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Ladies and gentleman we have lift-off! MOONs are back at 10 cents for the first time in the year.
1k in total on 10 alt coins split evenly in this sale. Most popular comments will be picked, will post results later.
DRUGGED & ROBBED….looking on the bright side, now I have enough karma to post in this sub!!
Newbie here ... first month of investing in Crypto under my belt ... $6K in and here's my results:
Well, first month of investing in Crypto under my belt. Put $6K in and here's the results ...
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New Tarifs , #### YAY!!!! We y'all tired of winning yet?
YAY! Nothing screams “decentralized freedom tech” like cheering on government and institutional accumulation. Who cares that the average pleb holds 0.3 BTC — let the feds and BlackRock buy 3 million of them! I’m sure this will end well for the little guy :)
YAY! Nothing screams “decentralized freedom tech” like cheering on government and institutional accumulation. Who cares that the average pleb holds 0.3 BTC — let the feds and BlackRock buy 3 million of them! I’m sure this will end well for the little guy :)
Oh so I hate the guy that is ruining the world's economy with his dumb ass economic policies? I'd surely hope so. Maybe my "hate" towards this convicted felon that blatantly grifted people by rugging his own fucking memecoin right before he took office is not so unfounded at all - MAYBE his actions are the reason I am very much against what this asshole is doing as it is very much affecting everyone on the fucking planet right now. Let's look at this from a distance shall we; he blatantly screwed the US during his first term with his botched response to the covid pandemic, creating a shitstorm that cost more than a million US lives and rising inflation (and when confronted with his failing administration, he ofcourse did ["not take responsibility at all"](https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/i-dont-take-responsibility-at-all-trump-says-on-lack-of-coronavirus-tests/2020/03/13/bfdbdf63-784c-4392-831e-29010ae3b1ac_video.html)) He went on to blame everyone else for the problems he caused during his first round in office as well, vowing to "get back at" the people that stepped in and cleaned up his mess, since he simply can't stand being pointed out how much of a loser he really is. When he started campaigning he blamed the Biden administration for high prices while his actions helped cause the inflationary reaction of the economy. In fact, Biden's goverment had actually turned the tide and inflation was stabilising and even going down - that's why we saw BTC and the general crypto market go back up at the end of last year. Intrest rates were lowered, so high risk assets were back on the menu. Now that a BTC ETF was also on the menu, we saw institutional money step in as well which drove the price to 100K, YAY! Fast forward to the last months before the election; Trump suddenly starts talking tariffs as if they were sweet candy and a solution to all the problems the US seemingly has. Unfortunately it's clear he has NO idea how this all works and he would, if he instated any of this as he claimed, create a massive price spike in the US market and cause inflation and economic stagnation at the same time. Combine this with his policy of deportation of "illegal immigrants", which are a large part of the labor force in the US, this entire shitshow is a recipe for economic disaster - as many actual educated experts have been claiming leading up to the election. I'll leave it up to you to look up how nice this is for the global economy, as the US is unfortunately a huge player in international trade and it's draging everyone down with this entire dumpsterfire trupm is creating. [I saw this coming a mile away](https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1i9uszx/bitcoin_btc_etfs_bought_42_billion_in_bitcoin/m9900bg/?share_id=4Fhy8WTxWHLT1L4PZ2SE0) and from the moment he was elected and I [read the first actual implementation of tariffs](https://www.reuters.com/world/trump-set-impose-tariffs-mexico-canada-starting-march-1-sources-say-2025-01-31/) announced by him, [I immediately sold](https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1ighlco/did_anyone_else_see_this_market_crash_coming/map1kvs/). [Let's have a look at the BTC price since this happened, shall we?](https://i.imgur.com/X5zshv8.png) Now class, who can show me when the decline started? Yes, very good, on the day he announced his tariffs towards Canada and Mexico. Please, tell me again how my "hatred" for trupm is invalidating my opinion on the state of the market. Maybe you should re-evaluate your responses based on your own bias.
