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1.1 MILLION volume in less than ONE HOUR. This stock was 14 cents ONE WEEK AGO. It is at 27 cents RIGHT NOW. Almost zero resistance between 30 cents and 62 cents. DYOR. FTEL FSTTF

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PYPL to sell Venmo. Calls?

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Daily Dividend Report in USA

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MicroStrategy MSTR is doomed . I SUGGESTED SHORTING WEEKS AGO AND WHY ?

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AEON - News Tomorrow - Up 20% today

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$ACHV just got the national priority review voucher NPV

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ITRM might just be the next 5x penny stock

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1st FDA FIBRO MED IN 16 YEARS APPROVED MOMENTS AGO. STOCK HAS BEEN HALTED FOR HOURS. GET READY FOR THE PUMP.

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My fellow Netflix call owners, luck not on our side

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$OPEN Board of Directors Opted for RSU Payouts = CONFIDENCE IN GROWTH

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6 WEEKS AGO! AP109 News Came Out! It’s priced in $IXHL STOP THE FUD!

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Meta Shares Move 2% Higher, whatsapp ads (positive) and scale.ai investment (negative) news.. Sold too soon! Time to short?

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Making this post to stop the bull crap. This market is screwed up and I give up. I have a plan, but it's dumb (but hedged).

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Last Week Tonight warned what will happen with Trumps strategy SIX YEARS AGO

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Stocks jittery amid 90-day tariff pause speculation

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Stocks jittery amid 90-day tariff pause speculation

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XRP still down over 84% from SIX YEARS AGO!

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UPDATE $HSCS .20 WAS OVER 100% 6D AGO…This could be a great stock for long or short term!!

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Fisker (FSR) YOLO Update - 11/13/2023

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Everything is funny when you see it. Very few will understand what I am saying here. Those that do may join me in winning the game.

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THOUGHTS ON WLGS? WANG AND LEE GROUP

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r/WETG

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Space, the finally frontier. Trillion dollar + economy opening up soon.

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Space, the next meme sector

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Bear Market Rally: SPY 340 EOY

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2008 Bear Stearns .v. 2022 Credit Suisse

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$APRN DD - Probable Buyback In September. Posted This in ShortSqueeze

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$APRN T-3 Days! Today's DD: The $25,000,000 Joseph Sanberg Thesis.

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MUST READ DD! $APRN T-10 DAYS! Regardless of the plays you're currently making you should read this breakdown.

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$GEGI ceo now posting on Twitter.

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$GEGI going EV?

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IF BBBY SEES A HINT OF GREEN TOMORROW

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Inverse Cramer wins again: $COIN +90% since his bear rant JUST ONE WEEK AGO

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BBIG Stock Alert: Vinco's co-CEO Threatens Nasdaq Noncompliance | SO THIS WAS PUBLISHED 12 HOURS AGO! WHAT AM I MISSING?

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BBIG Stock Alert: Vinco's co-CEO Threatens Nasdaq Noncompliance | SO THIS WAS PUBLISHED 12 HOURS AGO! WHAT AM I MISSING?

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TRADER TALK SEC’s Gensler speaks Wednesday, and rules that overhaul market operations could be coming PUBLISHED TUE, JUN 7 202210:20 AM EDTUPDATED AN HOUR AGO

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Not investment advice but we have a double whammy here TNXP CHECK THE NEWS 15 MINUTES AGO

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Wall Street is set for another rough day, with Dow futures falling more than 400 points

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Selling may be ending

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Archegos Used Swaps to Hide Positions; Other Funds Are Too | Tremendous THEY MAKE A NEWS OUT OF IT SINCE WE TOLD THEM A YEAR AGO

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Elon riding the Twitter bird NFT - MINTED 4 MONTHS AGO 👀

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AnonFtheHFs $ATER ATER DD: 4-18-22: Oh, so you thought this was going to be a walk in the park. Buckle up sweetheart, you ain't seen nothing yet.....

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10 YEARS AGO THE FUCKERY WAS THEIR TOO. Accidentally Released – and Incredibly Embarrassing – Documents Show How Goldman et al Engaged in ‘Naked Short Selling’

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Do you guys watch the Bond Yields?

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$ISIG- FOLLOW THE MONEY.

