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Tell me your crypto -oh F&#! Moment
We all call it HODL not hold , but why so? I didn't know , so I looked into it.
The New RESTRICT Act needs all of our attention
A free and clonable sheet to evaluate crypto projects
A free and clonable sheet to evaluate crypto projects
Today, the term HODL was used for the first time, and it doesn't mean 'Hold On for Dear Life'
Today, the term HODL was used for the first time, and it doesn't mean 'Hold On for Dear Life'
CMV: Infura is MetaMasks way of testing how much they can get away with and I'm done.
Crypto Wallet Education - Hot wallets, cold wallets, and multisigs (OH MY)
A simple guide on how to lose your precious crypto to scams. Part 3.
so i got bored (and drunk) and decided to play around with seed phrase scammers (with pics)....
OH BOY...‘July 13th will be the bottom’: Here’s why Jim Cramer believes that the market will soon bounce and have a ‘strong rally’ through late August
Kazuki Inu Launched 3 Minutes | $Kazuki MEME Kazuki Inu a meme token named of Legend Japanese Artist “YU-GI-0H”
Kazuki Inu Launched 3 Minutes | $Kazuki meme Kazuki Inu a meme token named of Legend Japanese Artist “YU-GI-0H”
Kazuki Inu Launched 3 Minutes | $Kazuki dedicated to Legend Japanese Artist YU-GI-OH, set out to become the biggest and safest utility meme coin on the Binance Smart Chain
Does anyone know if you can chain lofty’s 10% Cash Back Offer With Referral Partnerships?
OH BOY! Tether hasn’t been $1.00 for a few weeks..
$RYUU || Ryuu Inu has come down from the sky to take us with them || SAFU dev || Low MC || Strong Community
Otaku searching for help in Crypto - SATCOIN
Amongst the chaos, others will (eventually) rise
LIST: Bipartisan List of Pro-Crypto Political 2022 Candidates who are being endorsed by the blockchain industry
Response on Anti-MiCA Email I sent to German EU MPs. From a Pro-MiCA idiot. (Germans: SPD/Green/Left, never again!, Europeans: Check on your MPs and see how they voted, adjust accordingly)
The HODL Method Hypothesis and how it has vindicated us all with math!
Official Hamster | $OH | Just Launched| |Doxxed team | TechRate Audit | Dex Exchange |Farming |Launchpad | Strong Marketing | High POTENTIAL | Fair Launch Soon !!! |
Official Hamster | $OH | Stealth Launch in Few Minute |Doxxed team | TechRate Audit | Dex Exchange |Farming |Launchpad | Strong Marketing | High POTENTIAL | Fair Launch Soon !!! |
OH look someone turned crypto back on
A Joke About Putin And the Ukrainian Wallets Has Reached The Front Page, Meanwhile I Got Death Threats Because I Posted It Advising To Validate Yourself
"I don’t think I’ve ever seen … the Federal Reserve buy a multimillion dollar commercial for U.S. dollars.” - Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) on crypto Super Bowl ads
Help with the loopring smart wallet, meta mask, coinbase OH MY
💥 Dogioh 🐕 $DGH | Launched 24h ago | Get on IBCO and quickswap | 500k Marketcap | 3000$ Giveaway until the 1st of February 💥
OH SHIT!!! One of the governor candidates for Texas said he would do the same thing Arizona is proposing here if he wins, making Bitcoin legal tender in Texas that is. This stuff is going to become our legal currency the same way alcohol and weed prohibition ended, State by State
OH SHIT!!! One of the governor candidates for Texas said he would do the same thing Arizona is proposing here if he wins, making Bitcoin legal tender in Texas that is. This stuff is going to become our legal currency the same way alcohol and weed prohibition ended, and is ending, State by State
OH SHIT!!! One of the governor candidates for Texas said he would do the same thing Arizona is proposing here if he wins, making Bitcoin legal tender in Texas that is. This stuff is going to become our legal currency the same way alcohol and weed prohibition ended, State by State
💥 DO-GI-OH | NFT gaming | IBCO launch!! 💥
Do you ever just scroll through this sub, especially when times are like this, reading the advice and think... OH JUST STFU ALREADY!!!
