DON

Reply_Stunning

Monday morning: "THEY DID !! BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT YET !!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" "NOT ONLY THEY ARE OPENING THE STRAIT, BUT THEY SURRENDERED UNCONDITIONALLY. DETAILS ARE BEING FINALISED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THESE MATTERS"

Weak_Emu3659

Bears: "Any chance a nuke still drops? And I mean I'm just asking because I DON'T want it to happen."

ShittyUsernane1222

this is not an Bull market. this is an JDPON DON market. everytime 🥭 destroys americas strategic infrastructure and power base, the market pumps.

Chemical-Coconut-203

"I've had the bridel listed as a TRIPLE SELL! TODAY, I'm upgrading her to a "DON'T BUY!"

Paul_Robert_

Brooo, LUNR is $27. Can anyone with a time machine go back and slap my past self in the face, while shouting "DON'T SELL COVERED CALLS, YOU DINGUS!"?

Critical_Virus_9341

The cracks are starting to show DON'T BE LEFT BAGHOLDING

powerboner

yeah DON’T…listen to this guy. Start. Now 😍

iom2222

in 40 years what happened the last time the president insulted all Catholics and threatened the pope ? And the last time the president threatened to invade a sovereign European land member of NATO ? Kidnapped the president of another country?? That seems like a lot of nonos that could destroy the American brand ? What happened the last time a US president insulted america’s clients? I honestly think that you are as clueless like as the rest of us. But the thing is that I will never buy an American product or good again if I have another alternative. I won’t replace everything overnight but I intend to continue for the foreseeable future. And this is the feeling I perceive in Europe,Canada and Asia. What happened the last time you saw that in 40 years?? How do you get your international clients to believe in your word ever again?? You DON’T.

Ok_Cry7572

I DON'T want a digital ID. I DON'T want a social credit score. I DON'T want an electric car. I DON'T want a 'great reset'. I DON'T want to eat bugs. I DON'T want to be locked down. I DON'T want to rent my home.

SnooWalruses5906

The Magic 8 Ball says "DON'T COUNT ON IT"

mneymaker

**HEYO HEDGEFUND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN** IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE **$CAR vol 2. SQUEEZE** START COVERING $HIMS IMMEDIATELY. MAY EARNINGS COMING SOON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Initial_Ad_9250

https://preview.redd.it/ljrrwutcsdvg1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af8852e6a854b7edac11b072f5bd1963ae40fd91 IF YOU DON'T STOP THESE WILL BE OUR CHILDREN STOCK M00RKIT

Abs_of_steel

Alright, give him the stick. DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

Advanced_Divide_4641

I only yearn to be rich enough to never have to unpack anything again. I hate packaging so much. YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

crimeo

If you think the market is going down, cash is the alternate. I don't understand how this confuses so many people... all stocks down is by definition cash up. If you DON'T think the market is going down, then cool, why did you **need** an alternate buying opportunity then in your mind? Saying you wished for an alternate inherently implies you think it's going to crash, which means you should have a bunch of cash.

