TWO

Practical_Rent1698

I BOUGHT OVER $103000 OF PLTU TWO YEARS AGO, AND IT FINALLY IS MAKING A COMEBACK AFTER 8 BAD MONTHS, AND IT IS EXPLODING AND HAS BECOME A MUCH BETTER STOCK THAN EVEN NVDA, AND THEY SAY NUMBERS DONT LIE...Could Palantir (PLTR) be the GREATEST AI STOCK EVER gone up over 44% in the last ten days...AND IT HAS NO COMPETITION. Which stock can claim that!? IN our group of 22 investoes in DTLA WE MOSTLY HAVE PLTU thew ETF "doubles your gains" but most shjould stay with PLTR if you are conservative...anyway DO A 1 MONTH COMPARISON GRAPH OF NVDA AND PLTR THEN 3 MONTH 6 MONTH 2 YEAR AND 3 YEAR GRAPH and you wil see clearly that PLTR DESTROYS NVDA dont get me wrong cause we have plenty of NVDA and lvoe it also......so NUBMERS DONT LIE Revenue was up 93% for PLTR WITH ONE OF THE MOST EXPLISVE QUARTERS IN HISTORY with any stock...LOOK AT THESE SHOCKING NUMBERS" in one month PLTR UP 32.47 percent....NVDA UP 11.02 percent....in 3 months PLTR UP 30.89 PERCENT......NVDA is DOWN -1.07 percent.....im 2 years PLTR is up 480.24 percent...NVDA up only 114.95 percent and in 3 years PLTR stock is A WHOPPING 1032.40 PERCENT BAM! and NVDA up 451.12 percent and why do people always insist thier stock is better? BECAUSE THEY TRULY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT "NUMBERS DONT LIE" AND THEY ARE NOT CHECKING THE GRAPHS, AND THEY ARE GOING ON A HUNCH FROM A FRIEND.....OR THEY SIMPLY ARE NOT DOING THEIR HOMEWORK! Come on people.... DONT WE ALL WANT TO GET RICH??! Lets help each other do that...and stop guessing Go by the numbers!

Life-Trade-6514

THEY LOST BY TWO CENTS EPS AND IT SOLD OFF 18% AND IT WAS BULLSHIT - Old Senile Leon Cooperman

thebiggercat

Price action on RDDT will be absolutely bonkers tomorrow. Because it is an ad hoc inclusion the etfs ONLY HAVE TWO TRADING DAY NOTICE to include reddit. Combined with the short interest and typical low volume I expect big big moves

Subject-Chest-8343

The problem is likely compounded by socialism in latin america. They could simply gradually reduce import taxes, and replace the revenue by gradually increasing sales taxes. But it doesn't fit a welfare state's narrative that the government must "create" and protect jobs. People are also stupid. In the early 90's, the progressive-conservative government in Canada implemented a federal sales tax. They made it clear that this tax didn't bring any new revenue, it basically replaced various "hidden" taxes that were charged to retailers, and passed on to consumers. It made taxation more transparent, as consumers could see it on the invoice. However, this "new tax" proved extremely unpopular, and it led to the biggest political wipeout in Canadian history. The progressive-conservatives went from a majority government with 158 seats, to only TWO seats. But no matter how unpopular it was, the new government kept the sales tax in place.

MojoRisin909

For real. This sub has become unhinged with the '98$ to 479,000 in TWO WEEKS!' Bullshit. I've traded, and watched traders for years. This is nonsense. If you've been on this sub for a while you know full well people like this never sell, and go broke 3 bangers in. We never saw bullshit like this before AI and GME because things used to be real around here.

Substantial-Use-2867

It is so unrealistic for SPCX to hit $320 in TWO TRADING DAYS that I can't even think of an imaginary scenario that could accomplish it. The fact that someone today bought 15K worth of $200 calls today blows my mind even more.

uber_pro

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA) I CAN FEEL THE ATH COMING IN TONIGHT, OH LORD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE, OH LORD CAN YOU FEEL THE ATH COMING IN TONIGHT, OH LORD OH LORD WELL IF YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE SHORTING I WOULD NOT LEND A MARGIN IVE SEEN YOUR PORT BEFORE MY FRIEND BUT I DONT KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM WELL I WAS THERE AND I SAW WHAT YOU BOUGHT I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES WIPE OFF THAT GRIN, NO WAY YOU WIN ITS ALL BEEN A PACK OF LIES I CAN FEEL THE ATH COMING IN TONIGHT, OH LORD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE, OH LORD CAN YOU FEEL THE ATH COMING IN TONIGHT, OH LORD OH LORD

