DON

GerryManDarling

Shorting any stocks in today's market is true regards. RESASON DON'T BUY STOCKS, REGARDS DO.

sfw_supdood

I go to personal insults when you make shit up and try to insult me with your conspiracy theories of my background. You said I think tech is going to fail. YOU DON'T KNOW MY POSITIONS. It's cope. I've been long tech for my whole careeer. I just sold some of my Microsoft stock from my previous job at ATH. I'm balanced, I'm not stuck in AI psychosis. You're delusional and can't even have a conversation with someone who doesn't agree with you.

imustbegthequestion

https://preview.redd.it/ogk1o8pv4jhh1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56dd54b95866c160d8ca7d9fd9c5a0f9efb7a5a8 First news I've seen this night. You win the inaugural Ai SLaUGH DuMâTîN. Thank the EuroRîchè. They finally took a break from the Casino and are hopefully buying AC units and electric space heaters. Calls across the board. This guy is the current DON of RDDT in my eyes. I only wear glasses from $MILAN #GoldPRáDÁ today. I'm a Tar Heel so they have to have blue on them. \#BattLEofDaBLuEZ, edition Fall 2026. I plan to be the biggliest booster of all time. Just cause you're special, This baccarat is all for you. Post or PM me for 3 wishes. Bank or you print 0dte.

diefy7321

Eyeran: WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH AMERIFATS Also Eyeran: OKAY BUT WE CHARGE TOLLS Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

financiallythriving

“ So we're canceling the PEACE. Total disaster. The fake news will say the stock market will plunge. I DON'T CARE. The economists are crying, the TV people are screaming, and frankly it's tremendous television. Anyway, the peace deal has been FIRED and we will hit them HARD. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” \-DJT

imustbegthequestion

RDDT. The reply button on the chat keeps moving on my iPhone 17, 256 gb. Don't make me buy a SAMSUNG. KOREA BROZ, I'LL MAKE YOU THE AI SLOHP DUNOÎT IF YOU DON'T FUCK THIS UP. Sit down Singapore Tigers. The Korean HoneyBadgers are hunting Snakes in the Grass. Calls on Bears, Flockaveli came out like 17 years ago.

hmmmmmmmmmidk

i DON’T like the chat. CAT gonna bounce or what?

Full_Pear449

So you are experimenting with a put option. Have you never heard of time decay. I guess that you DON"T KNOW what this SYMBOL is AVS

unhappyreach_

2% away from ATH AND YOU DON'T BELIEVE ??

Growly150

I DON'T think that's true, but even if it is, I don't care

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

Don't let go Leo. DON'T LET GO.

SillyBusiness1634

DON'T DO IT. Options are a con, you don't win.

SillyBusiness1634

NO. DON:T DO IT. It's a con !

No-Put2311

What on earth is Warsh saying man. He is just word salading everything. IT SOUNDS LIKE MY WORK MEETINGS AND I DON'T LIKE IT

ShittyUsernane1222

https://preview.redd.it/d0x7yosz8zfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867603ebfb3b47831b419edff9581cd681051aa6 🏳️‍🌈🐻's are in control. JDPON DON will save puts.

Spy300

Hey guys, i think theyre going to raise rates >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY

Spy300

Hey guys, I think theyre going to hike the rates >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY

DickyFishb

You don't hold til the expiration. Get in a highly liquid stock like SPY Trade early in the morning DON'T TRADE AT POWERHOUR (last hour of the day) unless you ARE 99% certain it will hit or go above your breakeven strike price. And for me personally: I don't hold no more then 30 mins and follow my SL

Glittering-Drop-5822

Hahahaha. Glad to see this. And there are others. DON'T BLAME ELON. Blame yourself for buying into the hype. Will go down another $10.00 per share before it flatlines. THE VALUATION WAS BASED ON "EXPERIMENTAL" POTENTIAL. Be an investor, NOT a gambler.

