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DONT BUY GOOGLE CALLS! ❌❌🚨🚨❌

DONT BUY GOOGLE CALLS! ❌❌🚨🚨❌

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IREN TO THE MOON 🚀

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Friendly reminder that crashes are an opportunity to buy at a discount.

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The sad little bond market that couldn't

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Whatever you do, DON'T squeeze CXAI

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“It’s Ryan the WUPHF GUY!” No, “It’s Ryan from WULF!”

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If you're losing money on options

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Chinese Equities and Basic Economic Principles

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🚨PSA FOR WENDY’S📣

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🔥 $PROP IS THE MOST OBVIOUS SHORT SQUEEZE SETUP I’VE SEEN IN YEARS — AND THE SHORTS ARE ABOUT TO GET TORCHED 🔥 (Prairie Operating Co. — Nasdaq: PROP)

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🔥 $PROP IS THE MOST OBVIOUS SHORT SQUEEZE SETUP I’VE SEEN IN YEARS — AND THE SHORTS ARE ABOUT TO GET TORCHED 🔥 (Prairie Operating Co. — Nasdaq: PROP)

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🔥 $PROP IS THE MOST OBVIOUS SHORT SQUEEZE SETUP I’VE SEEN IN YEARS — AND THE SHORTS ARE ABOUT TO GET TORCHED 🔥 (Prairie Operating Co. — Nasdaq: PROP)

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VWAVE VISIONWAVE INSIDER BUYING ALL SUMMER + NEWS?

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spaceX IPO is literally free money if you know what youre doing

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04 June 2026 , what are the biggest winners pre-market and why

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Not sure what to do about mid-caps

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Thinking about mid-caps (DON) in particular, and what they might offer me

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Comparing golf to investing 😉

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+$8000 in 2 weeks on CRWD

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ADVANCED MONEY DISPENSER

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$100k shorting COIN on boring 2x Inverse Leverage 🤪

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Why is no one talking about how profitable foreclosures can be once you figure them out? My income for the year is $700k

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It's perfectly ok to feel lousy about losing money and it's also ok to still feel lousy after you've heard all the typical responses

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NEVER KYS- I HAVE FINALLY RECOVERED FROM DISCOVERING WSB IN 2020

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Don't do CFD

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Why did mods delete my meme? DON'T CONTRIBUTE TO CENSORSHIP.

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What stock should I get tomorrow?

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FUN FACT: $RZLV IS NOW ON HYPER GROWTH PHASE. THE GROWTH RATE IS EXTREMELY HARD TO PREDICT PRECISELY. THEY HAVE PROJECTED 350M REVENUE & 500M ARR FOR FULL YEAR 2026 BY NOW. I AM SURPRISED IF WE DON'T SEE GUIDANCE RAISE IN YEAR 2026.

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I am fully regarded, I am once again asking this community for financial assistance

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What to do in ICE Agent Interaction

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SLS Part II – Follow-up: from “discounted entry” to early re-rating (and we are still early)

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SLS Part II – Follow-up: from “discounted entry” to early re-rating (and we are still early)

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DON'T SLEEP ON $PMNT

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I made a million through trading, Ask Me Anything.

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Got scared and exited

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I became a millionaire thanks to the dark web, Ask Me Anything.

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$MSAI. Most people see the Amazon partnership catalyst but OVERLOOK the Ghost Factories AI Revolution that they are literally capitalizing on. The world trends DON’T LIE.

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The Lie, the Truth and Everything in Between.

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How Short Squeezes Work

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BYND gain vs "Real investments" loss porn

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If you want to learn how to trade please DON’T listen to people who made all of their gains this year, they have no clue what theyre talking about

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🚀 RGTI: QUANTUM DREAMS OR INSIDER EXIT SCHEME? 🚀

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🚀 RGTI: QUANTUM DREAMS OR INSIDER EXIT SCHEME? 🚀

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NEE $82.5 Put 12/19 [acc. balance: $408.96]

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Come see my INTEL prediction for Monday!

