TWO

AirportMaterial5917

Theta gang be like: TWO BAD BITCHES AT THE SAME DAMN TIME AT THE SAME DAMN

KittyLover-7

TRUMP TO MEET XI IN TWO WEEKS U.S. President Donald Trump confirmed Friday he will meet Chinese President Xi Jinping in two weeks.

Dependent-Goose8240

Lol @ ABAT, down 60% over TWO trading days, on SHARES

Alwaysfavoriteasian

Get a load of this guy. He's able to afford TWO pieces of chicken.

trashmangamer

I tried that! Stupid shit couldn't jump TWO DOLLARS!

TempusFugit314

“What could be worse than a giant bubble?!” “I know! TWO giant bubbles!”

LimeDramatic4624

2008. 2008. TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHT. Are you that young you really gotta ask?

RantGod

Wait. TWO YEARS! B better get up and dump me to my face.

you_are_wrong_tho

You mean their text and only very specific app service? You mean starlink, who won’t roll out broadband service to phones with special chipsets in TWO YEARS MINIMUM? If they can get those chipsets into NEW phones in that timeframe? Elons timeframe estimates have always been spot on too right? So that two years DEFINITELY won’t get pushed at all. Yeah that’s the same thing as broadband to any phone.

LetigiousBoobFart

the TWO SCOOPS giveth, and the TWO SCOOPS taketh away

jokull1234

>TRUMP: I WAS TO MEET XI IN TWO WEEKS, NOW SEEMS NO REASON TO DO Maybe talking about Xi like he’s a bad child that’s in trouble isn’t the right approach to get through to him

jokull1234

>TRUMP: I WAS TO MEET XI IN TWO WEEKS, NOW SEEMS NO REASON TO DO Idk maybe talking about Xi like he’s a child that’s in trouble isn’t the right approach to get through to him

RunAccording6440

Don't forget the high likelihood of TWO fed rate cuts before the end of the year... Alternative currencies become more popular as the dollar weakens, so bitcoin go up...GPUS go uppity up!!

ethanalexdavenport

two MNTS articles, one for each of the TWO contracts: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/momentus-awarded-contract-nasa-test-123000355.html https://finance.yahoo.com/news/momentus-awarded-5-1m-contract-123000030.html

Mammoth-Land-3515

Remember, folks. Not one but TWO major meetings for RVPH. Both tomorrow and Friday.

TheDiligentDog

Wait, not one but TWO! cheaper models, hell yeah, the future is now 😎 truly the biggest innovator of our time💪

Beloved_Mango

The TSLA video on X is literally a hubcap portrayed as a propeller with propeller sound effects. I’m convinced there will be TWO separate announcements tomorrow, hence two different X videos. There will be the cheaper Model Y, and a collab announcement with ACHR. TSLA is going to 480-500 this week. ACHR is going to 30.

princess_dai_13

the wizard boi i dated was so picky bout food like he wud only eat like four things and he hated pickles and we went to an irish pub and ordered burgers and he said no side pickle and i was so sad cuz i was like I COULDA HAD TWO PICKLES

Popular-Today2511

Dude for sure! My lesson came from a TWO month Call on roblox and HIMS. Two companies I am natural on that became a 18k tax dedication all because of Call/Option decay. Literally the only cause of my repurposing those numbers.

NewLifeInAfghanistan

TWO MORE WEEKS until the ports are empty and taruffs collapse the economy

owenmills04

In the next year OR TWO? Markets might be up another 20-25% in 2 years, who cares if it pulls back a little then

Jerikolol

So FICO is up 18% in premarket? apparently they launched some platform to bypass the other guys or some shit. I sold TWO DAYS AGO, to 'prep and trim for the shutdown", and i thought, well im still smart, housing market sucksass, 10 year is going up, mortages going up, yesterday bad data from mortage association whatever. WELL I CAN STILL EAT DICK +18% GOODBAI

True-Bet269

It’s up $25 in TWO DAYS what are you talking about

Bob_the_peasant

I just go back from Costco. It was chaos. People were crying, blood everywhere. There was a guy throwing hotdogs at people screaming “MINUS TWO PERCENT.” Somehow a forklift had fallen through the roof onto a family of Mormons

dataCollector42069

I just cant. bad mental health/social skills - no friends. Only person that texted me in the last TWO weeks was my mom who text me everyday and a girl who ghosted me

