CASH

jabronismacker

But Nunes said no debt and they got $200m CASH. CASH MONEY!

WasteProgram2217

CASH ACCOUNT. Use a Cash Account. You can day trade all day with a cash account. Stop opening margin accounts, you regards.

Fantastic_Lime3671

Morning Queens OVERTIME ALL WEEK, NEVER STOP KEEP PUMPING THE MAN OUT OF HIS COLD EARNED CASH WAKE UP EARLY 30 sit ups 30 push ups 30 pull ups NO COFFEE HIT THE PROTEIN SHAKE AND MAKE 6 EGGS SOME SALT SOME SUGAR ANOTHER 30 SIT UPS ANOTHER 30 PUSH UPS GRAB COCK AND STOCK HIT THE PUNCH IN EARLY AND START WORKING POINT COCK TO SKY AND BUY!!!! NVDA 1500 EoY!!!

Extension_Tea8659

own a TON of TLTW for a year , (b/c) I see rate inflation go range up-dn-up-dn , (won't cut that soon) , choose TLTW rather than TLT a year ago. Have a big problem : it generates a lots of CASH dividends EVERY MONTH, 18% last year. Tax away at 24% on my Reg Account. Don't know what to do with all that CASH, just use it to buy TLT every month! Anyone have a better solutions? Will TLTW dividends ever will become "qualified dividends" and being taxed at 15%?

fonseca898

I was unable to transfer funds to either my Roth or traditional IRA today with Schwab. I tried multiple times throughout the day. The earliest date I could select for any transfer was 04.16.2024 for the transfer date, and there was a message that the deadline had passed to contribute for 2023 (not true). I also could not transfer CASH from my standard trading account to either IRA as a 2023 contribution. I have done all of these on the 15th many times on Ameritrade with no issue, either maxing out my contribution limit if I hadn't reached it, or moving contributions between Roth and traditional IRAs depending my taxes. Sometimes I just dump it all in the Roth. Not a big deal, but a frustrating artificial limit by Schwab. I hope I will like Fidelity for trading, because that's where I'm moving my accounts. Schwab's platform is rather disappointing after so many years of Datek/Ameritrade.

Affectionate_Law3788

In practice, what I've found is that the only thing I'm actually able to withdraw from my account is the cash balance, and I have my margin limit set at $10,000 with a portfolio much larger than that. Their policy text may not actually match what the app lets you do. I've actually had problems accessing the CASH in my account because when you sell cash covered puts, they use any of your available cash before starting to use margin to secure it. So even though I would have $10k in margin available and $5k in cash sitting in my account, it wouldn't let me withdraw anything if that $5k was being used as collateral for puts.

InternalSuspicious65

Not liquid shares, but CASH

eat-clams

NEW AI MISSILE UNVEILED BY RAYTHEON  $NVDA TO 1000 RAYTHEON TO 350 $SPY TO 569 AND IRAN KAPUT FEDERAL RESERVE GO BRRR GEN Z CUCKED SUCKED AND FUCKED AND YOUR BOOMER GRANDPARENTS PAYING FOR YOUR WIFE’S ONLYFANS  ATH AT OPEN ON MONDAY I DON’T MAKE THE RULES J POW ALSO ANNOUNCES SEX CHANGE FINRA PDT GAY CASH ACCOUNT GAYER I CAN’T AFFORD TO LIVE GAINERS ARE COOL

OG_Time_To_Kill

TSLA insiders: CASH IS KING !!! 