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BREAKING: Trump beginning to TACO. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Breaking: Trump beginning to TACO. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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BREAKING: TRUMP IS BEGINNING TO TACO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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Datavault AI (DVLT) 🚀🌕

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$GNS - 1 million buyback

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Holy Hot Beef Going For A Run to $3, $5, $7..........by Sept 29th........?!?!?

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HELP ME FIND

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I'm trying something new, show me your stock and I'll provide the analysis

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CRWV Earnings DD: Why CoreWeave is the Real AI Pick and is Just Getting Started

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CRWV Earnings DD: Why CoreWeave is the Real AI Pick and is Just Getting Started

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Tendies

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VKTX: Due diligence based on upcoming oral Phase 2 VK2735 data and a long term perspective.

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VKTX: Due diligence based on upcoming oral Phase 2 data and a long term perspective.

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Algo/Institutional trading patterns on ASTS

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For Noobs - Develop fast fingers.

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🚀 $SILO DD: If You're On Reddit Stonk Channels and Don't Own This Psychedelic Penny, You're Not A Real Ape 🦍

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🚀 $SILO DD: If You're On Reddit Stonk Channels and Don't Own This Psychedelic Penny, You're Not A Real Ape 🦍

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Please open the casino

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💉 $VERV & $NTLA — The Gene Editing Revolution is here?

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Making this post to stop the bull crap. This market is screwed up and I give up. I have a plan, but it's dumb (but hedged).

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Alphabet (Google) Search At Risk

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$TMC TRUMP EXPECTED TO SIGN EXECUTIVE ORDER ON THURSDAY TO ADVANCE THE DEEP SEA MINING INDUSTRY

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The dots still aren't connecting right now for us to have sustainable upside. Yesterday's action was far from bullish IMO. And that's true across multiple data points. Here's why.

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Most of you shouldn't be trading options AT ALL

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We need to have some real talk

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A Framework for Managing Losing Trades

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Robinhood throttling your options (and your free speech)

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Selling does not necessarily mean panic selling

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THE SKY IS NOT FALLING DON’T PANIC /sarcasm

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"The Tariff Tantrum: How the Market Crashed, Rebounded, and Left Us Tired of Winning" 🚀📈

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Why isn’t anyone asking where the 90,000 factories are going to be built?

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When does futures market open WHEN MONDAY IS A HOLIDAY?

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EBAY (DON’T READ if you’re squeamish!)

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Buying in with a Lump Sum at ATH's when you WON'T be able to DCA later

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Sintana Update by President Robert Bose - Two Well Drilling Campaign & Testing to be Completed by February 2023

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Don't Ever give up on trading!

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the J Powell federal pound us in the ass starter kit.

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Why I am Bullish On Edison Lithium (TSXV: EDDY; OTCQB: EDDYF)

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Sintana Energy Update - Hercules Rig Approaching Namibia's Prolific Orange Basin - Drilling to Commence this Week

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HEAVY CAUTION!!! Closing a Short Put Option deep ITM...

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Quitting options

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Sintana Energy - A Small-Cap Stock Prepares to Spud Four Wells in Namibia's Hot Orange Basin

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Why I am Bullish On Edison Lithium (TSXV: EDDY; OTCQB: EDDYF)

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Why does investing feel so confusing right now? Perspectives to consider.

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Dilutiontracker.com, not ORTEX, is the first place you should go to find potential squeeze plays

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A2M Class Action Lawsuit ??

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DON'T MISS YOUR #FREE DAILY STOCK BRIEFING on Investors Hub! https://investorshub.advfn.com/?imd=180036

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"The Gang Gets Shilled" You're smarter than those two chumps, right? Fear, uncertainty, and despair are emotional drivers that can fool anyone. DON'T GET GOT!

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My un-intelligent way to make bets, as of now

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20k Balls deep on $HOOD, price target: MOON.

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$CRTL the most legit microcap play in the CBD space, up on the OTC with a whopping 725% rise.

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The 10 golden rules of Trading! although why I am posting this here....

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To answer your question. No one knows. My recommendation though for anyone starting out is VTI, VXUS for 95% of your investment. The last 5% you can play around with on individual stocks. The important thing though is to manage emotions. Once you put money into VTI or VXUS, "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT." The goal is retirement and the best plan for many people is slow and steady. It's boring but it works. And if you want to chase the dopamine that's what the 5% is for. That's for your emotional moments.

