TWO

fartpooppee420

ALIENS stole the sperm directly from my balls TWO WEEKS AGO and I have not produced any sperm SINCE!!

Key_Lifeguard_8659

Ahh, the famous "TWO WEEKS." ....where have I heard that before? That's the biggest indicator that this is BS.

Iminurcomputer

I found TWO sticks of ram today in an old computer we recycled. Should be able to buy half the company now!

Kindled808

Bears saw SPY 640 and said, yeah this is going lower.. TWO WEEKS AGO 😂

djklmnop

Ok, fine. TWO!

Left-Signature-5250

TWO red candles!? The AUDACITY!

_rockthemike

TWO wins

Me-Regarded

I know. TWO days. Wasn't that longer though?

isolated-cat

TRUMP TELLS NY POST IRAN TALKS 'COULD BE HAPPENING OVER NEXT TWO DAYS' IN PAKISTAN bruh you just finished talking 2 days ago. should've just let Vance stay there

knoqd_

> 🚨 TRUMP TELLS NY POST IRAN TALKS 'COULD BE HAPPENING OVER NEXT TWO DAYS' IN PAKISTAN We’re gonna hit 700 on talks going well

spsteve

No.. now we have TWO oil blockades... clearly bullish is even number, bearish if odd!!! Rookie.

DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE

Ill give TWO piñatas to the first bear that finished me behind the dumpster with gusto 📣 thats 2 hole piñatas 📣

Working_Signal_3212

let's not forget USING THE EM-DASH, which I have been doing for like 15+ years, ever since I memorized the keyboard shortcuts for it—nice as they are, and there's TWO of them to use on Mac. First, the LONG—one, and then the SHORTER–one.

BadBoyBilbo

Now you need to pay tolls to *TWO* autocrats to get your oil out of the straight 💀

Hertje73

no two weeks... it's always TWO WEEKS

VallenValiant

"Amazon asked the FCC for an extension on a July 2026 deadline requiring it to have 1,600 satellites in orbit. The company said at the time that it expected only around 700 to be operating by that deadline." The issue is this at the end of the article. If FCC play by the rules then Leo would be killed stone dead and lose its licence when July2026 comes around. This is because Amazon doesn't have enough rockets to launch enough satalites. And even if they paid Elon for launches that would still require Elon to use up ALL SpaceX launch capability and basically launch every TWO days, which is insane. So it is only possible if Elon did Bezos a solid, which is of course not happening as they are busy with their Starship development. Leo is now DEPENDING on FCC letting them keep their licence despite failing to get the amount of satellites they said they were suppose to have. This news article assume it is a done deal, when it is not. Leo could just croak and die if they didn't get the extension.

MadHat0815

HASSETT: “HORMUZ CAN BE OPENED WITHIN TWO MONTHS” [https://breakingthenews.net/Article/Hassett:-US-has-backup-plans-for-opening-Hormuz/66046449](https://breakingthenews.net/Article/Hassett:-US-has-backup-plans-for-opening-Hormuz/66046449) Bro is regarded... By that time ALL global supply chains will be cooked. The 1973 oil embargo lasted about five months, and it removed roughly 7% of global supply at the time. The closure of the Strait of Hormuz now disrupts roughly 20% of global oil flows!

Ok-Piano8789

>\*HASSETT: HORMUZ CAN BE OPENED WITHIN TWO MONTHS 2 more months would be basically equivalent of covid lol

Ok-Quote7365

the ceasefire is TWO WEEKS LONG I am expecting the bull run last TWO WEEKS! +10% minimum. THAT MEANS YOU CAN STILL BUY CALLS

Ok-Quote7365

guys... the ceasefire is TWO WEEKS LONG just saying

Ok-Quote7365

guys... the ceasefire is TWO WEEKS LONG i am NOT taking profits TODAY.

magic-grits

This is pretty misguided. Maybe the deception in all the press releases and tweets (on both sides btw! I dont see anyone talking about how Iran at every point said Trump is lying there are no communications between us, yet clearly they were talking to trump that entire time), but maybe that deception was a MILITARY TACTIC BETWEEN TWO COUNTRIES AT WAR OVER THINGS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN STEALING LUNCH MONEY FROM INTERNET TROLLS.

