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Part two- been practicing option trading (80 % success rate)

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PART TWO- been practicing option trading for a year;

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Am I correct in thinking that TAKE TWO will jump when GTAVI gets released. Like is it guaranteed

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Meme Stocks back on the menu Bitches!

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I'm a professional money manager and these are some of my notes from premarket

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This AI Penny Stock Proves Path To Artificial General Intelligence

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100% cash is trash has outperformed S&P500 for the last TWO YEARS

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I gave an LLM current news about companies and asked it to write a news digest like it was Jim Cramer

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ELTP REVENUE POTENTIAL!

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🚀🍏 YO YO YO, APES! IT'S TENDY TIME FOR APPLE! 🍏🚀

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RIO TINTO EXPLORATION CANADA AND AZIMUT EXPLORATION SIGN TWO “OPTION TO JOINT VENTURE AGREEMENTS” FOR UP TO C$115.7 MILLION FOR PROPERTIES BORDERING VICTORY’S STINGRAY LAC AND RIVIERE BLOCKS!

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Take two interactive, a god stock for mentally challenged gamers

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Institutions clearly knew about this pause before the public did.

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ReconAfrica- Is Namibia the World's Next Oil & Gas Exploration Hot Spot?

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🚀 $XERS: The Undervalued Moonshot 🚀

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On a scale from 1-2000, I'm about a 1987 on the bearish side.

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$TWOH Recent News that most have overlooked and that’s a mistake..company looks to have put themselves in a stronger setting now..shares appetizing here.. Two Hands Corporation Announces Asset Sale of gocart.city

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$TWOH NEWS OUT. Two Hands Corporation Announces Asset Sale of gocart.city. I do like the debt reduction here.

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We found a Corporate Income Fund certificate - what is it?

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The Artificial Intelligence Stock with the BIGGEST potential

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WTF is WRONG with ENPHASE $ENP ?

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$GMZP - The Hottest Merger Play Currently in OTC; Here's Why

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The truth behind the current U.S. market?

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FED Balance Sheet Showing $1,080,354,000,000 in Unrealized Losses

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I Believe British Tobacco, Altria, The Kochs, and US Cannabis Have Conspired to Privatize the Entire Industry. Deal is imminent. My report:

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How British American Tobacco, Altria, and The Koch Brothers Have Conspired with Nearly Every US Cannabis Operator, through the Lobbying System, to Privatize and Monopolize the Cannabis Industry. And the Deal is Imminent.

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Freeloader Challenge!

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FOMC---Your thoughts

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ATNM DD in 2 Minutes or Less

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Some thoughts on why the market is holding up

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ALBT Technical Analysis Update: Bullish Signals and Short Swing Opportunity

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Interest rate hikes

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It's funny how a rating makes a stock nearly double in two days; until you shift thru the darkness and find a little more light being shed !

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$BTCS- A diamond hiding, what $AABB should have been, the next $COIN my bull case for a $75+ SP

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APRN - Joe hasn't commented in months...following the RDBX timeline, next week will be HUGE! TWO WORDS...FUNDING SECURED

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Hmmm which choice for a 5yeae growth ETF?

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TSLA is not going to stop, more rooms till the bottom

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$OTLK - Outlook Therapeutics® Announces Validation of Marketing Authorization Application by the European Medicines Agency for ONS-5010 as a Treatment for Wet AMD

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Why Buffet YOLO'd into $KR, and why Grocery Stores should be your #1 indicator for market transition

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12 FREE Stocks for Signing Up and Depositing Any Amount With Webull *Only Available To U.S. Clients*

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Truman Show, Illuminati, Remembering Past Lives, Personal Experiences of Otherworldly Phenomena, What "They" don't want you to know.

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Volume alert for $TWOH

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Lillian Finance [$LY] is getting listed on TWO major exchanges!

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$ZAAG updates coming!

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DD Biolargo $BLGO - The best CLEAN WATER solutions for some of the biggest contamination problems (PFAS, Micropollutants)

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Follow The Results - The Bear Market Earnings

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Trading and tilt.

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GUYS you might want to see this. I struck lightning. I made a program that nailed the open and close in TSLA recently. Accuracy that would take 5720 years of guesses to see.

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There literally has to be a recession and market crash to force all the regarded autists to go back to work.

