DON

OkStop8313

Odds are better with Options, but at least the lottery only allows you to lose money that you have. Options allows you to lose money that you DON'T have.

Various-Tangerine-88

JPOW will just yawn and say whatever. becaues he KNOWS that when he LOWERS rates and inflation rockets, he'll get blamed for that too. PS JPOW isn't the ONLY one who knows TACO is a spineless coward who NEVER accepts responsibility/accountability for anything. Just like the rest of us who DON"T wear the Red Badge of Ignorance.

DeeDee_Z

I've often wondered if one could make a sizeable profit, not by researching and investing into what works, but by researching and investing stuff that you KNOW you DON'T want to be part of. Take the S&P 500 -- 500 large-cap companies -- growth, blend, and value. Study them, figure out which ones are coasting, which ones are just plain large (without other factors), which ones are below-average in profits, etc ... then buy ONLY the rest. Make up your own S&P 200 by AVOIDING the dogs. Maybe call it a bullet-dodging philosophy. Too late for me, but if someone else were to want to try that ... I'd follow with considerable interest!

Squirr3I

Are insiders buying $LULU before earnings? Do THEY know something we DON'T?

investpotato64

Yeah, literally just about every other time the whole sub spams a stock - it fails, badly. Of course, the one time i DON'T fomo is when it skyrockets. 🙄 Needless to say i just bought in @ $6. Hopefully still has a good amount to run.

Wowmuchrya

Cant wait for some retard to post another "BITCOIN/ETHEREUM TREASURY" thread and explain, like a retard, why buying any fake stock that just buys cypto that YOU DON'T OWN is a good idea (after they dilute you 5000 times and steal your money).

Interesting-Foot2880

Pick one of VT, VTI+VXUS, or VOO+VXUS and change the password of your account to something you wont remember. Don't even consider looking at it, it'll most likely be up over a 10 year plus and you can reset your password to sell. Only way you lose is if YOU mess with it or the global economy tanks. IF it does, DON'T TOUCH IT. Your best bet is hoping it fixes itself, and if not you have bigger problems e.g. fighting your neighbor for week old rat meat. Good luck.

michkennedy

I said you DON'T need a conspiracy. These guys are all interconnected. No need to shit on the research and connections.

Brambletail

The thing is OP should realize that the financial professionals in this subreddit (yes we exist..some of us also recreationally degen with money we DON'T NEED FOR IMPORTANT LIFE EVENTS) are likely all appalled at the very idea of using someone else's money in a way not disclosed to them. OP, that violates nearly every law and regulation that exists about managing assets. If this wasn't a personal friendship thing, you would be in actual jail. You must disclose your strategy and risk exposure to your clients among a laundry list of other obligations. You don't just take someones money and say trust me bro.

stephen1547

Put it in a broad market index fund and DON’T TOUCH IT. At 9% returns you will have over $6 million by the time you’re 60. This is life changing money if you are smart and don’t blow it by spending it or taking it out of the market.

AllCapNoBrake

DON'T ANY OF YOU let a buttcoiner see the following: https://preview.redd.it/oowofwgoi0mf1.png?width=439&format=png&auto=webp&s=56ac04a12db8939d92550d5d4269580e51ff73f3 Reclaim $117, EL $0 EL!

GoTakeCoffee

This always happens when my limit orders DON’T go through

Takedownmoss

F***ing Incredible Bro! PLEASE DON'T LOSE IT ALL!!! STAY A WINNER!!!

Overall-Fold-9720

\s YOU FREAKING LIBTARD, GROWTH IS LIKE 1%. 1% IS LESS THAN 90 BILLIONS, SO WE DON'T CARE IF GROWTH GOES TO 0, TARIFFS WILL BRING MORE MONEY THAN GROWTH \s (Some people do think that though, puts on the whole financial education)

Spanisbro

We just need one more thing $BULL. DON’T ANNOUNCE DILUTION ON THE EARNINGS CALL FOR THE GOD’S SAKE

StockHawk59

I DON'T hit big.. just methodical. When I'm UP 50%, I take 2/3 off the table and look for another. I tried putting my eggs in one basket and got crushed. Good luck

Wide_Neighborhood_49

If you could program something where every time I am about to buy Tesla puts it flashes "DON'T DO IT YOU FUCKING REGARD" that would be awesome

asetniop

Yeah, they might as well call this company THESE COLORS DON'T SUNRUN.

Jbball9269

Originally it was only reported on the Medicare fraud, last month or two was doctor reimbursement, and this prescription management investigation is the latest. The original rumor was only an unconfirmed rumor, these are now confirmed investigations by the DON

Meko1972

IXHL...Very important.... Shorts could come back as IXHL is going up. Learn from last time. Don't panic sell and really think about stop losses. Shorts try to trigger stop losses. This is a really good stock with a great pipeline and good news today on another phase 2 regarding anxiety. Hold long and force the shorts to buy to cover. DON'T repeat what happened last time. All news has been good regarding IXHL! BEAT the shorts this time by just holding!

