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(I’m sorry. They are clowning the small stack Everyman so badly). Hey everyone! DICK BUTTS ARE SURGING. EVERYONE BUY DICKASS. Left holding the nft bag is sad in itself. But imagine if it’s dickbutt. Gtfo.
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Before committing to sell anything at a loss to buy something else, please perhaps, first stand in front of a mirror at a safe distance, then punch your nose real hard so it bleeds While tears roll down your eyes, and blood rolls down your nose, remind yourself, the pain from what you did in front of the mirror will probably be nothing compared to the pain of what you're proposing to do Not financial, or any other kind of, advice - just a hypothetical PLEASE DO NOT BE A DICK AND PUNCH YOURSELF ON THE NOSE
To the moon lets FUCKING GO HATERS COPE AND SEETH AND EAT DICK
Ok--- I want to punch the person in the DICK who did that shit job of cable management. God dammit!
/Nirvana mods are freedom hating bitches. Eat shit and die you soulless murderer fellators. Control the narrative; just like JOSEPH STALIN. AFTER ALL: THATS WHY REDDIT WAS CREATED; FOR CENSORSHIP LOVING NAZI DICK SUCKERS. EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU PENIS BREATHED NAZI FELLATING SWINE.
terrible but also a tiny bit funny, we did once have someone ask during a great live chat session if we were considering changing the ticker because it's very insensitive to sufferers. Didn't have a great answer to that one, tbh. 😂 I guess maybe pick up some $BUTTS or $DICK or bingobangobongo69Elonfartweenis because admittedly, those definitely can't be confused with anything else.
That’s it. I’m done with people. You’re all idiots. SHE HAS NO FUCKING BRAIN CELLS. JUST A DUMB SLUT WHO GOT FAMOUS FOR SUCKING DICK. buy her crypto??? Fuck everyone. Beat her fucking ass. Stop complaining. Grab a god damn shovel and fuck her up.
Ok but what is the measurement of the DICK 🧐
Better than having the Department of Interpreting Communications by Kamala, a.k.a...DICK...
LOUD noises. If you CAPITALIZE random WORDS it makes you sound like a DICK. No one said we need to build all features into one layer. What a stupid STRAW MAN to construct. But there is nothing holy about the archaic blockchain that Bitcoin is BUILT ON. And it has a lot of fatal flaws that hurt the entire crypto community when MAXIS don’t acknowledge them
Not your keys not your coin but all commenters talking the same old tired nazi BS CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT AMERICAN DICK!
This is such a stupid comment and I'm so tired of it. 1 BTC would mean DICK if it were equal to $0.1 USD
I came here to say : DICK BAIT. Thank you.
i'd like to share a message from dypto cot crom: *♫ Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh,* ***GO-GO GADGET DICK*** *Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it* *It hit the ground, caused* ***an earthquake and power outage*** *♫* only the **pump** is real
Let me guess you in Crypto Galaxy's discord? You did awesome with KAS and knew CG was the one you would follow into the cocaine covered tits of financial freedom. Then Myro happened...You were up big. .05 .10 .20 , the thought of Myro with the market cap of Doge 2500x gave you an egg plant chart in the pants. Then it happened...The Dumpolumpin.. Slowly out of nowhere Myro began to dip. No biggie this is crypto not stocks ,30% dips scare paper hands not you. You're a Crypto Galaxy VIP tier discord member. VERY IMMENSE.... portfolio is what it will mean soon. So on next 3 live streams you gave $100 and begged CG to slap you like the father you never had for even thinking of selling early for a profit. Anything less than 100x is a loss is what CG once told you after you told him Danks had 5 20x picks that month and it was only the 3rd But then came -50% again you thought of selling but you're no Coinbase Normie + you paid CG $5000 for his secret inside tip on Binance listings and also a course on how to take profits from the guy who didn't take profits..HODL!! The next day came -75%. Now you're sweating but you know CG would never steer a VIP wrong plus this is crypto after all -75% swings are the cost one must pay to assume the position with CG to dump your loads...umm..bags on normies after Binance and Coinbase listings. BUY ALERT !!!! CG bought $3000 more Myro. This is it your one shot to make wife changing money. So immediately you ape 50% of your entire net worth into dog meme. The price dips more. No worries you know CG bought so this a guaranteed 1000000x minimum. Confident this is the beginning of your new life of luxury you call your boss and tell him to "EAT A DICK. I QUIT!! BANG BANG CG GANG !! " before going to bed. Sleep came easy knowing the opening Asian market would pump that egg plant bigger than even JASMY did. The next morning you woke up and grabbed your phone for confirmation that you were indeed the newest crypto millionaire, it was guaranteed. SELL ALERT !!!!!! CG sold 95% of his Myro bag WAIT WHAT!! THIS CANT BE!! Instantly fear set it then you became soaked in sweat. Must be trolling you thought, CG is the best influencer in the space and you just paid $10k to become a course member. Fumbling your phone, frantically trying to open the VIP chat . Then you saw it , the absolute panic. People selling , crying, absolute panic. SOLANA is down. Every other comment asking CG to help, please explain. But no answer came. Helpless you could watch as your portfolio bled out unable to sell.. CRYPTO GALAXY -Guys the devs were selling , Binance listing fake, but Oh well I was still up 9000x not counting the open short I made before right my last post. Hope you weren't following the buy/sell alerts you pay me for. Hope made sure to take profits. TO BE CONTINUED...... Chapter 2 : Apple + Metaverse = Harrison's Lambo
You know what they say about investing in $DICK...you get what you pay for.