Gaseous_Clay_OK

How could you still be down after today’s bullish close, a still-elevated VIX and a TWO FUCKING PERCENT overnight increase on the SPY? And you need a bigger pump than 2%+???

asetniop

Brent Crude futures dipping to a level not seen for...wait for it...TWO WEEKS.

jonneh

Bye bers 🤣🤣 > IRAN SAYS SAFE PASSAGE VIA HORMUZ 'POSSIBLE' FOR TWO WEEKS

GoZukkYourself

TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE DEAL Trump says he will pause planned attacks on Iran for two weeks after talks with Pakistan’s leadership and on the condition that Iran immediately and safely opens the Strait of Hormuz. He claims U.S. military goals have already been achieved and that negotiations toward a long-term peace deal with Iran are close to completion. A 10-point proposal from Iran is seen as a workable foundation, with most key issues already agreed. The two-week pause is intended to finalize the agreement and move toward broader peace in the Middle East.

optionsCone

Congrats bulls > TRUMP: TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE CONDITIONAL ON IRAN'S COMPLETE & IMMEDIATE REOPENING OF STRAIT OF HORMUZ

NotGucci

>TRUMP: AGREED TO SUSPEND IRAN BOMBING FOR TWO WEEKS Its official, its on his Truth Social. Market rejoices.

unexceptiontotherule

Say it with me: TWO. MORE. WEEKS.

nyse25

> *TRUMP: AGREED TO SUSPEND IRAN BOMBING FOR TWO WEEKS bai bai bers

mrshyguy25

The Iranian people are very good people, the best I've ever seen. The new regime is smart, much smarter than the old one. By the way, we changed the regime. We had some very good negotiations, the best we've had so far because we obliterated all their military capacity. We will EXTEND the DEADLINE FOR TWO WEEKS. War will be over soon. I negotiated very well, better than sleepy Joe Biden ever could. Great times ahead. Praise be to Allah. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Donald J. Trump

soybean_lawyer69

TWO HOURS FIFTY NINE MINUTES AND 28 SECONDS UNTIL BOLS DIE https://preview.redd.it/uy641hxm1utg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e86fa09543c3fffd0ebf5ebf3a0d56da43de60

solycarne

Aged like milk: "SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL TO REUTERS: TEHRAN POSITIVELY REVIEWING PAKISTAN’S REQUEST FOR A TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE"

Ok_Product8015

“SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL: TEHRAN POSITIVELY REVIEWING PAKISTAN’S REQUEST FOR A TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE WHITE HOUSE'S LEAVITT TO AXIOS ON PAKISTAN'S PROPOSAL ON IRAN: PRESIDENT HAS BEEN MADE BEEN AWARE OF PROPOSAL, AND A RESPONSE WILL COME” Read that first part that says “SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL”

jokull1234

>SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL: TEHRAN POSITIVELY REVIEWING PAKISTAN’S REQUEST FOR A TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE Lol

The_Judgement_Nut

Trump didnt taco, pakistan REQUEST DEADLINE EXTENDED BY TWO WEEKS. Yeah , we are pumping because pf that. Unreal

No-Possibility3371

This fucking psycho is destroying everything and the rest of the world leaders are watching like a Netflix show. Crazy stupid times. And that country voting this crazy old ass TWO fucking times.

egauifan

April 6th bridge day and power plant day - STRIKE ON RAILWAY BRIDGE IN IRAN'S KASHAN KILLS TWO PEOPLE, ACCORDING TO IRNA AND PROVINCIAL OFFICIALS. + KHARD ISLAND lol

Paul_Robert_

Fellas, I just saw the wildest tattoo on r/ATBGE (Atrocious Taste But Great Execution) Dude has not 1, but TWO cock chest tattoos 😭 Give me 2 min to find it again and link it

el-art-seam

How? 9:06am post: "Listen up bitches! I am FUCKING proud to formally announce that the NEW Iranian Regime has agreed to A TWO WEEK PERIOD of DESCALATION to formally engage in TALKS with ME! VERY SMART AND KNOWLEDGABLE PEOPLE! MIGA!"

