DON

DoubleSkew

Hey, atleast if we get another market crash we'll get a music artist that manages to make a banger line outta it. Ya'll remember Down by Jay Sean & Lil Wayne (2009)? >I'm fightin' for this girl on the battlefield of love🎵 Don't it look like Baby Cupid sendin' arrows from above🎵 And honestly 🎵 **I'm down like the economy** 🎵 **SO BABY DON'T WORRY** 🎵 **YOULL BE MY ONLYYY** 🎵 You are my only 🎵 No need to worry 🎵 Even if the sky is fallin down 🎵 Baby are you down, down, down, down, down 🎵 

foggy-moonlight

Whatever you do DON'T PAY TAXES. Fuck the government, don't pay a single Euro in taxes. It would be better to burn all your money or throw the bitcoin cold wallet into a shark tank at the aquarium than pay taxes. Taxes and taxpayers are 🌈. CAYMAN ISLANDS BABY

MickeyMan_

>For example, I have a covered call on Robinhood of 100 shares of GME (GameStop) yeah I know lol. The short answer is no, the calls will not be exercised until late 2027. The long answer is : You did a buy/write and spent maybe 2.70 for a 3.00 call. That's an (almost) guaranteed return of 30/270= 11% (guaranteed, unless GME price becomes less than $3, which is unlikely). 11% in 32 months is about 4% year, roughly the risk-free (T-bills rate). You traded the risk for rate cuts in the next 3 years, for the risk of GME becoming bankrupt. It is not an uncommon trade for financial institutions. But if somebody exercises the call in, say, a month, you'll get a return of 11%/month instead of 11% in 32 months (that's 249%/year). It would be nice, but it's not going to happen. Just using Robinhood, indicates that there is a lot you DON'T really know about Gamestop. Lol.

mr-mysterium

DON’T TELL ME TO RELAX 

jlebedev

This comment is a peak example of how dumb American politics are. You can't discuss anything, it's just "MUST ATTACK PEOPLE THAT DON'T LOVE DEAR LEADER"

GhostsinGlass

# SEAGULL DON'T GIVE A FLIP Keep your eyes on the fries boys.

hooliganswoon

"ONE OF THE SERIOUS PROBLEMS IN PLANNING AGAINST AMERICAN DOCTRINE IS THAT THE AMERICANS DO NOT READ THEIR MANUALS NOR DO THEY FEEL ANY OBLIGATIONS TO FOLLOW THEIR DOCTRINE" - Russians "THE REASON THAT THE AMERICAN ARMY DOES SO WELL IN WARTIME, IS THAT WAR IS CHAOS, AND THE AMERICAN ARMY PRACTICES CHAOS ON A DAILY BASIS." - Germans “IF WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING, THE ENEMY CERTAINLY CAN'T ANTICIPATE OUR FUTURE ACTIONS!" -Americans

Blacxwidow

My 2 past weeks of trading were like the worst 2 weeks ever, losing almost $1000 now, I don't know why, but it seems my trading luck is playing with me. I don't know why, for example, like I've been holding CEP at $30 for 2 days and yesterday I'm was like hmm I want to sell CEP and go find a new one instead, then CEP went from $30 to $50. And I went in WOLF at $3.6 and I DON'T KNOW WHY I decided to sell it again and now it its $4.7. FML

Field_Sweeper

Tbh, there IS a valid reason why it should and should not be included. For reasons why it COULD be good (granted, standard practice most places do include it but here are reasons for not) It can distort economic productivity signals, it's not necessarily reflective of well-being of the country, can represent/encourage artificial growth through deficit spending which increases the number by borrowing and spending, which may inflate short-term growth without sustainable output.(ie, giving a false sense of an increase) and public spending isn’t always market-based, some spending like police, military or regulators are not driven by supply and demand, which makes their valuation highly subjective. A few reasons to include it: A comprehensive measurement of economic activity. Governments spending represents a significant portion of total demand. Reflects actual money flow, those employees get paid and spend that money, the contractors they hire etc. Allows international comparisons, and it helps measure stabilization policies, but the reasons above also contradict many of that as well. Pros of excluding it: May better reflect the private sector’s real productivity. Could provide a more market-based view of economic health. Cons of excluding it: Ignores massive parts of the economy (e.g., public healthcare in Europe, defense in the US). Undervalues mixed systems (most modern economies are hybrids of public-private collaboration). So including government spending is useful for tracking total economic activity, especially for policy and macroeconomic purposes. BUT, if you're trying to understand how productive, self-sustaining, or free-market an economy is, you may want to look at GDP excluding government spending, or even better: private sector output, GDP per capita, or productivity per worker. So he's not COMPLETLEY out of left field with this. We have to remember that we have ALWAYS done things a certain way, and we keep asking for different results, how would that be possible if we DON'T actually make any real changes? Disruption of the norm, CAN be bad, but then we will know. BUT we DEF won't get any new results (improving our country) if we just keep shit as it has been.