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APRN TA guy here again. I have more indicators that are showing extreme bullishness.

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$APRN T+13 Days! Today's DD: Know When You Got 'Em

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The whales of the world (CEOs of Google/Microsoft/Amazon and more) are starting to move PART TWO: The last cup of tea before the train takes off.

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Introduction to Clean Tech BioLargo - Already UP 40% in the past month. $BLGO will get discovered.

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BioLargo DD 2022 $BLGO - is Clean Water!! Clean Air, Cleaner Earth, and Much More.

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APES are going to end this. ONCE AND FOR ALL. PART TWO.

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BBBY. picked up 100 contracts. Naruto aint ready to run like this bitch

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You motherfuckers were crying about $20 being too high. Tf happened?

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A Story

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Rich white kid grandparent

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Nokia is fueled up

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Just recieved this from my broker regarding 3M

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read below if you missed the BBBY trade...

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Lurker Post: AMC's APE-shit CEO Letter to me as an Stockholder

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#SUPV - Supervielle Announces a Program for the Repurchase of Own Shares

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Market impact of Abe assassination, thoughts from GS, MS, and ME. My view: Liberal Democratic Party gains support in 10 Jul elections and moves ahead with Abenomics/hawkish foreign policy. Upside potential for nuclear power industry and Japanese defense contractors.

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Market impact of Abe assassination, thoughts from GS, MS, and ME. My view: Liberal Democratic Party gains support in 10 Jul elections and moves ahead with Abenomics/hawkish foreign policy. Upside potential for nuclear power industry and Japanese defense contractors.

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Market impact of Abe assassination is risk off, think it's likely the Liberal Democratic Party gains support in 10 Jul elections and moves to implement Abenomics-themed economic policies/hawkish foreign policy. Looking at upside potential for nuclear power industry and Japanese defense contractors.

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Market impact of Abe assassination is risk off, think it's likely the LDP gains support in 10 July elections and moves to implement Abenomics-themed economic policies/hawkish foreign policy. Looking at upside potential for nuclear power industry and Japanese defense contractors.

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Make no mistake this is a big deal for Virgin Galactic SPCE

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6-28-22 SPY/ ES Futures Daily TA (bonus QQQ and Apple)

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6-27-22 SPY Daily TA

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What am I missing about monthly dividends?

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RDBX Stock | REV Stock 🚨 THESE TWO STOCKS ARE BEING TALKED ABOUT ALL OVE...

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AVOCADO EARNINGS LOCK

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AVACADO EARNINGS LOCK

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AVACADO EARNINGS LOCK $AVO

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HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO HEAR IT?

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The Bond Market: TWO WORLDS COMPARED

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GOLDMining Inc. (NYSE: GLDG) is up +28.34% in a few hours!

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Professional Analysis: Are stocks poised to double their all time highs before the end of the year?

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AVCT SPECULATION

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AVCT research thesis

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This week's coming blockbuster “Top Gun: Maverick” represents a major bet by Paramount and theater chains $PARA $AMC $CNK

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This week's coming blockbuster “Top Gun: Maverick” represents a major bet by Paramount and theater chains $PARA $AMC $CNK

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"Diamond Hands" Cringe Documentary + Proof or Ban Requests

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$UONE - Possibly a Massive June Play with Potential for Gamma Squeeze

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Two Tickers in Strong Uptrends

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$TTWO WILL EXPLODE YOUR PORTFOLIO.

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Still want to live next year? Sell options of Indexes, not Stocks

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Google play this upcoming split

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IF YOU ARE NEW TO INVESTING AND WANT TO MAKE SOME MONEY…

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ATER Passed Resistance level gapping up to over 8

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Stock Analysis Website! :)

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ATER HITS 3 SQUEEZE SIGNALS: EVALUATING THE IMPACT ON PERFORMANCE

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SST - Putting things in perspective, and why this stock is unique

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$SST - Putting things in perspective, and why this stock is unique

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Stop getting distracted by posts on the shittiest companies. SST is the play right now. Focus for two weeks you ADHD bitches.

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In a world of scarcity, panic-buying of things in short supply, Potash is an essential fertilizer and there's not enough. NTR, MOS, IPI

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CHAMATH

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TYO to the moon

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...You know, if I had a nickel for every time someone called me a bot, I'd have TWO nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it's happened twice now. Was it the language? The punctuation? The decent grammar? In any case, sorry I didn't dumb down my language for someone so highly...regarded.

