DON

No_Carpet_7208

We are living in a real life DON'T LOOK UP MOVIE PLOT SCENARIO WITHOUT THE ASTEROID.

kaptvonkanga

The only people who DON'T engage in inside training is us, the public. Every one else has an inside edge. That's why stocks raise before good news and slide before bad news.

PapaCharlie9

Uh, I don't see anything in the post. I see an unknown Unicode character after, "Example of a typical trade in the portfolio." Just write it out. Like -1 EWZ 30p 10/21 @ $1.23, opened on 9/3. I just made that up, based on your other reply. It's just meant to demonstrate that writing out a position in standard notation doesn't take that long and is easy for everyone to understand. Even with the edits and the missing (what I assume to be) screenshot, I still have no clue what you trade. I know what you DON'T trade, from your updated introduction, but you seem to think that, "Vanilla premium selling, no strategies," is completely clear and unambiguous. It isn't.

ChewbaccaIsBear

If she got beautiful smile, you DON'T EVEN HAVE TO FIX HER... 

Mr_Pete91

Delusional DON .. it’s actually hysterical the amount of support he gets for idiotic fluff pieces like this , are Americans really this stupid ?

spendology

You miss 97% of 1% of the 100 shots you DON'T take. ✨️

TopGslime

Read this a few times over, not just once: (I’ve lost about the same as you ~2 years ago at 24-25 years old) > Every trader will experience this. And the ones who don’t; have either quit when they were up big enough and were too afraid to carry on hence took their chips and left, or were insiders whom never would lose in the first place. So It’s completely normal that this happens when you risk big on options and can’t cut losses / go on a losing streak and deplete capital - however it does NOT mean just because its normal that it’s a good thing. It’s not. It’s what happens when you don’t know when to quit. Hindsight is 20/20 because you could quit now and never recover, or you could’ve quit when you were at £250,000 for example and never made it past the £1 Million mark in the first place. But that’s the gamble when placed in this predicament. Best case of what to do, stripped from a non-emotional point of view, and from an outside perspective as someone who’s been in your shoes with that extreme depleted, hopeless feeling is to do this: Take your initial £60K out. Reason being is because your £60K is the capital you risked in the first place. Meaning every pound above that should not have existed had you had not stepped into options. So you must separate this perspective as - even if you never stepped in the ‘casino’ your life would still be the same with the £60K you started with. Now this leaves you with the £40K. This you need to split up into atleast 4 quadrants. It means when you’re fucking greedy and retarded, and if you lose your £10K quarter, you have 3 more chances to try to flip your £10K batches. Because you WILL be remorseful over your £1 Million loss for atleast the next 2-3 years. It’s a significant amount of money that you’re comparing to your current lifestyle and current income that blinds your thought process and blinds your decision making from the regret of failing to realise how much money that is in relation to your life outside of the options casino. Your take profits will be late because you’ll be chasing your old uPnL’s. Your entries will be based on FOMO because again you’re gonna be trying to make the £1 Million back as fast as possible. So you WILL fuck up by not following your strategy or system in the first place. If you go in again with your current £100K, with the despair you feel right now, you are almost guaranteed to fucking lose it. Could you miraculously flip it into £10 Million on a single play? Sure. On a 0.00001% chance. Because I know exactly how you’re feeling and you’re gonna punt this entire capital and wipe yourself out from a rushed play. Your only thinking about how to revenge arc your way back as fast as possible, which translates to “you’re gonna lose the remaining you have left as fast as possible”. This again is all because all of this has happened to me and countless others whom have done the same thing you’re currently in, and when it seemed like it couldn’t get worse than losing 90% of your capital, it literally got worse and you get wiped out. TLDR; £100K is still significant. It’s not £1 Million. You and I both know that. But you being in this despair emotional resentment and remorseful feeling is exactly how you wipe out a House Deposit Sum all because you’ll eagerly be trying to race the clock to try to make back the lost money as fast as possible. Which will speed up an inevitable demise to wiping out way below your starting £60K and practically down to your last £10K. And then you’ll really be contemplating if life is worth living anymore. You don’t wanna get to that place. Take your initial out whilst you’re gonna be in this regretful bad emotional place for the next 1-2 years. Split your remaining capital into 4 chances. You’re probably gonna fuck up twice, which will teach you even more lessons. The remaining 2 chances, if you split your £40K into 4’s, so your remaining £20K (£10Kx2) is where you might be able to run it back up with calculated, slower, more strategic plays. But you DON’T wanna fuck up the entire £100K you got left trying to punt it into a stupid, uncalculated, rushed play. Rushing it = you’ll lose it = you’ll wish you had the £100K capital for a really obvious play when you’re non-emotional and can see clarity again. Ultimately it’s your decision. I was left with 6 figures after my 7 figure fumble (crypto) - and i lost it. I’m back to a good place now, but it took longer and i had to revise my strategy completely whilst blocking my emotions out over 2 years - but this is what I WISH someone had told me to not lose the remainder I had out of the really hard emotional position I was in. It meant i lost, ran it up, lost it again, then finally ran it up. Meaning i had to do practically double/triple work. If someone had forced me to follow the above, i’d only have to do it once.

