TWO

Bernie4Life420

If you could PERFECTLY time their bottoms what TWO stocks are loading the truck with ? For me probably MSFT and COST --

Blueskyminer

LOLOL. You ordered TWO of those trashcans?

Big_Crank

U got the world by the balls. Youre enemy for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, is lifestyle creep. Dont let your fellow residents and doctors make you feel pressure do get the bew car and the boat and all that shit. You dont deserve it, YET. if you live below your means, youll be a millionaire in TWO YEARS (after residency) It almost doesnt matter what you invest in, as long as you pic something big (voo,vti) and hold it. You have a huge wealth building path. Im talking potentially 50million by the time youre 60. DONT BLOW IT

turbo_dude

thing is, longer battery life doesn't mean shit unless you've reached the benchmark of TWO whole days

DeeDee_Z

First and foremost, please remember that **insurance** products and **investment** products are completely different things. Investing is not insurance; insurance is not investing. Here's the standard brainless/autopilot way to do what your **title** says: * Open a brokerage account. Set up an ACH link between it and your bank/checking account. * Every payday, transfer a certain amount of cash directly from bank to bkg. * Alternatively, if your employer allows it and makes it easy to manage, have part of your paycheck deposited in the bkg account. * On the brokerage side, set up an Systematic Investment Program or Auto-Invest program, or whatever your chosen bkg calls it. On a certain day every month (more often is possible, but not necessary), have one month's worth of cash invested in a low-cost mutual fund. * This schedule does NOT need to line up with your pay cycle. Even if you get paid weekly or fortnightly, having a once-a-month purchase is plenty often enough. * Sometimes, there will be 3 or 5 paydays in a month, giving you extra cash. Don't worry about it; there will be a need for it at some later time. The important thing to note, if you haven't done anything like this before, is that • putting cash into the account on some schedule, and • investing the accumulating cash, are TWO SEPARATE, INDEPENDENT steps / processes. Nothing to it, right?

GeneralZaroff1

Clearly his mistake is that he should have studied TWO weeks. That’s what all those billion dollar investment and millions of professional brokers do.

SPY225

>#I HAVE ONLY TAKEN TWO COURSES IN ECONOMICS - JEROME POWELL tried to warn you he was regarded

baeconundeggz

K Peeps... Wed CPI inflation report is critical. So far, we have had TWO months of INCREASING inflation. If it increases again for a THIRD month that means a pattern is confirmed... no rate cuts and a greater chance that the narrative changes to rate HIKES. Market gonna drill to earth's core and we are in need of a 5-10% correction anyways. We've been rippin' since October... take some profits and shelter yourself from the impending storm. Oh and Pharoh Ramses speaks sometimes this week too...

TrumpTheTraitor1776

Dominos stock is worth TWO TIMES McDonald's stock. Lol. Not based on fundamentals in the slightest. Dominos is basically a meme stock at this point.

thezenunderground

Yep, they're in a classic breakout after TWO years of not been ng able to get above ~150

CozmicFlare

I would like to know TWO things: Why were the option premiums so incredibly cheap And why did OP think to buy options on this stock in the first place?

Interesting_Bug_9247

Let's count. NOVEMBER (ONE) DECEMBER (TWO) JANUARY (THREE!) FEBRUARY (FOUR) MARCH (FIVE!!!!) Whewwwwwwwwww we can count to FIVE

oscarfranks

Fr bunch of ugly trannys THEIRS ONLY TWO GENDERS THAT EXIST BTW MUAHAHAHHHA TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP !

No_Dragonfruit9017

Anything good in pharm or mining stocks? Doing Dividend Capture on TWO, so expect the usual small drop there - hope that helps

mister_m_yass

“Thank you for calling….your estimated wait time is FOURTY, SEVEN, DAYS AND TWENTY TWO MINUTES.

The_Milkman

Emerging markets have been ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT for nearly TWO DECADES. Don't invest in countries where there is no rule of law and corruption is rampant. Just because a country can have one or two good years means nothing about its lasting potential.