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Zoinks Scoobs, a whole TWO PERCENT???

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> AN INITIAL INVESTIGATION BY IRAQI SECURITY OFFICIALS INDICATES IRANIAN EXPLOSIVE-LADEN BOATS STRUCK TWO FUEL TANKERS IN IRAQI WATERS. If they can get explosive-laden boats close to tankers then make no mistake they are mining the strait right now...

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TWO FOREIGN TANKERS CARRYING IRAQI FUEL OIL WERE ATTACKED WITHIN TERRITORIAL WATERS, CAUSING BOTH TO CATCH FIRE. IRAQ HAS EVACUATED 25 CREW MEMBERS FROM THE VESSELS AS FIRES CONTINUE TO BURN ON BOTH SHIPS, ACCORDING TO AN IRAQI PORT OFFICIAL.[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2031850989888946417)

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Just need TWO 7-8x trades back to back.. 0dte $SPX could do it 😭 maybe one Thursday and the other for Friday🫡🥲

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ISRAEL ASSESSES THAT TRUMP NOT CLOSE TO INSTRUCTING END TO WAR - TWO ISRAELI OFFICIALS[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2031699496984252722)

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I looked away for TWO SECONDS why is spy back at 681 😑😑

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April last year, he was TACO on his own BS... Now there's TWO SIDES that both have to TACO... Ukraine is the template, not April.

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i only came here to do TWO things - lose money and kick ass, i'm almost out of money.

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"If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. " WHY NOT TWO TRILLION TIMES HARDER???

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Fkin ONDS. How can you possibly be a drone x defence oriented stock making contracts, in the middle of TWO drone-prominent wars, and drill every single godddamn day

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FRENCH PRESIDENT MACRON: FRENCH DEPLOYMENT IN MEDITERRANEAN, RED SEA, HORMUZ STRAIT WILL INCLUDE EIGHT WARSHIPS, AIRCRAFT CARRIER, TWO HELICOPTER CARRIERS Bullish.

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FRENCH DEPLOYMENT IN MEDITERRANEAN, RED SEA, HORMUZ STRAIT WILL INCLUDE EIGHT WARSHIPS, AIRCRAFT CARRIER, TWO HELICOPTER CARRIERS Finally some balls from the french eating baguette fags

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But but but Trump said we’ve already destroyed their entire Navy, Air Force, TWO sets of their leaders, Army…..all of it. So what’s stopping people from driving through the straight?!?!?!?

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No, it's because most large companies are moving their workforce overseas to places they can pay 1/4 the cost of an American. I work on a team of 14 and am only one of TWO people retained in the US to press buttons on servers that are US Restricted whenever our Slavic people can't.

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he was impeached TWO times and still managed to get a second term

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Check out THE CHART ON BNAI FROM THE PAST TWO WEEKS

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Guys... it had to be this way. We were only TWO WEEKS away from: ~~- Trump's secret healthcare plan~~ ~~- Trump's secret infrastructure plan~~ ~~- Trump's secret fix for Social Security~~ \- being nuked by Iran, even though Trump recently claimed he had completely obliterated all of their nuke capabilities.

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Funny thing is that that;s what the US claims cause of the embarrassment. But also just today and yesterday TWO more F15E's confirmed to be downed in Iran. Marking a total of 5 downed. Dont just look at western media. Only 6 soldiers are dead? Cmon man, you can't be that naive

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i jsut bought nvidia calls TWO MINUTES AGO HAHAHAHHA

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Its up 13% in the past 5 days. In FIVE days, it has made what the S&P makes in a year. In TWO days of war, and red markets it has been up 6% on a flat day and has gone from -4% to +% on a severely red day. 

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Me and my TWO (2) puts are ready! #Winning

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For the americans out there to understand the situation: >AN AR-15 IS NOW CHEAPER THAN TWO STICKS OF RAM IN THE UNITED STATES

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I'm reading this and thinking: "this person probably still has access to a mortgage, or at least a credit card. This person can still get a payday loan and play with leverage. This person still has TWO kidneys. How come they don't see where to get the money then?"

