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Part two- been practicing option trading (80 % success rate)
PART TWO- been practicing option trading for a year;
Am I correct in thinking that TAKE TWO will jump when GTAVI gets released. Like is it guaranteed
Meme Stocks back on the menu Bitches!
I'm a professional money manager and these are some of my notes from premarket
This AI Penny Stock Proves Path To Artificial General Intelligence
100% cash is trash has outperformed S&P500 for the last TWO YEARS
I gave an LLM current news about companies and asked it to write a news digest like it was Jim Cramer
🚀🍏 YO YO YO, APES! IT'S TENDY TIME FOR APPLE! 🍏🚀
RIO TINTO EXPLORATION CANADA AND AZIMUT EXPLORATION SIGN TWO “OPTION TO JOINT VENTURE AGREEMENTS” FOR UP TO C$115.7 MILLION FOR PROPERTIES BORDERING VICTORY’S STINGRAY LAC AND RIVIERE BLOCKS!
Take two interactive, a god stock for mentally challenged gamers
Institutions clearly knew about this pause before the public did.
ReconAfrica- Is Namibia the World's Next Oil & Gas Exploration Hot Spot?
On a scale from 1-2000, I'm about a 1987 on the bearish side.
$TWOH Recent News that most have overlooked and that’s a mistake..company looks to have put themselves in a stronger setting now..shares appetizing here.. Two Hands Corporation Announces Asset Sale of gocart.city
$TWOH NEWS OUT. Two Hands Corporation Announces Asset Sale of gocart.city. I do like the debt reduction here.
We found a Corporate Income Fund certificate - what is it?
The Artificial Intelligence Stock with the BIGGEST potential
$GMZP - The Hottest Merger Play Currently in OTC; Here's Why
The truth behind the current U.S. market?
FED Balance Sheet Showing $1,080,354,000,000 in Unrealized Losses
I Believe British Tobacco, Altria, The Kochs, and US Cannabis Have Conspired to Privatize the Entire Industry. Deal is imminent. My report:
How British American Tobacco, Altria, and The Koch Brothers Have Conspired with Nearly Every US Cannabis Operator, through the Lobbying System, to Privatize and Monopolize the Cannabis Industry. And the Deal is Imminent.
Some thoughts on why the market is holding up
ALBT Technical Analysis Update: Bullish Signals and Short Swing Opportunity
It's funny how a rating makes a stock nearly double in two days; until you shift thru the darkness and find a little more light being shed !
$BTCS- A diamond hiding, what $AABB should have been, the next $COIN my bull case for a $75+ SP
APRN - Joe hasn't commented in months...following the RDBX timeline, next week will be HUGE! TWO WORDS...FUNDING SECURED
TSLA is not going to stop, more rooms till the bottom
$OTLK - Outlook Therapeutics® Announces Validation of Marketing Authorization Application by the European Medicines Agency for ONS-5010 as a Treatment for Wet AMD
Why Buffet YOLO'd into $KR, and why Grocery Stores should be your #1 indicator for market transition
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Truman Show, Illuminati, Remembering Past Lives, Personal Experiences of Otherworldly Phenomena, What "They" don't want you to know.
Lillian Finance [$LY] is getting listed on TWO major exchanges!
DD Biolargo $BLGO - The best CLEAN WATER solutions for some of the biggest contamination problems (PFAS, Micropollutants)
Follow The Results - The Bear Market Earnings
GUYS you might want to see this. I struck lightning. I made a program that nailed the open and close in TSLA recently. Accuracy that would take 5720 years of guesses to see.
There literally has to be a recession and market crash to force all the regarded autists to go back to work.
APRN TA guy here again. I have more indicators that are showing extreme bullishness.
$APRN T+13 Days! Today's DD: Know When You Got 'Em
The whales of the world (CEOs of Google/Microsoft/Amazon and more) are starting to move PART TWO: The last cup of tea before the train takes off.
Introduction to Clean Tech BioLargo - Already UP 40% in the past month. $BLGO will get discovered.
BioLargo DD 2022 $BLGO - is Clean Water!! Clean Air, Cleaner Earth, and Much More.
APES are going to end this. ONCE AND FOR ALL. PART TWO.
BBBY. picked up 100 contracts. Naruto aint ready to run like this bitch
You motherfuckers were crying about $20 being too high. Tf happened?
read below if you missed the BBBY trade...
Lurker Post: AMC's APE-shit CEO Letter to me as an Stockholder
#SUPV - Supervielle Announces a Program for the Repurchase of Own Shares
Market impact of Abe assassination, thoughts from GS, MS, and ME. My view: Liberal Democratic Party gains support in 10 Jul elections and moves ahead with Abenomics/hawkish foreign policy. Upside potential for nuclear power industry and Japanese defense contractors.
