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The Metal Shortage Is Real-And It's Going to Crush Supply for Years. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE BUYING VEDANTA?
I’m a nurse. And I love this product. I think this company is the next big thing.
‼️SPRY‼️I’m a nurse and I’m telling you this company and its new nasal form of epinephrine is going to change the medical industry.
UPS is facing a united front coast-to-coast. Teamsters AREN’T backing down 2 Big Brown.
Hot take: beating the market isn’t as impossible as people think
Are there any U.K. broker apps that offer short selling, that AREN’T CFD brokers?
$GETY 508,311 Float Still in Tact! Confirmed by IR and updated on Ortex and Fintel now! Beaten down by FUD bringing float into question, due for major recovery!
Here's the next $HKD and $MEGL play - $TOP
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Welfare queen rocket company? Are you serious? That "welfare queen" rocket company is the only reason we aren't still relying on Russia to bring our astronauts to and from the ISS. And is the first company to EVER launch and land an orbital class rocket booster. SpaceX dragged the entire space industry into the 21st century kicking and screaming. The amount of fighting they had to do to even stay alive in the 2010's is insane because of all the pushback. SpaceX now owns and operates the largest satellite constellation in history. Provides amazing Internet to over 10 million people and counting (me included), and has essentially reached their goal of Falcon 9 launches AND landings becoming so routine they are essentially "boring" now. Not to mention the HLS contract, commercial crew, the CRS contract, Axiom missions, and tons of commercial payload missions. SpaceX saved NASA billions of dollars over the years. NASA's words, not mine. And again, is THE ONLY REASON WE AREN'T RELYING ON RUSSIA ANYMORE. I love how people call SpaceX welfare queens when you didn't say shit when ULA had a literal $800 million/year subsidy to literally stay alive in the mid 2010's. All at the same time preventing SpaceX from bidding on military launch contracts.
Brother. We aren't talking about you. We are talking about someone who ISN'T YOU. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS. WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU. DO THE CAPITAL LETTERS HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT VALUES AND YOUR OPINION ISN'T OBJECTIVE TRUTH?
# "NOOOOO!!!!!!! STOCKS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GO UP 30% IN A DAY!!! STOOOOOP!!!!! NOT NORMAL!!!!! THIS HAS TO BE A BUBBLE!!!!! 😡😭🤬" \-Bears
Really? I feel like I’m seeing about 3 out of 10 posts per day that AREN’T obviously AI. Some of it is curated instead of just posted as-is like this one, but it’s still getting really tiresome. ChatGPT is adding so much word salad to the internet that you have to eat for an hour to find a tiny little morsel of steak.
Me with my pants off: wait, we AREN'T supposed to be naked?
Buzz, we missed the ship! WE AREN’T AIMING FOR THE SHIP!
Except most people AREN'T in the same rate at retirement. Retirement assumes you don't need to contribute to a retirement account, so you need \~24k less income in retirement vs today (assuming you're maxing your account). Then you have the deductions and tax rates. For me, being single, the first \~15k is taxed at 0%. Then the next bits are taxed at 10%, then 12%, 22%... Tax deferral is tax off the top (I am in the 24% bracket, thus my \~5k number from above). Tax at withdrawal is bottom up. I would need an effective tax rate of 24% or greater for it to make sense to do Roth over pretax. Which means I would have to be making considerably more in income in retirement than I do today.
*"IF YOUR EARNINGS AREN'T 1000000000% ABOVE EXPECTATIONS THEN FUCK YOU!"* *-Shit stain analysts*
YOU AREN'T FUCKED, BC NO ONE IS GOING TO FK A STOOPID BEAR LIKE YOU. you are so dumb, shame on you lmao
It's pretty clear this sub is a lot of guys that don't want to hear it. YOU AREN'T GOINT TO BE THAT GUY.
Yeah, tech companies are laying off tens of thousands of people, AI is burning money for fuel, oil is lost at sea, the president has lost his mind, and the dollar is sagging like my grandma's tits. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE INVESTING?!