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“Why did Nvidea drop after a monster earnings report.” Are you new to this ? Reaction after an earnings report these days is a coin flip. Expectations were high and the “good report” was already priced in. I look at history and metrics, not rumors and rhetoric about what “big money” is doing. You give them far too much credit - they are extremely reactionary and not cohesive. I’ve been investing since 1985 when you had to call your orders in. Seen it all. This is no different than in 2020 when the street was saying “big oil is done”. The smart investors were buying oil stock like crazy while everyone was doom and gloom. The big seven P/E’s are low. That’s TWO good things: 1) Earning growth is wild - prices will follow. 2) PE rise will inflate valuations even more if that happens. Watch in a year or two. The idiots that trade for a living have a short term perspective. Don’t pay attention to them.

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So now there are TWO things to distract from....the lies about affordability and inflation, and those pesky files.

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This is a TWO MONTH old comment lmao. Yeah at the 50's-60's it was a good price.

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so NVDA stay before $200 for TWO days will make billions of calls worthless, then who earned that money ?

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there are *TWO* of them? this is getting out of control 😣

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Regards be like “NVDA IS UP TWO PERCENTS! THAT MEANS I’M GONNA MAKE MONEY REGARDLESS” I hate it to explain IV to you man, but just don’t open the app tomorrow

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2 .. points TWO POINTS

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Good luck taking my TWO certificates from Chegg away Claude!

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Just the beginning of the run, based on today's news on sale of PRV - This story now is "buy and wait and be handsomely paid for waiting for 2 - 4 months" - TWO upsides - $4.00 / share dividend arrears to be paid and the re-adjustment of the stock price inn the direction of par value of $25.00 as soon as regular dividends are restored - The Risk - Reward ratio on this is so compelling

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To all da CLOWNS on bloomberg wailing about hikes....GO SUCK A GOATS DICK. Mdfker FED just cut in DEC....TWO MONTHS AGO..... Today you want to HIKE???? What yu tink de economy is? YOU TINK THEY CUT THEN HIKE ON A DIME...like WSB regard press button buy & sell?

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FED MINUTES: SEVERAL PARTICIPANTS INDICATED THEY WOULD HAVE SUPPORTED A TWO-SIDED DESCRIPTION OF FUTURE RATE DECISIONS, REFLECTING POSSIBILITY HIKES COULD BE APPROPRIATE IF INFLATION REMAINED AT ABOVE-TARGET LEVELS Lol

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Woooooow a whole TWO THOUSAND!!

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Oh, sorry that I'm a cheapskate for not shelling out TWO months worth of income for a single fucking GPU.

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>No it doesn't, Reddit isn't mandatory to survive, you can get your news source from a more ethical website. Again, that is not a proof that using reddit is unethical. You are really moving the goal posts. I will remind you, time and time again what YOUR argument was originally: That because Reddit is publicly traded it means i am a hypocrite for using it. Now it changed to "it is not ethical news source"... Which is really weak argument, since reddit isn't a news site and secondly: I see VERY little unethical content on this site. >No, that again is your misunderstanding, you were raging against capitalism in several of your posts  No, i was pointing its inherent flaws.. that you have to be aware of. If you didn't know those things and consider them RAVINGS then you should not have a strong opinion about the topic at all: you don't even know the basics. I have said FUCKING SEVERAL TIMES that capitalism is a good tool but that it has inherent problems. I have said multiple times that i do not consider public trading unethical. Or investing. You can't hold your argument for fucking TWO SECOND WITHOUT LYING WHAT I HAVE SAID!!! But it is indicative of YOUR dogmatism that you saw what is just reading facts about capitalism as RAVINGS, which of course is a sly way to say "ravings of a lunatic". Don't think i missed that detail. >I can tell you are young that you weren't around with [r/fatpeoplehate](https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/) or [r/jail](https://www.reddit.com/r/jail/)\*\*\*\* were a thing, and that the CEO was personal subscribed to one of them, or when the admin's edited a users post, or when they allow conspiracy theories to fester here, or when they allow threats even though it goes against site rules Umm... so? What does have to do with 2026? And unfortunately, you can not ban free speech because... guess why? It would be... unethical to do so. I know the problem but the problem is not reddit itself but people in this planet and apparently you want to judge what speech is allowed and what is not... See how fucking easy it is to sink your arguments? Why? Because you are wrong. And then i will finish you with this: so, you think using reddit is unethical and yet: HERE YOU ARE. I don't think it is but YOU DO. So you are using Reddit knowing that it is unethical to use it. How does that make me worse than you? You really are not as clever as you think you are. I had that last one in my backpocket the whole time and you... just didn't realize that picking REDDIT, the platfrom WE USE TO COMMUNICATE you also put all the blame on you, and since what is unethical is subjective.. i can slip away but you... can't. You are now trapped in your own trap. Not only are you investing unethically but you also use reddit which IN YOUR OWN WORDS is unethical. Why did you think i wanted you to prove it? It felt like i was digging my own grave, right? You really are not as clever as you think.

