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Delulu Part 2 - 7/12 Key Notes - Squeeze Passed or Still on the Table? The Battle for $150 or $135 the new floor
Is Charlie’s Holdings CHUC set to get bought out?
$GENI is the PLTR of Sports Betting, and its arc is just starting
$GENI is on its turnaround arc, bottom reversion in process
$VIVO — 13M float, HTB, earnings THIS WEEK, AI data center catalyst by June 30. Read the tape.
$VIVO — 13M float, HTB, earnings THIS WEEK, AI data center catalyst by June 30. Read the tape.
1.1 MILLION volume in less than ONE HOUR. This stock was 14 cents ONE WEEK AGO. It is at 27 cents RIGHT NOW. Almost zero resistance between 30 cents and 62 cents. DYOR. FTEL FSTTF
$27k profits this week UGH bittersweet end to the war (SYSTERIX - Apr 17, 2026)
How I'm playing the SpaceX IPO for a possible 400 bagger
How I'm playing the SpaceX IPO for a possible 400 bagger
This stock could be the next $2 to $200. $1,000 would turn into $4,000,000 with calls
Trump says US and Iran have held talks on ending war in Middle East as he postpones power plant strikes
Trump Postpones Strikes on Iran Energy Sites for Five Days
I was homeless 13 months ago. Last week I turned $280 into $1,661. Here’s every single trade.
SYSTERIX - $89k gain from SPX credit spreads (Mar 13, 2026)
SYSTERIX - $69k gain from SPX credit spreads (Mar 6, 2026)
Rebuilt My Options Scanner: IV Rank Pre-Filter, Real EV, Execution Tracking Loop
I told you I'd update you. One week later, the scanner got a overhaul. Here's exactly what changed and why it matters. NOW IT'S GO TIME!!
DD: NextCell Pharma (NXTCL.ST) – A beaten-down biotech at the tipping point of a massive turnaround. Asia expansion, partnerships, and new revenue incoming
Weekly Market Outlook: FED WEEK LOADED - FOMC, Earnings, and the Metals Hedge
NEW POTASH MINING COMPANY WITH A TECHNOLOGY MINNING PATENT THAT CAN REVOLUTIONIZE THE MINING INDUSTRY! BUFF.V BUFFALO POTASH CORP CANADA!
NEW POTASH MINING COMPANY WITH A TECHNOLOGY MINNING PANTENT THAT CAN REVOLUTIONIZE THE MINING INDUSTRY! BUFF.V BUFFALO POTASH CORP CANADA!
NEW POTASH MINNING COMPANY WITH A TECHNOLOGY MINNING PANTENT THAT CAN REVOLUTIONIZE THE MINING INDUSTRY! BUFF.V BUFFALO POTASH CORP CANADA!
What's going on with SELLAS Life Sciences ($SLS)?
🦅 CAPTAIN CONDOR JUST PUT $32 MILLION ON THE LINE FOR CHRISTMAS EVE - DOWN ~$22 MILLION IN 3 DAYS!! (SPOILER: HE JUST GOT BLOWN TF OUT!)
FLWS: Why I'm Accumulating Shares and Never Selling — A Supply Chain Professional's Discovery
FLWS: Why I'm Accumulating Shares and Never Selling — A Supply Chain Professional's Discovery
"Lightning in a Bottle": "Groundbreaking Early Readout For Gain Therapeutics Gives It A Shot At First Disease-Modifying Drug For Parkinson’s" $GANX
UPDATE: 1-800-FLOWERS — 106% SI confirmed vs 96% yesterday. FTD Settlements and the contrained Family/Employee owned Float is the Key
1-800-FLOWERS Update — 106% SI confirmed. Settlement starts TOMORROW
1-800-FLOWERS Update — 106% SI confirmed. Settlement starts TOMORROW
1-800-FLOWERS Update: 106% SI of Float. T+35 Settlement Starts TOMORROW. Posted DD on this Friday. Here's what's changed heading into the catalyst window:
1-800-FLOWERS: The Liquidity Math - 18.8x imbalance - Another 100K shares borrowed overnight Saturday; 500K left
1-800-FLOWERS: The Liquidity Math - 18.8x imbalance - Another 100K shares borrowed overnight Saturday; 500K left
1-800-FLOWERS: The Liquidity Math - 18.8x imbalance - Another 100K shares borrowed overnight Saturday; 500K left
1-800-FLOWERS: The Liquidity Math - 18.8x imbalance - Another 100K shares borrowed overnight Saturday; 500K left
$FLWS: The Liquidity Math - 18.8x imbalance - Another 100K shares borrowed overnight Saturday; 500K left
UPDATE: $FLWS: The Liquidity Math - 18.8x imbalance - Another 100K shares borrowed overnight Saturday; 500K left
CVNA insiders dumping $500M+ right as index funds are FORCED to buy for S&P inclusion. Your retirement account is their exit liquidity.