Few-Salamander9429

You have to be for or against something here. YOU DON'T GET TO ENJOY CAKE!!!!

Spy300

>Potential Fed Chair Pick Warsh: We Need A New 'Treasury-Fed Accord' Like In 1951 – CNBC >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH SAYS HE IS COMMITTING TO HOLDING PRESS CONFERENCES FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS YEAR >WARSH CONSIDERS REDUCING FREQUENCY OF FED POLICY MEETINGS: NYT ✅️

Spy300

>WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY Why so confused

Kaikoo_7873

Are you saying we are getting the money back then? For all the things ICE and DOGE uncovered? People are compelled to work because they need healthcare. I need healthcare. That's the reality. Otherwise, what incentives are there to work? People will just stay home and relax, and let the govt pay for housing and food. Whatever money these people DON'T use then go take a trip. People are doing it right now. One partner works and makes a decent paycheck and has health insurance. Their partner is on welfare. Subsidized housing, food stamps and heath insurance(Quest) and more money because they have kids. Some of these people work for pay under the table. People abuse the system and that is why we can't have government provided healthcare. Japan has govt healthcare but the culture is different. The Japanese want to work. It's shameful to sit at home and do nothing and let the govt pay for everything. If you go to Japan, there aren't people lining up and waiting for healthcare even though it's free. Japan has one of the lowest rates of obesity for major countries. They have their downfalls. Every country does.

BrixtonColorado

DON’T FORGET THE ENEMY WITHIN TRUMPSTEIN AND HIS PROJECT 2025 ADMINISTRATION. 

Spy300

>BESSENT: TRADITIONALLY YOU DON'T RAISE INTO A SUPPLY SHOCK >BESSENT: ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF DEBT IS TO GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >BESSENT: WARSH AND I ARE ON THE SAME PAGE ON BONDS >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY >FED WARSH: MY PRIOR RELATIONSHIP WITH BESSENT PROVEN FRUITFUL >JIM CRAMER SAYS HE DOESN'T SEE HOW INTEREST RATES CAN GO DOWN NOW THAT KEVIN WARSH IS FED CHAIR ✅️ All the signs are there

thetalentedmrbowser

Whatever you do, DON'T BUY THE DIP - this is the start of 2022 style rate hike cycle and bear market trend. Wait for VIX over 30 and extreme fear - will be bargain basement prices all round

Spy300

>BESSENT: TRADITIONALLY YOU DON'T RAISE INTO A SUPPLY SHOCK **hat we created*. *chuckles*

remilk123

its not useless, but if you want to take advantage of Venezuelan oil, its going to take 2 to 4 years of buildup first 🛢️⏳. So maybe 🥭 is just trying to leverage it for better MOU terms through Bessent’s economic D Day blockade ❎. Its basically a power move "HEY WE HAVE MASSIVE VENEZUELAN OIL AND WE DON'T NEED YOU!" 🗣️ despite everyone knowing it’ll still take 2 to 4 years to build out

optimaleverage

Pump 20 handles on monster earnings ( 10% ) just to take back $10 and you DON'T think that's just earnings traders taking profit on the long side of their straddles?!? Get real.

Tonydjole

good damn it bro, there's insta and imagination ffs! In this case: DON'T pay to play, this IS financial advice.

