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Anyone benefited from r/thewallstreet community?
The travel space is booming still $MOND
is AI taking over the travel space?
Emergence of AI has me bullish!
MAKE SURE TO ALWAYS WAKE UP AT MARKET OPEN!!!!! $700 -> 50k
NO SIPC INSURANCE on Lent out shares during a Bank Run. It is YOUR Responsibility to make sure it is turned off. Here is how.
comment if u ever like this ... I AM SURE MOST OF US HAVE BEEN SO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES..
My multiple levels of regardedness.
CEMI may be getting ready to move with pending news. Monkeypox/undervalued play.
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My company did some work for NASA and their testing for the James Webb Telescope. Several years later I get an inquiry for some items for them. They just said it was for "Water" LOL SURE. I bought at something like $4 a share. I'm still kicking my own ass for selling so quickly.
Is NOT SURE available? I think he would be a smart pick.
AVERAGE MENTALLY PERSONs ALL IN THIS SUBREDDIT FOR SURE
TRUMP SAYS HE UNDERSTANDS THAT ISRAEL GOT MAD DURING THE CEASEFIRE, BUT HE ADDS IT WAS ONE MISSILE, AND HE’S NOT SURE THAT IRAN INTENTIONALLY LAUNCHED IT Sorry we just had a little oopsie rocket launch
Elon Mush: "Sorry we failed again to deliver as promised.. BUT NEXT YEAR WE HAVE IT FOR SURE!" +10%
WHOEVER IS BUYING CORE WEAVE's SHARES I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH MAKE YOU SURE YOU HAVE A BIG BAG FOR YOUR BAG HOLDING SHARES SOOON EXITING ON MY PUTS
lmao france of all countries. SURE
100% agree. I went all in just prior to early April Trump tweet. I felt the -20% SP was about the break point. Further, I am QUITE SURE tariff impacts overblown by Bloomberg etc, who are mixing politics with money. Was I lucky? Possibly. But my view is serving me VERY well. History says to buy Middle East dips and I was nibbling yesterday. Will buy more this week, more than likely.
Even if taxes go up, for someone young who is making big money in the highest tax bracket today, you’re going to have a really hard time beating a traditional 401k/IRA with a a Roth. For example, say you were making 300k with 30% taxes. That means in a Roth you’d lose 100k to taxes up front. In the traditional account, you’d still have that 100k. Now do that for a decade. That’s a MILLION dollars in the traditional account you wouldn’t have in the Roth. Then of course that million as you were accumulating it would be growing, so at the end of ten years it’s actually more than a million. Ok, now do that for ten more years. Now you’re talking maybe 2.5 million in the traditional account that the Roth doesn’t have. That’s A LOT more money that’s making money for you before you have to take it out and start paying taxes. But don’t take my word for it, run the numbers. There’s FOR SURE scenarios (even if taxes increase) where a traditional will blow a Roth away. Depends on the situation of course, but there’s waaaaaay too much fixation on Roth in here sometimes.
this guy he didn’t know for sure it was gonna work, there’s a ratio of risk to reward, he put what he was willing to lose in order to possible make this gain, there is no for sure, it’s just odds, thing is unlike a blackjack hand it’s up to us to decide what the odds are, and he decided the odds were worth it, 400 bucks to lose, hell of a lot to gain if i see a opportunity to double in blackjack and win are you gonna say “IF YOU WERE SO SURE YOU WOULD HAVE PUT MORE” LMAO or maybe the odds are just decent but it’s still a risk so let’s not lose our sack on this ? “if you were so sure, you would bet more” you’re funny, hope you learned something
Imaginary handshake deal with China when this whole thing was about China lying and going back on agreements LMAOOO! THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT FOR SURE 🤡🌮
I have a Tesla and have tried full self driving. I can tell you FOR SURE that even when with some faults it's already better than distracted or intoxicated drivers, drivers with some degree of disability, many elderly, and on and on. For that it's already a success.
