DON

elpresidentedeljunta

DON´T PANIC! EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!!! NICE AND ORDERLY!!!! Let me get to the door first.

Ill-Ad1603

PSA to everybody thinking MSFT is a good opportunity here. DON’T do it. This is a falling knife 🔪 don’t catch it

Heineken_500ml

DON'T DO IT. Let OP take the physical delivery of cows. It'll be fun I swear

OkAlternative7705

buy calls thATS ALL . DON'T BEE SMART I REPEAT DON'T USE YOUR BRAIN

Rough-Breadfruit-611

Pulling out all your money in anticipation of something you're not sure is going to happen is timing the market. I thought you DON'T want to do that. Time IN THE MARKET is a stronger strategy.

iShitBloodandCumShit

THATS MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU!!! *full sends the 50cal*

Rajiiin

Damn DON you gonna let him bitch you like that

OneJellyfish5980

🥭 to Matzo: NO DON'T RESPOND, THE MARKET IS OPEN IN THE MORNING AND MY PORT IS RED AS FUCK

BasicDifficulty129

The 8hr workday is ALREADY 2-3hrs. The majority of office work is people sitting around pretending to work. AI isn't going to change that, people are just going to be expected to do more for the same amount of pay. And no, people DON'T understand the technology. They understand what they're promised it will be able to do for them by the companies who are most invested in it. The only plan for profitablity for AI is to be able to entirely replace people for less than what those people cost a company. So.. the only way for AI to be profitable is to entirely destroy the working class, and you think that's somehow a good thing? You can't see anyway in which that could go wrong?

Puzzleheaded-Self530

I've noticed this. And if you look at my all time trend graph it trends straight up with a dead drop like VERY RECENTLY. Possibly insider trading? Someone that knows something WE DON'T. Obviously to some extent that's always true. Has anyone modeled this through to account for this?

confused_teabagger

You have to exercise your heart to failure get the best gains! ^^^DON'T ^^^DO ^^^THIS!!!!

CardboardTick

They want retail to hold the bag - DON’T DO IT!!

ProbablyAnFBIBot

>I'm being paid to teach a machine to do a Job that will eventually no longer require a human. Sure the costs of AI queries is becoming untenable, none of these companies are actually seeing a profit boost beyond cutting labor and assigning multiple roles to individuals to save further, but YOU DON'T KNOW HOW COOL THIS STUFF IS. Man, the indentured servants to the oligarchy actually think they are part of some revolution. Yeah, the revolution where you are useless lol 

robmafia

orcl: sells bonds to cover oci capex. oci is killing it. cloud is already their largest segment. they're aggressively jumping into the cloud space and competing with aws, azure. the market : *omg, why would anyone want to invest in their growth segment with half a trillion in backlog? are they stupid? why would they spend money to make much more money?* **orcl gets hammered since october, despite positive developments (oai raised tons, oai won lawsuit, orcl bought tik tok, oci gets tik tok as customer, oci gets govt contracts - down 40% from ath. down 15% since BEFORE the oai deal was announced. down 10% today because why not?** amzn, msft, meta, goog : ...yeah, we're raising equity for cloud capex, their biggest growth drivers, with similar backlogs (well, except meta). we like making tons of money. the market: *surprised pikachu* HOW DARE COMPANIES INVEST IN THEMSELVES TO REALIZE ~HALF A TRILLION EACH IN BACKLOGGED REVENUE? DON'T THEY REALIZE THAT MAKING TONS OF MONEY IS DUMB? it's all so tiring.

BooBrew32

Mango: If you've seen the stock market, WHICH WAS AT ALL TIME HIGHS, but now is not, it's because that rascally BIDEN found the STOCK MARKET MACHINE and pressed the SELL-OFF button. DON'T BE A PANICAN!!!! This war in Iran, WHICH I HAVE WON 15 times ALREADY, will be over soon!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!! DJT

Thin-Competition3018

Yes, here he is America, SLEEPY DON

ryzetard

orange ON IRAN: WE DO NOT NEED A DEAL WITH AN IRAN TO GET THEIR ENRICHED URANIUM yeah bullish af orange ON IRAN: I DON'T WANT TO MEET SUPREME LEADER very bullish orange : WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF CUBA super bullish actually. believe it or not, calls

circadiggmigration

***I SWEAR TO GOD I NEVER GET THE FUCKING SYNTAX RIGHT AND NOBODY WANTS TO TELL YOU BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT IN THEIR OWN!*** !banbet! SPY 760.41 3d (Yes, that means it has to ATH by market close 2m I just don't want to be bored over the weekend)