GS_Strategies

WTF! Are you talking about?! You are the one that does get it. First: this is NOT 25% of my capital. This is a 25% position in this play I want to hold. I have 50 contracts and will do as much as 200 contracts. I will add another 50 contracts when and if PLTR drops to a certain point. THATS WHY I DID THE FARTHEST AWAY. The annualized rate of return of the trade that expire in January is similar to my trade BUT it doesn't give me more time to maximize the profit. If PLTR does indeed drop the closer expiration date doesn't give me as the SELLER of premium the ability to add to my play and raise my premium received average. You are sitting on your high horse giving me crap when you don't know all the details and on top of that are smug and disrespectful about it. Your bearish thesis is YOUR thesis and your bias. My bullish thesis is MY thesis and my bias. Don't try to tell me you are right and I am wrong. Unless you are secretly Nostradamus STFU. Lastly, If PLTR is below $15 on expiration day I will turn it into a CASH SECURED PUT and take ownership of the shares. There's levels to this play and you just don't get it.

hgreenblatt

You mean (am I allowed to say??) SELL options, like NAKED? After reading these Reddits , and all the talkers have CASH ACCOUNTS because MARGIN just too RISKY, I guess losing your money is better than taking risk. If all you CASH ACCOUNT GUYS, want to be really shocked, watch Tasty for a day. I started with them (Tos

Democrazy_

TSM tomorrow: HOLY SHIT WE IN THE MONEY NOW, WE'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH FUCKING CASH WE LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT 🤑🤑 Stock down -2%.

Gemini_Of_Wallstreet

Man i have all my cash tied up in long term positions or actual investments. HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND CASH TO GAMBLE THIS WEEK?

GS_Strategies

When you sell a put you have a contractual OBLIGATION to BUY shares from whoever bought the put you sold. A CASH SECURED PUT simply means you have the cash in your account to BUY the shares from the person that you sold the put to. You will get the shares from that person so its not like you are just giving them money and not receiving anything. As long as you are doing that on great companies or ETFs like QQQ or SPYY you will be ok because its assumed that SPY and QQQ will recover in price eventually. So as long as you don't get worried and sell at a loss its assumed they will recover. you will only lose everything if QQQ or SPY go to $0 in this example. Now if you sell a NAKED PUT on something which technically means you don't have the cash to get exercised on (your broker most likely wont let you do this) then you can lose money and not get shares. To your point, once you recieve the shares you can sell a covered call on them and then there is no chance of "losing money on the option". The worst thing that can happen is you lose the ability to make more money because you have to sell your shares at the strike price you sold and not the price they went up to. Im not saying you cant lose portfolio value when selling covered calls though. For example if you sell a covered call on a stock and the stock tumbles down in value then your portfolio is also losing value. The covered call you sold however is UP in value for you because its being cheaper to buy back.

deewoo941

Short-term investment portfolio 1-3years 1. FBTC 30% 2. MARA 10% 3. VOO 10% 4. VGT 10% 5. NVDA 10% 7. XOM 10% 8. CVNA 5% 9. CASH$ 15%

Stevenj0549

my first reddit comment: Please Invest for the long term w most of your investment money and CONTINUE to invest consistently.. if you want to trade ( in and out in less than 6 months) do it cautiously. ie: small amounts. specifically where to invest, here is my opinion. Sounds like you are on the younger side,( 40 and under) so TIME is on your side. Warren Buffet ( as mentioned in this thread) believes in the snowball theory. Take a small snowball and a very long hill... and let your money grow and compound over time, As a beginner go broad (another WB mantra) ... buy the S&P through an ETF ( VOO or SPY) as your first investment and promise NEVER to sell it for 10-15 years. Continue to add to it slowly ... especially when the market is DOWN , until you have a pretty good base. Next if you want to buy individual stocks you can start to pick your favorite GROWTH stocks and some value stocks ( more later). Again diversify into a small group or stocks or ETF's - try and be diversified. Individual stocks CAN be risky , so look for best in each category/sector and a good entry point. If you insist on buying individual stocks, go with the best stocks in their category; like Microsoft, JP Morgan, Berkshire, and even Cocoa Cola ( KO)... but my suggestion is to start to build out your portfolio by choosing and investing in different sectors . ( if you google SPDR sectors- you will see there are 11 main sectors from energy, industrials, finance, real estate, staples , discretionary, utilities, communications, etc). .. keep an eye on them as sectors rotate in ebbs and flows. again these are long term holds, but they need to be managed by you ( add, trim, sell) as opposed to the SP500 ( ETF) Last, if you need some action, you can take 5%--10% of your portfolio , once you have established the above and gamble on the hottest stocks --- if you like! But remember -- today they [m](https://may.be)ight be hot , but tomorrow they may not! Easy to get in, harder to decide when to get out!! FINALLY - MAKE SURE TO KEEP EMERGENCY CASH ON HAND ( 3-4 MONTHS MINIMUM).... YOU DO NOT WANT TO RAID YOUR PORTFOLIO DURING TIMES OF STRESS WHEN THE MARKET IS DOWN... KEEP YOU MONEY IN A LIQUID MONEY MARKET ACCOUNT.