MaybeaDingoAteUrBaby

Some idiots may focus on the TWO ships that got through the Strait (whose owners refuse to answer whether they paid a bribe or not.) Smart people will focus on the fat that Trump plans to spend 1.5trillion on wars in 2027.

CMTTrader

Truly sickening. You could have owned TWO Wendy's franchises, now you're gonna be lurking behind a dumpster 😟😥😥😥

Urzuck

A SECOND AIR FORCE COMBAT PLANE CRASHED IN PERSIAN GULF REGION ON FRIDAY; THE LONE PILOT WAS RESCUED -NYT, CITING TWO U.S. OFFICIALSMEAST Bloomberg 2 minutes ago

DickRichman

He said we don’t need it TWO DAYS AGO. Chumps are people who get excited about a 20g ration of chocolate. https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/02/trumps-iran-war-speech-oil-price-strait-hormuz.html

Illustrious-Noise-96

Imagine your boss says you will be laid off in 90 days. That’s 90 day you are cash flow positive. During this time you might apply for credit cards. Maybe there’s another 90 of CC spending as you start to cut back on spending and then another 90 days where your mortgage is paid late. And then everything just stops. You are out of money, out there f options. We are seeing some of this play out in the business sector with private credit. There have been retail businesses that have gone under. But we are in the “move things around” phase. Everyone sees the money is drying up—but it hasn’t fully dried up. Not yet. At some point, some big bank or institution will be unable to hide that they are going broke. Once that happens, liquidity will begin to dry up and it’s 2008 all over again. Denial is a powerful drug. I don’t think we are going to see a true crash until numbers for Q2 come out—probably longer. When you are going broke, the first thing you do as a business leader is lay people off and then claim AI has made you more efficient. That’s where we are now. I was at a bank in 2006 and at that moment we knew the party was over. We didn’t realize how catastrophic it would be—that took another TWO years.

Soft_Walrus_3605

Why don't we all just get the number of a month TWO months later? Are early, inaccurate numbers that much better than later, accurate numbers?

johnmd20

The Nasdaq fell 40% in 2022 and Meta went from 380 to 80. That is a crushing bear market and your definition of little to none is arbitrary and doesn't align with history. In fact, this century has had the TWO worst drawdowns for the market in the last 100 years. By a significant margin. This isn't to say the market can't drop. The white house is occupied by a addled devil. But nobody can say the market has just gone up for 15 straight years. It objectively has not done that. Not even close. But you are wrong.

saintmitchy

Mango today: “Guys I’m proud to say that the war is over” SPY +4% “Is what I’m going to say in just TWO WEEKS” SPY -2%

Agitated-Lobster-623

This pisses me off soo much. Everything he said tonight HE HAS BEEN SAYING FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS. The market shouldn't be reacting like this because we should've already had this priced in but oh no let's shove our head so far up our asses looking for a crumb of hopium you can't hear everyone saying the exact opposite of "everything is fine". Jesus fucking Christ America it's about time you guys start to fucking pay attention

Aggravating_Fig6288

WHY THE FUCK HAVE WE PUMPED FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS!???? This shit was so obvious and my puts expired today worthless “priced in” my ASS.

confused_teabagger

THE ETERNAL TWO WEEKS! It seems so close, but ends up so far away ...

banditcleaner2

Tonight, at 9 pm: BREAKING. TRUMP SAYS THAT HIS COMMENTS OF EXITING IRAN IN TWO, MAYBE THREE WEEKS WAS ACTUALLY IN FACT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE, AND THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL CONTINUE ITS MISSION TO DEFEAT THE IRANIAN REGIME. Calls will get absolutely obliterated on this news. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