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Autopilot has been around for decades and there are still TWO pilots in the cockpit…you know, to land the plane when shit goes round. As ai advances “tech bros” will be less frequent but more in demand.

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That’s TWO issues.

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IN TWO SECTORS ONLY lmao it's pathetic to be excited about??? 

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Nearly TWO-THIRDS of jobs created in January were in health care, while most other sectors continue to see weak hiring or outright declines.

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9k today definitely going after TWO rotisserie chickens

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Stupid comment. The last two-term, Democratic President's presided over the best economy's we've had. Clinton had a BALANCED BUDGET FOR TWO YEARS. Record Workforce Participation. No Republican President has had a balanced budget since Eisenhower in 1957. H. W. Bush had 9% mortgage rates in 1991. One of the many reasons he lost to Clinton. W. Bush ran up a 5.7 Trillion debt fighting 2 Wars that had nothing to do with 9/11. AND, W. Bush led us into the worst Banking Crisis in 70 years causing Obama to have to fix everything.

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it recovered from -10% in like two candles ON TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS this morning bro. you don't see the floor there?

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> Here is a reasonable example that has precedent - humanity doesn’t need TWO cures for cancer. As soon as a cure is produced, that’s the cure. That’s the answer. You can’t cure something “better” than someone else. Sometimes it is more nuanced than that and there ends up being room for multiple winners. For example, Cialis was developed as a longer lasting version of Viagara and succeeded in stealing a big chunk of market share.

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I’m catching the knife boys wish me luck. I’ll hoist the market up on the back of my TWO SPX 0dte calls 🫡

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You’re so close and you don’t see it… It’s winner take all because there’s no point in reaching AGI twice. They aren’t competing to make the best tool - they are competing to make a new intelligence. Most especially Google with the team at Deepmind. IF they succeed - the moment it wakes up is game over. None of the other companies just “spend to upgrade to the newest chips” at that point. Here is a reasonable example that has precedent - humanity doesn’t need TWO cures for cancer. As soon as a cure is produced, that’s the cure. That’s the answer. You can’t cure something “better” than someone else. You can package up a delivery mechanism and call it your drug, but if a cure has legal protection - the winner takes all the licensing. It would be like owning the color blue. The precedent? AlphaFold - Deepmind folded 200 million proteins and gave everything away to the scientific community. Beautiful gift for humanity. It’s a solved problem. No reason to find the same protein structure twice. Now imagine AGI wakes up and starts solving the unsolvable. It will go so quickly nothing and no one will be able to catch up.

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go look at a chart. MSFT and AMZN are at 2024 prices. 2024 to 2026 is TWO years. Thats called a multi year low. Go back to class and learn something before running your mouth.

A tortilla, piece of chicken, and TWO pieces of broccoli 💩

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That means we should be saving TWO Trillion dollars in interest! A 900% savings using his pharmacy savings calculator…

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Google slides, Reddit slides, MY TWO TOP PICKS FOR THIS WEEK?

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*Dr Evil Voice with pinky in the corner of my mouth* TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS MUAHA HA HA AH

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TWO Death Stars

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In the year 1636, humans learned that you can't fucking do much with tulips. In the year 2025, humans learned that you can't fucking do much with tulips. NOW GIMME YOUR TWO LIPS

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How is Waymo going to compete against Tesla's cost per mile? Completely irrelevant who has more cars in March of 2026 - but even that aside, Tesla will far surpass Waymo in # of cars this year - but still, Waymo's cost per mile is going to be close to double or triple. How can they sustain their business that way when Tesla can produce 1M+ cars at a cost of $20k? Waymo needs another year or two to put TWO THOUSAND Waymos on the road, and those things are estimated to cost $80-$150k. And they are waaaay behind in the data advantage. Tesla collects something like 100x more data than Waymo via their 1M+ FSD users. Long term I don't see a future for Waymo at all. Maybe a really niche service in some cities, where you can get a fancier or larger car etc, and willing to pay more for it.

