Reddit Posts
Empty streets next to high schools as a recession indicator
Sam Bankman Fried and the Crapto Fraud
everything is way to toxic best to stay off these chats and forums NOTHING BUD SHILLS AND KIDS
Hodl the Line my fellow 🦧 Let’s make everyone in our life whoever said we couldn’t do it, watch us make this world a little better.HODL for for KIDS, HODL for your Wife or HuSband, HODL BECAUSE THIS IS OUR ONLY CHANCE TOO STAND UP FOR WHAT IS RIGHT!
OSCR Health insurance technologies is undervalued as it recovers from all-time low (DD)
This is why I HOLD:🎗I pledge to donate 10% of all AMC gains for CHARITY🎗 - WHO IS WITH ME?
If $BB doesn't start to gain........
THIS IS SPARTA!🤺⚔🛡 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. FOR EVERY SINGLE FALSE ARTICLE THEY POST WE SHALL BUY AMC. EVERYTIME THEY SHORT, WE BUY AMC. EVERYTIME THEY TWIST OUR WORDS WE SHALL BUY AMC! AND EVERYTIME ADAM ARON DOES AN INTERVIEW IN HIS UNDERWEAR WE'LL BUY DOUBLE!🦍🍌🙌💎
THEY ARE SHORTING MORE! A LOT MORE! FUEL TO THE FIRE BABY!⛽🔥🔥🔥
RVP - Retractable Technologies is about to Squeeze Hard
Retractable Technologies about to SQUEEZE HAAAAAAAARD
RVP (Retractable Technologies) about to SQUEEZE HAAAAAAARD
$GMER to the moon? (Good Gaming, Inc) Penny stock that hosts eSports tournaments FOR THE KIDS!
$GMER to the moon? (Good Gaming, Inc) Penny stock that hosts eSports tournaments FOR THE KIDS!
American Market Collapses; Greedy Men End (AMC; GME) - Stop The Illegal Manipulation
American Market Collapses; Greedy Men End (AMC; GME) - Let’s Stop The Shorting
I’ve had enough of it. And I’m done.
$AMC “falling”, but don’t panic. Buy dips, or wait for a hard floor
$AMC “falling”, but don’t panic. Buy dips, or wait for a hard floor
Mentions
But “I VOTED FOR HER KIDS”. No asshole, you didn’t.
# SO, THE CHILDREN FUND OF AMERICA (AKA TRṳmp ACCOUNT) BOUGHT AT TOP TOO??? ...LOL **THESE KIDS ARE GONNA BE POOR 🤲**
EVERYONE CALM DOWN! I'm old as DIRT! You will seee WAVES! Up, DOWN! SIDE TO SIDE BABY! Keep some money ASIDE for the WAVES! BUY LOW, SELL HIGH! You YOUNG KIDS get CONFUSED and I think BUY HIGH, Sell LOW on FEAR! Every TIME i Wanted to SELL at a LOSS, it always ends BACK UP! Unless the company is on the verge of BANKRUPTCY like SPIRIT! Stay away from the NOISE! FOCUS ON THE GOODS! AI, TECH, BANKING, POWER/ENERGY, WATER. S&P 500 BABY!!!! You'll be JUST FINE!
EVERYONE CALM DOWN! I'm old as DIRT! You will seee WAVES! Up, DOWN! SIDE TO SIDE BABY! Keep some money ASIDE for the WAVES! BUY LOW, SELL HIGH! You YOUNG KIDS get CONFUSED and I think BUY HIGH, Sell LOW on FEAR! Every TIME i Wanted to SELL at a LOSS, it always ends BACK UP! Unless the company is on the verge of BANKRUPTCY like SPIRIT! Stay away from the NOISE! FOCUS ON THE GOODS! AI, TECH, BANKING, POWER/ENERGY, WATER. S&P 500 BABY!!!! You'll be JUST FINE!
do we really want a 31 year old woman leave behind 2 children and die? LEAVE 31 ALOOONE HOW FUCKING ANYONE DARE MAKE FUN OF 31, SHE HAS 2 FUCKING KIDS,ALL YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HER LEAVE 31 ALOOOONE ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MORE MORE MORE MORE LEAVE HER ALONE YOU LUCKY SHE EVEN PERFORMES FOR YOU YOU CRAZY BASTARDS LEAVE 31 ALONE, PLEEEASE
SELL YOUR KIDS, SELL YOUR WIFE, SELL YOUR WIFE's BULL
FUCK DEM KIDS - pope leo, member of the technical staff at Anthropic
I need you to pump, Spy. I GOT FIVE KIDS TO FEED.