💥DOGIOH 💥 Crazy Early!!! 🚀 NFT-Gaming project 🙌
This sub is the living embodiment of the slowpoke meme when it comes to 'predicting' market crashes!
International Xrp ledger participants SIGN THIS PETITION- this is from John Deaton and will be going directly to Senators Sherrod Brown (D-OH) and Pat Toomey (R-PA), and Representatives Maxine Waters (D-CA) and Patrick McHenry (R-NC)
Is this a bea...OMG NEVER MIND BOYS BULL RUN IS BACK ON THE MENU
What kind of posts you are tired of seing in this sub?
A point-by-point rebuttal to the recent Wall Street Journal Bitcoin FUD article
The Legend of HODL: How our beloved word was accidentally created by a drunken shitposter 8 years ago on December 18.
Exactly 8 years ago the HODL meme was born from this legendary post on bitcointalk
Exactly 8 years ago the Bitcoin HODL meme was born from this legendary post
MetaSanta has a New Game! Release is in 3 Days | Busd Rewards | Trusted and Experienced Team | Charities | 24 Days of Christmas NFT and Busd GIVEAWAYS! | Fantastic community | Liquidity locked || Audit completed || Owner KYC doxxed!! | No “team wallet”
Children’s Science Museum - Educating Youth about Crypto
Mentions
Austin powers voice: YA BABY YA! DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY!! OH BEHAVE
40k soon!!! HAHHAHHA fuck them bears for real. FR FR. fuck em hahahaha they think its a bear market still???????? LMAO KEEP SELLING!!!! WE Will keep winning!!!!! SAD BEARS HAAHAAHAHAH OH bears bears...
Really missed a joke there at the end. Bitcoin definitely should have said "OH YEAH!"
Why should we care? "OH? YOU SUPPORT TERRORISM??!!???" No. We deal with institutions that fund or help fund terrorism like banks, politicians we vote for, tech companies we use, other companies who sell benign products that they then use said revenue on their other international indevours that may or may not be shady. Nestle uses child slavery and steals water from communities they then sell it back to. Gerber gave out a certain amount of free formula to new mothers in Africa. How much? Juuust enough for the mothers to stop lactating prematurely due to a lack of nursing, so then the mothers have to buy bottled formula for the rest of infancy. We watch NFL players play football who have beat up and / or r*ped their girlfriends. Some of the lgbtq+ community have vocally supported Palestine, a country where, by law, they would be executed. I could go on. Expecting people to freak out at the word "terrorism" is some post 9/11 fear mongering bullshit that only works on boomers. The whole world is a terrible place. Grow up.
"OH IM SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA! THIS IS- oh it, it's not? Oh shoot, SHARON, SHARONNNN!"
OH damn. I thought the prices in europe was much higher than Uruguay . I mean Tether doesnt care about price vs avarage income but I thought ure elecricity would be like 50% of the price of ours.
Very first, while reading the white paper for the first time, "OH MY GOD! THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR." Followed immediately by, "Oh, there's got to be a catch." I re-read the white paper, but no catch jumped out at me. So, I went over the white paper, sentence by sentence... "There's no catch. This is for real. I need to get some."
OH MY GOD NOT JASON LOWERY ^^who ^^is ^^Jason ^^Lowery?
