KNOW

Pete26l96

LET ME KNOW IF YOU THINK THIS STORY IS TRUE OR FALSE: Last year I (6'4 235 lb Indian Male in blue shirt and jeans) went out to a speakeasy and saw a beautiful woman (5'7 probably 130 lbs, British woman in a black dress, black heels, black nail polish, I was 27 and she was probably 10-15 years older than me but she was one of those women who only look more beautiful as they age. The thing is she was there with her husband/boyfriend (British, 5'8 probably 165 lbs and wearing a full suit). For whatever reason I decided I didn't care and stepped in between them to put my hand on the woman's shoulder, fully expecting her to push me off or the guy to push me. They were walking in a circle to the music with a bit of a gap between them and I thought to myself "You have the best looking woman in the building with you and this is what you're doing?". Well instead the woman just put her hand up behind her shoulder and had me hold it while we walked in a circle instead. The guy just stood there furious and when I went to sit down he started making gestures at me but I just pretended like I was blind and didn't even look at him so he started complaining to my cousin's cousin (I went to the speakeasy with my brother, my cousin's cousin, and my cousin, while on vacation in Hitchin UK from Canada) . After 30 seconds of holding hands and walking in a circle I go to sit down on a nearby table. 2 minutes pass by and the woman with her husband/bf walks past our table. Before passing by I see her smiling, and then she proceeds to take out her hair band to drop her hair, and she does the most exaggerated hair flip right in my face. She basically let all of her down to reveal her neck, and then flipped it to the side using her entire body/hips. I looked over to my cousin's cousin and my cousin and even they looked shocked. This caused me to lose it and jump up, just to hug her from behind. She almost fell over when I hugged her from behind but luckily I was able to hold her and keep her upright. At this point the guy furiously complained to my cousin's cousin and my cousin's cousin is on damage control. I decide to chill for a second and sit down, during that time I can tell my cousin's cousin is getting anxious and wants to leave so I reluctantly agree. Before leaving though I put one hand out to the woman so she comes and then I kiss her hand. She tells me "you're very cute" while smiling but I end up leaving because of my friends but not before saying "thank you", which is the only words I spoke to her. On the way out my brother, my cousin's cousin, and my cousin shake the guy's hand, so I do too.

WhiteCollllarCrime69

I’m the best looking dude here You know it I know it MODS KNOW IT

zxc123zxc123

I really don't care about INTC. I just used to hold it and sold out after I made my 4x. Put it into VOO and a bit into cash which I deployed elsewhere later. I mentally checked the fuck out when I sold out of my INTC. Already mentally noted I won't be buying back in this cycle no matter what since I remember the 2000s cycle. Luckily for me I bought my INTC post-GFC and added during the post-pandemic lows so I only bag held it for around 1 decade rather than 2-3. Chips are like commodities and chip manufacturers are very cyclical. If and when the bottlenecks ease, the bubble bursts, and/or hardware buildout phase peaks, then they'll revert. I KNOW I can buy INTC in the future lower than I sold it because if you sold in Aug 1997 you could still buy it back at a discount in Aug 2025. VOO however rarely looks back. So yeah, enjoy your earnings. I'll be watching GOOG since I do own that one for the long term (been holding that one since the GFC bottoms too).

No-Pressure2341

WE KNOW

Koopakid917543

I've been [giving money away](https://giphy.com/gifs/spongebob-squarepants-money-fNvXkjC50ywBW) because I've been WINNING SO MUCH I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT

i_goon_to_tomboys___

raise your hands if you're not selling anything because you just **KNOW** that some bullshit will happen at any time that will make the market rebound +10% in a day

Crypto-Bets

Hmmm, as a crypto investor, I feel semi-conductor stocks are “high risk” assets. Im waiting for a perfectly timed entry. — I KNOW these assets will go one sale, so why should I pay double right now?