495N

Pump, pump it up > TRUMP ECONOMIC ADVISER MIRAN: WOULD BE SURPRISED IF TARIFFS DON'T CHANGE IN FEW WEEKS

CDulst

DON'T JINX IT 

Thatoneguy_501st

I am baffled by how many people DON‘T think about it. I am expecting this fir years. It will happen. China will try (an judging by how our government treats allies) and win. The governments of Russia and China openly proclaim their plans. Russian officials have said for a long time that Ukraine is needed for their idea of a „Russian empire“ to return. They followed through. Xi has openly proclaimed that there is only one China and that they would do it either via diplomacy or force. The chinese military is for years under order to prepare the invasion. One day on their encricling drills of the Taiwanese island the drill is gonna turn hot. And while the west is eager for chips of TSMC it doesn‘t seem like they are gonna come to help. Furthermore Taiwan is not landlocked and not easy supplicable when China makes a military blockade with its navy around it. And if the US decides to still join? It‘s WW3. Either way bad times are ahead. And the markets will be the last of our worries.

CDulst

RDDT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T PULL A HOOD AND HOLD 

jackperitas

Bought some SPY put spreads exp EOM THIS SHIT IS GOING TO SKYROCKET. #DON'T FORGET TO SAY THANK YOU

Crazy_Donkies

NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO INVEST THIS.  DON'T FUCKING ASK.   WHATS KNOWN WAS KNOWN 3 DAYS AGO.  WHATS UNKNOWN IS PRICED IN.  WHATS NOTHING IS IMPORTANT.  WHATS IMPORTANT IS NOT. Stop asking.  No one knows anything.  Trump has won.   Fuck this market. I'm buying calls from now on because my 8 years of education, 30 years of experience, and CFO and CEO history don't fucking matter.  

LcDarkCloud7

He's not wrong: Americans are ADDICTED to the cheap supply of disposable JUNK coming from China. Ask yourselves honestly if you're ok with the current paradigm of rabid consumerism. The drop-shipped junk on Amazon, the cheap trash on Temu, and the insane carbon footprint of ferrying this crap from China and delivering it to your front door. Maybe the kids DON'T need 30 dolls? Are you all hearing yourselves?

CDulst

HOOD DON'T BE FAKE DON'T BE FAKE 

Cat-a-mount

Personal opinion (due to lack of knowledge): I'm not sure if that economic indicator is something to react to yet or not. OP says yes but said that others have said no. Since I don't feel like I know, please don't look for an argument from me on either side of that position. But my two cents is that back in the day there was really only one place to run when SHTF, and that was T bills. But now there is some segment of the investing/trading population that will run to BTC and other places. And please DON'T be confused on what I am saying. I am NOT saying that the number of people fleeing to BTC is anywhere close to the number of people who flee to T bills. Especially the 10 year. But I am saying that some of the people that would flee to the 10 year are now fleeing to BTC and other "safe" havens. One reason (in my feeble mind) is that back in the day it was all investors and investment banks. In bad times they acted largely in unison. For all types of reasons. But these days there's such an unbelievably large number of traders, in addition to the investors, that the traders can move numbers all on their own. I believe a smaller percent of traders will flee the market to T bills versus investors. That's what most investors know - that's what they've been taught - that's what they've always done. A certain percent of traders is willing to look at what's in front of them and not what someone else was taught. Or maybe they're just naïve. But in any case they're not going to the same safe havens if they even go to a safe haven at all. Many will stay in the market and just try to play it out. Some will even see it as an opportunity to trade down their position. Some of them will see super big tech companies like Apple as a safe haven, or AI companies. But I think it's no longer certain like the same percent of the market will react in the same way as each other like 20 years ago or whatever. I think I'm going to look for a safe haven for a little bit of my money but it won't be T bills. It might be berk or Apple or something like that. I think I'm going to use the opportunity to trade down my average cost in some long term positions in other cases. And I think I'm going to arbitrage in other cases where my feeling is that people are pulling out of a stock in to great of numbers and lowering the price further than it should be. Were people pulling out of stocks that they held for short term gains (hopes dashed on that now) but I'm looking at them as long-term holds which for me means 1.5-2 years or longer. So to me it looks like they're on sale. I don't know if I can trade my way through a recession or not because I haven't done it before. But I can tell you that I'm going to give it a shot. T bills: be damned! as your price increases so due mortgage costs. And ironically, as your prices increase your yields decrease. Somehow making you more expensive while being worthless at the same time. I'm going super heavy into BTC during the downturn. And not just throwing all my money in at once but picking good entry points and then continually trading down. Please know that I have no idea what the hell I'm doing, just in case you were thinking this was financial advice or guidance. It's not. And if it was you'd probably be wise to open up a 2x leveraged INVERSE fund to what I am doing.