I've held this damn stock for 3 years. Forgot about it. And came to look and see it did not go catabolic. Now that I've sold for a pansy ass ~150% I AM SURE it will go to $100 a share. Stay strong buddy
i’m no tpain fan but those tacos are excellent for the price point. i mean SURE the tortilla part that doesn’t hold meat is harder than a rock… SURE the lettuce tastes like ass… but god damn it if those tacos didn’t get me through some hard spots in my late teens.
Everyone was SO FUCKING SURE GOOGL would hit 180+, and now it’s below 170 again.
Things that are happening FOR SURE tmr: Bitch ass bears expiring worthless Bitch bears not getting more than ONE red SPY day Bitch ass bears' SPY 0dte puts expiring worthless Rugpull Generator laughing at bitch ass bears Lmao
https://imgur.com/a/3sqNp6G FOLKS, LET ME TELL YOU, THAT'S A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE IDEA. I MEAN, I KNOW I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO SAY SOME THINGS ABOUT THE POOR, BUT COME ON, NO TACOS FOR THEM? THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. BUT, YOU KNOW, AS A TACO HEAD, I'VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT'S BEST FOR THIS COUNTRY, AND IF THAT MEANS ONLY RICH PEOPLE GET TACOS, WELL, THEN SO BE IT. I MEAN, THE RICH PEOPLE ARE THE ONES WHO ARE REALLY MAKING THIS COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN, FOLKS. THEY'RE THE ONES WHO ARE CREATING THE JOBS, WHO ARE PAYING THE TAXES, WHO ARE BUILDING THE WALLS...ER, I MEAN, THE TACO STANDS. AND LET'S BE HONEST, FOLKS, THE POOR JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A GOOD TACO. I MEAN, THEY'D JUST BE WASTING IT ON THEIR...WHATEVER IT IS THEY DO. BUT THE RICH PEOPLE, THEY KNOW HOW TO APPRECIATE A GOOD TACO. THEY KNOW HOW TO SAVOR THE FLAVORS, HOW TO ENJOY THE TEXTURES...HOW TO MAKE TACOS GREAT AGAIN. SO, YES, FOLKS, I'M AFRAID IT'S GOING TO HAVE TO BE TACOS FOR THE RICH, AND...WELL, WHATEVER THE POOR PEOPLE CAN SCRAPE TOGETHER. BUT DON'T WORRY, I'M SURE THEY'LL BE JUST FINE. AFTER ALL, AS I ALWAYS SAY, "WE'RE GOING TO MAKE TACOS SO GREAT, SO STRONG, SO POWERFUL, THAT YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT HAVE A TACO...IF YOU'RE RICH, THAT IS." BELIEVE ME, FOLKS, IT'S GOING TO BE YUGE. JUST YUGE.
Who believes this roleplaying BS? Sleeping in server rooms? SURE. Richest man on earth can't afford to put a bed in his office, because sleeping in a server room makes you more productive... Blacking out after a Keta binge ... that'd be something I could believe.