Market impact of Abe assassination, thoughts from GS, MS, and ME. My view: Liberal Democratic Party gains support in 10 Jul elections and moves ahead with Abenomics/hawkish foreign policy. Upside potential for nuclear power industry and Japanese defense contractors.
Market impact of Abe assassination is risk off, think it's likely the Liberal Democratic Party gains support in 10 Jul elections and moves to implement Abenomics-themed economic policies/hawkish foreign policy. Looking at upside potential for nuclear power industry and Japanese defense contractors.
Market impact of Abe assassination is risk off, think it's likely the LDP gains support in 10 July elections and moves to implement Abenomics-themed economic policies/hawkish foreign policy. Looking at upside potential for nuclear power industry and Japanese defense contractors.
Make no mistake this is a big deal for Virgin Galactic SPCE
6-28-22 SPY/ ES Futures Daily TA (bonus QQQ and Apple)
RDBX Stock | REV Stock 🚨 THESE TWO STOCKS ARE BEING TALKED ABOUT ALL OVE...
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO HEAR IT?
GOLDMining Inc. (NYSE: GLDG) is up +28.34% in a few hours!
Professional Analysis: Are stocks poised to double their all time highs before the end of the year?
This week's coming blockbuster “Top Gun: Maverick” represents a major bet by Paramount and theater chains $PARA $AMC $CNK
This week's coming blockbuster “Top Gun: Maverick” represents a major bet by Paramount and theater chains $PARA $AMC $CNK
"Diamond Hands" Cringe Documentary + Proof or Ban Requests
$UONE - Possibly a Massive June Play with Potential for Gamma Squeeze
Still want to live next year? Sell options of Indexes, not Stocks
IF YOU ARE NEW TO INVESTING AND WANT TO MAKE SOME MONEY…
ATER Passed Resistance level gapping up to over 8
ATER HITS 3 SQUEEZE SIGNALS: EVALUATING THE IMPACT ON PERFORMANCE
SST - Putting things in perspective, and why this stock is unique
$SST - Putting things in perspective, and why this stock is unique
Stop getting distracted by posts on the shittiest companies. SST is the play right now. Focus for two weeks you ADHD bitches.
In a world of scarcity, panic-buying of things in short supply, Potash is an essential fertilizer and there's not enough. NTR, MOS, IPI
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Does this company really have TWO employees?
Oh mah GAWDz J.DIME for is under fire! He's gonna have Pam Bimbots up has wazoo. DIVE JPM....DIVE.... Gimme 260....Gimme gimme gimme! \~260, 260, TWO SIX OOOOOHHHH
it's always fun to see TWO of your positions on the big board (RDDT and NFLX)
Indeed TACO for the win. And his claim of 'future deal". is like his other bullshit "we will have something to announce in TWO WEEKS"....which never happens. What a clown he is
guys, according to chat HOTH has TWO employees, lmao
True. But how much do they pay in those nations??? India, Egypt, Pakistan, & many more pay TWO DOLLARS per month-without much room to increase pricing due to local economies. I still believe a few more hits may be in store 🤔 I believe it will come back, just might not be a fast turnaround 🤷♀️
The WB deal may take TWO YEARS to go through and no buyback till then. Lower guidance on every single metric. Can you elaborate why you think there is an upside?
Everyone's being a jerk to you so let me spell it for you exactly the mechanics of why this is a bad idea from a psychological point of view. I have seen this scenario play out two or three times with my friends. And it's not good. OK let's say you flawlessly handle a big market dip. Let's say you have $100,000 in the market. And you brilliantly sold when it dropped to $90,000, and you're sitting on cash. The market drops to $60,000. Congratulations, you're a winner. 🏆 You tell all your friends about it. You brag at parties. I'm not joking… You will be riding high. I've seen it happen. You'll be feeling great. Guess what? That $60,000… Now it's $50,000… But you're holding 90,000 in cash. You're freaking brilliant! You should write a book. Guess what happens in the next day? It's back up to $70,000. You just "lost" $20,000. You're not feeling so good now. But you know what? Market fundamentals are still bad, so you're gonna wait it out. Do you wanna make that $20,000 back and get in the market " at the bottom" Couple days later it's at $80,000. Now you're upset and scared. Not only did you "lose $30,000" but you're now in danger of not even having made any money at all even if you got back in. You're not gonna lock in that massive loss are you? No way man, let's wait for another dip so you can at least get back to 50,000. But that's not what happens. The market has a big jump and now it's at 110,000! You literally lost an actual $10,000 now… Not just your game but now you're a sucker. So you never enter back in and you sit on cash waiting for the next big drop. It never comes and one year later the markets at $140,000 and you're sitting in cash. I have literally seen this play out three times with three different people. No one can time the market, in order to do what you're doing you have to time it TWO times PERFECTLY.