According-Page8618

TWO GREEN 1MIN CANDLES WE ARE SO BACK (im down 2k today)

wasifaiboply

Ah, housing crash NUMBAH TWO here we gooooooo - STOCK DEAL LMFAOOOO 🤡🌎

WatchMeCommit

there are in fact TWO shawties

Happy_Discussion_536

Ahahhaha Eagles blocked TWO field goals today. Their line is just built different.

noonenotevenhere

First, I’m with you and its Lovely watching you piss off this little troll. second, Disney has had a movies in which a main character had TWO MOMS. And that main character was named America. how clear can i spell out the looming left wing propaganda turning kids into gay cats who only use litter boxes!? lastly, a character existing and having two moms just. Existing… acknowledging gay people exist might let a gay kid grow up thinking they’re ok and have a place in this world. That’s the liberal ideals that terrify them so bad they can’t even watch a marvel movie without clutching pearls.

jrex035

I agree with everything up until that last section. I have *zero* confidence in Trump defending Taiwan, no matter what the national security and strategic implications are. You know what else has dire strategic implications? Trump threatening not one but *TWO* NATO allies with invasion, slapping economy destroying tariffs on all of our allies, demanding that SK accept 15% tariffs and handing over nearly $1T (all their foreign currency reserves) to invest in US projects even after ICE publicly humiliated 300 of their citizens for no reason, Trump repeatedly saying that America might not abide by its NATO Article 5 commitments, and of course the Trump literally rolling out the red carpet for Russia and failing to do a damn thing about them. And yet, here we are. I fully appreciate just how devastating the impact of the US abandonment Taiwan would be, but do you have any other evidence to suggest that Trump would actually lift a finger to assist them in the event of a conflict?

headshot_g

Lmao just watched Wall Street Millenials TWO videos on this dumpsterfire, thats how you know its bad. You should have stopped when you heard the words "Cathie Wood likes this company". Non conforming prototypes, smoke and mirror ivestor presentations, flight economics and cost of ownership that make no sense at all, regulatory environment and logistics nonexistant.... and where they do exist, helicopters already do their job lol. Just a money burning black hole, for the love of God sell those at a profit while you can and peace tf out.

jrex035

It's been bad since the beginning man. They rounded up nearly 300 people and sent them to a notorious prison in El Salvador while claiming they were all gang members (the evidence suggests few if any were) despite a court order to stop, he's deployed the military to LA and DC for absolutely no reason, he's threatened not one but **TWO** NATO allies with invasion if they don't give up territory to him, the attacks on the press, law firms, and universities has been non-stop, Trump openly accepted bribes on national TV from the Oval Office, they gutted entire agencies without Congressional approval, often despite court orders telling them to stop, Trump has signed more EOs in ~8 months than Obama did in 8 years, masked paramilitary units are arresting people, including citizens and legal immigrants, and detaining them in miserable conditions often long after its clear they made a mistake, the list goes on and on man. Again, it's good you're starting to notice but the reality is that people needed to see the threat *before* they gave him nearly unlimited power over the richest and most powerful country on the planet.

Specific-Peanut-8867

So I can tell you this....the challene with quarterly reports is companies then are always focused solely on that to appease investors for short term rather than being able to develop longer goals goals. I've known of TWO companeis that went public and then ended up going back and becoming a privately owned company primarily because of how short term thinking to appease investors was something that diminished their value. I have no problem with publically traded companies mind you....and of course am invested in many and those with a storied history can get away with some things other companies can't....and always focusing on a quarter can be challenge I think all publically traded company managers can agree on....because headlines are short and have no nuance causing messaging to be difficult. You can have an assclown like Jim Cramer have influence or so many others. I don't think it is awful to think that quarterly reports can be unneccessary in terms of a companies health and some investors might agree

johns2289

It’s TWO ✌️ goals you see

TheoryInttro

Huh, is this a correct representation? "FED PROJECTIONS SHOW 9 OF 19 OFFICIALS SEE TWO ADDITIONAL CUTS IN 2025, TWO SEE ONE CUT, SIX SEE NO MORE REDUCTIONS" That can't be good for the certainty of projections.

wolf_of_rapestreet

Miran wanted no cuts Errrr he wanted rather TWO cuts Lmao 🤣

The_real_Covfefe-19

If J Pow pulled the ultimate power move and wore TWO purple ties, it might be power not yet seen among men. No one has ever worn two ties before. 

