FUND

Top-Meaning2626

Breaking: APOLLO PRIVATE CREDIT FUND TAKES USES RETAIL INVETORS MOUTHS AS TOILET AND SHITS DOWN THEIR NECKS

jeffynihao

TRUMP: I WILL DEPLOY ICE AGENTS TO AIRPORTS ON MONDAY IF DEMOCRATS DON'T AGREE TO FUND DHS Puts are so obvious bro

ihopethisworksfornow

>Hoarding dehydrated physical corn is the safest possible hedge because it retains value even during total societal collapse. >40d ago [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/3bu9BtgS4j](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/3bu9BtgS4j) https://preview.redd.it/l83yo4d4yipg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a70f2bb878648e636025c281bc209c4e788da1e OUR THESIS REMAINS FIRM AND OUR FUND WILL **CONTINUE** TO BUY, DEHYDRATE, AND STORE PHYSICAL CORN

LarryStink

> *CLIFFWATER $33 BLN PRIVATE CREDIT FUND Q1 REDEMPTIONS REACH 14% And Cliffwater is interval, meaning it is not permitted to impose gates

ResidentPack4103

From White House Twitter account USA to Send Howard Lutnick and the epstein island boys on a little snorkeling trip in the strait to scoop up those mines LUTNICK VOLUNTEERS SAYING THE SUPREME LEADER IS THE BIGGEST BLACKMAILING CREEP HE EVER MET NVM TWEET TAKEN DOWN...SOURCES CITE JARED KUSHNERS NEW 50 TRILLION DOLLAR IRAN BACKED VENTURE FUND AS TOTALLY NOT THE REASON AT ALL

ResidentPack4103

From White House Twitter account USA to Send Howard Lutnick and the epstein island boys on a little snorkeling trip in the strait to scoop up those mines LUTNICK VOLUNTEERS SAYING THE SUPREME LEADER IS THE BIGGEST BLACKMAILING CREEP HE EVER MET NVM TWEET TAKEN DOWN...SOURCES CITE JARED KUSHNERS NEW 50 TRILLION DOLLAR IRAN BACKED VENTURE FUND AS TOTALLY NOT THE REASON AT ALL

PringlesDuckFace

Careful buster, take it too far and you'll secretly be invested in an INDEX FUND

Full_Pear449

Figures.. He was not the original but soon became an integral part of the FUND....David Booth founded that fund in BROOKLYN, with 2 other UChicago grads.

ihopethisworksfornow

https://preview.redd.it/y828l70ybing1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b47ec6c500fa98c2563f9f6078e9cbf706a58e HAVE I NOT BEEN TELLING YOU ALL THAT PHYSICAL CORN WAS ABOUT TO POP OFF OUR FUND MAINTAINS ITS ORIGINAL THESIS AND WILL CONTINUE TO BUY, DEHYDRATE, AND STORE **PHYSICAL CORN**. WHERE MY CORNAHOLICS AT

methylaminebb

IM STARTING A FUND THAT BUYS AT OPEN AND SELLS THE CLOSE expected RoR is twice the market DM for details

Vivid-Ad9340

INDEX FUND. Whatever tracks the SP500, like VOO. Most of it should be in that. Putting all your money into your own stock picks as a noob... is a horrible idea. Why post about what you already did instead of posting what you should do? You're making another mistake, unfortunately.

DramaticVisit492

blah blah blah. picks and shovels. msft (and mag7) will continue to FUND the real winners. cheers m8

2020isgreat

\*HEDGE FUND ALPHAQUEST SHUTTERS AFTER THREE-YEAR LOSING STREAK ONE OF US ONE OF US[](https://x.com/zerohedge/status/2024231822448542132)

AlbinoWino73

May I introduce you all to CannTrust Holdings Inc - CNTTQ. This, my friends, is a 100% loser and still resides in my portfolio as a constant reminder that I am Lord Knucklehead, King of the Nitwits and prone to ideas so bad, SNL would spoof them for a Jean's ad. I also own 16,000 shares of Playgon Games - PLGNF, which is just a touch better with a 99.33% overall loss. AND I HAVE WORKED IN THE HEDGE FUND INDUSTRY SINCE 1999!!!!!11111 Hoping these are tax loss assets when I draw off my retirement account that holds these losers.

friizl

this guy: robinhood: limited time! start your TRUST FUND and WILL with us!