McKoijion

Something about this being reported by a bland, objective squawk service makes this so much funnier. > TRUMP SAYS U.S. WILL EXIT IRAN VERY SOON; CLAIMS “REGIME CHANGE” HAS ALREADY OCCURRED > TRUMP ON GASOLINE PRICES: SAYS LOWER PRICES WILL COME SIMPLY BY EXITING IRAN > TRUMP SAYS U.S. WILL EXIT IRAN WITHIN TWO TO THREE WEEKS > TRUMP SAYS A DEAL WITH IRAN COULD BE REACHED BEFORE THEN; CONFIRMS U.S. IS CURRENTLY NEGOTIATING WITH IRAN > TRUMP: SAYS STRAIT WILL LIKELY BE RESOLVED ONCE U.S. EXITS > TRUMP SAYS U.S. DOES NOT REQUIRE A DEAL WITH IRAN IN ORDER TO WITHDRAW > US PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP AGAIN LASHES OUT AT ALLIES INCLUDING FRANCE FOR NOT GETTING FURTHER INVOLVED IN THE IRAN WAR, TELLING THEM TO “GO GET YOUR OWN OIL” FROM THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. - AL ARABIYA

According-Page8618

spy up 3%, and we only recovered TWO days lol

VoodooSweet

Honestly that’s the whole reason why I think Iran is NEVER going to agree to, or accept ANY concessions or compromise now. We WERE coming to a Nuclear treaty with them……then we just decided to start bombing them anyway. WHY would they agree to anything now….. they have nothing to loose anymore, we’re already bombing them, and they see and hear the same bullshit from Trump. Telling US….the American people that “Oh an agreement is right around the corner, they’re agreeing to most of the 15 points of our requests…. Definitely an agreement is right around the corner!!” To manipulate the Stock Market……but 10 minutes later….these Iranian leaders are saying “We have had NO TALKS with Washington!!” even have the balls to tell Trump “Don’t dress up your defeat as an agreement!!” I think they know something we don’t!!! THEN….The whole “We “won” in the first few hours…..we destroyed MOST of their missile and rocket capabilities, and their entire Navy is sunk!!” BUT YET……missiles and rockets are STILL flying into Israel, and the other surrounding countries….. DAILY, and the Straight is still closed……. So how if we destroyed “90%” their rockets/missiles, and their entire Navy….in the first few hours……how is this continuing on for weeks….and probably gonna be months, and if/when we go “Boots on the Ground” it’s gonna be a massacre…..let’s see how the American people feel about this war…..when thousands of body bags start coming home. These people have been fighting in, and know these mountains like the back of their hands….for the last thousand years. They’ve been preparing for THIS EXACT MOMENT, for well over 50 years. There’s TONS of underground bunkers in those mountains that we have zero clue about. We literally can’t bomb them all because we don’t know where they are. They have multiple underground nuclear facilities, we bomb the entrances ….and they immediately start digging them out, WHY would they do that if everything in there was destroyed???? We’re GONNA HAVE to fight through those mountains….really no way around that, once supply lines start getting longer and longer, as we get further into the mountains. The “terrorist attacks” on those supply lines are going to be catastrophic. Then what happens when they start using Drones on those Soldiers and supply lines, both munition dropping Drones, AND suicide Drones….we’ve been seeing(along with the whole world) how THAT plays out….the last 4 years in Ukraine. Americans will have some, very limited Air-Support….but what good is air-support going to do….when it’s 2-3-4 guys, hiding in bushes, and taking pot-shots, or flying drones, from God knows where. Also….lets not forget…..Iran is LEAPS AND BOUNDS ahead, technology wise, than Iraq. It took us 20 years, an economic crisis, and trillions and trillions of dollars….just to “beat” Iraq….a 3rd world country basically. Now Iran arguably has one of the top missile development programs in the world, they had Hypersonic missiles, like MIRV type missles…. Long before the US had them. MIRV are super destructive/deadly, they get shot almost straight up into the atmosphere, they start to come back down over their targets…..then release 9-14 smaller targeted rockets….that come down at Hypersonic speed(they’re so fast, you literally never hear them coming), and can target multiple targets at a time. So that…..along with the fact that us(and all our allies) being almost out of Interceptor Missiles….the missiles we use to shoot down their incoming missiles and rockets. What’s gonna happen when they launch 2-3 MIRV rockets at an Aircraft Carrier?? They’re already launching missiles at them, we’ve just intercepted them all…..that’s not going to happen forever…..it’s like anything else…..just a numbers game….the more they launch….the better chances of one(or multiple) getting through those defences eventually….. I get it…..everyone here in the US thinks that WE have the “Greatest Military in the world” when in reality…..most of our “Enemies”…..Russia, China, and Iran ALL had Hypersonic weapons before we did….China out produces us 3 to 1 in building Nave vessels, AND ALL 3 of those countries out manufacture us in munitions AND Military equipment. I don’t understand why everyone thinks we have “the best military in the world”. Too many people watching too much TV….drinking the “Military Complex Kool-Aid”….and playing too much COD. We REALLY need to get our shit together here, or it’s not gonna be good for us I think. Wasn’t one of the MAJOR THINGS this guy ran his campaign on, was…. “No More unnecessary wars??” Now there’s been TWO since he took office……what a joke!!!!