OkAlternative7705

imao IMAO BEARS LOL, every week market pumps huge fucking huge on modnay +3%, +5% THIS MARKET IS LITRALY FUCKING FREE MONEY LOLE AND YOU STILL TRY TO LOSE MONEY BY SHORTING SOMEHTIGN THAT ONLY GOES UP LOL, I AM AT A POINT THAT I DON'T EVEN FEEL SORRY FOR YOU GUYS imao

insideout_waffle

As a consumer, I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT ORACLE DOES EXACTLY. I see ads sometimes. Do they just make ads?

Slowmac123

No, no no NO NO DON'D DO THAT. I THOUGHT WERE HAVING A NICE GREEN DAY https://preview.redd.it/4ee4a40c38fh1.png?width=335&format=png&auto=webp&s=b57fa19bcff1aad5ed8d07a063e1532109ac2fb5

Spy300

Are these rate hikes in the room with you right now? >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >DALY SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE NOT GOOD AT THIS JUNCTURE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION” >WARSH SAID HE WOULD STAY QUIET IF TRUMP ATTEMPTED TO INFLUENCE POLICY. >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY

Wolvshammy

This has Pump and Dumpling written all over it. So, you barely speak English. You're proposing a Chinese penny stock. You have "close contacts" with the company. You have a fresh account with no karma and everything removed from trying to pump this stock.....AND somehow we are supposed to believe you DON'T work for the Chinese government or a pump and dump building in ZhenJeng China but in actuality just like to hang out on Reddit and talk to Americans about the amazing opportunities they are missing out on?

abroadbroadband

The sun is too bright, and I DON'T like it How do we dim this sucker 😡

Jerikolol

***DJT ADRESSING THE NATION AGAIN AS IRAN WAR ENTERS ITS 8TH NIGHT OF RENEWED OPERATIONS:*** "MY FRIENDS... THEY SAY I DON'T WANT WAR." My friends... People have said—many people, the smartest people—that I don't like war. Wrong. I like war. No... I LOVE WAR! I love shock and awe. I love bunker busters. I love aircraft carriers parked somewhere "strictly as a deterrent.". I love hearing the words "limited military operation" on Monday and "regime change was never the goal" by Friday. Carrier groups in the Gulf. B-2 bombers in the night. Tomahawks flying so fast CNN can't even animate them correctly. I LOVE THEM ALL. My heart skips a beat whenever the Pentagon says, "We have achieved our objectives.". Especially when five minutes later someone leaks "...there are actually more objectives.". I love watching defense contractors discover record quarterly earnings. I love seeing Raytheon stock print a green candle so large it has its own ZIP code. I love when oil traders collectively forget what the word "supply" means. There is nothing—NOTHING—more beautiful than opening futures at 6 PM on Sunday and seeing the S&P down 2% while Lockheed Martin is somehow +8%. MAGNIFICENT. My friends... I don't merely enjoy military escalation. I cherish it. I nurture it. I refresh X every thirty seconds waiting for anonymous OSINT accounts to post blurry satellite images with seventeen red circles and the words: "BIG IF TRUE." YES. YES! MORE! I want DEFCON rumors. I want anonymous officials. I want contradictory Pentagon statements. Mandatory testosterone testing. I want oil at $120. VIX at 45. And SPY somehow still green. THAT... THAT IS THE AMERICAN WAY. Now... Bring me another "breaking news" banner. We're only getting started.

Direct-Boy888

Try ndx 😂 JK DON’T

Hot_Sacks

The biggest lesson the market has been trying to teach me these past few months is: DON’T BE A GREEDY BASTARD Learning the lesson, however, has been elusive

Organic-Calendar-244

DON’T open the casino

D1rtD3mon

I'll be yall's peace of mind for a second.... any of you who are panicking right now just zoom out on every graph of every major company right now and realize corrections are all part of the game. BUY THE DIP AND DON'T TRIP

kaliforniakratom

One thing stupid about SOFI is it doesn't show you that I bought it at 135 and sold it at 225. But then bought it back under 150. ChatGPT SAID : DON'T BUY IT BACK YET I didn't listen