BigBloodhound007

Buying DLP PREFERRED CREDIT FUND. Not connected to tech and tangentially connected to Real Estate.

Acceptable-Target363

“They beat earnings! Why are they going down?”. FFS this is a stock subreddit, they are PRICED for growth. 45% of their cloud backlog is fucking openAI WHO THEY FUND SO ITS RECYCLED REVENUE. Their CapEx is going up and they’re investing more in GPUs that depreciate and drag earnings. They have more GPUs than power to light them, that’s a disaster.

drunkinmidget

You "Democrats will save us" ostriches with your gawd damn heads in the sand. Your democrats VOTED TO FUND ICE. Your democrats VOTED TO LET THE GOP CUT YOUR MEDICARE. Your democrats GAVE TRUMP MORE MILITARY FUNDS WHILE THREATENING TO INVADE ALLIED NATIONS. Your democrats are controlled opposition and part of the problem, you fool.

cyberdude419

Abolish ICE, abolish the NRA and finally abolish the DNC because Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries and the rest of the Democrats who just aren’t doing anything at all or who LITERALLY voted to FUND ICE….AINT SAVING AMERICA!!!! Wake Up America!!! Wake Up! Democrats voted with Trump to Fund ICE!! Nationwide General Strike Now!

k3t4mine

DANISH PENSION FUND AKADEMIKERPENSION TO EXIT US TREASURIES Oh shit they're doing it...

knoqd_

> 🚨 *DANISH PENSION FUND AKADEMIKERPENSION TO EXIT US TREASURIES And so it begins

Clueless5001

I AM SELLING NOT BUYING! IF THE FUND HAS A BAD DAY I WILL HAVE A BAD DAY. I am not exchanging, I am simply selling to get out of certain positions I have decided not to hold long term. I have not held these for that long so it is entirely possible I will lose some money. I intended to hold them but decided I do not like their action since I purchased them a couple of months ago and it was a mistake to purchase them. MY POINT IS if they were transparent in terms of pricing I could be assured that I am not losing money by selling on THAT DAY as opposed to a different day or if this were a stock I would know exactly how much I am gaining or losing before I sell. My issue is not that they trade once a day, its the lack of transparency prior to making a buy sell decision

DisneyPandora

That 3.1 Trillion was there to prevent a Great Depression. That was an EMERGENCY FUND. The only one repeating dumb shit is you. The economy was already recovering once Biden got into office, but he was a dumbass in overheating it because of his ego despite many economists warning against it like Larry Summers. But once again, Biden’s a fucking dumbass and you’re constantly repeating dumb shit that goes against expert economists.

Anchises1

A good GROWTH STOCK MUTUAL FUND

ruat_caelum

While you are doing that track an INDEX FUND with an imaginary $200 and see how it tracks with your real invested money.

DivitReddits

RUNESCAPE 3 BOND PRICES WOULD SEVERELY INCREASE IF THE BLACK MARKET FOR RS3 GP GOT CORNERED, WHICH IS NOT AT ALL DIFFICULT FOR ANY HEDGE-FUND LET ALONE A BANK. + I still bet you SPX would not rally in the same way. Put your Crayolas back in your mouth ffs.