Yeah, tech companies are laying off tens of thousands of people, AI is burning money for fuel, oil is also burning, and the dollar is sagging like my grandma's tits. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE INVESTING?!
Dont fucking do this!!!!!! Its just more speculative trading timing the market bs. "Be sure to sell the BTC at a profit!!" Yeah ok thanks for the tip lol YOU AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO TIME THE MARKET! (neither am I fwiw). The sooner you realize this the better off you will be, People want to feel like they are "doing something with their money". But it just doesn't work that way. People constantly come on this sub with questions just like you "How do I invest x (little bit of money) to set myself up". You can't my dude. You CAN invest it, but then also figure out what you did in life to get you that money, then do that again, and invest it again. Do that over and over for decades and you will be rich. It takes patience and time for it to compound, which most people just can't handle. They try to "do something" or get distracted by that shiny thing they want to buy in day to day life and squander their money. Sure you could DCA over the next year or something, but in 20+ years its not really going to make a difference. Time in the market beats timing the market. Put your 20K in VT and figure out how to put $500+ in every month going forward and FORGET ABOUT IT for 10 years.
I'd be weary of doctors who AREN'T using an LLM to help with dignose.
I will never get this: WHY AREN'T BIG OUTSIDE PLAYERS DUMPING INTO LOW VOLUME PUMPS!!!!?????
This is why I review portfolio on a monthly basis while only action on a semi annual basis. I don’t tend to do DCA, it’s usually a big bang approach (I like simplicity for transactions fits better with my performance process). 2 layers to check myself from acting rash. 1. Since I action on it only 2x per year, it gives individuals time to settle rather than react to latest sentiment. 2. Relative evaluation. If stock is down 20% while sector is down 10% and broad market is down as well then I might keep it. If same but sector is neutral or up then it’s saying something else like “ok you picked the wrong horse”. 3. Hard out at 50%. Know when to fold. This works better when you look for names that AREN’T in the news everyday so it is less volatile but still gets great returns.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean people AREN'T out to get you.
Okay, I think the top 5 plays for this week are going to be: ALIT SNBR AVD SVC AREN I'm now filtering out non-revenue generating companies. I also want to be hitting fewer stocks, harder, instead of more stocks, lighter - so I'll be working on that. If any of these suck for some reason, let me know! I'm just going on technicals here.
as a chronically ill person, i throw money into a few biopharma stocks i want to work out for selfish reasons that AREN'T greed. when i read shit like "light chains" or "amyloid" i know i'm throwing money at the thing i want to moon for the right reasons
https://preview.redd.it/h27xcr64btsg1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a89dbcc416470dbda958adc6f901e7bb1ee1550 OIL IS AT 110 WHY AREN’T WE CRASHING
Came to comment this ahahaha it's stuck in my head, THEY AREN'T NEGOTIATING
Shock and OH SHIT WHY AREN'T THEY SURRENDERING
Wait... How do we know if we AREN'T the tourists... HOW DO I KNOW?! AM I TOURIST?! I DONT EVEN HAVE A CAMERA!
IF YOU DON'T KNOW, TRUMP IS SCHEDULED TO SPEAK HERE SOON. THAT'S WHY FUTES AREN'T DOWN MORE BECAUSE THEY ARE WAITING FOR HIM LMAO [https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar](https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar)
"WHY AREN'T YOU FOLDING?" after they've already pushed.
Wait, they weed out the ones who AREN'T outsourcing their job to AI? Wtf
I just hope by April 14th, the DOW is still lower than when Pam Bondi previously testified and responded to a question with "THE DOW IS AT $50k, WHY AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT THAT?!"
THE DOE IS WARNING THAT GAD PRICES AREN'T LIKELY TO COME BACK DOWN TO PRE-WAR LEVELS UNTIL MID-2027 AT THE EARLIEST Well if we didn't learn during the first supply chain shock this decade, we've got a second chance!