Fit-Employ3623

Me: Here's a free emoji award because I can't afford a real one 🙂 OP: you're so poor you can't afford a real response Someone: Here, have an award OP: OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE SO KIND I DON'T DESERVE THIS 😭🙏

Micheal_Hancho

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a saber tooth tiger?? >!I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU BETTER KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOUR ASS!<

oulipo

You really don't understand. The point is not that they're cheap to extract. It's that YOU DON'T PAY FOR IT. You don't pay "nature" for it. It's free. You understand? And that's the fundamental limit. As long as it's "free" for the companies to pillage the natural environment they are going to do it Try to read on economics first perhaps

hayleybts

Already down -30k this week, SPY DON'T DO THIS TO ME

imustbegthequestion

Zeus. Strike BCH. THE SWISS APPARENTLY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND AUDI SAID NO.

imustbegthequestion

I just want to meet Chance the Rapper. He saved #ChaTOWN THE NEW ATLANTA. OUR BISHOP CAME FROM YOU. CALL BALTIMORE IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M CHEF FOR THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR.

imustbegthequestion

RDDT is a gift from the GODS. 1 Tn USD held agsinst Asantehene Gold (Au) held in Brussels, London, FORT FUCKING KNOX. YOU DON'T TRY THE AIR FORCE, Addis Abbaba, Dakar, Cape Town, Mumbai, ABU DHABI, Sochi, Munich, Toledo, Rio de Janiero TUDO BEM, and more to come. Don't try me, I don't play. u/imustbegthequestion

ten7four

Need to trick the algos into saving my calls Uh uhh PEACE TALKS GOING WELL NEXT TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY THEIR NAVY IS DESTROYED I DON'T CARE ABOUT MIDTERMS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

No-Assistant-1519

Guys I’m from the future. Whatever you do: DON’T buy $SPCE calls after June 1, 2026 at 10:30AM. You’re gonna lose A LOT of money if you do. Btw I’m so gay, I can’t even think straight.

Muntberg

I guess you forgot how the narrative two months ago was "DON'T INVEST IN THE MARKET EVERYTHING'S GONNA CRASH AI HAS NO VALUE" and I made a literal killing going against that (which I would be downvoted profusely here for saying I would do). I somehow don't think that reversed just because the market actually went up for a bit.

Snow_Shaman

Open a college investment fund for you child. Put in an amount you think is "large" and add in contributions once or twice a year. Paying for College sucks, I was very thankful that my folks were smart enough to do this for me. DON'T touch it, Ever, Its a tree that you plant so that your kid can one day rest in the shade.

yoursupportivedad

HPE bois, DELL did this on its run, just hold......DON'T PANIC!!!!

DrVonSpreckle

Youre seeing the problem clean now. A hedge that is too small to matter can still be big enough to distract you. Thats the trap. It gives the portfolio a story without giving the portfolio much defense. At your age I would rather get the big pieces right first & make every small sleeve prove why it belongs. The win here isnt DON or SCHY. The win is you caught the habit before it became a portfolio full of little excuses.

IransFissileMaterial

ON TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF FAST MONEY... *Fast Money theme plays* "Where... where am I?" *camera pans across endless fluorescent-lit trading floor* "Hello? Is anybody here?" *A phone rings somewhere in the distance.* "Help! HELP! What is this place?!" *A CRT monitor crackles to life.* BUY. BUY. BUY. "NO! NO, I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANYTHING!" (a first for Cramer) *Fast Money theme somehow gets louder.* https://preview.redd.it/mn5e9cvl9o4h1.png?width=1448&format=png&auto=webp&s=eed8412c76491c3def82349be3a4eaf7569bfb91

Saltysunbro

This is the MSFT going ATH and beyond like GOOG did last year. DON'T MISS OUT.

fisho0o

DON was to help provide some hedge against inflation over the long term and SCHY some protection against a domestic downturn. Maybe if I had thought about it more I would have realized that my small holdings don't really move any needles in any direction and at my age they weren't really logical positions. "Make every new sleeve earn its chair before it gets money." = probably the best investment advice I've heard.

