GREEN

booose6

Chat wtf is happening?? Do i see GREEN??

Prior_Dimension_395

The best SHIT EVER. The best fever matter this country has ever SEEN! It’s GREEN!

Every_Hunt_160

FLAKY BRONUT getting satisfied by BIG GREEN DILDOS ??

Every_Hunt_160

Embrace the IMPACT of the 0.5% GREEN DILDO, ODD !!

yokmubenisiken

Opening of US markets did almost no damage. Rest of the day will be FUCKING GREEN

BigDeezerrr

Holy shit seeing the reactions out there has me seriously worried about the general public's reading comprehension. THE BITCOIN RESERVE AND THE SHITCOIN STOCKPILE ARE SEPARATE THINGS. LUTNICK HAS A GREEN LIGHT TO ACQUIRE BITCOIN FOR THE RESERVE.

Burmanumber1

Ok, I will spell it out for you novice. THE COIN OWNER SELLS A HUGE CHUNK, TO FORCE THE LINE DOWN. THEN IMMEDIATELY BUYS BACK TO GET STOP LOSSES OUT. YOU SEE THE RED AND GREEN LINES?! THEY GO UP, THEY GO DOWN. JUST LIKE STOCKS. Let me know if you need me to whip out the puppets and crayons to explain further.

Niemals_Wieder

Currently GREEN as fuck! But our work ethic is so strong we grind regardless.

Dark_Raiden_

Yeah I gotta admit sol is performing like a monster today. Solana dominance is actually GREEN

Zetrix88

Guys would you recommend me some eye doctor ? Its quite serious... Im hallucinating or just seeing things wrong... BTC Is in RED and ETH is in GREEN

Pretend-Hippo-8659

SUPPORT THE GREEN AGENDA GREENER PORTFOLIOS FOR ALL. End portfolio change!

Agramaic

I can feel the Santa juice flowing through those big, thick, GREEN dildos. Merry Christmas Bitcoiners!!

wooly_torch

Prepare for the first FOMO event. Prepare for the first FOMO event. “b-but sire, iz dumping on uz-“ PREPARE FOR FOMO to TAKE the REIGNS by the BEAK. PRE- “but sire…” I said PREPARE for GREEN ARROW of FOMO.

searchingtruth1

Buy RED, Sell GREEN. Its EZ..

TheWolfisGrey53

/thread. GREEN!

pedronegreiros94

ETH will close the day GREEN that's crazier.

Grand-Difference7893

It's Christmas and I only buy GREEN CANDLES

Final_Pickle1402

It’s riding a giant wave of GREEN.. idk how you mix this up. I have no opinion on the matter other than your first sentence makes you sound like a silly Billy

UhUhWaitForTheCream

My bag of BTC, LINK, ALGO and VRA is GREEN baby

ieatvegans

67 mins into a new day... we're GREEN +0.5%

devCheckingIn

Going to be a GREEN day Friday.

eyedude2898

90k GREEN DILDO

CM19901

Welcome back in the GREEN girls 😃👍

Ok-Most-7339

this is a BULL MARKET!!! Mr. Bear. Realize it. WE ARE IN A bull market!!! YES????? Look at it!! THANK YOU!!!! ENJOY THE GREEN, Mr. BEAR!!!!

Darkerjev

Wtf is this coin!! It’s always GREEN. The Bull RUN is IN, hang on bois!!!