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idgaf what anyone thinks # TWO trailers forming a union is A BLASPHEMOUS ACT AGAINST GOD

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And he’s now had TWO of them in less than 6 months…

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BERS WIN AGAIN WITH AN INCREDIBLE *looks inside* MINUS ZERO POINT TWO ONE PERCENTAGE TAKE DOWN OF THE S&P500 ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!!!

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Nothing burger. Low end packaging stuff, TWO YEARS AWAY...

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K everyone saying the dip is justified, ask yourself this: does MSFT not have more intrinsic value today than it did than almost TWO years ago? Because it’s trading at the same price as March 2024!

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But then you'd have to sell the silver. You could have TWO Lambos.

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So @Tesla canceled TWO staple pillars of S3XY so they can focus on the robot that walks like Joe Biden?😂😂

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Fuck. He told y'all, only TWO dolls! 

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dont you get tired of posting this EVERY FUCKING DAY, SOMETIMES TWO OR THREE TIMES?

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How many of you jokers in this discussion voted for Trump? How many voted for the punk twice? How many of you voted for the GOP reps and Senators who didn't impeach him when they had TWO opportunities to rid us of this deranged grifter. You'll get no sympathy from me. Lie down with dogs, get up with flreas.

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Banks are currently paying 4% APY. 4% of $30M was $1.2M when I went to school. So if your question is really, "Should I never work at anything ever again and collect a virtually guaranteed $1.2M a year to do absolutely nothing but anything I want to do for the rest of my life up and to including TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME with virtually zero down side risk?", then my answer would be "no". Because if you're too fucking retarded to figure that math out yourself, then you don't deserve that money OR two chicks or even one. So burn it all down, dumbass! Call me when you've hit bedrock and I'll buy you a Frosty to wash the taste of chode out of your mouth.

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\*TWO\* central banks. Canada and the UK. And he has VERY good connections to ALL of Europe's and Asia's bankers.

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2026 : american have not figured out the both party are funded by the same people and so they got the same interest to protect. You got only two parties, TWO !! In any democracy, you got 3 or 4. In France, we got 3 strong parties, and maybe 4 for the next election. You need more parties in US.

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Does this company really have TWO employees?

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Oh mah GAWDz J.DIME for is under fire! He's gonna have Pam Bimbots up has wazoo. DIVE JPM....DIVE.... Gimme 260....Gimme gimme gimme! \~260, 260, TWO SIX OOOOOHHHH

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it's always fun to see TWO of your positions on the big board (RDDT and NFLX)

r/stocksSee Comment

Indeed TACO for the win. And his claim of 'future deal". is like his other bullshit "we will have something to announce in TWO WEEKS"....which never happens. What a clown he is

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guys, according to chat HOTH has TWO employees, lmao

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True. But how much do they pay in those nations??? India, Egypt, Pakistan, & many more pay TWO DOLLARS per month-without much room to increase pricing due to local economies. I still believe a few more hits may be in store 🤔 I believe it will come back, just might not be a fast turnaround 🤷‍♀️

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The WB deal may take TWO YEARS to go through and no buyback till then. Lower guidance on every single metric. Can you elaborate why you think there is an upside?

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Everyone's being a jerk to you so let me spell it for you exactly the mechanics of why this is a bad idea from a psychological point of view. I have seen this scenario play out two or three times with my friends. And it's not good. OK let's say you flawlessly handle a big market dip. Let's say you have $100,000 in the market. And you brilliantly sold when it dropped to $90,000, and you're sitting on cash. The market drops to $60,000. Congratulations, you're a winner. 🏆 You tell all your friends about it. You brag at parties. I'm not joking… You will be riding high. I've seen it happen. You'll be feeling great. Guess what? That $60,000… Now it's $50,000… But you're holding 90,000 in cash. You're freaking brilliant! You should write a book. Guess what happens in the next day? It's back up to $70,000. You just "lost" $20,000. You're not feeling so good now. But you know what? Market fundamentals are still bad, so you're gonna wait it out. Do you wanna make that $20,000 back and get in the market " at the bottom" Couple days later it's at $80,000. Now you're upset and scared. Not only did you "lose $30,000" but you're now in danger of not even having made any money at all even if you got back in. You're not gonna lock in that massive loss are you? No way man, let's wait for another dip so you can at least get back to 50,000. But that's not what happens. The market has a big jump and now it's at 110,000! You literally lost an actual $10,000 now… Not just your game but now you're a sucker. So you never enter back in and you sit on cash waiting for the next big drop. It never comes and one year later the markets at $140,000 and you're sitting in cash. I have literally seen this play out three times with three different people. No one can time the market, in order to do what you're doing you have to time it TWO times PERFECTLY.