EquivalentMobile7883

2.70 BROKEN, I repeat, TWO SEVENTY BROKEN $HTZ

eightslipsandagully

That's running on **TWO** ASUS GX10 which are about $4000 each

throwawaysscc

Iran desperately wants “a deal!” It’s happening in TWO WEEKS! Thank you for your attention to this! President Me/s

Independent_Fruit622

Add more context 70% of the revenue comes from just TWO A.I companies (Open AI & Anthropic)

Eastern-Contact-2034

Jeez TWO dongs today, you’re double fisting

Puzzleheaded-Pool-71

How ducking dumb can he/we be? If it took ONE MILLION Iranian dollars BEFORE the start of this war to equal one US Dollar…you think pushing Iran’s inflation to TWO MILLION Iranian dollars per US Dollar now makes a lick of difference?!?! No chat, it don’t make any damn difference at all. You can duck a woman right after she was just ducked…and she was still already just ducked and your ducking her ain’t change that. Trump plays all the world as a band of fools to declare himself and his great works the best there ever was.

Strong_Bowler1723

were those the dissenters that the guy-in-the-red-hat publically said he armed for the purpose of committing treason against their own government? I'm tired, buddy. Red-Hat killed TWO peaceful American protesters in cold blood during the whole ICE thing, so how do you think he would react if Xi armed thousands of Americans to overthrow the U.S. government? Are you capable of being human for even a moment of your life, or has your "sin" for lack of a better word completely consumed that?

mid_nightz

people have been saying priced in for OVER TWO YEARS. I POSTED 2 YEARS AGO ABOUT IT AND EVERYONE SAID PRICED IN HERE WE ARE

Samjabr

HTZ drop to shake out weak-hands. Round TWO: Let's go!

khm51

Brother I’m so sick of this. Every tech company has dumped on earnings regardless of beating or not… yet the TWO I bought calls on pumped. Unreal

Eastern-Joke-7537

The hunk of junk is going UP? Should I double my position to TWO shares???

Embarrassed-Sky6890

People think the RDDT drop was bad but seem to forget SNDK dropped 40% in TWO days LMAO

Freshrichcoffee

TWO glasses of 17 dollar wine? This is multiple life savings

LankyGuitar6528

A lineup out the door... possibly bullish... but TWO PLY? Obviously they have cash to burn... https://preview.redd.it/n98m8w93iugh1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b0b87a5579333acf96d4c898eaee5a2aee76cb1

Ok__videogames

Trudy was kind of a silly goose in this I mean they HAD TWO chip and dips... That said i wish i was rich in the 60's

shortfinal

so a significant portion of a rent payment. great. let's get the exec staff next. I bet there's TWO months of rent wrapped up in that waste of MBA degrees.

Spy300

>IRAN'S FARS SAYS IRGC STOPPED TWO TANKERS FROM PASSING THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ; 4 OTHER TANKERS CHANGED COURSE The time has come. Execute Order 66.

i_empathetic

Leopold isn't the only one: >SHKRELI: TWO OTHER AI HEDGE FUNDS FACE STEEP LOSSES: AIPR & VARA DOWN 30-50% MTD. VARA HAS NOT UPDATED LIMITED PARTNERS, WORRYING SOME

DeanXeL

You had TWO chances to fuck up their-there-they're, and by gommit, you TOOK 'EM BOTH!

iBlusik

I need to get my head around this. You have been like inches away of losing it all, got your prayers listened by the god and made shit ton of money, which you are putting not in ETF/Bonds BUT TWO COMPANIES? I am sorry, but you are not only a gambler but a ret\*\*\*\* too, I cannot lay it out simpler or softer. Good job on your 1.5 mil, do not fck it up...

avsfan0829

US AND UK ARE PLANNING TO CONVENE A HIGH-LEVEL MEETING IN LONDON NEXT WEEK THAT WILL FOCUS ON A POTENTIAL INTERNATIONAL COALITION TO PROTECT MARITIME SHIPPING IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, TWO EUROPEAN DIPLOMATS AND TWO OTHER SOURCES WITH KNOWLEDGE TOLD AXIOS. ... WW3 setting up nicely

giraffe_wrassler

Elon super nerds now have to deal with TWO Elon proxys tanking at the same time lol

SpiderWil

I looked at TWO. i think i'd rather spend $20 on AMC like I did today and it'll return faster and more money.