Every_Hunt_160

Are you guys feeling SATISFIED from all the GREEN DILDOS lately ?

ieatvegans

2 minutes in, October is GREEN. The prophecies are true.

coinfeeds-bot

tldr; Green United LLC is facing a lawsuit from the SEC for allegedly defrauding investors of $18 million through fraudulent crypto mining devices. The SEC claims Green United marketed "Green Boxes" and "Green nodes" as essential for mining a sham cryptocurrency called GREEN, which was never issued. A federal court ruled that these offerings were investment contracts under securities laws. The court denied Green United's motion to dismiss the case, stating that investors were misled and received standard devices instead of the promised equipment. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.

iwakan

Title is extremely misleading. The SEC is in fact *not* saying that mining hardware itself are inherently securities. They are saying that some very sketchy-sounding mining investment contracts sold by Green United are securities. Contracts that Green United allegedly misled their customers on, claiming that it wasn't in fact mining bitcoin but instead mining their own vaporware blockchain and paying the investors out in "GREEN tokens", which did not directly correlate with the bitcoin that they were actually mining. You can read the lawsuit press release from back in 2013 here: https://www.sec.gov/enforcement-litigation/litigation-releases/lr-25659 This recent wave of articles seem to just come from one misintepretation of a single phrasing that the judge in this ruling used.

reversenotation

The sentiment bot could just be: Do { MEMORYSPAN = 0 If crypto market = RED then sentiment = 😢 If crypto market = GREEN then sentiment = 😜 } While TIME < infinity

PM_Me_Your_Mustash

We need more SHREK GREEN DONGS in the near future

HSuke

And when the opposite happens: > It's GREEN because we tested resistance, and BROKE it, now we are testing more resistance in the range we've been for the past month. It's not some black magic that most of this sub believes it is. Thanks for the obvious hindsight and Tautology 101

reed5point0

I DON'T TRUST YOU b/C YOU'RE GREEN

EirianWare

Some burger bro finally press GREEN DILDO button

GBeastETH

Without trying to get too political in this subreddit here are some sources. Spaces added to prevent linking which may be disallowed. Also note that these are just some quick links I found with a search; there are certainly many more but they will all be in agreement on the basic facts. GREEN ENERGY POLICY Trump has expressed strong opposition to several renewable energy initiatives, claiming that renewable energy is unreliable and costly. He [describes](https://www.donaldjtrump.com/agenda47/agenda47-america-must-have-the-1-lowest-cost-energy-and-electricity-on-earth) Biden’s electricity policies as “industry-killing, jobs-killing, pro-China and anti-American.” * **Wind and solar**: Trump has made statements during his campaign [criticizing wind](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-05-12/trump-vows-day-one-executive-order-targeting-offshore-wind?embedded-checkout=true) and [solar energy](https://www.c-span.org/video/?532231-1/president-trump-holds-rally-durham-hampshire) as being too expensive for too little output. He is especially opposed to wind power and has promised to halt offshore wind development, which he [claims](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/09/climate/trump-oil-gas-mar-a-lago.html) harms marine life​​. https:// www. brookings .edu/articles/trump-has-big-plans-for-climate-and-energy-policy-but-can-he-implement-them/ ----------------------- COST OF RENEWABLES Solar and wind paired with battery storage can offer some of the cheapest forms of electricity across much of the U.S., beating out gas and coal, according to a new study into the cost of energy. ... Those figures do not include the new federal tax credits included in the Inflation Reduction Act, which bring the costs for solar, wind, and storage down even further. Another striking finding is that building new solar and wind facilities may even be economically attractive when compared to existing fossil-based sources of generation. https:// gasoutlook .com/analysis/u-s-renewable-energy-beats-fossil-fuels-on-cost-study/

Every_Hunt_160

I don’t think we will see GREEN DAYS anytime before SEPTEMBER ENDS

Every_Hunt_160

I expect some GREEN DAYS once September ends

Garlicoiner

Mt Gox isn't selling, they're repaying IN bitcoin. if I were repaid my Mt. Goxxies, I definitely would be completely and absolutely regarded to sell them off right now. Go fuck yourselves if you think otherwise. This is going to be a MASSIVE GREEN DILDO event.

Diskopang92

Write it down. ONLY BUY ON RED. ONLY SELL ON GREEN. If it was easy everyone would do it. ONLY invest with money u can lose without pain. TAKE PROFITS. Patiënt is the only thing u really need in this market. U are REALLY close ( Max 6 month’s untill bullrun )

___v0id___

The 1min candle is GREEN, we’re so back!