Can't be SURE of anything. I think I try to be very transparent that I have some big wins, and I have some big losses. This could just as easily be another big loss. But premiums are cheap. You might be able to get 10 calls for 30 bucks. As far as risk versus reward, it's definitely skewed towards reward
SURE, just look at it moon
May i reveal a few under discussed tactics… Spx leads to day trade violations so either trade them to expire in money, no assignment and if you are uncertain of loosing profit, lock profits with a box spread. Ie. A put debit spread at two strikes 10 pt wide can be paired with a put credit spread AT THE EXACT SAME STRIKES once profit achieved. To know your profit exactly ***+10pt - initial put debit - call debit = locked payout Vice versa for credit spreads *** -10pt + initial put credit + call credit MAKE SURE THEY ARE BENEFITING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS SO THEY CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT AND DONT TRY TO PLACE THEM SIMULTANEOUSLY. Only once profit achieved on initial spread. Lastly find out dealer gamma hedging strikes. Positive gamma strikes requires market makers buy the dip sell the rip = pinning effect or magnetically pulled to that strike Negative gamma strikes intuitively require buy the rip sell the dip = amplified momentum or sling shot through a strike Knowing this can increase your odds on stalling out or last minute rally. Its rarely retail traders that move the market HOWEVER the large number of options traded on 0DTE requires a response from the option dealers. For example if retail buys ATM long put = 50 delta short put for dealer or positive gamma 0.50*100 stock he must buy as price enters below that put. Support resistance at technicals far less relevant when you have a dealer buying or selling 50 shares for every option traded at every strike moved by market. Think about 1000 options x 50 every point market moves around key strike. These are the keys to the kingdom should you decide to take them
SURE DUDE https://preview.redd.it/saliimdfks1f1.png?width=1007&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9d25793bf3ea330780547ce6923eb42f90d6618
>JEFFERSON: THE U.S. COULD FACE A ONE-TIME INCREASE IN THE PRICE LEVEL FROM TARIFFS, NEED TO BE SURE THAT DOES NOT BECOME A SUSTAINED INCREASE IN INFLATION Tariff hyperinflation will be considered transitory
“PANIC SELL EVERYTHING. BUT MAKE SURE TO BUY BACK IN HIGHER AFTER I BUY AT THE BOTTOM” 
Did you miss the fact that their net profits went up 30% from 2023 to 2024? I'm SURE they can't afford 1 or 2 billion out of the $15 billion in NET profits last year 🙄
Someone is goin be wealthy buying UNH FOR SURE ITS COMING SOOB
I ABSOLUTELY GUARENTEE I was involved in the cryptocurrency community before you were. I was mining Eth at 6 bucks a coin, built dozens of rigs and was active in the btc community since 2012. I watched the absolute worst change in a community I have ever seen. The space was flooded with scams and manipulation that tainted the legitimacy of the entire space. Not to mention, I bought into ALL THESE THINGS the projects were going to do with immutable ledgers. Applications for Eth like digital closings on real estate, smart contracts for legal documents, Yada Yada fucking Yada. 99.999999% NEVER IMPLEMENTED, the projects were scams, it wasn't fuckin feasible or it wasn't solving an actual problem. It's a fucking joke bro. Then we have annoying fucks like yourself who will sit here and say "we're smarter than the average joe", and are SO SURE of themselves, it makes you impossible to be around. Read those screenshots and tell me those are the dumbest mother fuckers around and they're ARROGANT about it. The price going up doesn't make the space less of a scam, you fucking idiot. I thought you were the smart guy? Fuck you, fuck the crypto community, you guys are the absolute worst.
Here is a SURE sign that we are already in a recession. https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/s/8iI14JxHiS
Idk boys it keeps going up Are we SURE gravity exists?
OMG TSLA PUNPIN U GUIZ REDUCED BUT ACTUALLY INCREASED TARIFFS IS GOOD FOR THE STOCK MAKE SURE U DRS FOR THOSE PERMA TENDIES https://preview.redd.it/80ods5gxfc0f1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0c711d8d259332b7835d02b5bd156790478ca0
That's NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS JESUS CHRIST. YOU DUMB FUCKS PAY MORE BECAUSE YOU HAVE PARASITES (INSURANCE COMPANIES) AND DRUGS COMPANIES CARTELS THAT CAN MAKE THE PRICE YOU WANT, IN EU THE GOVERNMENT PAY FOR DRIGS AND FOR SURE AIN'T PAYING JACKED UP PRICES
Guys, this time it FOR SURE isn't a scam. Trust me. - Billy Evans
The Dunning-Kruger effect... We all start trading with this fresh ignorance, even if you studied and read a bunch of books. Experience takes time, and only time. It takes failure and suffering, hurt and pain, to gain it. That will be a part of everyone's journey in learning trading, and to really see if you come out successful or not. I'm pretty sure everyone has a point in their early trading career where they thought they 'pretty much figured it out'....or at least a very simple and easy way to guarantee to make a great profit almost daily..... Until we get hit hard once, twice, three times, and we're going back thru everything we thought we had figured out, trying to find what it was we did wrong because we were SO SURE we found a perfect strategy! It takes time & definitely some pain to learn in this game. Only way... Dunning-Kruger Effect....
