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Primary-Scheme2513

Somewhere there is my $2k lost on Tesla calls. DON’t FKING SPEND IT YET

motleyorc

Spy +2% and MSFT still red, make it make sense, I DON'T GET IT

zxc123zxc123

[The virgin "BUT THE STRAIGHT IS CLOSED!" market analyst vs **THE CHAD "I DON'T CARE" MARKETS**](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1446297251.1693/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg) Because if you're smart you'd know that: 1. Taco man is already TACOing. 2. Israel ~~has and will continue to do what it wants.~~ [REDACTED] 3. Iran will keep taking bribes to allow passage through the strait. It's business back to normal with higher oil. Just like how business was back to normal but with higher tariffs 1 year ago. Inflation gets passed on. Europeans/Asians will pay up for higher energy prices just like Americans paid up for higher goods prices last year. * Energy prices increase => Inflation increases => Stocks should go up * Energy prices increase => Energy stocks go up => Market rotates more towards energy away from losers like airlines * War, bribes, and restocking military means more debts => the US will need to print more money => more inflation => higher market prices

zxc123zxc123

[The virgin "BUT THE FACTS" market analyst vs **THE CHAD "I DON'T CARE" MARKETS**](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1446297251.1693/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)

zxc123zxc123

[The virgin "BUT THE FACTS" market analyst vs **THE CHAD "I DON'T CARE" MARKETS**](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1446297251.1693/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)

Fhyzikz

What I DON'T care for is that gigantic 300k volume red candle between 8:20-8:30am

StraitOfHummus

> The Strait of Hormuz will have a toll booth for the first time in history... SO MUCH WINNING SIR, I DON'T WANT TO WIN ANYMORE

ShittyUsernane1222

JDPON DON is real.

ShittyUsernane1222

the US has surrendered unconditionally de-facto to Iran with this ceasefire. Anything less was not in the diplomatic table for it to count as a TACO and the US was in no position for a conditional surrender. Israel is slowly losing due to Iranian Drone and Missile Spam as they are not covered under ceasefire. Life is slowly becoming better as the US empire recedes under JDPON DON. mashallah, full port calls.

wildcat1055

**Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?** Iran: I consent 🥭: I consent Bibi: I DON'T!

BenisSpaghetti

*Leans over.* Here's the thing...THEY DON'T. 😂😂😂

DrElkSnout

There is simply no reality that I could have pictured where the Pres can post: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again...." And we DON'T immediately limit down? What fucking portal did we all go through where reality is this version of whatever in the fuck is going on? How in the fuck are the markets not reacting to this? Literally how?

BornRip761

I was floored when that first run to the .90s happened. Really I was floored at every psychological hurdle it just said DON'T CARE and flew past. Sold most around .35-.60 and let 50 roll. I regret waking up some times but it's not that bad 😭

HatProfessional9540

I DON'T KNOW? Bro.

NeilDeWheel

Trump has really screwed himself with all his posts demanding “OPEN HORMUS,NOW!”, or “TUESDAY WE WILL BOMB YOU TO HELL YOU IF YOU DON’T OPEN HORMUS”. When iran doesn’t give in to Trump’s demand then he will have to go ahead with his threat. But by doing so and bombing iran as badly as he says this will spook markets, sending the price of oil even higher. It will cause iran to be good to their word and close Bab Al-Mandeb in retaliation. Showing Trump up in the eyes of the world. If Trump TACO’s and doesn’t bomb Iran to hell then he will be shown to be powerless. Further showing him up in the eyes of the world.

Adorable-Thing2551

Isn't it usually the opposite way? Monday: I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LOVED IF YOU DON'T DO AS I SAY. >:( Friday: We are almost done with a deal, it's going fantastic. Everybody will hear more on Monday. Enjoy your weekend, everyone. :D Monday (next week): FIRE AND FURY! >:( RAHH! D:<

Key_Lifeguard_8659

If you bought Google, you own Google.. if you bought SpaceX, you own SpaceX. You DON'T own SpaceX if you bought Google.

MiracleDreamBeam

don't listen to 1% they're all literally bots, same as their upvotes. DON'T DCA. Iran owns the strait now. period. the market is literally bot echochamber, reinforced toxic positivity. we are fucked for the time being.

StraitOfHummus

I know we are all waiting for: IRAN IF YOU DON'T GIVE US OUR PILOT RIGHT NOW WE WILL USE A NUCLEAR WEAPON TO VAPORIZE YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS WAR CRIME

-_-0_0-_0

The only propaganda I trust >!DON'T TRUST CHINA, CHINA IS ASSHOLE !<

Proton404x

If this isn't love... I don't know what is and I DON'T FOOKIN' WANT IT.