Fun-Marionberry-4008

Brother. We aren't talking about you. We are talking about someone who ISN'T YOU. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS. WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU. DO THE CAPITAL LETTERS HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT VALUES AND YOUR OPINION ISN'T OBJECTIVE TRUTH?

fisho0o

Thank you u/DrVonSpreckle, your repy is *really* helpful for me and I like the box analogy and you pointing out an allocation itch. I need to think deeper about whether or not that's not what I'm doing - checking a box and scratching an itch - with DON. And I can say right now that DON doesn't pass the test. If it were to underperform SCHD and VOO for years I would question why I'm owning it. And not just DON, but I also hold a 5% position in SCHY with plans to build that up as well, but the thought of bringing it to 30% (the Fidelity recommendation) is really difficult for me to accept. And it also fails the future performance test. Thanks again!

fisho0o

I agree. I think DON could meet my goals and needs, but I don't know that I'm willing to commit to the level I might need for that to happen.

Icy_Jelly_315

AXIOS "It's more specifics about how the U.S. gets the material and the timing," a senior administration official said, referring to the enriched uranium. The second source said 🌮 also wants to amend some of the wording around the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz. The U.S. official said 🌮 was told it would take around three days before the Iranians get back with a response. "They're literally in caves and they're not using email," the senior administration official said. What they're saying: "There will be a deal. The imminence of it, we'll see. We're willing to wait so the 🌮 gets what he asks for. It could be a week. It could be less. It could be more. At the turn of the week, we hope to have something," the senior administration official said. TLDR EVERYTHING IS AGREED EXCEPT THE ONLY TWO ACTUAL ISSUES DON'T EXPECT PROGRESS FOR A WEEK WHILE OIL RESERVES DWINDLE TICK TOCK

DrVonSpreckle

So youre asking the right question. Not whether DON is bad. Whether it solves a real problem SCHD plus VOO doesnt already handle cleanly enough. Mid caps can add a different slice of the market. The question is whether that slice gives you enough extra behavior to justify drag, volatility, tax friction & complexity. In retirement that matters more because youre not just chasing total return. Youre protecting sequence risk, income comfort & the ability to sell without hating the price. If DON already feels like a compromise before you buy it, respect that. A 7% to 10% position isnt huge but small positions still have to earn their chair. Diversification isnt automatically better just because another box got checked. The cleaner test is this. if the position underperforms SCHD plus VOO for years, would you still understand why you own it. If the answer is no then you probably dont have a portfolio need. You have an allocation itch. For a retiree who already likes steady & boring, SCHD plus VOO may be the simpler answer unless you can explain exactly what mid caps are supposed to do for the account that the current mix is missing.

Consistent_Talk677

God when will you retards learn. For a successful ride on a pump and dump, you have to be EARLY. Like buying SPCE at $3.50. And then you watch those candles DON’t BLINK and the first big red one YOU SELL IT ALL AND DONT LOOK BACK. you dumb fucks buying in Monday are the exit liquidity for the smart folks who got in last week and you’re setting yourself up for heavy bags of worthless garbage you’ll hang onto for the next 5 years until you finally decide to sell it at a 50% loss. It’s too late to get in that spce shit the risk is too high, if you’re buying in with volume you’re setting yourself up to get rekt

steady_compounder

If SCHD already fills the steady, boring income role you want, I would not add DON unless you have a clear reason beyond wanting every box ticked. A 7 to 10 percent mid-cap sleeve is perfectly fine if it helps diversification, but it is not mandatory, especially in retirement when simplicity, tax efficiency, and knowing what each holding is doing matter more. I’d think of mid-caps as an optional small sleeve, not something that has to justify itself by beating SCHD or VOO on its own.

Thiezing

Needs more DON'T CARE ABOUT AFFORDABILITY, MIDTERMS OR EBOLA.

delicious_oppai

oh my apologies. DON'T CANCEL ME!!!!!

ALQU1MISTA

Friendly reminder: YOU'RE A DATA CENTER TOO, SO DON'T FORGET DRINKING WATER

Babyfat101

You bought something that’s up 83% in the last 30 days? Over 400% this past year? BLOCKED, CUZ I DON’T EVER WANT TO READ YOUR ADVICE/THOUGHTS/COMMENTS.