pleiades-rising-poet

>Continuing his defense on Truth Social, he said: "I THINK TRUTH IS AMAZING! First of all, it is very solid, having over $200,000,000 in CASH and ZERO DEBT. More importantly, it is the primary way I get the word out and, for better or worse, people want to hear what I have to say, perhaps, according to experts, more than anyone else in the World." My goodman, what a delusional pathological liar who should just retire. Imagine spending the last years of your life like this

Nicaddicted

I am all fucking aboard the god damn spy CHOO CHOO train, hope this train has a huge fucking neon sign saying “CAUTION: OVER CAPACITY W BAGS OF CASH”

greytoc

Gold is not considered the best hedge against inflation. Assuming that you are in Canada since you meantioned WealthSimple, if you are trying to hedge cash against inflation, you are already doing it because a Wealthsimple cash account is currently around 4% and inflation in Canada is under 3%. If your goal is to increase yield in the "safest" way as you mentioned - something like CASH.TO could make sense it's a Canadian ETF that investing funds in high-yield bank accounts in Canada in a similar way as a high-yield brokerage cash sweep account. And depending on your time-frame - you can increase duration using low risk investment grade fixed income products. But that depends on your liquidity requirements.

sh1tler

#TODAY IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO MAKE THE FLIGHT TO CASH AND PREPARE FOR THE DIP #SPY BELOW 500EoW

Touch_My_Anoos

Call JG Wentworth 1800-GET-CASH

letsrunthembands

Thank you , they kept calling out BS plays and I called out one that made another 100$ movement today BITCOIN CASH NOW AT 700

JblaJ11

Ha. Put your money ti rest. RIP CASH

redditsuxdeez

He could call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW

atac03

Dilution already happened. Literally a couple of days after they mentioned it there were magically 50 million more shares. Lets look at the other side of the coin. They had an extra 800 million dollars in cash and what do you think they did with it? My guess is BTC at $60k. If I am correct, they have fucking 500 million in CASH and almost 25k BTC!!!! Next week when we find out for sure what they did, I think we fucking rocket to Mars. Maybe even Uranus!

LUNA_underUrsaMajor

You have to have over 25,000 at any given time IN CASH, youll still get pattern day trader'd if you start buying options and fo below 25K,

dwinps

Dividends are a distribution of CASH, an asset. Distribute $1 of your assets and you are worth $1 less Doesn't matter if it is special or normal, it is $1 that you had yesterday that you won't have today Ever look at a stock opening after it goes ex-div? You should sometime

WhoDknee

877-CASH NOW!!!!!!!

Squidster1776

From $4.98 when i last purchased on March 13 it has gone up around 44 cents so yeah, $57,684 increase in two weeks. RYCEY is my CASH printing machine!

gorillabrewco

SO HAPPY FOR THE BULLS DJT!!!!! LETS GET IT!! WE’RE AT A POINT OF a floor from where I see it!!!!! These gains are peanuts!!!! Just wait!!! Biggest pump since Covid right here. Trumps backing this, The Saudi family, Ken Griffin, and most importantly, AMERICA!!!!!!! DO IT FOR YOUR LOVED ONES, PUT ASIDE YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS, DONT LET THEM GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR CASH!!!! DONT TRADE WITH EMOTION.

