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Does anyone know if this project is legit or not. Getting in on the ground floor of something like only fans sounds to good to be true.
Does anyone know if AssCoin on Algorand is legit or not?
If people are talking about crypto and asking you for advice, do yourself a favor DO!
Almost a year ago a huge rally started to ATH after a crash. So wen new rally?
[Sorry for posting an old news, but its the best crypto news title Ive seen...and yes, a florida man]Unemployed Man Buys 20 Billion ASS Coins After Missing Dogecoin Rush
Kiss My Ass $ASS- Definitely a DEFI project getting a lot of eyes! Led by a Female Doxxed Dev who is pushing this hard! The community and holders are having fun while enjoying some xxx. The uniqueness of this project has attracted many solid well known names in the BSC space!
I'm very mad about this moons main net
What's your take on Doug Polk and Coinflex?
First Fully Licensed Casino on BSC (Over $485K profit shared with SLAM Holders so far)
I'm tired of banks. I've only been in pain ever since my mode of payment was switched from crypto to bank transfer.
IMF posts random 36 second video asking "Which Crypto Asset has the largest share?" - however it appears to be more of Trojan Horse to carry anti-crypto warning FUD asking regulators to STEP UP against crypto!
💥Bazooka Cat Came to Take Over BSC 💥 | Under the regime of the fattest Cat on planet | Stealth Launch | Look at Bazooka and try not to buy | Sky is not the limit | MoonShot Approved 🗣
Is this a bea...OMG NEVER MIND BOYS BULL RUN IS BACK ON THE MENU
🍔 2 Days Old and 12k MC! 🍔 Borgir Coin 🍔 Raiding telegrams right now! 🍔 Just declared war against wraps, come and join the fight! /fuck_wraps
$ASS is now live on AVAX - Next big thing and TraderJoe Killer on C Cross chain
PancakeSwap for AVAX - $ASS presale tomorrow! Huge hype and Marketing on board!
🍑 BUTTCOIN ($ASS) 🍑 | The newest lewd token for ass enthusiasts! | 💰 7% BUSD Reflections | Less than 24 hours old
🍑 BUTTCOIN ($ASS) 🍑 | The newest lewd token for ass enthusiasts! | 💰 7% BUSD Reflections | Less than 24 hours old
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There are over 100 cryptos with the symbol ASS on BSC alone. The SEC has named 0 of them securities!! Your ASS is currently safe from the SEC.
It's the nephew of ASS. You might remember that menace...they dominated all the arcades back in the day.
Remember, there are 100 million flatulences (farts) in one $ASS coin
Do you mean $ASS coin in my wallet?
DUDE are you that freakin lazy you cant click on the link I GOOGLED FOR YOUR LAZY ASS?? The explanation of how it works is in the link /HOWITWORKS
I can believe it's what *some* customers want. They should have introduced this as a new product entirely. You want Alternative Secure Storage for your crypto? Buy a Ledger ASS....