WenMunSun

>The big 3 telecoms in the US just formed a joint venture specifically to enable companies like ASTS to provide direct-to-cell so they DON'T need to use Starlink. You say that as if the telecoms are trying to avoid Starlink? Care to explain why that would be? Hypothetically, if Starlink can provide better performance at a lower cost... why would US telecoms choose ASTS over Starlink? AFAIK, Starlink in partnership with T-Mobile is currently offering service in the USA, and many other countries across 17+ other partnerships. I understand ASTS has tentative agreements with a number of providers themselves, but is the service actually live? >Lastly, the ASTS stats are the largest ever phased arrays in LEO, they are much stronger than any individual starlink sat, so its apples to oranges. In fact, Starlink is creating brand new V3 sats because their existing sats can NOT be used for direct to cell. Starlink's site says they currently have 650 direct-to-cell sats in orbit. [https://starlink.com/business/mobile](https://starlink.com/business/mobile) V2 sats will have 20x throughput compared to a first-generation satellite. TBH i don't know enough about ASTS, but if you do, could you share what is their advantage over SpaceX? How will they be cost competitive or able to scale compared to SpaceX? Just seems like an uphill battle given 1) they rely on SpaceX for launch (so spaceX has a cost advantage there), and 2) SpaceX IPOing at $2T+ gives them so much more capital to scale. Plus SpaceX benefits from massive economies of scale by leveraging commonality of parts from the terrestrial Starlink internet satellite production which they're launching thousands of every year. So SpaceX should have a cost advantage there as well.

godstriker8

The big 3 telecoms in the US just formed a joint venture specifically to enable companies like ASTS to provide direct-to-cell so they DON'T need to use Starlink. ASTS also has their own spectrum in addition to the spectrum they license through their telecoms partners. Lastly, the ASTS stats are the largest ever phased arrays in LEO, they are much stronger than any individual starlink sat, so its apples to oranges. In fact, Starlink is creating brand new V3 sats because their existing sats can NOT be used for direct to cell.

prana_fish

Even though you see these US/Iran "love taps" going on despite earlier reports of a peace deal, keep in mind you DON'T see either Chief Orange Retard or Iran tweet about the skirmishes. They're both probably gonna chalk it up to some rogue factions. Ole Donnie ain't cut out for these streets and wants this shit to end.

BooBrew32

Mango: Gotta manipulate the market so I don't look incompetent. Also Mango: DUHHHH POINTLESS STRIKES DON'T MIND IF I DO

NotMe357

Bull: Open the market!! Bear: Oh please DON'T!

tristis_veritas

Sorry, I mean car unions DON'T like trains. You saw them allying with Trump on stupid shit like tariffs. They're extremely selfish don't think about the rest of us. Many make FAR more than white collar workers that can't unionize. Making $150k to $180k a year with gold-plated Cadillac benefit plans. If they really cared about all workers they would fight for true single payer healthcare.

tristis_veritas

Sorry, I mean car unions DON'T like trains. You saw them cheering Trump on stupid shit like tariffs. They don't think about the rest of us.

potato111a

Me holding NVDA calls: PLEASE, JUST BREAK EVEN. 🐒 DON'T EVEN WANT PROFIT ANYMORE LMAO 🤌

Paul_Robert_

Advice for my past self: DON'T FUCKIN' SELL COVERED CALLS, YOU DINGUS.

2muchnet42day

The IRANIANS are BEGGING for a DEAL! They said, SIR, PLEASE GO THROUGH OUR STRAIT, and I said WE DON'T WANT to go through THE STRAIT, we want it RENAMED to STRAIGHT OF AMERICA. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Global-Layer6530

BOY DON'T I KNOW IT. I'm in the US and make blood tests that ship globally. Our demand planning has been revised down twice due to the fact you guys are about to lose free blood tests/lab work. Our company in the US is now discussing layoffs as well as selling the business line because without your government paying whatever we ask, it's not profitable for. Us.

WallStreetThreats_

Alright, I just need to find another SNDK. SUPER EASY I'M NOT UPSET, PLEASE DON'T PRINT THAT I'M UPSET

The-man-Babe

I have 1.5k to put somewhere, what is a good play for the next week. I DON’T DO OPTIONS

Commercial-Archer248

Limit orders and trailing stops are your friends. Don't try to time everything to perfection. Don't be greedy. Settle for modest gains. But the best advice I can give about day trading is... DON'T. Most day traders lose money when trying to make perfect trades.