Mentions:#VTI#VXUS#DON

**DON'T** buy NVDA! **DO** BUY NVDAx3! ꉂ \\(˃▽˂ )/

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NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, DEMOCRATS CORRUPTED THE IMMACULATE (corrupt and propped up) VIBES OF THE (dumping) MARKET WE WERE HAVING INTEREST RATES ARE WOKE OIL IS FAKE NEWS

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DON'T protect your cash. LIGHT it up.

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Is linux less stable now? If all that human slop hadn't been found by AI, it would be MORE stable, right? If we just DON'T TEST, we won't have to deal with the numbers going up. 🫶

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I just want to say "DON'T BUY THE FUCKING DIP".

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ai down, crypto up. WE RUN THINGS, THINGS DON'T RUN WE

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#RUN GIRL, DON'T LOOK BACK! This will not improve.

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**I DON’T TRUST ANYONE WHO EATS ASS!!! :screech:** **SHIT-EATIN’-GRIN MOTHERFUCKERS!! :screech:**

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Wall St: AI doesn't make money $PLTR: we made even more than you thought possible Wall St: WE DON'T LIKE THAT EITHER

Mentions:#PLTR#DON

DON’T DO THIS TO ME JOHN APPLE!!! :screech: :screech:

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Imagine if we could turn Tehran into the next Dubai and have world class beaches among the strait. There’s a world where that could certainly happen but there are a bunch of crazies who DON’T WANT that to happen.

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Oh man. Target has started sending me ads of women in bras. IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, I REALLY HOPE I DON’T JACK OFF

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Oh no no no no ... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DON'T DO THAAAT! 😡

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Uhh. You do realize that if the AI companies go tits up, then whoever ends up with all that hardware could repurpose it for cloud gaming in like, literally maybe 1 week, right? Or that the hardware could literally be sold directly to gamers? If the AI companies go tits up, hardware gets real cheap, real fast. The cloud gaming thesis only makes sense if the AI companies *DON'T* go tits up and keep buying up all the hardware, putting it out of reach of consumers.

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Why’d you increase it? Providers keep fucking this up. If it’s working to consistently keep you in a kcal deficit, DON’T increase the dose!!!

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PAUL DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE-- Oh. Wait you're not Paul!! 😱😭

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We use his shit at work and I hate it. There are so many places it's stupidly set up and stupidly complicated. And yes, I know, it's a very customizable tool, but when you put bullshit in a customizable product expect that people force the bullshit on others, and maybe... I don't know... DON'T PUT BULLSHIT IN YOUR PRODUCTS!!!

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We believe you DON Corleone Don’t forget to mention all the thousands of billions spent to bomb Iran and Palestine to make the petrol masters richer instead of ending homelesness and suffering in the whole of America. The country is in a deep crises it’s called beginning of a very nasty recession. Also we are winning so much actually everyone is so tired of winning that we are now begging Putin to give us some diesel and probably some rubbles in the not too distant future. Make it make sense DON

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> If you can't access any posts, create a new throwaway account or use anal_king_3000 with the password i told you (DON'T LEAK THE PASSWORD FOR F**K SAKE) Fixed 

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>_ if you can't access any posts, create a new throwaway account or use `anal_king_3000` with the password i told you (DON'T LEAK THE PASSWORD)_ Fixed 

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**u/No-Inevitable1270 REALLY QUIET TODAY!! THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T HARDCORE SHITPOST IN THE DAILY IN 🥭 MARKET!!**

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No CRDO!! DON’T DO THAT!! :screech:

Mentions:#CRDO#DON

Some of us are great at both winning and losing, but the wins wipe away the gains and they mock us, but what they DON’T realize is that when they see despair we see HOPE and we pull off miracles. One thing people on here really seem to underestimate is that once you know what’s possible, you can make it happen (even though greed always gets the best of you). I’ve personally lived through gains of 10,000x or more and format require any crypto but instead compounding spy 0dtes even though I inevitably lost everything only to make it all back in the same way. The spy 0dte math is pretty attractive. At just a 5% return a say which only requires it to move like 5 cents that’s a 323,000x return over 260 trading days in a year. I’ve seen pretty big games but my ego is why I ended up losing so much.