My modeling shows a solid 30% downside risk on GTII and I would see no logical point buying here The problem with your theory is that they AREN'T operating in "any other sector", hence their problems with ever becoming successful
WE'RE ALL MAKING MONEY, AREN'T WE? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? -Pam fucking Bondi
Just tell them why. WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING
*Friend*: ‘Bro, SLV’s so fucking manipulated! WTFF??! Metals AREN’T supposed to move like that!!..’ *Me after watching friend say jack shit for 3 months straight while SLV went parabolic*:
#**IF YOU AREN’T BUYING 0dte $690 SPY CALLS YOU HATE MONEY**
But. . .birds AREN'T real.
Holy shit that’s fucking stupid. I mean, on one hand, *I get it*, but like, that’s such an absurd requirement from your users. I hated Fidelity. They make it SO hard to invest in individual names and securities (definitely options) that AREN’T big, broad market ETFs. So fucking lame.
>WHY AREN'T PEOPLE BUYING VEDANTA? Never heard of it. Also it's not like there aren't twenty other options listed on US exchanges in all of those areas.
IF YOU AREN’T BUYING DJT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THE MAN IS A WASTE OF SKIN BUT HE LOOKS OUT FOR HIS ON ASS. THE RICH ONLY GET RICHER MIGHT AS WELL JUMP ON THE TRAIN. nfa
**Wow, you really don’t get it, do you? Let me make this painfully simple.** SMB makes a ton of money from selling courses. I’m talking about the $5,000 trader courses, the $10,000 DNA of Active Trader mentorships, the subscriptions, the bootcamps, the “coaching,” all of it. That is their main revenue stream. Everyone knows this. And here’s the part you keep ignoring. SMB is directly connected to Kershner, and they use **Kershner’s** technology, not their own. If SMB is supposedly this rich and successful trading powerhouse, why aren’t they building and using their own platform? Why are they relying on another firm’s software? Because they did a joint venture together. The companies are tied at the hip. Now here’s what happens next. Kershner charges them to use that software. Kershner profits even when traders lose. They make money from licensing their platform, charging for infrastructure, charging execution fees, and taking a piece of SMB’s desk profits. They do not need winning traders. They do not care if you blow up. You can lose money all month and the firm still gets paid. That is the setup. This is not some deep secret. It’s a well-known business model. It’s called the Prop Firm Education Loop. Everyone knows about it except you, apparently. Here’s how it works. 1. The education company sells expensive courses. “Learn to trade like a pro,” and they charge you $5,000 to $15,000. 2. They imply you might get hired by their prop desk if you do well. 3. The prop desk is partnered with the same company that sells the courses. 4. The prop desk uses software from a partner firm that is financially tied to the whole operation. 5. And here’s the punchline. The education company, the prop firm, and the software provider all make money **before any trading happens**. This is not conspiracy. This is literally how these businesses work. You’re the only one pretending not to see it. No, I never paid anyone for ANY training or ANYTHING like that. Because REAL TRADE FIRMS DON'T CHARGE FOR TRAINING. Ever wonder why those companies you mention are never hiring people for other positions? BECAUSE THEY AREN'T REAL. Go to someone like Citadel Securities.. type it in. Job openings like crazy.. of people for REAL positions they need to fill. Because they actually trade.. they aren't selling seminars.
My guess, uneducated as it is, on Burry is that the sumbitch actually believes markets AREN'T fraudulent. If a man can make a good sum of money and still believe that, he's gotta be pretty smart.
Glad I *only* lost $2k (somehow by panic-selling dips when it was going up 🤣). Now I’m loaded into $CAPS & chilling. It’s up ~8% overnight because THERE AREN’T SELLERS/SHARES!
"JUST HOLD. LOSSES AREN'T LOSSES UNTIL REALIZED" - Op one hour ago
"I'll take some calls on the dip" DARING AREN'T WE
If you sell your stocks because of any other reason then you’ve made your set price or reached a point in your plan where you planned to sell, YOU AREN’T AN INVESTOR you are a speculator or gambler and a complete fool. As the saying goes “A fool and his money are soon parted” and thanks for the multiple opportunities for us investors to add quality shares to our portfolio’s based strictly on boasts and bluster. Buy a good index fund and ignore the media.