🤦 this really isn't fkn funny... People have lost their lives because of this scumbag!! They won't ever get to go home.. hug their mom, dad, siblings...... KIDS/WIFE!!! And the same goes for them... All for nothing.... Well....oil
So parenting just does NOT exist anymore I see. All these kids have ipads shoved onto them by their irresponsible parents and have the internet raise them then blame the ficking internet when something happens. HOW ABOUT YOU BE A RESPONSIBLE FUCKING ADULT AND PARENT YOUR DAMN KIDS! THATS NOT THE INTERNETS JOB!
Yes it’s 1-877-CARS 4 KIDS
Honestly, fuck META. LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!
**i love every once in a while when a guy rage posts here something along the lines of** *" WTF WSB, I TRUSTED YOU. I PUT HALF MY HOME IN THIS PLAY. WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL MY KIDS??? WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL MY WIFE? IM RUINED, I HATE YOU, I HATE ALL OF YOU FOR RUINING MY LIFE."* a dark part of me hopes we get such a lolcow show themselves in a couple months
Gotta stop using ROBINHOOD AND LETS THE KIDS HAVE THAT! They froze us out of GameStop and amc gains years ago and I left them! It’s easy to use but they definitely rigging that platform! Go to a more advanced one and this has a way lower chance of that happening!
i HAVE NO KIDS AND NO HOUSE, WHAT can i write off :(((
***Bearrorist!!*** ***MY KOREAN neighbour HAS BEEN SMOKING OUTSIDE AND YELLING AT HIS KIDS FOR 2 HOURS.*** ***PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CAN'T MASTU\* HEARING IT, IT'S SO SAD***
https://preview.redd.it/mw0ajtq7mlhg1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e4a7a580aae8aa46ee83cd5c9ceb6e8d1a2de3 # IVE # BECOME SO NUMB # I CANT GIVE MY KIDS CARE
https://preview.redd.it/fgqfssulllhg1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ad2fa7dda9eac50183f03192b7854ad01a6f90 # IVE # BECOME SO NUMB # I CANT GIVE MY KIDS CARE
Its not fair, I completely abandoned all my morals and fell into the cult that excuses pedophilic actions because Im too stupid to trade this market but still think I deserve to beat the market. This was never supposed to happen, line was not supposed to go down. WTF man. A 1.5% move down will literally RUIN me. I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE PEDOPHILA MANAGER, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. YOU CAN ONLY RAPE KIDS IF MY LINE GOES UP!
EVERY COMPANY WHO HAD A CEO WHO DIDDLES KIDS SHOULD BE RED FOR ALL ETERNITY (except the ones you hold)
THEY EAT KIDS! (quite literally)
1) Learn your lessons 2) Work very hard at your day job. 3) Don’t think you will get rich in options. Instead, just by VOO and forget so you can keep focused on your day job that pays the bills and supplement your investment. 4) DO NOT HAVE KIDS until you are well off financially. Wear a condom or pull out and give her a facial. Once you have kids, your life will change to the worst possible outcome 😂 5) Live like a poor man, because most of the people who aim for luxurious life are most likely in debt and live paycheck to paycheck.
[OMG WHAT A CRASH BACK TO WHERE IT WAS A WEEK AGO THE SKY IS FALLING SELL YOUR KIDS AND DIVORCE YOUR HOUSE NOW](https://i.imgur.com/m3jRDAG.png)
[OMG WHAT A CRASH BACK TO WHERE IT WAS A WEEK AGO THE SKY IS FALLING SELL YOUR KIDS AND DIVORCE YOUR HOUSE NOW](https://i.imgur.com/m3jRDAG.png)
That’s the (multi) million dollar question. While I see your point about Gitmo, this one may be a bit different. I just wish that folks on both sides of the aisle realize that putting KIDS in concentration camps is just WRONG. One can hope.
500 -> 2400 on IBRX, I cashed out and bought the highest calls possible for next week. My tits are so jacked. I really need this money, I have kids to feed, whose gonn feed these KIDS??!?!
Victim blaming pos. SHE HAD 3 KIDS AND DID NOT DESERVE DEATH FOR THIS. Fuck ICE and you assholes for blaming this kind soul for this heinous situation Donald has thrown America into.
yEAH KIDS NETFLIX STOCK WENT DOWN SANTA WANTs your gifts back
I LOVE KIDS!!! made a bunch of money on this when it went from $1 to $10, but haven't looked at it since it split
It's coming I made $1m off google this year I will make $2m from Amazon FREE MONEY CUT COSTS + BUY BACKS + FIRE CEO = $350 STOCK EZ PZ KIDS LETS FUCKIN GOO $AMZN
>Llama is dogshit lol Not by any metric. Again, you're just exemplifying how unreasonable you are. >And no, multiple countries banning social media for young people hasn’t happened until this year Right, because KIDS are a big source of ad revenue and monetization? C'mon dude...