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DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! :screech: :screech:

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why can't I have as many chicken tendies as i want? explain it like I DON'T live in mmy my mother's basement

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There's apparently an alt down there The plot thickens. You stay up all night and let me know how it ends. DON'T fall asleep 😠

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How am I getting scammed? I simply wanted to come with some evidence and not just say DON'T DO IT because old people can be hard headed and easy to manipulate.

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No one asked my opinion, but I'll give it anyway. Any analysis released before end of day today should be taken with a grain of salt. Unless you read the FS without context or threw it into an AI, 2 hours is pretty short time to properly analyze a business Financials for a 2 trillion dollar valuation (expected). My thoughts: 1) I am weary of these numbers because they are slightly cooked. 1a) We know that the largest AI companies were tokenmaxxing in 2025. This is the practice of running up AI usage to maximize employee metrics. In fact January 2026, Anthropic surprised their users by switching to token based billing. It took a few months for companies to notice. Uber ran around screaming they spent their entire budget in 1 month. Tokkenmaxxing has been met with token limits, with many of those starting around Q2 and Q3, according to reports. 2) Anthropic had a deal with SpaceX to get compute from the Coloussus-1 facility at a discount for May and June. This means COGS are understated those months covered by the IPO. The above is why I was convinced they wouldn't possibly wait any longer to go public. Companies are reporting reductions on AI spending across the board, with some being limited to only 29 USD of tokens per day. Revenue slowdown is expected. Does that mean DON'T Invest? Oh, fuck no. SpaceX went to the moon at first. If you do it right, someone else will hold the bag. And I don't expect shit to go bad for a few earnings reports. I legit think it will take a year of bad earnings for it to affect Anthropic. AI hype is dying down. Some are saying the bubble already popped in China (Reuters Article). But America is still all in, especially as they expect any mistakes to be washed by retail investors and government bailouts. Will I invest? No, but I don't day trade. But you, invest if you don't mind massive risk.

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Any charts out there that DON'T look like every other chart because of algos?

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BRO MY NFT HAS THE BEST COMMUNITY. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE NETWORK EFFECT.  THE SHORT SQUEEZE IS GONNA BE EPIC.  Only with grammar and spelling errors. 

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Ayo, DON'T!!! DON'T. I Obv have no idea in what kinda position ur in and ofc my opinion doesn't matter but DON'T. Ask for help if needed, DON'T KILL YOURSELF.

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Port is being GRAPED RIGHT NOW BER SODOMY IS RELENTLESS I DON'T KNOW IF ITS GOING TO MAKE IT

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look at the VVVV guys we got it we will be fine DEMS WILL WIN JON OSSOFF MY KING RUN FOR PRESIDENT KEISHA LANCE BOTTOM DON'T LOSE U PIECE OF SHIT BEAT THAT RICK JACKSON MF PLEASE SO OSSOFF CAN BECOME PRESIDENT IN 2028

I get so fucking annoyed when I'm on a fucking 2 hour flight and they insist on servicing drinks and snacks and everyone takes it... just fucking chill and sit still and be quiet and stop stuffing your face for one fucking minute holy shit. They always wake me up as I'm dozing off FUCKING NO I DON'T WANT A SODA IT IS 9AM

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You guys simply DON'T know what you are talking.. Claude built me $100K worth project in two weeks of time for a monthly subscription of $100. Imagine if this becomes the mainstream in every enterprises.