ASSCOIN - $ASS$ CockInu - $COCK$ PoopCoin - $POOP$
You're such a LIAR. If you ain't lookin' to discuss it further then SHUT UP!!! You didn't refute anything, you just keep LYING. Who cares if its 15 days old? And I don't care if you think me exposin' you for the scammy conartist you are is "Cryin'". Your problem is you think you are more important than you are. YOU ARE NOTHING! And yeah I'm tellin' you to shut up, you already acted like you weren't gonna discuss it and now here you are discussin' it, showin you don't stand by your word and have NO INTEGRITY. Just like the rest of you liars. How about you stop tryna defend a garbage coin and SHUT THE HELL UP! >. I am not denying OSPEAD attacks I'm acknowledging that most public protocols face some liability in terms of a public attack. You ARE denyin' them because if you wasn't you would ACCEPT that no other coin has this breach or attack surface. So that means XMR IS WORSE! You can't lie your way out of this fact! I don't care what you assume I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT YOU! I'm Talkin' about EVERYONE ELSE. Normal ppl who just wanna know which coin is better and not be fed your BS LIES. SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY! I don't care why you won't explain your infinite inflation garbage and I'm not watchin' your stupid shilly video. XMR IS A CLOWN COIN with an uncapped supply! SHUT UP! >Monero obviously have more transactions. XMR had less transactions FOR YEARS until they started faking them. NOBODY ACCEPTS XMR and you tryna get around that using a superificial argument cuz YOU A LIAR! DASH's community AIN'T ON REDDIT, its in Venezuela, Brazil, Jamaica, Mexico, Europe, Nigeria, and Thailand. DASH has got a MUCH MUCH larger community than XMR. DASH is accepted at over 150,000 stores ALL OVER THE WORLD! XMR isn't even accepted at 1000. YOU ARE LYING! BTC is older than XMR. BTC has WAY MORE TRANSACTIONS THAN XMR. Block for block XMR is BLOATED AND WORTHLESS! I don't care what you JUST TOLD ME, I REJECT IT AND REFUTE YOU! You rely on superficial metrics that YOUR COMMUNITY IS DELIBERATELY MANIPULATING to make yaselves look better cuz you are a LAME ASS COIN! It ain't hard to prove. XMR only had 2000 transactions a day a couple years ago. A couple years ago XMR WAS MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN IT IS NOW GENIUS! XMR threads used to get hundreds of comments and upvotes. NOW BARELY NOTHING. Yet you wanna act like more ppl are usin' it, even tho its LESS popular now than back then and JUST AS HARD TO USE. YOU make NO sense and you show how LOW YOUR INTELLIGENCE is by believing BS cuz it makes your stupid feelings feel better. You are insecure and weak! The XMR community BULLIED EVERYONE into IGNORING DASH and hyping Monero for YEARS YOU FREAKIN' CLOWN! You are a gaslighting piece of crap! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PROMOTING GARBAGE YOU LYING SACK OF EXCREMENT! The closest thing you said to making sense was "the". NOW SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!
Good morning, what are you buying today? No ASS for me just BTC.
ASS and COCK are looking really strong this year
NFTArt, SafeMars, ASS, CumRocket, Bonfire, Pitbull... Ah the good old shitcoin days, when coins went above 100m market cap just for having a catchy name and logo!
Yes, let's start chasing coins with funny names and lose it all, it's like gambling but more fun! here is one for you [ASS](https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/australian-safe-shepherd/)
Buy [ASS](https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/australian-safe-shepherd/)
>CBDC Anti-Surveillance State Act aka the CBDC ASS Act
You’re telling me all I have to do is say some assbackwards horse mess and include some catch words like “$ASS coin is the future” and I’ll get free moon? Impossible
Ahhhhh my eyes…. MY ASS 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂 Jokes aside…….it’s kinda scary how many ppl hate the XRP army for shilling. I want them to win 100% and ppl should remeber that no matter how they feel about ripple labs
This. Even if i but silver dollars at $31. How the fuck am i just going to buy a can of soup? With a $25.00 silver coin in a back alley in a shady part of town? Even worse with gold. Also, If i want to leave the country with my gold i cant just shove it up my ass now because they caught that guy and NOW THEY KNOW TO LOOK IN YOUR ASS FOR ASSETS.
Do they accept some “ASS”?
DICK CUNT ASS is the only way. Damn you autocorrect! I meant Dollar Cost Average. DCA is king. You will eventually have more than 1 BTC just DCA your way in.
Check out the ATHs of coins named 'ASS' , 'CumRocket' , 'SafeMars' To save everyone's time: They all reached 300 - 600m in ATH once upon a time. You saw top 'influencers' like Mr Beast and KSI tweeting about ASS coin, Elon Musk tweeting about CumRocket and SafeMars simply being there by being a ScamMoon spinoff. Yep, shitcoin season was wild where coins reached close to a billion in valuation just because they had a funny name. Right now in the bear market if those coins got shilled by famous people again, people would clearly see and call them a 'scam' - but that was not the case when everyone got greedy and started pouring their life savings into these shitcoins.
I propose that you start by offering some ASS for free to get potential investors hooked.
Thank you. I'm gonna get more ASS than a toilet seat.
ASS 100% scam. My ASShole got hacked.