Interesting_Mud_8389

A few points: AVXL has passed clock stop 1 @ EMA. The odds of approval are superb, about 90%. And there is no safer med than theirs now to treat ALZ. They work best with mild cases and showed a near 50% reduction in decline for "wild type" ALZ which is some 70% of population. At least a third of CURRENT ALZ European population, so 2.5-3 million, will qualify for blarcamesine based on progression but remember...new cases come along every day! They will be like Tesla...first oral med approved and will be hard to supplant. The stock has a good chance to hit $50 or more downt the road and to me a 5X is plenty good. I trust them more than Cog. Ther. regarding extensive data, OLE proof of 3-4 years, etc. The FDA will not be far behind, watch. BTW, the FDA required TWO end points to be met and is changing now to ONE which is more realistic. Spread your bets wisely.

zelduh

It’ll be done in TWO WEEKS! /s

TheInkDon1

I'm with you, and loved your "tax tail wagging the investment dog" analogy. I literally don't think about the taxes, just maximizing return; I think it wins out in the end. u/No-Rutabaga-9568, your Calls have all done great (I'm in the same four you mentioned), but **your profits are locked up in them.** If you took the profits out, you could be buying more LEAPS Calls and making more money. What's a GLD Call you have right now? Is it 369DTE, 289DTE, closer? Say you're in June '26 "at 100 delta," which might be the 274C, the first one I see that's 1.00 delta and not 0.99. It's worth **69.92**. You could reset it to 80-delta in that same expiration by selling it and buying the 315C at 80-delta for **35.55**. You'd pocket 69.92 - 35.55 = **34.37**. Add just 6.73 to that and you could buy the 369DTE 80-delta 313C for **41.10**. Then you'd have TWO Calls making money for you. The first one, being at 1.00-delta, was making $1 for every $1 the stock moved. Great. What's the ROI? 1 / 69.92 = 1.4% The new one, being at 0.80-delta is only making money at 80 cents to the dollar. *But the capital invested is much lower.* Let's see what the ROI is: $0.80 / 34.37 = 2.3% So in general it's best to keep your deltas down near 80, because the leverage is so much better. Mine, as soon as there's an 80-delta strike above them, I roll UP and take out some profit. If they're starting to go <1y, then I roll OUT to keep them LEAPS. And by doing that, I'm never going to hold one long enough to enjoy the LTCG benefit. But I think it works out better because you get to put profits to work in new LEAPS Calls, and not leave them trapped in the initial one. Cheers!

beestmode361

Imagine if Rachel Maddow was murdered and Obama carried her coffin onto AIR FORCE TWO Fox News would still be talking about it today

EntrepreneurOld7858

My boomer coworker has been howling at me about how kids dont want to work anymore and thats why unemployments bad. Hes been trying to get a position at a new job for TWO YEARS now.  No connection there

TheTigerbite

Put all my money ($10) in at $0.99. Now I'm wondering if I can afford one or TWO fancy steak dinners.

yeastInfection81

Wow you’ve perfected that investment strategy over TWO WHOLE YEARS!?