CryptoGuideGH

Someone purchased around $500 BTC when it was selling for about $5000. The person saw a 100% return to $1k when BTC reached $10K. So what I'm saying is that suppose you own a whole BTC, you'd get $65k now that it's trading for $70k. That's why I asked, should we buy whole (1BTC) or should we also buy $500 or $1k BTC knowing it needs go up massively before our investments can turn GREEN? THANKS!!!

Wendysmanager24

Unbelievable folks what an absolute BIGLY GREEN candle this is. I can't wait to see what else is in store for the bulls BEARS DROOL

NoisePollutioner

Can't believe I just wasted time reading an entire goddamn meme-speak littered article with the following central thesis: #"Someday price go high. And then price go 20% higher! Look at IMPRESSIVE GREEN BAR IN CHART (WHEN I MANIPULATE Y AXIS)" JFC

Wendysmanager24

AVAX is on the come up folks we love to see it Hope everyone's feeling that BIGLY GREEN PUMP in their portfolios

Wendysmanager24

Where is sell the news folks? Looks like the bears were WRONG AGAIN here we are crabbing near the PRECIPICE of NEW ALL TIME HIGHS. We got the ETF, the halving, we got JEROME POWELL PATRON SAINT OF THE ECONOMY, the stars are lined up folks and the ribbofauci imaginary lines are indicating BIGLY GREEN BTC 150K EOY AVAX TO 300 BULLS WIN LIFE CHANGING MONEY

zazensmkk

Because u bought it thats why bitcon not pump yet. U need to sell so we can see the GREEN GOD CANDLE

Present_Muscle9044

NEW Weed Memecoin- 100% no rugg, building a real community- This coin will get massive value if you like smoking weed, alot of promotions and free give aways. Devs are based in weed industry. $GREEN TRUMP - GT SOL . Still under 40k Mc! Big Moon coming.

Wendysmanager24

The nigh IMPENETRABLE support at 60k that BTC displayed combined with the effects that the ETF and halving will have on this cycle is unprecedented folks We are on the absolute cusp of PENETRATING into NEW ALL TIME HIGHS and our portfolios are going to be BIGLY GREEN WOOOOOOOOOO

Wendysmanager24

Looks like we're back to where we were last months folks the show is over. Eclipse doomsday apocalypse SIKE NEW ALL TIME HIGHS INBOUND BIGLY GREEN PORTFOLIOS FOR THE BULLS What a time to be alive

GMCdonalds6

Absolutely! - It's gonna be so GREEN, even Kermit would be jealous!

zestykite

we gonna have a good GREEN weekend right muchachos?

BraidRuner

The best time was yesterday the second best time is today. I love buying a red candle. Red Candles make you money. Green Candles cost you. Buy the RED and make a GREEN BED

Wendysmanager24

Looks like we're back to where we were 36 hours ago oh no the world is ending folks SIKE ITS A BULL MARKET AVAX GREEN IN A SEA OF RED BTC 150K EOY THANK YOU ETF BULLS WIN

Wendysmanager24

Inflation report in less than 9 hours folks Time to wake up to BIGLY GREEN CANDLES Thank you ETF USA USA USA AVAX TO 300

ilovesaintpaul

Let's be precise now....GREEN candlesticks.

bennnn42

I'M IN THE GREEN WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?! lol that's how I feel right now

Wendysmanager24

We are on the absolute CUSP of new ALL TIME HIGHS folks and the bears are on their last final whimper falling for a pullback but guess what folks They'll been FOMOing soon and be the tipping point to reach new frontiers because we are in a BULL MARKET And in BULL MARKETS fake imaginary lines and fake ribbofauci numbers don't mean anything so don't these shysters fool you into giving up your gains Our portfolios are in the green and have already reached ATHs folks but the show hasnt even started folks We are in for BIGLY GREEN portfolios, life changing money BULLS WIN BTC 150K EOY AVAX TO 300