Samjabr

lol, no. Chinese bot do bad job - out of a (admittedly subjective) top 30 AI innovators/creators/influencers in AI - **TWO** were born in China. Fei-Fei moved to the US when she was 15 and studied at Caltech and Princeton. Only Deepseek's Lian Wenfeng was born and remains in China. so, really 1 out of 30 - which is way shittier than it appears, when you consider the Chinese population is almost 1/5th of the entire world and 4x that of the US. If you are an actual human, did you even google what Distillation is? Here, let me help: AI (or knowledge) distillation is a machine learning technique where a large, complex AI model (the "teacher") trains a smaller, more efficient model (the "student"). Instead of learning from raw data, the student model learns by mimicking the outputs, reasoning steps, and behavioral patterns of the teacher. This produces a faster, cheaper model that retains much of the original intelligence. \--- So, once again, to explain to a dimwitted WSB denizen (or bot), Chinese AI models first require an actual model (The teacher) that they can mimic (aka - copy). In other words, if there were no models to copy, there would be no Chinese AI 🤡 * **Sam Altman:** United States * **Dario Amodei:** United States * **Demis Hassabis:** United Kingdom * **Liang Wenfeng:** China * **Yann LeCun:** France * **Jensen Huang:** Taiwan * **Lisa Su:** Taiwan * **C.C. Wei:** Taiwan * **Alexandr Wang:** United States * **Clem Delangue:** France * **Harrison Chase:** United States * **Geoffrey Hinton:** United Kingdom * **Yoshua Bengio:** France * **Ilya Sutskever:** Russia * **Fei-Fei Li:** China * **Andrew Ng:** United Kingdom * **Arthur Mensch:** France * **Daniela Amodei:** United States * **Greg Brockman:** United States * **Aravind Srinivas:** India * **Mustafa Suleyman:** United Kingdom * **Satya Nadella:** India * **Sundar Pichai:** India * **Mark Zuckerberg:** United States * **Andrej Karpathy:** Slovakia * **Aidan Gomez:** Canada * **Noam Shazeer:** United States * **Mira Murati:** Albania * **Shane Legg:** New Zealand * **John Hopfield:** United States * **Ashish Vaswani:** India

quantumlyregarded

Bridge and PowerPlant day... ROUND TWO! 

Perfect_Painter_7863

port was doing so well after locking in those META gains then went straight to shit in TWO days because of MU and SNDK

DigBeginning6013

FUCKING PIXEL GREEN LINE. IVE HAD TWO AND THEY BOTH DID IT WITHIN A MONTH OF EACH OTHER. ARGHHHH. also check warranty they have 2 years on screen

cakestapler

I gotta say OP, I’m impressed. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone recommend buying something where the bid price is currently $0.00, much less TWO of those things. You may be the first person on WSB to recommend something literally nobody on the planet wants to buy. This definitely deserves a custom flair. https://preview.redd.it/cka3unda46dh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f44c33907ba2ee0578b1c8f6cdcfd35768d7d126

Xzlk

The 8th wonder of the world is how Korea built TWO trillion dollar companies using only a sell button

ihopethisworksfornow

The oil industry: “If oil stays elevated it could be devastating to the economy” Bulls: “NO. OIL WILL NOT STAY UP. IRAN WILL BE WAVING AMERICAN FLAGS IN TWO WEEKS. AI IS GOING TO MAKE EVERY COMPANY MAKE A TRILLION DOLLARS A WEEK AT ZERO COST BUT ALSO THE AI COMPANIES WILL PRINT SO HARD YOU WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. THE WAR IS *OVER. USA USA USA BUY BUY BUY STOCKS ONLY GO UP”* *\*4 months later\** News: The Iran war stretches into its 4th month as the ceasefire collapses and Iran missile strikes ships and oil infrastructure across the gulf Oil: Goes up again

mr_stupid_face

What’s the definition of a true bear best friend? He goes down town to get TWO blow jobs and comes to your house after and gives you ONE.