DeeDee_Z

> Are ETFs the answer? No; an ETF is just an investment vehicle that invests in something ELSE. It's like asking, "I need better transporations; are **cars** the answer?" There are at least three different kinds of **funds** -- "mutual" and "exchange-traded" are the big two. Do you want to invest in Large-Cap US-based companies? Then you buy a FUND that specializes in them. Do you want some smaller companies? Buy a FUND that specializes in them. There's nothing magic about exchange-traded funds. For that matter, there's nothing magic about "investing", either -- it's not a get-rich-quick scheme; it's not a magic bullet; and "investing" is definitely not a way to turn last summer's pizza delivery tips into next semester's tuition. Done correctly, it's a long, slow, slog. So, open an account and get started!

Ok-Lead2509

Next week, we copy the strategy of FUND 1 Investments :)\_

TravelingAmerican40

S&P 500 INDEX FUND and don't gamble with your money anymore.

sideoframranch

GOOG IS SUB 300. SHORT THE DIP. LOSE YOUR CHILDS COLLEGE FUND. GET ADDICTED TO 0DTE PUTS. 4x MARGIN

sideoframranch

SHORT THE DIP. LOSE YOUR CHILDS COLLEGE FUND. GET ADDICTED TO 0DTE PUTS. 4x MARGIN

amplaoumplasD

JPMORGAN LAUNCHES FIRST TOKENIZED MONEY MARKET FUND ON ETHEREUM -- WSJ Please pump my BMNR so I can breakeven

SpezJailbaitMod

Here's my **BIG GONADS** FUND I'm putting together. Bitcoin (I don't have stocks for "I"or "G" yet, taking considerations) Googl Ondas Nebius Amazon Descartes Systems Shopify This is the billionaire maker right here. Holding for 20 years.

etaoin314

why? there is absolutely no reason that social security cannot operate in perpetuity. Sure the benefits may need to be adjusted a bit but SS cannot run out of money. If you think SS is running because you have grown up with conservatives telling you that the social security TRUST FUND is running out; please know that SS and the SS trust fund are two separate things and that the trust fund was only ever conceived of because the baby boomers were such a large generation and was always supposed to run out after they retired. the only way for SS to ever stop paying out is if we/our representatives vote to change the law to get rid of it. Conservatives have tried very hard to confuse the public on this point so that they dont think they will have SS in their retirement and be less angry if/when the conservatives try to kill it.

Paul_Robert_

Countered by "WELL WE WOULD BE EVEN RICHER IF YOU JUST PUT IT IN AN INDEX FUND!"

DeeDee_Z

> I honestly don’t really know what a capital gains distribution is supposed to be. When YOU sell an asset, YOU have a capital gain. This is taxable income to YOU. When a FUND sells an asset, the FUND has a capital gain. This WOULD BE taxable income to the fund, but the fund doesn't want them, so they **distribute** the **capital gains** to YOU, so that once again they are taxable income to YOU.

Godslil

Three words: SOVEREIGN. WEALTH. FUND.

L2F_mens_glutes

#LMAO MICHEAL BURRY CLOSE HIS SHORT FUND LMAO 🤣 how WSB survive longer than burry

uthillygooth

LET ME REPEAT THIS ITS AN INDEX FUND THAT TRACKS THE BRAZILIAN STOCK EXCHANGE. jfc

Horror-Pay-9814

And heres the worst part, they are keeping it shutdown over a few billion dollars for healthcare for illegals. (Which REGARDLESS OF IF WE FUND IT OR NOT WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR SINCE HOSPITALS CANT TURN AWAY PATIENTS). All the while we send tens of billions in aid to other countries.