We have 3 more rate cuts this year to go and an entire year of rate cuts next year # WE AREN'T GOING DOWN GET OVER IT
I AM LITERALLY UP 1M RN AND MODS AREN"T LETTING ME POST MY THREAD, I PAID ONLY 7K FOR THESE HOLY SHIT https://preview.redd.it/8m5ouu8hnhtf1.png?width=2080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7b47b36c02094e0437268b991b305403d4b0ca9
I say let RDDT tank, after all THEY AREN'T PAYING US FOR POSTING HERE NOT SURE WHY IT SWITCHED TO ALL CAPS BUT I KEPT IT
“THE GOVERNMENT WILL SHUT DOWN THE MARKET IS WRONG NOT ME!! SURELY THEY AREN’T INSIDER TRADING RIGHT NOW SINCE THEY KNOW IT WON’T SHUT DOWN NO THAT CAN’T BE!!!!!” - tylenol chuggers in this thread
Please explain to me how the tariffs AREN'T causing inflation by driving the price of goods up. Cost push is a type of inflation, and it is DIRECTLY effected by the tariffs. Literally every major economist understands this, the *DIRECTOR OF THE CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET OFFICE* has out right SAID that the tariffs are affecting inflation. You're a fucking clown.
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION CANCELED GRANTS FOR STREET SAFETY, PEDESTRIAN TRAILS, AND BIKE LANES, CITING PROJECTS “AREN’T DESIGNED FOR CARS” Fuck em bikers No seriously fuck them. Riding around all over the place
# WE AREN'T GOING BELOW $660 WITH A 50BPS CUT AND THE PATH BACK TO 0% INTEREST RATES HAPPENING TOMORROW It's not rocket science, buy the dip
opinions about AREN stock? I see some potential
Breaking news: appeals court won’t let 🥭 fire Lisa cook. Looks like we AREN’T getting lower rates tomorrow. Can’t wait to see his dumbass press secy freak out…
Options gave people the chance to wager large sums on something fundamentally unpredictable—the market. In this sense, yes, the system is rigged, because it preys on human greed and ego. The result: 80% of contracts expire worthless. OPTIONS AREN'T RIGGED. WE ARE.
The problem is, they AREN'T lasting 25-30 years, especially the ones out in the desert. They expand in the heat during the day and contact in the cool at night and those contractions weren't factored into the lifespan estimates. These panels are being recycled after 10 years.
First, eat a dick. Second, it's not investing if said investors AREN'T GETTING PAID BACK YOU HALF CHROMOSOME
MIRAN: TARIFFS AREN'T INFLATIONARY how did we get to the point where u can just outright lie about things like this and no1 cares and he'll be confirmed anyways. like what are we doin
MIRAN: TARIFFS AREN'T INFLATIONARY What a snake
PSA: ONLY SELL COVERED CALLS AT A STRIKE THAT WILL GIVE YOU A SUFFICIENT PROFIT SO THAT YOU AREN'T TORN UP WITH REGRET OVER AN EXECUTION. EXECUTION IS YOUR MAX PROFIT FOR COVERED CALLS. I'd suggest considering using the strategy only to take profit on an already deeply profitable yet unrealized position.
Brother, losing is a part of the process. You AREN’T going to win them all, the name of the game is can your wins out weigh your losses, 2 weeks ago, I started with $800 bucks in my account, I was so proud of myself because I got my account to $8’000 in 3 days, following amd, voo, etc, within the next 2 days I had lost it all, but knowing that it’s just apart of this whole ordeal I kept going. I actually had to add some funds into my account, $4300, next day, doubled. Day after that,… doubled. $16’000, next day $23’000 after that my first loss felt like nothing. I was okay with it. But then again I got too comfortable and confident. Big mistake. I got hasty and lost 10k, now I was at $13’000, but that’s okay, knowing the market will always be here and will always have opportunities, I found a perfect run on voo, went all in, $13’000 buy in, 3 strategies, next morning wake up to me making $16’000 where I currently stand. A total of $28,000 made in just 2 weeks by not giving up, actually using my recourses, being patient, not revenge trading, sticking to my strategy and using logic, believe me, I wanted to CRY. I was devastated, Im an 18 yo the most money I had held was around 7k, so me seeing losses around 7-10k really hurt, but we live and we learn, and what goes around comes around, just be patient and remember, it’s never over. You got this, stick to your strategy and don’t give up!