> Europe is way more pissed this time. They might send TWO strongly worded letters.
🎵 Nobody loves you when you're TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY
Hold up... Look at the date though.TWO WEEKS! no way in 2 weeks he's gonna say there'll be a 90 day pause on the tariffs again. /S
NUAI - they published TWO announcements last night— very bullish! https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/era-energy-digital-closes-acquisition-020000932.html https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/era-energy-digital-partners-primary-023000440.html
Flash crash to 690 NOW ROBINHOODS CUCKING ME IN TWO MINUTES AHHHHH
Let me get this straight. A -153% debt to equity = 25% INCREASE IN TWO DAYS. Got it!
I’ll repost with these but here. Thoughts on agency MREITs with 12-20% yield like AGNC, NLY, DX, ORC, TWO, ARR etc., (and mortgage companies like RKT, LDI, UWMC.) My basic thesis is below but I’d like outside opinions since every friend I have from working in the mortgage industry has no opinions. Please tell me where I am wrong. Mortgages companies and Mortgage REITS (probably the best risk adjusted value niche in the market) • It affects so many people (and therefore our justifiably unpopular president’s popularity leading into midterms) and is driven by policy and regulation that the executive branch largely has control over. Trump has more • Mortgage spreads are historically wide when corporate spreads (ex ORCL) are tight • Deregulation for mortgages and banking • Lower Capital requirements means more lending • Funding/repo rates are gonna drop more with the federal • LT rates anchored with largest treasury buybacks of all time • MREITs yield 12-20% dividends so when rates fall and will look even more attractive on a relative basis. Meanwhile their higher net interest spread will make them more profitable and they should continue to appreciate. • Financial/Mortgage companies are full of paper pushers who do countless repetitive tasks whose jobs are the most easily replaced with AI. No edge AI sensors or insane computational energy needed for how straightforward these are. Headcount expense can plummet. Outside catalyst bet: - Declaring housing an emergency, Trump can order his new lackey at the fed is to start to buy mortgage bonds in some form of QE tightening spreads. Potential Risk - People may not want to move cuz of their mortgage rates and material costs can rise with the inevitable “run it hot” inflation. Also, K shaped economy and labor weakness.
So “analysts are cautious” surrounding AAPLs 36 P/E ratio, but TSLAs TWO HUNDRED NINETY TWO is chill? Why are analysts so scared of AAPL but TSLA is fine?
During the invasion of Greenland, an American general and his troops are advancing through the rocky, icy terrain. Suddenly, from behind a ridge, they hear a voice shout: **“One Danish soldier can take on ten Americans!”** The general smirks and orders **ten soldiers** forward over the ridge. A brief but intense firefight erupts — then silence. Moments later, the voice returns: **“One Danish soldier can take on one hundred Americans!”** Now annoyed but intrigued, the general sends **one hundred soldiers** over the ridge. A much larger battle breaks out, lasting far longer than the first. Eventually, everything goes quiet again. Then the voice shouts once more: **“One Danish soldier can take on one thousand Americans!”** Furious, the general orders **one thousand of his best troops** to advance over the ridge. A massive and prolonged battle follows, echoing across the frozen landscape. In the middle of the fighting, a badly wounded American soldier crawls back over the ridge toward the general and gasps: **“Sir… don’t send any more men… it’s a trap…** **THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!”** (yeah, the joke is older than me and in reality the American soliders probably wouldn't even attack in the first place but just call in fire support :-p )
Well hot damn, so two child raping presidents then.. shame this isn’t stamped out more than TWO HUNDRED YEARS LATER though.
That's not how a credit spread works. A credit spread is a vertical. An IC, or more specifically a short IC, is TWO verticals, one on either side. With a short IC, it is a neutral play and you lose with a move to either direction. OP is taking a neutral/directional bet with defined risk using a vertical. Suppose price is at 7000 and he sells a 7010C and buys a 7015C. Then his max loss is 5 points minus whatever he sold the spread for. As long as price stays below 7010 at expiration he is good. If it blows past 7015, then he loses 5 points minus his credit.