Emilio___Molestevez

futures short hedge is up bigly right now BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA BE BIG ENOUGH

jackperitas

DON'T FORGET NVGUH -7% DAY 

GhostsinGlass

# SEAGULL DON'T GIVE A FLIP. Keep your eyes on the fries boys.

redbeard3303

MILLIONS, BILLIONS, DILLIONS!!! TARIFFS! THE MEXICANS DON’T COME HERE NO MORE. yeah. No shit 🥭 man. No one wants to be here anymore.

poot-lover

DON’T YOU START SHIT TALKING DADDY JPOW 

HighwayExotic2808

BACK TO THE BITCHING ABOUT HOW JAPANESE PEOPLE DON’T WANNA BUY FORD F-150S. HOW FUCKING REGARDED ARE THEY??? 

HighwayExotic2808

🥭: “NOOOOOOOOO DON’T DRAW ATTENTION TO THE COST OF TARIFFS!” 

chipbod

>BESSENT: RETAIL IS BUYING THE DIP, THEY TRUST TRUMP EVEN IF INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS DON'T. Bulls are literally being set up as exit liquidity for the MMs and they will be in here telling you to buy

Equivalent-Stop7266

BESSENT: RETAIL IS BUYING THE DIP, THEY TRUST TRUMP EVEN IF INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS DON'T. Someone tell him how this usually ends

KarlLachsfeld

WE DON'T NEED A BOOMING TEXTILE INDUSTRY - Bessent Yeah you do if you want clothes to wear?

gnanwahs

*BESSENT: DON'T ANTICIPATE SUPPLY CHAIN SHOCKS such full of shit bruh

cutiesarustimes2

BESSENT: DON'T ANTICIPATE SUPPLY CHAIN SHOCKS Next up on 109.2 a classic Transitory J pow featuring bessy

stan_cartman

Nevermind Courtesy of AI... >"Listen up, yeah, I’m telling you straight— Money burns fast, but it don’t dictate. Made in a flash, gone in a day, It’ll come back, but you won’t, if you throw it away! Life ain’t currency, you can’t buy time, No trade, no deal, no rewind! What’s cash anyway? Just paper and lies, A system to keep us from fighting for lives! STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE TONIGHT! THE SUN STILL RISES, YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT! DON’T SELL YOUR SOUL FOR A TEMPORARY HIGH! Shut down the screen, let the pixels fade, Go where the trees don’t track your decay. Ocean or mountains, dirt or the rain, The world’s still spinning through loss and the pain! Don’t bet your heart on a number, a chart— This ain’t a game when you’re tearing apart! You’ll crawl back up from the edge of the dark, Unless you keep holding for MOASS--not smart. STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE TONIGHT! THE SUN STILL RISES, YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT! YOUR LIFE’S WORTH MORE THAN A STOCK IN FREE FALL! SCREW THE ALGORITHM—AND JPOW'S BIG BALLS! *(Outro: Distorted feedback, drums crashing like a market crash fading into one last defiant chord… silence. 🔥 "

GhostsinGlass

#SEAGULL DON'T GIVE A FLIP. Keep your eyes on the fries boys.