TheInkDon1

Hi Sam, thanks for chiming in with some great insights! Yes indeed, markets rise, but that means stocks rise too, because they make up markets, right? So yeah, one could pick any old ETF right now and it'll probably go up "over time." But I think "how much time" becomes the question. Okay, so look at charts and find an ETF that looks flat for the last month or three. Then in x years it should be higher. Or find a chart that's actually going up, and then you the "momentum factor" PLUS the general uptrend of stocks. I see it as just giving yourself all the benefits you can. This just came to me, but kind of like selling a CSP: it's always touted that stocks only do 3 things, and in 2 of those cases the CSP wins. Yes, "most years as a whole the market is up." (Except 2022, and some other examples.) And Yuen touches on that, actually going to the extent of saying that there really haven't been any TWO year bear markets in recent history. So he buys LEAPS 2 years out just for that reason. Because what are the odds of 2 bad years back-to-back? Good point about SPY/DIA probably being safer, but I'm actually long VOO in one of my accounts because it screened in when I did this for myself last weekend. So I'm not averse to an index fund, as long as it meets my criteria for being one of my Top 5 picks. So I think that's the only 'advantage,' just trying to maximize return in a sort of safe-ish way. (Btw, I wouldn't do this on crypto ETFs or marijuana or things like that; but then, the charts actually rule those out.) Yes indeed, more leverage by using ATM or OTM Calls. OTM are what the kids on here like to trade, looking for those lottery-style wins. But that's not what I'm after: I just want 'enough' return that's fairly safe/conservative/repeatable/pick your adjective. 80-delta is a proven(?) or at least accepted sweet spot. By all rights, I should be going even higher, and I'd still get plenty of return. Yuen's method is that BE of purchased Calls be no more than 5% of spot. In my XME example above, that would have me buying the 62C vs. the 70C (numbers are wonky AH, so I can't quote Deltas, but it's in the 90's). But guess what? That would still give leverage of at least 3x. So let XME do 11% again next month, and you're still looking at 33%. Insane leverage these things provide, so no, I don't recommend AT ALL going closer to the money. And you probably know, but for those reading along, you can get more leverage buy using a shorter duration. 100-120 days is sometimes recommended. An 80-ish delta XME Callat 104DTE gives almost 6x leverage. Loss control. Firstly, I've never been one to hold something hoping it comes back. But you're absolutely correct: with any long Call option, you're on a deadline. For stocks and ETFs, I've pretty much always used a 10% Trailing Stop. Invstor's Business Daily, which I've been reading for decades, recommends an 8% stop-loss *from your purchase price*. Mostly to protect you from a bad entry. But then they don't really give a stop-loss recommendation for when the darn thing starts going up. So my 10% kind of morphed from that. And of course, if the thing has gone up some, and is kind of choppy, then I may relax that to 20%.

Critical_Concert_689

> I’d bet money this is for 2 main reasons: ...I hate to say this - but you're an idiot. ONE: States don't contribute any funds to the federal government. At all. ZERO. They only take money from the federal government. Individuals contribute income tax. The state has no way to intercept individual income tax which transfer between an individual and the federal government. Chatter that states can somehow withhold federal tax payment is as stupid as tariffs replacing federal taxes. TWO: "Death and taxes." These are considered certainties for a reason. People can't "rebel" by not paying taxes. You might as well claim people can "rebel" by stealing all the food and clothes and necessities they need. Both will result in lawful punishments.

jusjones314

You have TWO dual shocks?!?!

Much-Creme1362

When the internet bubble burst NASDAQ fell like 70% stretched over TWO YEARS.

TopicTalk8950

Never said YOU voted for Trump. Just stated you can’t be a realist or a conservative/Republican while believing Democrats are bad or worse for the economy. To believe that your TWO points doomed the entire US stock market in the beginning of 2025 is hilarious and just wrong. The drops through August 2024 were due to Bank of Japan’s monetary policy changes alongside bracing for impact from the Fed’s potential rate cuts. Nothing that Biden had involvement in. Unlike tariffs! Which were and continue to be touted as an economy-saving policy as we see prices of everything increase. So what was the point of your comment? To guess that Kamala would’ve also caused a 20% loss? 😂 The reality is that the mass losses in 2025 were specifically due to the Chump administration’s actions and poor economic policy. As we now see by horrendous job reports and other BLS data. To believe any different means you’re not a fact-based “realist” by any means.

IllustriousPepper765

#people talking about futures.. #there are TWO days until market open #LOL 🤌

Significant-Zebra-17

NVIDIA ($NVDA) MARKET CAP SURPASSES CANADA’S ENTIRE ECONOMY: Golden opportunity for the bools to be the bag holders of a company with TWO major customers.

FutureBBetter

You try giving TWO Nazi salute after a speech and see what people call you.

W_Malinowski

Here I’ll fill in for ole diddlin Don while he recovers NO INFLATION TWO DOLLAR GAS CUT THE DAMN RATES, TOO LATE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

Sinfulxd

lmao GOING BACK TWO YEARS IS CRAZY. As you can see I kept all the blue chip stocks out of my comment. Sofi and pltr were not blue chip stocks.