Money_trader2004

Also don’t ever buy their any kind or subscription if they ever tell you to buy anything and don’t borrow money or lend money in the stock they tell you . Only lose what you wanna lose . Cause you sure going to lose you money . “SO DON’T BORROW OR TAKE A LOAN FROM BANK EVEN IF HIW HARD THEY TRY TO CONVINCE YOU” .

Tunechi_Broke

DON'T stop trading Options! Just make sure your stops outs are legit. Options make your liquid money have more leverage.

CodeNPyro

Do you realize how nonsensical what you just said was? Just because every group has been discriminated against at some point, doesn't mean said discrimination was all of the same severity, or that it still has impacts to the modern day. Sure we can point to Irish people being discriminated against, but it's laughably stupid to act like that's anywhere close to as impactful to modern America as the remnants of slavery, pseudo slavery, ghettoization, second class citizenship, etc. See the problem with any definition of woke is that it's just full of buzzwords that mean nothing, and even at a glance it doesn't make sense with common usage. How does teaching slavery was bad fit this definition? What about saying some people are biased? Or saying that privilege exists. All very basic things that are commonly called "woke" I'll give you two scenarios and I want you to pick which is more meritocratic, to serve a point. Scenario 1. One group of people is on average much worse off due to no choice of their own, and people DON'T consider that when evaluating them. Scenario 2. One group of people is on average much worse off due to no choice of their own, and people DO consider that when evaluating them The latter actively considers that a different amount of effort, or *merit*, is necessary when you're starting off at a worse position. Imagine if two people were running 100 meters, but person 1 started 10m before the start line of the other contestant. Your "meritocracy" would be person 2 winning because they were born in a better position. That doesn't sound in line with a system based on individual ability or achievement

Yupperroo

That's a lot of eggs in one basket. Not the brightest idea especially for the risk/reward. Your big flaw in all this is your blind commitment to a single security. Please understand that there isn't a single stock that has ever been issued that give a fig about your personal circumstances. Stocks don't love you, that don't care about you and they have no concern at any level whether you love them or hate them. Truly they are oblivious, and they do not now, nor will they ever have a moments concern about whether or not you are achieving your goals. So DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. I always equate a rate of return to an annualized rate of return. At best your annual RoR is about 31% which while awesome, is actually not very good when you could be underwater on the underlying, because one never knows. The other problem you have is that your business partner, the IRS, will treat your earnings as ordinary income so expect taxes accordingly.

Various-Tangerine-88

they told him "DON'T MAKE THE MARKET TANK you orange idiot. Just say some stupid shit and lets have ONE day the poors can make a few pennies in the market....Every day this week was a down day DON"T BLOW IT."

solidsneeze

found a trading note I left for myself yesterday: "DON'T GET CUTE"

DeezSpicyNuts

My wife keeps telling me to stop farting in bed because it makes her projectile vomit and I keep telling her I DON’T CARE 

StockTradingForLife

Things I learned the hard way: 1. DON'T TRADE THE MARKET YOU WANT, TRADE THE MARKET YOU HAVE. 2. DON'T DRINK A LAXATIVE AFTER TAKING SLEEPING PILLS.

Warbeak66

Won't there be further news breaking soonish about the UNH DON investigation. Pondering some puts over the next few weeks. Retail jizzing ropes over a very small Berkshire position seems very sys.

Wallahi-broski

NVO, DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING FADE. Mfer loses 29% on lowered guidance but can't keep a 7% gain on an FDA approval.

Turbulent_Fennel_879

Whoever you choose, please DON'T choose Truist bank. I went to them lured by their 4% apy HYMMA.. They closed my account the day after I deposited a $220,000 check and have been stonewalling me while holding my funds for THREE WEEKS. If you look them up,this is part of their business model and they DO NOT CARE about their customers.

PriorityLate50

TNFA, I can only make so many more excuses before this subreddit call the cops on you for domestic abuse in this relationship, "But guys, I slipped and fell down the stairs and bought $500 more on the dip, it's all my fault DON'T BLAME HER" at least everything else is green.

DaveRS57566

Just like a grand casino in Vegas... When wasn't the market crazy? In my 60 years on this planet, it's always been a crap shoot. That's what makes it profitable (and hazardous) at the end of the day... No? It's really only crazy if you invest without doing your due diligence. There are always signs of what's coming, you just have to do your research, and factor in all of the potential variables... At least IMHO. DON'T GAMBLE WITH MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE! 😎🤙🏻😉. (Best advice I ever got re: investing and gambling). Also, hedging your bets, but that's a much longer discussion! 😁😉

shxwcr0ss

The latest PPI just dropped and IT’S AN ABSOLUTE SCAM! FAKE NEWS is screaming about “high prices” but everyone knows these numbers are TOTALLY RIGGED to make me look bad. The truth is, our economy is STRONG, INDUSTRY IS BOOMING, and American businesses are winning like never before. But the radical left and their Democrat supporters are DESPERATE to undermine our success. The person responsible for compiling this PPI disaster turned out to be one of them — a BIDEN SUPPORTER TRYING TO SABOTAGE THE AMERICAN ECONOMY. Fired immediately. You can’t play games with our great country like this. DON’T BELIEVE THE LIES. The economy is STRONG, jobs are UP, markets are RECORD HIGH, and NOTHING can stop AMERICA from WINNING.

cinJESUS

If you sell IPO shares within 30 days of the IPO, it's considered "flipping" and you'll be restricted from participating in IPOs for 60 days. I DON'T CARE.