Well I guess that was my excitement tonight. YAY
Bitcoiners: Bitcoin is the key to financial freedom! It is decentralized and free of institutional trappings! Also Bitcoiners: YAY ONE COMPANY IS HOARDING THE BITCOIN
YAY! I made it become 1K likes =\]
Line go up: YAY Line go down: BOOOO
**CLIMATE TAX SUMMER YAY! #vibes**
YAY! I'm in the top 10 per... Oh, wait. Fuck!
Fiat collapses, stocks crash, crypto rugs. You’re 99% tanked. YAY!
People also forget that the number only references the previous year , so theoretically you could have 100 % inflation 1 year , prices stay the same for 12 months and BOOM , inflation is 0 % . YAY WE DID IT !!! Lol
It's a lot like Gambling. It FEELS a lot like Gambling. With Stocks, you can research, market moves stop at 430pm so you have time to regroup, but with Crypto, at the height of panic, you can sometimes wake up + 30% unexpectedly (YAY!) or -30% (BOOO!). When you think of it like that, 1 year of crypto trading is like .... almost 5.5 years of trading stock. ~1638 trading hours in a year on the Stock Exchange (US), vs no closed market in crypto (8760 hours in a year).
Last cycle it reached $500+ each YAY! It is also used to buy some of the most popular meme coins - like Pepe🐸, Bonk🦊, DogwifHat🐶, Orca🐬, TookerKurlson🤵🏻♂️, Donald👨🦱
YAY!!! You’re getting there! Unless your goal was a half mil sats… in which case, you’ve arrived😉🤣
And avoided preferable long term tax rates, potentially! “YAY”
price go 70, sell price go 65 buy price go 69 sell price go 70 buy, YAY i made a something extra
I'm just curious, what is the end goal with the ETFs. Huge money comes in, price pumps = YAY! good. but then what? huge money wants ROI. they sell = Epic dump?
My PAWTH is acting like stable coin after it grabbed 120% earlier this year aghhhh might buy more that community HOLDS. SHIB finally woke up!! YAY!! Will pepe and dogwifhat go higher is the question?
This subreddit's description of Bitcoin... >Bitcoin is the currency of the Internet: a distributed, worldwide, decentralized digital money. Unlike traditional currencies such as dollars, bitcoins are issued and managed without any central authority whatsoever: there is no government, company, or bank in charge of Bitcoin. As such, it is more resistant to wild inflation and CORRUPT BANKS. With Bitcoin, you can be your own bank. These comments (paraphrasing)... "BITCOIN TO THE MOON BECAUSE CENTRALIZED CORRUPT BANKS ARE BUYING THEM UP! YAY!"
I'm just \~$15,400 away from becoming a U.S. crypto-millionaire!!! I'm Long-Term 16 BTC and 5 staked ETH. LFG!!! YAY!!! GLTA!!!
Crypto bros: CENTRALIZATION BAD! Also crypto bros: YAY BLACKROCK GONNA BUY ALL BTC AND PAMP IT
Before - anyone can earn, simply chat and get upvotes to earn! Now - DOX yourself (and live in the US right now) to be an earner, and spend real money to give! YAY!
As a Puertorican, YAY!!!!!!!! LOSE IT ALL BABYYYYY!
Bought the dip last year, 40k YAY
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**BITCOIN WILL FINALLY DIE! YAY!** I really don't know whether to take that sub seriously or not lol
Another way to lose your crypto, YAY!
YAY. I am actually happy that I live in RU. Our tax authorities are very soft. Also a lot of rich people in Russia, including politics, are owners of cryptocurrencies. It gives me hope that me assets are in safe from law POV. At least for now.
YAY!! I paid with my hard earned fiat mining money. I want to keep my moons for the bull run!
i have like 60 moons! YAY! Thats like... 30 bucks right now. sweet
I'll eat one and a half packs of ramens instead of one. YAY!
I can finally go 1x on my crypto investments? YAY!