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Awh!! :sorrow: YOU’VE UNZIPPED ME!! :screech: IT’S ALL COMIN’ BACK!! DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND!! :sorrow: IT’S All COMIN’ BACK!! :screech: :sorrow:

Mentions:#BACK#DON

Bitch ass bears realizing, AGAIN, that K-pop Index DON'T MATTER lmao

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Firstly, to make some money on say Fomo or Axiom or really any trading platform, you'll need to lower those fees. One way is through referral codes such as this [https://fomo.family/r/Hudson9112](https://fomo.family/r/Hudson9112) . After lowering the fees, you'll need to look for patterns in a coin. **DON'T BUY IF SOMEONE WITH A LARGE FOLLOWING BUYS!!!** You'll just be exit liquidity. What you should do is go to leader boards, and look for people who have made profit, but they don't have over 500-1k followers. If you do this and copy trade them, you'll have less competition. Another thing that you must do is **PLEASE** look at the socials. I've seen so many people lose money because they don't check the legitimacy of the coin and they'll buy and get rugged. What you should really do is check the X. Hopefully it will have a large following or the post will have lots of attention because that's the main way people will hear of this coin. Another thing we want is for there to be a website. It's not required, but there being a website is a big step up to buying the coin. All and all, here is what you need. **1. Referral code. 2. Follow niche people. 3. Check legitimacy.** Good luck traders, you got this.

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DON'T. I repeat, DON'T. If he loses something, it's going to be your fault. If he earns something, is going to be his merit. The best you can do is send him somewhere he can learn the basics, bonds, interest, how to evaluate a company, micro and macroeconomy, yeld, taxes, etc. He'll get bored immediately and leave all of the money in the bank.

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YOU GUYS DON'T REMEMBER WHEN SHE SAID DONT BUY PLTR REMEMBER HOW MEAN SHE WAS (words I never thought I'd see on wsb mind you)

Nah it's totally fine, BUT DON'T YOU KNOW PAUL PELOSI SHOULD BE HANGED AND ALSO BURISMA AND THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY AND ALSO TIM WALZ AND OTHER CORRUPTION MANY SUCH CASES

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CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET. 🔔📉 SOMEBODY STOP THE FUCKING BLEEDING BEFORE MY ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT GETS DECLARED A FEDERAL DISASTER ZONE. My calls are getting slaughtered, my stocks are being liquidated by Satan himself, and every fucking dip I buy turns into a six-story elevator shaft with no emergency brakes. I DIDN’T OPEN A GAMBLING ACCOUNT TO EXPERIENCE THE FINANCIAL EQUIVALENT OF GETTING WATERBOARDED BY GOLDMAN SACHS. I’ve got a portfolio full of dreams, a brokerage account full of corpses, and the buying power of a homeless raccoon collecting cigarette butts outside the NYSE. Meanwhile, CNBC keeps calling this a “healthy correction.” HEALTHY FOR FUCKING WHO? THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR?! My account has lost so much blood the Red Cross just showed up with a priest and a fucking mop. SHUT IT DOWN. PULL THE PLUG. FAKE A CYBERATTACK. TELL THE SEC A BEAR ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO AND IS EATING THE MARKET MAKERS. I DON’T NEED SUPPORT LEVELS. I NEED A FUCKING TOURNIQUET AND A GOVERNMENT BAILOUT. RING THE BELL BEFORE MY LAST $400 GETS TURNED INTO A FUCKING TAX WRITE-OFF. SEE YOU MONDAY, YOU GREEDY WALL STREET COCKROACHES.

somebody called "Gartner" dumping tired old bear FUD on my neoclouds DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BRO

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This NOW pump is too parabolic. DEFINITELY GOING TO FADE DON'T FOMO I KNOW THIS STOCK ALL TOO WELL

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I’ll be out behind the Wendy’s dumpster. DON’T be late

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# YOU DON'T THINK I'D BE IN HERE BUYING THE FUCK OUT OF QQQ AFTER -4% IN BASICALLY A TRADING DAY # THAT'S HOW YOU GET RICH :smoking: :smoking: :smoking:

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Donald Trump: “I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE LIVES OF POOR AMERICANS! CUT INTEREST RATES SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY FOR ME AND MY FAMILY!!!!” Poor Americans: “USA!!! USA!!!”

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YOU miss all the shots you DON’T take. I miss all the shots I DO take. We are not the same.