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> Europe is way more pissed this time. They might send TWO strongly worded letters.

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🎵 Nobody loves you when you're TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY

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Hold up... Look at the date though.TWO WEEKS! no way in 2 weeks he's gonna say there'll be a 90 day pause on the tariffs again. /S

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NUAI - they published TWO announcements last night— very bullish! https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/era-energy-digital-closes-acquisition-020000932.html https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/era-energy-digital-partners-primary-023000440.html

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Flash crash to 690 NOW ROBINHOODS CUCKING ME IN TWO MINUTES AHHHHH

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Why not TWO million?

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Let me get this straight. A -153% debt to equity = 25% INCREASE IN TWO DAYS. Got it!

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r/stocksSee Comment

I’ll repost with these but here. Thoughts on agency MREITs with 12-20% yield like AGNC, NLY, DX, ORC, TWO, ARR etc., (and mortgage companies like RKT, LDI, UWMC.) My basic thesis is below but I’d like outside opinions since every friend I have from working in the mortgage industry has no opinions. Please tell me where I am wrong. Mortgages companies and Mortgage REITS (probably the best risk adjusted value niche in the market) • ⁠It affects so many people (and therefore our justifiably unpopular president’s popularity leading into midterms) and is driven by policy and regulation that the executive branch largely has control over. Trump has more • ⁠Mortgage spreads are historically wide when corporate spreads (ex ORCL) are tight • ⁠Deregulation for mortgages and banking • ⁠Lower Capital requirements means more lending • ⁠Funding/repo rates are gonna drop more with the federal • ⁠LT rates anchored with largest treasury buybacks of all time • ⁠MREITs yield 12-20% dividends so when rates fall and will look even more attractive on a relative basis. Meanwhile their higher net interest spread will make them more profitable and they should continue to appreciate. • ⁠Financial/Mortgage companies are full of paper pushers who do countless repetitive tasks whose jobs are the most easily replaced with AI. No edge AI sensors or insane computational energy needed for how straightforward these are. Headcount expense can plummet. Outside catalyst bet: - Declaring housing an emergency, Trump can order his new lackey at the fed is to start to buy mortgage bonds in some form of QE tightening spreads. Potential Risk - People may not want to move cuz of their mortgage rates and material costs can rise with the inevitable “run it hot” inflation. Also, K shaped economy and labor weakness.

r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

So “analysts are cautious” surrounding AAPLs 36 P/E ratio, but TSLAs TWO HUNDRED NINETY TWO is chill? Why are analysts so scared of AAPL but TSLA is fine?

During the invasion of Greenland, an American general and his troops are advancing through the rocky, icy terrain. Suddenly, from behind a ridge, they hear a voice shout: **“One Danish soldier can take on ten Americans!”** The general smirks and orders **ten soldiers** forward over the ridge. A brief but intense firefight erupts — then silence. Moments later, the voice returns: **“One Danish soldier can take on one hundred Americans!”** Now annoyed but intrigued, the general sends **one hundred soldiers** over the ridge. A much larger battle breaks out, lasting far longer than the first. Eventually, everything goes quiet again. Then the voice shouts once more: **“One Danish soldier can take on one thousand Americans!”** Furious, the general orders **one thousand of his best troops** to advance over the ridge. A massive and prolonged battle follows, echoing across the frozen landscape. In the middle of the fighting, a badly wounded American soldier crawls back over the ridge toward the general and gasps: **“Sir… don’t send any more men… it’s a trap…** **THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!”** (yeah, the joke is older than me and in reality the American soliders probably wouldn't even attack in the first place but just call in fire support :-p )

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r/investingSee Comment

Well hot damn, so two child raping presidents then.. shame this isn’t stamped out more than TWO HUNDRED YEARS LATER though.