Gewoongary

Politics aside. The way he 🍊 said ‘CASH’ 😎 is such a perfect meme template

cubonelvl69

Ok normally I'd agree. But this is someone who posted on Friday, >THROUGH HARD WORK, TALENT, AND LUCK, I CURRENTLY HAVE ALMOST FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH

Aggressive-Donkey-10

What you are feeling is called Intelligence and Awareness. Yes we are ridiculously overpriced by any metric, Buffet Metric: Total stock market /GDP, or Shiller 10yr CAPE ratio is now 34, it was 29 in 0ctober of 1929, if you flip /100 the cape ratio of 34 this then suggests the returns for next 10yrs will average 2.9% a year, and this simple tool has been exceedingly accurate in its predictions, in 3/2000, CAPE was at 44, and next 10 yrs the return should have been about 2%, but was actually worse at -0.9% a year next question is what do you do?, just pretend it doesn't matter, keep it fully invested and ride it out like the Bogleheads answer to everything? "Time in the Market beats Timing the market." Well even Jack Bogle didn't believe in that cowardly approach. In late '99, he called the market Frothy and Ebullient, and he sold all his equities and went 100% full cash/bonds, and he invented the first SP500 Index Fund back in 76. What's the answer? No one knows, but you are asking the most salient question in all of investing, which is "what's the value of XYZ?" Perhaps take some risk off, and go to CASH at 5.4% tbills or 5.37% USFR, or buy REITs, they have beaten the SP500 by >1% since 1970, 13% vrs 12% nominal and currently are cheap due to recent rise in interest rates. Good Luck , but great question and very valid concerns

zaxdaman

He needs cash and he needs cash now? Call J.G. Wentworth…877-CASH-NOW

GUNNER_BASS

I still believe OP’s DD is sound. All the negativity re: Trump taking the money on day one seems completely incorrect and highly speculative. Not to mention, a move like that would certainly draw in the SEC and risk him catching another case. I HIGHLY doubt he’d do this and if he attempted it, it would need to be voted on. At the end of the day this is uncharted territory, so if anything I’m along for the lesson. I’m particularly interested in how the price and options contracts will be ratio’d, and if the Greeks sort of “reset” or if they get ratio’d as well. The psychology of a chart resetting + lower price + lower strikes has me bullish as fuck. Think about it. A $10 or $15 stock with $20-$30 strikes vs a $45 stock with $90 strikes. Psychologically the lower price and strikes win, ESPECIALLY with unseasoned buyers and cheap Boomers who bought their homes for $16k in the 70’s and 80’s. But the case OP presented above is pretty solid. You’ve got a former (used car salesmen) President with a steadfast audience of 10’s of millions and BOOMERS WITH FUCKTONS OF CASH. That in and of itself is enough to move And of course, don’t forget all the regards here that have real hands, made of diamonds!

HopeTrump

“THROUGH HARD WORK, TALENT, AND LUCK, I CURRENTLY HAVE ALMOST FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH, A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF WHICH I INTENDED TO USE IN MY CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT. THE OFTEN OVERTURNED POLITICAL HACK JUDGE ON THE RIGGED AND CORRUPT A.G. CASE, WHERE I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG, KNEW THIS, WANTED TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME, AND THAT'S WHERE AND WHY HE CAME UP WITH THE SHOCKING NUMBER WHICH, COUPLED WITH HIS CRAZY INTEREST DEMAND, IS APPROXIMATELY $454,000,000. I DID NOTHING WRONG EXCEPT WIN AN ELECTION IN 2016 THAT I WASN'T EXPECTED TO WIN, DID EVEN BETTER IN 2020, AND NOW LEAD, BY A LOT, IN 2024.THIS IS COMMUNISM IN AMERICA!” /DonaldJTrump, real president

WTFspy

> Trump Claims He’s Scraped Together Almost $500M ‘IN CASH’ as Fraud Bond Deadline Looms For DWAC put holders

WTFspy

> Trump Claims He’s Scraped Together Almost $500M ‘IN CASH’ as Fraud Bond Deadline Looms

MiamiRalph

LET'S RALLY HARD!! MAX OUT THE CASH ADVANCES ON THE CREDIT CARDS TAKE OUT A HELOC ON THE HOUSE DRAIN YOUR RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS PULL OUT A MORTGAGE ON GRANNY'S HOUSE GME LEVELS OR BUST!!! If you don't go hard after the tendies, you'll never be remembered!