ChairmanMeow1986

The first thing you need to do is stop and accept that money is really gone. DON'T chase losses, that's likely why your down as much as you are. I would recommend you stop trading all together, but minimally you need come to terms with the losses you already have or your not going to do well. If you must continue know that there are a lot of ways to trade and for whatever reason what you have been doing is not working (I'm guessing day-trading 0dte on technical signals?). So try something else like swing trading equities instead of options or learn to run the Wheel. It sounds like you were probably vibe/revenge trading set-ups so you could also spend some time learning how to use options in more nuanced ways over longer time frames (like credit/debit spreads). Maybe develop some rules for trading and learn about the Greeks instead of just buying cheap lotto tickets and hoping your smart enough to sell instead of holding to zero.

imustbegthequestion

Calls on $HYPE AND $HYPERLIQUID PEEPHOLE DON'T KNOW THEY CAN BE HYPERTENSIVE HYPWRSCALLERS TOO. LOL JUST BUT AN IPAD OR BE SMART. CHRISTMAS CHRISSY CHRISSY IS KING AND ALL OF YOUR LIFTS LORD CAUSE I HAVE A KING AND HE LIVES IN GHANA AND LOVES HIS MOTHER MARY AND FATHER ADE

Dazzling-Ad7012

Best way to trade options: DON'T From: a suffering options trader

SpiderWil

this is why countries don't invade another countries, U DON'T KNOW who's is watching

powerboner

Definitely DON’T sell dude, not at all. I think you should ride it out completely until the day of expiry. Keep screenshotting along the way so we can keep up!

Numerous_Put4717

thats sounds like a teeny tiny settlement.  He will be working Wendy's and THEY DON'T SETTLE

Even-Square-6246

Koreans don’t ruin this later just DON’T

indigophoto

I need a cigarette. AND I DON’T EVEN SMOKE.

FangsofOrcrist

Are you suggesting you DON'T want to settle down with me?

MangoSoda28

And let’s fact check shall we? Trump’s post leaves out some pretty important numbers: “95% of Canada’s business is with the U.S.” False. In 2025, 71.7% of Canadian merchandise exports went to the U.S., not 95% “$60B deficit” Misleading. The U.S. goods deficit with Canada was $48.3B in 2025, while the U.S. ran a $27.7B services surplus. Netting those gets you roughly $20.6B, not $60B Canada does have very high over quota tariffs on some dairy and poultry products, but most qualifying Canada U.S. trade operates under USMCA preferential treatment. Trump’s own USMCA preserved zero tariffs across much of agricultural trade. And “WE DON’T NEED CANADA” is nonsense: Canada supplied about 3.9M barrels/day of U.S. crude in 2025, roughly 63% of all U.S. crude imports. Canada supplies virtually all U.S. pipeline natural gas imports. The U.S. is about 93% import dependent for potash, with Canada supplying the large majority. That matters directly to American farmers. Canada needs the U.S. market more overall. But the U.S. absolutely needs Canada too, especially for energy, fertilizer and integrated manufacturing. That’s called interdependence, not “they need us, we don’t need them.”

shwarma_heaven

Whatever happened to Free Market Conservatives??? Yes, they tariffed some of our stuff - businesses DON'T HAVE TO SELL TO THEM. It is a choice, not a requirement. Getting in a trade war is just stupid. It is a lose/lose proposition (something all of Trump's enterprises are probably painfully aware that he likes to put them in). Companies 'going out of business' due to tariffs sounds sketchy as hell. I would love a fact check on that, and the "400%" tariffs...

CantaloupeSea48

Just DON'T do the purple.

Traditional_Win6082

I wish that we could just put all the leaders of the different countries that are in conflict into a UFC ring and let them fight it out. Fat ass sleepy DON would get knocked out in one punch.

Recent_Experience475

"Starting on January 1 2027, I will be implementing a 50% TARIFF on Walmart. For too long Walmart has taken advantage of me with the trade deficit I have with it. All Walmart does is dump it's food on me and force me to buy it's food. I DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM WALMART. I can grow lettuce on my balcony. I can raise cattle in my bathroom. I can put a chicken coup in my living room. Walmart wants the benefits of being in my family without actually living with me. NO MORE UNFAIRNESS!!!! How could Walmart do this to me? Walmart will pay the tariff. Walmart is also terrible to deal with. It's return policy doesn't give me my money back for half eaten apples and for expired coupons. WALMART IS NASTY!

ShittyUsernane1222

\> 🥭 threatening economic d-day \> Bulls thinking he referred to Iran JDPON DON continues AmeriKKKa financial liquidation process.

SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich

Ladies if you go to a man's house and the only games he has are COD and 2K **DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM!** You deserve someone who plays open world RPGs 😏

PapaCharlie9

Perhaps part of your frustration comes from confused terminology? A PMCC is the entire spread, the front and back leg combined. So when you say things like "profit from the leap itself plus pmcc," you're making a nonsensical statement. That is also the way you calculate profit/loss and risk/reward, of the entire spread as a whole, not as the individual legs. So when you say, "when a pmcc gets assigned," you meant the front leg, since only the front leg of a PMCC can be assigned. So here's an example. XYZ stock is $100/share in August. You open a PMCC as follows: * -1 XYZ 115c Sep @ $2.00 opening credit * 1 XYZ 90c Oct @ $12.00 opening debit Net cost (debit) to open the PMCC = $10/share. You hold through the front leg's expiry on the Sep monthly expiration date (why? why not close this sooner?). XYZ is $120, so the front leg is assigned. Here are the current conservative (market) prices: * -1 XYZ 115c Sep @ $5.00 buy to close (this is a net loss vs. the opening credit) * 1 XYZ 90c Oct @ $30.00 sell to close (this is a net profit vs. the opening debit) However, since the front leg is assigned, what happens is that you short sell 100 shares of XYZ at 115/share. That means you tie up some amount of buying power to margin the short. 100 shares x $115 = $11500 nominal value. Note that you **receive** $11500 in cash, so that increases your buying power. However, the cost to cover the shares will be 100 shares x $120 = $12000. So if you immediately cover the short shares, you'll realize a $500 loss. **NOTE**: Nothing happens to the back ITM call leg upon assignment of the front leg! At least, unless your broker is an extreme Nanny State risk management broker (cough, Robinhood, cough), where some kind of arbitrary intervention is possible, like selling to close the back leg. You should not expect nor want your broker to do *anything* to the back leg! **If** you were to close the front leg **before** it was assigned, you have a much simpler calculation for net gain/loss. Which is just one of many reasons why **you should never allow the front leg to become assigned**: Opening debit of the PMCC spread as a whole: $10/share. Closing net credit of the PMCC spread as a whole: $25/share. 25 - 10 = $15/share gain on the spread as a whole, or $1500 gain. **If** you instead allow the front leg to be assigned, you have this mess: * 100 short shares of XYZ with a cost basis of $115/share vs. a current market price of $120/share, yielding a -$500 unrealized net loss. This loss may increase or decrease, depending on how the price of XYZ changes on the market day following assignment. * 1 XYZ 90c Oct @ $30.00 sell to close vs $120/share market price How you calculate things will depend on what you do about the short shares and back leg. If you cover them immediately, you realize a loss of $500 for the short shares. If you sell to close the back leg, you realize a $30 - $12 = $18/share net gain on the back leg alone. So summing up all the opening and closing nets: Front leg: $200 credit - $500 realized net loss on covering short shares = -$300 net realized loss Back leg: -$1200 debit + $3000 proceeds on close = $1800 net realized gain Net net = 1800 - 300 = $1500 gain, same as if you had just closed the short call on expiration day. Of course, it could be worse, because we assumed you could cover the shares at the assignment cost of $120/share. If on Monday, XYZ gapped up at the open to $136/share, you'd end up with a net loss instead. **That's the risk of taking short calls to assignment over a weekend.** **TL;DR** DON'T ALLOW SHORT CALLS TO BE ASSIGNED!

imustbegthequestion

I used to run the gambit and even use everclear 190 for SHITS AND DYING GIGGLES. DON'T DO THIS KIDS. YOU'LL END UP WITH "FRIENDS" YOU CAN'T GET RID OF BECAUSE OF THE IMPLICATIONS

CuckedbyPowell

So now this is exactly the opposite message we're getting from Warsh, who says the market price is useful signal, and that traders should be playing the ball… this fucking admin man \*BESSENT: BUYBACKS COULD BE BIGGER THAN THE $4B WE ANNOUNCED \*BESSENT: US YIELDS DON'T REFLECT UNDERLYING FUNDAMENTALS

ShittyUsernane1222

shit is hitting the fan in financial markets real time. nice work, JDPON DON. https://preview.redd.it/kbih1w51vikh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=245d625cc580e63cfa99279be1800b36e113b970

Me-Regarded

Huh? You mean if you DON'T own real estate already you are fuk

CollegeSorry5923

Putts on $TSLA and $AAL. The king is traveling to Canada via @ORD. #AAL style store stole the king's tennis racquets. He bitches on here about it. He hasn't forgotten. Pepperidge Farm NEVER FORGETS THAT WE'RE ONLY FIGHTING ABOUT WATER RIGHTS. AND Y'ALL CHOSE TO BE THE BUDGET AIRLINE FOR THE US OF AMERICA MILITARY. I WANT ALL TRIPS IN FIRST CLASS BEFORE I SEE YOU CROSS 00000.75.000000000 DOLLARS FOR 1 TOKEN. DON'T TRY THE GANG. WE GEORGE UP ION THIS BITCH.