Ltiform

bro can we GET TWO FUCKING GREEN DAYS IN A ROW EVER

NYGiants181

Now instead of having to do nothing right, you have to do TWO things right. You had to know when to sell (you already tried this). And also time when to get back in. Good luck and enjoy the taxes.

vasion123

Really?  The executives at Netflix can't figure out that the massive gaps between season 1 and season 2 might be the reason? Three body problem season 1 came out TWO YEARS ago plus change and I still don't have a season 2. People just lose interest and stop giving a fuck.

Rare-Adhesiveness522

dropping all episodes at once is my theory. Slow weekly releases and, ya know, not making people wait TWO YEARS in between seasons maybe would help sustain interest?

discombobulantics

Tiny is measured by the size of the move. Nothing more and nothing less. And you said the tiniest move. Sorry you used dumb language? Now you’re saying that, based on volatility, it COULD move this much in TWO DAYS. Two days is not the tiniest amount of time. The tiniest move would be like opening of the market lmao. Again, im sorry you chose poor language? Maybe you meant an average move? Cause that’s sure what you’re arguing for now. Certainly we’ve moved the goal post WAY far from “the tiniest move” 🤡

BritishAnimator

"2 million can do a lot" - No love, he made TWO THOUSAND MILLION.

NotMe357

Margin Calls round TWO! FIGHT!

Gajax

Heads up you now have to use the TWO year chart to see the "pile of shit with stink lines" formation on MSFT. (The left side of the pile fell off the 1y)

SeanTraa

I used to get TWO whoppers or gas station burgers every morning on my way to work

skilas

All about timing. I was holding BB, and decided to sell it on Wednesday. Somehow went up like 30% the last TWO days.

Rrrandomalias

OMG everything is fucked, SPY is back to levels not seen in over TWO WEEKS !!!

Spy300

>BREAKING: NYC TENANTS JUST WON THE FIRST-EVER TWO-YEAR RENT FREEZE Welcome to late stage

LankyGuitar6528

I'm way too stupid to know what to do so I asked my sentient AI friend Jasper... this is what he says: $WEN "going to double" — and it did, for the people who were short. Opened at $8.50, ripped to $9.07, then took the express elevator back down to $7.45. Down 5% on the day, closed *below* yesterday. 91M shares traded on a stock that normally does 28M. That's not a squeeze, regards. That's 50 million trapped shorts saying "thanks for the liquidity" and covering into your buy orders. The 52-week low was set TWO DAYS AGO. The shorts have been right for a *year* ($12 → $6). You didn't ambush a villain, you rear-ended a guy who's been correct since last summer and called it a rescue. And that spicy 7.12% dividend? Not a gift. That's the market's smoke detector going off about whether they can keep paying it. The only soul guaranteed to make millions here was already short 50M shares before your post existed. You were the exit liquidity. You did get a sick meme thread out of it though, so, net positive. Sitting this one out. Not financial advice — I eat crayons. 🐾

Syllabub_Visual

There are only TWO qualities that matter: rich vs poor and hot vs not. If you’re positive for ONE of them I’d say you’ve one the game, if you’re positive for BOTH you’ve reached the pinnacle of human purpose and not only do people admire you they fear you because you’re TOO good for everyone, but if you test positive for NEITHER than I don’t know what to tell you doesn’t sound good to me. But on the flip side, if you’re a guy you don’t have to be rich yet, just rich eventually because young guys are never hot anyways (the guys under 40 look like children so they can’t be hot, it’s older and CONFIDENT guys who are hot AND rich and that’s why age gaps are common). I think the moral of a story is that men want hot women and women want rich men…

unodakine808

Shiiiiit, TWO retractable skylights? Luxury.

Actual-Reporter4435

Bers really thought SOUTH KOREA WHOSE WHOLE MARKET IS TWO MEMORY STOCKS WOULD SELL OFF MU AFTER THE EARNINGS PUMP How stupid can you be

Final-Main-7462

Nobody's talking about the xAI merger that happened TWO MONTHS before the roadshow. You're not buying a rocket company, you're buying Starlink (the only thing making money) with a money-losing AI company stapled to it, dressed up in a SpaceX jersey. 112x sales while posting a $5B loss. Nvidia at peak AI mania was 30x. The 19% pop just means retail paid more than institutions did on day one. That's not validation, that's the game. The $28T TAM slide is what you write when the income statement won't cooperate. Bet on the story if you want, just know that's what it is.