Excellent summary. Been in for nearly 2 years now and watched the stock get used and abused by predatory short funds. Truly does appear to be a life changing and cancer treatment space revolutionizing company. There’s been a squeeze building for the last 3 weeks and I believe shorts are really and truly trapped. I’m holding my positions regardless because I believe that 10-20B is a very realistic valuation for the company so my price target starts at $45 and $100 is high but not out of the question. Length of the Regal trial is astonishing, and with no futility concerns it’s clear it is working incredibly well. SLS009 showing excellent response rates and beating mOS by a wide margin in groups with no other treatment options. When do you find a company with TWO blockbuster compounds let alone one?
as well. Two words. TWO FUCKING WORDS
I am in. This stock is seriously undervalued but they have to show how their business model can benefit shareholders. Also the really small float will be hard for major institutional investor participation. However, there are some already have a foot at the door. Here is the Q2 to Q3 changes in holdings. Would be interesting to see the Q4 numbers: |Institution|2025-Q2|2025-Q3| |:-|:-|:-| || |GEODE CAPITAL MANAGEMENT, LLC|28383|33582| |RENAISSANCE TECHNOLOGIES LLC|11277|27377| |VANGUARD GROUP INC|27012|27012| |XTX Topco Ltd|22671|19612| |UBS Group AG|23942|17556| |TWO SIGMA INVESTMENTS, LP|0|12254| |BlackRock, Inc.|8607|8607| |Tower Research Capital LLC (TRC)|3646|4509| |CITIGROUP INC|642|295| On the other hand, the small float is perfect for retail investors to take control collectively.. lol. Maybe someone here can consider to create a sub for this.
Nice call. I am in as well but at higher level. This stock is seriously undervalued but they have to show how their business model can benefit shareholders. Also the really small float will be hard for major institutional investor participation. However, there are some already have a foot at the door. Here is the Q2 to Q3 changes in holdings. Would be interesting to see the Q4 numbers: |Institution|2025-Q2|2025-Q3| |:-|:-|:-| |GEODE CAPITAL MANAGEMENT, LLC|28383|33582| |RENAISSANCE TECHNOLOGIES LLC|11277|27377| |VANGUARD GROUP INC|27012|27012| |XTX Topco Ltd|22671|19612| |UBS Group AG|23942|17556| |TWO SIGMA INVESTMENTS, LP|0|12254| |BlackRock, Inc.|8607|8607| |Tower Research Capital LLC (TRC)|3646|4509| |CITIGROUP INC|642|295| On the other hand, the small float is perfect for retail investors to take control collectively.. lol. Maybe someone here can consider to create a sub for this.
That people think Robo taxi is going to work is the funniest part of the TSLA scam. Like - a two door taxi...TWO DOOR TAXI...that doesn't even use Lidar. Sure.
Not one but TWO completely flat candles today, wow
Why not 777%? And hear me out....maybe TWO Wendy's dumpsters?
You mean like when I used all my margin, going long on TNA at $47 only to have it drop to about FORTY TWO? Yeah, I've done that.
The odds of that rug pool were pretty fucking slim. I'm pretty upset that it killed my runners. Still made a buck, but coulda made TWO
Look, I don't even necessarily agree with the guy you're replying to, but you have to understand how little sense you're making here. OBVIOUSLY it would be more prudent to focus on and put pressure on one INDIVIDUAL with billions of dollars than TWO ENTIRE NATIONS worth TRILLIONS. A single person vs BILLIONS of people. Like you must realize how stupid that sounds right?
I'd like to point out that I am the best GOOG pundit in the world, for I made nearly this same post except ON THE TWO-YEAR LOW FOR 2025. I have since made a shit ton of $$$ on GOOG. I'll also tell you that I think it's still undervalued, and will continue to do well, but maybe not as well as you're thinking. Source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1jtsdcc/google\_what\_am\_i\_missing/](https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1jtsdcc/google_what_am_i_missing/)
Saw TWO femboys today 👀👀👀👀
*ABC CITES TWO US OFFICIALS ON MARIJUANA EXECUTIVE ORDER REPORT *TRUMP EXPECTED TO SIGN ORDER ON MARIJUANA AS SOON AS TODAY:ABC Tods tweet ^
#🌽 PUTTING UP A TRIPLE DOUBLE WITH TWO TORN ACLs AND GOGGLES ON ITS FACE.
I do not even spend that amount of money in Switzerland in the weaker CHF currency on food in TWO months
I LOVE LOSING ALL THE MONEY I MADE IN TWO DAYS! MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A REAL INVESTOR! #dies
First this cannot be real. Second Zuck definitely has enough room to move over so I can clearly see the one of the TWO FEMALE executive featured on this cover.
Ai fixes this! TWO groups of bots!
Wait wait... ORCL beats earnings by FIFTY FREAKING TWO PERCENT, Jpow says RATE CUTS, and it's down 4% after hours? Never bet on reason.
A truly monumental TWO dollar range, nearly DOUBLING expectations of a one dollar range for Spy!
did CRWV just announced a TWO FUCKING BILLION dilution?