Weak_Ostrich459

You CAN'T just get assigned IPO shares then sell same day because I DON'T LIKE IT ☝️🤓 -robinhood

3point21

If you are successfully wheeling then I assume you are turning your csps into ccs when assigned and visa versa. If you have a margin account you probably can use your long stock position as collateral and buy even more on margin, then sell ccs on that. Keep in mind, if and when the stock drops, and with this administration all the stocks will drop because DJT likes to screw with the world economy, you might face a margin call where you fund your account the old fashioned way by depositing more money. But if you maintain 80-90% of your margin balance until you get good at it and the economy stabilizes you should be ok. Just DON’T GET GREEDY. You will lose everything in a few months.

Key_Ad7977

What's your avg $RAYA? Sure, it can go. Every ticker can go no matter the circumstances. Ok very fast check $RAYA havr better cash position, they get in more then they spend, $CHSN seems like had debts. But was probably because of that they did the dilution, but it's over now. BUT $RAYA have RS coming which don't attract investors like you probably already know, else you need to change interest or learn more. $CHSN DON'T have any RS coming, no planned shareholders vote meeting planned to decide about RS (that's known about. I would definitely say $CHSN it's in a much better position for a well either PD up to 0.20-22.5, or a mice squeeze up to 0.50. No matter what THIS is not a financial advise!

daniel940

I worked in the dot-com industry in NYC during that time. We all had Aeron chairs and laptops instead of desktops, and a pool table in the conference room with a nice wood panel we could cover it with for client meetings. We'd order warm cookies from Urban Fetch every afternoon. Our unprofitable company went public at $10, went to $100 and I sold my $100k in IPO shares. I split it evenly between Pets.com and Webvan. Things would never go down! Until they all went to zero, of course, and I went from having a life-changing amount of money (on paper) at 28 to having nothing almost overnight, plus unemployed and my whole industry in shambles. There was a Simpsons where Bart worked for a startup, and went in one day when the whole thing crashed. He had a million shares in options, and he asked the CEO "what's a million times zero?! AND DON'T SAY 'ZERO'!" And then the CEO joined the others in ripping copper wire out of the wall. This was pretty much our experience. We got laid off in waves, and I got a small severance because I was in an early round. Others weren't so lucky. One tech company on a lower floor in our building shut its doors and just left a handwritten note for the employees in the elevator lobby (the vestibule between the elevator doors and the locked entry doors to the office). So the employees broke THROUGH THE DRYWALL adjacent to the door, climbed in, and everyone just grabbed what they could - laptops, servers, networking equipment, etc., since they were getting screwed out of their last paychecks.

Classic_Caregiver_98

ANYONE READING THI, TRUST ME WHEN I SAY YOUNG PEOPLE ARE TOO NAIVE. Here's a real-life example. Some guy I was supposed to do business with and talk business with wanted me to meet him near the airport while he had multiple passports and maybe a rented plane and UAE residency. (We were originally suppose to meet up away from the airport and when someone changes plans last minute that you don't know and can't look up shit on, SAY NO. THIS WAS THE BIGGEST RED FLAG OF MY LIFE. EVERYONE I CALLED THAT SAID THEY WENT TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL SAID DON'T GO. I slept in, and it's best to play dumb with ppl like this. They had no social media presence. If this happens to you, call journalists first to teach these assholes that think they can have the world and everything in it, a lesson. Teach them the lesson that no one is above the law, and the day you go abusing it is when domestic laws change because international laws are tricky ones. Lastly, some of us have heard of guys who flew too close to the sun like Icarus. When someone who flew close to the sun like Icarus tells you not to mess with the ones that give you the chess-board, listen to them. You never want it known that you're the smartest in the room. The wisest person is often the quietest one for a reason. Stay safe and don't ask me why you should call journalists before police arrive at an airport. Stay safe guys.