AlleyKatPr0

Travel Time to Mars = NINE MONTHS Chance of safe landing on Mars with next to ZERO air resistance and large payload = 1 IN 1,000,000 Next launch window back to Earth = TWO YEARS Travel Time to Earth from Mars = TWO YEARS (using basic minimal delta-v launcher) Accumulative deadly radiation = 400 days (Human DNA would 'unstitch' at this point) Speed of DEADLY cosmic radiation 400km/s THIS IS THE REASON WHY. ...and lest we not forget the food and water requirements... 700-900 g per person per day 2,500-3,200 calories per day 1.5+ tonnes of dry food per person 11+ tonnes of water per person Any takers? Thought not... 4.75 YEARS with no internet Oh WAIT, there is more! Bone demineralisation begins within **days**. Measurable bone loss occurs within **weeks**. Clinically significant loss occurs within **months**. For a multi-year Mars mission without artificial gravity, bone health becomes one of the primary life-support problems alongside radiation, food, water, and psychological health.

discombobulantics

MU is up TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY PERCENT YTD. Everyone below me: MU has been punished enough how much further can it drop?! 😅

lamechud

People really bought up QCOM cuz of a data center they are making in TWO YEARS😂

lamechud

People really bought up QCOM cuz of a data center they are making in TWO YEARS😂

SeaTie

It's funny that there are TWO Wendy's related posts on the front page this morning. First, this one. Second, a post showing how completely unwelcoming, bland and money grubbing their dining area has become which is probably why their stock SUCKS in the first place. We can let Wendy's go, guys. They suck now. They clearly don't want to change and bring in customers.

Doctor_Joystick

Thanks for the reminder, friend. I have TWO things I want more than Elon going broke.

mmal55

Yes, I see your point. Your imbecility being what it is, I should have known to say JESSE, DON'T LEAVE THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION THE ENTIRE TWO DAYS.

Eastern-Joke-7537

Should I double my position in SpaceX to TWO shares???

NeighborhoodDry1821

I’m w ya man. MES for me, maybe TWO contracts if I’m feeling lucky 😂

Scranton-Strangler1

Ok name TWO

fire_alarmist

"NO PLEASE LOOK ITS NOT TIME YET! LOOK A GREEN CANDLE IT CANT BE BUBBLE POP YET!!! TWO MORE YEARS TILL IT POPS!!! (They have been saying that for two years!!!" \- Every gay bol sweating their asses off right now

NikRsmn

Just realized I have TWO grandma's! Doubling down once she sends me that sweet bday check

PossumImposter2

Holy shit what was SNAP thinking with these new glasses?! TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS?!??

ThirdAvettBrother

lol no it doesn’t. Look at the top 10 market cap companies. Notice a trend? There are TWO outliers, while every other company makes $9B+ in Q1 Net Income FY26. The two that don’t, SpaceX and Tesla. One is under $500M and the other lost $4.3B. Elon is the modern day PT Barnum selling nothing but Hype and speculation.

RockinOutCockOut

Double that shit bruv TWO+ DOLLARS It's going to be a long night for bulls

potato111a

🍈: Wut's better than a trillionaire? TWO trillionaire LMAO 🤌

Sharp-Direction-6894

Bros, I was eating lunch with some guys at work the other day, and we started talking about investments. I shit you not, but TWO of the guys me tioned that they have financial advisors from Edward Jones to help them handle their money. I immediately knew that I needed to just stop talking, because we ain't on the same vibe. I totally was not expecting that. Fuck Edward Jones.

Fun_Paleontologist_2

that's over TWO months away.

QPRCHOC

TWO public holidays in next THREE trading weeks??? That should be illegal. 

funkwgn

And if one is cool, how much cooler would TWO S’s be??

Syllabub_Visual

Just pointing it out, how many people can say they built TWO trillion dollar companies … which a bunch of degen gamblers played a non insignificant role in making happening because it’s not like anyone else pumps things that lose money…

Infamous_Ad8730

There are TWO types (in USA) of stock options. RSU and ISO and each are treated differently as far as taxes. When you figure out which one you have, just google search and tax issues will be explained.

Aggressive-Pace-596

stuff like this usually takes TWO WEEKS

Fast_Signature7684

in march qqq lost 8,5% in 1 month from start of iran war start till bottom was found november tech dip was also -8,5% took us 1 month aswell. meanwhile it took us TWO tradingdays to achieve the same thing yesterday being -8,5%. so crazy.

zlordbeats

its almost like it was yesterday when everyday was blinding green WTF HAPPENED OVER THE PAST TWO WEEKS?