[https://na-st01.ext.exlibrisgroup.com/01AUL\_INST/storage/alma/3F/80/56/FA/B5/BE/85/C0/E1/B2/8A/2D/38/35/35/04/Softwar\_A%20Novel%20Theory%20on%20Power%20Projection.pdf?Expires=1690512365&Signature=bOS\~zbOF3U-bG6Db8TK8oxCvi4tlIXvHaXgtrmv7RMBUXqfpoEzvhipEAuAxGOwgDlBrP\~bkmq0zH3tTNuiqnxJhyKQYMgO9Ce\~T3A-dXuXJtiQzxQjC9Bjd71F3jGxEQ0OH6xuey3fjNxoOOyjstKlJ2k-pMxT\~EMNM2KcaCxIK0nXC-HP97wmpEef8w2myUs0nsyoenf6NUorxDny7pEFQc3LG9x0EdGyjZONL6UFES1DxIhF\~D7XsgtuaVmNrEgFapnyZWHUei\~yi\~J6YAQFFxdtkWKb52i\~RBAqNkYyOhRdf2TR\~tJVDhOuA3UDbtS0mfCQAeTQcq2WeKMA\~LA\_\_&Key-Pair-Id=APKAJ72OZCZ36VGVASIA](https://na-st01.ext.exlibrisgroup.com/01AUL_INST/storage/alma/3F/80/56/FA/B5/BE/85/C0/E1/B2/8A/2D/38/35/35/04/Softwar_A%20Novel%20Theory%20on%20Power%20Projection.pdf?Expires=1690512365&Signature=bOS~zbOF3U-bG6Db8TK8oxCvi4tlIXvHaXgtrmv7RMBUXqfpoEzvhipEAuAxGOwgDlBrP~bkmq0zH3tTNuiqnxJhyKQYMgO9Ce~T3A-dXuXJtiQzxQjC9Bjd71F3jGxEQ0OH6xuey3fjNxoOOyjstKlJ2k-pMxT~EMNM2KcaCxIK0nXC-HP97wmpEef8w2myUs0nsyoenf6NUorxDny7pEFQc3LG9x0EdGyjZONL6UFES1DxIhF~D7XsgtuaVmNrEgFapnyZWHUei~yi~J6YAQFFxdtkWKb52i~RBAqNkYyOhRdf2TR~tJVDhOuA3UDbtS0mfCQAeTQcq2WeKMA~LA__&Key-Pair-Id=APKAJ72OZCZ36VGVASIA)
Our God and savior. OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
Red Pill? Blue Pill? DONT take them together or you will be stuck on the toilet for hours. OH and you must take with food, but not milk.
OH THAT WAS YOU! My god man thank you so much! I do recommend that people stick to sushiswap
OH NO, anyway. Hows your day going guys?
Bitcoin is the ONE! OH...ONE, THE ONLY WAY IS ONE
Paperhands is the volitality, UT OH
Looking back at the prices in December 2022 and not having bought… OH F£#+
Goes to crypto.com app... Wait, is that MOONS? OH WOW.... 🤯🤯🤯
*snaps fingers* "OH maaaan" -Sergeant Swiper
I've been a redditor for a long long time now and sometime in 2020 or 2021 I opened up my vault and started farming moons. Didn't think much of it, was just a fun goof on the side. Phone that contained my vault died, and I got a new one without even thinking about it. Few months later I try to restore my vault on my new phone and I can't find my recovery phrase. I was so certain I had my wallet recovery phrase written down with the rest of my wallet phrases, but it is missing. First instinct was "OH SHIT SOMEONE FOUND MY STUFF", but no one would take an obscure reddit vault instead of the hardware wallet and all the other stuff. So I'm left to believe I just got high or something one day and used it as rolling papers. Fast forward to today, I work as an IT specialist with a few years as a programmer under my belt and I still can't get this phone online. I honestly don't even know how many moons are in there as I never really kept track of it. So with moons popping off I'm going to get back to trying to fix that old piece of shit. FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T BACKED UP THEIR VAULT OR SECURED YOUR RECOVERY PHRASE - DON'T BE ME! Originally posted this as a standalone thread, but it was removed because there are too many discussions currently on moons.
OH yeah but not if I cover it in tinfoil ! [Wifi spies hate this one simple trick](https://www.jkwifihjrhekw.xyz)!
OH. MY. GOD. Boys can you feel it? We're on the verge of shattering the financial world as we currently know it. BlackRock ETF might not do much for us directly, but it's going to open the flood gates
Dad: "Are you winning son?" XRP Hodlers: "It's not that kind of... OH MY GAWD!!! I'VE JUST WON THE GAME OF CRYPTO!!!!!"
OH YES 31k we are back baby !!
OH then fine, i though i have missed the chance of getting some nice free avatars
Double Rainbow! OH MY GOD!
POSER ALERT! To answer all of your problems with BTC with two words.: OH WELL?