Wendysmanager24

Looks like the sidelined bears are out in force again folks calling for a pullback because they missed out But guess what fellas they've been calling for a pullback for over THREE MONTHS and for three months all we've done is go up and you know why??? It's because we're in a BULL MARKET and in BULL MARKETS BULLS WIN BTC 150K EOY Sidelined bears going to FOMO in after the next pump and turn our already green portfolios into BIGLY GREEN bags AVAX TO 300

Wendysmanager24

New all time highs for the bulls and their portfolios BIGLY GREEN As we keep holding and the sidelined crypto horoscope bears start to FOMO in, our portfolios will get even BIGLIER THANK YOU ETF BTC 150K EOY AVAX TO 500

OGEntrepreneur11

Statistically, we should see not only a very large pullback, and a very very long capitulation shaking out the paper handed retail buyers. Although, with the ETF creating somewhat of an institutional FOMO, we may keep going. All is fair in Love, War, and Crypto Markets. The thing is- Risk mitigation, and patience, we never hit the top never hit the bottom, it’s very difficult to do, so dollar cost average and out. Keep diamond hands even if the market dips 90% hold if that’s what you decided to do. You never lose until you sell. Lastly- BUY RED/FEAR, SELL GREEN/GREAD. When your friends call and tell you they bought the farm think about selling. When everyone’s talking about how shitty it is, BUY!!! oh yeah, and for all bitcoin analysis, the best in the business on YouTube is Krowns Crypto or Eric Krown- dude saved my life!!!! do your own research and try not to read too many comments lol

Wendysmanager24

Sub 40k rejected BIGLY GREEN BULLS WIN

Wendysmanager24

Where did the bears go folks??? Did they go looking for 35k because I can't see that either It's a bull market fellas and all we have are BIG GREEN PUMPS 👠👠👠👠 like these ones EXCEPT THEY'RE BIGLY GREEN BULLS WIN AVAX TO 100

Wendysmanager24

Where are the BEARS WHERE IS 35K???? Looks like we got BIGLY GREEN instead folks AVAX TO 60 BULLS WIN

Wendysmanager24

Eventually they will capitulate and join the winning team or fade into obscurity BULLS WIN NEW ALL TIME HIGHS BIG GREEN BOATS

Wendysmanager24

This is incredible folks AVAX has gone BANANAS and that's why it's a top 9 coin. I know there are some of you out there that listened to my advice to let go of your coins that either don't move or even downright bleed with the rising tide and now you're sitting on a BIGLY GREEN BANANA BOAT on the way to space Whew LETS GO BULLS WIN

Wendysmanager24

Where's my AVAX gang at??? I know you guys are out there enjoying that BIGLY GREEN PUMP because you had the foresight to get in on that dip You guys got the big heart and that's why we're going back to 50 LETS GO WOOOOOOOO BULLS WIN

Wendysmanager24

40k REJECTED BIGLY GREEN BULLS WIN

Turbulent-Act-1348

Im GREEN - Just wait

Wendysmanager24

This is incredible folks we haven't been under 40k almost two months and it's looking like it ain't gonna happen during the next two months BIGLY GREEN SUPPORT BULLS WIN LETS GO AVAX

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noncognitive

>Exit once monthly only on GREEN DAYS this seems like an unnecessary restriction that could compound into redder and redder days, then when you finally get a green day, it's lower than the red day you wanted to sell on the week before.

jhorskey26

Spending 38 to win 9......This is the kind of trader that puts his money on GREEN at roulette.

ClitFairy-

GOD GREEN DILDO incoming, I can smell it

Wendysmanager24

Looks like there's a big ginormous W forming on that AVAX chart boys looking pretty identical to the one on December 19 are we in for a GREEN start to the new Year or what folks I think it's gonna happen LETS GO

Big_Smoke1013

Keep buying!!! Just a meter of time before you’re GREEN!!

xMADDCHILDx

DONT BUY GREEN CANDLES. Wait for a RED day at least.