$NEGG still pumping due to OVER 100% insider ownership
Memes will be made and stories told $SGBX
Memes will be made and stories told $SGBX
Memes will be made and stories told $SGB X
$CCTG-INSANE 17x volume AND BEATEN DOWN…LOOKS PRIMED FOR NEXT WEEK 🚀🚀..EVERY UPVOTE AND BUYING 50 SHARES..WILL REVEAL MY POSITION ONCE IT RAN ABOUT .50 cents or MORE 🚀🚀🚀
$YDKG- ALL PROFIT FROM LAST WEEK IN $YDKG BEFORE RS ON FRIDAY..Its make or break time 💪
Foxconn profit jumps 17% as it offers bullish outlook on AI demand, hints at upcoming OpenAI partnership
ENOUGH of this NONSENSE. This is the 4TH RED DAY IN A ROW THIS WEEK FOR CRWV
QSI BRIEF DD expectations for Earnings After-Market Today: Tiny ~$1 Stock with Big Institutions loading up and POTENTIAL NVIDIA $50million investment. This Could Be the Turning Point
$QSI FIRST of their 4 BIGGEST CATALYST (November) is finally here. The biggest turning point for the ONLY public company in the pure-play quantum-physics proteomic sectors.
RVPH is criminally off the radar and underrated
I can’t believe I missed out on BYND…
BEARS HAVE BEEN BUYING SHARES ON THE WAY UP TO SELL DURING KEY SUPPORT/RESISTANCE POINTS—BULLS ARE 🌱 🐮🥩❌
$QSI Quantum-Si is going nuts from my previous posts. I am now FULLY convinced November is seriously going to be their greatest run ever. They WANT to let everyone know and this news yesterday just proved it.
Quantum-Si ($QSI) and EVIDENCE of why NVIDIA is the most compelling secret $50million investor. (FULL DD on the insane hype of this small-cap firm that had OVER 15-25million trade volume since LAST WEEK) (right after my initial post).
Quantum-Si ($QSI) and EVIDENCE of why NVIDIA is they're the most compelling $50million investor. (FULL DD on the insane hype of this small-cap firm that had OVER 15-25million trade volume since LAST WEEK) (right after my initial post).
not to late to join gold calls. PUPMING THIS WEEK
THIS WEEK AT THE COMEDY CLUB: Even Hegseth can't remember the ridiculous new name of his department
$OPEN at $6.50 - I M NOT SELLING 🚀 The Prophecy = $82 👀🔥
$ADD -Nice little profit and Next im looking into $FLYE FOR THIS WEEK..
Hello ladies anybutties wanna take a look at MONDAY.COM $MNDY, its the beginning of the week but we can turn it into a WEEK-END
Hello ladies anybutties wanna take a look at MONDAY.COM $MNDY, its the beginning of the week but we can turn it into a WEEK-END
IXHL - Apnimed & funding & share price upside discussion
$OPEN Board of Directors Opted for RSU Payouts = CONFIDENCE IN GROWTH
🚨 PROK - Biotech Penny Stock With a 1,000% Move, No Hype (Yet)
$SEI (Solaris Energy Infrastructure) - a hidden AI power play
THIS WEEK ACHV, SORA, and LHSW 10–20% move potential
🔥 $MDAI: Gov-funded AI device with 95%+ accuracy, FDA submission incoming THIS WEEK, still a $54M microcap. This is how multi-baggers begin.