NameLips

I doubled the money I put into RDDT. That's right, I now have TWO HUNDRED dollars.

TradrJoeOvr9000

GOD FORBID TSLA HAS TWO GOOD DAYS IN A ROW

bruceki

those 12.5/jan 26 contracts are $900 each. whats your profit margin for risking $900? Let me put it another way; do you think you could get a better return with that 900 in the next TWO YEARS?

maester_t

True. But also: consuming 1 ton of cocoa will give you the strength of a bear that has the strength of TWO bears.

Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm

An American Company and a Japanese Company decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action. The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the American team had one person rowing and eight people steering. After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the American team. So as race day neared again the following year, the American team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide a work incentive. The next year, the Japanese won by TWO miles!!! Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.

TGWBeef

It’s an offline AI that is basically a shortcut for drivers who are too stupid to open a car manual in the glove box to look up the tire pressure. Oh and “increased revenue guidance for 24/25, and again, we’re talking about FULL YEAR REVENUE, it goes from $70M (‘24) to $100M (‘25). “WoW tHaT’s a HuGe InCrEaSE oF oVeR 40%!” So $170M in the next TWO years…REVENUE, not profit…and the current market cap is $1.9 BILLION. That’s AFTER it tanked from the $2.55B MC it was last week. Ain’t touching this long while it’s over $1B valuation. Probably still won’t even when it is cuz I don’t see anything “transformative” about what they’re peddling.

AlexanderXTheXGreatX

Bro, don't let everyone on here discourage you. ​ I hated the PDT when I was first starting out for one reason only, that it is MY money and I should have the right to lose it or whatever... it is my business and not anyone else, in a free country. They make it about the margin but your position get liquidated anyway so they are protected. I wanted a margin account, not for the extra leverage, but to be able to trade as little or as much as I wanted (again, its my money to lose if I want as an adult).. Luckily, I was able to make it work even though I felt the PDT made it take much longer to get to 25K, but where I really see it hurting people, and where I think the REAL issue ends up being is that so many people end up "holding" their position much longer than they should have, praying it will bounce back in their favor BECAUSE, if they close out their position, they will have to wait TWO days for settlement to trade again, or have one less day trade on a margin account for the rolling five days.. so they hold.. and thats what ends up really blowing up their account. ​ Lets all be real here, any smart trader knows they need to be disciplined and cut losses immediately if the trade doesn't go their way (and we know from stats that a good trader hits at approx 70% accuracy, on average), meaning 30% of the time, the trade needs to get cut and cut fast.. and here where the problem is with PDT. If you have 2K in your account as a new trader, its really hard to grow your account unless you are using most or all the 2K to trade.. so, if you have to cut the trade, its now 2 more days until you can trade again while you wait to settle.. which is is the reason most new traders HOLD their trades, and end up bag holding and then eventually cutting it anyway. Imagine if you can cut the trade quickly, saying you lost $5-$20 on the 2K because the trade hit your stop loss as an example, you shouldn't have to wait two days or only be able to do this 3 times per week for being smart and making the right decision, which is where traders feel like they are getting punished with the PDT rule. ​ Lastly, if it helps, I took a different road.. I made a promise to myself that I would use a cash account (I only had $4000 when I first started, to invest), and my promise was that I would wait for what I believed from all my studying, was an A+ set up, and I would punch half (2K) on a trade.. and no matter what happened, win or lose that day, I would not trade again until the following day, where I would use my other 2K, IF I SAW an A+ setup.. this made it to where I could trade every single day at least as I grew my account. The rest of the time, I would paper trade but I would only trade it as if it were my real money, on one of my two A+ setups, as the day went on.. ( I also had a completely different broker that I used to paper trade any other strategy that I was trying to learn and play around with but my main account and my main paper trading account were always kept sacred to me and taken with the utmost seriousness. and lastly, I took on some side hustles, doing whatever I could to make extra money and I would take that extra money and always put it right in my main account to grow the total account balance.. with my winning trades, with cutting my losses quickly, and with adding whatever I could top my main account, I was finally able to get to 25K and the rest is history. It was definitely a journey and I had to e really patient which isn't part of my personality. ​ if you want it bad enough, you will do whatever it takes... finally F\*CK the PDT rule.