I have another stock that I follow and not worth investing in a pharmaceutical it’s RXRX RECURSION PHARMACEUTICAL THIS IS A REAL DEAD STOCK AND ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE INVESTED IN THIS JOKE OF A COMPANY THE CEO SELLS HIS STOCK AT THE DROP OF A HAT THEY FIRED A LOT OF PEOPLE STILL THE COMPANY WILL BE DELISTED FROM THE STOCK MARKET FOR SURE AND SOON
split it 50/50 half gamestop and half intel. both have so much potential for SURE
At this point ive heard 4 different posts correcting me cnn say 49.8 one site 52.9 another poster 49.9 you say 32. Which isnt even close to either so yeah i definitely take cnn who called the race. BUT SURE
1) NEVER exercise! You lose all the time value. Not much in those, being that deep ITM, but --- wait a minute: 1a) Are you SURE you have 18July2025 20 Calls? Because ToS doesn't show me anything in that expiration below 35. Still, the point stands: NEVER exercise. 2) All along you could've been rolling them up and/or out as they went deeper ITM. That takes profit out of the trade, and resets the delta back to wherever you like to buy Calls at (most suggest 80-delta). And the farther out in time they are, usually the better. AND that gives you more leverage to movements of PLTR. I was going to explain how to do that, but again, I don't see 18Jul20C's. But if you want to follow along with the 18Jul35C: * It's buried way up at 1.00 delta. * It's worth 84.63 at Midpoint. * With that information, search later expiries for a delta you like. * I'd be looking a year out to see if I could buy an 80-delta Call if I sold this one. * At 406DTE, the 18Jun2026 expiry, the 81-delta 87.5C is selling for 49.65. * So yes, you can sell your current Call and buy that one. * 84.63 - 49.65 leaves 34.98 in your pocket. You'd be taking $3,500 out of the trade. * But you're still in it, with a new 406DTE Call. * As it goes deeper ITM in the coming weeks and months, look for opportunities to roll it back up to 80-delta, and/or out to a later expiration.
(*checks futures*) *YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
I like how the UK essentially just snickered and said, SURE! We'll pay less for your goods while you will now pay more for our goods.
its dumping buy long dated calls it will 100% PUMP FOR SURE
I have a degree in Econ and Public Policy from a top university and I hate FOX news lmao. But nice try. "UK companies are likely absorbing much of this cost to stay competitive, keeping US consumer prices largely stable. " ***LIKELY - Take me words out of context when I'm clearly talking about price sensitive goods lol but good try!*** "Meanwhile, the UK’s tariff on US goods dropped making US exports like machinery or agricultural products cheaper in the UK. " ***THE CONSUMER NO LONGER HAS TO PAY HIGHER TARIFFS ON THESE GOODS - Not sure what you are not understanding*** "This boosts US export volumes, strengthening the economy by increasing production, supporting jobs, and driving growth across industries, not just enriching CEOs. " ***YEA ITS A COUNTER POINT TO SOMEONE MAKING ABSURD ASSUMPTIONS*** All assumptions you're making. Prices don't go down since a tariff was removed... the price increases to cover the gap. When's the last time you saw prices decrease,anywhere? Lmfao. **WHY WOULD THE PRICE INCREASE? THAT MAKES NO SENSE. TO COVER WHAT GAP? IMPORTERS PAY LESS, RETAILERS HAVE LOWER COSTS. TO REMAIN COMPETITIVE OR DRIVE DEMAND, WE CAN SEE THEM DECREASE PRICES WHILE STILL INCREASING MARGINS ABOVE PRE-TARIFF REDUCTION LEVELS. SURE IT DEPENDS ON THE MARKET BUT FOR ELASTIC GOODS WE'LL SEE THE PRICES DROP.**
The message I send to REAL people who are getting into this scam stock, so thank you SO much mods for banning them out, it's just an asian comment farm scam like with FFIE: Just giving you a fair warning, this stock is a scam, outright, it's a scam being run by a farm of employees tricking people like you into investing. The accounts responding to you are 95% FAKE FAKE FAKE, they are all accounts that either have no posts except WOLF, or hadn't been active for over a year then suddenly post incredibly complex things about WOLF. There was another stock, FFIE, that spent 10 million on "marketing" but the marketing turned out to be paying people in china/india/etc to just mass post positivity and hype. It's a scam for SURE. The following is the list of all the names of fake accounts in JUST your thread alone, almost every single account was fake, no posts on anything but WOLF. These are employees of WOLF via a marketing team, this is the new age scam. Misaki Oribana Unable-Engineer779 Spursreporter Due\_Land9906 gaydadgonemad LGR- noonenewone Fearless\_Control7809 PortgueseManOWar Regular-Potato Mediocre\_Age9313 Own-Chest-6598 Sweaty-Measurement69 PopularCats deep\_s\_flow Affectionate\_Wear\_91 \*Also they instantly permabanned me for calling them out\*