Happy-Champion1661

# 9 green days in a row QQQ and still green AH. LMAOOOOO BERS R FUUUUUUKKKKKK, THEY DON'T EXIST ANYMORE

MilesDelta

TLDR for everyone Lifting this reply for visibility I wrote: " Note we are all just Monke's, life is short, call your mother, or your family, stuff is getting wierd, tell your freinds they matter, go on that trip you've been wanting to, call that girl, apologize for that thing you should have a while ago. I want you to understand, I appreciate you all for giving a 29 year old guy with 8 disabilites a voice, most people just see a guy with a cane, and severe autsim, they don't listen, they are rude to me, this is what it is like for many people world wide. This has been one of the first times, I feel seen in my life, So to everyone on this chain, thank you for helping a broken man heal, I lived on 25K for two years up until March, I am climbing out, but when I say dominos or wendy's rocks, it was because it was all I could afford, I worked construction cleanup, I scrapped, I felt the pain of not having anything to eat and going to bed hungry. I don't think any of you will appreciate how much the opportunity to do something like this means to a guy like me, WSB mods I love you, WSB community I love you. I am just a sh\*tposter, and this is part of my healing. On a serious note, if you are struggling, it will get better, I was an Idiot, and did not ask for help, I sufferd, you don't have to, ask for help, you are not alone, I care, other people care, If you are struggling, message someone, Message me if you feel like you have no one, to those people who need to hear it, you matter. Anyways, back to shitposting. Gonna engage seriously bc you bring up good points Issue with darkpools is you don't see the whole trade, you see parts of an options trade, but the block could be a hedge or a larger position. TLDR, you can't tell if they are buying spreads, condors, or hedging an equity position etc. Darkpools are useless because you do not know why people are buying or selling. You are not god. Nah, I got cheap puts, I did not want to deal with long dated theta decay, so I bought deep OTM, and I am looking for changes in higher order greeks like GAMMA and vega that move a lot with very large sudden price movements. I am buying insurance, it is cheap, does not matter if I lose it, and I can keep buying it till it strikes like a hand of poker. This is ratio betting. Disagree, America is a flash in the pan that pushed the british stirling aside in the 50's, there have been dominant powers before, and there will be dominat powers after. Iran is the oldest culture in the world full stop, so have no idea what you are talking about there bud. As for AI, I disagree, I build ML for a living, and I built something that is 20% ahead of Opus 4.6, and has an OHMocr Benchmark of 99% versus Google's 84%, I did this with a brain injury because I was poor, I had no options, and my cat has to eat, and so do I. Respectfully you don't know what the hell you are talking about when it comes to AI, like most people: TLDR on AI: LLMS are a word soup that guess what you want, they are not smart, the human brain is the most efficent learning computer that exists, with very little in terms of energy, and food, it can learn and become quite smart or quite regarded. LLMS on the other hand took trillions, guzzle so much power, and then, are still stupider than people, they halluciante all the time. This is because they only understand 40% of what you say, the rest is swhaili. You use AI as a blanket term, stop, AI econompasses many things, LLMS, ML, NLP, computer visions, so which of these do you mean? My assesment of AI as a whole is this: It is great at production work, so if you do not think and are the brain trust of the person who just threw a bunch of words they did not understand at me, yeah you are cooked. BUT: Humans who think, and do valuable jobs and are creative are fine. Think why are these AI companies selling a narriative so hard, THEY ARE BAG HOLDERS OF BILLIONS IN CAPEX, there models are flawed, they encourage you to keep using them, ANTROPIC IS THROTLING and raising prices. Altman and OPEN AI are cooked btw, like DIDDY cooked. If you are gonna use a model and not here bc ai is bad bad not good, Use Antrhopic, use a privacy browers, VPN, and do not. DO NOT PUT ANY INFORMATION IN IT THAT YOU WOULD NOT TEL ANYONE YOU DON'T know. Anyways autistic rant over. Respectfully my brother in christ, you have not got a clue what you are talking about. you are on my lawn, sit down, smell the grass, enjoy the flowers, It aint that serious, bro we are just a bunch of Monke's who are confused, I am confused, you are confused, get a banana, chill TF out, and go tell your parents or family or freinds they matter. Life is short, love you brother, I hope you get the most out of it. Miles "