Ok_Cry7572

Two direct customers of Nvidia were responsible for 44.4% of the total Q2's revenue of the Data Center. Read that again: HALF of Nvidia's Data Center revenue in Q2 comes from just TWO customers.

yeppbrep

I sweat to GOD that if TACO BELL doesn't make NACHO FRIES a PERMANENT item on the menu, I will sell my TWO SHARES OF YUM! BRAND FOODS. I'm warning you

cutiesarustimes2

SANTA CLAUS REFERRED TO THE DOJ BECAUSE HE CLAIMED TWO ORIMARY RESIDENCES-- NORTH POLE AND CHICAGO IL sorry kids no gifts this year

Brief-Efficiency-909

Why do people even partake in options. You think you can make TWO correct predictions? Both the direction AND the time frame? The hubris of some people blows my mind.

BaconJacobs

Donnie would have gotten his TWO rate cuts if he hadn't gone full bore on tariffs and deportations too

likamuka

BARCLAYS: U.S. ECONOMY STALLING, 50% RECESSION RISK IN TWO YEARS Fucking finally people starting to see the truth of the shitshow we are in.

Interesting_Mud_8389

The problem with FDA is they required TWO end points to be met for ALZ drugs while Anavex met one, it was very strong. They are in talks now as FDA has reduced to one end point and will probably buy into one of the fast review "coupons". First oral med to work well, 49% slowing of ALZ in 70% of patients, wild type and 35% or so in rest.

duboilburner

Basically, yes. It doesn't technically have to net perfectly to 0 delta, but structurally, the point of an iron condor or iron butterfly structure is to be delta neutral. An iron condor is simply 'buying the wings' of a short strangle. And iron butterfly is 'buying the wings' of a short straddle. Of course, I suppose you could shift your structure to not be perfectly centered at the money, which would give it a little more of a directional bias. But, if you're wanting to be directional, spreads or flies are generally better structures for that purpose. Spreads are simple where you're long a contract, let's just say a put for this example. That put could be somewhere near the money. Then you also are short a put a little further out of the money to collect some premium to help offset what will ultimately be loss of extrinsic value of your long put position. A put (butter)fly, where you're long a put near the money, but short TWO puts further out of the money, and then long another further out of the money put (to define your risk for being short the second put), is helping you collect a little more premium to offset the long put position near or in the money. It's a very good structure for a downside bet to help mitigate potential losses should it not go your direction, or at least not go your direction far enough, fast enough.

Specialist_Fig9458

I like Powell I thought other than the transitory BS he’s done a pretty good job especially given the circumstances he was presented with. This is just a mistake. How they could fail to recognize like Volcker did that inflation is the top concern AFTER EXPERIENCING IT TWO YEARS AGO is baffling to me.

Old-Cantaloupe-1711

Scenario TWO MARKET range bound today as FUNDIES position short for heavy BLOODY MONDAY

Old-Cantaloupe-1711

you think after DJT SENT air force TWO with whores and Mexican COKE to Jackson Hole they will change their mind??? You are as CRAZY as thinking WMT BALANCE SHEET is not fraudulent

duboilburner

There are four contracts for the put fly. It just has TWO contracts short at strike B. The iron butterfly is meant to be delta neutral. It's not a directional bet. The put fly \*is\* directional. With a put fly, you're wanting the price to go through strike C and stop at strike B for max profitability. And, because it's two contracts short at strike B instead of just one, it works very well if you get it right--can be more profitable than being directionally correct on singles \*if\* the price stops near enough to strike B. It's a really excellent way to play directionally while having a hedge on to ensure you don't lose everything if you're wrong. The two short contracts offsetting the premium of your long contracts somewhat.

goldenfrogs17

Trump is is supposed to crash and be forgotten, then in TWO WEEKS the next scam can start.

Ready2gambleboomer

\#2 is the legit monster in the room. We have waaaaay too many ambulance chasers here. Went to cardiologist then insurance pays him to read squiggly line. I see insurance company has paid another doctor the same fee. I don't know this guy from Adam. I go to his office. Ask who the fuck are you? I've never seen you before in my life. Answer? Oh I did the second opinion for your doctor. What? So TWO doctors get paid for the same thing? "I concur" gets him paid. Apparently, this is standard procedure. They do it for each other and the insurance company pays them BOTH and raises your premiums.