Can any retard here enlighten me on WHY THE FUCK AREN'T SEMIS GOING DOWN?
JAPAN IS GOING TO JOIN THE WAR. This is signaling. THATS funny. These people really think THEIR AREN’T Kids who would snitch on them. THIS IS CODE! listen to the wording. JAPAN CAN’t do shit with China active. TW on watch. Most Asian countries waiting for the ball to drop. We are Looking for tiny eye problems. Watch n see. “550” 550b 😑. Anyways kids. World is dangerous. adults r dumb. They’re using codes in plain sight. Thinking kids are too busy to pay attention to the madness. NAH SNITCHING! Ssob / boss•J•apan. Figure the rest. Agency games🤩
Equities are acting highly irrational by most metrics, well, people seem to be rationalizing that things AREN'T priced for perfection. Doesn't end well, and no this time isn't different, but it's a mug's game to try to time the turn. I typically start to show caution when (among other things), we start to see "analysts" shouting lofty eoy price targets from the rootfops, especially ones which predict a third straight 20%+ year. The same ones who predicted 4250 on the S&P500 downside. Just wallflowers jumping on a trend and extrapolating. Just look at the QQQ this morning, dips are Pavlovian. Autopilot BTFD. GLTA, these are potentially very dangerous markets.
OK NOW GIVE ME YOUR DUMBEST PLAYS THAT AREN'T SPY, QQQ, NVDA, TSLA or GOOGL related ^
Reminds me of a couple executives in my last company…. old dudes that would still send me sheets of paper, competitor rates circled in red pen, with notes saying “THIS IS WHERE WE NEED TO BE!!!! WHY AREN’T YOU DOING THIS???? MAKE IT HAPPEN ASAP!!!”. Apparently they have the correct skill set for POTUS.
Yeah I got all details as well. Seems like something should be in place where WE don't get held accountable and potentially lose money for NOT OUR mistake. We take the risk we know we are taking when we trade... THERE SHOULD NOT BE HIDDEN RISKS WE AREN'T AWARE OF!
They also AREN'T extra money. People are **shocked** on the ex-div date when their share price plummets. Why? Because those dividends come dollar per dollar out your share prices goofies lol. You over here thinking it's *extra income* when in reality it's just extra taxes for no good reason for most folks and at the cost of way less overall money in general for your overall portfolio. People think "Oh, share price is at $50 dollars and dividends will be $50 + dividends," but don't realize that in reality, NO, if it's at $50 and they pay dividends it's dropping dollar per dollar out that dividend amount so you net NOTHING EXTRA. The market will have to you better hope buy it back up to the original amount to try and offset that loss due to dividends AND you still lose money to taxes you'll never get back anywhere at al taxable. But dividends sounds fancy to folks that have no clue how any of it works so they think it's "income" on top of the investment. Not like you think it is it ain't.
#CAN ALL UNFLAIRED POSTERS GIT BANNED DURING MARKET HOURS❓ #THESE NPCs AREN’T REAL, PROFITABLE, OR REMOTELY INTERESTING 🥱 #🕵️♀️6️⃣🔟 🔜
People here are complaining like their parents did about prices. Literally somebody complaining about a $7 Big Mac value meal in the app. Minimum wage in my area is about $15. When I started working it was $6. Today you can get a value meal for about a half hour pretax of minimum wage work. Back when I started work is wasn't $3, it was closer to $5. $5 Footlongs are gone, too. WAGES AND PRICES HAVE GONE UP AND YOU'RE GETTING OLD. MOVIES AREN'T $5 ANYMORE. FAST FOOD IS GOING TO COST YOU $10. WHAT'S COOL NOW SEEMS WEIRD AND SCARY TO ME, AND IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU, TOO!