Can’t wait for my $DICK to go up massively
I'd like some of this big $DICK too
Can we use this enhancement for my DICK to? it is always down like Solana.
You are the proof reading police too; your story checks out. I would like you to go back through this convo. I make a lighthearted joke and you make fun of me as a simp for Ben. You attack 2x as much I as I do. You went in this direction. I would like the formal record of the Reddit high court to show, Chorizo does not in fact want to have a dick measuring contest. He said he has the biggest dick but when pressed, shriveled up as expected. Murph agreed to the measurement. Chorizo only continues to bully while calling Murph poor and pathetic. Strangely, he would still not show the huge dick. So, its settled, the bro has a tiny dick and is in fact the fraud we thought all along. YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD ME BEAT, YOU SAID YOU WERE THE MAN! I RAN UP AGAINST THE BIGGER DICK. YOU DUMB FUCK! Now I am pitiful when I say let's find out? You are actually dumber than I could ever imagine. You gaslight people you stupid mofo. I said you think you are the smartest guy in the room, I think I might be one of them. You missed that point entirely. You are totally beat, you troll, keyboard hero. You don't have a masters, do you? I really went to Cornell undergrad and Columbia grad school. Your lame ass ran into some real pedigree for once. Sucks you are really thinking this through, shit, I got nothing, maybe I will stick with the pathetic narrative. I live in Fairfield County CT, you know that area? You want the VIN # to my Cayenne too? YOU WERE THE AGRESSOR and with a little push back folded like a chair. Classic bully, loser through and through. I am actually wearing my Columbia tie right now, want to see a picture of it? VERIFY DONT TRUST CHORZIO
man. got like half the karma as last month but SBF had to screw up that distribution.... what a DICK!
His cellmate not to be out done will be pounding the streets pushing his $DICK tokens.
so SBF cut our moon ratio in half this month. SBF just won the DICK of the year award for that!
yeah he just won the DICK of the year award for that!
Me either, My father is in traditional finance & texted me the other day "Sorry about your crypto." WHAT A DICK HAHA
The villain to be named DICK KWON?
Sad that I’ve only accumulated one DICK, any advice on how to buy more? Planning to HODL till the bull.
well said u/SLICE_MY_DICK_OFF
Is that DICK coin or ELON DICK coin? Just to verify I'm buying the right ones
> u/SLICE_MY_DICK_OFF *Lorena Bobbitt has entered the chat.*
Don’t think I can blame him, Dick coin (ticker: DICK) seems like THE investment one should invest their life savings into…
"Yes I'm sure it's a great investment. It's _DICK BUTT_, bro! Everyone _in the fucken world_ knows about dick butt, bro! This will pay for itself in a few months EASY."
Sheeeee suppper thick!!! IM JUST THINKING WITH MY DICK...MY SHIT DUMB...LMAO
Given that you live in a society, it makes sense that your personal freedom ends when it would limit the freedom of someone else. It is almost like you're shouting, IT IS MY DICK, I will stick it in to whoever damn I please. You can have a long ethical debate if the bank needs to give you your money and if the government has something to say about that. The idea of buying a nuclear bomb is not illegal, just the buying itself is etc... however, at some point, some things are really reasonable.
Lol It's not as bad as you might think. I'm there pretty often and half of the posts are, "FUCK CDC BIG SCAM LOST ALL MONEY ON BTC ARRFGH" and the other half are, "I'LL SUCK KRIS' DICK HOMIE I LOVE THEM." It's a real circus, but you can get some good answers and feedback sometimes.