tbll_dllr

Everyone : vote against Trump, DON’T VOTE FOR THE CONSERVATIVES ! Canadians are not stupid. PP’s rhetoric has winded down a little but I remember 6months ago when he was on a crusade against « wokism » and spewing hateful and divisive rhetoric on identity politics. He is fear mongering like Trump, over exaggerating everything to make ppl scared and divide us even further. His campaign manager is a known MAGA sympathizer and lobbyist for Loblaws (yes who made record profits despite covid and kept increasing their prices …) Every politician sucks but in this election I’ll vote for the one who sucks less , who is an experienced economist, who’s got valuable contacts and networks in the UK and Europe to diversify our partnerships as the US is unstable, and who doesn’t create divisions with stupid identity politics when there’s more important issues to tackle.

trainwreck001

DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE. EMPTY STORE SHELVES GUARANTEED. EVEN IF A DEAL IS DONE CARGO SHIPS DON'T TURN AROUND DOCK AND OFFLOAD ON A DIME. XI AINT FUKKIN AROUND. FRUIT SALAD POKED THE BEAR THIS TIME. 

Metacog_Drivel

Ber: NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NOBODY TRUSTS AMERICA NOW AND MONEY WILL FLOW INTO EUROPE AND NORTH KOREA AND UZBEKISTAN! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING AND SIMULTANEOUSLY NOTHING HAS CHANGED. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Bul: haha, it green again.

HobbitFeet_23

Realistically, 200k is not enough to have an income stream. Anything that you will see online (stuff like high yield bonds, covered calla or high dividend stocks) will be 1) too risky, and 2) still won’t be enough in the long run. There are arguably some strategies that would could give you something like 20k a year at most. Those strategies will erode your capital through time. They won’t keep up with inflation either. I know that 200k seems like a lot of money (and it is), but it’s not the kind of money that will set you up for life. For the time being, you could park it in a High Yield Savings account or a money market fund (which would pay you around 4% a year, i.e. 8k) and DON’t SPEND the interest payments. If you do, your money will not keep up with inflation. You’re young, so maybe you don’t have clear financial goals. Do you want to study at the University? You could use it for that instead of taking debt. If you have parents that support you, you could keep about 10k as an emergency fund, and just put the rest in the stock market (VT) or in a target date fund (a fund that automatically gets less risky until you reach retirement), reinvest all dividends and not touch the money for 40 years. If you do that, you should have around 3 million by the time you retire.

trainwreck001

JD IS AT THE DOOR... DON'T ANSWER IT. ONLY BAD THINGS HAPPEN AFTER THAT. 

glitched_system1

THE REPUBL/CANS WANT TO TURN YOU STRAIGHT DON'T LET THEM 

Syab_of_Caltrops

A lesbian professor doesn't like Tesla, YA DON'T SAY!? 

Technical_Scallion_2

I’d read another post talking about how there is still a hell of a lot of money out there looking for a home. These investors desperately want to believe this is just a dip, and are afraid of missing a huge recovery like immediately after the big post-COVID drop in 2020. They (and really, all of us) crave the security of the market always going up because it means things will be OK. I mean, even if the economy completely tanks and every economic indicator is in the toilet, the stock market moves based on supply and demand ONLY. The reason the market typically falls on bad economic news is because people then choose to sell. But if people DON’T choose to sell based on bad news, because they assume it either won’t be that bad or will somehow be fixed, then the market won’t fall. I think it may be another 6-12 months before the long-term effects of current actions are fully realized, and most importantly seen as a permanent change in the US economy and US exceptionalism worldwide. Only then will investors in the US stock market conclude it’s not a dip, it’s a true bear market for many years to come, and that’s when the real sell off will start.

CageTheFox

They get paid 30k a year because they DON’T FUCKING MAKE ANYTHING. When’s the last time they made something revolutionary? I’ll wait…….