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Rivian Rally for Decemeber

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Rivian Rally for December

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PTPI - LAST CHANCE TO BUY NEAR BOTTOM IN OUR OPINION

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DD - Biolase - currently $0.47 - price target of $2+ - profitable company with lots of growth this year

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Biolase (trading at $0.47) - price target of $2+ 🤘 strong fundamentals 👍 already profitable and growing

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Biolase (trading at $0.47) price target of $2+

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Biolase ($0.47) - price target of $2+

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Aurcrest Gold Announces Signing of Agreement between Big Tree Carbon and Agoke Development LP to Develop Forest Carbon Offset Project $TMBIF

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The NBA Announces Expanded Betting and Daily Fantasy Agreement With DraftKings

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IF you missed NEET and DOBO, I got just the thing for you.

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Tesla is the Most overvalued Company of all Time

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TSLA positive news today

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SEC EXPOSED!

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Metromile DD in review or what happens when you don't know anything about a company's product

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Metromile DD in review or what happens when you don't know anything about a company's product

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The price movement on today was PREDICTED A MONTH AGO! The post also shows what is coming!

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Education

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Bezos offers to cover $2 billion in NASA costs in exchange for astronaut lunar lander contract

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Texas gets involved in Israel’s fight with Ben & Jerry’s over West Bank boycott

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Cramer’s Meme Stock Update: Don’t Turn Trades Into Investments

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Bill Ackman still sees a massive economic boom despite the delta variant, says rates to rebound

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Why the real $SPCE play is actually $MAXR

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WES CHRISTIAN IS A GOOD ONE THIS IS HIM AND CHARLES V Payne TALKING ABOUT RETAIL INVESTORS AND NAKED SHORTING SOME WEEKS AGO.

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Adding on to this morning's post about why the economy is absolutely fucked.

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Virgin Galactic shares surge 20% as Branson tries to take lead in billionaire space race

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Tesla delivers more than 200,000 vehicles in a quarter for the first time

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Hey MODS, WEEDMAPS ($MAPS) IS NOT A SPAC, STOP STONEWALLING IT. THANKS

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Baird suspends GameStop stock coverage, citing continued Reddit influence and lack of company plan

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$WHACKD #RIPMCFEE FAIR LAUNCHED FEW MIN AGO MOOONING - John McAfee didn’t kill himself

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Get ready for a down day in US markets Monday, June 21st based on big drops in Asia tonight.

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Great last few days for AGO!

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WKHS IS SET TO TAKE OFF THIS WEEK $20 by the end of the week, already up 100% from $8 TEN DAYS AGO, 40%+ of float was shorted from $35 dollars hedges HAVE TO COVER HODL APES

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$wkhs FLYING THIS WEEK 50% of shares shorted with only 2 days to cover ALREADY UP 100% from hitting $8 TEN DAYS AGO !!!

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The great value rotation in the stock market may already be over as investors embrace tech again

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WHO WORE IT BETTER, CNBC OR ME?????

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One record-breaking stock can rally another 140%, chart suggests

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High short volumes in $CLOV

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CLOV Short Seller Numbers And Gamma Squeeze Info (6/7 - 6/8)

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CLOV short sell and gamma squeeze #s

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Billions of synthetic shares exist and here is why i think so along with potential share price information for our new Apes

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Help me out. I know nothing. Where do you get info about how much of AMC volume is shareholders and how much is option trading? In the event of a stock split or reverse stock split how do shareholders know the best way to vote and do what is in fellow apes best interest?

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NEXT UP RIG/OGI

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Where does a little ape like me go to turn a dime into a dollar? All these post showing HUGE MONEY moves.... what about a chimp like me with $30+ to play with?

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STEALTH LAUNCH 10 MIN AGO REAL GEM only 800$ MC SO FKIN EARLY LOW MCAP 100x POTENTIAL 0xb0ed7fa849282af80de93c48e94506a4ef436272 ✅CONTRACT VERIFIED ✅LIQ BURNED 🔥🔥 ✅OWNERSHIP RENOUNCED 🔒🔒 ✅LOW MCAP AND HOLDER 🌑🌑 LFGGGGG!!!! SAFUUUU!!!! 🔥🔥 TG: @slothv2

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GMET TOKEN LEGGO

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My Watchlist For 5/25/2021 - I'm Back Nerds

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Why did Naked Brand crash?