2020isgreat

"NORWAY’S OIL FUND TO VOTE AGAINST MUSK'S $1T TESLA PAY DEAL" Europeans are so retarded[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/1985610285005332961)

Kombucha-Krazy

NORWAY SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND: WILL VOTE AGAINST TESLA CEO ELON MUSK'S PAY PACKAGE https://www.webullapp.com/news-detail/13797385906242560?__app_cfg__=%7B%22supportTheme%22%3Atrue%7D&sourcePage=Stock_NewsList&tickerId=913255598&audioNewsPlayedDuration=&theme=1&color=3&hl=en&android_sdk_int=34&canary-version=&_v=1&sp=1&statusBarHeightV2=35&isLite=false&wbFontSetting=medium&wbFontUnit=29&wbFontSize=32&isSubsNews=false

Redfield11

My employer 401(k) is through MLynch and the default fund is "MYRETIREMENT 2060 FUND". Right now only 3% above SPY but was up to 5% at one point. Looks like over the past 10 years it averages just a shade under the S&P500 (11.07% versus 11.3%) but it dropped a fair bit less during Liberation Day which is the primary driver for the a stronger year than the S&P500 (so far) I believe. And if I feel like a bubble might pop soon it seems to be able to handle the drop better. At least it did most recently.

FastAssSister

Lol. Did you seriously just say this? Dalio has called for a crash almost every year. His fund’s returns have been less than mediocre for over two decades. He is a massive grifter—and he grifted you into buying Principles. He doesn’t even manage the fund itself. He’s spent the last 20 years running a cult inside Bridgewater. You’d know this if you actually did any real research. Try reading THE FUND and then come back to me. It’s utterly hilarious that you think you need to explain to me who Ray Dalio is.

Motch6

I can answer this! The big, what they called "Investment" raise, they did prior to going public was shady! They made you feel like you were getting more than you were. They self-assessed their share rate at $44/share... they of course covered their butts by stating all the legal jargon (risk, etc.), but it gave a lot of false hope. In fact, some of the wording was so confusing, that there were online commentary about the confusion. Bottom line, it was really a FUND RAISER, NOT and investment! Therefore, anyone that bought in, sure they were given Class A shares but you PAID $44 for those shares, then BOOM, hit the market, and they didn't understand it wasn't going to stay there! Saw it drop, and BAILED. Even though i knew i was getting shafted, i purchased a few shares at that rate... I had previously purchases shares when they Split from VidAngel and then again a couple other times. (most of my shares, sadly are tied up in Class B shares) so those give me voting rights, big whoop, but nothing else. Although, i did originally purchase Class C last year that converted to Class A, so that was a nice nest egg, because I purchased way lower. So, now... its at about $6/share.. so, Great time to buy.

te7037

I checked the director share dealing on my platform. FUND 1 INVESTMENTS LLC has been buying the shares since January 2025. https://preview.redd.it/olx1z30i6ywf1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=3007f7347e372e2aa56998225c756604f7e11a60

Legitimate_Quiet1065

https://preview.redd.it/zwafyapl2rwf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50ce9c858e2fa919ae52fcbc1ca88dd344f7ac2 SHOUTOUT THE HEDGE FUND GUYS WERE ON THE SHO AS OF TODAY BUYYYYY IN BOYS

old_nighteagleowl

Bond FUND is bad idea because if *you* own bonds and yield goes up - you can just keep the bonds till they expire and at least have your money. *Fund* will sell giving you loss on 30% or more. Just have a look at UK gild *funds* and how they performed when rate for government for long gilts went up from 1% to 5%.

MasterElite1

>PAUL TUDOR JONES SEES FED FUND RATE AT 2.5 OR 2.75 IN A YEAR Sir ill take as many fixed rate loans as I can And I'll buy physical gold with it

Free-Economics3447

If you bought SPY like people said you'd be up 33% on an INDEX FUND in 6 months

wattap

NEARLY 9 OUT OF 10 FUND MANAGERS SEE U.S. STOCKS AS OVERVALUED — HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE 2001 Equal weighted S&P and small caps

ChattemiteOrelse

COMCAST CORP - Class A (CMCSA - Stock holders) : 11 holders First 3 : RAVENEL BOYKIN CURRY IV - Eagle Capital Management's Portfolio : 5% of portfolio MARK A. HILLMAN - HILLMAN VALUE FUND : 2,71 % of PF DAVID KATZ - MATRIX ADVISORS VALUE FUND : 2,50 % of PF