MilesDelta

Gonna engage seriously bc you bring up good points Issue with darkpools is you don't see the whole trade, you see parts of an options trade, but the block could be a hedge or a larger position. TLDR, you can't tell if they are buying spreads, condors, or hedging an equity position etc. Darkpools are useless because you do not know why people are buying or selling. You are not god. Nah, I got cheap puts, I did not want to deal with long dated theta decay, so I bought deep OTM, and I am looking for changes in higher order greeks like GAMMA and vega that move a lot with very large sudden price movements. I am buying insurance, it is cheap, does not matter if I lose it, and I can keep buying it till it strikes like a hand of poker. This is ratio betting. Disagree, America is a flash in the pan that pushed the british stirling aside in the 50's, there have been dominant powers before, and there will be dominat powers after. Iran is the oldest culture in the world full stop, so have no idea what you are talking about there bud. As for AI, I disagree, I build ML for a living, and I built something that is 20% ahead of Opus 4.6, and has an OHMocr Benchmark of 99% versus Google's 84%, I did this with a brain injury because I was poor, I had no options, and my cat has to eat, and so do I. Respectfully you don't know what the hell you are talking about when it comes to AI, like most people: TLDR on AI: LLMS are a word soup that guess what you want, they are not smart, the human brain is the most efficent learning computer that exists, with very little in terms of energy, and food, it can learn and become quite smart or quite regarded. LLMS on the other hand took trillions, guzzle so much power, and then, are still stupider than people, they halluciante all the time. This is because they only understand 40% of what you say, the rest is swhaili. You use AI as a blanket term, stop, AI econompasses many things, LLMS, ML, NLP, computer visions, so which of these do you mean? My assesment of AI as a whole is this: It is great at production work, so if you do not think and are the brain trust of the person who just threw a bunch of words they did not understand at me, yeah you are cooked. BUT: Humans who think, and do valuable jobs and are creative are fine. Think why are these AI companies selling a narriative so hard, THEY ARE BAG HOLDERS OF BILLIONS IN CAPEX, there models are flawed, they encourage you to keep using them, ANTROPIC IS THROTLING and raising prices. Altman and OPEN AI are cooked btw, like DIDDY cooked. If you are gonna use a model and not here bc ai is bad bad not good, Use Antrhopic, use a privacy browers, VPN, and do not. DO NOT PUT ANY INFORMATION IN IT THAT YOU WOULD NOT TEL ANYONE YOU DON'T know. Anyways autistic rant over. Respectfully my brother in christ, you have not got a clue what you are talking about. you are on my lawn, sit down, smell the grass, enjoy the flowers, It aint that serious, bro we are just a bunch of Monke's who are confused, I am confused, you are confused, get a banana, chill TF out, and go tell your parents or family or freinds they matter. Life is short, love you brother, I hope you get the most out of it. Miles

Wowmuchrya

Tonight: “The STRAIT of HORMUZ (or BOREMUZ, SO BORING) IS A LEFTEST DEMOCRAT HOAX! I NEVER WANTED IT OPEN, IN FACT THIS WHOLE TIME I WAS TELLING IRAN (WHO LOST BTW) TO CLOSE IT BECAUSE I DON’T CARE! IF THEY WANT IT THEY CAN HAVE IT, BECAUSE WE HAVE BETTER STRAITS! THE BEST STRAITS!”

Money_Do_2

Good news, we're at the dawn of the Chinese century anyways. Theyve got what is called 'a plan' instead of whatever the fuck we do, and its taking them forward. That said, China is sitting back because JDPON DON is crushing US empire at a rate they couldnt dream of, so why do anything? They need oil, but they know american capital will sell it to them and strangle us all for the better price. They took all our manufacturing capacity by bidding lower, theyll take our economy and our oligarchs will sell it happily.

kim82352

> DON TZU: Break an enemy blockade by blockading their blockade.

ConstantAd1

DON'T WORRY, I'm monitoring the situation

Educational_Exit_5

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HAL i mean CLAUDE

FwamingDragon91

I DON'T want a war. But I DO want an inflated asset crash. Can I have both?

thehandsoap

DON’T! I’ve lost 40K before this win! It’s not worth it!!!

Swiftnice

🥭 saying Iran better not be charging fees to go through the strait and if they are they better stop. lol YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW?

absolutxtr

NO IT'S OPEN! DON'T LISTENT TO FAKE NEWS! PRIVATELY... IN SECRET... IT'S OPEN! COMPLETELY! (/s)

Solid_Violinist_1392

and now DON'T repeat what you did. just focus on the long term or do smaller trades or you will be at the same place soon