MiamiRalph

LET'S RALLY HARD!! MAX OUT THE CASH ADVANCES ON THE CREDIT CARDS TAKE OUT A HELOC ON THE HOUSE DRAIN YOUR RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS PULL OUT A MORTGAGE ON GRANNY'S HOUSE GME LEVELS OR BUST!!! ​ this is not financial advice... but if you don't go hard you'll never be remembered

DiarrheaShitLord

Stick it in CASH.TO and spend it as needed.

schbloimps

CASH ADVANCE? The shit that has like 200% APR? Dude, you're fucked even if you win with that kind of mentality.

TruthDemocracy

You wouldn't be margin call if you "actually " using CASH Secured. Sounded like you using Margin? Just so everyone in here are on the same page. Rule number 1: do not play with money you dont have. Hope you recoupe your losses. I been doing Cash Secured and CCs since 2019.

M_from_Vegas

CASH GANG until JPOW speaks and then maybe still cash gang until 4202024 cause BECKY BLAZE IT or ANGEL NUMBERS or something idk

Asleep_Swordfish8896

Most likely CASH tomorrow 

7Zarx7

A smile is a future frown upside down...unless you TAKE THE CASH! 

Jan_Jinkle

I’m up 50% today thanks to long F plays from last week + a SPY day trade, think I’ll join $CASH gang and watch from the sidelines

KeepinGreen56

DAO PRINTING CASH TODAY! 

generouscookie1981

Regarded Ber: PRICES are going up way more than reported, gummint is lyin' and data is fake! Bull: Okay, so cash is worth less? Regarded Ber: YES, it's a scam! Bull: And higher prices means higher revenue and profits? Regarded Ber: YES, fucking greedy corporations allied with gummint! Bull: What are you doing in response to this? Regarded Ber: CASH obviously!

wittgensteins-boat

Margin WITH STOCK is a loan against shares. Option margin is CASH YOU PROVIDE.

Conz_suck

Cashed out $73K profit on NVDA and put $50K in CASH:TO then rest to amd, Google, pawn. Might scoop up some Costco on sale.

averysmallbeing

CASH.TO or similar. 

OGWFORLIFE

YES GLORIOUS BLOOD WHILE MY CASH SETTLES! No better feeling!

BurstingTitan88

Apple has had $200B of CASH, you think they’re not investing in AI??? Just wait until porn comes to the Vision Pro 🚀

Gemini_Of_Wallstreet

There’s AT LEAST 6.1 TRILLION CASH on the sidlines, if you think this is the top I’m sorry for you.

ConsequencePurple432

Gay green in the futures. I am still out today. CASH.

trainwreck001

SOME OF Y'ALL FORGET THERE'S $6 TRILLION OF CASH SITTING ON THE SIDELINES. THERE'S ONLY ONE $2 TRILLION COMPANY GROWING REVENUES AT OVER 300% YEAR OVER YEAR. NVDA $6K 

Safe-Informal

> So if it’s a $1 stock you can buy and sell 1 share 1500 times in a CASH account. You can only do three roundtrips (buy and sell any stock) in a five day period. After that you make the fourth roundtrip, you are labeled as a pattern trader and must have a margin account to make any more trades during that five day period.

itsafuseshot

Yes, up to the $1500. So if it’s a $1 stock you can buy and sell 1 share 1500 times in a CASH account. If you have a margin enabled account (even if you aren’t borrowing on margin) you cannot exceed 4 day trades in a 5 day period or your account is marked as a pattern day trader and you need $25,000 start of day value to make a day trade after that.

hgreenblatt

Options can only be bought with CASH. It seems he sold the option since there would be no issue if he bought a Mar22 option. On Mar22 the brokerage would just sell/close the option to prevent an automatic exercise.