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AurCrest Gold Stakes 654 Claims in the East Red Lake Mining District, Ontario

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BTGOF British Blue Chip Telecom at $2.16 still has a ways to go up.

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GME's MACD is telling us the fuse is LIT 🔥

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ObamaCoin - Welcome to the MARS SHOT

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ObamaCoin - 100% Community owned

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My Watchlist For 3/29/21 -- Again I am focusing Financial / Utilities / Consumer / and Healthcare Tickers. Use a stop loss or bag hold.

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Michael Jordan has NO proven connection to GameStop

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Please please please..... Put 35% of that to the side for capital gains.... I PROMISE YOU, THEY WILL BE ASKING FOR IT.... 6 YEARS AGO, I MADE 120K off AMC.... AND I OWED LIKE 30K!

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BREAKING 1 MINUTE AGO Al Arabiya just reported, "Without announcing an agreement.. Pakistan's army chief leaves Iran.. and Tehran accuses Washington of making "excessive demands""

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####PRINCESS DONUT: CARL! GET YOUR SELF OUT OF THAT DISGUSTING THING'S MOUTH, RIGHT NOW! I MEAN REALLY, CARL, WEARING ALIGATOR HIDE WENT OUT OF FASHION OVER A DECADE AGO! ####Carl: God DAMMIT Donut! The thing is trying to fucking swallow me! HELP me! ####Princess Donut: I AM HELPING CARL! YOUR FASHION SENSE IS ABYSMAL.

STOP GIVING ME HOPE I GAVE UP HOURS AGO fuck keep going QQQ 705 and I’m saved

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“The federal reserve is unlikely” bruh I already explained these swap lines that the fed GAVE to the UAE to my 66 year old mother… 2 WEEKS AGO… talk about old news.

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Stock market CRASHES to levels not seen TWO WEEKS AGO, investors OBLITERATED

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WHAT THE FUCK MSTR WAS AROUND 26 YEARS AGO AND FUCKING WITH PEOPLE BACK THEN TOO? WHY THE F DID I BUY THIS SHIT Oh yeah I remember now. I blindly follow the regards on this sub ❤️

AXTI at almost $100. unfucking real. Im so pissed I didnt act on it when it was $20 a fucking MONTH AGO

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Google is such a piece of shit, fuck you if youre selling off of old news. Everyone knew open ai didnt have money MONTHS AGO. Everybody knew the iran war would last long MONTHS AGO. Everyone knew Israel would sabotage all ceasefire agreements MONTHS AGO. Why are we acting like we care now????

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Agree about political slop, most of the articles that hit the front page are from low tier tabloid rag sources based on speculation or just pure conjecture.  QUALITY OF THE FEED HAS GONE DOWN DRAMATICALLY FROM EVEN A FEW YEARS AGO. The information on Reddit these days is insanely bad, low quality, no interesting stuff anymore. No zany subs, no thought out comments, no big interesting threads anymore. The ama sub is gone, the ask Reddit subreddit used to be interesting, etc etc Maybe these subs just don't hit the front page often, but the amount of times I see threads from alien conspiracy subreddits is higher than any I'd like it to be. Significantly so. Same for other garbage crazy person subs. 

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***I BOUGHT 100k IN CALLS 1 MINUTE AGO***

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Why are bears so delusional? SPY literally just hit ATH 1 HOUR AGO yet "flash crash today" "boltrap"

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ALIENS stole the sperm directly from my balls TWO WEEKS AGO and I have not produced any sperm SINCE!!

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We havent seen lows like this since - * Checks notes... **THREE DAYS AGO** 😱

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Are you fucking for real right now? Intel grandma guy was **2 YEARS AGO?** shiiiiiiiieeeet

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THE ONE TIME I PUT MY FUCKING LIFE SAVINGS ON SPY PUTS THIS HAPPENS. GOODBYE $91k. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. I WISH I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO TRADE OPTIONS. FUCK THE CHICK WHO SAID SHE MADE $100 ON A SALESFORCE CALL 5 YEARS AGO, PROMPTING MY INTERESTING IN THE MARKET. ID BE A FUCKING MILLIONNARE. GOODBYE.