RoosterBubbly7366

Everyone saying the calculations are correct is wrong. You're showing that you earned 75% in TWO years, but the 10 year calculation shows 75% every ONE year.

Glass-Telephone2014

HAHHA SAME I OWN TWO PUTS 93 and 94 both were up 30 bucks at close.. pretty sure they’re going to like 10 by open

WTFspy

Damn TWO shares? Balla

Bulky_Negotiation850

Imagine if TLRY could get over TWO BUCKS. IMAGINE...

FairSlip9692

NVDA MONEY PRINTER BACK ON AFTER THESE TWO BULLSHIT WEEKS

PapaCharlie9

Uh, no. The premium of an option contract is usually not just one number before expiration. It's usually a range of numbers, defined by the bid/ask spread. So the premium in your first screenshot is $0.62/$0.65. Those are per-share numbers, so multiply by 100 shares and you get $65 if you buy at the ask. You set your limit at the ask, which is fine for such a narrow spread, so you will likely fill the order at $65. If and only if the order fills at $65 can you say you paid $65 in premium for that contract. If you bought TWO contracts with that order, the Estimated Amount would be 2x the fill premium, and so on. The Estimated Amount is basically the grand total in cost (or credit) for the order, after accounting for the multiplier (usually x100), the number of contracts, and the limit price. But it is an **estimate**. You may actually end up paying a little less, since it is a limit order. You are a lot closer on the second screenshot. You are mostly right. The second screenshot is a profit/loss chart. It is showing you and *estimate* (again) of how much profit (green numbers) or how much you will lose (red numbers) if the price of the stock is the number in the left column. Or you can just look at the chart on the bottom for the same info. You *might* be able to sell to close the call for one of the green numbers, but again, it is only an estimate and it will change over time, and there is no guarantee any buyer will pay that much for the contract.

RockinOutCockOut

NVDA hasn't been this low since TWO WEEKS AGO?! lmao yeah that's not a crash bears

bmeisler

I resent this remark - my wife’s boyfriend can last up to TWO minutes! Even 3 sometimes if I don’t stick my finger in his butt.

nephilump

Finally was able to get out at a profit. I earned TWO happy meals on this one and dumped into VLD

AJDillonsMiddleLeg

You picked 30%+ moves with a few weeks out. You're betting TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS that MICR will nearly double in two weeks. Every single one of these options will expire worthless.

Local_c0cksmith

What does Y sales matter when another OEM sells more total units? Toyota has like 20 models and Tesla lists TWO in their sales and clumps the rest in one group.

Rugpull_Generator

That was the MOST HILARIOUS and INSTANTANEOUS bear fucking I've seen since the Hot CPI two days ago. Just TWO days ago. Told you Hot PPI will just be Hot CPI 2.0. 

Frame-Admirable

can i get uhhhhhhhhh MCPICK TWO

Euroblob

so i bought sound calls today two of them TWO

sloanemonroe

Wonder if anyone has been able to make JUST ONE OR TWO day trades per year and be able to double their money each time. Wait for that crazy day where something just ain’t right and buy either calls or puts. Most likely it would be an out day.

GreyMatter22

Dude, your option expires in TWO DAYS. No one knows what happens in the future, but buying anything two days is not the way of the wise. I always buy options a quarter away, just so it doesn't die straight away.

nsayerz

AMD BEEN FLOATING AROUND $200 FOR TWO WEEKS... I PLACE A 195 CSP YESTERDAY AND THE STOCK TANKS TO 193 

throwaway_0x90

https://www.novartis.com/us-en/news/media-releases/novartis-receives-fda-approval-xolair-omalizumab-self-injection-prefilled-syringe-across-all-indications-appropriate-patients `Apr 12, 2021` `TWO YEARS AGO`

DirtyFatB0Y

You have TWO ball sacks? Wow!