AJDillonsMiddleLeg

\*NYCB SEEKS CASH INFUSION Are they publicly asking for a bank run? 

trainwreck001

It amazes me that Regarded people... Mostly BOOMERS are holding a stock that has done NOTHING in the past 2 YEARS in one of the GREATEST BULL MARKETS IN HISTORY... HAS ZERO UPSIDE... Has a dividend yield of ONLY .56% and has CONTINUOUSLY FAILED TO INNOVATE despite having $50 BILLION IN CASH with GLOBAL BRAND NAME RECOGNITION. THE ENTIRE EXECUTIVE BOARD SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL. YES... WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 🍎 APPLE 🍎 AAPL $100 

EbbandFlowPortfolio

Hi u/ostinatesoup , it's great to hear you asking questions like this one. First off, you're 20 so there is no time like the present. Learn how to read annual financial statements and how to interpret them. There are 3 statements each company reports, also know as "10K Forms". 1.INCOME STATEMENT 2.BALANCE SHEET 3. CASH FLOW STATEMENT. Once you learn how to read these statements you will not need to take any recommendations of which stock to pick from anyone else. You will be able to figure out each company with your own opinion. Of course, you will need some help from others or questions you need to ask along the way, but I do recommend that you should not take "stock picks" from other people even if they are right 99% of the time. Always do your own research. If you have further questions feel free to message, I am more than happy to help. Get started early. -EFP

coke_and_coffee

Bro, Apple has $160 billion IN CASH. Spending a couple billion on a car project is nothing to them. >I’m not sure what kind of ape can’t see what happened here Stop saying "ape". I'm not one of your gamestop sTonK cult weirdos. LLMs aren't even technically difficult. They just require lots of data and processing power, both of which Apple has in abundance. Coupling an LLM with Siri's capabilities is probably more difficult, but I have no doubt they will do it soon enough.

4score-7

The thing is, they can’t stop spending. As far as I can tell, young, new parents or just now to the world outside of their parents home, have so many MANDATORY costs to exist, they basically go into debt to keep their life moving forward. Then there’s the old. They’ve saved up over the years, their investments keep hitting higher highs, and they are home equity heavy. Again, no need to stop spending. In fact, new cars, dinners out, wining, dining, even still buying vacation homes. And doing nearly all of it in CASH. 4 fucking trillion dollars. The multiplier effect of investment markets continuing to hit higher highs, all the time. We had an inflection point about 1 year ago. Cards were going to fall. Regional banks began failing, and contagion was present. We got distracted by fucking hot air balloons, and Fed undid 50% of the work it did in 2022 to combat inflation. And here we are.

Powerful-Call5148

CASH :)

Powerful-Call5148

In the last 24 hours, the weed driver, my 7 year old, and my fucking neighbour that barely speaks english, have told me to buy tech stock, and have mentioned ARM, NVDA, and AMD. I am out. Mark this moment. CASH GANG.

MooseOllini

The first 100k is a bitch. I reached 100k after like 10-12 years of working and saving (early mid 30s). I had no plan and almost half of it was yielding nothing in a bank savings account. The savings part was good because (mainly because of my low fixed expanses - cheap rent/paid car) but the investing game was 0/10. Things changed for me when I watched The Retirement Gamble, a PBS Frontline documentary, and even tho it's a little dated, it really started my DIY investor journey by making me want to get out of my bank mutual funds. Got addicted to investing/personal finance podcasts/books/subs. I now give my dad money advice which I never thought would happen. That all happened 2 years ago. I maxed my TFSA and I started tracking my net worth at around 130k. As of today my money is at 250k ( That's 120k in 2 years, which absolutely blows my mind). Today I'm mid-late 30, I didn't start from zero - always had 10-15k ish throughout school, summer jobs, didn't get help or inheritance but my parents are generous at xmas and it's like the equivalent of another month worth of savings (really appreciated but I don't consider it game breaking). I used to save around the same as you. I bumped it to 1500$ a month 2 years ago and just recently am doing a 1000$ a paycheck. (Which is close to 50% savings rate for me). All of it came with salary increases, desire to eventually buy a house and because savings/investing just starts getting fun when you take control of it. All of my money is self directed through discount brokerage accounts like Wealthsimple. I use all in one ETFs like XEQT or VEQT for my long term investments (which is almost all of my TFSA and RRSP) and use interest rate yielding ETFs like CBIL and CASH for my short term money (like in my FHSA). I also moved my savings account to Wealthsimple Cash (now yielding 4.5% for me) So don't get discouraged. Keep a good saving behavior, but also don't sleep on the investing game like I did for so many years. Give yourself shorter time goals, like reaching 30, 40, 50k. (I personally still do that and it feels awesome). 100k is the hardest mentally and is a big achievement but what happens after is even crazier. What will really hit you is when you're almost at the turning point where your money will work harder than you are - as in the time it takes you to save 1000$, your money would have grown by 1000$ itself.