1-800-FunkMaster

This is 4D chess AND YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

kcramthun

REGIME CHANGE 101, DONALD. 1 - Don't bomb the guy negotiating with you. 2 - DON'T BOMB THEIR SCHOOL CHILDREN

Phuffu

What if these IPOs perform spectacularly? Just gotta stay diversified and then DON’T TOUCH IT!

Beneficial-Sail-6139

All of this shit is short covering. DON'T FALL for it

thehandsoap

This is what I get for dancing *JUST DON’T DANCE!*

REEMFMetalHead

https://preview.redd.it/atyhl60f0esg1.png?width=835&format=png&auto=webp&s=801d8c8cdf49511bd31821bc2c408950acfad85d Pro tip: On low volume, when you see the bid line drop way below like this, DON'T buy it. Yes, you'll get a better price, but you want it to go *upward* after you buy it. If you buy it like this, you'll knock it down, and it will start flushing after you enter. That is to say, they're not knocking it down - we are.

CafeClimbOtis

Just need IRGC to tweet "YOU DON'T HAVE THE CARDS"

daedalus_dance

I love how Marco gets sent out to be all "hurrrr durrr we're so disappointed in Europe and NATO for not helping" knowing full well that the US did this impulsively and they've spent the last year yelling "WE DON'T NEED YOU" at the top of their lungs. The biggest problem the US is going to have for the next decade is dealing with TACOs legacy and its definitely going to weigh on FDI flows (as it already was since start 2025, in fact).

Excellent_Row8297

Futures green? ✅ Pre-Market green? ✅ Gold green? ✅ Oil green? ✅ VIX above 30 still? ✅ SOMETHING IS FAKE AND GHEY BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT

cyril1991

You know that scene in the old Jurassic Park: the Lost World, where they are screaming “Don’t go into the long grass” and velociraptors get the people running away one by one? Well “DON’T ENTER THIS MARKET”

WrexyWrex

IF YOU DON'T KNOW, TRUMP IS SCHEDULED TO SPEAK HERE SOON. THAT'S WHY FUTES AREN'T DOWN MORE BECAUSE THEY ARE WAITING FOR HIM LMAO [https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar](https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar)

Happy-Champion1661

There was a guy on this sub couple months ago, named happy-discussion I believe. He was saying I was an idiot and that the money printer was coming!!! He was 100% sure SPY would go higher in the first 6 months of this year, making record highs, not a single doubt!!! "YOU WILL SEE YOU IDIOT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SHIT". I think he deleted his reddit account now 🤣🤣🤣 we lost a great permabol soldier. tbf he still has like 3months LMAOOOO

Terrible_Ad_7735

I'm fine with wearing masks. But in UK we had all these ridiculous rules, like you're allowed to socialise this week ourdoors, but only if you keep 2 meters away from people who are not in your bubble, and your bubble can be up to 6 people accross two households, but you're not allowed to drive more than 10 miles to meet them, unless you're doing it anyway to drop shopping off to your disabled uncle BUT DON'T YOU DARE GO IN HIS HOUSE LEAVE THAT SHIT BY THE DOOR YOU SUPERSPREADER. Sweden had the better approach IMO, which was to trust that people would be smart enough to know that there is a dangerous virus about, and you should limit your close contact with people to avoid catching it.

ShittyUsernane1222

JDPON DON is real and he is fucking over your calls. lmao.