RphAnonymous

You don't seem to understand that that simply uttering the phrase "being a downer" illustrates exactly WHY you shouldn't be investing the way you are. What does celebrating have to do with anything? Investing is NOT emotional. It's systematic assessment. I'm fundamentally not being a downer, because my time horizon is such that NVDA could drop to ZERO tomorrow and I don't give two shits, despite being invested in them through indexes - because the nature of indexes is that it simply gets replaced and recovers. NVDA could shoot to $1 TRILLION dollars a share and couldn't care less except to cash out immediately because that obviously overweighted, but other than that it's just basic investing practices. When the stock market goes up 20%, I DON'T BUY - I rebalance my ETF/bond ratios and siphon those ETF earnings into safer vehicles, and when it tanks I do the opposite, and buy ETFs on sale. It is AMAZINGLY consistent - but it's not flashy at all...

RphAnonymous

How many analysts said it wasn't a good buy? Do you let others do your analysis for you? Do you think these people have YOUR best interest in mind? Do you KNOW any of these analysts - actually follow their career? Or are you just bandwagoning onto THEIR bandwagoning? I'm not saying they're wrong. I DON'T KNOW if they are right. I also know THEY DON'T KNOW if they are right. That is the nature of gambling. Also: Oh, no! I just checked and the report landed after hours and it's down -1.32% at this time!? What does that mean? Nothing. Actually fuck all. They made money, just NOT ENOUGH to impress. There is only one thing we KNOW about markets in the short term: They will fluctuate.

likamuka

BEZOS: EVEN IF THIS IS BUBBLE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BECAUSE IT'S DRIVING INVESTMENT Botox melted his rotten brain

manwiththemach

I would also keep in mind a "not put all your eggs in one basket" approach and invest at least HALF of the invest money you make in "relatively" low risk ETFs like VOO. You might be a trading genius, or just lucky. With a couple hundred thousand in VOO at an early enough age (AND DON'T TOUCH IT), you are going to be thanking yourself later on when you do, eventually, make a catastrophic mistake.

Put_Er_There_Sport

Not an online guide in sight either, had to ask your mom or dad to get you the hand held guide if you wanted to find out stuff like that in older games. Kinda miss that alot compared to looking online seeing "NOW YOU CAN TARDMAX YOUR WAY THROUGH BUT WATCH ALL THE CONTENT YOU DON'T WANT FIRST!" videos all over place.

powerboner

My fav part of weeklies is when they all expired worthless Friday but now those stocks are at my OG strike price!!! Love this for me!!! This week will be different and I DON’T have a problem!

TheNakedEdge

RH also gives you 2% or 3% free bonus on any IRA you move into it. I did this a coupel years ago and made a bundle. Schwab even called me and said "hey, if you DON'T send over that \~$230,000, we will straight uo pay your $4k to keep it at schwab"

music_is_gud

DO not, and DON'T do

Unemployable1593

DO not, and DON’T.

malakim_angel

Having once invested for my bro, I know: DON'T DO IT. The stress of losing other people's money is worse than the stress of being regarded with my own.

Gene_Trash

Twelve or thirteen years ago, I heard a news story about  this weird new digital currency were using to buy drugs online. It was like a hundred bucks for one, and they had started that year at ten or eleven. I said to myself "Oh, it's just some internet fad, it'll spike a bit now that regular people are talking about it, and by next year it'll be worthless again."  And now one Bitcoin is $80,000. All you can do is keep it pushing. You made the decision you were going to make with the information you had at the time. Short of your future self stepping through a portal and telling you "DON'T SELL THEM YET, HOLD ON A FEW MORE YEARS" there's probably nothing someone could have told you to convince you it was a bad idea back then, so why regret it now?

Paul_Robert_

DON'T WARSH THE CHAIR! You'll remove the seasoning!