OH that is neat, my mom's maiden name is 1289xcvtuipo0VDFG!@178KJL !
It's a dead cat bounce... bitcoin's really gone... it dipped a whole fifty cent OH SHIT! OH SHIT! IT'S OVER!... whew... sorry i got scared i just read a blackrock employee made a typo in the pornhub search bar
OH that's going on there . That was bad for Miami!
If you live in a swIng state like PA, GA, FL, AZ, WI, NC, IA, MICH, OH, the Crypto community is counting on you to register to vote, set your political differences aside, and vote for either RFK (Dem) or DeSantis (rep) in the primary. It's important to at least get someone who isn't anti-crypto into the white house in 2024, and show Washington that the crypto community has political power.
At least USD is auditable, OH WAIT
DIGITAL ID.. OH MY GOD THATS RACIST - every democrat. Youll have a hard job to push that to the special crew who seem to thing an id is racist and shouldnt be included in the voting system. Personally, as long as the addresses are maintained as anonymous then a blockchain system would be amazing - vote any time you want from your phone or computer or do the traditional go in and vote but using a card swipe system where the card has your address on it. Scan the address, select the person you want to fuck you over for 4 years - then confirm and walk off. Of course thatll have the same issue as the current system - ie the sending data to china/being possible to hack/reprogram to select whoever you want instead of who the person selects.
It really is, saw a post on there saying something about OH THIS IS JUST A HIT JOB NO BIG DEAL YALL!
i dont have a hardware wallet, i cant justify protecting my pennies right now. i trust them to an extent. however, looking at Atomicwallet lately, which i also used, they are trying to say that its no fault of their own that $100million was stolen from their users wallets, the top 1% of users (they say only 1% of active monthly users, which $100m doesnt justify), wallets that were not touched or interacted with for MONTHS. Robbed blind, yet atomicwallet (software wallet) states OH WELL, WE PROMISE ITS NOT OUR FAULT so.. to an extent. right now i wouldnt keep more than $10k in one single wallet.
OH MY GOD! QNT has interoperability and intraropabolity is gud because blockchain needs it and thats why QNT is good with intorapability! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il8Q5ZoJELQ
OH! But how do we ***get Bitcoin accepted*** by the financial community? (I'm being facetous, folks.)
Yeah, too bad you didn't get warned. OH wait. You did. Check my comments history
Am I missing something, or does every one of these options involve using a fiat peddler? What about simple P2P Bitcoin transactions? OH! I see. It's another fucking CRYPTO post. Post it on r/CryptoCurrency. This is the Bitcoin sub, turkey.
OH, that what happen to him now, why all of sudden this thing??
New one on me, but OH is the king of banking laws after Marvin Warner did his Madoff dance.
Anyone loving this bull run? Idk why the bears still think we are in a bear market. They all must be slow and delusional. Sad actually. OH WELL!!!! LETS KEEP ON PUMPING!!!!!!!
While Do Kwon is out on bail and currently on a house arrest. Scam more so you'll be treated like a V.I.P instead of getting punished. OH JUST HOW MONEY WORKS!
OH Charles is saving the enviroment now! I mean, sure. Why not. With that logic and moral British Petroleum are fucking awsome and do more for co2 emissions then Green Peace. Fucking check your morale compass.
OH! The old "If I dont do it someone will" excuse. Thats so cute. Selling AR15s in Walmart also ok? Selling and making drugs? Youre not forcing anyone. If you dont someone else will.
OH boys. We got ourself a trader haha. Such an honor! Tin account thats been on offchain cexes tells us onchain transaction are minutes!. We should listen to him about this. He obviously has alot of credential.
Unlike me Who invested into proper projects... OH WAIT!
lol lmao. good times create weak man indeed. OH NO HE CALLED ME STUPID - call the police and cancel him omg!! I guess Bitcoin really is mainstream now...
OH my god, this is like proper wholesome lovable moment in sub, so happy for that
Exactly. "OH, someone has made a doom Ordinal!!!". Great. But this stuff is for kids.
OH man, coming from eth sub and thinking that i am still in the same subreddit
Patience, young padawan 
"Hell" works better than " OH Well". Like how it leaves us wondering as something learned 2nd hand.