JafarFromAfar2

Tomorrow at 9:00am: NUTLICK TELLS ME THAT WE HAD A “HOT” INFLATION REPORT TODAY. WHAT ELSE WERE PEOPLE EXPECTING FROM THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ON EARTH! FAKE NEWS WILL SAY THIS IS A BAD THING—WRONG. THIS ADMINISTRATION IS FOCUSED ON PREVENTING DEFLATION. ITS VERY, VERY BAD FOR THE STOCK MARKET AND VERY, VERY BAD FOR THE ECONOMY. JEROME ‘TOO LATE’ POWELL IS HOLDING INTEREST RATES HOSTAGE TO ACHIEVE DEFLATION AND SABOTAGE THE ECONOMY, THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. HE SAYS HE WANTS 2%—HE MEANS NEGATIVE!!! BUT DON’T BE PANICAN, BECAUSE WE HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL. SECDEF KEGSBREATH HAS A TOP SECRET PLAN INVOLVING JACKSON AND HIS HOLE—GOOD THINGS ARE COMING!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

no_sight

It in fact sounds like you DON'T KNOW "time in the market over timing the market" if you are here asking about timing the market

tehbmwman

I DON’T WANT THIS REALITY. Really.

wasifaiboply

Alright you greedy fucks, looks like you're all set to win the day again. I'd just tell you to look at that 5D for $SPY, check out that sweet double top we formed up today and also peep the volume on the 3M. As geriatric as our presidents. You're going to win until you don't. BLACK MONDAY GHEY BERS DON'T FALTER OR WAVER HOLD STRONG WE WILL FEAST

Skurttish

(e.g. what? (E.G. WHAT DON’T LEAVE ME HANGIN HERE MAN

Skittler_On_The_Roof

$30 is a stretch but yeah, if you want mediocre or better food/quality you're paying $15-$20.  Chick, Raising Cane's, Chipotle, Cava, Shake Shack, etc. YOU'RE OLD AND THINGS COST MORE THAN THE USED TO AND KIDS NOWADAYS DON'T RESPECT ELDERS LIKE THEY USED TO AND YOU USED TO GET 2 MOVING PICTURES AND A SARSAPARILLA FOR A NICKEL

alfapredator

# what if I DON'T want to update my software? stop fucking asking me!!!

zigithor

I have to actively try to remember in the absurdity of it all, that ***PRESIDENTS DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO LEVEY TARRIFFS.*** Congress has the power of the purse. Remember: the only reason he can do this, is because he has declared we are in a "National Trade Emergency". Everything he does, as absurd or as petty as it is, is being done under the pretense that we are reacting to an unusual war-time situation that requires that faster pace decision making of the executive office. Not that this admin has ever needed facts to support what their doing, but the entire basis for the president's bi-polar trade war is founded on the lie that we were or are in a state of emergency. Or that for some reason the stable (if however imperfect) economy he inherited was under attack and in a critical state. The president does not have to power to impose tariffs. This is highly unusual.

Utterlybored

Once again, TARIFF MONIES DON’T COME FROM COUNTRIES. They come from import companies and are collected at the ports, for fuck sake.

The-Phantom-Blot

Kind of funny that he added that bit about "a radical left court" at the end. Is he dropping hints here? "DON'T STOP THE TARIFFS!!! (please stop the tariffs)"

konigswagger

NVDA is so close to ending green for the day... Looks like TARIFFS DON'T FUCKING MATTER

gainsusmaximus

Be me. Bought oil during Iran bombing, then 🥭; "EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I'M WATCHING! YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON'T DO IT!," guhhhh

QuicksandGotMyShoe

God these people always play the victim "THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN ME!!! WE SHOWED THEM!!! WE'RE TAKING EVEN MORE MONEY TO SPY ON CIVILIANS!!!" no one thinks it's surprising that palantir is successful. The point has always been that it does bad things

Leading_Load5505

so your reasoning for why the mortgage company is going to be worth 10x is because it has low trading volume and short sellers... their revenue is pretty low compared to valuation, they DON'T make money, margins are terrible, you can drive more sales but that ain't gonna make them make a profit. Ask the AI what they think a company that makes no money, has no margins, has no innovative tech should be valued at, you may be shocked by the answer.

Recoil42

>Insanely innovative engineering coming from Blackberry. Yes CDMA is available to everyone but it’s how you use it to build a scaled product is what differentiates them. That, and whatever other products we DON’T know about. >It would take a crazy amount of time for anyone to replicate Blackberry's feature set, do it right / correctly, and at their level of craft. Not an easy feat. >My analogy - most people have chicken in their fridge. But, only really good cooks can make it taste good. You may think you could replicate it cause you have chicken in your fridge, but you can’t. It’ll take you time to learn to replicate it. Once you can replicate it, can you build a whole business and scale it? Most people would fail, while Blackberry cooked.