Bears saw SPY 640 and said, yeah this is going lower.. TWO WEEKS AGO 😂

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I SAID THIS A WHILE AGO: Microsoft is honestly so intent on fucking up every good product they ever had. Bing is literally unusable and will return entire pages of ads before a single wikipedia link on a basic search. Excel will literally crash itself or stall out for 5+ minutes if you try to save to desktop because it really fucking wants you to save to the cloud. Teams fucked up their entire search function making it impossible to find a specific file or folder. Xbox was once literally the only player in gaming consoles (which should have been a massive moat), and somehow they fucked that up. don't even get me started on windows.

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FAILED TALKS IN PAKISTAN AS OF THREE HOURS AGO. USO IS GOING TO MOON AND THE ONLY STOCKS I HAVE ARE STUPID SPACE SHIT LIKE ROCKETLAB, INTUITIVE MACHINES, AND PLANET LABS. I'M SHORTING AIRLINES ON MONDAY. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! !banbet SPY -4% 8d

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FAILED TALKS IN PAKISTAN AS OF THREE HOURS AGO. USO IS GOING TO MOON AND THE ONLY STOCKS I HAVE ARE STUPID SPACE SHIT LIKE ROCKETLAB, INTUITIVE MACHINES, AND PLANET LABS. I'M SHORTING AIRLINES ON MONDAY AND THE SPY AIN'T STAYING AT FUCKING 800. ALL THIS SHIT IS RIGGED. `!banbet SPY 777 04-20-2026`

Right? He was first elected 10 YEARS AGO

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He said we don’t need it TWO DAYS AGO. Chumps are people who get excited about a 20g ration of chocolate. https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/02/trumps-iran-war-speech-oil-price-strait-hormuz.html

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Oil execs AND PUTIN are over the FUCKIN MOON right now. SHIT IS GONNA GET FUCKED UP. Fertilizer, helium. This shit needed to end 3 WEEKS AGO. god fucking damnit I hate this timeline

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If you bought Nike 10 YEARS AGO you’re down like 25% lmao wow

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32M AGO Iran and U.S. exchanging messages, foreign minister says Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi told Al Jazeera that the U.S. and Iran are engaged in an "exchange of messages." "What is happening now is not negotiations but an exchange of messages directly or through our friends in the region," Araghchi said. "I receive messages from [U.S. envoy Steve] Witkoff directly as before, and this does not mean that we are negotiating." Araghchi told Al Jazeera that "these messages include warnings or mutual insights exchanged via friends."

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BOL RAN OUT OF MONEY A WEEK AGO LMAO Just buy the dip! And then the dip after the next 15 dips!

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PER AL JAZEERA 2 MINUTES AGO: Us iran deal unlikely without MAJOR concessions to Iran. You think mango would come off as the loser in this?

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Bol: VIX PLUMMETS, LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE…. *checks notes* TWO HOURS AGO BeR is FuK

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https://preview.redd.it/1cc671dduhqg1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27833d5009ef7c75e2cf69db348f79aa0f953c40 "PREVIOUS POST SAID I SOLD 7 WEEKS AGO"

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Dude. All I know is I almost bought SNDK calls…8 DAYS AGO @ $500 Kill me.

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man, that's the spirit! sometimes you just gotta ride the wave and not let the FOMO get to you. AGO’s looking solid with that dividend news too, nice little bonus on top of gains. keep holding if you believe in it! what’s your target price?

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AS I SAID 22 MINUTES AGO 1 minute ago a ber had hope. Those crushed dreams.. #ber r fuk

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Thanks for the breaking news from TEN FUCKING DAYS AGO

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# [I FUCKING CALLED THIS SHIT 3 MONTHS AGO](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ptaror/comment/nvi5igh/)

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WAS THE NUNBER ONE POST ON REDDIT 10 YEARS AGO https://preview.redd.it/oonj3q05jpog1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07dab77651e50a93218e9be127289d4cfd905778

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I POSTED THIS PIC OF REMY 10 YEARS AGO. IT WAS THE NUMBER ONE POST ON THE WHILE SITE I GOT A SCREENSHOT SOMEWHERE https://preview.redd.it/7q7vsd86hpog1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=763562f40d2b025a44b8a9dc59444471db69f38f

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Such a massive display of ignorance about how the oil industry works + a total self-congratulatory bunch of lies (Biden got this deal done 2 YEARS AGO!!)