freeState5431

If you wait till 2025 you will have to take TWO RMDs in 2025! So tax wise probably better to take first one in 2024!

essentialclt

I hate how we're all expected to forget about the inflation comparison from TWO or THREE years ago...

sub2pewdiepieONyt

Lets be honest this is probably good news for Boeing, People are used to the number of injuries being in the three digits, this is an improvement. Plus its been TWO whole weeks since the last incident, The market has one happening in every week. BULLISH.

nsayerz

FUN FACT: I HAVE PLAYED 5 OUT OF 5 EARNINGS INCORRECTLY IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS 

Purple_Suggestion837

whats worse than one volatile basket? TWO baskets !! XD

King_Siege

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here who can afford TWO desserts

Red_or_Black1

$MRVL is a joke literally. **DECLINING revenue for TWO YEARS!! and 3% of earnings is AI related.** But its a strong buy BRO 

gopoohgo

I should have sold my house and bought NVDA. Then I could have had TWO cardboard boxes!

8v2HokiePokie8v2

Bro so I’m supposed to tie up my money in options on a dick pill stock for TWO YEARS? Wtf

AmazingSibylle

You are just making up reasons for your gamble, don't do that...just make the gamble if you want. There is no information available to you that is not already well known by all the big firms/computers actually trading and investing with TWO OF THE BIGGEST COMPANIES EVER TO EXIST. Additionally, you are missing tons of information and interpretation needed to actually gain an edge over the rest of the market. So, just take the gamble and hope to be lucky, but don't pretend it is based on any facts.

wittgensteins-boat

Experienced option traders exit before a split, or reverse split. The deliverable instead of 100 shares is the post split number. on a 1 for 50 split, the deliveable is TWO shares. You pay for 100 times 0.50 for exercising = $50. Deliverable: TWO SHARES. NEW share price has to be above $25 for any hope of a gain.

EstablishedBalloon

EVERYONE! REMEMBER, IT IS NORMAL FOR A COMPANY WITH A 2T market cap TO GAIN 200b IN ONE DAY WITH THE EFFORTS OF DARK POOLS AND INTRA DAY! IT IS VERY NORMAL TO ADD THEIR BIGGEST COMPETITORS ENTIRE MARKET CAP IN TWO TRADING DAYS! THIS IS A NORMAL STOCK MARKET!!

ModernLifelsWar

Everyone said the same thing about Meta. And before the people saying OH YOU CAN'T COMPARE THE TWO come in, you absolutely can. Meta was facing all the same criticism. Weak leadership, poor product decisions (metaverse), no innovation. These things are cyclical. Google is still printing money. There are big changes happening internally at Google that will manifest in a very different company in a couple years.