JameEmmanuel

The answer is pretty simple, the US government keep printing money like those memes showed... they all ended up into circulation and pushing price of everything up. Which means a dollar tomorrow can buy less than a dollar today (aka inflation)... That said: The only thing normal people can combat that is through investing (not gambling). If you look back in the past century you will see US stock market averages 7% return every year (note that includes Great Depression and 2008 and so on). Which means the economy on a whole is very productive and keep creating value. That's why index investing is the best and easiest way for retirement. You just buy a fixed amount regardless of market conditions and DON'T PANIC SELL when market is down. Market will recover, it always will and no one knows when. Just keep invested

fewthingsarerelated

Cmon can we please get some completely irrational market news to pump this shit for no good reason? It happens every other time I DON'T have SPY calls.

deertracker2022

MU army: DON'T at 750 DO at 650 Tyfyattm

SDirickson

>since I don’t want to get my shares called away ***DON'T SELL CALLS AGAINST SHARES YOU WANT TO HOLD LONG TERM.*** Especially for something that's up more than 200% over the last year. In this case, I'd wait. There's a decent chance that it will drop enough tomorrow to avoid the assignment. If you do get assigned, there's a decent chance you'll be able to buy it back later. Then apply the lesson you've learned. Which, if you missed it, is in bold-italic all caps above.😉

hwork-22

That was clearly an attempt to get you to sell your calls. DON'T DO IT

mardonic

You can succeed with luck, skill or timing. Never confuse one with the other. If you have that much immediately diversify into at least 8 sectors equal weight, and go with an 80-20% bond split as well, given your age. The worst thing in the world is losing a block of money because of a lack of market discipline. Our system is way over. due for a "black swan." You DON'T see the black swan coming!

bullhunter469

Things that DON'T matter: Bears Bitch ass bears Bears' portfolio

No_Turn5018

TLDR. I JUST DON'T CARE.  Either it's a good strategy if it's not and I'm just not going to have any other conversation.

ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

The fact that this person is *here* with this makes me feel like it’s a weird pump for people that **DON’T** know they are too dumb to make money this way.

deerhuntingdude

DON'T DO IT lol. I lost 5 figures in like a month on tqqq during 2022

Reasonable-Pudding43

More notes on setting and forgetting...the primary draw to leaps: I ONLY WOULD DO SUCH WITH CHARLES SCHWAB. THEY HAVE A DEDICATED TEAM WHEN SOLD CALLS AND/OR PUTS ARE EXERCISED. I CAN SET ALERTS FOR WHEN THE UPPER CALL IS IN THE MONEY. I GOT ALERTS FOR EXPIRING OPTIONS. HAD TO SET THIS UP FOR SMS. I'm not afraid of someone exercising something..cause I saw a video where this guy explains that you want someone to exercise your sold call with a vertical call spread. He said that you got the premium and sold out at the top. I didn't really understand it much but he seemed trustworthy. !!!I've never actually experienced an exercised short position on Charles Schwab, but I understand they make sure it's done really well. I refuse to trade on Robinhood. I primarily trade on the web interface of Charles Schwab.!!! !!!Setting and forgetting is the best reason for leap spreads and compelling! I just have way too much time on my hands. But now that I answered this, I MAY JUST SET & FORGET!!! From my more advanced trading friend, he said that he prefers credit spreads because if you're making money and you don't close the position (you forget) before the end, that credits are handled nicely because they don't have anything to exercise when it goes the way you expected. They say (my trading friends) that they prefer credit spreads. To me... I'm skeptical. They seem too risky...but I DON'T KNOW.

TheBigChonka

But can you not see this is what people mean..? I literally DON'T CARE. If you're happy with your investment stick with it, I DO NOT CARE what you are invested in I am happy with my own path I have chosen. Stop preaching your stock picks like it's gospel. Get a fucking personality and talk about something else in life

DisjointedHuntsville

Anyone telling you to buy something that 7x-ed in a few months does not have your best interests at heart. The first rule in the markets is : **DON'T GET WIPED OUT**. There will always be pullbacks, corrections and buying opportunities. Its then down to your risk profile and investment horizon if you want to risk a 50%-80% wipeout scenario in exchange for a chance at a 30%-100% potential gain. Stay safe out there . . there's a LOT of FOMO.

potato111a

MSFT IS DIGGING FOR OIL TO POWER Ai OR WHAT?? THIS POS DON'T EVER GO UP, MANG. LMAO 🤌

flown_south

Aside from bitching in the ASTS daily yesterday, that is patently untrue. I already made 2 calls TODAY and even stuck a RemindMe on one. What I DON'T do is brag about short term past performance to convince people that I know something they don't. In the first screenshot you posted, you admitted that the two calls you're so proud of today were completely random and now you're flexing?