Really need Santa Rally to pop tomorrow I GOT FIVE KIDS TO FEED.
Stocks on my Watchlist Now: $OPEN $BULL $AIFU $KIDS $PFSA $CMND
50 year mortgage 🫷🚫 100 year mortgage 👍 #NOW WE GOT YOU & YOUR KIDS TRAPPED MWAHAHAHA 👹👹👹👹
Mark, pls, save ur company!! THINK ABOUT UR KIDS!!!
> Plata O Plomo > [TAKE CARE OF MY WIFE AND KIDS](https://media.tenor.com/CT8uDkMXPjwAAAAM/hot-fuzz.gif)
No one FUCKING CARES ABOUT BABIES BRO???? WE LITERALLY CANNOT FUCKING AFFORD KIDS LMAOOOO
# why tf is GS and JPM dumping. I GOT KIDS TO FEED FUCKING HELL
AMD BERS LOST THE WIFE AND KIDS ON MONDAY AND NOW THEY lost their own mother today LMAO 🤌 so embarrasing!
Quiting some risky investments to probably the riskiest investment of all .....KIDS!! God bless you😂
Trans underwear for KIDS. Whatever your politics, it's a small segment of the population that needs a specialty product like that. It's not smart to put that product in the front of your store as so few people actually buy it. Why waste your best shelf space on something 99.99999999999% of your consumers aren't interested in buying? Making dumb ass decisions like this crashed their sales.
I'M RICH AND HAVE A FANTASTIC LIFE AND WIFE AND DOG AND KIDS AND HOUSES AND CARS AND MONEY HAHA YOU LOSE I PROVED I AM BETTER THAN AN ANONYMOUS STRANGER This is a reply I have almost literally received before. Pure art.
Bro I get gun violence happens everywhere I’m talking specifically about You, sending your kid to elementary school, and he gets shot by another *child*. That doesn’t happen ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD. Not at the rate it does here in the US! I work at a college campus, you know what scares the fuck out of me? A kid getting upset about a grade I give out and blasting the whole class. This is the only country where I need to fear that. And before you talk about mental health (which republicans keep dismantling access for). I originally come from a “shit” country, with low mental health access, with an ongoing civil war, violence, drugs, poverty. Lots of very messed up people. You know what doesn’t happen there? Kids shooting up schools. Do people get shot there? Yeah. Are KIDS being killed in classrooms?! No!!!!!! So idk man, the guy who when asked about a mass shooting that killed 3 children and 3 adults said “it’s a worth while sacrifice to keep our guns” gets zero sympathy for me. He died on what he preached.
Looks like $KIDS halted 👀
They have the new robotic stores, if they would just introduce a KIDS MEAL FOR $7-9 like CAVA HAS.. then maybe COMPS could find a bottom.
if a 160x is easy for you, then pull out 30k and bank it. double the rest a few times. but app it takes is a few fumbles and youll join the countless poor fucks here posting a 50k->0 screenshot. WITHDRAW. YOUR KIDS OR FUTURE KIDS WILL THANK U
Yall didnt believe me when i said $GOOGL $GOOG will be $260 EOY. just like how i said it would be $200+ when it was in the $150s. You missed once chance - dont miss again. Institutions are Loading up BIG TIME. Bill ackamn doubled down and so much more. the literal GOVERNMENT is tarrifing countries that tax tech companies like $GOOGL $META - and you are chasing shitcos like $OPEN. COME ON MAN - BUILD THAT WEALTH NOW. SAVE YOUR FAMILY, YOUR KIDS, WIFE, WIFES BF, AND DOGS/CAT RESEARCH INTO GOOGLE AND COME AT ME BRUH JUST FOOOKING COME AT ME
You're missing the POINT THE KIDS STILL LOSE just now mother's can do it EQUAL RIGHTS IVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY BEAT KIDS OUTSIDE MY SCHCOOL AS TODAY
WMT HIKED FULL YEAR that was a Fake Move as they want the WALTON KIDS to sell the stock before they show HIGE LOSSES
Despite the known pedos, it is still doing well...FKKKKK......THINK ABOUT THE KIDS, THINK ABOUT THE JUSTICE, THINK ABOUT MY PUTS AND PORTFOLIO (but genuinely, fk roblox for sticking up for pedos)
RUG PULL TREAUSRY no longer buying US STONKS they're buying bullshit CHINESE ONES like fucking Intel ITS OVER KIDS
\#1 rule: Dont trade with emotions ITT: FUCKING ROBLOX PEDO MOTHER FUCKERS IF YOU HOLD THIS STOCK YOU DIDDLE KIDS HOW CAN IT GO UP AFTER FALLING 20 PERCENT LAST WEEK
Three Years Ago: I LEVERAGED MY HOUSE MY CAR MY KIDS AND BOUGHT THIS MEME STOCK/SHITCOIN/BEANIE BABY AND I AM FILTHY RICH NOW 12 months from now: We never could have seen this coming I am destitute she left me took the kids I need a listening ear friends I am having real real dark thoughts I thought for SURE that MY financial cult was "the one!" 😢
$30 is a stretch but yeah, if you want mediocre or better food/quality you're paying $15-$20. Chick, Raising Cane's, Chipotle, Cava, Shake Shack, etc. YOU'RE OLD AND THINGS COST MORE THAN THE USED TO AND KIDS NOWADAYS DON'T RESPECT ELDERS LIKE THEY USED TO AND YOU USED TO GET 2 MOVING PICTURES AND A SARSAPARILLA FOR A NICKEL
The President of the United States RAPES KIDS and must resign, immediately.