Primary-Scheme2513

Somewhere there is my $2k lost on Tesla calls. DON’t FKING SPEND IT YET

motleyorc

Spy +2% and MSFT still red, make it make sense, I DON'T GET IT

zxc123zxc123

[The virgin "BUT THE STRAIGHT IS CLOSED!" market analyst vs **THE CHAD "I DON'T CARE" MARKETS**](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1446297251.1693/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg) Because if you're smart you'd know that: 1. Taco man is already TACOing. 2. Israel ~~has and will continue to do what it wants.~~ [REDACTED] 3. Iran will keep taking bribes to allow passage through the strait. It's business back to normal with higher oil. Just like how business was back to normal but with higher tariffs 1 year ago. Inflation gets passed on. Europeans/Asians will pay up for higher energy prices just like Americans paid up for higher goods prices last year. * Energy prices increase => Inflation increases => Stocks should go up * Energy prices increase => Energy stocks go up => Market rotates more towards energy away from losers like airlines * War, bribes, and restocking military means more debts => the US will need to print more money => more inflation => higher market prices

zxc123zxc123

[The virgin "BUT THE FACTS" market analyst vs **THE CHAD "I DON'T CARE" MARKETS**](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1446297251.1693/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)

zxc123zxc123

[The virgin "BUT THE FACTS" market analyst vs **THE CHAD "I DON'T CARE" MARKETS**](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1446297251.1693/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)

Fhyzikz

What I DON'T care for is that gigantic 300k volume red candle between 8:20-8:30am

StraitOfHummus

> The Strait of Hormuz will have a toll booth for the first time in history... SO MUCH WINNING SIR, I DON'T WANT TO WIN ANYMORE

ShittyUsernane1222

JDPON DON is real.

ShittyUsernane1222

the US has surrendered unconditionally de-facto to Iran with this ceasefire. Anything less was not in the diplomatic table for it to count as a TACO and the US was in no position for a conditional surrender. Israel is slowly losing due to Iranian Drone and Missile Spam as they are not covered under ceasefire. Life is slowly becoming better as the US empire recedes under JDPON DON. mashallah, full port calls.

wildcat1055

**Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?** Iran: I consent 🥭: I consent Bibi: I DON'T!

BenisSpaghetti

*Leans over.* Here's the thing...THEY DON'T. 😂😂😂

DrElkSnout

There is simply no reality that I could have pictured where the Pres can post: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again...." And we DON'T immediately limit down? What fucking portal did we all go through where reality is this version of whatever in the fuck is going on? How in the fuck are the markets not reacting to this? Literally how?

BornRip761

I was floored when that first run to the .90s happened. Really I was floored at every psychological hurdle it just said DON'T CARE and flew past. Sold most around .35-.60 and let 50 roll. I regret waking up some times but it's not that bad 😭

HatProfessional9540

I DON'T KNOW? Bro.

NeilDeWheel

Trump has really screwed himself with all his posts demanding “OPEN HORMUS,NOW!”, or “TUESDAY WE WILL BOMB YOU TO HELL YOU IF YOU DON’T OPEN HORMUS”. When iran doesn’t give in to Trump’s demand then he will have to go ahead with his threat. But by doing so and bombing iran as badly as he says this will spook markets, sending the price of oil even higher. It will cause iran to be good to their word and close Bab Al-Mandeb in retaliation. Showing Trump up in the eyes of the world. If Trump TACO’s and doesn’t bomb Iran to hell then he will be shown to be powerless. Further showing him up in the eyes of the world.

Adorable-Thing2551

Isn't it usually the opposite way? Monday: I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LOVED IF YOU DON'T DO AS I SAY. >:( Friday: We are almost done with a deal, it's going fantastic. Everybody will hear more on Monday. Enjoy your weekend, everyone. :D Monday (next week): FIRE AND FURY! >:( RAHH! D:<

Key_Lifeguard_8659

If you bought Google, you own Google.. if you bought SpaceX, you own SpaceX. You DON'T own SpaceX if you bought Google.

MiracleDreamBeam

don't listen to 1% they're all literally bots, same as their upvotes. DON'T DCA. Iran owns the strait now. period. the market is literally bot echochamber, reinforced toxic positivity. we are fucked for the time being.

StraitOfHummus

I know we are all waiting for: IRAN IF YOU DON'T GIVE US OUR PILOT RIGHT NOW WE WILL USE A NUCLEAR WEAPON TO VAPORIZE YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS WAR CRIME

-_-0_0-_0

The only propaganda I trust >!DON'T TRUST CHINA, CHINA IS ASSHOLE !<

Proton404x

If this isn't love... I don't know what is and I DON'T FOOKIN' WANT IT.