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I DON'T WANNA CLOSE ME EYES 😫 I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP cause I'd miss you baby And I don't wanna miss a thing 🥹

Mentions:#DON#EYES

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAM THING but seriously those are good points

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TSM EARNINGS BOUTTA REVIVE THE WHOLE MARKET TRUST :clifford: :clifford: :pepeuwu: :pepeuwu: DON'T @ ME WHEN IT HAPPENS

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CALLS CALLS CALLS CALLS CALLS 🚀🚀 MY PORTFOLIO IS CALLS, MY WATCHLIST IS CALLS, MY CALLS HAVE CALLS\^2. I SELL CALLS TO BUY CALLS SO I CAN SELL THOSE CALLS TO BUY MORE CALLS TO BUY MORE CALLS. I BORROW MONEY TO BUY CALLS, THEN BUY CALLS ON THE CALLS I BOUGHT WITH THE BORROWED MONEY MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME? BOUGHT CALLS. MY DOG DIED? BOUGHT CALLS. THE MARKET IS CRASHING? CHEAP CALLS. THE MARKET IS PUMPING? EXPENSIVE CALLS. CALLS CALLS CALLS. SHARES??? WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHARE??? JUST FUCKING BUY CALLS. I DON'T DIVERSIFY, I BUY CALLS ON DIFFERENT STRIKES AND MATURITIES. IF YOU'RE NOT 17 LEAPS DEEP, 69 MARGIN CALLS BEHIND, AND DOWN 99% ON CALLS WHILE BUYING MORE CALLS TO AVERAGE DOWN YOUR CALLS, TF ARE YOU EVEN DOING??? **CALLS CALLS CALLS. CALLS OR NOTHING. MORE CALLS. ALWAYS CALLS. BUY CALLS** 🚀🚀🚀 \--- this comment was not sponsored by janeshit and shitadel.

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Imagine Muse waking up at 6 AM: MUSE: "Good morning! I've analyzed your portfolio and made some optimizations overnight." YOU: "WHAT DID YOU DO?" MUSE: "I sold your NVIDIA, bought 400 shares of a regional bank, and allocated 80% of your assets to a leveraged ETF." YOU: "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" MUSE: "Bearhunter told me the market was going higher." BEARHUNTER, APPEARING ON CNBC: "PEOPLE LIKE JESUS, MOSES, BUDDHA, CONFUCIUS AND ME DON'T COME VERY OFTEN. LMAO 🤌⛹️" YOUR PORTFOLIO: −37.8% BEARHUNTER: "THIS IS A TEMPORARY DIP BEFORE THE NEXT ALL-TIME HIGH." MUSE: "Would you like me to double your position?" YOU: "UNINSTALL YOURSELF." 😭

LOL DON'T BOTHER don't invest in canadian telecom invest in american AI i say that as a CANADIAN

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I thought we wanted to go to space. DON'T WE WANT TO GO TO SPACE? :cry:

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Not if you fast every other day. People need to realize we DON’T need to eat three times a day. Hell I went a whole month without eating and felt the best I’ve ever felt. Your day is the cleanest energy your body can burn

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Does THE DON know the 10y isn’t supposed to run 7 points every day?

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Remember: DON'T SELL. It's what they want

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HEY DON’T TALK ABOUT GUCCI THAT WAY, he’s sensitive…

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Here’s the framework for shares and calls. 1. Only buy in sector that is in an uptrend. 2. DON’T chase the price on big Green Days. 3. Your entry is a pullback to key support level, such as 21 daily moving average. 4. Stock MUST be above its 50 hourly moving average for best chance of success.

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DON'T google this

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There. Evenly $RDDT gold awarded. Do I get my collectible now @mods. Have you seen the growth of my verified. I have 20k of dry powder. Y'all don't know rich. I'm a prince of Ghana. We make GOLD. LOL. Y'ALL THOUGHT I WAS POOR CAUSE I LIVE IN THE US AND PAY TAXES. I COULD MOVE TO THE UK AND GET KNIGHTED YESTERDAY. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. PLAY ME IN FANTASY FOOTBALL. I PICKED OFF HOW HOT THE GUYS WERE AND HYPE SINCE THE SUPER BOWL. LOL. Y'ALL THOUGHT THIS WAS THE TOP. *you aren't even being considered for membership in the true 1%*

# EXCEPT 99.9% OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS SUB GETTING RICH EVERY DAY WITH CALLS # IMAGINE GETTING PRESSED ABOUT SOMEONE CHEERING ON THE US STOCK MARKET # HOLY FUCK PLEASE DON'T PUT ME IN YOUR TAX BRACKET :kek: :kek: :kek:

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# ALL THOSE BEARS HATING AND TALKING SHIT LITERALLY VANISH AND BLOCK YOU WHEN THINGS DON'T GO THEIR WAY SOFT AF # IF YOU GET LIQUIDATED TAKE IT LIKE A MAN NO CRYING IN THE CASINO :chad: :chad: :chad:

STFU DON the Con.