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if the black guy had said "short term pain" he would have been impeached and removed from office WEEKS AGO

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From Walter Bloomberg on twitter (usually credible, markets have reacted to his tweets multiple times) WRIGHT: A LARGE TANKER WENT THRU STRAIT OF HORMUZ 24HR AGO *WRIGHT: NOT TOO LONG AWAY BEFORE REGULAR SHIP TRAFFIC RESUMING

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*WRIGHT: A LARGE TANKER WENT THRU STRAIT OF HORMUZ 24HR AGO *WRIGHT: NOT TOO LONG AWAY BEFORE REGULAR SHIP TRAFFIC RESUMING Oil bros in shambles tmrw

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i jsut bought nvidia calls TWO MINUTES AGO HAHAHAHHA

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ajs723 • 3d ago There is a 10000000% chance Nvidia will be at $175 by Friday. Why isn't this actionable? I'd like to ask again. WHY THE FUCK WASN'T THIS ACTIONABLE 3 DAYS AGO?!

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If you listened to me 7 HOURS AGO you woulda saved yourself 7 hours of staring at green/red (mostly red) on your portfolios... BIG YIKES. **HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND THETA GANG!!** [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rg4tts/comment/o7p8me8/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rg4tts/comment/o7p8me8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

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how the fuck was DUOL $500+/share LESS THAN A YEAR AGO **EFFICIENT** MARKET MY ASS, LMAO

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The CRM/MA market is ripe for the taking. Salesforce sucks as a marketing automation tool. HubSpot sucks as a CRM. The fact that Salesforce acquired ExactTarget THIRTEEN YEARS AGO and *still* hasn’t figured out a way to natively unify the data between Salesforce CRM and Salesforce Marketing Cloud is laughable to me. Their “new” Marketing Cloud Engagement+ is literally a skin on the original Marketing Cloud Engagement platform to trick people into thinking that they finally solved their unification problem. Their business model is based entirely around Dreamforce and inviting CRO’s to see Coldplay for free. Calls.

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[EIGHT YEARS AGO](https://old.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6ej1gb/so_ubisoft_has_a_new_logo/)

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>It's gonna be someone "moderate" and milquetoast like 08/12. I hate to break it to you old timer but 2008 WAS 2 DECADES AGO nearly THE TEA PARTY SHIT WAS 15 YEARS AGO Milquetoast Republicans haven't existed for over 10 years! Get with the fucking times!

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To all da CLOWNS on bloomberg wailing about hikes....GO SUCK A GOATS DICK. Mdfker FED just cut in DEC....TWO MONTHS AGO..... Today you want to HIKE???? What yu tink de economy is? YOU TINK THEY CUT THEN HIKE ON A DIME...like WSB regard press button buy & sell?

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they told me this was priced in OVER A YEAR AGO. HOW EXACTLY??? LOL. Everyone on reddit has a crystal ball

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You just repeat what everyone else said 4 MONTHS AGO smartass

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`It shows you don’t have to run ads to build a billion-dollar consumer business` `I WAS TELLING THIS EVERYONE AGES AGO!!! But "marketologists"(c) think they know better-_-`

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RDDT was $180 THREE DAYS AGO. You cannot tell me this shit is not pumping straight up to $190 tomorrow unless it's getting actually boned.

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They just delivered one of the best earning reports in tech history THREE DAYS AGO.  Get over yourself!!

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Bruh. $RDDT WAS LIKE $240 2 WEEKS AGO?? $150 NOW WTFFF HAHAHAH ????

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WE SAW PRICES LOWER THAN THIS LESS THAN 2w AGO! CHILL OUT PEEPS

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It's $3 dollars up from a YEAR AGO and at the rate it's heading it will be below $400 soon. Stop pissing on my head and telling me it's raining.