1-800-FunkMaster

This is 4D chess AND YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

kcramthun

REGIME CHANGE 101, DONALD. 1 - Don't bomb the guy negotiating with you. 2 - DON'T BOMB THEIR SCHOOL CHILDREN

Phuffu

What if these IPOs perform spectacularly? Just gotta stay diversified and then DON’T TOUCH IT!

Beneficial-Sail-6139

All of this shit is short covering. DON'T FALL for it

thehandsoap

This is what I get for dancing *JUST DON’T DANCE!*

REEMFMetalHead

https://preview.redd.it/atyhl60f0esg1.png?width=835&format=png&auto=webp&s=801d8c8cdf49511bd31821bc2c408950acfad85d Pro tip: On low volume, when you see the bid line drop way below like this, DON'T buy it. Yes, you'll get a better price, but you want it to go *upward* after you buy it. If you buy it like this, you'll knock it down, and it will start flushing after you enter. That is to say, they're not knocking it down - we are.

CafeClimbOtis

Just need IRGC to tweet "YOU DON'T HAVE THE CARDS"

daedalus_dance

I love how Marco gets sent out to be all "hurrrr durrr we're so disappointed in Europe and NATO for not helping" knowing full well that the US did this impulsively and they've spent the last year yelling "WE DON'T NEED YOU" at the top of their lungs. The biggest problem the US is going to have for the next decade is dealing with TACOs legacy and its definitely going to weigh on FDI flows (as it already was since start 2025, in fact).

Excellent_Row8297

Futures green? ✅ Pre-Market green? ✅ Gold green? ✅ Oil green? ✅ VIX above 30 still? ✅ SOMETHING IS FAKE AND GHEY BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT

cyril1991

You know that scene in the old Jurassic Park: the Lost World, where they are screaming “Don’t go into the long grass” and velociraptors get the people running away one by one? Well “DON’T ENTER THIS MARKET”

WrexyWrex

IF YOU DON'T KNOW, TRUMP IS SCHEDULED TO SPEAK HERE SOON. THAT'S WHY FUTES AREN'T DOWN MORE BECAUSE THEY ARE WAITING FOR HIM LMAO [https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar](https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar)

Happy-Champion1661

There was a guy on this sub couple months ago, named happy-discussion I believe. He was saying I was an idiot and that the money printer was coming!!! He was 100% sure SPY would go higher in the first 6 months of this year, making record highs, not a single doubt!!! "YOU WILL SEE YOU IDIOT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SHIT". I think he deleted his reddit account now 🤣🤣🤣 we lost a great permabol soldier. tbf he still has like 3months LMAOOOO

Terrible_Ad_7735

I'm fine with wearing masks. But in UK we had all these ridiculous rules, like you're allowed to socialise this week ourdoors, but only if you keep 2 meters away from people who are not in your bubble, and your bubble can be up to 6 people accross two households, but you're not allowed to drive more than 10 miles to meet them, unless you're doing it anyway to drop shopping off to your disabled uncle BUT DON'T YOU DARE GO IN HIS HOUSE LEAVE THAT SHIT BY THE DOOR YOU SUPERSPREADER. Sweden had the better approach IMO, which was to trust that people would be smart enough to know that there is a dangerous virus about, and you should limit your close contact with people to avoid catching it.

ShittyUsernane1222

JDPON DON is real and he is fucking over your calls. lmao.