Mysterious-Device-53

I'll admit, I don't know the exact specifics. But I KNOW it didn't just suddenly start earning 1000% more than previous years. Come on now

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

Price moved lower seconds before the hold.  HOW DO THE ALGOS KNOW

juliakeiroz

i want to sell my semiconductor stocks including MU but I just ***KNOW*** some bullshit will happen like Trump tweeting 'peace talks going well' and it will moon to heaven and beyond without a rhyme or reason

ill-get-it-together

This is a PSA for everyone that reads it - STOP TRADING OPTIONS - YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

Comfortable_Flow5156

when celebrities give DD on a stock..... you KNOW it is time to MOVE ON Space X has NEVER been profitable so you are on your own.... YOU ARE EXIT LIQUIDITY

juliakeiroz

you just KNOW that bears have betted on France winning this match

TheRealDrNeanderthal

NUKES MAKE EMPs AND THEN MEMORY GO POP…I KNOW, I KNOW, THAT CAN’T HAPPEN. BUT THEN, I DID NOT HAVE FAKE-DEMIC ON MY BINGO CARD EITHER.

OphrasBankAccount

I think what he means with conviction is that you have done you Due Diligence. You have taken your time to look into WHY the stock has the PE it currently has, and this might uncover that it may have nothing to with the business at all (what you want). You know its fundamentals well and KNOW it’s undervalued. If you’re NOT willing to do your due diligence then your best bet is the SP500 because it’s naturally weeds put the bad performers. Rn is tricky bcs it’s so concentrated by like 7 companies but historically it’s q good diversification. If you don’t want to do the time (due diligence) then do the crime (buying individual stocks). Because then your research is “trust me bro, it’s down from its peak”. GL and stay invested.

Background-Nothing71

THIS IS NOT THE RKLB I KNOW, you took my baby away from me.

SteakEater137

Bombs flying, shit blowing up, ceasefire off, strait closed - market shrugs for hours Trump tweets (in the millisecond it happens) - HOLY SHIT WE DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO BUT DO SOMETHING GO GO GO KEYWORDS GOOD OR BAD IDK

OkBeginning9576

I'm watching you and I KNOW

Life-Trade-6514

BER, THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, BULL MADE OUT WIITH \[sic\] 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN. WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, BULL WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DOWN HER NUMBER. MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE KNOW, THEREFORE YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH. USE THIS INFORMATION WISELY.

subucula

I just KNOW it'll hit 745. Except if I trade accordingly it won't.

GuyFieriFrostedTips

War cancelled. DONT YOU KNOW.

Provolone-Jones

Wait 🥭 says he doesn’t care about oil prices going up and Bessent says maybe US oil should trade at a premium? WHY NOW FUCKERS? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF MY FRIENDS YOU KILLED BY SAYING THE OPPOSITE?!?!?

4641444c535344

You had a number in mind and wanted to get there at any cost, what was it? 100mil? It didn’t work. You know. You KNOW. Now take 3k and play, let the rest, rest somewhere mate. That was a stupid fucking greedy move mate. I mean fuckiddy fuck fuck Jordan 

No_Paleontologist506

SGOV or favorite money market in taxable account for emergency fund. The rest in auto weekly investment for whatever mix you like that you listed, sell ONLY when there is an urgent expense to pay for. That’s it, that’s all anyone needs to know. Someone your age should have CD’s unless you have a large known expense that you KNOW the date of spend. Otherwise, short term in SGOV or face MM. Learn to automate. Makes life so much easier!

ChaoticSequence81

You did take a huge loss... BUT you aren't out of the game. You still have $30K... You got hustle, get disciplined, (not saying you aren't)... Back to basics, buy what you know... TAKE profits, use profits to buy... Sale, rinse repeat.OR buy broad boring index ETFs, boring is good, be patient. Yoot account doesn't say $0.00... I am truly sorry for what you have endured... The worst is behind you now... I know it's easy for me to say all these things... Idk you personally,I don't need to, I KNOW you can do this, I know you got this...

cristobalist

That's how you KNOW he's delusional. He thinks he has a friend.

Sp0kenTruth

Bet all my profit on spy calls FML I KNOW AS SOON AS I SELL ITLL GO BACK UP TOO

Weak-Goat9278

What a pathetic mindset - you are bigger problem than your idiot leader Also YOU DON’T KNOW BALL.