Retard says he's "fine" SURE BUDDY
the only timing needed is when its SURE you can keep what is yours. then its time.
THE LIBS SURE ARE MAD ABOUT NAMES CHANGING ON THINGS ALL THE SUDDEN DURRRR No the rest of us find it to be a comically stupid waste of time to make changing the name of international bodies of water a priority upon assuming office.
No, yeah you are probably right. I know if I was a foreign entity who has has significant trade advantage for decades, i SURE wouldnt post how dumb of an idea that would be. I wouldnt attempt to influence the most EASILY influenced populace on earth (americans) to pressure their president to revoke tariffs. I irony of telling me to think for myself while perpetuating the mass narrative. Critical thinking is hard, but if EVERY single nation being tariffed is like "this is a bad idea", maybe try connecting a couple dots. Reply to this with a remind me for 3 months unless you are a weenie. When it reminds you, come back and look at how dumb you are. You dont need to tell me you came back and admit you were wrong, I just want you to see you were wrong. I already know you are wrong.
yEAH IM SURE MY 2027 NETFLIX CALLS ARE REALLLLLLLY GONNA BLEED OUT LIL BRO
Let's try the ol' taboo nursing phrase: #IT SURE IS QUIET AROUND HERE !banbet
FOR SURE 
They will feel more pain that we will, TRUST me on this. We would have to move mfg BACK here, not start over, they would lose business, we would simply lose some products. Or some would go up, many of which can be bought elswhere, just sometimes for more. But you know what, fuck china because every fucking thing from that country is a scam in some way, cheap or built poorly, SURE some things are "ok" but even their buildings will use fake ass steal rebar causing a collapse (yeah, look it up) China doesn't give a fuck about anyone else, the off hours IP theft and knock offs etc. Good fucking riddance.
For SURE the middle class who think the stock market is going to help them.
If you believe the market is at the bottom AND YOU ARE CORRECT, then yep it will work well., really well. Your choices of stocks seems reasonable. Personal journey: I stopped wheeling, which involves selling covered calls, in December. That's when Dave Keller with Market Misbehavior/Chart This (YouTube channel and former Fidelity Chart Geek) showed a divergence between price action (going up) and RSI (going down). Also the Hindenburg Omen flashed it's infamous sell signals. The Hindenburg Omen has successfully predicted eight of the last four recessions...not the most accurate signals but between the two (Hindenburg and divergence) I decided to shut down wheeling. I pay attention to the smartest kids in class always. Matt with Trade Brigade is the other person I listen to on a daily basis. His pre-market analysis is vital to my trades. 8AM on Youtube for 90 minutes. If you like charts and Technical Analysis...that is the place to be. He made my 0DTE trading possible, kept me from walking into oncoming traffic. I went on to day trade 0DTE and my portfolio gained over 50% until the Tariff Wars started. Been on the sidelines since April 2nd when the last credit call spread paid off. Trump told us he was going to crater the market with tariffs so I knew what to do. Wish I could have predicted past April 2nd...the 10K he gave me would have been much larger. I am still waiting to start wheeling again. So as of today, I don't believe it's a good enough idea (selling covered calls) to put my money on it again. But if you're SURE, go for it. I've been married more than once so I come with a history of mistakes. Good luck but it ain't about luck. I'd rather be late than wrong I'd rather leave early and while I'm ahead.