$EPWK -Next week might be the BIG WEEK 💪💪
TOP 3 Must-Watch OTC Explosives next WEEK. Breakout List
KSS is on NYsE Threshold List and more
🚨 GRANDMASTER-OBI Just Did It AGAIN — $MODV Skyrockets +203% After His Friday Alert | Discord Closing THIS WEEK
🚨 GRANDMASTER-OBI Just Did It AGAIN — $MODV Skyrockets +203% After His Friday Alert | Discord Closing THIS WEEK
Do you know the biggest finance influencer in the world?
GREAT WEEK BOYS! 🫡🚀 + 107% (follow for more guesses)
CAN YOU BEAT MY CNN ALGORITHM? FREE CHALLENGE - TOP PREDICTOR WINS REDDIT GOLD!
PREDICT TO WIN: My Algorithm vs. Wall Street's Best Guesses (Reddit Gold Prize)
🚨 TOMORROW'S PLAN - SPY OPTIONS YOLO 🚨
China is 'eager to play ball' on tariffs, Kevin Hassett says
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GUYS GONNA BE RED THIS WEEK. Puts will print daily.
MY FELLOW DEGENERATES, THIS COMING WEEK I’M JUMPING ASS FIRST BACK INTO OPTIONS You have been warned
MARKET WILL CONTINUE FALLING UNTIL GOOG EARNINGS NEXT WEEK! WE NEED TO SEE CAPEX GUIDANCE RAISED FOR THE BULL RALLY TO CONTINUE! EVERYTHING RELIES ON CAPEX GUIDANCE. If any of the mega caps lower CAPEX spend the run is officially over so it will continue falling to hedge against that potential for a massive loss. Be prepared and do not buy the dip today. Wait for the bottom prior to earnings and you can gamble then if you wish or wait for confirmation from the goog earnings
We haven't opened this low on MU since end of May. WTF IS GOING ON BRUH I BOUGHT CALLS JUST LAST WEEK
GOOGLE WILL PERMIT THIRD-PARTY STORES IN ITS APP STORE STARTING NEXT WEEK. google bagholders, good news for u
I stopped believing nearly 2 decades ago but, only Jesus could save my port right now. IF SPY RALLIES 2% TOMORROW, MOSQUE ON FRIDAY, SINAGOG ON SATURDAY AND CHURCH ON SUNDAY EVERY WEEK. SHOW ME YOUR THING
The oil industry: “If oil stays elevated it could be devastating to the economy” Bulls: “NO. OIL WILL NOT STAY UP. IRAN WILL BE WAVING AMERICAN FLAGS IN TWO WEEKS. AI IS GOING TO MAKE EVERY COMPANY MAKE A TRILLION DOLLARS A WEEK AT ZERO COST BUT ALSO THE AI COMPANIES WILL PRINT SO HARD YOU WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. THE WAR IS *OVER. USA USA USA BUY BUY BUY STOCKS ONLY GO UP”* *\*4 months later\** News: The Iran war stretches into its 4th month as the ceasefire collapses and Iran missile strikes ships and oil infrastructure across the gulf Oil: Goes up again
Up, down or both I don’t give a shit. PLEASE JUST LET THERE BE SOME FUCKING MOVEMENT THIS WEEK.
Omg bro. You are strawmanning the shit out of me. My claim is that not all options should be closed. Full stop. Yes, I said nobody is assigning an SPX put. I know these don’t get assigned. That’s MY supporting point towards MY claim. 4:00 pm is before midnight. That’s what the word “by” means. In the context of this response, I was highlighting that these contracts don’t carry risk forward into the next WEEK’s trading hours. I was not getting into the weeds about the settlement process or timeline. No. That’s not how buying power is set at all brokerages. Yes, margin is a consideration. After you started being pedantic, I made a claim denying widespread implication of “intra-day” margin calls. Your only valid claims are against arguments that I did not make. Do you disagree with my actual claim? That there exists a scenario where letting a short option expire worthless is the right choice? I disagree that all options should be closed.
