!

LaPietrah

$222,446,000.00 with $7 delivery fee: HELL NAW $222,446,007.00 with free delivery: SIGN ME UP

TheSublimeNeuroG

Fool me once, Shame on you; fool me twice, and SIGN ME UPPPPPP I got my coins off of Celsius < 48 hrs before they halted withdrawals. I’m feeling lucky

BrownForce

🤡 Really? The sh!tcoin extraordinaire calling someone a cult leader. Isn’t that something?!? 😂 Please tell us, how much have u lost on all the other sh!tcoins to offset what u call “profit” off the other sh!tcoin BNB. If sound investing into stable-coins with actual use-case make me part of a cult, SIGN ME UP!!! Just don’t sign me up for the moronic sh!tcoin DOGE/INU/ELON/BNB and other sh!tcoin cult.

Maleficent_Plankton

They exist. ETH_SIGN and NFT Drainers are 2 methods. https://mplankton.substack.com/p/comprehensive-list-of-common-crypto

Maxx3141

This post is especially about what happens if you visit a website and/or connect your wallet. I wrote: >Only if you SIGN a transaction your crypto can be stolen (for example a transfer or smart contract approval). What you say still requires a signed transaction by you, which I mention in my post. So either you are really not in the position to make such claims about ETH or you simply didn't read or understand my post.

Allions1

This. Finally someone has written clearly that "**Only if you SIGN a transaction your crypto can be stolen**". FFS people must start to learn how to use the tech and how it works, before going around like kids.

deathbyfish13

>Connecting a wallet does only allow the site to read your public address and initiate transactions. **Only if you SIGN a transaction your crypto can be stolen** The problem unfortunately is most people won't knew the difference between the two. Sure *most* people on this sub should know that but everyday investors probably think its as easy as clicking a link.

Maleficent_Plankton

That's most likely the cause. NFT minters are a known scam, and the real Louis Vuitton's NFT campaign ended ages ago. A website can make you sign a transaction, e.g. using [ETH_SIGN](https://slowmist.medium.com/slow-mist-blank-check-eth-sign-phishing-analysis-741115bd0b1f), to sign any transaction of their choosing with a specific account nonce, including sending ETH. It's like signing a one-time blank check. Since you haven't made any transactions on your account, your account nonce is still the same as before, and they can trigger the signed transaction at any time. Since we don't know how many transactions she signed, I would switch to a new account for safety.

Zealousideal-Weight5

This is why I don't leverage trade crypto... There's no telling what could happen and that's more risk than I'm willing to take. Cryptocurrency is more volatile than any other asset class I've ever seen traded. NEON SIGN SAYS TOO RISKY they thought it said Free PORN HERE. Honest mistake

Last-Faithlessness-6

Cheap sats for longer and another scammer goes away? SIGN ME UP!

EpicHasAIDS

Exactly. 15 minutes of due diligence on the company would have thrown up enough red flags that you wouldn't have done business with it. If anyone saw the interview with Forbes where SBF basically admitted his shitcoin and yield farming is a joke they would have left. If anyone saw Terry Duffy testify in front of congress in the spring they would have left FTX immediately. There were enough signs that it was a risky company that anyone could see. Not that it would necessarily fail, but it was risky. When I was looking for a new exchange it took me less that 15 minutes to determine it wasn't a company I wanted to be involved with. Simply comparing the FTX site and the US made it clear they "off shored" their risk. THAT IS A BAD SIGN.

SolarPanelDude

Actually I can. But it is not a part of everyday life....yet And nft's have great potential, instead the first wave of NFTs was stupid ass bored ape yacht clubs and other mass produced jpegs meant to get the producer rich. THERE WAS NO REAL WORLD UTILITARIAN PURPOSE OF THOSE NFTs. Other than to look at them. And that is why that market has crashed already. When someone can take NFT technology to ticket sales and can overthrow ticketmaster, SIGN ME UP.

aria254

#SCAM DO NOT CONNECT YOUR WALLET OR SIGN ANY TRANSACTIONS. The website will drain your crypto wallet upon signing the transaction. OP uses bots to manipulate posts with upvotes and downvotes. This has been happening for the last few weeks. Report OP and their posts.