GetDaCrypto

$NCNA is blowing up! It's now at .05 cents...I'm telling you guys...they 100% have good news about to drop. Licensing deal, partnership, or the merger with Merck. One of these will happen by this Friday or Aug 14. Once they make the announcement $NCNA goes anywhere from here up to $2. Companies DON'T cancel all Series A warrants then delay a non-dilutive RS so it occurs 3 days just before their earnings report unless they have EXTREMELY good news. Expect 20 to 30 cents this week from its current 5 cent price. Seriously.

carolinar7

Insanely innovative engineering coming from Figma. Yes WASM is available to everyone but it’s how you use it to build a scaled product is what differentiates them. That, and whatever other tools we DON’T know about. I think you could make the same argument for any software using an open source tool. It would take a crazy amount of time for anymore to replicate Figma’s feature set, do it right / correctly, and at their level of craft. Not an easy feat. My analogy - most people have chicken in their fridge. But, only really good cooks can make it taste good. You may think you could replicate it cause you have chicken in your fridge, but you can’t. It’ll take you time to learn to replicate it. Once you can replicate it, can you build a whole business and scale it? Most people would fail, while Figma cooked.

zxc123zxc123

>Buy TIPS for hyperinflation bet >US has NEVER gone into hyperinflation >Fed still worried about 3% inflation >USD still global reserve currency >Countries that are in MUCH worse situations like Russia, Argentina, and Iran aren't in hyperinflation >OP's extremely unlikely scenario plays out and US goes into hyper inflation >TRUMP: "JUST FIRED THE STATISTIANS IN CHARGE OF ECONOMIC DATA. NEW INFLATION PRINT OUT FROM DON JR. LAST MONTH'S INFLATION IS -1000%. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTIONT TO THIS MATTER. >OP goes bankrupt If you're so worried about an improbable hyper inflation scenario then you might want to buy gold, food like tuna cans, rural farm land, a bunker, liquor, meds, a power generator, and lots of guns + ammo.

ForbodingWinds

Don't keep buying into the outrage machine and the right's media. RELEASE THE FILES, DON.

Accomplished_Rock_90

True, but watch like a hawk, if no robinhood DON'T DO NOT SET any stop losses. The algo gator will eat you alive...

MisterBing18

I swear I can still hear the music! DON’T STOP DANCING!

BenisSpaghetti

The problem is they DON'T think.

NYGiants181

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BRO Do you even listen to yourself sometimes?? You’re willing to sacrifice higher prices? You’re willing to pay more? For what? For a country/government that just added 4 trillion dollars to the deficit? And cut a bunch of taxes for billionaires? When you get absolutely nothing? When are you going to get it through your thick skull? THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU!!!!!! Stop being brainwashed and believing whatever they tell you to believe.

LhasaMama3

This strategy will eventually fail and if you full port you run the risk of losing your entire portfolio. You are not the first person to do this and this story is common. do yourself a favor and sit back and ask yourself how much of these gains did you accrue on luck and how much of these gains did you actually control the outcome on? If your honest with yourself you will know that you need to protect you gains right now. You could continue playing QQQ exactly the way you did 29 days ago, with a small amount of money risked on the bet and if you are right make another $70k in 29 days and if you are wrong lose a smaller portion of your gains and walk away this year with some pretty significant winnings to brag about to your accountant. DON’T BLOW IT ALL MAN

fracked1

If inflation goes up, you DON'T cut rates...

ncwonline

I'd stay out of GPRO unless it goes well under 1.00.... for me that get back in price would be more like .50 cents, and I think it will go down that much. Investors got no respect for GPRO and for good reason, many of them/me/us lost $$ on it. Problem for GPRO is called CHINA. Most people now can buy super cheap cams for 1/3 or less what a GPRO cost. How are they going to recover from that? Answer: they are not and sharing videos with AI for training is like asking you to drive across town to save .01 cents. In other words, it's a joke. GPRO is grasping at straws trying to pump itself up but most people... me and most others who have been the victim of investing in GPRO will just laugh and say good luck with that. GPRO is now a Niche of what it started out as. Due to that that share price crashed. I suggest you stay away. No value there investment wise unless you want to short it. Entire reason it came back on the radar is it short squeezed its way up over 2.00. So you think this AI bull crap is gonna pump it back up? No value there. Stay away. Go pro has no value except as a dog stock to pump and dump. Problem... hard to pump as unlike most penny stocks GPRO is not a mystery, we all know what it does what it did and what it can't do any more. Facts straight out in full view, that makes it hard to pump, most investors know that except for newbs who get taken in by BS like "look at the shiny AI thing"... that is going to really ad value because AI is the new "BIG THING". I can be your new best friend because I'm going to save you a bunch of cash, DON'T BUY GPRO, unless it goes full retard pump/dump and goes back down to .50.

TungTungSahurs

Down!down!down! Yeeeess!!!!! And DON'T BOUNCE BACK UP!

THedman07

This person is advocating for not going through with punishments against Google related to anticompetitive practices because they're "our country's best shot at AI." They are literally saying DON'T BREAK UP THEIR MONOPOLY BECAUSE AI. So yes. The thing they're talking about IS ANTICOMPETITIVE.

morhambot2

Canada should turn off the gas for a couple of weeks (and TACO DON will come running back to the bargaining table?) well let's see what the market says?