trainwreck001

NVDA $1,000 NEXT WEEK AFTER THE TWO CONFERENCES. NVDA $1,500 EOM N DA $5K 

BigTopGT

Quite literally every institution is failing. Here's a non-comprehensive highlight, that does NOT touch upon: °Our rights to bodily autonomy °Underfunding of K-12 education °Failing infrastructure °For-profit-to-prison pipelining °Food insecurity °Continued police brutality among our communities of color °A literal convicted rapist-fraudster-con-man who will probably be our next president in the U.S. And others... ***The auto industry is sounding the alarms (big players are closing their doors, prices are steely declining, while inventory continues to pile up) Worth knowing: sub-prime sales are typically considered a leading indicator with respect to the overall health of the industry. They're the proverbial "canary in the coal mine". The bird just coughed. (the article below isn't an isolate incident) https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/us-auto-sales-temporarily-closing-39-dealerships-across-southeast-employees-sent-home/85-e3f6b829-a201-4b9a-a215-d2506eacb4de ***Inventory is an issue, all of the sudden: https://www.investopedia.com/auto-market-could-favor-buyers-in-2024-as-high-inventories-push-prices-down-incentives-up-8425328#:~:text=Experts%20say%20the%20auto%20market,continue%20to%20rise%20in%202024 ***Credit card debt is over $1T and the higher interest rates are back-breaking. https://www.businessinsider.com/credit-card-debt-interest-rates-consolidation-economy-recession-soft-landing-2024-2 ***Student loan debt is back to soaking people to the tune of nearly TWO TRILLION DOLLARS. ($1.77T) "According to the Education Data Initiative, the average monthly student loan payment is $503 as of May 30, 2023. The average borrower takes 20 years to repay their student loan debt. " People can barely afford to live now they have an extra (average) $500 bill into perpetuity. ***Housing is the least affordable it's ever been, for both single family home purchases and rentals. "Since 2019, the biggest jump in unaffordability was for households making $30,000 to $74,999 a year. Even among those working full time, a third of all renters were still cost-burdened. ***For renters making under $30,000 — who already faced the most severe struggle to afford housing — Airgood-Obrycki "didn't think it could possibly get that much higher." But the report found it did nudge up, to an all-time high of 83% who are cost-burdened." https://www.npr.org/2024/01/25/1225957874/housing-unaffordable-for-record-half-all-u-s-renters-study-finds ***For single family home owners: "The housing market is so unaffordable that buyers need to make nearly $115K to afford the average home, Redfin says—that’s $40k more than average earnings. " https://fortune.com/2023/10/18/how-bad-housing-market-affordability-redfin-115000-salary/amp/ ***Stock market is WILDLY hyperinflationary: "The American stock market currently appears to be overvalued by 59%. In other words, it would take a 37% drop to bring the market back to its long-run equilibrium level. At the last all-time high, on November 8, 2021, the market was 77.7% overvalued. In comparison, at the peak of the Dot-com bubble, on March 24, 2000, the market was 88.6% overvalued. When the market bottomed out 2.5 years later, it had dropped 50.2% from its previous all-time high and was undervalued by 20%." https://www.estimite.com/post/is-the-us-stock-market-overvalued/#:~:text=Click%20and%20drag%20to%20examine,to%20be%20overvalued%20by%2060%25. ***Greedflation is still VERY much a thing. "Corporate profits drove 53% of inflation during the second and third quarters of 2023 and more than one-third since the start of the pandemic, the report found, analyzing Commerce Department data. That's a massive jump from the four decades prior to the pandemic, when profits drove just 11% of price growth." https://finance.yahoo.com/news/greedflation-caused-more-half-last-100000899.html#:~:text=Corporate%20profits%20drove%2053%25%20of,just%2011%25%20of%20price%20growth *Healthcare According to a 2022 National Health Interview Survey, more than 28% of adults delay or don't get healthcare due to cost. 47% of US adults say it's very or somewhat difficult to afford their healthcare costs. 85% of uninsured adults under 65 say it's difficult to afford healthcare costs, compared to 47% of those with health insurance. 51% of working-age Americans struggle to afford their healthcare, and about 32% have medical debt. 43% of working-age adults with employer coverage, 57% with marketplace or individual plans, and 45% with Medicaid say they struggle to afford healthcare. According to Axios, people who bought their own coverage, including on the Affordable Care Act marketplaces, have the hardest time affording care. https://www.axios.com/2023/10/26/health-care-unaffordable-insurance

maschin1982

Dear God the only Thing i want. TWO Green AAPL days

soccerboy1022

Woulda been nice to know this TWO FUCKING DAYS AGO!

gopoohgo

Southern Maryland is in the range of not one, but TWO cicada brood emergences. Billions of cute , noisy fuckers!

Netroverse

for some reason when I see post following gains of taxes I think to myself.... are these people dumb? Would these people care about taxes on their gains to where they wouldn't want the gains? What is the motivation behind going right to taxes? Is this a method of coping? I'm really curious. me personally I'll take $18 million taxed at 50% and wouldn't give TWO SHITS about paying $9 Million to have $9 million tax free MORE MONEY THAN I HAVE... like wtf?