TheLegendTwoSeven

Hi, I’m from the future and I will copy and paste the his Truth Social post from Monday morning before the market reopens: THE SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION TO DENAZIFY AND DEMILITARIZE THE SO-CALLED “ISLAMIC REPUBLIC” IS GOING FAST, WAY AHEAD OF SCHEDULE. WE HAVE DESTROYED THEIR ENTIRE MILITARY, ALL OF THE GENERALS, ALL OF THEIR BOATS, ALL OF THEIR MISSILES, AND DRONES. THE IRANIAN LEADERS (THOSE WHO ARE LEFT) ARE DESPERATE TO MAKE A DEAL. THEY HAVE ACCEPTED MY PROPOSAL TO PLACE THEIR STATE UNDER THE CONTROL OF ISRAEL FOR 50 YEARS AS A FORM OF REPARATIONS FOR STARTING THIS WAR BY DESTROYING OUR MISSILES WITH THEIR SCHOOL. I AM PLACING “J.D.” VANCE IN CHARGE OF FINALIZING THE NEGOTIATIONS, AND FINISHING ALL MILITARY OPERATIONS. IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT THERE ARE ANY PROBLEMS, THEY ARE HIS RESPONSIBILITY ALONE. ALL OF THE GENERALS AND EVEN, QUITE FRANKLY, EVEN MY OPPONENTS HAVE SAID “SIR, THIS IS THE GREATEST MILITARY WIN OF ALL TIME. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST WAR GENIUS BECAUSE YOUR UNCLE WAS A PROFESSOR AT MIT. YOU HAVE THE BEST BRAINS, THE BEST HAIR, AND MORE YOUTHFUL ENERGY THAN ALL OTHERS. YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO GET A PERFECT SCORE ON YOUR COGNITIVE TESTS THAT YOUR DOCTORS INSIST THAT YOU TAKE.” AND I DON’T LIKE TO ADMIT IT, BUT THEY’RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. GET READY, AMERICA! YOUR GASOLINE PRICES WILL DROP 200, 300, (AND IN SOME CASES) 400%. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE JOBS LIKE NEVER BEFORE. I WILL MAKE YOU RICH, BELIEVE ME. AND THE SO-CALLED “GROCERIES” — THIS NEW TERM — WILL BE AS THE UNGRATEFUL AND DISLOYAL BRITISH SAY “AS CHEAP AS CHIPS.” WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF CHIPS, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CHIPS? THE BAGS ARE SO SMALL NOW. WE NEED BIGGER CHIPS AND WE NEED MORE CHIPS FOR THE DATA CENTERS. I GUESS THEY DON’T LIKE PRETZELS. AND I AM IN CLOSE CONTACT WITH NVIDIA TO INCREASE THE CHIP SHORTAGE IMMEDIATELY. I HAVE ASKED THE DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL TECHNOLOGY, BLING-BLING FROM BUMFIGHTS, TO LOOK INTO REPLACING THE CHIPS WITH PRETZELS UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

RareGuarantee3532

"Congratulations to the International Olympic Committee on their decision to ban Men from Women’s Sports. This is only happening because of my powerful Executive Order, standing up for Women and Girls! Prezidont DON J. DUMP" Why that one didnt pump the market ?

Soffatjockis

Mango: I WILL BOMB YOU IN 48 HRS IF YOU DON'T OPEN HORMUZ Do it. I dare you. OK. I WILL POST PONE 5 DAYS THEN I WILL! No you won't. HAHA BUT IN 10 DAYS I WILL IF YOU DON'T COMPLY! Yeah, sure bro. Whatever. Art of the deal™

TowelOld743

*10 days later "Talks are going TREMENDOUSLY well, DON'T listen to the FAKE news, I'm postponing attacks on energy targets 20 days"

Poptart_Salad

TRUMP: DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE WILLING TO WORK ON DEAL WITH IRAN Correct, this was an ultimatum, like all other "deals"and "negotiations" this admin has ever done.

shitty_fact_check

It's not just a "pullback" it's a reality reset. Gold is a value store not an "investment" in the sense that you put money into it expecting gains. People can point at the chart all day to prove a point, but it's not generating value, dividends, putting people to work, etc. There's zero growth potential. It's a global store of value immune to fiat tampering, but if inflation is pumping gold, it's pumping everything else too. People piling into gold funds without holding the actual gold might as well be buying crypto. I'm not saying DON'T do that, I do both. I'm saying people should understand better what they're doing and why they're doing it.