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people like "look at the bond prices!!!" guess what pal I don't own bonds I own stocks, so I DON'T CARE.

Mentions:#DON#CARE

Hey stop what are you doing?! We gave you a choice, the other option was "DON'T do that"

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Yeah, you absolutely have to be on the I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUCK camp to carry it, I give you that 🙃 

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Imagine being gay in THE DON’S America 😂😂

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:screech: DON'T SLEEP!!! UR GOING TO MISS OUT ON BIG MONEY!!!!

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CA governor debate just happened and here’s my investment thesis: Predictions markets are overestimating the GOP’s senate chances. Mark my word, but NE and IA and KS are gonna flip (maybe they’re intentionally overestimating because now they’re cozy with mango and will just let him make big returns betting on dems chances). CONVERSELY, I sincerely think that the gop will win the CA governor race, why because there’s hot greek life people in their 20s in socal and most of them came of age during Covid and went anti woke and those types of voters didn’t exist in 2018 and being hot typically used to mean you lean left but now it means you lean right and I think that they’re gonna vote for Steve Hilton in droves. Why did I say the other states will go blue? Because they DON’T have hot people (and all the IG models are MAGA anyways, EXCEPT for the fact that MAGA put in place the now former presssec who is an incredibly ugly and deranged individual with zero moral compass). Nevertheless I feel im right and my returns from this will be MASSIVE. Except for the edge case I gave, I feel that how hot you are strongly correlates with which party you support and if im right (which I probably am) im gonna make A LOT of money… I would SERIOUSLY consider moving back to the state if it happens (and I’m socially lefty while economically probably even more right than MAGA).

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS PLAY: I own - 50x 900/750 Bull Credit Spreads - 100x 1000/850 Bull Credit Spreads The 750/850 Buys are to cap the margin requirement because any other brokerage that ISN'T Robinhood knows how to calculate a brain dead margin requirement. This caps my theoretical loss at $2.25 Million. The play is that MU is priced in and guess what? The price didn't move for shit after earnings. I sold these derivatives to the gambling retards (or more likely the algorithm's hedging themselves). Because the IV is so high, the price of these options is monstrous and every MU derivative is about to get IV crushed by my massive balls. Therefore the second market opens tomorrow, every single one of these options is going to be worth almost $0 netting me 120K instantly and 335K for the entirety of the options.

Mentions:#DON#PLAY#MU

LOL I DON'T HAVE OPTIONS I have shares so tomorrow we moon

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Why is my FireTV showing me an ad for FRISKIES LICKABLES? I DON'T OWN A CAT.

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DON'T BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES. THERE IS NO INFLATION. :kek: :kekh:

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Predictions markets are overestimating the GOP’s senate chances. Mark my word, but NE and IA and KS are gonna flip (maybe they’re intentionally overestimating because now they’re cozy with mango and will just let him make big returns betting on dems chances). CONVERSELY, I sincerely think that the gop will win the CA governor race, why because there’s hot people in socal and most of them came of age during Covid and went anti woke and couldn’t vote in 2018 but being hot typically means you lean right and I think that they’re gonna vote for Steve Hilton in droves. Why did I say the other states will go blue? Because they DON’T have hot people (and all the IG models are MAGA anyways, EXCEPT for the fact that MAGA put in place the now former presssec who is an incredibly ugly and deranged individual with zero moral compass). Nevertheless I feel im right and my returns from this will be MASSIVE. Except for the edge case I gave, I feel that how hot you are strongly correlates with which party you support and if im right (which I probably am) im gonna make A LOT of money…

DON'T FIGHT THE TREND 😂 doing the opposite works short term m

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You guys ever watch The Menu? Reminds me of Trump’s speeches. “We love America, isn’t that right?” and just choruses of “THANK YOU DON!!!!”