I got the same response on a paper early in college. I thought I would be "rhetorical." The instructor crossed out nearly everything with big purple X-marks over entire paragraphs, and finally wrote: "***YOUR READERS AREN'T STUPID, JUST VERY BUSY."*** Darn, I burned with shame that still hurts decades later. But I learned very fast to tighten up my writing.
It would be good for Americans to have factory jobs to work. Not me, of course. I won't be working those. But Americans that AREN'T me should work more factory jobs.
SOOO STEEL TARIFFS UP, OTHER COUNTRIES AREN’T GOING TO JUST STAND AROUND AND TAKE THAT. MORE OF A SHITSHOW TO COME BEFORE MONDAY. 
TD Ameritrade: All your funds are available to trade, open the casino! Also TD Ameritrade: UHHH THOSE FUNDS AREN'T SETTLED GOODFAITH VIOLATION GOOD FAITHHHHHHHHHH Why would you even let me make the trade in the first place then 
# US Consumers Hit the Brakes While Goods Imports Plunged in April dats what is on folks mind; WHY AREN'T THEY SPENDING!
Why the fuck can't we just have professionals on every TV, radio and web program just screaming "TRADE DEFICITS AREN'T AN EMERGENCY YOU STUPID LYING FUCKFACES" at the figurative tops of their lungs? These fucking clowns just keep repeating blatantly false shit and nobody is countering it. Shame and bully every fucking idiot that doesn't do it until behavior changes. Fuck.
Rather to be clear, if tariffs AREN'T paid, ICE has the ability to investigate, prosecute, and collects those tariffs.
The previous AND current Democrats “WHY AREN’T THE DEMOCRATS STOPPING THIS??” Bitch cause you didn’t give them any power?
Look for solid companies that have a reliable business model and consistent earnings. Compare the P/E of companies to the average P/E of their sector, and if it’s a solid company but below market, invest. If it looks overvalued, don’t put your money in it; even if it DOES go up, the returns will be very small compared to investing in good companies that AREN’T overvalued yet. I like Buffett’s advice that you could be an extremely successful trader just waiting for the two or three truly amazing opportunities that you get every year and not wasting your money on other so-so trades (or otherwise just buying an S&P ETF instead) What I’m trying to say is that the next NVIDIA is definitely out there already, and if you can find them before the rest of the market catches on, you’ll be glad you did the research. Or you can put your money into a small-cap growth ETF like VONG that will benefit from smaller stocks like this (although since the market is kinda overvalued overall right now, so I might wait until the next pullback to put your money into something like VONG to mitigate risk). And there are also comparatively undervalued stocks even at the top; for instance, I think that GOOGL and AMZN both look noticeably undervalued compared to other top stocks and are likely to have consistently solid returns in the coming years, even if they’re not gonna suddenly 10x or anything like that
I’M NOT GONNA CLEAN IT UP EVEN WHEN YOU ASK NOW STEVE! YOU AREN’T MY REAL DAD! 
JAPAN OPENED. WHY AREN'T BONDS DYING BIGLY 
The people who hold most of the money in the world are asleep at the wheel. They're invested in all the other shit and don't even know what's going on. By this time next year you'll see some huge shifts, but for now, most of the people who AREN'T invested in AI companies don't even know what AI is. They think it's the same stuff that's been around since the 2000's. That's my perception at least. Google is smashing earnings but no one wants to sell their Ford stock to invest in Google for example, or whatever other stock. But it's going to be a violent shift when it finally does happen. Remember, most rich investors are old men now, like 60-80. They don't know wtf is going on. They just want to hold on to their money. The current US admin is not making it easy to move money around either, what with the global economic catastrophe's and all.