Rattlessnakes

Congratulations!.. Lockheed Martin.. has…instantaneously…released a statement thanking you in advance for your citizenship payment; coming alongside a statement released at the exact same moment in all caps with zero punctuation stating the following, “FAX READ ATTENTION MONEY IS ALL OURS SO THAT MONEY IS HEREBY MINE NO MINE NO STOP PAUSE SLAP NOISE OK SORRY IN LIGHT OF THE NEW BIPARTISAN INFLATION AL QUEDA NUCLEAR WINTER SOMETHING ORWELLIAN BILL PLEASE SEND IMMEDIATELY TO CASH APP HANDLE $NotTheDoD ALSO EVERY HOUR LATE IS 26% LATE FEE COMPOUNDED ACCORDING TO THE ONE BILL OF RIGHTS ACT

DunderPifflin

&& I need CASH NOW!

IAmANobodyAMA

877-CASH-NOW

Ryu6912

That's enough to retire trading for the year LMAO. CASH OUT.

BHMSIXX

ALL CASH....

Freycalis

CASH ACCOUNT OR MARGIN? pick

YouOk2157

Call JG Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW

Sudden-Shock-199

Eventually when sales stop you own cars for X, but market say your inventory ACTUAL CASH VALUE or ACV IS X-30%…then cards fall, loans default

surrealskiller

I haven't dig it down what Fidelity does. I have cash in my account and I get interest every month. Interest is about what I'd get from 4-weeks T-bills which I bought separately directly from treasuries. So I just assume that it's a Fidelity fund that invests in government securities (judging by the name FIDELITY GOVERNMENT CASH RESERVES) . Just looked it up : "7 Day Yield 4.96%" . So that's the beauty of it - I don't do anything and I get about 5% interest. And it's in my retirement account, I don't worry about taxes there. I used to juggle it in Etrade - have a linked Saving account which has also about 5% APY now and move money back and forth once a week. I mean, I still do but I used to.

Able_Web2873

WARREN BUFFETT AND BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY HAVE ENOUGH CASH TO BUY EVERY NFL TEAM Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway $BRK.B ended Q4 $167.6 Billion in cash and cash equivalents The total current combined value of all NFL teams is $163.5 Billion according to Forbes

MixLogicalPoop

YOU FIND AN ENVELOPE OF CASH ON THE GROUND WITH AN AMOUNT EQUIVALENT TO YOUR BIRTHDAY (XX/XX/XX FORMAT IS FINE THANK YOU), HOW MUCH CASH IS IN THE ENVELOPE?

trumpdiego

##REDDIT SAYS THEY INVESTED EXCESS CASH INTO BTC AND ETH, MAY CONTINUE TO DO SO IN FUTURE. Source: DB | Coins: BTC, ETH Regards just like us.

showandblowyourload

PLEASE CASH OUT AND RETIRE... or You could do it again for $60m

BadChemical3484

Why is this downvoted. Same as every other day. NVDA PUMP SMCI PUMP. DONT DOWNVOTE. WE LOSE CASH TOGETHER HERE.

sonofalando

# I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW 

Life_Expression_8417

I'm TRYING TO LEARN EVERYTHING I CAN ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET.ANY ADVICE FROM ANYBODY PLEASE? BOOKS TO READ FOR EXAMPLE.OH,IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO BUY STOCKS ON CASH APP?