Eastern-Shopping-864

Everyone has “known” everything is massively overvalued for 3 years. How many years are you going to be saying it for? You don’t time the market, you get lucky. Even the most famous short (burry) was TWO YEARS early. You said in your original post how hard it was to time anything, so why are you even asking? No one has an answer because there isn’t an answer. Literally no one has an answer. Burry was still lucky that he didn’t run out of money covering his short position for two years. No matter how much you think you know, you don’t know enough. Better just hope you get out lucky.

yahoo_determines

I need not one but count em TWO big days GLXY. Bring me to life

TheLelouchLamperouge

One red day, no one bats an eye TWO red days and society goes wild

Old-Cantaloupe-1711

SELL INTO THE LOWS the fundies are coming back at 2 and SELLING MORE WE will see TWO HOUR BLOODBATH into the close Could be CIRCUIT BREAKER

AnonMyracle142

I sold everything last year around November (all my AAPL shares and I’m not bullish on it long term, sold because I hated the Apple Intelligence plan and was up 100%, so I sold at a profit in disgust) and shorted about a month before the tariff crash for the first time, made an absolute killing (hit John Deere since I thought farmers would be hit hard by retaliatory tariffs, their stock collapsed insanely hard for this reason). My mistake was not getting back in/betting on a TACO. To anyone who says “DCA”: after the 1929 stock market crash, the market didn’t recover for not just a decade, but MORE THAN TWO. Major recessions and depressions can cause DEVASTATING losses that by the time you recover your losses, it’s too late. Inflation and age WILL take all of your hypothetical gains. There is NO 100% safe investment, even in the long run. “Gold is money, everything else is credit.” - J.P. Morgan The timing you said could very well be right but as others have said, it could come this fall. Almost all big crashes happen in the fall, no coincidence as to why: psychologically fear goes up when the weather cools. 1929, 1987, 2008.

ApostleThirteen

They could always grow hemp in TX, or other legal states, too. I don't think there is a chance that VFF will ever willingly merge with ANY mso or lp. VFF still owns TWO 30 acre greenhouse parcels (Monahans' and Marfa 1) in Texas. The Marfa I facility is next to nearly 1000 acres of sunbelt that has it's own aquifer just waiting to be developed. VFF stands to be HUGE.

Scannerguy3000

MY BROTHER! THERE ARE TWO OF US! Let's form a club!

professor_chao5

Hell yeah, gonna take profits and get myself TWO packs of Pokémon cards

foldyaup

WHOA?! TWO MONTHS?! Please listen. Take 2k and play with that. One day you’re gonna get smoked by a play and you and your mom will be back on SNAP.

PushAble2463

I do however know that he’d bought ONE sailboat and before that built a greenhouse in the backyard of his TWO million dollar house. But I’m sure he’s still pissed for selling just when he did..

IllustriousPepper765

#from HUMBLE BEGINNINGS #i FULL PORTED mag 7, formerly known as big tech #back in the year 2014 #NO ETFs #you are probably thinking #must have been EASY back then #NO #redditards will be redditards #all the same spiel and SLOP #no way any company will reach ONE TRILLION, much less TWO TRILLION #DONT INVEST IN MAG 7 #they said #well, now im retired in my early 40s #AND THE FUTURE OF MAG 7 ARE EVEN BRIGHTER THAN IT WAS BEFORE

Wowmuchrya

https://preview.redd.it/va5nzpd7jfif1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1377a88c62f898b5acc18d1cb1ac91d4274b8ff1 TWO DIFFERENT COMPANIES SAME FUCKING GRAPH STUPID ASS ALGOS DOWN TO THE DOT GET THESE BOTS OUTA HERE

NYGiants181

Me want to drag politics into it?? YOU stated “all government does this”. Is that not politics? And thanks for trying to find something. But that is COMPLETELY different to what this post is about. That is about corporations paying their fair share. Which they weren’t. TWO PERCENT. Give me a break. This is completely different and you know it. Again, can you please link the article where it shows the past administration strong arming on revenue

No_Leek_1398

[TWO MORE institutional holdings came in for $CTM](https://fintel.io/so/us/ctm), both either adding or reiterating their positions 🤙

wheresabel

Read the article and you’ll understand why they purchased TWO trucks among dozens of other cars…

Dinkmers

So with Tesla abandoning its supercomputer, they are out of the AI game completely, if you could even say they were in it, until Tesla merges with XAi. Which would saddle XAi with TWO failing businesses (twitter and Tesla). With OpenAi having a weak launch today too, it's sounding like Google calls to me.