Nailed it. 10%+ increase on a higher margin/low volume product is less consequential than on a low margin/high volume product. Unfortunately for the US, lots of its consumerism is dependent on low margin and high volume, and there aren’t nearly as many businesses running high margin/low volume. That’s because it’s easier to do low margin/high vol, that’s how almost all mom and pop shops do it, whereas maintaining a high margin requires good branding and marketing. And even then, they still depend on those tariffed goods. Therefore, the vast majority of US businesses will suffer, from mom and pop shops/internet shops all the way to Walmart. Asshole needs to stop gaslighting as if his tariffs AREN’T causing the problems.
THE SHELVES, WHY AREN'T THEY EMPTY BY NOW?! - the bears gasped calmly
When you really think about it, why AREN'T Redditors hoping more Teslas and Apples will be sold in the bigger cities of Asia in 2026? It makes no sense to root for China. Trump derangement syndrome is far more insane than the opposite end of the spectrum who think nothing Trump could say or do might turn out to be a mistake. What happened to the sensible middle ground?
Ports are empty WSB Bulls: "PORTS AREN'T EMPTY DUMB BEAR" Trump: It's good that ports are empty
THE USA JUST SLAPPED 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣% DUTIES ON MY PANTIES 🩲📉 AND I STILL BOUGHT THE DIP 😤📈 CUZ I DON’T HEDGE—I RAWDOG THE GLOBAL MARKET 🌎🍆 domestic production is UP and I’m EXPORTING these cheeks across borders with no mercy 😩🌍 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR MOST DEFLATIONARY DADDIES 💸💦 WHO AREN’T AFRAID TO PAY PREMIUM FOR PREMIUM PUSSY IMPORTS 😩🛃 OR ELSE YOU’RE GETTING EVICTED FROM THE SUPPLY CHAIN 🔗🚪
trump in 5 minutes: FAKE NEWS, WE AREN'T DOING THAT
The thing is, the market is currently pricing in tariffs well below 20%. It's not like the market has concluded "permanent 100%+ reciprocal tariffs between US and China = 8% drop from all-time highs seems good". We're already assuming this gets settled. If the tariffs don't drop down to like below 20% at an absolute maximum, the US economy is going into recession. So it's more like news that things are moving forward should just keep the market steady. News that things AREN'T moving forward should make it drop. But hearing we are not maintaining permanent 145% tariffs is not a buying signal.
Oh no!! The market is going up such a terrible thing to happen oh noooo!!! How will we ever recover from such a terrible thing happening damn damn damn why can’t the markets just collapse UGHHHHHHH IM SO MAD THE MARKETS AREN’T COLLAPSING DOWN AND ARE GOING UPP ARGGGGG !!!
Everyone: >THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY Bers: >WHY AREN'T MY PUTS PRINTING, THE ECONOMY IS GOING INTO THE TOILET 
Immigrants are a popular target right now, but only blamed for manufactured problems that aren't real. For example, crime is down despite popular belief. But when the coming economic crash really hits the fan, that won't work. The average person isn't as easily distracted when they have real, immediate and material problems. So the authorities need to blame someone the people will believe could be responsible, and even the dumbest racist doesn't believe that companies and prices are controlled by immigrants. A bigot's worldview is shaped by the fact that brown people AREN'T on top or in charge. In fact, the far right already has set up Jews as their backup target, because they've been pushing the great replacement theory to tell people that Jews are the ultimate cause of immigrants anyway.