Powerful-Patience-69

US 500 CASH with the Tiny little 

trainwreck001

BLOOMBERG - $6 TRILLION IN CASH ON THE SIDELINES LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO INVEST.  JENSEN DO YOUR THANG BABY. NVDA SMCI $5K 

ScottishTrader

Unsettled funds are those from a prior trade position that was closed. A closed options position will take T+1 business day to settle. Stock will take T+2 business days, and soon to be T+1 like options. During this time the cash is "in transit" for lack of a better description. The account of the counterparty to the trade is sending whatever funds are due and from the time it leaves their account and is fully settled in your account takes the above time. In a cash account, and as options can only be traded with "CASH", then if there is enough settled and available cash in the account to buy an option it will open fine. However, if there is not enough settled and available cash in the account, but a prior position is in the process of being settled, then the broker may permit the trade to open even though it would technically be a **Good Faith Violation**. The broker will send a notice and track how often his occurs as it can occur up to 3 times in one year before the account is restricted for 90 days. See this which provides a detailed explanation - [https://tickertape.tdameritrade.com/trading/how-to-avoid-good-faith-violations-18184](https://tickertape.tdameritrade.com/trading/how-to-avoid-good-faith-violations-18184) While I am not sure of the specifics of uncollected vs unsettled funds but suffice it to say that in either case the funds are not available to open a new trade which can result in a GFV. One last note on this is that a margin account would not usually have this issue so consider that if you are going to continue to have GFVs . . .

NormanClegg

A 30% correction in the future is assured. It's been getting closer since they were "giving" tankers of oil away. I was a little bit late, but dumped an inherited EJ account when they told me they would not buy FENY for me. Moved it all to Schwab at just after dead bottom, bought with both hands. Everything I bought then is still up well. Even SCHD and VYM grew like heck from there, never mind SMH which I exited entirely a few months ago. It is hard to time to the market, but having CASH ready after a 30% correction is as good a time as any.

notapersonaltrainer

> Yes I get that, but you lose if all you do is hold cash. That’s a real world liability in my view. An asset that loses value is a depreciating asset, not a liability. If we're just playing make believe with words I can do that too. CASH IS A MINOTAUR!

seviay

I have a structured settlement, but I NEED CASH NOW!

codb28

Call 877-CASH-NOW! I hate that my brain remembers this but I can’t remember to pick up more toilet paper from the store.

OrangeForeva

Sold puts for a massive gain around the lows. Bought 2 YOLO calls with the profits. If we V, cool. If not, whatever. Lost a bit last 2 days being too bearish after Tuesday's CPI, but made it all back and then some.  CASH IS A POSITION! In all seriousness, hope you bulls sold out before the dump. Bears hope you took profits.

HuntsWithRocks

The argument was that Californians will have regret because the tax RATE and then counterpoint is that the total CASH SAVINGS eclipses that concept, making it a moot point.

tehaidsz

CASH OUT, SAVE FOR TAXES, CLOSE ALL TRADING ACCOUNTS, UNINSTALL TRADING APPS (fuck you)

Ok-Pomegranate-1641

Cash the fuck out. Coming from a gambling addict. CASH. THE FUCK. OUT.

Gemini_Of_Wallstreet

i was going to go balls deep into DKNG but IBKR won't settle my fucking CASH

shiftingbee

CASH OUT NOW

Overlord335786

This isn’t much but I’m actually green on the year. My portfolio is healing with small gains. # CASH ACCOUNTS SAVE LIVES 

anonoman010101

So these don't pay interest at all? The statement says very clearly "DATE - CASH - INTEREST - these investments types - $AMOUNT". Also kind of weird is that the total account allocation is "93.7% Fixed Income, 4.6% Equities, 1.7% Money Market" Aren't the majority of Fixed Income investments fairly conservative?

BANKSLAVE01

OK- I'll bite: how will you turn that into investing cash without fees? If your card has NO FEES FOR CASH ADVANCE- I would love to know which one.