\-----GOIN ON MY THURS TRAINING RUN----- TAPER WEEK BOYS 7 mi with 3 x 5 min hill climbs on some trails EASY PEASY ANY DISTANCE BOLS/BARES IN HERE?
MU hit 1255 ONE WEEK ago-- dafuq man.
Mango decided to pump MU 3(!) times, didn't work. Then called the FBI for support and was asked "Sar, have you tried turning the market off and on again?" And here we are. I guess 10 minutes after the market closes on Friday we will get the usual "I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER BUT I WAS CONVINCED IT ISN'T. NEXT WEEK WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TALKS TO CREATE THE DRAFT FOR THE CONCEPT OF A MEMORANDUM OF AGREEMENT IN PAKISTAN. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
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I keep my extra cash in WEEK, it’s a little less yield than SGOV but I get weekly pay outs on it. If I have to tap some of the money I’m not missing the full dividend that month, if I’m adding money weekly I get those dividends too.
[EVERYONE DOWNVOTED ME LAST WEEK AND I WAS RIGHT ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ukwbxe/comment/ov0t2vs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [EVERYONE DOWNVOTED ME LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS RIGHT AGAIN](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1up8fvp/comment/ovyznio/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
During the WEEK?! Madlads
you know whats funny everyone talking about bulls and bears because they only focus on one sector : semis you could have made money being a bull for so many other sectors biotech up software up china up oil up literally told everyone to dump semis and buy these sectors LAST WEEK
i was right [LAST WEEK](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ukwbxe/comment/ov0t2vs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) im right again [8 HOURS AGO](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1up8fvp/comment/ovyznio/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) GET FUCKED permabulltards
Just to be clear because your sentence is a little confusing. There’s only been a DAY of trading THIS WEEK and it’s a very green day with the Dow topping 53,000 for the first time. So your calling this a red week – at least in the United States – truly makes no sense. And if you meant last week for the Dow, it was green too. Same for the NASDAQ. So I think you’re either a bot or you’re not actually looking at the market. Or you’re looking at some other country’s market. This is not the best place to ask about that.
[LAST WEEK](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ukwbxe/comment/ov0t2vs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [2 HOURS AGO before dumping started](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1up8fvp/comment/ovyznio/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Bought a single 745p for 7/14 NEVER BEEN MORE BEARISH THAN THIS NEXT WEEK. RIP BOLS, DONT @ ME WHEN IM RICH DRILL DRILL DRILL
CONGRATULATIONS TO PENSIONS AND 401ks FOR BUYING AT THE BEST NATIONAL PRICE OF 673. WEIRDLY THE NEUTRAL HEDGE POINT FOR ALL OF LAST WEEK. THANKS FOR HOLDING THE BAGS. BUT DONT WORRY THEY FOLLOWED THE LAW AND YOU GOT NO SLIPPAGE, JUST DONT ASK WHY THE PRICE BE THE PRICE. LMAO.
You fools think WE WILL BE RED DURING MURICA WEEK?
#U.S. AND IRAN AGREE TO HALT STRIKES AND MEET THIS WEEK, AXIOS REPORTS CITING U.S. OFFICIALS TACO trade is back baby
🥭 every Sunday an hour before futes open *U.S. AND IRAN AGREE TO HALT STRIKES AND MEET THIS WEEK, AXIOS REPORTS CITING U.S. OFFICIALS*
US. AND IRAN AGREE TO HALT STRIKES, SET TO HOLD TALKS LATER THIS WEEK – AXIOS, CITING U.S. OFFICIALS lol right before market open
$MU +20% on the best earnings in market history and STILL RED FOR THE WEEK
If i was MM i would keep dumping msft tomorrow monday and tuesday. Then i would pump it 7% on wednesday and take it all back on thursday😈. Theta destructor on friday. THEN NEXT NEXT WEEK a slow pamp for the rest of the month
There was a leak recently showing exactly how much Rockstar was making.. closte to 5 million, ONLY onl PS5, every WEEK. There was other data as well, just google it, but basically it is known how much they are making, and that is fairly recent data that was leaked, not something from 10 years ago.