I can’t stop queefing and it’s genuinely ruining my social life. This all started about a month ago when I (F19) was hanging out at my friend’s house and decided to do something stupid. A handstand. I don’t know why I felt the sudden, primal, God-given urge to do it. I hadn’t done one since I was maybe ten. Whatever the reason, I planted my hands on the carpet, kicked my legs up, and immediately opened Pandora’s “box”. I guess my coochie activated like some kind of air tight seal being pried open by the sheer gravity of being upside down. I queefed. Not a cute little fploot! moment. No. Apparently since the rate of air being suctioned in to my vagina was so I high it pushed out an ungodly Dolby surround sound vaginal blast directly in his face. It was so loud his dad who was TWO ROOMS away heard it, assumed it was a fart, and laughed and yelled “Nice one!” But it didn’t stop. So much air got sucked in that as I’m sitting, making awkward eye contact with him, it proceeded to unleash nine more aggressive, wet queefs. Ever since then, I’ve been genuinely scared to move certain ways now. If I bend, jump, squat, sneeze, breathe wrong. FLPURT. I become a human whoopee cushion. It honestly doesn’t matter if people think it’s a fart or not. Either way it’s humiliating and super embarrassing for me. And if someone does ask, what am I supposed to say? “Oh don’t worry, that wasn’t a fart it was actually just my pussy!” Either explanation is horrible. It’s gotten so bad that I haven’t been going on dates, I’ve avoided hanging out with friends, I don’t go to the gym. I’ve also been skipping volleyball practice because every time I jump, slide, lunge, or stretch, the pink pocket poot echoes across the gym. It might sound funny, but the endless queefing is actually wrecking my confidence and my social life. How the heck do I stop queefing?
Netflix gave Obama a production deal. They’re toast unless Trump gets TWO deals and a plaque.
How do you end up -75k during TWO massive bull runs, and 4 massive gifted dips? (COVID, ChatGPT bottom/launch, Yen Carry Trade unwind, Liberation day)? You belong in the WSB Retard HOF.
They also sent notification that they may have to do two things; reverse split as well as sell more shares (dilute). I’m on their email list. So what this means essentially is, they have 180 days to get back to $1. The news is obviously good. Not one but TWO posters at this event, they’re not going to stand there and say “our therapy drug is crap it doesn’t work@. This WILL be a catalyst, and it’s over two days so it will be likely very quickly followed with dilution (diluting higher priced shares brings them MORE revenue)….get in, and get out fast is what I say
I hate how they don't value the money at all, that's TWO new Lexus LC500s that he burned.
I love how David Shitface Ellison immediately ran to Donald Trump to plead with him to stop the sales agreement because he didn't get what he wanted this Christmas. What a fucking childish asshole. "I only got ONE mega entertainment company this winter! I WANTED TWO!!!!! Whhhaaaaaaaa, whhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!" Fucking over-privileged baby.
No it is because I've seen it from the inside myself that I know what BS looks like. I'm showing you real postings from the company on their own website. You are the one talking about amazing traders no ones ever heard of. Amazing traders don't go to prop firms. Because they don't make enough money off trading to stay alive. Which is why prop firms offer **courses or software** for sale. Everyone knows the typical prop companies like Jane Street, DRW, Jump Trading, Kershner, SMB, etc. Oh look! you mentioned TWO of them. What a SHOCK. It isn't. Do you know why. Because Kershner sells software.. Everyone knows of the garbage system **Gr8trade**. And who makes that system? Oh that's right! Kershner! And who licenses this software and pays for it? OH WAIT! ITS SMB! Do you see where this is going bro? It's a funnel system of scam. Anyone that has done real trading knows it, and avoids those companies like the plague. One company sells courses educational courses for $5000/year. The other company which is connected to them (even you said this) sells the software to them. scam.
LOL thetafuck day TWO. Made a couple grand selling far otm 0DTEs on QQQ and SPY. Notional risk be damned. Spreads are for bitches. ... on a related note, I still have no flair. thought I would point that out. As I wrote before, I have stopped begging for a flair because someone here said it does not work. I bet MODS are sitting on a pile of flairs that are worth nothing to them, yet they won't spare me even ONE of them godamnit fuck
Whhhy? They always dump before and after rate cuts. You gotta time Dat shit out a week or TWO AFTER cuts brah!
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/2056263/000121390025108479/ea0264919-01.htm >IN ORDER TO EXERCISE YOUR REDEMPTION RIGHTS, YOU MUST, NO LATER THAN 5:00 P.M. EASTERN TIME ON DECEMBER 1, 2025 (TWO (2) BUSINESS DAYS PRIOR TO THE MEETING), DEMAND THAT CCCM REDEEM YOUR PUBLIC SHARES FOR CASH BY...