AusConsoleGamesLFG

Daily reminder to anyone who isn't already all in - DON'T gamble options, anyone without education on them and a good, strong, non-gambler mindset, should not be buying options at all... You WILL regret it like more than 90% of people do... You'll lose anything you win anyway... Better to quit now with a smaller loss and change your life, than it is to lose everything else you have remaining

2tapbaptise

Barron: " Daddy i need outie" 🥭: Say lesssss 🤙 🥭: IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TRADE HIT THAT FOLLOW BUTTON LETSGOOOOOO SHAKE EM SHAKE EM

Pete26l96

#MSFT IS COOKED Windows OS is no longer the clearly superior choice. Gsuite is replacing Office Applications even in the government and more traditional enterprises. Copilot is dogshit. Azure is inflated due to bookings related to OpenAI and lumping in numerous other services. XBOX lost to Playstation. Activision / Blizzard is a thing of the past. #DON'T BE A REGARD... DON'T BUY MSFT UNLESS YOU LIKE LOSING

FireMaster1294

I got this feelin late when summer night while on my phone I crashed my roth into the ground and got to watch it burn I did a port into bitcoin as it hit all time highs I ran my port into the ground I DON’T CARE. I LOVE IT.

Pin-Last

Ur too young for a falling REIT, kill O. Intel is bolstered by Trump, I think it’s a dog still. Ford, trade around a core position or dump it, it’s insanely range-bound. I love Disney, not expensive, but may be hampered by the yolk of the human Cheeto. Use the sales to wade into Amazon & Meta, if ur under 50, hypergrowth is OK, plus the war put em on sale. Actually a perfect time to reallocate. QQQM is ok for all of it till ur 55 if you want. Just add as much as possible as fast as possible always. DON’T SELL Microsoft this year, it’s the new Google, AI will grow it before it replaces it.

peanuts-in-my-jelly

that's the fun part... YOU DON'T 👹

publixicecream

I don't know how old you are, but life is far from over. I'm 61 and have been way more dinged than this multiple times, some my own doing (business mistakes) some nature (Hurriane Ian) some health (Wife became ill and unemployed for 10 years). You don't need to see anyone to talk about your problems. Stand up on your feet and start again. 100k is a cheap lesson dude! Since you said "Start a life" I'm going to assume you're around 25. If you can manage to structure your debt to pay it dow sure and steady, don't make any silly moves like a new car or tatoos, dining out too much, etc and you can scrimp to save $100 a week, at age 65 you'll have $3.8 million in the bank earning an average of 11% in index funds or some safe mutual funds. As you get older, you'll surely increase your savings rate, but start immediately with a weekly savings, auto transfered into a Schwab account in a ROTH IRA and swept into an index to start. If you do that, the $3.8 is completly tax free! You pull 4% to 5% per year, never diminish your principle and you'll have an annual income of $152-190k per year, TAX FREE.You're doing fine, just don't give up and don't blame the US. The US is also one of the few countries that you can absolutely turn your woes into wins. I can't possibly tell enough people your age that time is your SUPER POWER and each year you delay is super costly. If you wait just one year (Your first year is your biggest growth year in the future) that 3.8 mil at retirement is reduced by ~$350,000. That's the cost of delaying just one year. PLEASE DON'T DELAY AND GET THIS GOING THIS WEEK.

gamayogi

Fake algo rally. DON'T PANIC BEARS HOLD!!

DrHarrisonLawrence

DON’T check the site!

peasporridgecold42

Buy an index fund AND DON'T OBSESSIVELY CHECK IT EVERY DAY. You're investing for a twenty year horizon, not twenty days.

emperor_dinglenads

Here's the fun thing, YOU DON'T.

pussinbuuts

🌮 tweet from 🥭 after the 48 hour deadline is over: Iran, due to FEAR OF MY THREAT TO OBLITERATE THEIR POWER GRID, has decided to make a deal and has agreed to allow ANY AND ALL VESSELS to pass through the Strait of Hormuz for a fee, of which the United States of America will not be paying much, if at all, because WE DON’T USE THE STRAIT AT ALL. It is in my view a fair deal, given that our GREAT MILITARY would also be willing to guarantee safe passage for a fee, which we might do at a later time and we can do that WITHOUT THE HELP OF OUR ALLIES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

jeffynihao

TRUMP: I WILL DEPLOY ICE AGENTS TO AIRPORTS ON MONDAY IF DEMOCRATS DON'T AGREE TO FUND DHS Puts are so obvious bro

BigLusBaby

DON'T LET THE PHILE CRIMINAL DISORGANIZATION hear you speak about "GIRLS and LEGS."