CopingPlans55

2020? Do you mean 2021?? I think all that bought in 2020 are in DEEP GREEN right now.

Left-Paper-4074

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TheMoonMoth

ITS GOING UP FOREVER LAURA. This argument is getting so tiresome. Listen to me right now. If you buy and hold bitcoin for 4 years. YOU WILL BE IN THE GREEN. It has been true 100% of the time since Bitcoin has been traded for cash. It. Is. Going. Up. Forever. LAURA.

_TheWolfOfWalmart_

lol that big dump today... the 4hr candle for that time on Kaspa was GREEN. This fucking coin can't be stopped. From day 1.

holduntil2020

casual $1 GREEN candle on LTC.. 72 to 73.. in 1 min. someone fat finger? or..

MoonHawk-

SCAM ALERT. To easy to get scammed. Let him CASH the Crypto and PAY with GREEN $$.

AnneArchy123

What's everyone's favorite band? Mine us GREEN DAY

nthgen

Greencoin. It's good for the environment! $GREEN

Rakeback_Deals

What is your favorite GREEN DAY song ?

cutoffs89

Exactly and an ETF is a new avenue for previously locked-out customers to buy Bitcoin. Essentially A GREEN LIGHT for groups and organizations to allocate into Bitcoin.

NeuroRe-Ed

It helped me break my habit of watching GREEN charts. Now I get to explore what RED has to offer

marckolind

Are any of you in the GREEN? You know.. You will be, all you gotta do is HOLD! By next year you'll be smiling, and everyone around you will ask "Why are you so happy all of a sudden?" hahah

Bandit_Quick

We started the month around $ 26K...would be good if we could finish at $27k. Read that 8 out of 10 last October's were GREEN. There were a lot of shorts at $26,500 today. Not sure if that isat open, or run all day?

Omnomnomnivor3

I would like to see a kind of domino sort of approval haha not all at once but have it done weekly! you get approved this week, this gets approved the next week and so on! and we'll watch the market just go green and green and GREEEN GREEN CANDLES AND GREEN SNEKSSSSSS

MindTheMindForMind

These EU politicians talking big about crypto environmental harm while going to parliament or commission with their GREEN private jet. Ironic isn’t it? I saw a lot of controversial behaviour like this in these years (like banks trying to ‘protect’ us while investing into crypto).

Omnomnomnivor3

looks like it's starting much sooner? damn Blackrock ain't messing around, WE PUMPING EVERYONE BRACE FOR SOME GREEN BARS!

OkCycle5884

"Ohhhh GREEN... BEAR MARKET OVER "... seriously people?

Affectionate_Hand_76

GREEN CANDLE. Good way to start the dail.

Geolinear

Bear market got you down? Bags feeling heavy but looking light? Is that $350 NFT PFP on “X” not doing what you thought it would? Have you stopped taking screenshots of your portfolio and sending it in the group chat? Are the guys at work still bugging you about shilling crypto that one time grabbed drinks? Is your Wife still mad at you about that time you laughed at her single friends’ joke a little too hard and now you’re sleeping on the couch? Try making a new wallet on your favourite blockchain! Buy 5-10% equivalent to what your current bags are and hodl. At these current market prices **YOU CAN’T NOT GO GREEN** Don’t even look at your other portfolios. They’re red. Look at this new one instead. You’ll thank me later. This isn’t financial advice - It’s a mental breakdown

JugobetrugoN1

**GREEN DILDOS** 

Ill-Sandwich-7703

I see GREEN ahead…

cecil_X

Guys you will not believe this. Right now September is GREEN!!!!!!!!!

No_Wrongdoer9160

Tea leaves green. Market analysis? GREEN

Neferpitou111

I saw meme about cycle in 9gag today: BEAR MARKETS CREATE STRONG MEN STRONG MAN CREATE GREEN CANDLES GREEN CANDLES CREATE CRYPTO SCAMMERS CRYPTO SCAMMERS CREATE BEAR MARKETS