KlyptoK

**Sat, Mar 21** *(Markets closed - Saturday. Biggest threats saved for weekends.)*   Truth Social: "winding down" military efforts. Claims US is *"weeks ahead of schedule,"* Iran's *"leadership is gone, their navy and air force are dead, they have absolutely no defense, and they want to make a deal."* ***HOURS LATER, SAME DAY:*** 48-hour ultimatum -   ***"If Iran doesn't FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST!"*** MEANWHILE: 2,500 additional Marines and sailors are being deployed to the region. To reporters: *"Why would we be there for them if they're not there for us?"*   *"I guess we don't have to be."*   *"I've always said NATO's a paper tiger. And I've always said we help NATO, but they'll never help us."* Also reposts a British SNL skit mocking PM Starmer as terrified of Trump: *"Golly, what if Donald shouts at me?"* **Mon, Mar 23 ~7:05 AM** ***Market opens 9:30 AM. Post timed ~2.5 hours before open.*** Truth Social (ALL CAPS):   ***"I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST."*** **S&P 500 surges. Dow jumps 1,000+ points. Oil plunges 10%+.** ***27 MINUTES LATER:*** Iran's Foreign Ministry denies any talks are taking place. **THE TRADING:** At 6:49-6:50 AM - ***15 minutes BEFORE Trump's post*** - roughly 6,200 oil futures contracts changed hands (notional value: $580 million). This was ~10x the average volume for that time of day. S&P 500 e-Mini futures saw a similar spike. The Financial Times, Bloomberg, CNBC, and CBS all report suspicious pre-announcement trading. Iran's parliamentary speaker Ghalibaf accuses Trump of posting *"fake news"* to *"manipulate the financial and oil markets."* Also announces 5-day pause on power plant strikes due to "productive talks." Steve Bannon says *"clearly there's somebody that had some information."*  Tim Pool: *"This was preplanned messaging for Monday morning, probably over the weekend, and insiders knew."*  Nick Fuentes calls it *"some kind of financial manipulation."* **Mar 24 (Tue)**  *"We've won this war. This war has been won."* Iran *"gave us a present... a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money."* (Appears to reference 10 oil tankers allowed through the Strait.) Also: Iran is *"gonna make a deal."*   *(Reminder: On Mar 6, the only acceptable deal was "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!")* **Mar 25 (Wed)** *"They want very much to make a deal. We'd like to make a deal too. We're doing a five-day period."*   ***"Otherwise, we'll just keep bombing our little hearts out."*** SAME WEEK to Congress: *"They want to make a deal so badly, but they're afraid to say it because they figure they'll be killed by their own people."* Then: *"They're also afraid they'll be killed by us."* **Mar 25**  ***"I won't use the word war, because they say if you use the word war, that's maybe not a good thing to do. They don't like the word war, because you're supposed to get approval. So I use the word military operation."*** SAME SPEECH: ***"The war essentially ended a few days after we went in."***   *(He said "war." In a speech explaining why he doesn't say "war.")* **Mar 26 (Thu)** Extends power plant strike pause to April 6:   *"As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time."* *"Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well."* Fox News: Asked why 10 days instead of the 7 Iran requested: *"Because they gave me ships."