1-800-YOLO

Killer Mike - DON'T LET THE DEVIL  Bless up 🥷🦅

Any_Life_6178

reading🫵regards is always great for a laugh🫵DON'T KNOW SHIT ps neither do I

plawwell

Often understanding a technology is why you DON'T want to invest in it. E.g. AI.

Capau15

CAUSE I AM UNSTOPPABLE I WIN EVERY SINGLE TRADE I M SO POWERFUL I DON T NEED OPTIONS TO PLAY music s over pls rebound

ShittyUsernane1222

there are two kinds of pro 🥭 voters: \-Make America great again \-Make America GUH again JDPON DON is making america GUH again to save bears. puts on US financial markets long term. calls on 🥭 admin insider trading.

Lootoholic

Thank you so much for the rewards on the comment above. Since you guys are interested in this whole epic tale of the battle of $8.01, I looked through my old saves and found this beautiful narrative that a fellow redditor posted back then: "A Massive Victory" - Chapter 2 - AMC 2021 Let's walk through what just happened... Let's revel in the glory of this victory over this weekend and come back Monday motivated and driven. 1 Hour to close - The Calm Before the Storm - We were sitting pretty at about $8.25 off some big gains, but we all knew it wasn't over yet, we knew the hedges had 1 more attack in their playbook to bring us down to $7.99. We were all ready and willing to sacrifice ourselves at power hour. Some of us ready with just $10, others with $100,000-- ALL OF US with courage and comradery coursing through our veins. A true community, ready to fight for our lives. 30 Minutes to close - War Erupts - We saw the attack begin. Hedges dumped extreme volumes to short the gains we had just seen over the past hour (many of us knew they could only short us on gains seen from today). But the Apes held strong, we beat them back and the attack leveled off right around $8.05. It wasn't over yet though, and none of us knew how it would end. The bravery here cannot be over-stated. 10 Minutes to close - Hope is Tested - The Apes held the initial barrage and we were sitting at $8.05, many of the Apes were completely tapped out at this point, exhausted, drained, giving their all for the cause. Things were looking drab, and our casualties were high, hope remained, but the Hedges are ruthless and relentless... powered by greed, superiority and hatred. Right when we thought we could ride it out they unleashed the rest of their army, their special forces, we dropped from $8.01 to $7.81 in 1 minute. We saw massive 10,000-15,000 share buy walls put up for $7.95 immediately to keep the price down, things were looking bad. You could feel the panic in the air, the pain in our hearts- But APES DON'T quit. 5 minutes to close - The Final Stand - 4 minutes left, the strongest and most brave Apes move into position as many of us lose hope, they drop every penny they had on shares. We move up to $7.90, $7.92, $7.93, we are beginning to BELIEVE. 3 minutes left, the Apes muster the remainder of their courage and charge towards the Hedges full speed, death is impending and probable, but APES DON'T quit. 2 minutes left, $7.95 is breached, we strike a blow to a commander (massive sell wall breached) and momentum is changing, but our fate is anything but certain. 1 minute left, our most diamond handed comrades unleash the remainder of their arsenal, APES DON'T quit. We land a blow directly to the hedges leader ($7.99 sell wall). 10 seconds left, wavering from $7.99 to $8.01 and back, more courage is mustered, more rage drawl from. One final strike and it's all over. DING DING DING - $8.01! The Battle is Won, but the war is far from over. STAY STRONG, this is our turning point, this is our Midway.

jtvez

Why the hell did I long oil of all things oh right because this whole hormuz, SPR drawdowns thing is going to blow up eventually. probably. GUH FUCK I DON'T EVEN

wrongsyourgrammar

For those selling covered calls, DON'T DO IT. It literally always backfires.

More-Enthusiasm-4881

It is good that you can recognize these patterns! If you feel overwhelmed or pressured to trade DON'T. Very easy to let your emotions buoy you into a bad position. Take your wins and have a break. It has been one of those weeks for me, nice juicy profits daily. A nice excuse to chill for the rest of the week and collect yourself when you can be level headed.