DICK HEART vs WALL-E
I do and you can bank on it 100%. Keep your hands inside the car because this ride is about to blow your mind. Here it is in all its glory: No one knows one way or the other what the price will do. It might break **$200,000**. It might hit $500.00. So BE PREPARED...don't use money you cannot afford to lose to BUY BITCOIN. And if you are in a position where you have to have FIAT in order to live or do something important such as a medical procedure then SELL SOME OF IT. Maybe ALL OF YOUR COINS. Life emergencies are more important than **INVESTING**. Another thing to remember is NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR COINS. DO NOT keep your coins on an exchange for a long period of time. Also KEEP THOSE SEED WORDS SECRET. KEEP THEM SAFE. You want PROOF that I am correct about the price? How about some TRENDING CHARTS. Well throw all of them away because not a single one means DICK. All the **GREEN CANDLES** in the world won't do shit when the price drops. So hopefully you have read this far in completion and did not just look at the bold and all caps words I used. Because every single person who posts shit that says they know what the price will do in the future IS WRONG. What should you do? You should BET ON BITCOIN if you think it will go up. But don't if you think it will go down.
these videos were the funniest shit ever back in early 2000's . totally would not fly now but man it was good humor then. FUCKING DICK.
> What's arbitrary as fuck is thinking national borders or citizenship are magic and absolve us of our moral responsibilities to human beings outside of those magic lines. Strawman. I never claimed as much. You said that. > Why do you care about inequality at all? > because there’s no good reason for the .1% to control all of the resources. > Is it just virtue signalling to a group narrative? Is that a real question? > Or do you care about the suffering of those in poverty? Sure > People in the u.s. unable to pay their rent are living high on the hog compared to people unable to escape grinding, crushing poverty where they rarely even have enough to eat nor clean water. Oh my god, that doesn’t mean *DICK* in the context of someone who IS CURRENTLY LIVING IN THE US. I have absolutely *ZERO* control over what happens outside of my country. Hell, I barely have any control over what happens outside my *city*. Get real. I’m not going to be fucking grateful just because “OtHeR pEoPlE hAvE iT wOrSe”, what a shit take. > Of course you can also care about the plight of people in the west who can't meet rent...just stop pretending it's about inequality. What does that even mean? People aren’t able to make rent *because* of wealth inequality. > This has nothing to do with billionaires and how much more they make than westerners who can't pay rent. Actually, it does. > Actually poor people around the globe, would kill to have these 'evil billionaires and their capital in their countries to be able to magnify the productivity of their own labor many-fold...they would not give a shit how much more someone else is making than them. More strawmanning > Your virtue signalling about inequality is nothing but ignorant, callous privilege of a first-worlder, who's never experienced poverty, never had to work very hard (like your grandparent's generation did), and so you can't think of anything better to do with all your free time than bitch on the internet and virtue signal; but you're so stupid that you don't even realize how what you're saying makes it clear you don't give a shit about actual poverty and suffering...you're just a spoiled child advancing a popular political narrative. My grandparents’ generation (Boomers) literally walked into offices and warehouses and asked to speak to the manager, and got living wage jobs that could support their families of 4, houses, and new cars. All straight out of high school. Boomers don’t know *shit* about hard work, and the few that do intentionally made it so that everyone else would have to work exponentially harder than they did to get where they got. I do give a shit about “actual poverty and suffering”, just mostly within the context of my own country, as I’ve made clear. Just because people get sex trafficked and forced into joining militias on the other side of the world, that doesn’t mean people losing their houses in the western world aren’t “actually suffering”
you can always change your citizenship to whatever third world country you want, in no time. Then pay the third world taxes and say "FUCK IRS EAT MY DICK", and be fine.
If you were suffering from depression and I told you “yeah, but at least you haven’t been sex trafficked and raped, so you should be grateful”, would that be a useful response? Because that’s essentially what you’re doing. “Sure you can’t afford rent, but you know, there’s starving children in Africa” Ok, sure, but that doesn’t do DICK for *me*, a human living in a first world country, on the other side of the world. It’s much more useful (and relevant) to compare my situation to my grandparents situation, where they grew up on a world where all you had to do was have a diploma, a pulse, and a firm handshake to get a job that would support your entire family off of. That’s not a thing anymore. You realize how that’s the same thing, right?
I have another thing to say. #KISS THE LOOPRING IN THE CENTER OF MY ASS AND SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK
NO REASON TO BE A DICK. ​ I see you didnt go back and look at the historical strike price vs the options expiree vs the price I mentioned. ​ ​ Go look it up
It probably will ruin it, that’s unfortunate that the greed of one has the power to undermine all the work by others that stands to go to waste. *What a moby DICK*
You’re still a big fat DICK 👉👈
My protest poster says *CALM DOWN, YOUR DICK IS FINE*
STOP BEING A DICK!! That’s another problem with bitcoin people anytime they disagree with you they attack you. And if people like you continue to ATTACK everyone they disagree with. I stopped that sentence in the middle because I just realized you’re probably a Trumper so there’s no reason to say anything else.😂😂
The reason your wife wants to leave you Is because you keep sucking TRANNY DICK! I told you to STOP IT.