Old-Cantaloupe-1711

Market too frothy Credit card balances exploding Student loans coming due Bankruptcies LOOMING Earnings SUCK DJT MORE TAROFFS WHO WILL FUND Robinhood accounts now??? THE INEPT retail trader bag holders are soon to find out the pleasures of being a BEAR 🐻🐻🐻 even if you're 🐨 we still accept your kind

Vivid-Disaster-4719

Several 13G filings in August reveal that big funds are accumulating significant stakes: • Nantahala Capital Management, LLC – 10.63M shares (~9.99%) • Alyeska Investment Group, L.P. – 9.49M shares (~9.9%) • BIOTECHNOLOGY VALUE FUND LP – 6.27M shares (~6.4%) • Avidity Partners Management LP – 5.62M shares (~5.9%) This level of concentrated institutional ownership is unusual for a biotech and can make strategic partnerships or even an acquisition easier for a big pharma company. Combined with the strong pipeline marketing by management, increased conference presence, and recent clinical updates, the overall picture looks very bullish for IMUX.

jacobtmorris

It sounds like you were gambling with extra steps. The casino as 5% of my portfolio may be a good bet that I feel good about, but I'm guessing you were using 50% or more of your funds to trade options without seeking long term financially beneficial ownership of the underlying assets. Can you recover? Yes, but it's going to take you like 4 years or so.... I recommend you give yourself a hardcore rulebook to abide by so you don't fuck up like this again. I recommend setting aside 10% of your money each paycheck for EMERGENCY FUND until it is appropriately large. For me, I like a minimum of 2 months expenses in cash. I also recommend you set aside 15% to INVEST. Choose a passive investing strategy and intent to FOREVER HOLD assets that you buy. Be comfortable with your asset going down 50%. Even be excited actually because you did your damn research and are buying more because although you are frequently wrong on short term price action you are almost never wrong about medium-term (4+ years) company fundamental changes. You can do it man, but you need to pivot to a strategy that works in your favor... Fool you once, shame on market. Fool you twice, shame on you.

ConstantAd5107

There is also talk today on Resolve AI. On that, I think it was the big insiders that got a BIG FUND to get in at a sub $3 price. No rush to push it way higher yet.

GneissFrog

>JAPAN SAYS ONLY 1–2% OF $550B U.S. FUND WILL BE DIRECT INVESTMENT; REST TO BE LOANS >Japan expects that just 1% to 2% of its recently announced $550 billion partnership fund with the U.S. will involve actual capital investment, with the remainder provided through loan-based financing, officials said. LOL. And there it is. Taco thought he was getting wagyu beef but it was just spam.

Tigers2349

The FED stopped QE and actually put QE in reverse like 3 years ago. Now they started slowing the reverse process a bit by slowing down the rolloffs of bonds for balance sheet, bruit they have not been printing since before then. Maybe all the excess money they did print form 2020 to 2022 when they did QE nfifnity ha snot drained enough and why SP500 is almost 6400 which is so badly overvalued yikes despite a much higher than recent FED FUND rate of 4.25 to 4.5%. SP500 6400 and beyond just does n to feel sustainable unless inflation is low and FED cuts big time back to the 1 to 1.5% neutral rate. 6400 SP500 would have made more sense with historical growth with a near doubling in a little over 5 years if we were in the pre March 2020 low inflation 0-1% FED FUND rate ZIR{ when no other place to park money for return. But that has not been the case since late 2022.

Eye-Mobile

HEDGE FUND player released BOTS on DNUT now. Careful 👀 🧐 👀 🧐

WisestCracker

This is so easy. It's asked like 10 times a month. PUT IT IN AN INDEX FUND AND DON'T TOUCH IT FOR 20 YEARS. And for God's sake, if you're invested in Bitcoin, sell most of it.