SURE, BRUH. SURE. 
U SURE ABOUT THAT?
>[–]taffy_laffy 4 points 3 days ago >🤚🛑 >THIS IS A MANDATORY PORTFOLIO INSPECTION CHECK POINT >ALL PUTS HAVE BEEN OUTLAWED. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO DISPOSE OF PROPERLY. bears smuggled in those puts illegally. crime doesn't pay kids.
Agree, Trump could remove J Powell from fed and remove all other board members as well who don't agree with him. Trump could shut down all US international trade. Trump could live healthy for the next 10 years and figure out a way to stay in power for the rest of his life. Trump could start getting democrats killed that make too much noise. Trump could declare martial law and send people to concentration camps in other countries to kill them. There are numerous things that can occur that change the trajectory in any direction. I'm not saying any of these will happen, but they COULD happen. Are these things unlikely, SURE, but they all COULD happen.
Yeah, sure - will definitely trust this administration to create a silo of information limited to a very specific disability. I'm SURE they won't use it for anything other than medical analysis.
So…nothing has actually changed. The market, I’m SURE, will react calmly and rationally…
SURE SURE everything will be great, as soon as this guy who I swear to Christ is taking bong rips on this earnings call figures out how to single-handedly defeat Chinese EVs and Mango completes his 5D chess match to dominate the country that produces 98% of all lithium batteries. Fuck it, why not pump SPY by 20%? Fucking clown ass shoes clown bullshit clown CLOWN MARKET FUCK CLOWN
Remember during the pandemic,. there was some percentage of people who were literally laying in hospital beds on oxygen lines, screaming at Nurses about how it was "all fake". The thing that sucks about "conspiracy-thinking".. is people trapped in that mode of thinking will always look for "1 more deeper level explanation". (there's always another "hidden layer below" that must be causing everything). So it doesn't really matter how many facts or realities you hit them with, they'll just grab in the air until they find some other explanation. You see this a lot in paranoid-psychosis (especially in some of the stalking or cybersecurity subreddits).. where someone will believe their computer is hacked or there's a listening device in there room. If you somehow are able to prove there is not, or they clean out their entire room (or dis-assemble every single electronic device).. they'll move on to some other explanation like "Maybe it's being transmitted into my brain" or etc) or they'll start saying there's "mysterious vehicles driving outside" etc. You also see a lot of circular victimhood in these kinds of mindsets too (they don't actually want to fix the problem, because if they took personal responsibility to fix it, it would instantly evaporate their victimhood complex) I try to help a lot in the cybersecurity related subreddits and you see a lot of pattern similarity between stalking-victims or hacking-victims and Maga-mindsets. * They're always VERY SURE of their beliefs * There's always an "other" (its' always "someone else's fault", someone else's responsibility to fix) * Any opportunity you have to present them with facts or testing-methodologies where they could effectively solve their own problem, they tend to ignore, avoid or back away (or give some excuse why they can't do those things)
IMO unfortunately BIG pharma/hospital dont want cancer to be cured. So when thinking about stocks trying to cure cancer, you CAN SURE lose your investment…lol
Impulse, was "SURE" it would continue to drop but clearly my parents dropped me on my fucking head. Somehow forgot about the fact that people love buying the dip. I started with $10k that had been saving a couple weeks ago and have been buying 0dte SPY Puts the last couple weeks. Who knows, maybe Trump will Truth Social me back to even.