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r/optionsSee Comment

That's not how a credit spread works. A credit spread is a vertical. An IC, or more specifically a short IC, is TWO verticals, one on either side. With a short IC, it is a neutral play and you lose with a move to either direction. OP is taking a neutral/directional bet with defined risk using a vertical. Suppose price is at 7000 and he sells a 7010C and buys a 7015C. Then his max loss is 5 points minus whatever he sold the spread for. As long as price stays below 7010 at expiration he is good. If it blows past 7015, then he loses 5 points minus his credit.

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r/pennystocksSee Comment

Excellent summary. Been in for nearly 2 years now and watched the stock get used and abused by predatory short funds. Truly does appear to be a life changing and cancer treatment space revolutionizing company. There’s been a squeeze building for the last 3 weeks and I believe shorts are really and truly trapped. I’m holding my positions regardless because I believe that 10-20B is a very realistic valuation for the company so my price target starts at $45 and $100 is high but not out of the question. Length of the Regal trial is astonishing, and with no futility concerns it’s clear it is working incredibly well. SLS009 showing excellent response rates and beating mOS by a wide margin in groups with no other treatment options. When do you find a company with TWO blockbuster compounds let alone one?

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

as well. Two words. TWO FUCKING WORDS

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r/pennystocksSee Comment

I am in. This stock is seriously undervalued but they have to show how their business model can benefit shareholders. Also the really small float will be hard for major institutional investor participation. However, there are some already have a foot at the door. Here is the Q2 to Q3 changes in holdings. Would be interesting to see the Q4 numbers: |Institution|2025-Q2|2025-Q3| |:-|:-|:-| || |GEODE CAPITAL MANAGEMENT, LLC|28383|33582| |RENAISSANCE TECHNOLOGIES LLC|11277|27377| |VANGUARD GROUP INC|27012|27012| |XTX Topco Ltd|22671|19612| |UBS Group AG|23942|17556| |TWO SIGMA INVESTMENTS, LP|0|12254| |BlackRock, Inc.|8607|8607| |Tower Research Capital LLC (TRC)|3646|4509| |CITIGROUP INC|642|295| On the other hand, the small float is perfect for retail investors to take control collectively.. lol. Maybe someone here can consider to create a sub for this.

r/pennystocksSee Comment

Nice call. I am in as well but at higher level. This stock is seriously undervalued but they have to show how their business model can benefit shareholders. Also the really small float will be hard for major institutional investor participation. However, there are some already have a foot at the door. Here is the Q2 to Q3 changes in holdings. Would be interesting to see the Q4 numbers: |Institution|2025-Q2|2025-Q3| |:-|:-|:-| |GEODE CAPITAL MANAGEMENT, LLC|28383|33582| |RENAISSANCE TECHNOLOGIES LLC|11277|27377| |VANGUARD GROUP INC|27012|27012| |XTX Topco Ltd|22671|19612| |UBS Group AG|23942|17556| |TWO SIGMA INVESTMENTS, LP|0|12254| |BlackRock, Inc.|8607|8607| |Tower Research Capital LLC (TRC)|3646|4509| |CITIGROUP INC|642|295| On the other hand, the small float is perfect for retail investors to take control collectively.. lol. Maybe someone here can consider to create a sub for this.

r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

That people think Robo taxi is going to work is the funniest part of the TSLA scam. Like - a two door taxi...TWO DOOR TAXI...that doesn't even use Lidar. Sure.

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

How about TWO power hours?

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

Not one but TWO completely flat candles today, wow

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

Why not 777%? And hear me out....maybe TWO Wendy's dumpsters?

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

You mean like when I used all my margin, going long on TNA at $47 only to have it drop to about FORTY TWO? Yeah, I've done that.

r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

The odds of that rug pool were pretty fucking slim. I'm pretty upset that it killed my runners. Still made a buck, but coulda made TWO

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r/smallstreetbetsSee Comment

Look, I don't even necessarily agree with the guy you're replying to, but you have to understand how little sense you're making here. OBVIOUSLY it would be more prudent to focus on and put pressure on one INDIVIDUAL with billions of dollars than TWO ENTIRE NATIONS worth TRILLIONS. A single person vs BILLIONS of people. Like you must realize how stupid that sounds right?

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