"YAY WE'RE GREEN!!!!" All still while most alts have dropped close to 50% since 2 months. It's nice to see green, but what good is it if we're still going lower and lower than before.
I'm proud of everyone here!!! GO BITCOIN!!! YAY!!!
Open source code is a blessing and is essentially the foundation of all future software that is created so YAY!!
Oddly enough, I never looked there. Don't know why not. I guess I figured if digikey, adafruit, and mouser were out, everyone was out. I have about 4 projects waiting on Pis so YAY! Thanks!
OH YAY ADDITIONAL TIME lol
OMG YAY Moon day!!!!!
So it looks like the fuss today is all about GPT-4 But not here in this sub...because today is SNAPSHOT DAY! YAY !
YAY a 'lets get our mind off whats currently happening" post. These are my favorite
*"The failure of SVB (Silicon Valley Bank) Financial could destroy an important long-term driver of the economy as VC-backed companies rely on SVB for loans and holding their operating cash. If private capital can’t provide a solution, a highly dilutive gov’t preferred bailout should be considered."* *\~ Bill Ackman* Ah yes Bill...lets print more money for the corrupt bankers! Socialism for the Rich FTW! YAY!!!
Find a CEX that doesn't need ID, convert to ETH. From your account that was ID verified, create shitty NFT of a turd, and post it for sale. From your ETH CEX, go buy shitty turd NFT with all your ETH. WOW, some random person bought your shitty NFT and now you have millions of dollars worth of ETH. Wait until bullrun and sell the top. Now you have more millions. YAY!
This is disgusting. What am I supposed to say, YAY war?! Awe it’s slipping “let’s double down our combined efforts”
This year my savings will only shrink further 8.5% instead or 9.2% YAY! I could probably buy another Big Mac with that difference lol.
Only a cheeky little 5x and I'll get most of my initial investment back YAY!
Chinese and North Korean and Russian mining operations are getting ALL THE LOVE. When they sell… bitcoin will drop and all that money that libertarian men in America “invested” is going to go right to their pocket. They keep doing it over and over and you people keep buying and sending our money overseas… So YAY!….. China? 🤦♂️ good grief.
Love the ever improving moon use & burn! I say YAY
That's how the cronyocracy rolls. Greedy businesses? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL. Greedy government? YAY! GOOD!
Crypto is free speech per this ruling. YAY FIRST AMENDMENT!!!!
Fantom up 32% in last 7 days, YAY! Now I'm only 90% down on my FTM bag... yay...
Say it! Say the line! [Crypto.com](https://Crypto.com): "Sigh. There is nothing to worry about r/CryptoCurrency: YAY!!
Three roommates were hanging out in the living room one day, when one of them opened an email on their phone. "Hey guys, the Guinness book of world records is coming to town! We should go get into it somehow!" The shortest roommate, who was only 3 feet tall says "I'm going to go see if I'm the shortest person in the world!" The fat roommate, who was 900 pounds and could barely walk says "Maybe I'm the biggest person in the world!" They looked over at the third roommate, who seemed like a normal , average looking guy... "What are you going to use to enter the contest?" The third roommate says "I didn't want to admit this, but I have a micro-penis. I'm going to go get the record for smallest penis in the world". So the roommates head down to the competition. The first roommate comes out after being measured and said "I DID IT! I'm in the book!" The second roommate comes out and said "YAY! I'm the biggest! My name is going in the book!" The third roommate comes out and says "Who the fuck is Scam Bankman Fraud"
Were you looking for me to pat you on the back???? Is that why you posted this rather bragadocious post???? Oh, here we go. GOOD JOB LITTLE BUDDY!!!!!! YAY!!!!! There. Did I pet you properly? Did you get enough approval and approbation to satisfy yourself?