* (The 10 tankers.) Iran denies any negotiations, calls the 15-point US peace plan *"excessive, unrealistic, and unreasonable,"* and counters with 5 conditions including war reparations and sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz. **Mar 26** - Also says Iranians are ***"begging"*** for a deal. **Mar 27** - To reporters: *"We negotiate with them and then we always have to blow them up."* Also: Trump-Modi phone call about the Strait of Hormuz. For no apparent reason, Elon Musk - a private citizen with no government role - sits in on the call between the two heads of state. --- **Mar 28-29** Truth Social:  ***"NATO NATIONS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP WITH THE LUNATIC NATION, NOW MILITARILY DECIMATED, OF IRAN. THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO, BUT 'NEVER FORGET' THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME!"*** **Mar 29 (Sun)**  ***Iran's parliamentary speaker Ghalibaf trolls Trump directly on X:***   *"Heads-up: Pre-market so-called 'news' or 'Truth' is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it's a reverse indicator. Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long. See something tomorrow? You know the drill."* That night: Trump says Iran is ***"not going to have a country"*** unless they submit to US demands. **Mon, Mar 30 ~7:30 AM** Truth Social:   *"The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran."* *"Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately 'Open for Business,' we will conclude our lovely 'stay' in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island* ***(and possibly all desalinization plants!),*** *which we have purposefully not yet 'touched.'"* *"This will be in retribution for our many soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime's 47 year 'Reign of Terror.' Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP."* **Market result:** Dow futures +357 pts pre-market on "deal" hopes. Oil jumps to $115/barrel on destruction threats. Brent at $108. S&P adds ~$900 billion in market cap above overnight lows. **Iran's Ghalibaf's trading advice from the night before literally works.** The Kobeissi Letter: *"You can't make this up: Iran's trading advice to US investors actually worked."* Iran again denies negotiations. Foreign Ministry says there have been *"no direct negotiations with the U.S."* **Mar 30** - Air Force One:   *"We've had regime change, if you look already, because the one regime was decimated, destroyed, they're all dead. The next regime is mostly dead, and the third regime, we're dealing with different people than anybody's dealt with before."* White House: Karoline Leavitt says Trump has made clear the US has *"capabilities beyond their wildest imagination."* Asked about the illegality of targeting civilian water infrastructure: *"This administration and the United States Armed Forces will always act within the confines of the law."* Legal experts: Threatening to destroy power plants and water desalination facilities that serve 90 million people constitutes *"textbook collective punishment and a war crime."* **Mar 30** - White House press briefing:   Leavitt on previous Iranian leaders: They are *"no longer on planet Earth."*   On timeline: *"We're on Day 30 today. So, you do the math on how much longer the Pentagon needs to fully achieve the objectives."*

Babyfat101

TWO Wendy’s posts in a few hours? Bots are BLOCKED.

Babyfat101

What’s up with TWO Wendy’s posts in the last few hours?