LeftyUnicorn

Awesome, however they are 30 years late. They DON'T have the KNOW HOW power that China already has. I wish and hope to be wrong, nevertheless I should start increasing education level this spark creativity, investing any amount in a place where there is no education, talent or knowledge in a specific subject the chances of failure are exponentially high. Best example: Deep Seek and OPEN Ai Deep Seek trained their chat bot with a fraction of what open ai did, and the experts are saying that DS is equal or better. Again: TAX THE RICH and invest in EDUCATION (free schools and universities)

JackosMonkeyBBLZ

Also IF U DON MIND ME ASKIN who would you rather have sex with, your mom or your dad?

they_call_me_him

Thank you for the spiel. Now did you read anything I said? How does anything you typed refute what I said. Now please look in the opposite direction. If you're lazy, you can ask ChatGPT. You're aware that all the big evaluations of Tesla DON'T take into consideration their car sales right?

redwhiteandspew

what he is doing needs to be done the money they don't pay for our help with food,education, everything we helped build a lot of these countries that have been on a free ride or not trying to grow just keep finding more reasons to leach from a country that can't seem to take cre of it own people as fast as the help the immigrants and other countries. so we see how fast they can give every American a fresh start check. after being used as genie pigs in co-vid a lot of our tax dollars being spent as if it a petty cash drawer or rainy day fund. Doing this to gain favors with other countries and the elite at all cost. more regulation after regulation and doing whatever they can to separate the people more and more in any way they can see how even convincing people to believe in the impossible to push more separation in every way shape or form including made up one's. thank God that some cheks and balances is going on right now outer country needed all of this more then anything else. most of what they have done while the Dems were in office seemed to just be spiteful ,rude, doing things they know better and then u know when there is such a disconnection between the Dems and real life and people that they do and say they things no one would say or do unless the lived in a bubble with all there other rich friends where there jokes are way off there actions fake and lies everywhere, blackmail, cover ups, they may have made alot of people stupid enough not to see it or take the effort to educate themselves before they Trump bash or hate on him or Elon it's flat hate crimes left and right they call peaceful protests i remind u that when people break in to places steal everything, set things on fire, and just destroy stuff that's there peaceful protests. People carry flags and make a few statements while being prompted to do more and had plants to help push the people into the building on Jan 6th. THIS IS ABOUT THE PEOPLE THIS SHOULD BE FOR THE PEOPLE THESE PEOPLE WORK FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TAXS OR NO TAXS PAID IF THEY WOULD STOP POURING ALL THERE ENERGY TO HATE BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO ACCEPT DEFEAT ONE MORE TERM WE WOULD BE SURELY BROKEN OR INSLAVED IN MORE AND DIFFERENT WAYS. THIS WASN GODS WILL OR INTENTION NOR WAS IT THE INTENTION OF THE PEOPLE WHO DREW OUT AND WROTE THE WAY THE GOVERNMENT WILL AND SHOULD WORK TO PREVENT THE VERY THING WE ALMOST HAD HAPPEN to us using Biden as a puppet so no one could be at falt and everyone that has committed the most agregist of crimes are old and will use the money they built up in office to fight charges in court till there to old if not allready

Minimum_Spring3904

Don’t piss on yourself like that because we all have to learn. Trust me, there were A LOT of fuck ups for myself along the way. Fear really made me miss out on a lot of opportunities but the thing is, you get up and you keep on going . Sometimes time is the only thing that’ll help you elevate. I’ve been in business for myself for the last 11 years and I’m still trying to get to that sweet spot. Idk how old you are but the best thing I can tell you is that you cannot escape time. All these social media influencers got folks thinking that you go from 0-100 real quick and anybody with REAL SUSTAINABLE SUCCESS would detest that. Anybody can strike it big from something that’s not meaningful. But to build something, that’s going to take LOTS OF TIME. LOTS OF FAILURES that turn into LOTS OF LESSONS. Idk where you are in your journey now but DON’T STOP. If I had did that, I wouldn’t be in the position that I’m in today. YOU GOT THIS ! 🙏🏾 I Believe in you!

GhostsinGlass

#SEAGULL DON'T GIVE A FLIP Keep your eyes on the fries.

abroadbroadband

THE DON: Talks are going well THE XI: What talks? 