"Hi, er... *sniffle* are you booth babes? Heh. I uh.. can I take a selfish with you?" "No, I am a CEO of a famous bitcoin investment consulting firm. We have a decade of expertise in knowledgeable strategies and solid deliverables with means tested positive financial outcomes!" "OH uh errr... so uh, *snnort* do you like Dragonball?" "Sure! I have all of the Pokeymen. I also enjoy hentai!" "Uhhh... hentai? What? Do you..." "No, I am a CEO of a famous bitcoin investment consulting firm. We have a decade of expertise..." "Wait. How *sniffle* long have you been using bitcoin?" "We have over 30 years of experie..." "THIRTY YEARS? When did you start your company?" "We opened our doors to financial freedom 13 weeks ago. No, I am a CEO..."
OH YAY ADDITIONAL TIME lol
OH no, not my boy Monero. Please make it stop.
OH man, you are making me emotional here, i hope that we will get the moon in the vault but there is no doubt that people like you is real moon which we all found here
OH god thats hilarious rofl gotta give props to the pic, it makes it look rather cool if you dont know what it is. You really shouldnt be carrying cold wallet as fashion detail tho
OH WOW! THIS IS AMAZING NEWS /s
*in Homer Simpson voice* “Damn that’s some nice cash. Good thing there’s exit liquidity!” **D’OH!**
argentina is going to 0 OH WAIT
Yup the hardest lesson to learn is to take profits How many people will watch their investment DOUBLE in a day and go... "Meh, I can't retire off that so I'll hold and litt... OH IT'S $0... *Fuck*." Memecoin chasers hear of the $10 -> $1,000,000 overnight stories and that is literally what they go for, it's gonna leave a very sour taste in a very many mouths
What a dumb fucking article full of FUD. They base their entire argument on that graph, and then at the end of the article state that the graph is an estimate and probably not accurate… EL OH EL
Ok, so i'll assume this isn't comedy because this stuff is really hard to figure out! This is all my opinion, but I've done a lot of time researching and thinking about, and ultimately designed my own cold storage protocol after about two years of consideration. First off, don't listen to this subreddit. It's full of degens and crypto maniacs, and you seem like a nice person. You probably just want to dabble in speculative assets, I get it. Coinbase is probably the answer for you, and I'll tell you why. First, Coinbase is not going under whatever FUD might say. It's a publicly traded US company with proper accounting, reserves, scrutiny, and it carries insurance on the tokens you hold with them. Coinbase could be pushed offshore, but even that is only likely with a tiny degree of possibility. And if that happened, you would still be able to remove your crypto. The tiers of storage lie somewhere along these lines, of which Coinbase is tier #2. ​ 1) Online centralized unaccountable company 2) Online centralized accountable company. 3) Self-custodied hot wallets 4) Self-custodied cold wallets 5) Paper/ memorization ​ My opinion is that the vast majority of US investors should be using Coinbase, understanding that the biggest flaw or vulnerability is your own internet security practices. They might get stolen because someone gets past you, but not past COinbase. The great thing about Coinbase is they are super advanced at security measures. Want 2FA, easy. Want to do multi-sig with multiple email accounts, it's there. Want to whitelist specific withdraw addresses, or none at all, and add a 48 hour hold time to change this with multi-sig, yeah you can do that. AND YOU SHOULD BE DOING THAT ALL. If you do that, your assets are truly going to be safe. Other companies make few if any guarantee at security of assets. First question: do they hold an insurance policy on assets? Look into it. Not many do. Lots of companies like Binance and other historical exchagnes don't even keep funds in cold storage, so at that point you are depending on the security hygiene of a company... most of which are not incorporated in the US. FTX disaster wasn't about security, but about fraud, but it's the same basic thing. Companies operating in the US have higher standards, and you should use them if you are here. Onto self-custody. Far and away the biggest concern with self-custody is you. Are you going to follow your systems or lose your private keys? Many many people have lost their private keys. Considering the levels of security Coinbase offers, deciding to self custody happens for a few reasons, 1) you want to use the ecosystem in ways that demand self custody, 2) you are purchasing tokens that