aria254

#SCAM DO NOT CONNECT YOUR WALLET OR SIGN ANY TRANSACTIONS. The website will drain your crypto wallet upon signing the transaction. OP uses bots to manipulate posts with upvotes and downvotes. This has been happening for the last few weeks. Report OP and their posts.

aria254

#SCAM DO NOT CONNECT YOUR WALLET OR SIGN ANY TRANSACTIONS. The website will drain your crypto wallet upon signing the transaction. OP uses bots to manipulate posts with upvotes and downvotes. This has been happening for the last few weeks. Report OP and their posts.

aria254

#SCAM DON’T CONNECT YOUR WALLET OR SIGN TRANSACTIONS. It will drain your wallet upon signing the transaction. Report op and this post. These types of NFT scams have been on reddit for a couple weeks now.

aria254

#SCAM DON’T CONNECT YOUR WALLET OR SIGN TRANSACTIONS. It will drain your wallet upon signing the transaction. Report op and this post. These types of NFT scams have been on reddit for a couple weeks now.

aria254

#SCAM DON’T CONNECT YOUR WALLET OR SIGN TRANSACTIONS. It will drain your wallet upon signing the transaction. Report op and this post. These types of NFT scams have been on reddit for a couple weeks now.

aria254

#SCAM Check Binance’s official twitter for real info. DO NOT CONNECT YOUR WALLET TO THAT WEBSITE OR SIGN ANY TRANSACTIONS. It will steal all your crypto. This is the official one from binance and it’s not live yet. [https://twitter.com/binance/status/1592881761490333698](https://twitter.com/binance/status/1592881761490333698) Report this post and OP’s account before more people get scammed.

Loose_Finding

THAT'S THE SIGN!! The market bottom is historically signalled by coinbase halting withdrawals!! Bullish!

Feisty_Bluejay1928

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DerpJungler

*Reads CV* *"So you worked for a bank... that pretended to not be a bank.... because they hate banks.. but wanted to make money of your customers..?* **SIGN HERE**

IWillKillPutin2022

Only $95 a week?!! SIGN ME UP

MasoInar

In this case it looks like OP just signed this dangerous message. Metamask and brave browser wallet (and probably others too) show warning on these types of dangerous signatures! This site probably used this deprecated 'ETH_SIGN' method, that can basically do anything (in this case signing transaction). There's been some info that this method will be removed, but it's not yet. In my opinion, wallets should automatically prevent this already and maybe allow it only by enabling some expert option

rmegand

Can you GUARANTEE that I can turn $100 into $1,000,000 within six months? If so, SIGN ME UP! I want quick, easy money with zero effort. My current program is that I lose money. I don't know my algorithm exactly, but I invest and the money goes POOF! I have not yet developed software to emulate my algorithm... the algorithm of which I am unaware.

bomberdual

I read allo 1 pOpo reKt The brain does funny things sometimes. . Or was it a SIGN?

joe17301

Wasn't there some bridge that was hacked? But surely that'd affect all wallets not just metamask. I've been cautiously using it for a month myself. I think a big part of using it is reading before pressing the SIGN or ACCEPT buttons.

hyperinflationUSA

Wait. Try to do a test send from the wallet first. From your online computer write out a transaction and click send. Save the transaction to a USB stick. Open this transaction on tails wallet and hit SIGN TRANSACTION. Take the USB stick with the now signed transaction and import it into your online PC. Hit BROADCAST TRANSACTION.

Many_Arm7466

Yes easily! WHERE DO I SIGN UP!!! IS THIS A LEGIT OFFER!?