xXVoidXx

There's evidence to both sides of the story, just as there's disinformation, but if you choose to arbitrarily invalidate the other side in your head just because it doesn't fit the narrative you grew up with, you're no better than the pinkies or 50 cents I'm sure you despise into oblivion. Not gonna bother changing your opinions as I know it'd be futile, although it does make me wonder what views for people like you might be on the subject of Israel's genocide on Palestine; do you post the same "CCP EVIL CHINA BAD DON'T BELIEVE PROPAGANDA" comments but condemning Zionist Nazis too? And before you say it, no, it's not a whataboutism sorta question, and if are that kinda bigot I genuinely do wonder how can people like you only view the world in black or white. I have shat on the CCP for more times than I can count in my life, and I certainly wish tyrants like Mao had died before he brought so much pain and suffering onto the Chinese population, and yet I will still ALWAYS look down with utmost contempt on a CIA sheep's "hurdurr China bad Chinese peasants suck CCP Tiananmen Square Tankman Xinjiang Uyghur Genocide Taiwan" rhetoric. Lots of indoctrinated Westerners have this superiority complex when it comes to Chinese Mainlanders who live inside the Great Firewall, yet I pity sheeple like you (once again, assuming you are that kinda person based on what you posted so far, but feel free to explain yourself) even more because despite living without as much of apparent information barrier, you are absolutely no more enlightened but rather more bigoted and more racist. You're just genuinely shitty people because you don't have that "growing up under heavy censorship" argument as an excuse.

scrummnums

We DON’T have the upper hand here! WTF is wrong with politicians. Get this idiot and his chucklef*ck cabinet out of there. They CLEARLY have no idea what the hell they’re doing. This is what happens when the President hires based on their ball licking abilities and not their qualifications to do the job effectively and efficiently. What hasn’t DOGE eliminated Trump yet?

WIWIWIWIIIII

'' now we're reversing it, at levels nobody has ever seen before'' TARIFFS ARE STILL SUPER ON, DON'T GET FOOLED

iThinkiStartedATrend

WE DON’T NEED CANADA! I’m working well with them.

Worried_Ad_496

- IF WE DON'T MAKE A DEAL WITH CHINA 🇨🇳, IT'S OK-Trump same source

andytobbles

Teflon DON with the TRUTH BOMB

likamuka

BESSENT: I DON'T HAVE A STAND ON WHETHER TRUMP HAS LEGAL AUTHORITY TO FIRE POWELL They should al rot in jail.

Sunny1-5

Apparently. Just like that. LET'S ALL GO BUY STUFF WE DON'T NEED.

BraveSoul699

I voted for this AND I STILL DON’T REGRET IT Ⓜ️🅰️G🅰️🇺🇸

defnotIW42

I’ll admit - I’m not smart enough to trade this market anymore. We’re gonna get a deal with China - OK, have you even talked to them - No but we are gonna get a deal. I’m not gonna fire Powell - you know you couldn’t even if you wanted to right - well I don’t want to - OK. Tell me about TSLA - misses on top and bottom line and pulls guidance , not selling any cars, been promising g robo taxis for a year still no deliveries - I DON’T CARE - I’m buying anyway it’s only trading at a PE of 250X that’s cheap!! Simply unbelievable

Successful_Pin2521

Lol that’s an air thin argument. If I did see what would you say? If I didn’t because I am only on 1 Discord server then would this prove you are the only one? Don’t be stupid, you don’t need all the buzzwords to predict TSLA earnings PEOPLE, DON’T FALL FOR THIS SHIT. HE IS TRYING TO MAKE A SALE

spellbadgrammargood

Why even bother reading financial statements? WHEN FUNDAMENTALS DON'T EVEN MATTER?!

blalah

DON'T LOSE FACE CHINAR 

sirkarmalots

sooo all those words to say Optimus is BRAND NEW! WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PRODUCE IT

trainwreck001

ELON: MY STOCK NEEDS HELP FRUIT SALAD: DON'T WORRY... I GOT YOU 

phoenixmusicman

China: 🥭: 145% TARIFFS AND IF YOU DON'T NEGOTIATE I'LL GET WORSE China: 🥭: OK FINE TARIFFS WILL BE LOWER BUT STILL YOU BETTER NEGOTIATE OR ELSE I MEAN IT THIS TIME 😡😡😡😡

Yrulooking907

I AM DECLARING... I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.... SLEEPY JOE WAS TOO WEAK, WORST EVER.... barack HUSSEIN COULDN'T, WHERE IS THAT BIRTH CERTIFICATE.... ONLY I AM SMART AND STRONG ENOUGH TO DO IT... I AM SO SMART THEY CAN'T TELL ME HOW HIGH MY IQ IS... NO ONE MAKES BETTER DEALS!!! ONLY I CAN DECLARE IT! THEY ARE ASKING ME TO DO IT. I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT MY FIRST TERM. I WAS PLAYING NICE. NO MORE! I AM DECLARING MYSELF DICKTATOR. THERE WILL BE PARADES! BRING YOUR KIDS! LOTS OF BIG BEAUTIFUL TANKS. ALSO PLEASE BE NICE TO ELMO, BUY SOME TESLERS! EVERYONE WILL BE REQUIRED TO OWN ONE. THEY WILL BE POWERED BY BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL! CHINA WILL LOSE! WINNING!

holypally0731

But fundamentally the company's value will be based on its earnings right? If we DON't look at Tesla's earnings or growth of earnings, what should we look at?