NO ! The donald is speaking about the BOOM BOOM with all of those EPSTEIN KIDS.
Setting up the scapegoats for Trump's economic collapse due to his nonsense tariffs also TRUMP RAPES KIDS
I love that the market is like HEY WE ADDED 70k PART TIME JOBS AT WENDYS THIS MONTH. ALL THOSE SUMMER JOBS FOR THE COLLEGE KIDS. THERES NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
Maybe it benefits China but.. TRUMP RAPES KIDS!
"THESE KIDS TODAY JUST DONT LEARN" - Nana prolly
DIE TSlA DIE ELMO KIDS DIE TOO https://preview.redd.it/m3idrcd81zcf1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ca115bf529706fbe2831867c7438c8984c382d5
I’m gonna start yelling “RELEASE THE FILES!!” in public places to cause a panic. Maybe a little bit of “PROTECT THE KIDS” if people look at me strangely. Then once I have their attention I’ll yell “PROTECT YOUR KIDS FROM TSLA CALLS!” and run away.
So when Biden wanted to forgive student loans, all the people that had already paid their student loans through a bitch fit. So of course, speaking as a former baby, WHERE’S MY FUCKING $1,000 DONALD? WHAT ABOUT MY NOT-NEWBORN KIDS?? HOW IS THAT FAIR???
“Liberal elite”. Meanwhile his VP is wolfing down sushi and he’s out here eating ice cream while KIDS died in Texas. They DGAF, it’s cooked with bacon grease out here.
It’s only people under 64 so gramma gotta be young. Way more average people (and so help me god, children) will lose coverage because of over complicated paper work and red tape. They won’t even realize they lost coverage. I want someone to fucking sky write that kids will lose healthcare. KIDS. States can deny kids coverage if the parents are behind in payments. Something Biden previously made illegal.
we going back to coal plants with Trump lol. THE KIDS YEARN FOR THE MINES
What is the opposite of MAN GO🥭 🥭: KIDS STAY ☠️
2hrs ago-TRUMP TO HOST EVENT HIGHLIGHTING INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS FOR KIDS
TRUMP TO HOST EVENT HIGHLIGHTING INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS FOR KIDS Pushing 🌽 onto kids
SPY green, TSLA -3% LUL.... WHERE ARE YOU TSLA RETARDS ? ITS TIME TO SELL YOUR WIFE AND YOUR KIDS... ITS A DEAL AT ONLY 200 PE
BIG MONEY IS DOING BIG MONEY THINGS RIGHT NOW KIDS, Be careful if you frighten easily, the waters are going to get choppy for a bit. 
GRAB YOUR POPCORN KIDS, ASIA OPEN SHALL BE INTERESTING 
It worries me when WSB starts getting this bullish on something I own. Have made a mistake? NO IT'S THE KIDS WHO ARE WRONG!
What have you invested in. AAPL? Who has kids in sweat shops? What about the S&P? Still has AAPL. AND THE KIDS! PALANTIR actually has a mission. Helping governments and organizations solve some of the world’s most complex problems with their software, not to mention their significant push toward ethical AI. It’s not all about the stock price; sometimes the work a company does matters. Just saying, if you’re going to throw stones, you might want to make sure your glass house is in order first. AI will get those kids out the sweat shops. FYI. That YOU throw your money into.
Math teacher here, percentage loss per cycle is one of my explanations for exponential functions! Math in the real world! SEE, KIDS!!!!