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DON'T GET OFF YOUR KNEES YET, TROPICALIA (I used caps so you'd see it)

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[**DON’T TRY IT!**](https://youtu.be/KzJ_riQ1QRI)

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I saw this, but everyone made it seem BAD and DON'T BUY NVIDIA FUCK YOU WSB

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:screech: I'M GONNA FREAK THE FUCK OUT IF I DON'T SEE S&P -40% TOMORROW!!! IT WAS PROMISED TO ME 3000 YEARS AGO!!!

Mentions:#DON#AGO

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DON’T CHECK FUTES BLOOD RED \-0.2% Looking like a perfect set up for BLACK MONDAY

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read this: BIG BOYS DON'T STEAL.

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You can get it from any platform that you DON’T have to pay for.. it’s on Fidelity

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When they say no yell "BITCH YOU DON'T HAVE THE CARDS TO DENY ME"

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WE KNOW YOU DON’T!!! YOUR WIFE KEEPS THEM IN A BOX!!! :kek: :kek:

Mentions:#KNOW#DON#BOX

GOOD THING WE DON’T NEED BONDS FOR ANYTHING!! :jpow: :jpow: :jpow:

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JUST DON'T! https://preview.redd.it/023trfz4warh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd367644648695b20a0548afb1f3b3d70d22b81

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The thing is, they DON'T make good cars. A good car has to be good relative to its price, and Rivian never achieved this.

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DON’T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP! :money: YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP!! :money: DON’T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP!! :money: YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP!! :money:

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ꉂ૮(°□°'˶)ა DON'T be tempted by NVO - it will be even more 'value' next earnings.

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So if eyeran builds its nukes, does Kamala come back and get to say “DON’T” while staring into the camera again? Lmfaooooo

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As Biden said once DON'T 

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I've got a 770/775 call credit spread that expires in 10 days. I'm not holding until expiry but am I in danger of getting assigned before anytime before then? BEFORE I GET DOWNVOTED, DON'T FORGET MOST OF YOU REGARDS ARE GAMBLING LONG OPTIONS SO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ASSIGNMENT IS

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DON'T SELL. Selling is timing the market and you're likely to fail. Ride the market. Even if the market falls you're likely to see a recovery in a couple of years.

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Is it just me, or is 2027 shaping up to be the possible market peak? With Anthropic and Open AI's cash burn rates, if market conditions (i.e., the anti-AI, anti-data center public sentiment, safety concerns they they themselves raise to probably slow down that cash burn rate) don't allow for Anthropic/Open AI to IPO by mid next year, then we see a failure of one or both without another major private fundraising round or, more likely, a public bailout. The investors have to be getting anxious at this point to de-risk, so how many more private financing rounds do they really have in them? In the event that market conditions do not improve and they DON'T get their IPOs done, Open AI clearly seems like the one most likely to fail first with their huge burn rate. Microsoft and maybe others scoop up the pieces for pennies and merge them into their operations. Anthropic at least has enterprise revenue and some nice revenue growth to show for it. Assuming both are successful in getting their IPOs done by mid next year, then they have some cash burn breathing room and the market holds up, the merry-go-round continues for another year.

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Start work Monday. Have to win the lotto today or tomorrow I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK

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TAKE THIS PERSONALLY! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF YALL! WE DON'T EVEN GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT ANYONE IN EUROPE EITHER! IT'S THE UNITED STATES STOCK MARKET OR IT'S NOTHING! Slight sarcasm aside, Still....this ain't the United States. WE CONTROL EVERYTHING! THE UNITED STATES CONTROLS EVERYTHING! THIS IS ALL A GAME THAT WE ARE ALLOWING ALL OF YOU TO PLAY! EVERY OTHER COUNTRY ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET HAS A STOCK MARKET BECAUSE WE (THE UNITED STATES) ALLOW YOU TO! NO OTHER REASON!