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For anyone just tuning into futes— GOLD WAS WORTH $500 MORE PER OUNCE A COUPLE HOURS AGO

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You guys make it seem amazing but you can literally see a point in the same graph where it was the same level. BREAKING NEWS THE PRICE IS THE SAME LEVEL IT WAS 3 WEEKS AGO. We all know the stock market it a joke stop pretending it isn't

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[OMG WHAT A CRASH BACK TO WHERE IT WAS A WEEK AGO THE SKY IS FALLING SELL YOUR KIDS AND DIVORCE YOUR HOUSE NOW](https://i.imgur.com/m3jRDAG.png)

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[OMG WHAT A CRASH BACK TO WHERE IT WAS A WEEK AGO THE SKY IS FALLING SELL YOUR KIDS AND DIVORCE YOUR HOUSE NOW](https://i.imgur.com/m3jRDAG.png)

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What made you invest in gold all them months back? I've put 1.5k into Copper (COPX) 10 DAYS AGO lol

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>own the tooling in building their own autonomous flee What you call a vertically integrated advantage, I call a wildly capital intensive risk tornado of sorts. >while companies like waymo may perform better over a million miles For the average consumer autonomous driving is either perfect or useless. So being a bit better over a million miles is a big deal. >if tesla wants to crush them and use lidar they can tomorrow. Lol dude stop talking about stuff you don't know. You don't just plug in a new sensor suite and call it a day. Whatever Tesla has built is fundamentally vision based. You need to rebuild everything. Oh and you promised this YEARS AGO to many thousands of customers including free hardware upgrades lol so now if you do finally solve autonomous driving, it also means it will cost you BILLIONS to avoid clear cut lawsuits. Or burn bridges with a ton of your customer base. A customer base that the CEO drastically cut by being a certifiable crazy person.

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Real honest to God question: Are the people/entities madly continuing to buy gold and silver at these levels every day for weeks just absolutely certain it's going up forever, or at least not going to see a monumental crash (and that like the USD will literally never recover)? I feel paralyzed on it (I own zero of either FWIW), I can't imagine buying in now looking at the charts, but at the same time I said the same thing when gold was 10% lower A FUCKING WEEK AGO (let alone the retardation in silver). So I just don't know what to do. For the record I have multiple 7 figures in cash I need to deploy somewhere soon because it's getting absolutely bodied by devaluation and the lower MM rates at this point. And yes I have lots of other investments but for some reason unknown to me I just never bothered with metals.

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It was a MONTH AGO, just finally published th day before….

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When is somebody going to FUCKING TELL HIM HIS NAME ALSO APEARS ABOVE THE MESSAGE, WITH A FUCKING RED V TO PROVE IT'S REALLY HIM WHAT THE CANCER FUCK?! signed, NOT president DONALD J. TRUMP and if you needed to know SLIM CHANCE MY NAME IS EVELEYN, BUT I"M OKAY WITH YOU CALLING ME THAT BECAUSE IF I DON'T I"D HAVE FUCKING CHANGED IT YEARS AGO!

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

This won't help the stock (and Zuckerberg said as much early on), but their R&D 100% pushed VR capabilities ahead. We just don't see it in consumer headsets so it's easy to meme about some bs software. Look up wave guide holographic vr for some cutting edge stuff. Or just check out this video from Adam Savages Tested that goes over the tech over THREE YEARS AGO. None of this is in consumer headsets yet but a lot of amazing technology https://youtu.be/x6AOwDttBsc?si=WV2kl4sPSMaQtFLS Again it won't help the stock but really some amazing shit they're doing.

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I asked this question MONTHS AGO and never got an answer, whether the proud boys are being trained for ICE.

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r/optionsSee Comment

You LOST money on Palantir 4 years AGO? Tell me you're rich now!

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

You couldn't tell us this 12 MONTHS AGO!?!?!?

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

#breaking news: MADURO EXIT NEGOTIATED 2 WEEKS AGO JUST NEEDED A SHOW

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r/StockMarketSee Comment

Exactly, JFC people think that 3$ gas is some sort of astronomical price for something that was $2 FIFTEEN YEARS AGO.