ExpensiveLength518

Ooh So the OP_SIGN in bitcoin script should have that G value

techma2019

I mean, what could be easier than seeing something being priced at .00058 of *anything*? SIGN ME UP!

pooraf123

Damn?! An actual blockchain game that doesn't use shitty repetitive mechanics and is made by Studio Ghibli??? SIGN ME UP

Siduron

>The space is unfortunately awash with scammers, ponzi schemes and just dogshit tokens with no utility. True but let's not forget that the internet has been a shithole as well right from when it got big. Unreliable, slow, expensive and full of garbage (PLS SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!) and it made you a target for malware which very easily found its way to your computer by just browsing any random website.

sometimesiamjustabox

**if you are looking 4 a SIGN 🪧 TO BUY LUNA this is IT!!!**

Castr0-

I don't like that shill kind of articles. Even without SIGN of spot

-WormWood_

Is your LP 🔒 for 80 years or more? Is it 💯 % safe? Is your token/s fully developed? Contract renounced? Fully Audited? Buy, sale, and trans = or < 1%? Do you receive 💯 % reflections? If so... then SIGN ME UP! r/RaiderToken #RaiderToken #RaidNation RaiderToken.net

savinelli_smoker

The device holds the private key (equivalent to your 24 words) and it uses the private key to SIGN a transaction. What your PC gets from the Trezor is the “signature”. Signature is the proof that you have the private key, but signature is not the private key. The Private key never leaves the device (which is why you should never type your 24 words outside your trezor). And obviously the bitcoin is also not stored in your device, everyone’s coins are on the blockchain and you only MOVE yours from one blockchain address to another by signing a transaction.

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ChiTownBob

The gas fees to just SIGN UP is a big red flag.

AxionDemo

YOU DO NOT NEED TO SIGN ANYTHING TO RECEIVE MONEY. bitcoin is PUSH technology, not PULL tech like a credit card. If someone wants to send you a refund simply give them an address to send to. You do not need to sign, confirm or do anything to receive money. If they are asking for you to verify it is you, you can send them a penny from the original address you sent from to prove it is you. You still do not even need to do that. BLOCKCHAIN does not have refunds built in, its a one way transaction. You can only do RBF (replace by fee) to override the original transaction with a higher fee but you can not cancel it. If they are saying the the order did not go through, that is different then saying the money didn't go through. The money went through, now they need to send it back to whatever address YOU want them to send it to.

Ithinkwereparkedman

Hahaha. Jeez Ada sucks so bad. Someone yesterday told me "when we can sign smart contracts with a ledger our TVL will 10x!" So we've gone from "just wait for the smart contracts" to "just wait until we can SIGN the smart contracts", what, over a year later? It's quite honestly a joke. It's hilarious but also quite depressing that people seem to think this sort of shit is acceptable after 5-7 years. "DeFi is easy" - Charles Hoskinson. Yet there's like 300m tvl or something really poor on the chain. You've got projects like Astar that launched in January and are already up to like 1.5 billion tvl in 3 months. 😂 Just wake up people. Wake up. Far too many emotionally attached people to this shitshow.

Photolunatic

I've got the same SCAM email. The thing is that scammers got our emails, right? I am not a happy bunny as the email address is the same that I gave to Trezor during the order to get the parcel tracking notification. I DID NOT SIGN IN FOR A MAILINGLIST! Trezor leaked our data and try to downplay this blaming MailChimp? Is there any statement from Trezor?

Photolunatic

I've got the same SCAM email. The thing is that scammers got our emails, right? I am not a happy bunny as the email address is the same that I gave to Trezor during the order to get the parcel tracking notification. I DID NOT SIGN IN FOR A MAILINGLIST! Trezor leaked our data and try to downplay this blaming MailChimp? Is there any statement from Trezor?

-WormWood_

Is your token/s liquidity locked 🔒 for 80 years or more? Is it 💯 % safe? ( We have all the documentation available for you to read! ) Is your token/s fully developed? Are your tokens' Developers' contact renounced? Fully Audited? Are your buy, sale, and transfer taxes = to or less than 1%? If so... then SIGN ME UP! r/RaiderToken #RaiderToken #RaidNation RaiderToken.net #ThePeoplesToken #BitcoinV2

Castion

*BIDEN TO SIGN CRYPTO ORDER AS INDUSTRY FACES SANCTIONS PRESSURE *GOVERNMENTWIDE CRYPTO PLAN POISED TO BE ANNOUNCED THIS WEEK Welp, this was just a matter of time.