BigLusBaby

Diddy DON THE SHITTY DIAPER CON R. KELLY THE WHOLE DIAPER CON PHILE CRIMINAL DISORGANIZATION

Brilliant_Object_847

I'm NOT an oil man, ladies and gentlemen. I DO NOT have numerous concerns spread across this state. I DON’T have many wells flowing at many thousand barrels per days. I WILL NOT think of myself as an oil man.

zxc123zxc123

Germany is remilitarizing along with the rest of Europe, European people/politicians are increasingly unified (out of desire and necessity) due to US threats, European consumers are increasingly rejecting American to choose European for their Euros, US markets went from TINA to international/Europe outperforming, US dollar strength declining, Euro central banks moving off dollar/treasuries to gold/alts, and Trump's crazed actions have lead Europeans to not only increase regulation/lawsuits/busting on US tech titans but also push heavily towards digital sovereignty. That's only a few things. I'm not even going to shit on faintfury because the average Americans would be like "I DON'T SEE IT" for ALL of them. That's why we are in this situation in the first place. Because Americans are dumb, uneducated, misinformed, easily manipulated, and/or uncaring shits who have to burn their hands on the stove like 4-5 times before they learn that playing dumb games begets dumb prizes. Elect a clown, get a circus. Fuck around, find out.

rainorshinedogs

The defence at the time was "HE ACTS THIS WAY TO EVERYBODY! DON'T WORRY!"

daedalus_dance

Remember "DON'T BE A PANICAN". Haha, those were the days.

bigboybigbat

I have a feeling Wall Street knows that Jerome has to cut the rates. Donnie has put the country and the economy in such a position that he has been cornered for the good of the people. As the adult in the room he has to. Gosh I wish he would just come say, FUCK YOU DON and hike it 100 points

Scribble_Box

Margin called? Call margin back and tell them I DON'T FUCKING CARE. THE WORLD IS ENDING.

ihopethisworksfornow

I DON’T WANNA WAIT ^For ^our ^livessssss ^to ^be ^overrerrrrrr

chilladipa

WE DON'T NEED ANYBODY'S HELP: Please send your ships.

OnTheWaterWagon

**'WE DON'T NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!':** 🥭 **criticises Nato allies** **LMAO**

obligatorynegligence

> Are we going to act like Biden didn't win 2020 because of how unpopular trump was And he beat Kamala anyway. And he beat Clinton anyway too with more than a billion dollars spent on the campaign. Do you want to win or bitch about it? > And i'm not saying we need to try and win over trump voters to win, but acting like independents didn't help swing the election is a sure way to lose. SO DON'T RUN AN UNPOPULAR CANDIDATE IN A POPULARITY CONTEST

McKoijion

> TRUMP ON STARMER: 'I TOLD HIM WE DON'T WANT YOUR AIRCRAFT CARRIERS' Lmao

Spy300

Setup. 8 months ago. >TRUMP: EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON’T DO IT! Knock down. >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

Colloquial

likely to get the DON to blow you up and brag about taking down the TRAN DE AQUA

Alimakakos

Nope. They require energy via electricity which thankfully can be produced any number of ways that DON'T include oil. Most are locating in the US nearby strong sources of renewable and only utilize diesel or propane as backup generators to run in the event of outages but not long term. Electricity is tied to the energy market and so is oil but they are not identical commodities

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING

when I cum, I scream like a soldier having a limb amputated in a Civil War field hospital women don't seem to like it AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE

underground_14_91

If anyone talks to me about risk tolerance again, I’m going to lose my mind. Risk tolerance doesn’t matter here, the guy is full porting his entire account into single stock options, what risk tolerance are we talking about here? He should’ve sold it when it immediately turned red or should’ve held onto it until it’s dust. Why are we talking about a good risk tolerance practice when this guy is full porting into options on a single stock because he averaged in, and then worried about a -20% in 2 days? If he didn’t have the risk tolerance, then he wouldn’t have been full porting like a retard, which is my whole point, so just hold onto it bc guess what, it can go up just as fast. Are you seriously talking to me about ‘good full porting practices’? I got one better for you, DON’T YOLO YOUR ACCOUNT ON OPTIONS ON A SINGLE STOCK, and if you do don’t wait until it’s -20% then. That’s much better advice than what you’re spewing.