__Shadowman__

JFC I just sold my 0DTE SPX 5095c 0.50 a contract and TWO minutes later they are worth 3.20 a contract

RedRedditor84

# TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS?? Fuck it. I quit.

Hefty-Maintenance567

THANKS for confirming... so you do nothing and they just deposit the cash the next day? **are all NDX calls and puts like this?** I can´t imagine this mofo like 10 mins before close, having already done a 10X, seeing 1.5 million in his screen, and not selling shit and be like FUCK YOUR 10X OFFER MMs, I WANT 20X, BITCH haha... I think holding to close having over 1million already at hand (and that bitch squeezed at the very end quite a bit) was probably more ballsy than even buying 150k 0dt3 like 50min before close in the first place... anyways, I just note your buy and sell was only TWO MINS APART!!! damn, double in 2 mins...

fickdichdock

PARTY TIME 🍻🚀 🖖, JUST AS I PREDICTED TWO DAYS AGO WHEN YOU REGARDS WERE ALL DOOM AND GLOOM: > We gonna V as always, paper hands will sell NVDA before earnings and regret it later, party time on Thursday. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1avf0p1/daily_discussion_thread_for_february_20_2024/kraq9ku/

Overlord335786

I bought TWO 

DrummerOLT87

Now I can afford TWO baconators at Wendy’s

veryveryuniquename5

bers actually thought there was an AI bubble to burst because nvda went down TWO days in a row LMAO 🤌

ed2727

Lol where were you for the LAST TWO EARNINGS REPORT? Damn regards

robmafia

> They literally aren't related. lolz, they literally were/are. >Rates not being at zero doesn't tell you whether high inflation was transitory or not, not what i said >because rates aren't every supposed to be at zero. EXACTLY. and under the fed's model, inflation isn't supposed to be 10% and yet, with rates at 0 inflation spiked until rates were hiked. WEIRD, IT'S AS IF THE TWO ARE RELATED, AMIRITE? >Who would've thought keeping rates unnaturally low for so long will lead to high inflation... GLOBALLY. lolz @ moving goalposts to globally when it's mooted by the usd. from petrodollar to china/japan/etc being loaded in usa treasuries... hurr durr

robmafia

GEE, IT'S AS IF THE TWO ARE RELATED, OR SOMETHING *facepalm*

False_Profit_of_WSB

I want to add this but I don't feel like reediting my entire post cuz this website is optimized like dogshit and won't stop collapsing everything into a pile when you hit the edit button. Computers could stream video in the late 90s. We have over TWO DECADES of some of the biggest software firms on the entire planet devoted to teaching computers how to interpret data, almost all of them have abandoned the path where you use video cameras as a main information source feeding the computer, and instead switched to lidar, because computers struggle to differentiate one object from another. This is that problem. That's not to say it can't be solved, it will be, absolutely, but it's way more complex of a problem than most people realize, because we as humans take no effort to discern one object from another. One of my favorite AI stories was the US military training AI tools to identify a tank in shrubbery, the obvious defensive implications of this are huge, right? So they fed info and tested and tested and it would perform well, but not really well. Eventually they figured out that the AI thought that a "tank" was a sunny day, because most of the examples they had trained it with included a sunny sky.  The tech has come a long way from then , that was like 6-7 years ago now, but there is still quite a long road ahead before your average regard can generate ai pron of them banging themselves in a bool and ber outfit.

IsoAgent

And IV crush can lose you money even if the SP goes up. So our regards have *TWO* ways of losing money: theta & vega

meltbox

Yeah but it’s a streak. So imagine if you have TWO good nights in a row. Easy multimillion here.

Dangerous_Common_869

Article doesn't link anymore. What were the TWO stock tickers?

ykoreaa

Held onto 885p for TWO HOURS for 19.. was net negative throughout and when it finally filled at even It promptly rises to 40 *ten minutes* later 🤨

sloanemonroe

I mean, if TWO bad inflation reports in a row can’t bring the market down, I have no idea what will. I suppose a good inflation report.

potato111a

TESLAAAAA TWO FIDDY BY END OF MONTH  nfa

TheModeratorWrangler

Hang on just a sec- https://preview.redd.it/zl95og0okmic1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c966ed7501c6e4d335eef9e3338048e4e82ece8 # I WAS SAYING, $CART ONLY HAD TWO EARNINGS CALLS SINCE IPO, POSTED A PROFIT FAR AHEAD OF ANALYSTS, WALL STREET CALLING $41 FAIR VALUE, SHORT SELLERS CRUSHED TODAY, HARD TO BORROW SHARES, AND YOU DID NOT BUY THE DIP AND IV CRUSH. *Woodhouse, get in here. Oh, and bring the sand. Coarse…*

Dr_Stew_Pid

TWO trashbags for windows? What's keeping this motherfucker from killing himself?!