Davdjr1021

BIDEN TO SIGN CRYPTO ORDER AS INDUSTRY FACES SANCTIONS PRESSURE This bad news??

One_Composer_9048

Yes perhaps. If you're an American citizen they will likely follow you like a plague...if you bought it in America they will try. Also in many cases you will need to fully renounce American citizenship to fully escape their tax collection. Many countries have this system historically for draft dodgers and citizens aboard, forcing to contribute money to the War effort. 100k is steep, I won't even pay that right now.... I'll SIGN for a 100k wallet....won't pay any more than 25k for a citenship. El salvador is trying but they got a long way to go. I am going to attempt citizenship & residence there eventually. Most western nations won't tax capital gains or investment if you hold it for like 12-18 months. From a retirement perspective its not a huge deal, you also don't need to sell, you can just borrow against you assets at 0% tax and pay off later

priapic_green_dildo

> 2.5. The Contractor is obligated to create a cryptocurrency wallet on the site bryxcein.com or use the previously registered one. NO NO NO NO !!!! THIS IS THE TELLTALE SIGN OF A SCAM. They should have absolutely no reason to impose a service on you. The way the scam works is : they control bryxcoin.com they show you a page that contains supposedly the amount and when you try to withdraw you realize that you can't. If they are not ready to send the coins to an address of your choosing you should absolutely not accept the contract.

Additional-Cap-7110

It’s really funny really people are like: “Oh Kraken CEO said it’s not really safe to have your coins with us or similar service? SIGN ME UP!” Just shows you how much people like that kind of honest attitude

biglbiglbigl

Kanye West: "Stop asking me to do NFT's... I'M NOT FINNA CO-SIGN" Between this quote, stating that people asked him to co-sign, and the activity on the wallet that was suspected to be Justin Bieber's, should be well known by now that the celebrities are paid to shill NFTs and not that they are believing in the investment.

RickW9000

WOW! IF THAT IS NOT A SIGN OUR ECONOMY AND FINANCIAL HEALTH IS ON THE VERGE OF A MASSIVE CRISIS I DONT KNOW WHAT IS lol. Not good ladies and gents.

MattKozFF

Algo .89? SIGN ME UP!

unholyfire

The wind here changed from NorthEast to direct North. BULLISH SIGN!

wannaseemylenses

Who was the founder of Garlicoin? u/DIGITALIZEDORANGE. IT'S A SIGN.

bmanbran19

If I was a chick I'd be all over OnlyFans. Being paid 6 figures show your body from the comfort of your own home SIGN ME UP

PrembingLembing

No im not you dunce. Repeat after me: NO SMART CONTRACT CAN SIGN TRANSACTION ON BEHALF OF A HARDWARE WALLET. IT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF HAVING A HARDWARE WALLET.

brando2131

Bitcoin works on KEYS. You need to SIGN TRANSACTIONS to move Bitcoin. It doesn't matter if 99% of the people want to move someone's Bitcoin. A transaction without the correct signature is an INVALID transaction.

Contrarian__

> posibility that he DOESNT WANT TO this I don't care what he wants. He's a fraud until he proves himself to be Satoshi. One of the necessary elements of that proof is showing possession of the keys to early blocks / PGP key. > ignore that he actually already DID SIGN No, he didn't. We know he didn't because Gavin's testimony made it clear that the demonstration was absolutely worthless. Craig controlled the hardware, chose the software, copied stuff from his personal computer, and chose part of the message. > POSSESSION of keys is NOT proof of OWNERSHIP. While it may not be proof by itself, it's certainly strong evidence. And, in the case of Satoshi, absolutely necessary, if not sufficient.

MC_Kuky

Only idiots can't think of posibility that he DOESNT WANT TO this, ignore that he actually already DID SIGN for few (important) people (like Gavin Anresen, who in court under oath, still sticks to him thinking Craig is Satoshi and that him signing the keys was legit), and only idiots still ignore all the other evidence... and fail to understand that POSSESSION of keys is NOT proof of OWNERSHIP.