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

breaking news: MANUDOS EXIT CONTRACT (NEGOCIATED 2 WEEKS AGO) REQUIRED HIM TO TAKE PHOTOS IN HANDCUFF EXIT WAS IN PEACE AND TARGET HIT BY US MILITARY WERE CHILDREN PLAYGROUNDS

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

HEY FEDS WANT MARKET MANIPULATION EVIDENCE? 56 DAYS AGO I WAS QUOTING 340 PAPER SILVER OZ PER DEBT CLOCK. LESS THAN 2 MONTHS IT IS NOW 373.8. HOW THE HELL YOU TRADING 9% MORE PAPER WHEN THERE IS LESS METAL AVAILABLE TODAY. Please don’t let banks use more leverage to try to artificially control what China and India are not letting Comex set the price on. You’ve lost the script (printer). This is what happens when people fraud their dollars away. Germany did it too.

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

I FUCKING SAID THIS YEARS AGO! I KNEW IT! Finally, I'm right about something.

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

162 DAYS AGO he posted saying he promised his girl a ring, actually his whole post history is just a rollercoaster of ups and downs.

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

Remember covid and wearing masks? Yeah last year was wild No. THAT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO.

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

##17 MIN AGO ###Investors are all in on stocks: Bank of America survey shows record low cash level###

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

Oracle didn't mention these OpenAI delays on their call... 2 DAYS AGO. The fuck you doing Larry

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r/weedstocksSee Comment

CNBC lead headline: Stocks making the biggest moves premarket: Tilray Brands, Lululemon, Broadcom, Citigroup & more  PUBLISHED FRI, DEC 12 20257:34 AM ESTUPDATED 20 MIN AGO Liz Napolitano @LIZKNAPOLITANO WATCH LIVE

r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

Sold my calls 10 MINUTES AGO FUCK ME

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r/investingSee Comment

\> Also nukes gave us nuclear power, and space led to the invention of an innumerable number of inventions that we now require to make society function It was exactly my point... It didn't seem obvious at all back then that it's gonna lead to all this progress and have all these implications for society. And yet here we are. For AI it's much more obvious to everyone that it's gonna have crucial implications for many aspects of our economy and daily life. \> Again, outside of a few very narrow problem spaces, I’ve yet to see anything approaching the same level of return of investment with AI. But dude, what XD. We're barely starting the AI race and everyone and their daughter are already using LLMs at school and at work, to study, to write papers, to summarize information, to get information from the internet, to even get dating advice or therapy, it's unavoidable in trading (Aladdin alone is an algorithm that managed 21K BILLIONS of $ 5 years ago already) , it's deciding whether or not you're gonna get censored on so many websites for saying something (it literally happened to me when I tried to write a comment to you a moment ago), it's used for political propaganda (ever heard of Tekfog? Look it up, that shit started 10 YEARS AGO), it's noticing and banning people who cheat in videogames, it's playing videogames too, it's driving/parking cars, autonomous weapons are picking targets on the battlefield, AI is deciding what video or music is going to be recommended to you next, the videos themselves and the content of reddit even is completely FLOODED with AI productions to the point that the dead internet theory is looking more and more credible every day, AI is picking who you're gonna swipe on in your dating app, it's even REPLACING your romantic partners for hundreds of millions of people, in China (Xiaoice) and elsewhere. I could go on ALL NIGHT. You can't be serious and not only deny the massive impact and implementations of AI that are already everywhere changing your life, but also compare it to the advances we had from almost a century of rivalry in space conquest and mastering nuclear energy. It's crazy.

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r/investingSee Comment

lol what’s sad is you think you have a gotcha moment trying to point out I didn’t read. Meanwhile it’s clear you didn’t read what I wrote. OP stated the **INITIAL** investment was $113k TEN YEARS AGO. You don’t know how it performed but it stands to reason if it performed a modest 5% CAGR that amount would be around 186k. If it was a 7% CAGR it would be $227k. So again your original statement saying you are certain there’s not tax event or even if there is one it would be less than paying for good financial advice to transfer the assets is just plain wrong. Secondly, it is **CLEAR** that you didn’t read what I said regarding what OP should ACTUALLY PAY FOR. I’m talking about OP hiring someone for a one time planning event of moving the annuity to prevent unnecessary tax liability simply bc the correct paperwork wasn’t filled or the process of transfer was wrong. Somehow your “ah I got you moment” implies that OP should be paying the annuity company, which is just not true bc you don’t pay an annuity company to get advice on how to stop paying them. That’s just stupid much like your comments which clearly demonstrate you have an agenda rather than actually trying to comprehend what’s being said 🎤 🫳

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

I SOLD GOOG FOR A 20 DOLLAR LOSS AT $300 STRIKE PRICE A MONTH AGO! WHY!! This will be the one that got away

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r/smallstreetbetsSee Comment

UPDATE...... 3 MONTHS AGO.... I responded to Mr.Jaee's post.... And we completely fell in love and have flown 3000 miles to meet eachother. THANK YOU REDDIT ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

No it’s cool NDX! I totally didn’t need this $500 FUCKING SAME DAY PUMP THREE DAYS AGO WHEN ALL MY MONEY WAS IN YOU! YOU FUCKING STUPID WHORE CUNT!!!