EatingRawOnion

Now they're gonna need to buy a new Buick every TWO years, the horror

Ceraton

Stop excused based on what? A majority based on 100 people living on one plot of land that hold the same power as millions on another plot. Get your baseless shit out of here. The Republicans shat their propaganda to those out of touch regions and propped up yes-men to achieve their aim. The Dems made the mistake of focusing too much on Urban while leaving Rural out of the table. There isn't much to be able to fix when it costs a lot of gas to travel long distances to talk to people who are brainwashed and delusional. You seem to have the imagination that American people holding some semblance of power when much of American is disconnected and divided than what is seen on paper. Nothing we do will go anywhere, therefore this stupid racial tension gridlock has allowed the most corrupt to do as they please. The radical left is the one that shot the foot by forcing the Dems to go by their rules rather than allowing the liberals to take the center and get the votes they need. That foot-shot pushed the center out into abstinence. 1/3 is Dem, 1/3 is Center, and 1/3 is Rep. Excluding Center is absolutely stupid, and I see the alienation memes all the time, like "Why should we care about..." and that's why Trump won. It will happen again, and again, and again, and again, until people with brain cells can see that pushing people away to server an ulterior goal for a minority of people rather than an egalitarian equality for all people is what forces people to be hesitant to make a decision. They see TWO Evils, rather than seeing friend and foe. The world will be in a constant mess until the two biggest crybabies get what they want.

traderbusto

lol META, TWO standard deviations down

sck178

Could you imagine how high SPY could have been if 🌮 didn't do exactly TWO things over the last 11 months? Just no tariffs and no war that literally every president avoided since the 70s because of this exact and very foreseeable outcome

McKoijion

I guess Israel doesn't want the shrapnel to fall on Israeli citizens anymore. > TWO LEBANESE SECURITY SOURCES SAY AN IRANIAN MISSILE WAS INTERCEPTED OVER LEBANESE AIRSPACE FOR THE FIRST TIME. > ONE OF THE LEBANESE SECURITY SOURCES SAYS, “INTERCEPTION WAS CARRIED OUT BY FOREIGN NAVAL VESSEL.”

ThrowRA-KB

Bol: VIX PLUMMETS, LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE…. *checks notes* TWO HOURS AGO BeR is FuK

Bossanova12345

Changed everything? Bro it went up less than two percent. TWO. Invest in broad indexes and blue chip stocks. Hold them for years. You’ll be fine.

victorspoilz

Said the only guy who defied “the house always wins” accounting law that he bankrupted TWO casinos. He kinda single handedly wrecked Atlantic City.

rolyatm97

lol…yea…someone’s been droning the Kool aid. Yea, that is true but we didn’t hear about it until after TWO elections, two impeachments, and two convictions. But that is totally true…lol

ConfederacyOfDunces_

Because it hasn’t even been 2 days since Trump posted we were going to bomb their Power plants. And then this morning he writes this: “I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST.” He’s full of shit. Less than 48 hours ago he was threatening to destroy their entire infrastructure but now magically, he’s also been discussing a total resolution in the same time slot? Use your brain my friend

flaming_pope

> Trump says talks held on 'complete and total resolution of hostilities' with Iran published at 07:12 07:12 BREAKING Donald Trump says there have been "productive conversations" about a "complete and total resolution" to the conflict in the Middle East. He says he will "postpone any and all strikes against Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure" for a five day period.  In a post on TruthSocial all in capital letters, reproduced here in full and verbatim, he says: "I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST.  "BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP" Update 11:35 GMT: President Trump subsequently reposted this statement on TruthSocial with some typos corrected

NotGucci

> TRUMP: I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP Time to moon baby.

AirwickS

103.91. “I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST,” Trump said in a Truth Social post. “I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD.”