Taraih

MU holders: You cant do this to me YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SACRIFICED?!

yahooms

**MY GF, DOESN'T HAVE A JOB FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ALWAYS BUYS DESIGNER BAGS AND SUNGLASSES 💅, CLOTHES, TRAVELS 4 TIMES A YEAR ✈️, DOESN'T HAVE RICH PARENTS, POSTING FANCY RESTAURANT & RESORTS ON IG ALL THE TIME 🏖️, OFTEN DISAPPEARS FOR A COUPLE DAYS.** MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES ALL OF IT... so awesome, I THINK I AM GONNA MARRY THIS WOMAN

LasyKuuga

Called the doctor about a broken toe . They just it’s not life threatening. FUCKER I KNOW ITS NOT LIFE THREATENING ITS A BROKEN TOE NOT A SEVERED ARTERY

GuyWhoSaysYouManiac

Yeah, straddles and strangles are delta neutral. However... You KNOW that volatility is going to raise, but the market doesn't, i.e. it's not priced in yet?

DeginGambler

My kids are growing up and my fully loaded Frontier I bought only 2 years ago is starting to seem too small. What could possibly go wrong with liquidating some of the port to upgrade to a fully loaded Titan? At least with a truck I will KNOW it's a depreciating asset.

Proper_Bonus6420

all of yall KNOW 🥭 will push this market up for the 4th AND 250 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 up and GREEN

yahooms

# DO YOU KNOW WHY NVDA IS PINNED? IT'S BECAUSE I AM HOLDING IT..... I AM TELLING YOU, AS SOON AS I CUT LOSS, THIS 💩 WILL FLY.... But guys, I can't afford any more realized loss. I am already deep 🩸 YTD in a seemingly bull market

yahooms

# I THOUGHT IT WAS A QUICK IN-AND-OUT. BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW, I AM NOW THE BAG HOLDER OF THE LARGEST COMPANY IN THE WORLD 😮‍💨 capital locked up, a 3% saving account is out performing me

darkandark

\^ This. I think fundamentally people are getting completely mixed up with 'words' when it comes to AI, LLMs and "backdoor". Not surprising since we're in a r/wallstreetbets and not a tech subreddit, so I don't expect people to be the most tech savvy. LLMs CAN have 'backdoors', but as u/Stabile_Feldmaus said, its not the same in the traditional sense. A backdoor is a literal, "back door". You have a secure datastore, but someone put a BACKDOOR for someone to just be able to bypass all security to get inside full access. An LLM backdoor is not the same. Not even close. An LLM backdoor is closer along the lines of: Data Poisoning, Weight Poisoning and Hidden State Manipulation. So say you have an LLM that has been trained to not do illegal shit like teach you how to pick locks or give sensitive information. A backdoor would be like word combo that then breaks any protection of safeguards trained or programmed in, so you can then start asking it shit it shouldn't be telling you. Where people are missing the link is that, that is literally where it ends. The LLM is fucking useless outside of the output it has given you. Input words goes in, output words comes out. It has no other fucking power outside of that. Just words. And at the end of the day, you're suppose to have a human VET the output ANYWAYS. Human-in-the-loop. It is only when you build an agent or connect MCP tools to it, is where it can do damage. And ANY dev worth his shit, would KNOW to highly restrict agent access! So yes, these Chinese models can have backdoors, but not in the traditional sense, and as long as you dont build an agent around it that has insane access to tools and shit, you're fine.

Sad_Till_1729

Everyone keeps parroting this argument over here. At the time where we all KNOW the world and the econony ARE facing issues much worse than concerns of rerirement... And then somehow their conclusion is to just keep pretending that is not the case. 🙄 If you knew climate change was real and would cause exactly what all the scientists are saying it will, in the coming decades already, how would you behave?

sirpoopsalot91

Did you KNOW that there is a “B” in Dumb!?!?!?

Background-Nothing71

This whole MU thing is kinda blowing my mind. I just cannot bring myself to get in at this point. I KNOW I will be the last regard to buy the tippity toppiest share

NonimiJewelry

OR YOU could YOU KNOW start AN ACTUAL COMPANY THAT MAKES MONEY

happy123z

WE KNOW! Jesus. We maybe dumb but we're not stupid.