Bruh what The funny part is that the market has been acting as predicted and more or less rationally with SPCX for the WEEK that it has been publicly traded. Everyone knew this was going to be the case, and it's what most ipo charts look like. We should update the saying to something like, "the market can remain rational for longer than it takes for you to become a retard"
Trade im looking at: SPCX PRICES PRE IPO: $135 OPENING DAY: $160-$175 LAST WEEK: $200-$230 TODAY: $150 Start holding SPCX shares, add calls on dips These will be some heavily traded shares. Feel like $165 retrace could be possible
IF I HAVE WAITED JUST ONE WEEK. U sound like other Doordash guy who lost 100k+ on options lol
i had ALL WEEK to stack up but NOOOO i wanted to wait until it hit the center of the earth apparently?!?!?!?!?
I GOT CALENDER SPREAD CENTERED AT 194 ON iwm, EXPIRING THIS WEEK.
I'm impressed. This is like the 3rd time Trump has won the war THIS WEEK!
Shit THIS WEEK....i've seen it more times than i've taken a shower.
https://preview.redd.it/x2qqgusga47h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c93875819ea42fc457005bd8762c3dd99e8ab9 THIS WAS THE MOOD ALL WEEK THAT GOT THE PORT TO ALL TIME HIGHS
To the folks that sold on Friday, or this past week....it happens, take a deep breath, and get back at it NEXT WEEK.....don't revenge trade, you will lose more.
We had our healthy pullback TIME FOR NEW ATHs NEXT WEEK
YOU REGARDS I BOGUHT IN LAST WEEK https://preview.redd.it/o32qjfl1ok6h1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7f8f2c6b528ae44df74cc627b9c04bc35a916a
One more leg down then we rip Friday and next week… PLEASE RIP NEXT WEEK😭
i wouldnt even mind the selloff if just my INDIVIDUAL STOCKS WOULDNT BE DOWN -5% EVERY DAY SINCE LAST WEEK
Its because RATE HIKES are actually a possibility. Home sales rose and first time home buyers exceeded much higher then what was forecast. In lame terms... People got alot more money then what the Federal government had thought. This is a reason for the Federal Reserve to increase rates. Plus, makes it even worse... people are doing these things with elevated gas prices. Ingredients for a higher price product scenario. Tomorrow's CPI/INFLATION Rate data will really tell what the NEW Fed chairman may do. BE WARNED!! Maybe a BLOODY DAY TOMORROW!! EVEN MORE SO BLOODY NEXT WEEK WHEN NEW FED CHAIRMAN CONDUCTS FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE.
A whole new generation of bears was born today BUHBUHBUHBUHBUT THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT # LMAOOO SEE YOU AT ALL TIME HIGHS THIS WEEK
So many regards think KOSPI is fucked… IT WAS ALREADY FUCKED LAST WEEK LMAO. Recovering now, just reflecting the damage from Friday because they ultimately follow Americans.
Exactly. It's the people who missed this massive melt up trying to feel good about being in cash. We're at levels we haven't seen since.....LAST WEEK?!?!!
The BEAR PREDICTION 🐻 FOR NEXT WEEK. Monday, weakness may continue but stability is found. Bear sad. Tuesday, EIA oil report flashes Inflation. Bull sad. Wednesday, CPI report shows clear inflation. Bull more sad. Thursday, PPI and Jobless claims scream inflation. Bull very very sad sad. Friday, SpaceX IPO has the worst IPO performance in history. WSB starts posting the suicide hotline link on the banner again. Bull homeless.