Traditional-Issue955

THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM DOING. VIVK is up a bit premarket.

fomoandyoloandnogrow

**CAN WE BRING INFLATION BACK TO 2% ALREADY? I DON’T WANT TO PAY $20 POUND FOR GROUND BEEF BY 2030** *This ad was sponsored by bears. Fuk you bools*

Paul_Robert_

Me: ASTS at 135, LETS GOOO also me: ASTS at 110, not bad, I'll keep holding. also me: ASTS below 100? Still in lots of profit, we gucci also me: ASTS PLEASE GO BACK UP TO $100 also me: ASTS PLEASE JUST STAY ABOVE $80 me, yet again: ASTS I BEG YOU, DON'T GO BELOW $60 Me, today: ASTS above $70? We gucci!

Home-String-3246

DON’T short SPCX

GerryManDarling

Shorting any stocks in today's market is true regards. RESASON DON'T BUY STOCKS, REGARDS DO.

sfw_supdood

I go to personal insults when you make shit up and try to insult me with your conspiracy theories of my background. You said I think tech is going to fail. YOU DON'T KNOW MY POSITIONS. It's cope. I've been long tech for my whole careeer. I just sold some of my Microsoft stock from my previous job at ATH. I'm balanced, I'm not stuck in AI psychosis. You're delusional and can't even have a conversation with someone who doesn't agree with you.

imustbegthequestion

https://preview.redd.it/ogk1o8pv4jhh1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56dd54b95866c160d8ca7d9fd9c5a0f9efb7a5a8 First news I've seen this night. You win the inaugural Ai SLaUGH DuMâTîN. Thank the EuroRîchè. They finally took a break from the Casino and are hopefully buying AC units and electric space heaters. Calls across the board. This guy is the current DON of RDDT in my eyes. I only wear glasses from $MILAN #GoldPRáDÁ today. I'm a Tar Heel so they have to have blue on them. \#BattLEofDaBLuEZ, edition Fall 2026. I plan to be the biggliest booster of all time. Just cause you're special, This baccarat is all for you. Post or PM me for 3 wishes. Bank or you print 0dte.

diefy7321

Eyeran: WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH AMERIFATS Also Eyeran: OKAY BUT WE CHARGE TOLLS Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

financiallythriving

“ So we're canceling the PEACE. Total disaster. The fake news will say the stock market will plunge. I DON'T CARE. The economists are crying, the TV people are screaming, and frankly it's tremendous television. Anyway, the peace deal has been FIRED and we will hit them HARD. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” \-DJT

imustbegthequestion

RDDT. The reply button on the chat keeps moving on my iPhone 17, 256 gb. Don't make me buy a SAMSUNG. KOREA BROZ, I'LL MAKE YOU THE AI SLOHP DUNOÎT IF YOU DON'T FUCK THIS UP. Sit down Singapore Tigers. The Korean HoneyBadgers are hunting Snakes in the Grass. Calls on Bears, Flockaveli came out like 17 years ago.

hmmmmmmmmmidk

i DON’T like the chat. CAT gonna bounce or what?

Full_Pear449

So you are experimenting with a put option. Have you never heard of time decay. I guess that you DON"T KNOW what this SYMBOL is AVS

unhappyreach_

2% away from ATH AND YOU DON'T BELIEVE ??

Growly150

I DON'T think that's true, but even if it is, I don't care

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

Don't let go Leo. DON'T LET GO.

SillyBusiness1634

DON'T DO IT. Options are a con, you don't win.

SillyBusiness1634

NO. DON:T DO IT. It's a con !

No-Put2311

What on earth is Warsh saying man. He is just word salading everything. IT SOUNDS LIKE MY WORK MEETINGS AND I DON'T LIKE IT

ShittyUsernane1222

https://preview.redd.it/d0x7yosz8zfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867603ebfb3b47831b419edff9581cd681051aa6 🏳️‍🌈🐻's are in control. JDPON DON will save puts.

Spy300

Hey guys, i think theyre going to raise rates >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY

Spy300

Hey guys, I think theyre going to hike the rates >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY

DickyFishb

You don't hold til the expiration. Get in a highly liquid stock like SPY Trade early in the morning DON'T TRADE AT POWERHOUR (last hour of the day) unless you ARE 99% certain it will hit or go above your breakeven strike price. And for me personally: I don't hold no more then 30 mins and follow my SL

Glittering-Drop-5822

Hahahaha. Glad to see this. And there are others. DON'T BLAME ELON. Blame yourself for buying into the hype. Will go down another $10.00 per share before it flatlines. THE VALUATION WAS BASED ON "EXPERIMENTAL" POTENTIAL. Be an investor, NOT a gambler.