CressWide1842

Ukraine isn't exactly good either pal. It has characteristics that are sort of starting to resemble that of Israel. Well.. it's not like their hiding it though, It is "forbidden" to compare to the Holocaust? Ok, maybe not a targeted racial agenda or planned like the final solution, but tell that to the relatives of raped girls, land mine victims, indiscriminate bombing of civilian shelters, etc. Anyways back on the subject palantir as the people have stated the man overseeing these surveilance state sort of subject is and if not an example of an actualy evil genius unlike that of other elites who take are aware of their only actual skill is taking advantage of those below them, **BUT** NO NO NO NO that is not Peter Thiel. He's got raw talent and disposes of it infinitly. Able to lure those of the most cunning personalities into his circle and making them favor every word he says; be it higher status or not. Man has not a fucking shred of empathy, simply a man wanting to rule the world. You could describe him as that of the devils hands at play. The man will be the end of us. Already implementing radar and advanced camera signonamy that can literally tell what your about to say before you even say it just be reading your facial cues (Muscles and what not). WHY WOULD THEY EVER FUCKING NEED tHAT AND 24 HOUR. what is their to be proud of as an "American" well the word american is falsely used today and is a mockery of real americans since colonialism. But what is the differnce between china and america now if the U.S. is propesing even farther extremism survielance. Theres a reason countries that opt to serve the people and the few laughed at the idea of being persuade to implement this in their states. Do not be ignorant and fooled by an elite they are human and will act like you but their dark sides have the power that others DON"T. It is your responsibility as a friend, family, dad, etc. To not tolerate such mockery. You are not stupid I know that and no one really is. They have worked hard to de-void you of proper education in all subjects. You don't even get time to learn and everyday you lose more and more of whatever you work to achieve. I will show you the way my brothers and sisters. It is the people who serve themselves not a few. Everyone has power or no one otherwise we **lose**.

bemeandnotyou

It will be more valuable than earth, U JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND u chummy poors.

Mike_Oxafloppan

Maybe “they” really DON’T want to pay out puts. Show me 752 close for fun.

Emilio___Molestevez

fucking $GOOG delaying a release because THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH COMPUTE LITERALLY FUCKING $GOOG IS COMPUTE CONSTRAINED AND THESE FUCKING RETARDS KEEP SELLING AI INFRASTRUCTURE

ill-get-it-together

This is a PSA for everyone that reads it - STOP TRADING OPTIONS - YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

Spy300

>WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY ✅️ lol

Sad_Standard7054

DON‘t OPEN THE CASINO

I_work_too_much

🎶 Everybody hates you, everybody wishes that you were dead, cuz KOSPI you suck, KOSPI you suck, KOSPI your selling is fucking terrible. KOSPI YOU SUCK KOSPI YOU SUCK KOSPI YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING OF VALUE 🎶

More-Curious816

2022? Quickly, invest in Nvidia and all ram makers, also Google, don't DON'T Microsoft.

iTouchStuff

US DEMANDS IRAN STATE THAT HORMUZ IS OPEN: AP CITING OFFICIALS IF WE DON'T GET THE NUCLEAR DUST, WE DO NOT HAVE A DEAL WITH IRAN – SENIOR U.S. OFFICIALS JUST IN : US DEPLOYS 20 WARSHIPS AND 2 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS TOWARDS IRAN it wouldnt be a weekend without war . lmaooooo

SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich

#AYYYY YOU, YEAH YOU 🫵🤬 #DON'T TOUCH MUH GAWD DAMN SEX ROBOT, DON'T TOUCH THE MICRON DRAM, THE SANDISK NAND, OR THE AMD CPU. *and if you're cool I'll let you squeeze her boobies and her butt 😏*

BruceMee

I scalp shares, all day everyday, and if we started talking about all the things I DON'T understand, we'd be here til xmas.

Weak-Goat9278

What a pathetic mindset - you are bigger problem than your idiot leader Also YOU DON’T KNOW BALL.