First TWO moves are always wrong…right?
YOU TALK LIKE A NOVICE WHO JUST GOT LUCKY. ADDING TO A LOSING POSITION IS RETARDED. THE WHOLE GAME IS CUT YOUR LOSSES SHORT AND LET YOUR PROFITS RUN. YOUR BS STRATEGY WAS NOT BASED ON PRICE ACTION AND VOLUME. WHICH ARE BY FAR THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT COMPONENTS OF ANY SUCCESSFUL DAY TRADING, SWING OR POSITION TRADING SYSTEM. YOUR BOGUS STRATEGY WAS FOR POSITION TRADING. POSITION TRADING IS NOT REALLY RECOMMENDED WHEN THE S & P 500 IS TRADING AT FORWARD EARNINGS OF 23.58, WHICH IS THE HIGHEST IT HAS BEEN IN 25 YEARS, OR SINCE 2000 DOT COM BUBBLE! YOU GOT LUCKY, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. I BUILT A CUSTOMIZED TRADING SYSTEM THAT CAN TRADE SIDEWAYS, UP, OR DOWN MARKETS ON ANY TIME FRAME AND IN ANY MARKET, INCLUDING FOREX. I DID THE HARD WORK MONITORING, TWEAKING, TESTING, & TRADIN https://preview.redd.it/kp7dfkl63j4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=000e866cda82c52d427ef6e12be8cfde2cdfe124 G MY SYSTEM IN REAL TIME! AND KNOW I WONT SHARE IT. ONLY TRADERS NUILDING
TWO bags in ONE day??? Whuuut??
In summary, **KSS should be appropriately valued at $90-130/share** (without accounting for the short squeeze bloodbath). Before you laugh, remember KSS’s board rejected an offer to go private in 2022 at $64/share, which they believed (rightly so) was significantly undervaluing the company. To value KSS properly you need to understand their business. They are not just a big-box retailer, they are also a landowner. To keep things as simple as possible, you can value the two separately. Just think…they could sell off their RE (outright or sale-leasebacks), payoff nearly half of their debt and the interest/lease payments would approximately net out. You then have a company with a current ratio of over 2.0. **Owned Real Estate Holdings – Implied Value of approximately $36.56/share:** https://preview.redd.it/0gxwcb1tng3g1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=af648bb2a03de9dd4a721f5a7cfa43fbd0532fc5 **Operating Business – Implied Value of approximately $98.20/share:** When looking at purely the ongoing operating business of KSS, you can compare them to other discount retailers (that lease real estate, not own) such as Ross and TJMaxx. Remember, KSS is a profitable company making over $1.2 billion/year (current market capitalization is less than annual EBITDA…crazy). **ADD THE TWO UP AND YOU GET AN IMPLIED STOCK PRICE OF $133.76/SHARE!...LFG!!!...RIP THE SHORTIES THROATS OUT!!!**
You people make me sick. These trillion dollar corporations are breaking their backs to bring you the same product year after year and what do you do? You sit there and use your phone for TWO YEARS STRAIGHT. Animals, the lot of you
#YOU DOOMERS WILL ALL BUY AT ATHs IN TWO WEEKS.
***I asked ChatGPT for a NVDA drinking game. Tbh this wasnt even that funny. I guess AI is a fad after all. Puts.*** # 🚀🚀🚀 NVDA EARNINGS DRINKING GAME 🚀🚀🚀 **Papa Jensen’s Leather Jacket Edition** Listen up degenerates: tonight we YOLO our livers while NVDA YOLOs our portfolios. Rules are simple — drink until you see God or margin call, whichever comes first. # 📈 BULLISH TRIGGERS * CEO says **AI** → SIP (pace yourself, this is basically waterboarding). * Revenue beats by 10%+ → CHUG, scream “TO THE MOON.” * Guidance raised → SHOT, salute the jacket. * Stock spikes >5% AH → SHOTGUN a beer, YOLO calls tomorrow. # 📉 BEARISH TRIGGERS * Miss on data center revenue → TWO SIPS, cry into your RTX card. * Guidance lowered → SHOT, post loss porn immediately. * Stock tanks >5% AH → FINISH THE BOTTLE, blame Jerome. * Analyst asks about China restrictions → SIP nervously, check margin account. # 🎭 MEME MOMENTS * Leather jacket mention → SIP, whisper “Daddy.” * “Unprecedented demand” → CHUG half your drink. * WSB YOLO screenshot mid‑call → EVERYONE SHOT, collective cope. * 🚀 spam in chat → SIP every time, die of alcohol poisoning. 🔥 **Bonus Rule:** If NVDA beats AND stock still dumps → RAGE CHUG, post “MARKET IS RIGGED” memes until dawn.