If you set up a faucet can you say you are tapping that ASS?
I've been thinking about creating a new token called ASS. It works a little bit like our Moons, but each round you get more or less ASS according to the farts you have produced during that month. Call it a Proof of Gas coin, if you will. Let me know if you would be interested in investing.
>The proposal, submitted in a letter Friday, comes as the judge in the case is deciding how to toughen Bankman-Frieds bail requirements amid concerns the former billionaire might be communicating on electronic devices in ways that cant be traced Thats why you **LOCK HIS ASS UP**
Damn, think most i made in a day was about 50 on ASS. Genius investment, did so much research on that one /s
I bought Australian Safe Shepherd (ASS) coin for £5. 😂
Is he all in on ASS coin? 🍑
i believe it was the one buried deep inside SBF's ASS
A scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river. The frog is afraid of being stung, but the scorpion argues that if it did so, both would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog then agrees, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. While drowning the frog asks the scorpion: “why have you done this? Now we’re both going to die!”. The scorpion answers: “I’M NOT A SCORPION YOU STUPID ASS BITCH, I’M A FUCKING WHALE. I FUCKING SINK YOUR INVESTMENT BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN! FUCK REGULATION BITCH! YOUR ASS HAS JUST BEEN HIT WITH SOME HARD FREE MARKET, JUST SAY YOU LIKE IT PUNK!”
ASS coin was actually shilled/tweeted by big influencers like KSI and Mr Beast back in the day It would have been a top 10 shitcoin in the BSC space (Although that's not saying much as I don't think any of them have retained any value apart from ScamMoon lol)
ASS survivor here. I bought some and dropped it in friends wallets. Now I just use inappropriate NFTs.
I spent 20 on ASS (Australian safe Shepherd) 2 years ago and it's now worth nothing basically. It was a lottery ticket. I've still got the ASS.
I spent 20 on ASS (Australian safe Shepherd) 2 years ago and it's now worth nothing basically. It was a lottery ticket. I've still got the ASS.
techno neutral MY ASS
Oh yeah, that's it Gary. PROTECT ME, Gary! Protect me RIGHT IN THE ASS! YES! I feel so PROTECTED!
Marry BTC Kill Shiba Fuck ASS
ASS will pump the 14, remember my words
Give her some ASS coin (Australian Safe Shepherd)
I’m making a new alt, it’s called ASS. Great utility coin, you can legally buy coke and hookers with it. 1000x guaranteed
Does this mean ASS coin will go up?
Totally false, have been researching for days. This is why I'm asking you. Tell me where you are able to do that? What place can you buy BTC with bank account and withdraw immediately to your wallet? "SEVERAL" MY ASS
1400% PERCENT GAIN BTW AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA where did you get the numbers sir? MY ASS
“Ever heard of ASS, i put everything on it”
dis dude got the rbi on his ASS ​ r/RedditDetectives r/redditbureauofinvestigation
This is a crypto sub. I have a crypto portfolio and a stock portfolio. I come here for crypto talk. I am actively DRSing my GME into computer share homie. My flair in super stonk awards Kenny with the EMA award. EAT MY ASS lmao I’m with you tho my fellow 💎🙌🏼🦍
*burp* Y'ALL MOTHERELVERS *braaaaap* READY TO ELVENING *bweeeerrrrp* PARTY!? WHERE MY BITCH *buuuuuuuuurp* ASS REINDEER *brrrrru*AT!?
UGLY ASS BITCH doesn't begin to describe how gnarly her face is
For real. And look it's not a crime to be ugly, ugly doesn't automatically mean bad, physically ugly people can be some of the most wonderful beautiful human beings on the inside. That being said, that's ONE UGLY ASS BITCH WOW
Ahahahahahahaahahahahaha so every bear in the world is trying to say "binance is not safe.no liquidity" and CZ just piss they in the face saying he forget about 500 millions like there are just pennies for him AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU AMERICAN PIGS WHO WANNA BRING DOWN BINANCE.YOU AND THE SEC ARE THE CRIMINALS SO KISS CZ ASS AND GOOD MARGIN CALL WHEN YOUR SHORTS ON BINANCE AND BTC WILL GONNA FUCKING BLOW
That’s exactly how it goes though - just look at some of the shitcoin that made tremendous profits in the 2021 bull run on the market. There were such idiocies as ASS (Australian Safe Shepherd, a dog coin) and similar that made many, many millions for their founders simply because they were good jokes/memes. The market loves memes stuff because it has historically worked well so it’s easy to convince people to put cash in because there’s usually an unspoken expectation that it’ll do well again.