TheModeratorWrangler

https://preview.redd.it/ezv9rzwv0dic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89aea9360a8567b7c2cdbeb75890f65503a9655 THAT’S TWO 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈🕺🏽🧿🪬

hustlebustle2

not one billion, but TWO.

joeg26reddit

Where’s the “TWO SNAPS UP” Gif?

MissDiem

> Right, that’s because the hardware and the application of technology wasn’t there at the time. Right idea, not good timing. Also, the execution of the interaction between headset and user was NOT it. Vision Pro only requires your eyes and limbs to navigate. This is the first intuitive headset with real world usefulness. It has TWELVE sensors/cameras! Along with TWO chips managing the processes! > Apple changed the industries with the iPhone in 2010s, now we upgrade to Vision Pros + AirPod Pros in 2030s with a transitional 2020s. Yep, that's roughly what was said 7 years ago and 12 years ago. Curious what the "real world usefulness" means? Cooking timer? Using your laptop? It's a gadget, not a god.

RasheeRice

Right, that’s because the hardware and the application of technology wasn’t there at the time. Right idea, not good timing. Also, the execution of the interaction between headset and user was NOT it. Vision Pro only requires your eyes and limbs to navigate. This is the first intuitive headset with real world usefulness. It has TWELVE sensors/cameras! Along with TWO chips managing the processes! Apple changed the industries with the iPhone in 2010s, now we upgrade to Vision Pros + AirPod Pros in 2030s with a transitional 2020s.

srrilya

Omw to buy TWO sausage Mac muffins

VallenValiant

Yes. And none of them do it unless they have no other choice. Articles mean nothing. Trade require TWO parties. The hard part is giving the seller the money they are willing to accept. I can try to pay my Uber Eats driver with river stones, that doesn't mean the Uber Eats driver would ACCEPT it as payment.

Aggravating_Bet7741

also they aren't just "lines". its analysis. for example in the month of January appl has bounced around 180 3 times and made a move back up. also in the past TWO months AAPL has rejected the upper 190s about 10 times. there are patterns and movement which are used to HELP you, in your "gamble". price has a memory.

billyoldbob

Dear lord! You don’t care what happened just TWO years ago!!! ​ Of course you don’t if it destroys your thesis…

BallzDeep9

sorry if I wasn't more clear. The stock market is run by basically TWO groups: [Institutions and Retail](https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/06/institutionalinvestor.asp) traders. You're probably not going to find Ken Griffin on StockTwits. Estimated net worth 32 billion.

cebs83

BREAKING NEWS TWO MAJOR UBS INVESTORS WORRY ABOUT THE BANK'S SIZE When you have a balance sheet of more than $1.6 trillion, which is nearly twice the size of the country you reside in… what is too big to fail? What a movie.

jeopardy_loser

TWO estimated -.06, actual -.11 

jeopardy_loser

TWO puts glglgl

lookbehindyouboo

WHR calls, TWO shares, UPS puts, PFE calls Source: trust the vinesy

DroneGuruSD2

What's so great about $TWO? Was gonna buy a few calls but volume is really low.

BrokeBoyTrynaGetABuc

$TWO $14 calls will print. Easy easy easy. Simple play. Low risk high potential. Even though there is no risk. Only gain

LordRagnar5222

TWO calls?

sloanemonroe

And didn’t kick TWO field goals and went for risky 4th down conversions.

LordRagnar5222

TWO might be going up?

ykoreaa

*TWO* super computers for one community. **TWO**