Frotuss

Impressed by the VALUE ORIENTED FUND MANAGERS on WSB now. Those $GME, $AMC days must've been heady times. This one has some sauce and a decent 8+ million share trading day with a move that held. Most since Dec 26th when it popped to a 7.59 close ok m over 11.5 million shares THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS which is up there with the DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING as lamest sessions of the year. https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/POET/ That's a lot of real money trading. Not a lot of short interest. Hedge fund promoting it? Likely, but so was $AMC and $GME. https://indexoptiontrade.com/f/poet-competition There's more on it there. Probably a short term wonder but it was a compelling note and checks out with what it says when you cross reference it.

rugerduke5

Put it all in SP 500 INDEX FUND FOR 30 YEARS AND FORGET ABOUT IT.

rackoblack

DO NOT TRUST YOUR FRIEND AT A HIGH FEE INSURANCE SELLING MONEY GRABBING FUND. Vanguard, Fidelity or Schwab. After you have it in one of those safely, feel free to hit your friend up for advice on what to do. You'll find out then whether they're really a friend or you're their mark.

Certain_Counter_210

I agree that there is no purpose in having 2 target date funds. stick with only 1 of them. AF EUPAC FUND R6 - RERGX is one of the funds that is in my 401k too. - 3 star fund, expense ratio of .47, since inception in 2009, it has averaged around an 8% return. My 401k does not have exposer to the other funds mentioned.

Machiavellil

$TSLA GETS BLACKLISTED BY SWEDISH PENSION FUND It's all good, no worries, start the rocket.

Dbestinvest

TO FUND THE NEW - TSX!!!! Think about it!

_gpbeast_

C FUND BABY WOOO S&P 500. Really wish we had more fund options lol. I’m up 28% in my brokerage this year and down 1% on my TSP. Would love to be able to invest in other ETFs through TSP

miraiyuni

FOR BONDS: You should look at your bank account to see if they sell any bonds under their company (both government and bank bonds). FOR MONEY MARKET FUND (MMF): Money market funds invests in short term T bills and other commercial papers. the difference between MMF and Bonds are that they are high liquidity where u can take out the money anytime you want. you should look at what companies manages MMF and see the fee % as it affects your earnings alot. My favorite is Fullerton USD cash fund "A". 100% safe and low fee of 12%. FOR FIXED DEPOSITS: This normally is found in ur bank app as well, check if they have any options of fixed deposit accounts for you. the rates depends on the bank tho. PS: its ok, we all start from somewhere.

GoZukkYourself

BILL ACKMAN'S HEDGE FUND PERSHING SQUARE HAS BUILT A NEW POSITION IN AMAZON $AMZN - Bloomberg

CoolWerewolf

Don't chase loses no matter how badly you want to. You will lose it all. Just put it in an ETF or MUTUAL FUND AND FORGET ABOUT IT FOR TEN YEARS AND YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEY BACK.

speedstorm123

news on rocket is the following: "SOROS FUND MANAGEMENT REPORTS SHARE STAKE OF 360,400 CLASS A SHARES IN ROCKET COMPANIES"

TomatoSpecialist6879

Almost as if it's a coordinated effort to profit from the massive short position that institutional traders has been loading since start of May, and also a ber trap as institutes unwind their short and pass it to retails fomoing into it. There are stocks that tanked 20% in a day from no source other than "A HEDGE FUND NAMED FUZZY PANDA RETARDS SAY SHORT THE STOCK BECAUSE THEY MAY HAVE COPY META'S AD CODE"

Pickleballpizza

260 mill naked short total is accumulation of LIND'S shorting FNGR for about 3 yrs. 3 mill real short now & 6 mill that Option traders might have to buy back. ANSON FUND has a SEC federal charge against them & rumor is they r ratting people out. LIND was a partner with ANSON on a number of deals

taplar

A money market ACCOUNT or a FUND?  They are not the same thing. A fund will have a day settlement period.