Comrade_Durge

The problem is I DON’T HAVE MORE MONEY TO PUT IN, ITS ALREADY ALL IN

yahooms

**MY GF, DOESN'T HAVE A JOB FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ALWAYS BUYS DESIGNER BAGS AND SUNGLASSES 💅, CLOTHES, TRAVELS 4 TIMES A YEAR ✈️, DOESN'T HAVE RICH PARENTS, POSTING FANCY RESTAURANT & RESORTS ON IG ALL THE TIME 🏖️, OFTEN DISAPPEARS FOR A COUPLE DAYS.** MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES ALL OF IT... so awesome, I THINK I AM GONNA MARRY THIS WOMAN

Utilize3372

Market: Why can't you love me? Bear: Stop. Market: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!

Gavroche999

DON'T DO IT. You can make more money with some part time online job, where you can still be at home and help your dad. Sure you can make some 'swing trading', but with 5K you won't make much. Probably less tha a job paying like $25 or $30 an hour would pay even for 10 hours a week. If you want to learn, just do 'paper trading' on a brokerage account.

1541drive

> What if you get aggressive cancer in a year and die? Even scarier? What if you **DON’T** get cancer and live? Getting older is already rough. Getting older and poor is hell.

Crafty-Sundae6351

Analysts DON’T often beat the market. Something like 70-80% of mutual fund managers underperform the market over a long investing timeframe. Any amateur is delusional if they think they can.

Syllabub_Visual

99% of this sub’s standard jokes DON’T offend me not even the Wendy’s stuff but when it’s something that could possibly imply that you’ll be stuck with a life of mediocre said in a dismissive tone I think it crosses a line

abandoned_idol

Look. You are looking for a hobby. Fun. Play. Recreation. I understand because I also look at how my stock is performing everyday for fun. "...Take the loss..." Let's assume you sell Google and buy something else. Just assume. What guarantee do you have of choosing a stock that will outperform your google pick? If you lost interest in Google, don't sell it, just keep it in your portfolio and start buying other stocks/indexes with your future income. Having Google in your portfolio is exciting! It wasn't exciting up until now, sure. But in the future it will! You will never be able to think rationally about investing. The only way you will ever be able to invest rationally is by NOT basing your decisions on what you want. You must learn to be boring. If you are bored, get an inexpensive hobby to pass the time (which will give your stock picks time to amuse you later). Did you know that Nvidia and Micron used to be boring stocks for the longest time? (you don't believe me, do you?) Selling stock at a loss is a surefire way to lose money. You don't make money by buying high and selling low. Moon stocks are lottery tickets, not a guaranteed salary. You can't count on lottery tickets to make up for "selling at a loss". Don't turn investing into a hobby. And if you do, DON'T SELL AT A LOSS. Just be way more cautious about what you choose invest with your future money. You should sell at a win, have an emergency fund, and buy more good companies. You made a good decision, now go play videogames (or hobby of choice) instead of destroying the good decision you made. I spent an hour writing this post. But I didn't do it because I have any expertise. Sure, I'm not possessed by money as I wrote this, but I wrote this post because I am so bored right now. Boredom leads to unproductivity (I gained nothing from spending my time writing this). Boredom will lead to you burning all your wealth, terrifying stuff.

FireInTheRing

The 10 types of Micron traders 1. "I invested into this at $50. I'm not selling any time soon. I'm happy with my 5 shares" 2. "I JUST HIT THE JACKPOTTTTTTTTT!!!" 3. "I buy the top, sell the bottom, and it keeps rallying. What the actual fuck???" 4. "It has to go down soon right? I lost 20k on puts man. Please pop the bubble" 5. "MICRON IS GOING TO GO TO 10,000+!!! IF YOU DON'T THINK SO, GET THE FUCK OUT" 6. "I sold covered calls. Hahaha, please kill me" 7. "I sold secured puts. Hahaha, I'm the BEST!!!" 8. "I sold naked calls. I didn't lose much, just the house, wife, and kids" 9. "I sold naked puts. Hey man, if I lose, that's the broker's problem" 10. "I sold at $400. Oh well, you can't lose taking profits"

Scalpaholic

Keep dreaming Bols! Keep dancing! Ignore RSI and Volume on MU! And whatever you do,  DON'T. LOOK. UP.