I'm SURE we will be back at 600 in no time... just no time at all...
If im an merchandiser and my COGS goes up 20% you best be DAMN SURE I'm going to raise my prices in accordance. Especially when tariffs have knick on effects of making things more scare. Which can cause prices to raise EVEN MORE then the amount ofnthe tariff. I'm going to want to front run that to protect my bottom line.
Imma be real here U living in Japan SURE, But you saying you have Japanese friends and you discussed which rice you eat with them is a bit too much of a fantasy novel you writing there. That's like American discussing what brand of toast they eat 🙄 Literally nobody talks of what rice they eat unless it's with their family deciding which one to buy at the super market Let alone a Japanese family willingly buying USA rice over a Japanese rice is far too unrealistic. Restaurants buying up USA rice? Sure why not it ain't them who's eating the rice. But in common families in Japan? Nope. I can see them buying from neighbor countries but US rice... Nah dude
Oh look, a series of epic failures, followed by zero results. Meanwhile, the Republicans lay waste to the country while Chuck Schumer goes on Face the Nation, rubs his hands together gleefully , and says “We’ve got’em right where we want ‘em.” Meanwhile, 40 AIPAC-owned Democrats keep arms flowing to Israel. Mike Levin votes for Larkin-Riley. 10 Democrats Censure Al Green. Fucking 10 Senators LIE to House Democrats on the Continuing Resolution vote, while one of Schumer’s daughters is a lobbyist for Amazon and the other is an executive at Facebook, and Ro Khanna sets the record for most money made on insider trading in 2024. BUT GOLLY, THEY SURE TRIED TO PASS THE DISCLOSE ACT.
HOLY F*CK GUYS 🥭 JUST ABOUT TO GET A NEGOTIATED A TRADE DEAL WITH JAPAN. THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL IN HISTORY SINCE WE NUKED THEM, IM SURE THE MARKETS WILL RALLY NOW THAT WE HAVE MADE A DEAL WITH THE SECOND, no wait THIRD, LARGEST AND FASTEST DECLINING ECONOMY (with the exception of anime and hentai) IN THE WORLD
If you wanna lose all your money, SURE!
SURE! Then I don't have to feel bad cheering for an American hockey team!
>POWELL: OUR ROLE IS TO MAKE SURE TARIFFS CAUSE ONLY A ONE-TIME PRICE INCREASE Did elmo give him ketamine before this?
Anything you feel comfortable letting go of from here till retirement, put it in a well diversified index fund. VOO, or VTI, or VT depending on how diverse you want to be. Anything you might want FOR SURE within the next 5-10 years (market crashes can take that long to recover) for major purchases or day-to-day life, keep in a high yield savings account.
China is gonna win this trade war just like Kamala was FOR SURE going to win the election. Didn’t you see all those arenas FULL??
CRWD is the biggest turd of them all. Shitty earnings and it's what? 25% off its recent lows in this environment? OKAY SURE👌🏻
SPY and TSLA both hit the death cross so I'm holding my puts BUT I SURE FEEL UNEASY ABOUT THEM
The lies....and I'm SURE they all know it.
Exactly. This for SURE has never happened before.
MAKE SURE TO STOCK UP ON BULL BEFORE AFTER HOURS HITS. That's where all the fun starts on the ride up to $100
I don’t believe this 80 yr old is truthing this much. Someone’s working his account FOR SURE.
