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AngryStrawberrySpoderman | $ASS Official
Fictional characters who would launch their own rugpull coins….
Fictional characters who would launch their own rugpull coins….
Does anyone know if this project is legit or not. Getting in on the ground floor of something like only fans sounds to good to be true.
Does anyone know if AssCoin on Algorand is legit or not?
If people are talking about crypto and asking you for advice, do yourself a favor DO!
Almost a year ago a huge rally started to ATH after a crash. So wen new rally?
[Sorry for posting an old news, but its the best crypto news title Ive seen...and yes, a florida man]Unemployed Man Buys 20 Billion ASS Coins After Missing Dogecoin Rush
Kiss My Ass $ASS- Definitely a DEFI project getting a lot of eyes! Led by a Female Doxxed Dev who is pushing this hard! The community and holders are having fun while enjoying some xxx. The uniqueness of this project has attracted many solid well known names in the BSC space!
I'm very mad about this moons main net
What's your take on Doug Polk and Coinflex?
First Fully Licensed Casino on BSC (Over $485K profit shared with SLAM Holders so far)
I'm tired of banks. I've only been in pain ever since my mode of payment was switched from crypto to bank transfer.
IMF posts random 36 second video asking "Which Crypto Asset has the largest share?" - however it appears to be more of Trojan Horse to carry anti-crypto warning FUD asking regulators to STEP UP against crypto!
💥Bazooka Cat Came to Take Over BSC 💥 | Under the regime of the fattest Cat on planet | Stealth Launch | Look at Bazooka and try not to buy | Sky is not the limit | MoonShot Approved 🗣
Is this a bea...OMG NEVER MIND BOYS BULL RUN IS BACK ON THE MENU
🍔 2 Days Old and 12k MC! 🍔 Borgir Coin 🍔 Raiding telegrams right now! 🍔 Just declared war against wraps, come and join the fight! /fuck_wraps
$ASS is now live on AVAX - Next big thing and TraderJoe Killer on C Cross chain
PancakeSwap for AVAX - $ASS presale tomorrow! Huge hype and Marketing on board!
🍑 BUTTCOIN ($ASS) 🍑 | The newest lewd token for ass enthusiasts! | 💰 7% BUSD Reflections | Less than 24 hours old
🍑 BUTTCOIN ($ASS) 🍑 | The newest lewd token for ass enthusiasts! | 💰 7% BUSD Reflections | Less than 24 hours old
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F you all if you downvoted ASSA BEEN NOTHING BT ASS COMING FROM A ADA SUPPORTER Nowhere near the prev ath last year nor this year
Why do you think he crashed the market? It was never about Tariffs because he can't be THAT STUPID, to think that we as the consumer weren't the ones paying for it. 1. Crash the Market. 2. Massive sell off. 3. He and all his wealthy elitist friends buy up cheap ass stocks! 4. He gets away with it because NOBODY with any power has a spine and they profited as well. Basically we got fucked and he took care of himself and paid back his friends for getting him back into office. QRT IF THE DEAL MU ASS, UNLESS HE IS WILLING TI ADMIT THAT EVERYONE WITH A BRAIN AND HINDSIGHT IS CORRECT.
Certainly shouldn't have to answer what its for, then if that's not being treat like a child enough they ask him to prove it when he answers. ITS HIS GROWN ADULT ASS MONEY NOT THERES. It makes me so mad and its not even me in the video. But i have felt this crap before with banks. Once you gove it them they may just try hard to steal it asking you what you want it back for. Mobsters in suits.
Welcome to Steak 'n' Shake, would you like some BIG-ASS SATURATED FAT fries?!
You panick sellers some wimps fuckin sissys AI T BUILT FOR THIS BITCOUN LIFE YA HEARD YAL AINT BOUT THAT BITCOIN SHIT SO KEEP YAL LIL ASS ON THE PORCH
Bought SOL at 141 gonna sell at 150+ and eait for XLM to reach .30 Anyone have suggestions? AND STOP FUCKING GATEKEEPING LIKE IM GONNA STEAL MONEY FROM YOUR FUCKING ASS ITS NOT A FUCKING GOVERMENT SECRET WHERE YOURE INVESTING YOUR 300$ IN
If you don't buy own BTC your just a DUMB ASS .. I was a DUMB ASS back in 1981 for not buying Microsoft and a Protacall Windows
It does beg the question though, right? If the dream of crypto being actual currency or payment medium is dead.... Is there really a difference between BTC and $ASS coin?