WrexyWrex

"Quantum computers are already fulfilling tasks that would confound a conventional computer. Here's how they work, and who is leading the field" GHEY BEARS WILL KNOW THAT THEY ARE FUCKED WHEN THE NEXT SCAM RALLY STARTS!!!

That-SoCal-Guy

That's a poor argument and you know it. It's one thing if you don't know, but when you KNOW and you still willing buy and invest in that company especially one that a single person installs themself as the only voice (not just a CEO, but the majority owner of the company and chairman of the board, etc.) who brags about that every decision stops at him, then you are explicitly complicit. It's your money, do what you want. But to defend your decision by asking this asinine question, "Show me a company..." is willfully ignorant at best and maliciously aligned with said individual at worst. Bye.

Ok-End-3213

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

OrdinaryMix4013

#taco: I KNOW I MADE FUN OF SLEEPY WHEN HE USED AUTOPEN, BUT ITS COOL WHEN I DO IT. CALLS ON DOCUSIGN. THANK U.

FunCommand6604

It always feels rigged when you buy a call, it falls, you wait, you DCA, then it V's and stops right before your break even. HOW DOES IT KNOW

waterpup99

I KNOW. NOT THE POINT. CHRIST YOU ARE RETARDED. The original post was saying there isn't enough demand for outside parties to buy the excess compute spacex isn't using. There obviously is. The second spacex made colossus 1 available it was rented out in full at a PREMIUM price. Stop arguing this random ass point that has nothing to do with what op posted nor what I responded. Holy shit you're autistic. You realize you're arguing an irrelevant point over and over? God damn you're autistic people arojnd you must be miserable if you have this much difficulty following conversations in real life

OhhPeeee

Okay now I KNOW the top is in

NakedBat

again with these fucking posts… DUDE IT MAKES NO SENSE TO YOUR OLD ASS, JUST KNOW SOMETHING, SUPPLY AND DEMAND.

Ok_Annual7354

I KNOW there’s gotta be some big spcx loss porn. Where is it at

SwingLord420

Boy you KNOW I'm gonna double down on margin to buy puts on the way down.  I, regardedly, believe this company cannot actually survive the Elon is Jesus hype.  Seeing it implode...oh Lord how many tendies I shall print!! 

abroadbroadband

"enjoy a night filled with beautiful music from our talented U.S. Army and Marine Corps Military Bands (ONLY THE HITS THAT YOU KNOW AND LOVE!)" The hits?! This is exactly how an 80 year old man would talk 😂

thewimsey

>my opinion is that they locked me out for personal political reasons, as I've been very critical of a certain country and its activities in aspects of my life(won't name country here but you KNOW which one) No, it's not the fucking Jews.

Scipio5555

I just posted the edit to this post. I'll post here too UPDATE: I've gone to the local branch and they called fidelity, after long hold got someone who refused to say why my accounts closed, said it would not be able to reopen and is permanent( not that I'd want to) and that they can liquidate my assets then Call back in a few days to send the money back to my bank acc(thank god if true). Also to the idiots that think I did some sort of fraud/illegal activity and the funds could be locked because of that, And that big financial institutions are never wrong, reconsider your assumptions. I'd guess( correct me if wrong) that since they won't tell me why and I'm able to send the funds out, they know I've done nothing wrong and are kicking me out for other reasons. I will say something much of reddit hates to head, my opinion is that they locked me out for personal political reasons, as I've been very critical of a certain country and its activities in aspects of my life(won't name country here but you KNOW which one) and they've decided to blacklist me for that, as many others in the states have been blacklisted from financial institutions/ fired for such criticism, this isn't unprecedented. Sad this happened as I really wanted to do business with fidelity, But I'm unsure where to go from here. If I switch to a different institution will the same thing simply happend again? Who knows

Pamper69

And I will strike down upon bers with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. AND YOU WILL KNOW, HIS NAME IS **DONALD PUMP**, WHEN HE LAYS HIS VENGEANCE UPON YOU!