VOO_bull_forever

# UNH is an absolute solid company. DON'T PANIC. IT WILL LOOK WAY DIFFERENT 2 YEARS FROM NOW.

rainingallevening

Here's some actionable advice: You didn't define your exit. Your exit, entrance, take profits, stop loss all hinge on your thesis. The ultimate stop loss is when you are proven wrong, but being unable to stomache further losses is acceptable as well. Take profits: technical analysis, find the key zones, you'll be moving with the crowd not against it like this. Entries. When you enter a trade, don't go all in. Buy a share. Buy a cheap call. Just enough to place your suspicion. You may have a dozen or so of these going until you find a winner. As you are proven right ADD TO THE TRADE. Have a maximum amount set aside. Exits. Let's say you found the big one. You're maxed out. It's climbing, climbing. As it goes up, I had already picked two areas to take profits, and I leave a runner in cause you never know. Learn TA. Have a thesis, something beyond loose speculation, know your emotions, DON'T LET IT DEFINE YOU. You WILL lose on trades. You WILL miss good trades. You are not defined by your wins or your losses. You can do this. It's fun. Don't blow up your account, you owe yourself more than that.

wisdom_seek3r

These countries are going to eat most of the cost. That's why they are very mad. Sure they could raise prices, but we don't have to buy. If prices seem high, don't buy. If people stop buying foreign products, the prices will be even cheaper. Remember, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY FOREIGN STUFF.

Vascular_Mind

ROBLOX DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT DONALD OR JEROME SAY Just tryna grow my garden

Puddwells

Most banks savings accounts DON’T pay out interest. At least not enough for it to even matter? Savings accounts, not high yield accounts. Either way they aren’t even worth it so I really don’t get your dumb argumentative responses

BASE1232

Not saying I DON’T hodl 25,000 shares. Just cynical. Wouldn’t be the first HK scam.

rainingallevening

CVNA 3.0 WE SELL STUFF TOO :) Can you you guys not see how RATIONAL it is to short this company? I bought from them in 2012. It was the worst piece of junk I've ever owned. I beat SC2 on it, then returned it. BUT. 1500%. YOU. DON'T. UNDERSTAND. JUST "THINKING" ABOUT IT, MOVED THE PRICE.

stubsies

If you’re an American, you DON’T. Its okay

richitoboston

You finally made back what you lost. So you are finally back to BREAKEVEN. Your bets are more than Martingales. LOOK AT THE "ALL-TIME" graph, NOT the 1 month graph. DON'T FOLLOW THIS STRATEGY. YOU WILL GRIND YOUR ACCOUNT DOWN.

silverfutes

I sell CC’s and hope they DON’T get exercised. Then I can sell more CC’s next month.

KittyLover-7

SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL: TRUMP HAS ABILITY TO CHANGE TARIFF BACK, IF COUNTRIES DON'T LIVE UP TO THEIR INVESTMENT COMMITMENTS Lmfao