Heyumpp

We DON'T want them to capitulate. That's the top signal.

Neither-Deal7481

"I WILL BOMB EVERY SINGLE IRANIAN BABY COMING OUT OF A WOMB. NO MORE MR NICE DOCTOR" market -0.5% "JK LOL WE HAVE A FRAMEWORK OF A DEAL WITH THE GREAT IRANIAN CIVILIZATION. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" +4% "THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA IS ASKING HOW WE ARE GOING TO END THE "WAR". IT'S HALF A FREEDOM PROJECT, HALF AN EPIC FURY OPERATION. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. IT'S ALL IN THE WEBSITE".

Spy300

>TRUMP: ASSUMING IRAN AGREES TO GIVE WHAT HAS BEEN AGREED TO, WHICH IS, PERHAPS, A BIG ASSUMPTION, THE ALREADY LEGENDARY EPIC FURY WILL BE AT AN END, AND THE HIGHLY EFFECTIVE BLOCKADE WILL ALLOW THE HORMUZ STRAIT TO BE OPEN TO ALL, INCLUDING IRAN. IF THEY DON’T AGREE, THE BOMBING STARTS, AND IT WILL BE, SADLY, AT A MUCH HIGHER LEVEL AND INTENSITY THAN IT WAS BEFORE Need his fed chair pick secured. Then war resumes.

booose6

🥭: ASSUMING IRAN AGREES TO GIVE WHAT HAS BEEN AGREED TO, WHICH IS, PERHAPS, A BIG ASSUMPTION, THE ALREADY LEGENDARY EPIC FURY WILL BE AT AN END, AND THE HIGHLY EFFECTIVE BLOCKADE WILL ALLOW THE HORMUZ STRAIT TO BE OPEN TO ALL, INCLUDING IRAN. IF THEY DON’T AGREE, THE BOMBING STARTS, AND IT WILL BE, SADLY, AT A MUCH HIGHER LEVEL AND INTENSITY THAN IT WAS BEFORE. I am so fucking tired of this bullshit man

ChewbaccaIsBear

As Biden said: DON'T 

hotCupADank

best honest advice is DON'T. You're likely to lose. Paper trade if you'd like first. Options buying is a ruthless game where you are more likely than not going to get proper fucked m8. Look for good companies you want to own long term that are beaten down and buy those, or better yet, dump it all into a broad market index and wait 30 years and keep buying through the ups and downs on a regular basis as you slave away at your job for the rest of your life. or just gamble on 0dte spy calls and pray for the best. good luck retard

Spy300

>TRUMP: IRANIANS WANT TO PROTEST, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANY GUNS I will now start an Iranian revolution and send WTI to 150, maybe 200

dontslambro

GREER SAID TRUMP MIGHT MONITOR COMPANIES THAT DON'T APPLY FOR TARIFF REFUNDS, LEADING TO DIFFERENT RESPONSES FROM BUSINESSES. Mobster mentality. Thats why he thought those numbers were a mob term.

YTLupo

GAMESTOP BUYING EBAY IS AN LBO AND IF THEY DON'T CAUSE IMMENSE GROWTH IT WILL CAUSE THE GRAPH TO GO BACK TO PRECOVID. No bullshit its true, If they do an offering with terms of funds being used for outside of business purposes it will be the first step toward doing so.

apurimac777

For the last goddamn motherfucking time I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NANCY'S TRADES ANYMORE WHERE THE BARRON / DON JR TRACKER AT MUTHAFUCKAZ!?!

2020isgreat

\*ECB OFFICIALS SEE JUNE HIKE IF ENERGY PRICES DON’T EASE FIRST lmao

Dry_Bar_4965

DON'T TELL ME WE'RE GOING BACK TO ALL TIME HIGHS. I FUCKING bought PUTS at the bottom.

BepisHasAutism

How else will they afford the megayachts? WHO WILL CARRY THE MAGNUM BOTTLES OF DON PERRI? AND THE FLIGHT LOGS?

Emilio___Molestevez

Jamie Dimon in a dark room under Wall St conducting the money like a live sports TV producer "OK $MSFT you're up. aaand cut $MSFT give me $QCOM instead. alright that's enough $QCOM show me $GOOG DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE $META STAY ON THE FLOOR"