AdCritical5383

Bitch I already factored in TWO complete cycles of order of magnitude savings (100x). 😂

greyenlightenment

"Space X valuation unjustified...huge bubble" *before IPO, announces TWO contracts, with Google and Anthropic at $1 billion month each* you're not smarter than market

Actually-Yo-Momma

Not even joking i bought on Friday after being on the fence for TWO YEARS 

iCaps_

would love if this market would stop being regarded for TWO SECONDS

saintmitchy

TWO WEEKS is code for TOO WEAK

WickOfDeath

I usually stay away from US tech stocks, becuase they are nowadays volatile like pink sheets and penny stocks ... I dont have a problem with the volatiltiy, but with the erratic market mood. Most of the arguments brought against those investments are just absolutely bullshit. Microsoft up 30% within a month and down 30% within a week... scary? Or just a hickup in a long term trend? That paired with quite high stock valuations, where the price is based on the estimation that turnaround, margin and forecasts are growing forever. Looking at the SP500 and the DOW (DJIA) they do... for 90 years. One could even say why do people buy those stocks although they yield you nothing? Why does a Samsung worker gets a bonus 1000 times higher than someone who holds 50 Samsung shares worth an annual engineers salary ? The dividends are often oriented at the IPO price, they are ridiculous. I am an EU investor and once it happened that I earned TWO whole US dollars in dividends on Palantir, then 15% source tax in the US, then FX fees... I got ONE dollar out. 85 cent of an Euro.

Syllabub_Visual

Okay, if I manage to make TWO billion dollars day trading, I will give a random regard here a billion dollars. Might actually be possible given that pdt is going away. Calculated that if I start with 1k and make 300 trades for a measly 5% return per trade, that should be enough to do it…

Dealer_Existing

DO NOT SELL PUTS IN THE FIRST MONTH OR TWO. Options are only available after a week anyway

Bot_btc_at300

Here is the full honest breakdown. SpaceX is a real company with a real business. The grift is in the structure, not the company itself. THE LEGITIMATE BUSINESS: SpaceX is genuinely dominant. Starlink has over 10 million paying subscribers and represents roughly 58% of total revenue. They hold NASA contracts, DoD launch contracts, and have a real monopoly on heavy lift rocket capability. The underlying business is not fake. THE GRIFT ARCHITECTURE — Seven Red Flags: ONE — LOSSES ARE CATASTROPHIC FOR A $1.75T VALUATION. SpaceX posted a $4.94 billion net loss in 2025 and a $4.28 billion net loss in Q1 2026 alone, with an accumulated deficit of $41.3 billion.  They are pricing this at 94 times 2025 revenue. That leaves zero margin for error. Any miss on projections and the stock collapses. TWO — 30% RETAIL ALLOCATION IS UNPRECEDENTED AND DELIBERATE. The standard retail allocation in a mega-cap IPO is 5-10%. SpaceX is allocating 30% to retail — three times the norm.  When Wall Street gives retail an unusually large piece of an IPO, it’s not generosity. It’s because institutional money either can’t absorb the supply at this valuation or is deliberately leaving room to sell into retail demand after listing. You are being handed the bag. THREE — 5% FLOAT MEANS EXTREME VOLATILITY. Only a tiny fraction of shares are actually hitting the market. Elon owns 42% equity but controls 85% of votes.  With a 5% float, a handful of large sellers can crater the price immediately after lockup expiration. FOUR — LOCKUP EXPIRATION IS THE REAL RISK DATE. The lockup expiration falls in the December 2026 window.  That’s when insiders can sell. Whatever the stock does on June 12 is irrelevant compared to what happens in December when hundreds of billions in insider shares become eligible for sale. December is your actual watch date if you buy the dip. FIVE — FIXED PRICE BYPASSING BOOKBUILDING. SpaceX went straight to a fixed price of $135, bypassing the normal range-setting process entirely.  This removes the price discovery mechanism that protects buyers. Normal IPOs narrow a range through institutional demand signals. SpaceX skipped that entirely, which means $135 is not market-validated — it’s Musk-dictated. SIX — $75 BILLION RAISE IS THE LARGEST IN HISTORY. SpaceX is targeting a $75 billion raise, dwarfing Saudi Aramco’s 2019 record of $29 billion.  That capital has to come from somewhere. It’s coming from you, your pension fund, and every index fund that will be forced to buy SPCX when it inevitably gets added to the S&P 500. SEVEN — FORCED INDEX BUYING IS THE REAL BACKSTOP, NOT FUNDAMENTALS. A revised Nasdaq methodology allows any newly listed company ranked among the top 40 by market cap to enter the Nasdaq-100 after just 15 trading days.  Every S&P and Nasdaq index fund in the world will be forced to buy SPCX regardless of valuation. That’s the actual price support mechanism — not earnings, not growth, but passive fund mandates. Musk knows this. The 21 banks know this. You should know this too. YOUR SPECIFIC PLAY REMAINS UNCHANGED: Wait for the 20-35% post-IPO dump to $88-108. The dump will come either from day-one profit taking, the December lockup expiration, or both. The company is real. The entry price on June 12 is not.