OkAlternative7705

imao IMAO BEARS LOL, every week market pumps huge fucking huge on modnay +3%, +5% THIS MARKET IS LITRALY FUCKING FREE MONEY LOLE AND YOU STILL TRY TO LOSE MONEY BY SHORTING SOMEHTIGN THAT ONLY GOES UP LOL, I AM AT A POINT THAT I DON'T EVEN FEEL SORRY FOR YOU GUYS imao

insideout_waffle

As a consumer, I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT ORACLE DOES EXACTLY. I see ads sometimes. Do they just make ads?

Slowmac123

No, no no NO NO DON'D DO THAT. I THOUGHT WERE HAVING A NICE GREEN DAY https://preview.redd.it/4ee4a40c38fh1.png?width=335&format=png&auto=webp&s=b57fa19bcff1aad5ed8d07a063e1532109ac2fb5

Spy300

Are these rate hikes in the room with you right now? >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >DALY SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE NOT GOOD AT THIS JUNCTURE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION” >WARSH SAID HE WOULD STAY QUIET IF TRUMP ATTEMPTED TO INFLUENCE POLICY. >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY

Wolvshammy

This has Pump and Dumpling written all over it. So, you barely speak English. You're proposing a Chinese penny stock. You have "close contacts" with the company. You have a fresh account with no karma and everything removed from trying to pump this stock.....AND somehow we are supposed to believe you DON'T work for the Chinese government or a pump and dump building in ZhenJeng China but in actuality just like to hang out on Reddit and talk to Americans about the amazing opportunities they are missing out on?

abroadbroadband

The sun is too bright, and I DON'T like it How do we dim this sucker 😡

Jerikolol

***DJT ADRESSING THE NATION AGAIN AS IRAN WAR ENTERS ITS 8TH NIGHT OF RENEWED OPERATIONS:*** "MY FRIENDS... THEY SAY I DON'T WANT WAR." My friends... People have said—many people, the smartest people—that I don't like war. Wrong. I like war. No... I LOVE WAR! I love shock and awe. I love bunker busters. I love aircraft carriers parked somewhere "strictly as a deterrent.". I love hearing the words "limited military operation" on Monday and "regime change was never the goal" by Friday. Carrier groups in the Gulf. B-2 bombers in the night. Tomahawks flying so fast CNN can't even animate them correctly. I LOVE THEM ALL. My heart skips a beat whenever the Pentagon says, "We have achieved our objectives.". Especially when five minutes later someone leaks "...there are actually more objectives.". I love watching defense contractors discover record quarterly earnings. I love seeing Raytheon stock print a green candle so large it has its own ZIP code. I love when oil traders collectively forget what the word "supply" means. There is nothing—NOTHING—more beautiful than opening futures at 6 PM on Sunday and seeing the S&P down 2% while Lockheed Martin is somehow +8%. MAGNIFICENT. My friends... I don't merely enjoy military escalation. I cherish it. I nurture it. I refresh X every thirty seconds waiting for anonymous OSINT accounts to post blurry satellite images with seventeen red circles and the words: "BIG IF TRUE." YES. YES! MORE! I want DEFCON rumors. I want anonymous officials. I want contradictory Pentagon statements. Mandatory testosterone testing. I want oil at $120. VIX at 45. And SPY somehow still green. THAT... THAT IS THE AMERICAN WAY. Now... Bring me another "breaking news" banner. We're only getting started.

Direct-Boy888

Try ndx 😂 JK DON’T

Hot_Sacks

The biggest lesson the market has been trying to teach me these past few months is: DON’T BE A GREEDY BASTARD Learning the lesson, however, has been elusive

Organic-Calendar-244

DON’T open the casino

D1rtD3mon

I'll be yall's peace of mind for a second.... any of you who are panicking right now just zoom out on every graph of every major company right now and realize corrections are all part of the game. BUY THE DIP AND DON'T TRIP

kaliforniakratom

One thing stupid about SOFI is it doesn't show you that I bought it at 135 and sold it at 225. But then bought it back under 150. ChatGPT SAID : DON'T BUY IT BACK YET I didn't listen