OptionsHuduga

U MISSED SANDISK? U MISSED MICRON? THEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T MISS WDC (earnings in one month). Ur chances are running out!

DeeDee_Z

You've got some conflicting requirements, for sure. * If you want to give your kid money, open an account that transfers to them at the age of majority. * If you DON'T want your kid to get the money, DON'T open an account that transfers to them at the age of majority. Try this: open a regular brokerage account in your name; this will NOT be a tax-deferred account, so cap gains and divs and all that WILL be taxable in the year received -- but not thereafter. At some point in the future, set up an automatic transfer of $X00 per month or per quarter or even per year if you're feeling particularly "I'm in control here and you're not". Just like giving your kid an allowance, but it's coming from a brokerage account. It won't be an IRA, so *"it would be great that I could set up their retirement at age 18"* is going to be one of your requirements that conflicts with others. Any IRA account (traditional, Roth, custodial) has the requirement that contributions to it cannot exceed **the kid's** earned income for the year. Except, an Inherited IRA account, which passes to the kid as a beneficiary, but no additional money can be contributed to such an account, and there's the little detail that ***somebody has to die*** for the kid to get his hands on the money. That's all I feel like typing at the moment.

Jazzlike-Ad-9243

FULL PORT WENDY's SO YOU DON'T END UP WORKING AT ONE 🔥

ChewbaccaIsBear

As Biden would say... DON'T 

mmal55

Yes, I see your point. Your imbecility being what it is, I should have known to say JESSE, DON'T LEAVE THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION THE ENTIRE TWO DAYS.

WSB-mods-are-

Me to my MU calls: ***"NO. NO, STAY WITH ME***!" "DON'T LEAVE ME!!!"

092Casey

Yeah but no. Iran's only play was to close hormuz, spike oil to cause global recession. CON DON rallied the bank owners to flood it, probably printed classified money to cause the absurd and fake pump. Now time for thevrecession that started in March

jijitalk

NOOO PLSSS MSFT, DON’t PUT IT IN MY ASSSSSS.

THedman07

YOU DON'T NEED AI TO DO SIMPLE SHIT. WHY WOULD AI HELP WITH YOU FUCKING UP WHICH W2 YOU PUT IN? It might or it might not. Or you might put EXACTLY the right information into it and it might spit out something wrong... how is that better? Would TurboTax be threatened by a better tax prep software? Maybe if it was HRBlock or something like that, but LLM wrappers are not magically better than everything that exists. They're just not. FFS people. Its not a magic bullet that does all the things. Its a chatbot that puts together strings of words that are statistically likely to sound plausible. That's not what I want doing my taxes. YOUR issue would be solved by a software that does OCR on the form you brought in and the output was attached to a program that CHECKS THE YEAR ON THE FORM.

FineAunts

This is the right answer. 95% in VOO and feel free to fuck around with the rest. And DON'T TOUCH the 95%, bitch!

StonksInvesteur

I know it’s hard to when you lost money today, but make sure MY FUCKING BURGERS ARE NICELY FLIPPED AND MY FRIES ARE WELL SEASONED BEFORE YOU PUT THEM IN A BAG. DON’T FORGET TO FUCKING SMILE WHILE YOU’RE AT IT. BONUS POINTS IF YOU GIVE ME MORE NAPKINS

StonksInvesteur

I DON’T WANT TO HAVE MY LIFE NEGATIVELY IMPACTED BY SOMEONE ELSE’S RETARDED DECISIONS. LET ME BUY FDs AND RUIN IT MYSELF

jijitalk

No… no no no no no no msft&meta DON’T DO THAT! I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA RUN UP! WHY ARE YOU DUMPING I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA RUN UPPP… >:(

FrontLifeguard1962

You're a young person so you can recover from this lesson - DON'T TIME THE MARKET

DisgrunltedDan

🥭 : IRAN MOU IS NOT FINAL, IF I DON'T LIKE AGREEMENT WE WILL GO BACK TO DROPPING BOMBS Dude I fkn can’t anymore 🤦‍♂️

Ferdoki

> TRUMP: IRAN MOU IS NOT FINAL, IF I DON'T LIKE AGREEMENT WE WILL GO BACK TO DROPPING BOMBS oh nice

OkAlternative7705

BRUH you seem a bit on regard end so let me give you an advice. DON'T BUY SPACEX WITH YOUR MONEY. THAT STOCK IS A SCAM WAITING TO BE EXPOSED AT ANY MOMENT. can go to 100k and can go to 0 randomly.