mvw2

The public needs revenue. The government only needs enough for what's useful to the public. When it's being dumped on stuff that isn't, that taxation is crap. Misspending and poor utilization is not good government. Neither is pulling wealth from the wrong section of the population. The biggest problem is that second part. Tariffs are THE absolute worst method for public well being. Here's a breakdown of US wealth and application of tariffs upon that wealth. You decide if it's the correct approach. This is based on Trump's $9 Trillion tariff dollar target. Now the US has $160 trillion dollars of wealth. It's super easy to get $9 trillion if you want it. You just don't try to get it the literally stupidest way possible, aka tax the hell out of the poor...which is what Trump is doing. [https://scontent-msp1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/516751295\_24763295266606036\_4270644916555710257\_n.jpg?\_nc\_cat=104&ccb=1-7&\_nc\_sid=127cfc&\_nc\_ohc=gwvX03agGPgQ7kNvwFGmVZT&\_nc\_oc=AdndOwuT6mQBhNvyvK8xrup\_RcUz7Ef3K6KSSZsIyeR6Hq3jm2ZvGPWPA1PHNXzrUKg&\_nc\_zt=23&\_nc\_ht=scontent-msp1-1.xx&\_nc\_gid=5-nqwyL8S1a34OurXcrKng&oh=00\_AfTac7O-iBC6OPvhif1jOGFb\_UhJHjhsLCSvDPfLXZIh1w&oe=688C4AB1](https://scontent-msp1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/516751295_24763295266606036_4270644916555710257_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=gwvX03agGPgQ7kNvwFGmVZT&_nc_oc=AdndOwuT6mQBhNvyvK8xrup_RcUz7Ef3K6KSSZsIyeR6Hq3jm2ZvGPWPA1PHNXzrUKg&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-msp1-1.xx&_nc_gid=5-nqwyL8S1a34OurXcrKng&oh=00_AfTac7O-iBC6OPvhif1jOGFb_UhJHjhsLCSvDPfLXZIh1w&oe=688C4AB1) This is also why the rich LOVE tariffs. It's not a tax on assets. It's not a tax on income. It's a tax on purchases, and person to person, the purchases of the broad spectrum of goods is roughly equal, poor or rich, your burden is roughly 1:1. And if you think the rich do spend more on common goods like milk, cereal, coffee, toasters, toothpicks, whatever, then multiply their burden by 10, by 100, by 1000, it literally doesn't even matter to them if they buy 1000x the goods of the poor. The percent burden is still nothing. If you don't tax assets, if you don't tax income, YOU DON'T TAX THE RICH. And when you tax sales and goods, YOU TAX THE POOR. That's the game. That's why the rich push so hard for flatter income tax and to eliminate the "death tax" which only affects anyone with more than $400m dollars. That's none of us, but it's one tool that actually works well at redistributing wealth. You have all these tax systems the rich are trying to swindle their way out from so the only place tax can come from is the poor through things like sales tax and tariffs. And the poor get exceptionally poor, broke, destitute. The masses can no longer move the industrial complex that is consumerism. Company revenue crashes. Companies fail and disappear forever. The economy crashes. And it all happens because the opulently rich don't want to give up even a tiny spec of their immense wealth. And that wealth is IMMENSE. The game is complacency and ignorance. Tariffs aren't good. Trumps abuse of them aren't good. Income tax is great. It's one of the best tax methods we have. But media have pushed exceptionally hard to get you to believe that "evil" income tax is stealing from you. No, it's the only tax that actually scales, and it should scale harder and heavily burden the exceptionally wealthy. Instead...we have Trump and tariffs, and bankrupting half this nation. If you think that's you doing your part, no, it's not. That's you being gullible. Look, I LOVE getting taxed...when it's the right tax. I happily pay taxes to have the roads in great shape, schools paid for, have social programs in place for those in need, and everything else good taxes offer. I HATE getting taxed the wrong way that unfairly burdens me and everyone else. Tariffs are the worst of the worst, and EVERYONE should be pissed off. There has never been a higher tax placed on you or I in our entire lives than what Trump is doing right now. Never before have you been asked to pay so much and the rich to pay so little of that burden. And if you think that's somehow good, I don't know if I can help you.

jccollv

Um if you’re panicking after a tiny little loss then begging strangers on Reddit to donate to you, I’d argue that you DON’T have money to burn. Your entire life savings is $14K lol.

Prestigious-Ad-7927

I’m part of the lucky 10%. I don’t have a math brain, just average brain is enough. I DON’T have a lot of data. I DON’T have a lot computing power. I often trade from my phone and have traded in a flight internationally using the laggy in-flight internet as well as hotels with crappy internet where I am in limbo for 30 seconds up to 1 minute (internet is loading and I don’t know if I was able to enter or exit a trade). Lastly, you DON’T need a lot of money. I started with $5k. I guess some may consider it a lot of money but most consider it not a lot of money as a trading stake and may even say I am under funded. Here are the things you DO need, IMO. You DO need risk management. This will allow you to stay in the game long enough to figure things out. I suggest starting small (1 contract at a time) and scaling up after you have proven that you can successfully stay profitable after a lengthy period. You DO need to acquire the skill of trading. Paper trading will help acquire this skill. Yes, trading is a skill. You DO need to have an edge. With a negative edge, you will be a sure loser in the long run. You DO need to develop a sophisticated set of psychological trading skills. You DO need to endure countless failures, mistakes, and plenty of trials and errors. Sometimes you will question yourself why you are even trying to trade when you can just buy and hold. You will experience a lot of emotional pain which will slowly dissipate once you develop a trading mindset (under psychology of trading). You DO need patience. It can take years to be a consistently profitable trader. Some as much as 10 years or even longer before they figure it out. Unfortunately, some never achieve success. You DO need to focus on what you can lose, not what you can make. You can argue this falls under risk management.

Vulcan1-1

Lesson of the story: DON’T STOP NFA

SimilarTap1419

Given the fact that Palantir is the future Microsoft of A.I my advice is DON'T SELL. 10 yrs from know the millions made on a small investment will be the story.

InquisitiveBoop

DON'T SLEEP ON THIS. https://youtu.be/i2L3np3pk1E?si=9yAh6kNmXJkf35bM

Sufficient_Depth_195

And, when you count services not just goods, almost all of these trade deficits look much better. And you are 100% correct about food and cars. We DON'T trust US food safety standards and most US vehicles are simply too big to be practical in our towns and cities (we don't the aesthetic either tbh). But to say we don't buy US cars is flat wrong. Some of the best selling models in Europe are Fords...Fords that have been designed for the European market.