CressWide1842

Ukraine isn't exactly good either pal. It has characteristics that are sort of starting to resemble that of Israel. Well.. it's not like their hiding it though, It is "forbidden" to compare to the Holocaust? Ok, maybe not a targeted racial agenda or planned like the final solution, but tell that to the relatives of raped girls, land mine victims, indiscriminate bombing of civilian shelters, etc. Anyways back on the subject palantir as the people have stated the man overseeing these surveilance state sort of subject is and if not an example of an actualy evil genius unlike that of other elites who take are aware of their only actual skill is taking advantage of those below them, **BUT** NO NO NO NO that is not Peter Thiel. He's got raw talent and disposes of it infinitly. Able to lure those of the most cunning personalities into his circle and making them favor every word he says; be it higher status or not. Man has not a fucking shred of empathy, simply a man wanting to rule the world. You could describe him as that of the devils hands at play. The man will be the end of us. Already implementing radar and advanced camera signonamy that can literally tell what your about to say before you even say it just be reading your facial cues (Muscles and what not). WHY WOULD THEY EVER FUCKING NEED tHAT AND 24 HOUR. what is their to be proud of as an "American" well the word american is falsely used today and is a mockery of real americans since colonialism. But what is the differnce between china and america now if the U.S. is propesing even farther extremism survielance. Theres a reason countries that opt to serve the people and the few laughed at the idea of being persuade to implement this in their states. Do not be ignorant and fooled by an elite they are human and will act like you but their dark sides have the power that others DON"T. It is your responsibility as a friend, family, dad, etc. To not tolerate such mockery. You are not stupid I know that and no one really is. They have worked hard to de-void you of proper education in all subjects. You don't even get time to learn and everyday you lose more and more of whatever you work to achieve. I will show you the way my brothers and sisters. It is the people who serve themselves not a few. Everyone has power or no one otherwise we **lose**.

bemeandnotyou

It will be more valuable than earth, U JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND u chummy poors.

Mike_Oxafloppan

Maybe “they” really DON’T want to pay out puts. Show me 752 close for fun.

Emilio___Molestevez

fucking $GOOG delaying a release because THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH COMPUTE LITERALLY FUCKING $GOOG IS COMPUTE CONSTRAINED AND THESE FUCKING RETARDS KEEP SELLING AI INFRASTRUCTURE

ill-get-it-together

This is a PSA for everyone that reads it - STOP TRADING OPTIONS - YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

Spy300

>WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY ✅️ lol

Sad_Standard7054

DON‘t OPEN THE CASINO

I_work_too_much

🎶 Everybody hates you, everybody wishes that you were dead, cuz KOSPI you suck, KOSPI you suck, KOSPI your selling is fucking terrible. KOSPI YOU SUCK KOSPI YOU SUCK KOSPI YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING OF VALUE 🎶

More-Curious816

2022? Quickly, invest in Nvidia and all ram makers, also Google, don't DON'T Microsoft.

iTouchStuff

US DEMANDS IRAN STATE THAT HORMUZ IS OPEN: AP CITING OFFICIALS IF WE DON'T GET THE NUCLEAR DUST, WE DO NOT HAVE A DEAL WITH IRAN – SENIOR U.S. OFFICIALS JUST IN : US DEPLOYS 20 WARSHIPS AND 2 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS TOWARDS IRAN it wouldnt be a weekend without war . lmaooooo

SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich

#AYYYY YOU, YEAH YOU 🫵🤬 #DON'T TOUCH MUH GAWD DAMN SEX ROBOT, DON'T TOUCH THE MICRON DRAM, THE SANDISK NAND, OR THE AMD CPU. *and if you're cool I'll let you squeeze her boobies and her butt 😏*

BruceMee

I scalp shares, all day everyday, and if we started talking about all the things I DON'T understand, we'd be here til xmas.

Weak-Goat9278

What a pathetic mindset - you are bigger problem than your idiot leader Also YOU DON’T KNOW BALL.

Comrade_Durge

The problem is I DON’T HAVE MORE MONEY TO PUT IN, ITS ALREADY ALL IN

yahooms

**MY GF, DOESN'T HAVE A JOB FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ALWAYS BUYS DESIGNER BAGS AND SUNGLASSES 💅, CLOTHES, TRAVELS 4 TIMES A YEAR ✈️, DOESN'T HAVE RICH PARENTS, POSTING FANCY RESTAURANT & RESORTS ON IG ALL THE TIME 🏖️, OFTEN DISAPPEARS FOR A COUPLE DAYS.** MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES ALL OF IT... so awesome, I THINK I AM GONNA MARRY THIS WOMAN

Utilize3372

Market: Why can't you love me? Bear: Stop. Market: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!