aren't available in US regulated markets, so the companies you have reasonable access to and give good protenctions will not hold them for you, 3) ideological reasons. My sense is you don't really fall into any of these categories, so I see no reason to self custody. ​ If you still consider self-custody, you have to consider some things. OH, by the way, metamask is a web3 wallet for ethereum based systems -- it's for operating in the ecosystems. If you want a bitcoin hot or cold wallet you can find them. You can consider where the points of failure are. If you are storing in metamask, it's pretty easy to sign a transaction and you may not be sure what it is. Best practices, always be checking URLs before you sign any web3 transactions. If you have doubt, wait and research online. Use multiple wallets, and don't be active with one holding a majority of tokens. Start small and experiment. If you are using a hot wallet, and develop good practices, you may be safe. Next points of failure are failed wallet design. Has the wallet been audited? Is it open source? Is it associated with a company who will write any failures in their code? I like Trust wallet, as it's associated with Binance and I think they are doing their best to be a good company. Trust will hold your BTC, as well as most everything else. Next, all wallets have seed phrases. If you choose to store in a wallet, and then delete that wallet, you still have access via your seed phrase. This is essentially putting the wallet into cold storage. You can do this for free. But has your system been compromised? Did you click on a bad website with you wallet accessible? It's good to consider software systems again. MacOS is largely considered more secure than Windows. You can bypass some of these issues by loading a new wallet with your phone entirely offline, or perhaps using an old phone that is no longer connected but via wifi. Then you can record the public key address, and uninstall the wallet. Then send your funds to that address. You can confirm receipt in the block explorer online (the online search record of a blockchain). But did you record it properly? Is your phone exposed to a keystroke logger, a common vector of attack is to target the notepad where cut/paste is stored. But assuming you are on a safe system, this should be a good method. Then consider the fancy USB drives you don't want to pay for. What do they actually do? Well they store the keys in a way that interacts via encryption WITH YOUR COMPUTER. It simply keeps the keys off the device in case there were someone hacking you. It's pretty clever actually, but you can achieve the same effect with care and an offline computer. The problem is that they do need to be connected to the internet when you want to move funds. Those devices solve that problem. Paper/ memorization is in some ways the most secure, and it would be done in the same manner as using a hot wallet to create cold storage above. This way, there is nothing in the physical world traceable to you having control of those assets. For almost everyone in the world, short of people with significant threats levied against them, or zero personal space for storage, there's probably not a ton of reason to do this. Again, imo, take advatange of the security and known system of having Coinbase custody your assets. They are writing the rules in terms of safe custodial storage, they have insurance, and they do have some oversight & accountability by being a publicly traded company. Hopefully that all makes sense.
OH! So organized crime is still the top use-case for NFTs? Got it :)
OH boy \*\*thousands\*\* of dollars in fines for the wealthy celebrities. Such a harsh punishment.
OH I needed it 
OH, What's happening with BTC! Today is a fun day!
I believe Len's OH tweeted that he was against Bitcoin. But he's one of my favourite candidates too.
STOPELON coin. I just remember a guy in the Telegram going off in voicechat "It's mooning it's mooning, OH my god OH my god". It was fun and I learned a good lesson for a small price so all good :D
OH WELL ... I better take out a massive loan then ! JK, I think eth has a solid future but just dont like all the price prediction articles I see here.
+3% SURGE. TO THE MOON! -2% OH NoOOOOooo.. winter is coming. It's the end of crypto!
Great point these people are too… blind? To see. If you have something to cover for tech illiterate people, don’t introduce them into something tech complex. That’s like rule 1 for making something to be used. Let the people use Kubernetes services? Yes. Give them Kubernetes? OH FUCK NO.