Hot_Philosopher_6558

\>so where is... I DONT KNOW MAN

aDUCKonQU4CK

XEQT is basically the definition of 'set it and forget it'. Enjoy the climbs and view the downturns as a yard sale because you KNOW it'll go back up. If XEQT fails, we'd have a lot bigger issues than money.

SteeveeReevee

Anyone who says SpaceX is overvalued by comparing it to other companies DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT: SpaceX has an infinite market ahead of it!

JcGoCrazy-

BARRON I KNOW YOU’RE HERE… GO GET 🥭’s PHONE AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!

ResultAfraid8340

need a tweet that says " USA USA!!! THE GREATEST STOCK MARKET, SOCCER (TEAM)YOU KNOW FOOTBALL AS SOME MAY SAY, AND SPACE PROGRAM REALLY REALLY SPECIAL, DEAL WITH OUR ENEMY IS BEING SIGNED NOW"

gthrees

i think it has to be a winning lottery ticket - the law of supply and demand for one thing it is very oversubscribed and large investors who want sizeable positions will be buying; for another, whatever the current demand is, there will be secondary and tertiary demands as index funds and the s&p are forced to include it in their inexes. how is it going to go down when investors KNOW that future demand will hit no matter what?

SameSpray5183

"How did you KNOW to pick the winning scratch off lottery ticket!?" DM me with advice.🤣

jinxy0320

You just KNOW this is setting up for the mother of all IPO pops for SpaceX tomorrow. Literally every variable has turned up bullish for them in the last month. The play has to be to dump your entire account on day 1 and hold for 2 weeks.

Sam_Vicious2

It's so bearish on SPCX in here that you KNOW that shit's gunna POP

Jerikolol

CAN IRAN FUCKING COMMENT? DO THEY KNOW THEY SIGNED A PEACE DEAL? ARE WE PAYING IRAN 100BILLION? ARE THEY TOLLING THE HUMUS STRAIGHT? WTF IS GOING ON??? stop the fomo and answer me this donnie, is this REAL THIS TIME??

sparkline1234567

In the industrial revolution, huge progress could be made very quickly because new machine tools and power sources could be invented and mass-produced and used to produce other machine tools, so the progress was recursive in a way that no previous technological leap achieved. Modern AI technologies can be used to design, optimize and deploy new AI technologies with a 100x faster feedback loop than for machine tools, and if you've been using AI tools hands-on for software development you KNOW how fast progress from something interesting to something genuinely useful has been in the past 24 months. If anything this progress will either continue or accelerate.

NewlyOld31

I just KNOW if I eat the loss on my futures and switch to a short position it will immediately start trending back upward. I'm stuck.

abroadbroadband

10k comments before lunch, that's how you KNOW WSB IS # HURTING. 😭😭😭😭

symplton

No I KNOW the casino isn't open yet, I just want to use the bathroom real quick!

dvdmovie1

"I've seen a lot of rumors on reddit" Reddit has become so much worse (especially in the last couple of years) for investment discussion than it was pre-covid, I don't know why anyone is going on rumors on here. "the decline in stocks today." We're down 1% in the S&P futures. Everyone wants to own all the popular stocks and be fully risk on and then there's a 1% down day and it's OMG DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT NEWS IS CAUSING THIS?

Wide_Egg_5814

I'm in MMA THEY DONT KNOW IM IN THE BUNDLE, no one tell the market makers

LarryBlink

Brother used Apple and AI in the same sentence, haha. MODS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

Mysterious-Device-53

I like this sub bc you all KNOW what's going to happen. Those jackass millionaire professionals only make predictions, LMAO

Muted_Wasabi_1284

If you ever think you’re stupid just go to 🌽subreddit bunch of people who KNOW it’s going to 250k lmfao

iShitBloodandCumShit

THATS MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU!!! *full sends the 50cal*