Are bears STILL BEING BITCHES? I'm TIRED of making fun of these MOTHERFUCKINGLY POOR KIDS lmao
YAY! Gulag kids working EVERYWHERE in Florida! You get a gulag child, and -you- get a gulag child, and YOU get a gulag child! GULAG KIDS FOR EVERYONE IN FLORIDA! MAGA!!!
KIDS: “why are we poor?” DAD: “i was a gay ber”
I havent been to a cinema in decades, and in fact my KIDS only go maybe once a year at most. Everything is viewed via streaming sites, which again maybe 1 or 2 films a year, and mostly they are UK made films that actually have a script.
From Truth Social: "SO YOUR KIDS WON'T HAVE PRESENTS AT CHRISTMAS. MY KIDS ARE ALL GROWN UP, SO WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!"
$JDZG is a great sympathy play if you want KIDS action before the pump. I'm in both so win win LFG
KIDS with the expected 7am profit taking
All of his supporters need to pay attention that he isn't talking about just black and brown kids but ALL KIDS because he doesn't care about you, or your kids
KIDS up 236% today what in tarnation
YOU WORK HERE YOUR KIDS WORK HERE YOUR GRANDKIDS WORK HERE 
I AM DECLARING... I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.... SLEEPY JOE WAS TOO WEAK, WORST EVER.... barack HUSSEIN COULDN'T, WHERE IS THAT BIRTH CERTIFICATE.... ONLY I AM SMART AND STRONG ENOUGH TO DO IT... I AM SO SMART THEY CAN'T TELL ME HOW HIGH MY IQ IS... NO ONE MAKES BETTER DEALS!!! ONLY I CAN DECLARE IT! THEY ARE ASKING ME TO DO IT. I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT MY FIRST TERM. I WAS PLAYING NICE. NO MORE! I AM DECLARING MYSELF DICKTATOR. THERE WILL BE PARADES! BRING YOUR KIDS! LOTS OF BIG BEAUTIFUL TANKS. ALSO PLEASE BE NICE TO ELMO, BUY SOME TESLERS! EVERYONE WILL BE REQUIRED TO OWN ONE. THEY WILL BE POWERED BY BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL! CHINA WILL LOSE! WINNING!
TARIFFS TALKS GOING WELL KIDS WENT AND FOUND THE EGGS AND THEY WERE THE GREATEST EGGS AFTER BIDENS EGG DISASTER Etc, etc, etc
rates go to zero and the market rallies, gold hits $10,000 oz within the next 52 weeks, and it all comes crashing down in october of 2029 because its a shmita year on the hebrew calendar **jesus was cruficied today.** who does trump work for? ***Trump was born on June 14, 1946 which was exactly 700 days later when Israel was reborn as a nation on May 14, 1948. On Trump’s first day in office, he was 70 years, seven months, and seven days old. (777) He was also inaugurated in the Hebrew year 5777 and beat Hillary Clinton by 77 electoral votes (because seven electors defected.) Exactly seven months after Trump’s first full day in office, there was a total solar eclipse over the U.S continent, a path that was exclusively in the U.S. that has not happened since 1776, the year recognizing the U.S. Declaration of Independence. Trump’s birthday is June 14, 1946, which occurred also on a Blood Moon and the midpoint of his first term, Jan. 20, 2019, was also on a Blood Moon. Interestingly, Forbes Magazine ranked Trump the 777th riches person in the world.*** ***How does Trump relate to Israel, the land of God?*** ***President Trump was elected on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s 7th year, 7th month, and 7th day in office. (777)*** SOME SERIOUS MADNESS IS GOING DOWN IN AMERICA KIDS. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE
STOP SELLING REGARDS I GOT KIDS TO FEED! 
LOL FAT KIDS GOING TO WORK CAMPS TO LOSR WEIGHT AND SUPPORT THE ECONOMY 
Delisting companies should NEVER be an option. It's a pandora box that when you open, you can't close. What will you do if China decides that delisting one of their companies mean it's a greenlight to blockade all american assets on their land? What about taiwan ? They'll park ships and starve you from any import? Are YOUR KIDS READY TO DIE FOR CHIPS ????
BEATEN UP BULLS, DW, VALHALLA SOON  BEAR GENOCIDE INCOMING  YOUR KIDS WILL ASK “WHATS A BEAR, DAD?” 
🚨TSLA Signs an exclusive deal with 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS to donate all cyber trucks🚨
Breaking: The Kars 4 Kids commercial has been updated to be more appropriate for 2025. It now goes 1-877-KIDS-4-KARS donate some kids today 🎶🎵