Oh, YAY! I'm glad you're not one of them. The world needs more truly intelligent and flexible thinkers. Here's a technique I use to use to sort people out. When I was in school, they taught that humans *walked* from Siberia across an "ice bridge" and through Alaska and came down into what we now call "North America". Sound familiar? Looks reasonable on a tiny map on the classroom wall. Then, later I learned some "oceanography". Very interesting. As part of that we learned about the Earth's tilt, and wind patterns and the Coriolis's Effect and how that sets up gigantic ocean currents. One of those powerful and swift currents flows up, past Korea, then curves and races down from Alaska, past Canada all the way to Mexico. Dude. People did not walk from "Russia" to Nebraska. No. They took boats, maybe by accident. They rode that swift and powerful current until they found a nice place to come ashore. Duh. Also, if you study the topography of Alaska - it is still extremely difficult to travel, even with today's modern equipment. Ice fields are also pretty fucked up places for people on foot, especially with sleds. But certain "intelligent" people can't agree with my idea that those early arrivals just took boats across the ocean -- mainly because that wasn't the "answer" on the 8th grade test they aced. They can memorize, but they can't think for themselves. Nor can they "flex" when a new idea (like Bitcoin) comes along to challenge what they think they already "know". So they bicker with me. Then I ask them if the first Hawaiians also walked across an ice bridge. "Oh, no. They took boats." It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. We should not expect people like that to accept/understand Bitcoin.
YAY! It's not about the money, it's about sending a message!
YAY! \^\_\^ Yeah I got it dropped a few hours ago when I randomly decided to visit the reddit front page, which I never do. Could have been sitting there ages, wonder if I somehow missed out on a better mint number or something.
Garlic is dope. I used to eat loads, almost every day. Now, I don't eat it so much. I guess my shakra approves, but I should eat a little more. YAY GARLIC! BUY BITCOIN! \*Celebrates wildly in hobo\*
YE purchases permission to have his money there, they refused service like a business is allowed to do. YE is also allowed to build his own fortress to keep cash in and buy guns and hire people to protect it, like it's a bank.... and he can also refuse service. YAY AMERICA!
Fucking shit. BTC was so well performing today morning that i cancelled my orders which were way low. And now i open the charts and happy to see that still have a chance to buy. YAY!!
When market meets or exceeds expectations its a YAY moment. It's like a bunch of folks celebrating, "WE DO MAFFS GOOD!" When they get it wrong, the hangings begin.
Hey fellas!!! All I need to do from here to the Merge is acquire an additional 18.84 ETH to reach my goal of 200 total ETH for long-term staking and HODL!!! IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!!! YAY!!! GLTA!!!
So this is called money laundering! YAY! Shit, my NFT didn't sell... if I dont sell, there's no capital gains... BUUUUUUUUUT if I get "HACKED", I get to claim losses! Lets slap an arbitray number on some NFT's and get a nice tax break.
YAY SYLO! We’re over $0.005!
Dunno, promised myself I wouldnt buy while on vacation to keep emergency cash. Nothing bad happened ofcourse, so I just bought some today after my return. Coulda gotten better prices last week, but had to keep promise to myself... and I did! YAY!
When interest rates go up, banks go up veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery sllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooly in their interest rates they pay out. But the interest rates they CHARGE go up quickly. ​ 2025 : YAY! You finally break 2% on your savings account, but the prime rate is 9%.
"Crypto is the Wild West!! YAY!" "Crypto is the Wild West!! BOOO!!!" I'm all for regulations on this space, just copy/paste the same regulations all public markets have to follow, 99% of the rules are consumer protections so I'm fine with it
The daily is back to being pinned. YAY!!!
Always 1 Dickhead responds…you win the dickhead award 🏆YAY
My cryptolife: DCA on Tuesday - Ok Up trend Friday - Yay! Up trend lasting the weekend - YAY! Monday at +20% portfolio thinking I bought the dip - YAY! *NASDAQ & Bogdanoff appears* -My portfolio starts to bleed out- *Passed everything to USDC to not lost too much* -gass fees of 1.5% AAAAND ended up with +5% of this pump. Fuck me.
Well it seems like crypto has been ignoring the stock market for the last week or so. YAY?