>TRUMP was the only "official" republican memecoin instead? Not possible. If the scumbag POTUS did it without any consequences, u think some BUM BITCH ASS wouldn't do it from a 3rd world country? If trump was the only one it'd be bad enough. He propelled the degeneracy to its peak level so it just made the pump on memes parabolic with SOL shooting to 295$ and then blow off top.
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Vitalik investing in ASS
You bet yor ASS we can!!!🙈🙈🙈
I cancelled a doctors appointment last year because my wallet was showing that I had become a multi-millionaire solely based on the price of $ASS coin. Spoiler: I’m actually multi-billionaire now in ASS money, but that only equates to about 11 dollars
Pay for it on LINK & snort it off her ASS.
Thats the trade where I bought dogswithhat. At some point i was swapping it to $TITS, but eventually I swapped for $ASS because I am more of an Ass guy. But then TRUMP DOGS and ELONCUMROCKETCOIN were looking really prmoising, so I diversified some more. You still with me mr. tax advisor?
Trump also "confirmed" the wall, imprisoning Hillary, halving the debt, and a miraculous new Healthcare plan. You are a SUCKER ASS FOOL if you believe anything this sociopathic blob says
Assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME. Punk.
The ticker is $ASS on solana
Clowns indeed!! "Historical event" lmao HISTORICAL EVENT MY ASS. Only in the sense we will remember these fools when they will still be claiming shit even 100 years from now lol Its annoying to see them do this lol
lol nice try, not selling my $ASS coin until it hits $1
OK. I used a lot of buzz about AI. But what exactly is this GOAT. It is a token to resemble a "religion" made up by a ChatGPT bot running on Twitter. Yes, you heard it right. These VCs are making up a fake religion to worship a chatbot on Twitter to make headlines for "AI crypto". Yes, ***GROWN-ASS MEN*** PRETENDING THEY BELIEVE A CHATBOT AS A ***SENTIENT GOD*** TO OVERTAKE HUMANITY. Why are these grown-ass men slopping the floor for a chatbot? It is because their career as VCs depends on it. They have turned themselves into "***goat fuckers***" just to get Silicon Valley to bat an eye on them. The financial nihilism for these ***goat fucking*** VCs is insane.
Only $ASS is more robust if you look at it objectively
I’m the early 1900s Woodrow Wilson had a stroke or something and was unfit for office halfway through his term. The government lied about it while his wife made decisions. Not only did they lie but spread propaganda which resulted in any dissenters being labeled crazy conspiracy theorists. The government later came out and admitted it was true. We just witnessed this happen, almost exactly as it did with Wilson. People questioning bidens abilities were labeled conspiracy theorists and demonized for talking bad about their golden child. Nothing changed in an entire century. A WHOLE ASS CENTURY. If you find peace in voting, more power to you. I’ve seen enough.
Basically a low-tech version of $ASS
Dam Cock Jocks.ETH ( ENTER THE HOLE) HER ASS WAS STRECHED,BY 10% 😂😂😂😂
Most of the YouTube web3 tutorials are ~~utterly ASS~~. It may be dry and boring but reading the actual documentation would work out better over time.
ASS is going to revolutionise finance
Whip out your dick throw up a pinky and a thumb and yell, “YOU KNOW IT YOU BOT ASS BITCHES!”
In short Warren Bill wants to add the following to the definition of a FINANCIAL INSTITUTION and thus all the reporting requirements to anyone who in short holds Bitcoin. This is ASS CANCER. “(AA) Unhosted wallet providers, digital asset miners, validators, or other nodes that may act to validate or secure third-party transactions, independent network participants (including maximal extractable value searchers), miner extractable value searchers, other validators or network participants with control over network protocols, or any other person facilitating or providing services related to the exchange, sale, custody, or lending of digital assets that the Secretary shall prescribe by regulation.”.
Anyone know when the ASS or should I say ASI merge is happening?
Wait you guys are getting ASS?
Lost about 6 USD, 3 FETA per transaction and the first one was a test transaction. We send FET from Kraken to CDC and CDC will automatically convert FET to ASS
Right Im saying you lose an abnormal amount of money in the FET -> ASS conversion. Pretty sure you make money when coming from the other two projects
Because FET will merge into ASS?
Just transferred FET from Kraken to CDC to get ASS tokens soon. Easy 10/10 would recommend.
do you see what happens gary? do you see what happens gary? do you \*SEE\* what happens gary when you \*fuck\* a stranger is the \*ASS\*
Oh, for Gods sake! Not another celeb(?)coin...🙄 Here, baby, have a 🟫 shit square to shove up your $ASS pump.....
tldr; $ASS, inspired by Abella Danger, is a new cryptocurrency token designed to power a unique crypto community. It offers holders exclusive access to digital goods, fan interactions, and community rewards like private giveaways. The project emphasizes a community-driven approach and lifestyle engagement rather than concrete roadmaps or promises. $ASS is available on several exchanges, and participation requires a Phantom wallet and some Solana for transactions. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.