MrWalker-666

I keep reading over and over the SAME SHITE everywhere: Its overvalued a million times over / It's an Elon Scam / It will shoot to the moon and crater / The insiders will buy and then dump when it moons I don't dispute any of this, but it's like everyone wants to pile in and say the same obvious shit that the sky blue. WE ALL KNOW IT'S BLUE. This comment isn't intended to slam all of you - I want to get to the nitty gritty. If it was SO OBVIOUS, Then what is the end game by these evil bastards? By evil I am talking about Elon, the "insiders" that have this apparently "fucking crazy" opportunity to invest in this shit only to dump it on all us peasants? I mean really? We should all be worried - because WHEN this thing DOES DUMP, it will affect ALL OF US. Does not fucking matter if you didn't buy a single stock. All of your SP500 / 1000 funds/etfs and much more will crater along with it, because they will mostly be forced to include it and buy it into their portfolios. All of this amazing run we've had could be lost in the next few weeks. So again laugh at this post all you want, at the sheet regardation of it but you're buying into it too, whether you like it or not. But again to what end? For the insiders to just plain and simple make them even richer at our sacrifice? Whether you like the POTUS or not, he has less than 2.5y left - do you really think he WANTS this to crater the market? Yes we got people only interested in the money, like most of us are, but there is something else going on here my limited, pathetic peasant vision can't see.

fomoandyoloandnogrow

“Who are you people? Don’t you see the strength of the economy matters more than your meaningless options bet squabbles??” ***Meaningless huh? WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF MEANINGLESS?!*** ***Spend most your weeks watching these filthy gey bools get rich on Green Days. Watch your bear species dwindle to a handful. And THEN tell me what has more meaning than having puts on a 4.5% down day on the Nasdaq!*** ***I have in me the blood of a true gey bear. They do nothing but shitpost. Yet I’ve had to watch them grow their portfolios under endless fake deal tweets. My destiny thrown to the wayside.*** ***…They even had me convinced to buy calls once. These gey bools have stolen my honor. And their debts MUST BE PAID*** *NDX 28500 strike Jun 8th*

Goonslopenjoyer321

I KNOW, space x overvalued and still but you get to own shares of a freaking company that launches ROCKETS into space. really kinda of wanting to buy shares, unsure right now

Fritzkreig

**I KNOW**, people were still buying Thursday! Crossing me digits!

BobTulap

Buffet has been Scrooge McDucking for years now. You think 5% dip hurts? To quote an eloquent transwoman: "YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PAIN IS"

ProbablyAnFBIBot

>I'm being paid to teach a machine to do a Job that will eventually no longer require a human. Sure the costs of AI queries is becoming untenable, none of these companies are actually seeing a profit boost beyond cutting labor and assigning multiple roles to individuals to save further, but YOU DON'T KNOW HOW COOL THIS STUFF IS. Man, the indentured servants to the oligarchy actually think they are part of some revolution. Yeah, the revolution where you are useless lol 

aabbcc_gei

do you know that each time you lie, your skin turns more orangey ever so slightly. its easy to deduce from above fact about the orangest person you see next time  THE MORE YOU KNOW ☝️🤓

Cygnaris

I KNOW when I want to MAKE AN ARGUMENT VALID I just HIGHLIGHT WORDS in all CAPS.

ThatOneRedditBro

"bigly missiles are going off at each other but I PROMISE WE ARE SUPER DUPER CLOSE FOR REALSEEZ THIS TIME ON A DEAL. BELIEVE IT. THE MARKET WILL BOOM LIKE ITS NEVER BOOMED BEFORE. IRANS NAVY HAS BEEN SUNK! ROSIE IS FAT AND UGLY. IF THE MARKET GOES DOWN, ITS All Barrack HUSEEEEEEEEN Obama's fault. BIDEN AND OBAMA ECONOMY. BELIEVE ME. I KNOW PEOPLE. SMART PEOPLE. NOT THE REGARDS IN THIS SUB, BUT SMART PEOPLE."

Micheal_Hancho

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a saber tooth tiger?? >!I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU BETTER KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOUR ASS!<

Sircho

AVGO is a great company, they are extraordinary. They have done great things and I KNOW that in the next few weeks after I buy more, following this DIP, they will go to the moon (or back). Thank you for your attention on this matter.

Gom_KBull

Calzones are pizzas downgraded to empanadas. THE MORE YOU KNOW

Gom_KBull

Calzones are pizzas downgraded to empanadas. THE MORE YOU KNOW

Eddyrancid

So grim, just hammering lower and lower...and I KNOW that not even 1% isn't that bad...but no one told my calls

CriticalAnybody6686

Wait wait, how do I get in on the bottom of Skynet? I NEED TO KNOW KYLE R.!!!