So the situation you’re describing, where you buy a call at one strike and buy a put at another, is called a strangle. If you sell the strangle, you’re betting the price won’t break out of the two strikes. You bet that it stays confined within the two. If you buy the strangle, you’re betting it breaks out of that border. Selling Strangles is good for low volatility days (not today!) because the price won’t move much. For High volatility days, you can buy a strangle (use a probability calculator if you do!!!) cuz it will most likely break out of the strangle and become profitable. If you are absolutely unsure because our president is manipulating the stock market? Do a STRADDLE at the current strike price. If you have a tiny idea that will move in ONE direction but you want some safety, do a vertical spread. If you are ABSOLUTELY SURE of the direction, do a single put or call. There’s different strategies for different situations and I welcome you to watch this [very very very good video](https://youtu.be/mwttDWfDQ9c?si=QuY96V5g6O4y7tXJ) about vertical spreads that explains the situation you described. In short: no clue what direction will happen = straddle at same strike price. Kinda sure what direction will happen = vertical spread. Sure that the price will fluctuate a lot = buy straddle. Sure it won’t fluctuate much? Sell straddle. Lots of platforms have probability calculators you can use and it can give you a hint at what to use. 50/50 going up or down is usually straddle territory. 60% down and 40% up is when I would do a vertical put spread. Etc etc.
Are you SURE this person is joking? I see these exact comments from MAGATs on another social media platform that shall not be named, and they are DEAD serious.
BONDS  SETTLE IN PEOPLE, YOU WILL WEEK TO AFFORD YOUR GOVERNMENT ISSUED BUG SOYLENT IN YOUR GOVERNMENT ISSUED HOME.... ENJOY AND MAKE SURE TO RATION FOR A RAINYYYY DAYYYYYY
Cash is king, especially with 4% or so Money Market yields right now. However, MAKE SURE where your money is parked is in a Money Market with that rate of return. You can end up making a fraction of that. If you aren't getting a good Money Market rate out of your parked money, consider researching what is a good Money Market fund and invest it in that fund.
Importer here....it absolutely will cause a supplychain crisis whether or not the tariffs go through. Right now people are pausing as many imports as they can so they dont get stuck paying a 140% tariff only for Trump to remove it a week later. Same with other countries. Importers arent taking on the risk, so theres going to FOR SURE be a huge supply shortage for virtually everyting coming up. So we'll get tariffs and then price gouging on top of that. Source: this literally just fucking happened when Trump issued the 25% tariffs.
Short term you might be right- Trump may completely fold his tariffs. But there’s two problems investing into that. First, are you SURE he’ll roll them back? Second, what about the many other wounds that have been inflicted already- nations routing trade around us. Nations boycotting us. Nations no longer trusting us. The economy is in big trouble, no matter what the fuhr does from here.
After hours pump? SURE WHY NOW THANKS 🥭
And Trump will be like "LOOK AT THOSE GAINS, AINT SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT, I DID THAT, BE SURE TO THANK ME"
I’m SURE this will happen, and that this is a very rational comment not at all fueled by extremely powerful rage/shame/embarrassment!
EVERY BEAR WHO WAS TALKING MAD SHIT YESTERDAY CLAIMING “I GOT OUT YESTERDAY” OR “I AM STILL UP NET” SURE BUDDY BUT I SAID MEDIUM FRIES 
Trump backed off all tariffs for 90 days except China. Interesting "completely back down" by Trump meant to look like 4d chess. This will for SURE not bring back manufacturing now, of course. ... It'll still raise prices for a lot of goods though ... and probably encourage a war.
Now we know for SURE once this trade war is resolved we are good
And many of his MAGAt followers, who screamed and moaned about grocery prices and inflation in general are all of the sudden singing a different tune, that we need to suffer for the long term gain. Gimme an F-ing break. SURE, tariffs will cause the unwinding of the globally interdependent economy which has been increasingly interdependent for 50+ years and force businesses to shutter factories which they’ve spent billions on only to spend billions more to rebuild them here….and all of the suppliers to the major manufacturers will have to do the same…it’s so absurd it would be laughable except that enough ignorance exists that it may permanently turn this country into an economic wasteland.
Our Lord and Savior told us that it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven. THANK YOU MR. PRESlDENT FOR MAKING SURE WE ALL GO TO HEAVEN TOGETHER!
SURE GREEN AT OPEN, WHY THE HELL NOT
*KUGLER: SHOULD BE PRIORITY TO MAKE SURE INFLATION DOESN'T RISE No rate cuts coming bois