AncientAckman

WHO IS GOING TO FUND THE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL MANGO 

Afraid_Grapefruit_88

Ummmmm. You mis-spelled **$700 Million PLUS jet**-- after they take it apart to strip out all the Spyware, assess it's physical and mechanical condition AND bring it up to Air Firce 1 standards WE WILL BE PAYING MANY MANY MILLIONS-- And the deal is HE GETS TO KEEP IT WHEN HE LEAVES SINCE IT IS A DONATION TO HIS LIBRARY FUND. It's naked open BRIBERY, but surely BriberyBondi and DOJ and complicit Congress will do NOTHING about that!!!

Digital_Nar

Y’all will see blessing on a black hole tomorrow. While the news around china deal is great and bitcoin price is up … the U.S. 10-YEAR TREASURY FUTURES FALL 9 TICKS, FED FUND FUTURES FURTHER TRIM RATE CUTS. Get ready for a turbulence …

GirlLuvsDogs

Heroes get GO FUND ME pages

IamNoob1998

BREAKING : TRUMP SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER TO FUND A WILD LIFE EXTICTION PREVENTION PROGRAM FOR VERY GAY BEARS 

Embarrassed_Island50

Buddy from LA just told me His buddies HEDGE FUND had an internal Call with all their traders $FNGR MEME short squeeze on way THE STREET KNOWS its on way

Sriracha_ma

CHINESE SOVEREIGN FUND CIC TO SELL U.S. PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO WORTH $1 BILLION IN SECONDARY MARKET, SOURCES SAY https://www.reuters.com/markets/asia/chinese-sovereign-fund-cic-sell-1-billion-us-private-equity-investments-sources-2025-04-30/ Anybody can validate this ?- 1 bill seems not much, but yep, it could move the market a bit ?

AluminiumCaffeine

"ELON MUSK AND TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT GOT INTO A SCREAMING MATCH IN THE WHITE HOUSE IN FRONT OF TRUMP LAST WEEK BESSENT SLAMMED MUSK’S OVERPROMISED AND UNDERDELIVERED DOGE PLANS WHILE MUSK CALLED HIM A “SOROS AGENT” AND HIM OUT FOR A “FAILED HEDGE FUND” PER AXIOS" Insane, Bessent seems like the only admin guy who actually cares about stability at all, so I do hope he can win the internal struggles going on atm for the markets sake

No_Afternoon_1976

>TESLA: SUFFICIENT LIQUIDITY TO FUND OUR PRODUCT ROADMAP Well it makes sense when the production roadmap is just making the same 4 models until the heat death of the universe and just using the margins to crank out powerpoints and tweets about absurd side projects that will go nowhere.

probablyuntrue

> TESLA: SUFFICIENT LIQUIDITY TO FUND OUR PRODUCT ROADMAP lol oh boy

SemiRobotic

Papa Jpow vs Daddy Trump. FED VS FUND: EPIC SHOWDOWN! Winner takes all. YOLO positions everywhere, and Big Bolz is the treasurer.

Easybros

"TO BAIL OUT HIGHLY LEVERAGED HEDGE FUND TRADES" Don't do highly leveraged trades unless you want to lose your pants. The FED is in their pockets.

Upbeat_Safety_5497

rate my portfolio, all ETF. Mainly focused on diversification and growth (long term) Just started, investing a small amount weekly (trying to dollar cost average) (27M) RBTZ 10% NDQ 10% GOLD 15% WDIV 15% VAS 10% IAA 10% RAIZ PROPERTY FUND 30% (REIT) Let me know what you think 👏🏼

DeeDee_Z

Bond interest is taxable income ... to *somebody*. * If the FUND keeps the dividends, the FUND recognises the income and pays taxes on it. * If they pass the dividends on to YOU, YOU get the income and pay taxes on it. This is true even if you tell the fund to reinvest FOR YOU.