Mindless_Map2883

@realdonaldtrump **”I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST.”** Source: r/oldpeoplefacebook

iShitBloodandCumShit

I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! The original masterpiece minus his signature because of the warning box.

iShitBloodandCumShit

I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WHICH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! Update

Horcsogg

In a post on TruthSocial all in capital letters he says: "I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

ThrowAway405736294

Anyone curious why we randomly just pumped? This was posted on truth social like 12 minutes ago: “I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP”

ebrodje

Trump Truthsocial I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP He tacod

Moepenmoes

Mango just posted! TRUMP: I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

JMWTurnerAppreciator

>I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP Attempted TACO, let's see if it sticks lol

happy123z

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ai-moderator

#TLDR --- Ticker: TWO Direction: Up Prognosis: Buy $12 April Calls Catalyst: Unsolicited $10.70/share buyout offer sparking a potential bidding war Vibe: UWMC and RKT fighting over Mortgage Servicing Rights like seagulls over a french fry

CantaloupeSea48

HOOD at $50??!! Wendy's is going to need TWO dumpsters.

Ok-Bed66

Kegsbreath: “congress (taxpayers) needs to give us TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS to fund our colossal fuck up in Iran. It costs a lot of money to go after bad guys”. Holy fuckballs. Empire collapse in real time. 🫩👏

Axolotis

There’s a Popeyes in town that’s been building a Long John Silver’s addition onto its side. Construction has been going on FOR TWO YEARS.

powerboner

Insane that they never bounced back from beating TWO earnings in a row and tanking after both…

Hamzehaq7

glad to hear 2026 is looking up for you! honestly, it feels like we're finally getting some traction after all the chaos last year. with TWO jumping 5% today, maybe there’s some solid momentum building? just gotta keep an eye on the bigger picture, especially with all the geopolitical stuff going on. what’s your strategy for this year? trying to ride the wave or play it safe?

EmbarrassedPart1256

I was actually recommended $TWO today by ChatGPT, but went with $DX instead…

Rocky75617794

You’re saying it looks TWO thin?

Equivalent-Onion-607

Man. I bought into it TWO years ago at less then 40 an ounce....it hit 160 an ounce a month.5 ago... dropped back to 110...but still..it outperformed ANY paper stocks in 2025 for SURE!!! same with gold!!!

BooBrew32

Mango: I'll defeat Iran the only way I know how... ONE TWO THREE FOUR, I DECLARE A THUMB WAR

TwinAuras

...You know, if I had a nickel for every time someone called me a bot, I'd have TWO nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it's happened twice now. Was it the language? The punctuation? The decent grammar? In any case, sorry I didn't dumb down my language for someone so highly...regarded.

Glad-Lie8324

Zoinks Scoobs, a whole TWO PERCENT???

louis-debroglie

> AN INITIAL INVESTIGATION BY IRAQI SECURITY OFFICIALS INDICATES IRANIAN EXPLOSIVE-LADEN BOATS STRUCK TWO FUEL TANKERS IN IRAQI WATERS. If they can get explosive-laden boats close to tankers then make no mistake they are mining the strait right now...

2020isgreat

TWO FOREIGN TANKERS CARRYING IRAQI FUEL OIL WERE ATTACKED WITHIN TERRITORIAL WATERS, CAUSING BOTH TO CATCH FIRE. IRAQ HAS EVACUATED 25 CREW MEMBERS FROM THE VESSELS AS FIRES CONTINUE TO BURN ON BOTH SHIPS, ACCORDING TO AN IRAQI PORT OFFICIAL.[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2031850989888946417)

cashapp_SMSCLO

Just need TWO 7-8x trades back to back.. 0dte $SPX could do it 😭 maybe one Thursday and the other for Friday🫡🥲

2020isgreat

ISRAEL ASSESSES THAT TRUMP NOT CLOSE TO INSTRUCTING END TO WAR - TWO ISRAELI OFFICIALS[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2031699496984252722)

FutureSage

I looked away for TWO SECONDS why is spy back at 681 😑😑

Scriptum_

April last year, he was TACO on his own BS... Now there's TWO SIDES that both have to TACO... Ukraine is the template, not April.

ChampagnePapi-

i only came here to do TWO things - lose money and kick ass, i'm almost out of money.

Bizonistic

"If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. " WHY NOT TWO TRILLION TIMES HARDER???