TheLegendTwoSeven

Hi, I’m from the future and I will copy and paste the his Truth Social post from Monday morning before the market reopens: THE SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION TO DENAZIFY AND DEMILITARIZE THE SO-CALLED “ISLAMIC REPUBLIC” IS GOING FAST, WAY AHEAD OF SCHEDULE. WE HAVE DESTROYED THEIR ENTIRE MILITARY, ALL OF THE GENERALS, ALL OF THEIR BOATS, ALL OF THEIR MISSILES, AND DRONES. THE IRANIAN LEADERS (THOSE WHO ARE LEFT) ARE DESPERATE TO MAKE A DEAL. THEY HAVE ACCEPTED MY PROPOSAL TO PLACE THEIR STATE UNDER THE CONTROL OF ISRAEL FOR 50 YEARS AS A FORM OF REPARATIONS FOR STARTING THIS WAR BY DESTROYING OUR MISSILES WITH THEIR SCHOOL. I AM PLACING “J.D.” VANCE IN CHARGE OF FINALIZING THE NEGOTIATIONS, AND FINISHING ALL MILITARY OPERATIONS. IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT THERE ARE ANY PROBLEMS, THEY ARE HIS RESPONSIBILITY ALONE. ALL OF THE GENERALS AND EVEN, QUITE FRANKLY, EVEN MY OPPONENTS HAVE SAID “SIR, THIS IS THE GREATEST MILITARY WIN OF ALL TIME. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST WAR GENIUS BECAUSE YOUR UNCLE WAS A PROFESSOR AT MIT. YOU HAVE THE BEST BRAINS, THE BEST HAIR, AND MORE YOUTHFUL ENERGY THAN ALL OTHERS. YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO GET A PERFECT SCORE ON YOUR COGNITIVE TESTS THAT YOUR DOCTORS INSIST THAT YOU TAKE.” AND I DON’T LIKE TO ADMIT IT, BUT THEY’RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. GET READY, AMERICA! YOUR GASOLINE PRICES WILL DROP 200, 300, (AND IN SOME CASES) 400%. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE JOBS LIKE NEVER BEFORE. I WILL MAKE YOU RICH, BELIEVE ME. AND THE SO-CALLED “GROCERIES” — THIS NEW TERM — WILL BE AS THE UNGRATEFUL AND DISLOYAL BRITISH SAY “AS CHEAP AS CHIPS.” WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF CHIPS, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CHIPS? THE BAGS ARE SO SMALL NOW. WE NEED BIGGER CHIPS AND WE NEED MORE CHIPS FOR THE DATA CENTERS. I GUESS THEY DON’T LIKE PRETZELS. AND I AM IN CLOSE CONTACT WITH NVIDIA TO INCREASE THE CHIP SHORTAGE IMMEDIATELY. I HAVE ASKED THE DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL TECHNOLOGY, BLING-BLING FROM BUMFIGHTS, TO LOOK INTO REPLACING THE CHIPS WITH PRETZELS UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

RareGuarantee3532

"Congratulations to the International Olympic Committee on their decision to ban Men from Women’s Sports. This is only happening because of my powerful Executive Order, standing up for Women and Girls! Prezidont DON J. DUMP" Why that one didnt pump the market ?

Soffatjockis

Mango: I WILL BOMB YOU IN 48 HRS IF YOU DON'T OPEN HORMUZ Do it. I dare you. OK. I WILL POST PONE 5 DAYS THEN I WILL! No you won't. HAHA BUT IN 10 DAYS I WILL IF YOU DON'T COMPLY! Yeah, sure bro. Whatever. Art of the deal™

TowelOld743

*10 days later "Talks are going TREMENDOUSLY well, DON'T listen to the FAKE news, I'm postponing attacks on energy targets 20 days"

Poptart_Salad

TRUMP: DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE WILLING TO WORK ON DEAL WITH IRAN Correct, this was an ultimatum, like all other "deals"and "negotiations" this admin has ever done.

shitty_fact_check

It's not just a "pullback" it's a reality reset. Gold is a value store not an "investment" in the sense that you put money into it expecting gains. People can point at the chart all day to prove a point, but it's not generating value, dividends, putting people to work, etc. There's zero growth potential. It's a global store of value immune to fiat tampering, but if inflation is pumping gold, it's pumping everything else too. People piling into gold funds without holding the actual gold might as well be buying crypto. I'm not saying DON'T do that, I do both. I'm saying people should understand better what they're doing and why they're doing it.

AusConsoleGamesLFG

Daily reminder to anyone who isn't already all in - DON'T gamble options, anyone without education on them and a good, strong, non-gambler mindset, should not be buying options at all... You WILL regret it like more than 90% of people do... You'll lose anything you win anyway... Better to quit now with a smaller loss and change your life, than it is to lose everything else you have remaining

2tapbaptise

Barron: " Daddy i need outie" 🥭: Say lesssss 🤙 🥭: IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TRADE HIT THAT FOLLOW BUTTON LETSGOOOOOO SHAKE EM SHAKE EM

Pete26l96

#MSFT IS COOKED Windows OS is no longer the clearly superior choice. Gsuite is replacing Office Applications even in the government and more traditional enterprises. Copilot is dogshit. Azure is inflated due to bookings related to OpenAI and lumping in numerous other services. XBOX lost to Playstation. Activision / Blizzard is a thing of the past. #DON'T BE A REGARD... DON'T BUY MSFT UNLESS YOU LIKE LOSING

FireMaster1294

I got this feelin late when summer night while on my phone I crashed my roth into the ground and got to watch it burn I did a port into bitcoin as it hit all time highs I ran my port into the ground I DON’T CARE. I LOVE IT.