BTC falling to $16k: *i sleep* BTC falling to $28k: ***OH FOREAL!?***
“This week, Majority Whip Tom Emmer (MN-06) introduced the CBDC Anti-Surveillance State Act to halt efforts of unelected bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. from issuing a central bank digital currency (CBDC) that strips Americans of their right to financial privacy….” The bill was co-sponsored by Representatives French Hill (AR-02), Warren Davidson (OH-08), Mike Flood (NE-01), Byron Donalds (FL-19), Pete Sessions (TX-32), Andy Biggs (AR-05), Young Kim (CA-40), Ralph Norman (SC-05) and Barry Loudermilk (GA-11). Rep. Flood said, “In a digital age, cryptocurrency represents new economic opportunities for America – but it’s critical for private sector innovators to take the lead. The American dollar has long been a symbol of prosperity and freedom, and our digital currencies should be the same….”
*Gary on his way out the door after being fired* - OH YEAH AND ETH A SECURITY!!
OH yeah, just like in 1964, when banks introduced a feature where you could voluntarily offset your environmental damages in an easy and conventional manner. Next, and we will be feasting on human meat and running naked in the streets.
And ofc I pulled out of the stride pool 3 weeks ago. D’OH
OH MY GOD!!!! HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE PRICE OF BTC??? it's still 28k
What’s happening there? What? Men aren’t allowed to wear wake up around kids? Women who didn’t practice safe sex can’t get abortions? OH THE TYRANNY!!!! I guess that’s why more people moved to those places in the last two years and the states who lost the most people during the last two years were Illinois, California and NewYork. Yeah, people left because they wanted less freedom. You’re a mm pawn. Get off the tv and start looking at actual stats. I’m talking about google. See which states have the most crime, anti-Bitcoin, highest inflation, etc.
OH my goodness! This is my first moon!! THANK YOU OP SO SO MUCH! I promise to tip it to another empty wallet come distribution!!
OH SH\*\*, does that mean that we can double burn the banks? Only they would be enforced to use their CBDC's?
OH no! I'll have to check my spam filter!
>I'm glad to hold Safemoon because it's so entertaining. Because of Safemoon I can understand how conservatives can hold on to trumps obvious blatant lies just to maybe, someday "own the libs". I keep holding on to Safemoon just for the chance to own the haters. I like gambling too and this is a great gamble. Oh no. >The safemooninvesting sub is a wonderful cesspool of anger, frustration, and blaming others for poor gambling choices. I'm down about $4500 on safemoon and I'm lower middle class american. I would feel bad about my choice to gamble on a "memecoin" if the drama ever stopped and it really was dead. I wouldn't ever blame anyone else but myself though. I'm middle aged. 23 months ago I knew it was a risky gamble. OH NO.
Crypto exchange breathes SEC: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Yeah he is being such a nice guy! With no agenda on his own! Its not like he has anything to gain... OH wait?!
Oh my GOD! OH MY GOD! Kraken support commented my post! I cannot believe this! 😍
Translation: OH NOES! Billionaires won't be able to get more billionairish if you pieces of shit don't give some of your salary! This CEO has to walk 3 feet to call his butler....for a 10% paycut you could make it so he has a butler-calling butler. This Shareholder once had to wait 25mins for his car to be delivered to his front door because it was in the display case 400foot away. a fifteenth spare car would solve this. Give now!
“On February 20, Hong Kong’s Securities and Futures Commission unveiled a proposal for a cryptocurrency exchange regime, which will come into effect in June.” OH LOOK THE HK VERSION OF THE SEC ARE DOING THEIR JOBS
in the hope of greenery 
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL sorry but crypto is not an existential threat to banks atm. OH Yeah during crypto winter suddenly all the banks are afraid everyone is going to switch to BTC and suddenly no one will need loans anymore. cause idk CRYPTO!!!. Its a risky asset because they have less regs than normal stocks and when you put all your money into some stupid exchanges coin because some goofy looking kid is a billionaire with a crap car, you might just lose it all. crypto isnt hurting the banks at all, and atm unless you mine, you went through a bank to buy crypto. Seriously TELL ME THIS, why arent they banning you from buying gold? you are putting money into something you can put in your pocket, rather than the bank. Banks arent controlling that. They cant print more willynilly and inflate away your money. ANd no banks list gold as risky. AND its only a 22 trillion dollar market compared to 500 billion dollar BTC market. YEAH banks are shivering in fear.
OH NO! NOTH CUTE DOGGY COIN! \*ahem\* so anyways....