This Nappy haired fuck tool flat out stole money from a million people! JAIL HIS ASS for 500 years!
"MO ASS Fucking" time
SBF really do be the guy that pissed on the dudes rug, huh. "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"
fun is subjective and what I find fun may not be for others. For example, I like talking with random people, so a bartender in a slow bar would be something considered fun for me (I actually did this back in my college days so at least I know I'd enjoy it). I also enjoy reading and writing books/poems/etc., so I could publish a couple of my works. Managing a sports team (or being part of it one way or another) was something I was interested in since I was like 8. They are something I can do right now, of course, but I wouldn't be able to make a career out of it (I'd need the retirement money to make these my jobs). But those are just three random examples (and there are some *WEIRD ASS* jobs out there), who knows what I'd really do if I were in the situation?
I need my funds secured IN MY ASS
Ya know, If we gave SBF less damn attention, maybe this dude would throw himself off a building or something. Why are we STILL talking about this absolute cowpie of a man? Why are we hanging on his every damn breath? Everytime (Like 6 times a day) i see r/cryptocurrency, its something like "SBF WIPES HIS ASS WITH PUPPY TEARS" And it does NOTHING for the space. Is it time to unsubscribe from this subreddit? Is it nothing but bots and bagholders these days? for me absolute fatigue is setting in.
You are a Dumb ASS!!!
You know where is ASS coin or SEX coin. Let's get the local arcade three letter trolling going.
No I want to sell bitcoin at 1 million now. NOW. FUCK 3K. PUT THAT 3K UP YOUR ASS.
Nobody should worry about BTC, only CEX and shitty businesses need to watch out for their ASS, yes including you, yes you there and yes myself too
“If we get caught we’re not going to white collar prison no, we’re going to FEDERAL POUND ME IN THE ASS PRISON”
I had CumRocket Daddy Doge ElonJizz Porn and ASS token all in my portfolio once upon a time
>unless you have a BIG ASS and very legit safe. I find it hilarious that someone with a very legit safe but a fairly flat ass is now looking for other options, since they don't have the one thing you capitalized.
No government intervention was and is one of the selling points of BTC and similar coins. If people are too lazy to create their own private wallets and instead trust that punchbag of a face SBF and his gang of effective altruists (alturize my ASS) and get fooled by ads and YouTube Crapto Bois, it’s their fault. Why buy crypto instead of regular stocks if you want regulation?
>The mysterious hacker behind it is now the 35th richest ETH holder. Mysterious MY ASS
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 CEO taking about FUD would be stellar for crypto that Crypto.com pull a FTX in plenty FIFA world ohhhh boy!!! BTW OP FUD MY ASS!!!!! An exchange that make “mistakes” of sending HUGE CHUNK of money to another exchange… sell all your fucking worthless CRO…
Idk but if I were associated at all with FTX I would be scared shitless of people coming for me...straight up not condoning any violence but as it was said in the big Lebowski you do NOT FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS LARRY(SAM)!! -another note that sam kid looks a lot like that dipshit kid from the movie no?... coincidence?
There were some holding ASS previous run.
>BITCH ASS SEC have Crypto in a choke hold Nothing new here. I don't think it's a factor honestly.
Inflation at an all time high and the BITCH ASS SEC have Crypto in a choke hold mate.
But what if you are a $ASS person?
I think it's time for me to make my own coin and I'm naming it The Ass Pounder 4000 *AP4K* because *THE ASS POUNDER NEVER STOP PUMPING*
The people shitting on this guy on Reddit need to be put in their place. He is level-headed, educated, and would kick your ASS in a debate on anything crypto.