Pin-Last

Ur too young for a falling REIT, kill O. Intel is bolstered by Trump, I think it’s a dog still. Ford, trade around a core position or dump it, it’s insanely range-bound. I love Disney, not expensive, but may be hampered by the yolk of the human Cheeto. Use the sales to wade into Amazon & Meta, if ur under 50, hypergrowth is OK, plus the war put em on sale. Actually a perfect time to reallocate. QQQM is ok for all of it till ur 55 if you want. Just add as much as possible as fast as possible always. DON’T SELL Microsoft this year, it’s the new Google, AI will grow it before it replaces it.

peanuts-in-my-jelly

that's the fun part... YOU DON'T 👹

publixicecream

I don't know how old you are, but life is far from over. I'm 61 and have been way more dinged than this multiple times, some my own doing (business mistakes) some nature (Hurriane Ian) some health (Wife became ill and unemployed for 10 years). You don't need to see anyone to talk about your problems. Stand up on your feet and start again. 100k is a cheap lesson dude! Since you said "Start a life" I'm going to assume you're around 25. If you can manage to structure your debt to pay it dow sure and steady, don't make any silly moves like a new car or tatoos, dining out too much, etc and you can scrimp to save $100 a week, at age 65 you'll have $3.8 million in the bank earning an average of 11% in index funds or some safe mutual funds. As you get older, you'll surely increase your savings rate, but start immediately with a weekly savings, auto transfered into a Schwab account in a ROTH IRA and swept into an index to start. If you do that, the $3.8 is completly tax free! You pull 4% to 5% per year, never diminish your principle and you'll have an annual income of $152-190k per year, TAX FREE.You're doing fine, just don't give up and don't blame the US. The US is also one of the few countries that you can absolutely turn your woes into wins. I can't possibly tell enough people your age that time is your SUPER POWER and each year you delay is super costly. If you wait just one year (Your first year is your biggest growth year in the future) that 3.8 mil at retirement is reduced by ~$350,000. That's the cost of delaying just one year. PLEASE DON'T DELAY AND GET THIS GOING THIS WEEK.

gamayogi

Fake algo rally. DON'T PANIC BEARS HOLD!!

DrHarrisonLawrence

DON’T check the site!

peasporridgecold42

Buy an index fund AND DON'T OBSESSIVELY CHECK IT EVERY DAY. You're investing for a twenty year horizon, not twenty days.

emperor_dinglenads

Here's the fun thing, YOU DON'T.

pussinbuuts

🌮 tweet from 🥭 after the 48 hour deadline is over: Iran, due to FEAR OF MY THREAT TO OBLITERATE THEIR POWER GRID, has decided to make a deal and has agreed to allow ANY AND ALL VESSELS to pass through the Strait of Hormuz for a fee, of which the United States of America will not be paying much, if at all, because WE DON’T USE THE STRAIT AT ALL. It is in my view a fair deal, given that our GREAT MILITARY would also be willing to guarantee safe passage for a fee, which we might do at a later time and we can do that WITHOUT THE HELP OF OUR ALLIES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

jeffynihao

TRUMP: I WILL DEPLOY ICE AGENTS TO AIRPORTS ON MONDAY IF DEMOCRATS DON'T AGREE TO FUND DHS Puts are so obvious bro

BigLusBaby

DON'T LET THE PHILE CRIMINAL DISORGANIZATION hear you speak about "GIRLS and LEGS."

BigLusBaby

Diddy DON THE SHITTY DIAPER CON R. KELLY THE WHOLE DIAPER CON PHILE CRIMINAL DISORGANIZATION

Brilliant_Object_847

I'm NOT an oil man, ladies and gentlemen. I DO NOT have numerous concerns spread across this state. I DON’T have many wells flowing at many thousand barrels per days. I WILL NOT think of myself as an oil man.