FartingOnAMetalChair

3 hundo by basically fuggin like TWO years from now, you fine

Yeah_x10

You’re not wrong, but look at Jan 2018 to Dec 2019. Most of that 2x growth occurred either in 2017, or in the last few months of 2020 as part of the Covid crash recovery and subsequent tech stock boom. For TWO YEARS it went up and down and ended flat.

wasifaiboply

Am I going to get TWO FUCKING LIBERATION DAYS IN ONE GODDAMN YEAR?!? I can only get so erect. $SPY 100 EOY.

luv2block

I take the totally opposite view from you. I say **TWO** cuts (or one 50 bp cut). Other countries are still cutting. Europe, Canada, China, are all under 3% and going lower. Only the UK is up there with the US at 4.25-4.5%. Inflation doesn't matter to central banks compared to stopping a recession. As a Canadian our central bank cut regardless of the inflation it has caused. Because they need to get mortgage rates down or our housing market will collapse. Also, our unemployment is at 7%. The US knows it's about to catch up with what the rest of the world has been going through and if they don't cut rates soon they'll be way too late and the damage will be far greater than if they cut asap. If the US were to raise rates, holy smokes, the amount of defaults on credit cards, mortgages, etc. would be crazy. This is what a debt bubble is, your only option is to keep adding more and more debt, and the only way to do that is with lower rates. Until one day you reach hyperinflation and have a revolution.

Street_Barracuda1657

I decided to buy TWO cybertrucks

illestnikka911

TWO? dont you dare do that to your body.

Alwaysnthered

DCA, be patient, and set buy points at support levels as they are broken. Here's a great piece of personal advice I use about catching falling knives on good companies (This is mine btw, I have not heard it repeated anywhere and it's worked wonders) "Think of the lowest point you think a stock could go, the point where you would start sweating and fearing for losing all your money" **set your lowest and final buy point TWO LEVELS BELOW the very lowest you (rationally) think the stock will go.** this is your new "anchor point" for how low you think the stock can go. why I do I use this? it changes your emotional anchor point to a level or two below your "gut wrenching fear point" for the stocks. this prevents you from 1) panic selling and 2) missing out on even better stock prices. I often find the stocks crash a few levels below points you think are the low. Example: \- When AMD was crashing people say below 95 was probably not going to happen - it was insanity given the future potential growth and how much it crashed. well, AMD hit the mid 70's. I'm using this strategy right now on google - IMO the lowest it could crash is is around 145. this would be the forward PE around 15-16 and on par with some utility companies. so my current price point right now is two large support level below that - or around 120-123.

Zealousideal-Ad7773

After 90 days of green in the SPY and TWO (2) red days you are like “time to be bullish again”? No, mate.

JustinDestruction

The inference is: Trump “Spa” offered happy endings from 16 yo children. Epstein hired Trump’s handjob artiste to be his “private masseuse. Trump wanted his handie, cut off JE TWO YEARS LATER. 🤔

Valkorion335786

I’ll give you TWO bottles of Jameson to change that to say they expire next week! 👀

mensch7

‘Who the heck only eats TWO Fig Newton cookies?!!’

2muchnet42day

JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MR. CANADA — BEGGING, ABSOLUTELY BEGGING — SAID THEIR ECONOMY WOULD “MELT LIKE ICE CREAM” IF I DIDN’T HOLD THE TARIFFS. I SAID OK, 90 DAYS, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I JUST WON TWO CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS IN ONE WEEKEND (FACT!). TOTAL SURRENDER. HISTORIANS ALREADY CALLING IT THE GREATEST TRADE DEAL. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Enygma_tik

New UNH heavyweight CFO appointed, they just announced it. They couldn’t mention this vital piece of information in the earnings TWO DAYS ago!? This type of sh** is what makes me think it’s all a staged downfall for all the insiders to renew their stock membership for very, very cheap. smfh jfc sos fml iykyk

jorcas

I'm retiring BABY!!! 🤯 I got TWO FULL shares of $FIG thanx to my MS Etrade acct 😒

CoolWerewolf

FED GOVERNORS WALLER, BOWMAN DISSENTED IN FAVOR OF RATE CUT FIRST TWO-GOVERNOR DISSENT SINCE 1993 Fuck Jerome Powell