Specialist-Low-6062

"Well, I'm upper, upper-class, high-society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all I've got big balls, I've got big balls They're such big balls, and they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls and she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all" If you don't have the courage to hold out for a catalyst. If YOU dont have conviction to wait for a up swing. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO BE IN IT FOR THE HAUL. Then why are you even here? I know I'll be buying more. Who's with me?! 

ryanpaulowenirl

on space X if you are going to enter now DON'T CATCH A FALLING KNIFE. At least let it bounce twice around 205. Take profit at 215 and get out at 200

OptionsHuduga

u have 0 right to help me and make me a better person. u also DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY

NotHannibalBurress

As I said in another comment, that is basically just the world today. There aren't really any alternatives that exist that DON'T do that.

OkAlternative7705

Got a put spread on IWM, it needs to be below 302 for me to make profit. I WILL MAKE MONEY SHORITNG THE MARKEY ATLEAST ONCE IN LIFE, YOU FUCKERS WILL WATCH I DON'T CARE IF THIS BURNS ME LIFE.

Aggravating-Job-8100

DON'T SLEEP ON QTEX, NEW QUANTUM STOCK, SI AT 30% AND BORROW FEE AT 300% small cap, they also keep releasing good news

bulrfuc

PSA: This is a casino, and the market is a brothel. You put $2 in a hoe's stinky, disgusting cooter to get $20 back. A literal 10 bagger. Once you pull out, you dont care if the prostitute ODs on fentanyl. The prostitute is a company. Every company you "invest" in, you should never get your heartstrings attached. Put in moment, pull out more money, and once you do, doesnt matter if the company just disappears like Enron. DON'T SIMP.

bobbymcpresscot

> Of course I can't get a bank loan, that's because banks DON'T work based on market cap, since they're not morons. They work based on a projection of what can actually be gleaned in liquidation in real life. >Just like nobody else should work based on market cap for anything ever. Including writing articles about rich people milestones. Which is why the example doesn't apply. Thank you for again confirming that. >That was you **agreeing** that market cap is dumb as rocks as a measure, not a "counterargument." Giving another example just as valid as the other guy's isn't disagreeing lol No its me pointing out that the comparison doesn't hold true for Elon Musk being a trillionaire. The only way to get back to fundamentals and away from crazy net worths is to tax their portfolio.

crimeo

Of course I can't get a bank loan, that's because banks DON'T work based on market cap, since they're not morons. Just like nobody else should work based on market cap for anything ever. Including writing articles about rich people milestones. > I literally gave you a counter argument with my grass example. That was you **agreeing** that market cap is dumb as rocks as a measure, not a "counterargument."

elpresidentedeljunta

Seems like you´ve been hacked. What´s your username and password? (NO! DON´T!!!)

CMTTrader

Per Fox News: \*TRUMP: WILL BE MORE BOMBING TONIGHT \*TRUMP: BOMBING WILL BE BIGGER TONIGHT \*TRUMP: I DON'T WANT BOOTS ON THE GROUND \*TRUMP ON IRAN: THEY'RE FINISHED \*TRUMP: IRAN NEGOTIATING WITH US TO MAKE A DEAL \*TRUMP REPEATS IRAN CAN'T BUY OR DEVELOP NUCLEAR WEAPON \*TRUMP ON IRAN: KNOCKED OUT THEIR RADAR, MISSILES \*TRUMP: US FLYING PLANES OVER TEHRAN, THEY HAVE NO IDEA \*TRUMP: MY PREFERENCE HAS ALWAYS BEEN TAKE KHARG ISLAND

5uNmk

I DON'T CARE about inflation!

mneymaker

When is the meeting with the AI companies for potential US stakes? Also today is the due date of US-Iran deal that would happen till Wendesday. POTUS DON'T FAIL THE BULLS YOU SON OF A HOE

Logical-Clerk-1571

DON'T OPEN, BEAR INSIDE the writing on casino door

elpresidentedeljunta

DON´T PANIC! EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!!! NICE AND ORDERLY!!!! Let me get to the door first.