YourCautionaryTale

Screaming at my puts #IT'S A LOW VOLUME PUMP, THESE DON'T COUNT

CEOofBeanz

GOOGL Class A Pilot (loud propeller noises): **LISTEN SON, THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OFF** tosses parachute. **DON’T ASK QUESTIONS NOW, YOU CAN THANK ME IN TH NEXT LIFE**

Otterpoopie

**TSLA Board to Elona:** Whatever you do, DON’T mention the diner! **Elona on earnings call:** So anyway, EV’s are basically robots & we just opened a diner! 🤪

tswaters

Options contracts are "disconnected" from the stock. If you happen to own 100 KSS shares @ 9 , you can say "boy, I'd like to sell these at 11" ... sell a contract for it, that's a covered call. If you DON'T own the stock, you can still sell that contract -- if someone buys it, and it hits the strike price exactly, that's no problem -- buy for market price, give to contract holder. If it's LESS than the strike price, contract doesn't get executed ("why would I buy this for $11 when it's less than that - into the bin!"). Congrats, you made 0.03 for each contract. If it GOES OVER strike price, now you're on the hook for selling that stock at the strike price. If it goes to the moon, and you didn't own it to start, well now need to acquire some at $moon-price, & are forced to sell it at $strike-price. If you sell naked calls for stocks that always fail, you make $$ on the contracts without actually owning any of it. If the stock you think will fail doubles in a day? "Oops"

According_Dot362

If it isn't UNH I DON'T WANT IT !

ShadowLiberal

They're good for nothing but scamming people IMO. Despite their name, a bunch of stablecoins DON'T actually keep $1 USD for each supposed $1 USD worth of stablecoins. A bunch of them have algorithms that are supposed to try to peg it at roughly $1 dollar, and let people exploit price imbalances to make a profit if it starts to stray too much from the $1 dollar peg. Except as the Terra Luna disaster showed there's no guarantee that such a system won't collapse and screw a ton of people out of their money. And there's other stablecoins that have been printing such an absurd amount of stablecoins that they claim are backed by USD that no one in even the crypto community believes that it's really backed 1 to 1 by USD reserves like they promise.

AUDL_franchisee

Advice on sports betting: DON'T You wanna complain about the MMs & bid/ask spreads on options? You can measure those in bps. In sports books, more like 15-20%.

RockasaurusRex

Listen up yo, I've got your official guide on how to become a mega meme stock social media influencer right here: 1. Use all of your life savings to buy a shitty ass penny stock when it's 600% above reasonable value. (Ideally you'll want to do this at least 3 days after retail first began talking about it; you don't want to rush in too fast!) 2. Tell everyone you encounter about how rich you're going to be and that they should use their entire life savings to buy the same stock too 3. If anyone tells you that's a dumb idea just shout: "HAVE FUN STAYING POOR WAGESLAVE, DON'T ASK ME FOR MONEY AFTER THE SQUEEZE!" 4. Go to bed confident in the "tendies" you will soon be lavished with. 5. Wake up early at 3pm the next day to see that your broker has liquidated your entire account and you have a 5+ figure margin call due in 24 hours. Congrats! You've completed the nominal training regimen! You are now qualified to start posting 50 or more times a day on WSB!

Philthster

For the epstienth time, FOREIGN COUNTRIES DON'T PAY TARIFFS ON GOODS THEY EXPORT TO THE U.S., U.S. IMPORTERS DO! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

b0men

NO JIM, I DON'T THINK I WILL. #EatGreatEvenLate https://preview.redd.it/ujdj3a08pnef1.png?width=1106&format=png&auto=webp&s=ffe14795ca140f4ade6fa16322d563a076352775

i_goon_to_tomboys___

if someone is pumping meme stocks, DON'T call him a bot call him a CLANKER. that's the official slur now that we are entering the age of humanoid robots.

NinthLifeLastChance

DON'T get distracted!  Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released. https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf   (verified court documents) https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf   (verified pre-Bondi)  Trump is on page 85 (or pdf pg. 80) Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book.  These people would be “The List“ Here is the story: link removed per sub rules. hsiKUXrlcac Here's the flight logs:   https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/ Other Epstein Information: Katie Johnson lawsuit alleging Trump & Epstein raped her at age 13:  • ⁠Court Filing: https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf  • ⁠Affidavit (Politico): https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-267d-dda3-afd8-b67d3bc00000 • ⁠Video of Katies testimony: link removed per sub rules. gnib-OORRRo Other Trump information: -Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show:  Link removed per sub rules. iFaQL_kv_QY -Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” -Trump's modeling agency and alleged ties to Epstein’s recruitment pipeline:  https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/ -Deep-dive timeline connecting the dots:  https://thepresidential.medium.com/we-have-been-gaslit-about-donald-trump-and-jeffrey-epstein-for-four-years-fbda67c20f75

Previous-Jello-7486

Sorry for your lost, my first post in here. I did 6 hours of reading this sub lastnight. Don't know what you are, a person, group of friends or a firm. DON'T CARE. Tired of the fucking RAT RACE. I'm IN. show me the way. YOLO. Need some guidance in options never place one, adding options to my account today. Show me the way skipper