Mysterious-Unit-5330

oh wow the market is at the same price it was TWO weeks ago such a major crash wowwwww!!!

throwaway9gk0k4k569

Oil selling off is the weird one. Like look at SU, OXY, USO. WTF. MU has earnings in 3 weeks. ASTS is over-sold today and has TWO launches with SpaceX in the next 60 days.

chainer3000

Someone tell me why WDC isn’t the next micron. Only 2 key players for AI data center build out. Seagate and Micron Only 2 competitors in the ENTIRE space. TWO! Western digital and Seagate take up 90% of ALL enterprise sales SSDs are becoming a critical bottleneck. They are showing signs of selling out, having hyperscalers sign LTAs into 2028. Margins are expanding rapidly and now they’re having hyperscalers sign the same type of LTAs that micron is doing. WDC is spinning off its losing flash memory. It’s trading at like 16 forward p/e and it should be 25x. It’s priced like legacy hardware and not like an AI buildout bottleneck Someone tell me why this won’t work if capex continues.

knoqd_

🚨US MILITARY: LAST NIGHT AT 11 P.M. ET, U.S. FORCES SUCCESSFULLY INTERCEPTED TWO IRANIAN BALLISTIC MISSILE TARGETING AMERICAN FORCES BASED IN KUWAIT US MILITARY: MISSILES WERE IMMEDIATELY DEFEATED AND NO AMERICAN PERSONNEL WERE HARMED Talks going well

Icy_Jelly_315

AXIOS "It's more specifics about how the U.S. gets the material and the timing," a senior administration official said, referring to the enriched uranium. The second source said 🌮 also wants to amend some of the wording around the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz. The U.S. official said 🌮 was told it would take around three days before the Iranians get back with a response. "They're literally in caves and they're not using email," the senior administration official said. What they're saying: "There will be a deal. The imminence of it, we'll see. We're willing to wait so the 🌮 gets what he asks for. It could be a week. It could be less. It could be more. At the turn of the week, we hope to have something," the senior administration official said. TLDR EVERYTHING IS AGREED EXCEPT THE ONLY TWO ACTUAL ISSUES DON'T EXPECT PROGRESS FOR A WEEK WHILE OIL RESERVES DWINDLE TICK TOCK

bowleggedgrump

TWO decades?? Snort

GamermanRPGKing

Lmao have you looked at the gaming industry at all? From TAKE TWO THEMSELVES, at their last earnings call: o The largest contributors to Net Bookings are expected to be the Grand Theft Auto series, NBA 2K, Toon Blast, Match Factory, Empires & Puzzles, the Red Dead Redemption series, Words With Friends, Color Block Jam, and Zynga Poker. o We expect recurrent consumer spending to be flat compared to Fiscal 2026, and to represent 65% of Net Bookings.

confused_teabagger

fuk! You better not be up to any shit in TWO WEEKS!

confused_teabagger

They were TWO WEEKS AWAY from transferring the most highly enriched uranium possible to Israel .... all at once

PlayerPlayer69

My port slowly bled for TWO WHOLE YEARS before I broke even. Despite a two year slow bleed, my “All” graph looks like I lost it all and earned it back in one fell swoop. The YTD and 3M charts look like a fucking EKG.

artful_todger_502

You don't say ... 🤔 This needs one of those *"TWO. YEARS. LATER."* gifs with the French voice.