ChiTownHoosier

If you ever listen to Cathy Wood speak, you think…god damn, this is the dumbest person to ever manage money…. Then, you learn about Michael Saylor and you KNOW you’re listening to the dumbest person in the history of the financial world as we know it.

Mysterious-Device-53

Oh, well apparently people do KNOW, Lmao

rollinhating

i swear these "analysts" KNOW the numbers gonna be above their estimates, they just put them lower so they can pump their portfolios.

Dry_Bar_4965

DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO READ INCOME STATEMENTS? $SPCE had $1.3 million in revenue and have gross profit of -$80 million and operating income of -$262 million. This is 100% going to dump when the institution buy enough PUTS.

Smurf_Crime_Scene

They KNOW it's SpaceX 

SetRestart

I KNOW BECAUSE WE ARE PUMPING https://preview.redd.it/p83zx8qigo4h1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8354795b9795d92d9f0920903d828918e1d9770c

crvarporat

I JUST KNOW STOCKs ONLY GO UP

JohanLiebert92

THE MARKET IS A CASINO AND THEY KNOW IT! "The SEC and FINRA officially approved the elimination of the Pattern Day Trader (PDT) rule. The longstanding $25,000 minimum equity requirement and the "four trades in five business days" restriction are gone, replaced by a real-time risk margin system. Accounts will only require the standard $2,000 margin minimum. Effective Date: The new rule framework officially takes effect on June 4, 2026."

joshTheGoods

The $39/head/month Copilot thing is not all you can eat ... Only GPT5 mini is unlimited access, everything else you have limits and overage rates IIRC. They make it hard to know what you're buying with the "premium requests" model, but it's definitely not unlimited. > We don't have KPI's for AI usage We've debated this internally for months now (with no end in sight). My argument is that even if people are using our LLM accounts for personal projects over the weekend, they are learning to use these tools while they do it and that experience is invaluable when they show up on monday to do work that benefits the company directly. We're in a race to turn our already excellent engineers into even better engineers in the same way you might take a squad of A+ musketeers and end up in an existential race to see who can learn to use a modern AR first with the consequences of failure being quite obvious. In that situation, do you not want a KPI for number of rounds fired from an AR even if they're doing it over the weekends hunting hogs on their property or whatever? Obviously my COO not super pleased when she sees one engineer spend 1k over the weekend in API usage and immediately she's wondering what we paid for him to build, but in a world where my engineers could go work at a FAANG for 20% more cash, I have to latch on to any benefit I can provide my guys, and at this point access to all of the best models at any time is becoming a form of secondary comp. At the end of the day, API usage has become a KPI if only because my CEO is always desperate for evidence my guys are kicking ass because we're fully remote and it's super hard to judge engineering efficacy in all setups. I shield my team from that bullshit, but I still have to have that argument at least once a quarter ("how can we measure productivity of your team?" ... "how many times do I have to tell you that will never fucking work?"). Now, I point to API usage and say: look, we can see Engineer X went on a coding binge this weekend, now look at all of the tickets that got updated, you KNOW engineer X is working AND you have a rough approximation for how big that work was (how many tokens used) as long as you assume all work via LLMs is valuable to the company even if not directly applied to company owned software/docs/processes, you have a legit metric to use that is actually comparable across teams. On top of that, we have internal MCP server setup that let's engineers/support read our internal systems for various purposes (logs, various knowledge bases, etc) and we can look at MCP tool calls for an even better proxy for "work relating to the business" our of not just engineers but technical analysts and sales/marketing. All of this is actually part of a larger argument over monitoring of usage. We _could_ very easily log and evaluate peoples' prompts. I used my exec veto on that shit specifically because of my position on personal use. I can't tell my guys they're free to use it as they will and also say we're evaluating every prompt for value to the company. Anyway, this turned into a novel. Happy to go further on the debate about LLM usage as a KPI and why that has actually been working quite well for me and the various arguments I've faced over it coming out of the business side of the company.