Buy alts and take profits into BTC. Start taking profits from bitcoin around 97-103k. Maybe 130k and 150k if we even reach those last two levels. Doesnt look like it for now. If we want a 130-150k bitcoin we need a BIG ASS drop this week. (40% on alts) After that ( around february ) put it all in gold. Gold Will reach 4000-4500. Around that time we get a major crisis in USA first then global and u can buy a big ass house with low interest. Yeeeeah baby our time is now.
They should rebrand FET to ASS instead of ASI because of this shit price action
"While the increase in assets during Biden's administration is substantial, it's important to note that less than $2 trillion has been added during his term" "[Treasury Department](https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/debt-to-the-penny/debt-to-the-penny) data shows the gross federal debt rose by about $7.8 trillion on Trump’s watch." GEE LOOK AT THOSE FACTS BITE YOU IN THE ASS stupid fucking bot.
Battle for 60 k has begun,,, This is shitty but exciting all in the same....F it I'm not bearish but g damn they laying some shit down right now,Fn tra Fi sell off no ball mfers!!!! VICIOUS ASS SHIT LOOKS AS IF 60 HELD THAT FIRST REAL ATTEMPT!!!!
I lost .087 SOL on DAT ASS. Oh well, it was funny..
Jesus how far gone are we.. next thing you know people will be buying PEE, POO, SUK and ASS
Going to use my profits to buy a bear skin rug… SO I CAN WIPE MY FVCKIN ASS WITH IT
do you see what happens Gary? do you see what happens Gary? this is what happens Gary this is what happens when you **fuck a stranger in the ASS**
again seekin info from someone who is NOT a complete ASS!!
Yea nice try mate, as soon as my $ASS gets to $1 I’m retiring
still holding the bag on Miami Coin and ASS over here... both with $0 current market cap
Always Stack Sats, also know as the ASS principle
For BTC trade in outs on these dips? ETF in an IRA is the way. For HOLD, on chain? Not now Padawan...spreads, fees and chain choke will have your settled price SUCK ASS and the OTC crew got the price you tried for.
I got one of those texts too. My friend is an actual irl donkey who will lose all his money, crypto or not, so i figured there was no harm in getting him set up with some $ASS coin.
Are we done? Are we done with the STUPID ASS 69420 NUMBER???
You did absolutely not mention anything about tourist attractions. I assumed you wanted me to die in a remote part of Tibet with a tent of my own because that would cause the least amount of attention from anyone around. That is also why I assumed I should buy my own tent instead of rent it. It would be selfish to rent a tent and die in it because then the poor schmuck who rented it to me would have to deal with that shit, and isn't the point of asking me to starve myself to die in Tibet mountains for all eternity EXACTLY so I won't bother anyone? Get your story straight. If I'm making assumptions you don't like, you should be more specific. As for the second part: If you have a wife, a girlfriend, and are having sex, you are spending money (Because women like to eat). If you have none of those, you have more money to stack sats. I believe it is just as honorable to stack sats as it is to have sex with a wife or a girlfriend. When I assume I make an ASS out of U and ME
There is a lot of RICH ASS MOFOS STRONGS HANDS in this coming cycle waiting for you to sell your bitcoin to them. HODL your bitcoin.
> Is hard to see this week Bitcoin going from 51K to 59K in couple days? It's interesting that 51k to 59k doesn't feel that drastic now, but if you frame it as "bitcoin goes from $1 to $9000" it seemed ridiculous back then. > Think. As prices get higher, more instruction are trusting this assets. A LOT OF BIG POCKET RICH ASS mofos will comes in. Not to mention some mega rich guy in Saudi Arabia/Qatar/Dubai going to scoop up the bitcoin for their country. Yes, the logic checks out. Bitcoin is only growing in awareness and people buying in. as is crypto as a whole. But the amount of bitcoin has a total maximum yet most people don't realize that, and the actual total coins is decreasing as they're burned/lost. So just thinking logically, the price should continue to rise long term. One thing I think is particularly interesting is that the "value" of a bitcoin is fundamentally the same. It's 1/21,000,000th of a collection. Whereas global currencies are all prone to government problems, nations collapsing, hyperinflation, etc. Very possible for USD to die out, and btc still just doing it's thing. If we're looking *solely* at btc-usd ratio, then bitcoins 'price' will continue to increase as usd inflation gets worse, even if the demand remains exactly the same.