MFW we could hit a circuit breaker (we won’t) and still be positive on the week because of people plugging their ears and saying LALALA TARIFFS AREN’T REAL Ridiculous lol
How is it circular reasoning when I directly present sources to counter your claim. Your claim was the administration has not been transparent about the reasons behind the tariffs. I have provided a source where they clearly state their reasons behind the tariffs. Whether you believe these reasons or agree with the logic behind them is a separate argument. \> Try some non-biased sources that AREN'T from the people doing the stupid thing saying it's not stupid. Here you go (paywalled so youre going to have to use 12ft.io. These arent necessarily arguing for broad high-rate tariffs but arguing how they could be useful in targeted circumstances) [https://www.wsj.com/opinion/a-win-win-exit-strategy-for-trump-on-tariffs-offer-reciprocal-free-trade-fbfbedb1](https://www.wsj.com/opinion/a-win-win-exit-strategy-for-trump-on-tariffs-offer-reciprocal-free-trade-fbfbedb1) [https://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/trump-has-wrong-concept-of-tariffs-by-dani-rodrik-2025-01](https://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/trump-has-wrong-concept-of-tariffs-by-dani-rodrik-2025-01) \> You're using confirmation bias and circular reasoning to try to justify what is going on despite the clear evidence to the contrary. You need to do some self-reflection on whether or not your own judgement is clouded by self-bias. I highly encourage you to take your own advice.
You're using circular reasoning. "The lying people aren't lying because they said they're not lying". Try some non-biased sources that AREN'T from the people doing the stupid thing saying it's not stupid. [Chance to test trade theories might be “the only silver lining” in chaotic policies, one says](https://www.science.org/content/article/economists-trump-s-trade-war-offers-rare-opportunity-tariffs) [‘Monstrously Destructive’ and ‘Unwise’: Leading Economists React to Trump’s Tariffs](https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2025-04-03/monstrously-destructive-and-unwise-economists-react-to-trumps-tariffs) [‘Inconsistent with Basic Economics’: Harvard Economics Baffled by Trump’s Tariff Policy](https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2025/4/10/economics-professors-react-trump-tariffs/) [PWBM projects Trump’s tariffs (April 8, 2025) will reduce long-run GDP by about 6% and wages by 5%. A middle-income household faces a $22K lifetime loss. These losses are twice as large as a revenue-equivalent corporate tax increase from 21% to 36%, an otherwise highly distorting tax.](https://budgetmodel.wharton.upenn.edu/issues/2025/4/10/economic-effects-of-president-trumps-tariffs) [Over 1,500 Economists Agree: Trump's Tariffs Are Terrible](https://reason.com/2025/04/24/over-1500-economists-agree-trumps-tariffs-are-terrible/) [Trump says tariff revenue could replace income taxes. Why economists disagree.](https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2025/04/22/trump-tariffs-replace-income-taxes-economists/83196923007/) [U.S. President Donald Trump’s volatile economic policies have tanked the dollar and thrown its status as the world’s reserve currency into question.](https://www.reuters.com/breakingviews/europe-can-take-advantage-king-dollars-wobble-2025-04-25/) [‘Very problematic’: US apparel bosses say Trump’s tariffs will hurt Americans. The president aims to boost US manufacturing, but insiders warn tariffs will increase costs and destroy businesses](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/25/china-tariffs-apparel-business-trump). I could go on and on and on. You're using confirmation bias and circular reasoning to try to justify what is going on despite the clear evidence to the contrary. You need to do some self-reflection on whether or not your own judgement is clouded by self-bias.
WHY AREN'T YOU IN r/INVESTING 
Ew gross, just checked in on NVDA's chart. Gonna go back to the beauty of AREN
That's one of the MANY issues with that halfwit tweeting so much. His tweets AREN'T the law. Tariffs (outside of national security) are the domain of Congress. The market is just responding to things that are not actually happening yet. I don't understand why, but this is what keeps happening over and over
So, nobody dares tell baby boy that, no, prices AREN'T going down, so in his "major loser" mind he can now claim otherwise. And obviously all his followers will rather believe HIM than their weekly grocery cost. The emperor has no clothes...
Stock exchanges reduce share price by the exact amount of the dividend on the ex-dividend date. Therefore, it's a zero total return event: DIVIDENDS AREN'T FREE MONEY! To add insult to injury, you're going to trade back and forth b/t calls and stock, giving up bid-ask slippage and incurring commissions? That's not a winning strategy.
Wait are you telling me that some governments AREN'T getting bribed by food companies to let their ultraprocessed slop be sold to their people and start an obesity crisis nationwide? oh the brutality!