zxc123zxc123

Germany is remilitarizing along with the rest of Europe, European people/politicians are increasingly unified (out of desire and necessity) due to US threats, European consumers are increasingly rejecting American to choose European for their Euros, US markets went from TINA to international/Europe outperforming, US dollar strength declining, Euro central banks moving off dollar/treasuries to gold/alts, and Trump's crazed actions have lead Europeans to not only increase regulation/lawsuits/busting on US tech titans but also push heavily towards digital sovereignty. That's only a few things. I'm not even going to shit on faintfury because the average Americans would be like "I DON'T SEE IT" for ALL of them. That's why we are in this situation in the first place. Because Americans are dumb, uneducated, misinformed, easily manipulated, and/or uncaring shits who have to burn their hands on the stove like 4-5 times before they learn that playing dumb games begets dumb prizes. Elect a clown, get a circus. Fuck around, find out.

rainorshinedogs

The defence at the time was "HE ACTS THIS WAY TO EVERYBODY! DON'T WORRY!"

daedalus_dance

Remember "DON'T BE A PANICAN". Haha, those were the days.

bigboybigbat

I have a feeling Wall Street knows that Jerome has to cut the rates. Donnie has put the country and the economy in such a position that he has been cornered for the good of the people. As the adult in the room he has to. Gosh I wish he would just come say, FUCK YOU DON and hike it 100 points

Scribble_Box

Margin called? Call margin back and tell them I DON'T FUCKING CARE. THE WORLD IS ENDING.

ihopethisworksfornow

I DON’T WANNA WAIT ^For ^our ^livessssss ^to ^be ^overrerrrrrr

chilladipa

WE DON'T NEED ANYBODY'S HELP: Please send your ships.

OnTheWaterWagon

**'WE DON'T NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!':** 🥭 **criticises Nato allies** **LMAO**

obligatorynegligence

> Are we going to act like Biden didn't win 2020 because of how unpopular trump was And he beat Kamala anyway. And he beat Clinton anyway too with more than a billion dollars spent on the campaign. Do you want to win or bitch about it? > And i'm not saying we need to try and win over trump voters to win, but acting like independents didn't help swing the election is a sure way to lose. SO DON'T RUN AN UNPOPULAR CANDIDATE IN A POPULARITY CONTEST

McKoijion

> TRUMP ON STARMER: 'I TOLD HIM WE DON'T WANT YOUR AIRCRAFT CARRIERS' Lmao

Spy300

Setup. 8 months ago. >TRUMP: EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON’T DO IT! Knock down. >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

Colloquial

likely to get the DON to blow you up and brag about taking down the TRAN DE AQUA

Alimakakos

Nope. They require energy via electricity which thankfully can be produced any number of ways that DON'T include oil. Most are locating in the US nearby strong sources of renewable and only utilize diesel or propane as backup generators to run in the event of outages but not long term. Electricity is tied to the energy market and so is oil but they are not identical commodities

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING

when I cum, I scream like a soldier having a limb amputated in a Civil War field hospital women don't seem to like it AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE

underground_14_91

If anyone talks to me about risk tolerance again, I’m going to lose my mind. Risk tolerance doesn’t matter here, the guy is full porting his entire account into single stock options, what risk tolerance are we talking about here? He should’ve sold it when it immediately turned red or should’ve held onto it until it’s dust. Why are we talking about a good risk tolerance practice when this guy is full porting into options on a single stock because he averaged in, and then worried about a -20% in 2 days? If he didn’t have the risk tolerance, then he wouldn’t have been full porting like a retard, which is my whole point, so just hold onto it bc guess what, it can go up just as fast. Are you seriously talking to me about ‘good full porting practices’? I got one better for you, DON’T YOLO YOUR ACCOUNT ON OPTIONS ON A SINGLE STOCK, and if you do don’t wait until it’s -20% then. That’s much better advice than what you’re spewing.

Bitter-Basket

When the market is up so much it’s “too good to be true”, I take profits on my speculative investments and put them into treasuries. And I have a reserve of treasuries (SGOV) I can tap into. I DON’T do that on my primary index fund investments. I don’t “time the market” with index funds.

diefy7321

He would have kept sending the money and said “DON’T” lmfaooo

Troubled14

One word “DON’T”

xiguy1

It would be…but unlike T.Rump…the Fed has a plan, and they take their time to consider the outcomes of significant decisions and changes. So I’m hoping that they DON’T drop rates, at least without due analysis…as that will only speed up inflation (which I’m positive is already going to be much worse than expected as the Iran war’s global impacts on the supply chain grow).