ToyVaren

Who's getting paid?? SIGN ME UP!

sparkchaser

SIGN ME UP

FatherSlippyfist

Really. Every sign? How about the fact that we can never get any real volume on uptrends. Volume only comes in for selloffs. How about that the global economy is teetering on the edge of a cliff? The fact that we're not going to get a real ETF any time soon. The fact that everybody thought all signs were up in November. And December. And so far, it's only crashed. The fact that no major companies are putting BTC on their balance sheets like everyone thought they would. Or the fact that this bull cycle is already longer than previous cycles. Or the fact that soon, Mt. Gox holders will be dumping 150k BTC onto the market. Or that the evergrande collapse could send ripples through the economy. Or that we're still well above the logarithmic fair market value band (see ben cowen), or the fact that the SEC clearly wants BTC to fail. But yeah, EVERY SINGLE SIGN points up. Might want to remove yourself from the echo chamber. The fact is, we need buyers, and nobody outside the echo chamber wants to buy and it's been that way for a while.

stiviki

It's a SIGN!

truth_revealled

Do not buy Voyager. It is a complete pump and dump scam. There are only so few coins that are like this (VGX, OXT, SHIB etc). Voyager is so incredibly gimmicky, the bot trading algorithms are strong with the one. High volume and low liquidity with an extremely low liquidity score IS ALWAYS A BAD SIGN. Don’t FOMO into this shitcoin. I learned my lesson from OXT on how to read these venture capitalist funded pump and dump schemes. I have never bought VGX but I studied its price history and it’s clear that it’s a scam. You will have an entire year of stale to no activity and then a spontaneous massive spike for a day before it descends right back. I hate these projects.

ToyVaren

Dunno, everytime somebody says "therecs too many shills" i post "SIGN ME THE F UP" and nobody contacted me yet.

Lynxi12

Here is the petition. [SIGN AND SHARE](https://chng.it/r9JShVSk)

friendlyghost_casper

WHERE DO I SIGN UP???

swipester345

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DRKMSTR

A LAMBO? \*Takes out second mortgage &#x200B; **SIGN** &#x200B; **ME** &#x200B; **UP** &#x200B; \-Literally the entire internet.

ClubbyTheCub

positive bank interest??? SIGN ME UP!

Reasonable-Ninja4384

HOW DO I SIGN?

blueberry-yogurt

I seriously hope you didn't/don't listen to that douche. Blockchain.com is well known for users' funds disappearing, for locking people out, and for refusing to give any form of customer support. Search the subreddit for many examples. Electrum is the correct answer for the easiest solution. Barnacle and Psylux were being honest and not assholes. Download ONLY from the official website, verify the download using PGP/GPG, and follow the procedure one of them suggested for "import existing keys or addresses". If you want to be careful, enter only the public address (beginning with 1, probably, if it's "years" old). Generate a transaction. Export the transaction to a file on, say, a flash drive. If you only have one computer, then you need to start being careful -- disconnect it from the internet, shut off its wifi, shut off all of your wifi access ports so you don't accidentally connect, then start a new wallet, enter the private key (5...), load the transaction from the file, SIGN the transaction, save it back to a file, and then go to a library or someplace like that and broadcast the transaction using a website like coinb.in. If you can't figure that out, borrow a friend's computer, install Electrum on that, and broadcast the transaction from there. Don't ever connect the computer you entered the private key on to the internet until you've broadcast the transaction and it's been confirmed.

ilikemypenisandhis2

Frankly, if someone invest their money in a crypto currency based on a TV show where everyone need to die before someone wins then.....SIGN ME UP!!! No, I hope they lose everything and give me a smile in a year or so.

1percentRolexWinner

150 hours of unpaid work in exchange for 48 stolen BTC? WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP!???

Libertymark

IT'S A BAD SIGN. SHOWS EXTREME SPECULATION NOT REASON, LOGIC, AND INVESTMENT STANDARDS &#x200B; AKIN TO PENNY STOCK TRADING

CaptainSebz

Moral of the story. SIGN A MOTHERFUCKING PRENUP! I ain’t letting some greedy twat take my money and my assets.

aveggieinawheelchair

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aveggieinawheelchair

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