I know its not a tool, but im still shocked. My MIL came by and she stopped to get me a package of gravy mix on her way. What used to be .50-75 cents max was apparently TWO DOLLARS!!! TWO REAL HUMAN DOLLARS FOR A PACKAGE OF GRAVY MIX!!! That's insane!
To make up for this horse shit we better get a power TWO hours. Not just fucking one
Bro… this TWO RED FLAGS conspiracy is hilarious. Warren Buffett is 95 years old, most of us won’t live this long, can the man retire and enjoy his wealth LMAO ! Michael Burry is 1-for-10 on predictions since 2008. Maybe worse those are the ones I’ve researched, And somehow these dudes writing letters on the same day means the market is about to implode? Come on, man. Buffett has been giving that “stocks might drop 50% sometimes” since he started the fund. Every fund manager reminds you of risk, it protects them lol His indicator has been flashing since late 2022… can we just admit it’s off? or are we gonna pretend it’s like every other doom chart where they wait 30 years and say “SEE??? It was right lol”? And Burry? He closes Scion and half the internet loses its mind. Some people swear he’s “throwing in the towel,” others somehow think it’s bullish. My first thought? Again? That fund gets shut down every time Burry has a hissy fit He shut it down in 2008, 2010, 2016, 2021 2023,2024 he disappeared lol after his “RECESSION” tweet. That dip was a fun buying opportunity!!! Anyway you linking these two things together like it’s some coded signal from the Market Gods is wild to me!!! It’s simple a 95 year old retiring, and a guy with a losing record rage quitting again If that’s your end of days indicator, you’re not analyzing markets, you’re just reacting to headlines. Look at the charts, man. Since April the move has been insane. I literally NEVER sell, but even I trimmed last week because it felt uncomfortable watching some names go up another 10% for no real reason. Take AMD Lisa Su “confirmed high growth.” Umm… we’ve known that. So why is AMD up 15% in a day? This is Easy profit taking moment. I’ve been waiting for along with many others , I’ll reload once the craziness cools off. So many are trying to be the next Burry. Go online X is my Fav. there are more Burrys than actual investors right now. Everyone wants to call the top, the crash, the crisis. And the irony is, when a real crisis hits, half of us never see it coming anyway. They don’t exactly broadcast those ahead of time. Like they are doing now This current move doesn’t mean we’re flying straight up from here. I hope NOT!!!! Honestly, a 10% correction would be healthy. Markets don’t move in straight lines and what we’ve had recently is a straight line.
Yes, this has been clear for the better part of a decade by now. The guys a pdf AND he bankrupted not one but TWO casinos. Casinos!!! America failed an open book intelligence test last November and we are going to suffer tremendously for it
But he is talking about the next TWO years. Nuclear is worthless in that timeframe.
Since I own a while TWO shares.. may I get a RDDT investor flair?
Just started a new company, Corebius Unlimited LLC. I will be offering my new rig with TWO brand new RTX-5090s with liquid cooling for rent to any interested hyperscalers. Bids accepted through end of month.
\> TRUMP: OVER NEXT TWO, THREE WEEKS WE WILL BE HANDING OUT NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM puts on safely flying ever
all I'm asking is TWO more days..then you won't see me here again 😆
It’s insane, $8 and $10 LEAPS are pennies on the dollar compared to TWO WEEKS ago. No idea how this subreddit can go literal ape mode on shitty BYND but this stock can’t get any momentum with how fucking ez of a slam dunk it could be.
I diversified by holding TWO stocks
We are 100% in a bubble. Just compare OpenAI financing $1.4T in deals the past year compared to their revenue of $13B That’s TWO orders of magnitude difference Now whether the bubble will grow 2-3x more before popping… no one has any idea
You're right, it was TWO Sieg Heils.
Yeah, well, it'll cost TWO billion to get that pecker working again
Hahaha TWO YEAR EXPIRY SHORTS. It’s gonna crash my bastards
And this is what I don’t understand. The entire company is worth 1.4 trillion. So they’re voting to pay Musk 1 trillion - roughly TWO THIRDS of the entire company’s value - to…do what, exactly? Throw out more salutes? Hype up a bunch of tech predictions for the next five years that have no feasible way of coming true? Like are the shareholders just clown-shoes stupid? What am I missing?
Just chinese investors pumping it they say At this point there's no catalyst, just vibes, but those vibes are strong for some reason Go for it if you want, but at this poimt i'll just stay away, do some other stuff and probably get me some food because i'm legitimately mad at myself for not buying the dip TWO times (then agakn, they said this stock was like going to the casino, either big, either dump) Tl;dr: no catalyst, just... Weird, probably a BYND 2.0 on some places
lol “I’m retiring….. IN TWO FUCKING YEAR BABY LETS GET THAT BREAD”
“🥭 WASN’T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT REPUBLCANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT,” Lol...🥭 is such a funny guy.