Is hard to see this week Bitcoin going from 51K to 59K in couple days? You understate the potential of bitcoin after the halving and potential players coming in. Think. As prices get higher, more instruction are trusting this assets. A LOT OF BIG POCKET RICH ASS mofos will comes in. Not to mention some mega rich guy in Saudi Arabia/Qatar/Dubai going to scoop up the bitcoin for their country.
1. THEY SUCK ASS… Every SINGLE time 2. Micro-transactions on everything ARE NOT the future 3. Grypto is NOT the future 4. Nft’s are NOT the future 🤙
Like those "Bitcoin hit $18...it's over, pumped and dumped. posts way back from WHEN MY STUPID ASS *SHOULD HAVE* BEEN BUYING BITCOIN ORIGINALLY. ^my ^priorities ^we're ^fucked ^in ^my ^20's
I’m buying everything you told me to and if I lose money, I’m SUING YOUR ASS… lol just playin. I was just curious— I like seeing what Alts other people like. I’ve known about ICP forever, but have never gotten into it. I hold a little bit of XRP, but not a ton. Will definitely look into those smaller cap ones tho!! I’ve got a little crush on MATIC, but I’m curious to see if any other L2s are gonna dominate this bull run. Picked up some Optimism, and I actually do already have some ARB. Right on dude. Thanks for taking the time to reply.
People about to lose their ASS /popcorn 🍿
HMRC can KISS MY ASS HOLE! I’ll be drip feeding these gainz through personal allowances for the rest of time.
It must be fate I found this project. I love ASS!
Bigger profits are tempting, but yeah alts are really a casino. There's always a story of someone who put £200 into ASS coin or whatever and came out a millionaire, but it's a lottery ticket. If I wanted a silly flutter I'd keep it to a one-off, £10 or less kind of job on a hilariously named, utterly worthless coin for the fun of it and consider it spent. BTC is the serious proposition if you want to hold assets, rather than spend.
Nice bullshit you try to convince yourself with, you're mixing revenue for reddit and for content creators together, look even without all these meme token bullshit people are still posting and share content all the time, and most of them aren't seeking for compensation, especially the more intelligent kind of post, people posting for a simple reason, they want to share or discuss topic they are passionate about with like minded person, not posting for some idiotic meme coin. Now look at the recent run of those bullshit token, who the hell is actually being rewarded? DUMB FUCKING ASS POST AND AI GENERATED LOW EFFORT CONTENT, and these kind of bullshit post push people away from these platform more, no intelligent people are interested to participate in dumb post. So please stop the bullcrap about rewarding content creator in a forum like discussion centric platform like reddit. We don't need more bullshit low iq post.
If blackrock and vanguard keep making ETFs and manipulating the supply then you might as well shove your TA up your fat ASS
Sure, but is saying "🚀🚀 $ASS TO THE MOON" on Twitter the same as scamming?
Partially true, most cryptos in their white paper very clearly outline some scammy shit, but random Twitter blue checkmarks spamming "🚀🚀 $ASS TO THE MOON" would have you believing that it's a godly Investment
ASS-uming you have only one seedphrase. How to cover half a dozen?
no way Gary?!?? my man GARYY?!!? never in a THOUSAND YEARS!!! my BALD ASS GECKO EYES GARYYYY???
I’m a multi-billionaire holder of the legendary $ASS coin
I remember buying ASS, COCK and a few others with names like that thinking, they’re dumb enough names to actually take off. And then thinking, I feel for my tax lady when I sell.
I've got a big bag of ASS somewhere, waiting to turn into a lambo. Funny thing is at some point it was up like 300% and i didn't sell cos I'm an idiot...
My biggest bags are BTC, ETH, SOL, LINK & MATIC. HEY MATIC. GET OFF YOUR ASS AND ACT LIKE YOUR BROTHERS.
More like Bitcoin ASS
Remove the ads in the banner right FUCKING NOW. your FAKE ASS BITCH MADE FUCKING SCAM token paid for that bullshit, remove it right fucking now.!
Can I buy lambo with $ASS😱😱😱🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
specifically my ASS cause its full of POOP ​ sorry
It’s from our bowel coming out of ASS
It's from ASS. >!Sorry, had to.!<
You know when you assume you only make an ASS out of U and ME? I'll stand my my original comment of a maximum of 21 million whole coiners and add a minimum of 1 whole coiner.
“This is America’s ~~ASS~~ ADA”
So, the CBDC ASS Act, I like it.
dont you dare talk about my ASS like that /s