Inevitable_Mirror_74

Oil crashing but SPY DON’T CARE

2020isgreat

WRIGHT: TRUMP IS CONCERNED ABOUT RISING ENERGY PRICES DURING THIS SHORT-TERM PERIOD -FOX NEWS INTERVIEW I THOUGHT U DON'T CARE[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032096457369796690)

2020isgreat

TRUMP: ASKED IF IRAN LAID MINES IN HORMUZ: WE DON'T THINK SO No reaction from oil markets[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2031767960097046643)

Short-Coast9042

I mean we have successfully raised taxes and cut spending before so I'm not sure why you're acting like that's impossible. Anyway I'm not making any claims about the ease of political will, just pointing out that it is doable. Of course, it seems obvious to me that, despite people bitching about inflation, they bitch even more about higher taxes and lower spending. Which is why we actually DON'T do fiscal austerity most of the time. I don't personally think that's the worst thing in the world; I think we can survive a little inflation, and a certain amount may even be a good idea. But if you prefer disinflation or outright deflation, there's policy for that. No one said it would be popular though.

Austin_Destroyer

On the one hand, it's sorta condescending to sticky the hotline number. On the other hand, I feel like the mods aren't taking our collective sadness seriously. **DON'T TRY TO STOP ME, SMEE**

CallsOrPutsYES

Yes, DON’T be woke be AWAKE

PixelsAreMyHobby

I‘d argue you must be stupid if you DON‘T believe this. 😉

Commercial_Horror204

Closed all my QQQ PUTS for profits THIS IS NUTS! DON"T HOLD ANY PUTS NOW

No_Cod972

DON'T say that

borkthegee

This is total horseshit. Y'all are just pissed that you fucking fell for the "no foreign wars" bit as Trump launches into war after war after war, this time a massive regional war that is spiralling out of control. Loves dictators? Motherfucker we love peace. We all cheered when Joe Biden left Afghanistan even while you fucks complained that it looked messy and we looked bad. But reddit cheered anyway -- another war over. Of fucking course it's a good thing when bad people die. It's a good thing when people who order the death of people, including their own citizens die. We're all going to have one of the largest parties in national history when Trump dies. But, and stay with me for a second, we did not "merely kill a dictator". We started a massive fucking boondoggle middle eastern war featuring us spending trillions WE DON'T HAVE. Show some fucking honesty: either admit that being pro-peace and anti-middle eastern war is fucking OK and reddit is OK to be that way, or admit you're just another soulless neo-con goon thrilled to watch America spend trillions radicalizing generation after generation of muslim who watch their families get torn apart over and over.

barelyreadsenglish

DON'T trust that fart

portfoliorating

# I MISS mr. BlDEN... all he said was "DON'T" AND WORLD PEACE

WolfOffSesameStreet

DON'T do anything crazy like buy back in yet, give it a few days, or maybe even months.

NaluknengBalong_0918

Teflon DON!💃💃💃🤣

Eastern-Joke-7537

“Do YOU want to hold stocks overnight? Sure, we all DON’T. Sign up NOW for a 2 week crash course in VCR repair.” 😂

Emilio___Molestevez

$NBIS only -1.5% today which is practically green which means -11% tmrw I DON'T MAKE THE RULEE

GeoLogic23

So you DON'T think this has anything to do whatsoever with buying infrastructure for hemp beverages? Again it might not work. They might lose 50% of their share price before turning it around. Idk. But can we stop pretending like the only reason they are buying alcohol is to go "away" from cannabis? They have been saying for literally years their plan is to merge the two markets through THC drinks. It's not a complicated plan. Again i am not saying it will work, or you should buy Tilray, or Irwin makes an appropriate salary, or anything of the sort. But their beverage strategy is extremely clear.

Overall-Fold-9720

ITS JUST A COINCIDENCE, DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT ABOUT THE DECENTRALIZED ASSET, SAVIOR FROM THE CORRUPT SYSTEM (/s, for the few regards)

Poor_Life-choices

So having kids happens when you DON'T do butt stuff

z00o0omb11i1ies

"every LAWFUL purpose" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH BITCH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT LAWFUL MEANS, AND THE LAW WILL BE WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE

EmbarrassedOrchid685

LOL WE DON'T NEED THEM (then why the tantrum post dirty diaper don?) i thought they were going to force them to comply (rhymes with grape) now they are just taking their ball and going home? what a bunch of pussies. the left wins again! we keep winning! so much winning its out of control!

DriveOk3184

3x the daily volume on BYND right now... kind of stupid if you DON'T buy

FormalCompetition118

HOLD ON LOOSELY, BUT DON'T LET GO Sell your calls at the bottom, you were never in control

MonitorAway2394

YOU DON'T NEED TO REVEAL TIME sometimes... XD