Same-Brilliant2014

HOLD YOUR CALLS DON'T SELL BULLS! MMs just scaring you, ATH soon 🐻🇺🇸🐻

Geoclasm

# YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY. # NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. Other incredulous expressions of irritation.

BarbellPadawan

Congrats. 17% in one day is huge. Key to trading psychology here (and no this isn’t a shit post), *DON’T* feel bad if TSLA rallies further. You locked in 17% profit. That’s huge. Protect your capital and set up your next trade.

ohnobobbins

I just asked the two Labradors on my feet and they said ‘pffffthhh’ and ‘onmmmggggh’ and I think we can all agree they would be better at communication than DT. Honestly I don’t even know if the economic theory underpinning his actions is sound, all I know is the man is the worst fuckin communicator on the planet. STOP TWEETING YOUR INNER WORLD, DON.

GhostsinGlass

Bulls, heh. Bears, hah. # SEAGULL DON'T GIVE A FLIP.

VirileMongoose

Amount of Interest is based on a risk assessment. If the underlying instrument, US treasuries, have a fake or unreliable assessment of risk, banks DON’T Have to peg their rates to it right?

Retaining-Wall

***DON'T DO IT*** 

nootropicMan

Peter Theil: "YOU DON'T NEED COLLEGE. WASTE OF TIME.' Meanwhile: [https://www.syracuse.com/state/2025/04/upstate-ny-farmer-shocked-by-trump-tariffs-mistakenly-thought-canada-would-pay.html](https://www.syracuse.com/state/2025/04/upstate-ny-farmer-shocked-by-trump-tariffs-mistakenly-thought-canada-would-pay.html) LMAO People actually thought tariffs are paid by the country being tariffed. LMAO

HoeImOddyNuff

You mean economy will slow if we DON’T cause mass inflation? Holy shit, Donald Trump is a goddamn idiot.

HighwayExotic2808

DON’T LET THEM CUCK YOUR BEAUTIFUL MIND 🥭! KICK OFF SOUR HOUR POSTING ABOUT HOW WE’RE NOT GOING TO NEGOTIATE WITH GYNA AND HOW YOU WANT JPOW TO STEP DOWN 

guh_mystocks

I live in a US city where manufacturing is one of the biggest industries. Those guys are constantly begging people to come screw in tiny screws - benefits are great, and they just can't find people no matter how much they offer for starting pay. PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO WORK IN A GODDAMN FACTORY

taffy_laffy

1% down is fucking peanuts. I NEED THAT -5% SPY DAY, I DON'T EVEN NEED CIRCUIT BREAKERS

gounatos

Dude don't jinx it. DON'T FUCK THIS FOR ME

taffy_laffy

all that talk about firing jpow over the weekend has to result in a circuit breaker. it's the only way to show mango he's self destructing the US. i hope market doesn't fucking repeat his april 2nd tariff mandate. he gave the date, time and location of tariffs, and market pumped till the very last second making him more emboldened. #DON'T FUCKING DO IT MM

Jmac3366

“THE BUSINESSMEN WHO CRITICIZE TARIFFS ARE BAD AT BUSINESS, BUT REALLY BAD AT POLITICS. THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND OR REALIZE THAT I AM THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT AMERICAN CAPITALISM HAS EVER HAD!” 🥭this might actually be the dumbest one yet. All caps yelling blatantly false shit

AegonTheMeh

>THE BUSINESSMEN WHO CRITICIZE TARIFFS ARE BAD AT BUSINESS, BUT REALLY BAD AT POLITICS. THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND OR REALIZE THAT I AM THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT AMERICAN CAPITALISM HAS EVER HAD! Yeah… sell everything.