As big as THIS DICK…….sorry I had to
Neither do you see this ….. DICK !!!!
[DICK Coin only knows UP!!!! Dont get STIFFED](https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/dick/)
I'm confused: what exchange can I get this DICK coin?
$DICK to the moon!!🚀🚀 (no homo)
Hold DICK as long as you can because you don't wanna bust.
In that vein, it's not th first bear DICK has been in and won't be the last, but I've decided to hodl it for now. Trying to avoid a crab situation. Looking forward to that pump and dump.
Don’t stress. DICK coin will pump, just ride it out for a few more months. It’s a long term hold
How's DICK coin doing? It's been on a downward curve these past few months. :(
Why this post is so clever? LMFAO GTFOH DICK
Well said, and noted. I'm not ready to sell my body yet. If it gets bad enough, I mean sure. No shame in holding up a sign that says "DCA for DICK!"
Meanwhile, guys all over the web, “DICK PIC, GET YOUR DICK PIC HERE!” Anyone? Anyone?
LOL Snoop Dog the paid hype-man. Porn was ok, I guess- have your fun; but he's been selling out his name for a buck ever since. Fucking sellout motherfuckers can SUCK MY DICK!
Yeah it can’t just be BUY DICK COIN ITS ACE
Ahh yes the inevitable rekt by DICK. Anything for the pun. ANYTHING
People that hodl DICK have noted that it gets bigger and stiffer over time.
I’m gonna hold my DICK forever
Wait. Hold up. You can be here WITHOUT BEING A DICK?!? HOW DO WE LET OTHERS KNOW ABOUT THIS!?! HOW COME NO ONE KNOWS!?!? maybe I need to do my own research, or just assume everyone else knows 100% of all things and that I’m wrong. and broken inside for not knowing 100% of all things. I’m so weak inside for asking questions and wanting to learn….so. Weak.
Are DICK, DAN and JOHN there too already?
One of my worst decisions came upon me late at night after I had been drinking and looking at Twitter. I had been buying risky tokens (half of which rugged) and came upon some random tweet about a token called DICK Finance. The premise of the token was to help men's health through a tax when you bought or sold. Being drunk me I also thought it was funny to say I bought a bag of Dicks. I fell asleep that night and woke up to realize what I had done. I did not put a lot in but enough for me to think twice about the legitimacy of the token. But I was new to crypto and decided I would hold to see what happens. Later that night on the second day after joining the telegram group I was watching conversation to see what the plans were with the roadmap. At one point several guys on the telegram all posted a pic of themselves naked and holding their dicks. At that point it hit me that this was probably the devs sending a message to the community that everyone would be leaving with their dicks in their hands and I promptly sold for 1/3 my investment. I'm lucky I got anything back before the entire project sold and disappeared. I count myself lucky I was able to recoup anything and it told me to slow down with my crypto gambles. I now avoid buying any crypto while under the influence of alcohol and you should too.
BIG DICK ENERGY. We all need to support each other ❤
looking at the charts and feeling like kicked in a DICK again haha
Matt LONG-DICK Furlong talking bout NFTs
I expect crypto porn coins to pump! we got a lot, CUM ASS DICK MILF BBW BBC. Holy shit, we're talking serious HARD money here.
Repeat with me, FUKKKK YOU LITTLE BOLD DICK.
Bullish on $DICK and $BALLS
I am bullish on $DICK and $BALLS
They were left with the DICK in their hand
hey DICK heres 1 moon 4 u. i dont know about hotbit. it looks like an exchange. i would say ur trust wallet. if u can stake ur coins from there it would be best. if not and u wanted 2 stake them on hotbit make sure u set up the best security u can. \[a hardware token or authenticator vs the sms default\]. wish u the best feel free 2 contact me
Those who got in early on DICK saw massive gains. Those in late were left holding an empty sack
"My gf didn't cheat, she just gambled on DICK"
We need a new hero like Mcafee. We have Plan B who is an antivaxer giving hopium. Not a DICK EATING LUNATIC like Mcafee was.
That explains the $DICK I found by the highway yesterday!
How many of ur friends and relatives asked u how to invest in crypto?? For me its 2 till now, and back in 2017 when we were going intersteller, every TOM, DICK and Harry I met asked me how ? Still far for seeing that FOMO
GO SUCK A DICK.. ehm excuse me
Nah bro FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FUCK ETHEREUM. WITH A SICK DICK