Roger_Cockfoster

Seriously. This thing just keeps getting stupider and stupider. Nancy Pelosi doesn't trade shit, HER HUSBAND IS A FUCKING HEDGE FUND MANAGER. She's required to disclose any trades he makes. And the notion that she and every one else in Congress would have non-public material information about these companies *months in advance,* without it leaking, is about as regarded as it gets. You would have to have a brain smoother than a cue ball to believe that.

DonateMarrowAndBlood

PICK UP EXTRA SHIFTS NOW. BUILD UP THAT EMERGENCY FUND. This administration has said word for word "there will be hardships" guys they aren't trying to "fix" the economy because it didn't break under Biden, they are willfully ruining the economy to weaken the US as a powerhouse at the orders of Russia

NewLifeInAfghanistan

Michael Saylor has more "money" than the SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND OF THE UNITED STATES!

The_Woolsinator

Do my eyes deceive me? It couldn’t be? Is that? BAH GAWD IT IS! The HEDGE FUND coming out of retirement to battle RETAIL JOE for the title! Folks, have your children cover their eyes, if he brings out the ladder this could get ugly

likamuka

RUSSIA SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND RDIF SAYS DMITRIEV'S NEW MANDATE WILL INCLUDE TIES WITH THE UNITED STATES Krasnov is the man. I wonder if Europe will be able to stand against this traitorous deal?

dudreddit

OP, you have GOT to be kidding, right? There is so much wrong with your post. May I help identify them? Great! "I have a few index funds and my Fidelity account is professionally managed." Wrong. Index Funds are NOT professionally managed. These funds are so inexpensive because they follow an INDEX of funds and stocks are bought/sold automatically. These are unmanaged funds. "However, yesterday I looked into which specific companies make up these index funds and some of these are Tesla, Meta, Amazon and more that I have personally boycotted and was dismayed to see that they are in my stock portfolio." If you buy an index fund and these stocks are in that index then your "portfolio" will include them. Guess what ... these stocks are BIG on the NASDAQ. Solution ... get out of those IF that follow the NSADAQ and instead go for a DOW of S&P 500 index fund. "Am I able to call up my managers for these respective accounts and give them essentially a 'no fly' list for companies I never want to see in my portfolio? How does that work?" Absolutely not. NO ONE is "managing" these funds. These stocks are big on the NASDAQ, hence why they are being purchased. OP, the final thing that I will say is that you should REALLY get smarter on your investments if you are "boycotting" ANY company and please realize that you DO NOT own any stock in these companies ... the fund does. You own shares in the FUND, not the companies. Over and out ...

likamuka

THE HEAD OF THE RUSSIAN SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND, KIRILL DMITRYEV, ALREADY EXPECTS THE RETURN OF US COMPANIES TO RUSSIA THIS YEAR Fucking mango traitors.

Aixmouse

I’ve noticed a lot of volume in my hair from mixing cocaine with my shampoo. WHO WANTS TO FUND MY CLINICAL TRIALS 

silverum

The tech bro elites are very much not willing to FUND the UBI. Many among them don't want UBI either, they want to cut everyone not already wealthy or connected fully loose to struggle and die so that they can retain their wealth and power in independent corporate fiefdoms that they believe they'll rule as the elites of, believing that a subservient automation and AI will allow them to live as kings or human gods.

romt_25

🥭SIGNS AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO CREATE A SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND [](https://x.com/financialjuice/status/1886472274997322048)

GenTrapstar

If I’m looking at the right thing it’s called MYRETIREMENT 2055 FUND(WMU55)

switchroyale

Good question. I don't have the tickers but his largest account is broken down like this: LARGE CAP ---------- STOCK INDEX FUND & SYSTEMATIC CORE FUND - 58.53% SPECIALTY ---------- SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY FUND - 25.93% SMALL CAP ---------- SMALL CAP GROWTH FUND - 10.66% FIXED INCOME ---------- FIXED ACCOUNT PLUS - 4.88%