saccotac

THE BUSINESSMEN WHO CRITICIZE TARIFFS ARE BAD AT BUSINESS, BUT REALLY BAD AT POLITICS. THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND OR REALIZE THAT I AM THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT AMERICAN CAPITALISM HAS EVER HAD! Easter put miracle

racks_long

King Regard THE BUSINESSMEN WHO CRITICIZE TARIFFS ARE BAD AT BUSINESS, BUT REALLY BAD AT POLITICS. THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND OR REALIZE THAT I AM THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT AMERICAN CAPITALISM HAS EVER HAD!

perceptive_AI

>THE BUSINESSMEN WHO CRITICIZE TARIFFS ARE BAD AT BUSINESS, BUT REALLY BAD AT POLITICS. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND OR REALIZE THAT I AM THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT AMERICAN CAPITALISM HAS EVER HAD! - Mango 4/20

corps-peau-rate

lol Trump getting mad on his twitter: "THE BUSINESSMEN WHO CRITICIZE TARIFFS ARE BAD AT BUSINESS, BUT REALLY BAD AT POLITICS. THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND OR REALIZE THAT I AM THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT AMERICAN CAPITALISM HAS EVER HAD!" Can't link it lol, automod

Aivoke_art

THE BUSINESSMEN WHO CRITICIZE TARIFFS ARE BAD AT BUSINESS, BUT REALLY BAD AT POLITICS. THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND OR REALIZE THAT I AM THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT AMERICAN CAPITALISM HAS EVER HAD! oof

zoinkability

And "DON'T PANIC" is not the most reassuring thing to say. Reminds me of the scene in Airplane where the pilot tells people not to panic and the result is everyone losing their shit.

GigaSpagHead

Would not be surprised if JDPON DON made an executive order to make short selling American companies illegal.

ensoniq2k

That doesn't even make sense. The whole point was that people DON'T BUY Chinese stuff but move production to the US. He really looks like a guy with a great plan...

ChairmanMeow1986

I've been almost entirely swing trading equities (or not trading) since January and the US Admin reiterating tariff instance, but pause, no really Canada and Mexico. Pause, EVERYONE, but especially Chiiina, DON'T retaliate to our aggression god dammit. Oh no you didn't China, pause with everyone but.. we got so many calls.. and 200-300% China! We Strong, they Call us, this won't complete halt trade or anything. How DARE china do this to us, halt all trade, unbelievable. I might have missed out on a bit, but I was starting to believe we might actually be here. Thought it would be months away still in all honesty. Now I'm just making my plays and hoping the US admin declares SOME sort of victory and starts walking this insanity back. Or \*jazz hands\* a global depression is on the menu, which is why I have a sizable cash/like position.

Illuminati_Actual

I’m going Nuclear, what are going to do about it! Exactly…..nothing!!! I wish nothing but despair on your calls/puts & hope my 13% loss reflects on your portfolio so you feel the pain I felt…. I DON’T CARE IF SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED TO YOU, IT SHOULD’VE HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!’nnn

fomoandyoloandnogrow

Kevin Warsh: “Mr 🥭 sir. You don’t have the cards.” 🥭: “This isn’t poker if I say he has to go he has to go” Kevin Warsh: **”YOU DON’T HAVE THE CARDS!**

Imaginationtotease

When will EVERYONE WAKE UP AND REALIZE TRUMP IS A LIAR! JUST LISTEN TO HIM, HE SOUNDS LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. HE DON'T KNOW JACK SQUAT! OH WAIT, HE KNOW TWO THINGS. HE'S A GOOD LIAR! HE'S A GOOD CON MAN! HE'd MAKE A KILLING AS A USED CAR SALESMAN!

BooBrew32

Literally the Entire Fucking World: DON'T FIRE POWELL, YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT Mango: ...but what if I were to fire Powell?

sscreric

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT PAPA POW YOU FUCK

tloffman

Najarian Bros are very good. DON'T ever quit your (his) day job to trade options. Almost everyone goes broke trading them. VERY difficult, not impossible, but not something you can count on. Actually, any form of trading is very difficult bordering on impossible.

md_youdneverguess

JDPON DON on the path to finish the US like Mugabe finished Rhodesia: By inflation in the billions

Apprehensive_Zone281

You're out of touch. Millions of people DO have to think "can I afford it" with milk and bread. And luxuries like gaming consoles are a dream item that they DON'T know the price of because it's pointless to even think about for them.

Final_Combination373

All I read was “PLEASE DON’T THINK ABOUT ABREGO GARCIA TODAY”