Ill-Ad1603

PSA to everybody thinking MSFT is a good opportunity here. DON’T do it. This is a falling knife 🔪 don’t catch it

Heineken_500ml

DON'T DO IT. Let OP take the physical delivery of cows. It'll be fun I swear

OkAlternative7705

buy calls thATS ALL . DON'T BEE SMART I REPEAT DON'T USE YOUR BRAIN

Rough-Breadfruit-611

Pulling out all your money in anticipation of something you're not sure is going to happen is timing the market. I thought you DON'T want to do that. Time IN THE MARKET is a stronger strategy.

iShitBloodandCumShit

THATS MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU!!! *full sends the 50cal*

Rajiiin

Damn DON you gonna let him bitch you like that

OneJellyfish5980

🥭 to Matzo: NO DON'T RESPOND, THE MARKET IS OPEN IN THE MORNING AND MY PORT IS RED AS FUCK

BasicDifficulty129

The 8hr workday is ALREADY 2-3hrs. The majority of office work is people sitting around pretending to work. AI isn't going to change that, people are just going to be expected to do more for the same amount of pay. And no, people DON'T understand the technology. They understand what they're promised it will be able to do for them by the companies who are most invested in it. The only plan for profitablity for AI is to be able to entirely replace people for less than what those people cost a company. So.. the only way for AI to be profitable is to entirely destroy the working class, and you think that's somehow a good thing? You can't see anyway in which that could go wrong?

Puzzleheaded-Self530

I've noticed this. And if you look at my all time trend graph it trends straight up with a dead drop like VERY RECENTLY. Possibly insider trading? Someone that knows something WE DON'T. Obviously to some extent that's always true. Has anyone modeled this through to account for this?

confused_teabagger

You have to exercise your heart to failure get the best gains! ^^^DON'T ^^^DO ^^^THIS!!!!

CardboardTick

They want retail to hold the bag - DON’T DO IT!!

ProbablyAnFBIBot

>I'm being paid to teach a machine to do a Job that will eventually no longer require a human. Sure the costs of AI queries is becoming untenable, none of these companies are actually seeing a profit boost beyond cutting labor and assigning multiple roles to individuals to save further, but YOU DON'T KNOW HOW COOL THIS STUFF IS. Man, the indentured servants to the oligarchy actually think they are part of some revolution. Yeah, the revolution where you are useless lol 

robmafia

orcl: sells bonds to cover oci capex. oci is killing it. cloud is already their largest segment. they're aggressively jumping into the cloud space and competing with aws, azure. the market : *omg, why would anyone want to invest in their growth segment with half a trillion in backlog? are they stupid? why would they spend money to make much more money?* **orcl gets hammered since october, despite positive developments (oai raised tons, oai won lawsuit, orcl bought tik tok, oci gets tik tok as customer, oci gets govt contracts - down 40% from ath. down 15% since BEFORE the oai deal was announced. down 10% today because why not?** amzn, msft, meta, goog : ...yeah, we're raising equity for cloud capex, their biggest growth drivers, with similar backlogs (well, except meta). we like making tons of money. the market: *surprised pikachu* HOW DARE COMPANIES INVEST IN THEMSELVES TO REALIZE ~HALF A TRILLION EACH IN BACKLOGGED REVENUE? DON'T THEY REALIZE THAT MAKING TONS OF MONEY IS DUMB? it's all so tiring.

BooBrew32

Mango: If you've seen the stock market, WHICH WAS AT ALL TIME HIGHS, but now is not, it's because that rascally BIDEN found the STOCK MARKET MACHINE and pressed the SELL-OFF button. DON'T BE A PANICAN!!!! This war in Iran, WHICH I HAVE WON 15 times ALREADY, will be over soon!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!! DJT