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r/stocksSee Comment

Job openings in October slumped to the lowest level since February 2021, Indeed measure shows PUBLISHED TUE, NOV 4 202512:41 PM ESTUPDATED 51 MIN AGO

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

I CALLED THIS THREE WEEKS AGO THANK ME https://preview.redd.it/nyinveutu1zf1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ebe837eb66831f9c170824c9c47951a091b906c

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r/optionsSee Comment

its really crazy. They weren't even really able to present a defense because the trial stipulated that somebody with "first hand knowledge" testified. IT WAS IN THE 70'S! NOBODY IN LEADERSHIP WITH FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE FROM 50+ YEARS AGO IS ABLE TO TESTIFY!

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

17 YEARS AGO?!?! Holy shit I’m old

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

Biggest thing to remember.; this was at 200 or whatever YEARS AGO. Died then, dead, until just 2 days ago. Last week it was like 50 cents. Then yesterday jumped to near $8. That's amazing! And it still hasn't rocketed down to under $1 yet, so that at least can be smoldering to...a possible explosion of a forest fire of MONEY!?

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

SAME GOOG DUMP AS 3 MONTHS AGO LMAO OpenAi is gona cause the great depression2 by recycling this shit news

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

MY GLD CALLS PRINTING WAS PROMISED TO ME 3000 YEARS AGO. fuck everyone who said I’ll be poor Monday. 10K in GLD calls gonna print babyyyyyy. 

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

NOOOOO I WISH I SAW THIS POST TWO DAYS AGO. I was too busy managing all my other positions! HUGE whale calls on Friday 10/17 buying 24C expiring 12/19/2025. Damnit!!! https://preview.redd.it/t12mpeiu54wf1.png?width=2408&format=png&auto=webp&s=81cb4cf5515a85c2fce774c679fad8f4040fccd1

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

DUDE I ORDER A IPHONE 17 ORANGE A MONTH AGO and they still sold out !!! They sold out the fooken air in china like who the fook is buying !!! All these same iPhone

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r/StockMarketSee Comment

CHINA PLAYED THAT ORANGE FOOL LIKE A HARP 2 MONTHS AGO. President Trump stunned many in the tech world after announcing a controversial deal with chipmakers Nvidia and Advanced Micro Devices, allowing them to sell advanced artificial intelligence chips to China in exchange for giving the U.S. government a 15 percent cut of their revenue. Now there are questions about the legality of this deal and its implications for national security and beyond. got the chip tech, then cut off rare earth inputs.

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

I sincerely hope any gay ber who just loaded up on puts, or panic sold longs, from one of the dumbest sell offs this year, get's their ass blasted come Monday. Like, seriously. WE'VE SEEN THIS DUMB SHIT BEFORE LIKE NOT EVEN A YEAR AGO. I'm still stupefied the market panicked that much.

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

I sincerely hope any gay ber who just loaded up on puts, or panic sold longs, from one of the dumbest sell offs this year, get's their ass blasted come Monday. Like, seriously. WE'VE SEEN THIS DUMB SHIT BEFORE LIKE NOT EVEN A YEAR AGO. I'm still stupefied the market panicked that much.

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

March, that includes the liberation day crash. 60% so far in my first year without catching some huge wave from a penny stock is incredible, you hit it big investing YEARS AGO in ASTS and RKLB, taking you 3 whole years to make 127k.

r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

holy cow dude. I SAID ITS NOT A LOT IN THE DESCRIPTION?! I TURNED 18 A WEEK AND A HALF AGO

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r/wallstreetbetsSee Comment

God candle on CCCX AND I TOLD YALL 10 MINUTES AGO YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP HAHAHAHA

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