>“TRUMP WASN’T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT REPUBLICANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT,” according to Pollsters. -🥭 Lol thanks for admitting the shutdown is your party's fault dude
Good lord of mercy all the adds on tweet social are outrageous. I braved the pillows and towels for you all. *“🥭 WASN’T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT REPUBLICANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT,” according to Pollsters.*
Have you seen their twitter? They literally use ai generated videos to make announcements. They have TWO ceo! Like why?? Just feels like a scam company. I could totally be wrong
I bought one dollar of btc, and Robinhood gave me an extra dollar of btc for free. THATS RIGHT GUARANTEED TWO-BAGGER, CHUDS.
Canada is such a bad country to live in. We have to pay TWO dollars for Arizona iced tea.
I never said it was. You were ignoring two things * THING ONE: DIVIDENDS * TING TWO: THE LONG TERM TOTAL RETURN FOR S&P 500 IS ~10% not ~17%.
It's just bots from Russia or China trying to feed into the despair hole so everyone in the U.S. feels hopeless, defeated, and distracted by real issues. The world is falling apart, but it's not because Chipotle's quarterly earnings were slightly off and (according to the article) at their lowest level in (wait for it) TWO YEARS! Oh wow, it's corporate greed!... and not just the usual stock market nonsense anyone with an education knows is par for the course.
Even then, if I can scrounge up another fifteen, I can make TWO steak dinners from scratch.
I know nothing of this company, but apparently the old CEO is now running TWO departments for Trump - Commissioner of Social Security and CEO of the IRS. So if that guy is still chummy with Fiserv (gonna look into it), he'll ask Trump to pump the company in a few days and it will pop back up.
You don’t crystallize your gains 20 years out. Historically, roughly half your current individual holdings will fail, but your winners will more than make up for it with reinvested returns over TWO DECADES.
ADDITIONAL CONTENT: I am still looking into this, but here is a snippet from Grok expert mode about their CONFIRMED relationship with *TWO* "Big 3 automakers" https://imgur.com/a/kcTLgwp
you watched TWO baseball games lol
Hold GPUS...TWO YEAR TARGET 12!
LISTEN UP, YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOTS! 🪖 THERE’S ONLY TWO KINDS WHO POST ON WSB! STEERS AND DEGENERATES — AND I DON’T SEE ANY HORNS, SO GRAB YOUR CRAYONS AND PREPARE TO STORM TOMORROW'S EARNINGS CALL! 🪖🚀💎 Tomorrow’s not just another day, it’s the DAY OF RECKONING. Aurora Innovation is marching onto that earnings battlefield, and I expect every last one of you paper-handed jellyfish to STAND TALL. You think hedge funds are gonna give you freedom? WRONG. They want you crawling in the mud, begging for tendies. But we’re not beggars! We’re degenerates with DIAMOND HANDS, and by God we’re gonna storm this trench like it’s Normandy. MAKE SURE YOUR WIFE'S BOYFRIEND HAS A SPECIAL DAY PLANNED BECAUSE WE NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK AT FULL ATTENTION! So clean the Cheeto dust off your uniforms, shine those size-14 Velcro boots, and lock your sights on that earnings call. When the smoke clears, we’ll either be strapping into a rocket that takes off when we blow past $8.50 or body-bagged in ramen debt until the next quarter and THAT’S HOW IT SHOULD BE. Now drop and give me 69 YOLOs in the comments, because tomorrow we don’t whisper. WE SEND IT. 🚀🦍🇺🇸 DISMISSED!
This article has no foundation nor merit. It got the social media misinformation from 2 sources, TWO SOURCES. Completely denying the SI numbers, the float numbers but it does admit that those shares that everyone was trying to interpret are NOT yet tradable but they are included in the float.
>[$AMD](https://x.com/search?q=%24AMD&src=cashtag_click) \- U.S. DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY FORMS $1 BILLION PARTNERSHIP WITH AMD TO BUILD TWO SUPERCOMPUTERS
Oh yeah? Well I just had TWO threesomes. Take that, loser.
STOP COMPARING THE TWO YALL ARE DUMB AF YOU REALLY THINK THEYLL LET ANOTHER GME 2.0 HAPPEN?! Wake up people
I remember this very episode on the comedy network, seems like yesterday. Can't believe that was TWO decades ago.
Wow TWO green candles on the 5 minute? Generational
What exactly do they teach in a TWO YEAR course for bitcoin?