Yeah stocks lost like a whole WEEK’s worth of gains lol. Why are some Redditors so panicky when there’s a down day? Try living through a real bear market
https://preview.redd.it/zo0xa0wcxi5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d835c70ccabf73174ac95d16029a8afb9a99fc37 \*in a coma from a bad lime bike accident\* DANG WHAT A GREAT WEEK LETSGOOOoo
ROTTEN WEEK-EN bro. Buckle the fuck up
Bruh this just wipes out a WEEK of gains when dis b has been mooning since end of March. 🤌🤌
$SATS CALLS NEXT WEEK? this shit trading below cash lol
Get in on this ASAP! We’re going to the moon THiS WEEK
I CALLED THE BOTTOM FOR SEMIS, I WAS RIGHT. I CALLED THE TOP FOR SEMIS LAST WEEK, I WAS RIGHT. I HAVE NOT CALLED ANOTHER BOTTOM YET, LET THAT SINK IN bookmark this
AXIOS "It's more specifics about how the U.S. gets the material and the timing," a senior administration official said, referring to the enriched uranium. The second source said 🌮 also wants to amend some of the wording around the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz. The U.S. official said 🌮 was told it would take around three days before the Iranians get back with a response. "They're literally in caves and they're not using email," the senior administration official said. What they're saying: "There will be a deal. The imminence of it, we'll see. We're willing to wait so the 🌮 gets what he asks for. It could be a week. It could be less. It could be more. At the turn of the week, we hope to have something," the senior administration official said. TLDR EVERYTHING IS AGREED EXCEPT THE ONLY TWO ACTUAL ISSUES DON'T EXPECT PROGRESS FOR A WEEK WHILE OIL RESERVES DWINDLE TICK TOCK
Will SPACEX ISSUE 1.6TRILLUON IN STOCK 1 WEEK LATER TO BUY TSLA, DILUTING THE FUCK OUT OF TSLA AND SPACEX
IBM $400+ NEXT WEEK. IBMs run is just starting. I think next week IBM is gonna pump like MU did this week. I think itll hit $350-400 by end of next week. Call me crazy, but i was right so far. I purchased some 257.50$ calls on wednesday and they printed today. I loaded up on some 310 and 350$ calls for next friday. IBM is a much better buy than dell, and look how it pumped. IBM is one of the smartest quantum plays in my opinion, and quantum is just heating up.
\*when sp500 reaches 9000 within 2 months\* # BOLS FALLING FOR THE BOL TRAP LOL, BERS EATING GOOD THIS WEEK. SPY880 INCOMING
So STOP TAKING NVDA PROFITS NEXT WEEK
Worried about what? Some of you are literally retarded… where do you think most stocks are going to be in 5, 10, or 20 years? Higher than they are today. All of you who obsess over every daily change and trying to day trade are the ones who constantly lose money. Are you planning to retire this year? Highly doubt it… so who cares if you don’t sell at the peak THIS WEEK or THIS MONTH. If you’re holding for 20 years everything will surely be higher then versus it is today… yet you all micromanage and cry over daily or weekly changes and stress as if you’re a day trader with your cool 7 shares of nvda and 13 shares of nbis and 32 shares of archer. Give it a rest. Stock checking it every day and let your investments ACTUALLY be investments.
No obviously the call isn't going to fucking go up, I'm saying HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHICH OPTION TO BUY SINCE IT'S SO FUCKING EASY FOR YOU. I'm saying LAST WEEK the PRICE WENT DOWN for like TWO OR THREE DAYS and since the MOTHERFUCKING PRICE OF THE S AND P TENDS TO GO UP AND DOWN I figured it would GO UP PRETTY FUCKING SOON. Just like when it SPIKES UP TO AN ALL TIME HIGH it tends to CRASH DOWN aka REGRESSION TO THE MEAN, it's like a CORRECTION. So if you're buying this shit every day, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHICH WAY IT'S GOING TO GO?? Is the question that fucking difficult jfc
Super Bowl earnings thread 😧 will never ever understand the hype because there’s nothing inspiring about seeing grown men being paid $40m a year to throw around a ball, and i thought reddit hates the rich so kinda weird that everyone defends athlete pay so much … and if they were paid modest amounts like close to league minimum then it would be more human and relatable … but I don’t even see how there’s so much hype because it’s not relatable because these athletes were selected by genetics and they’re paid inorganically because a massive corporation is the one offering them the contract … more in a WEEK than a physician makes in a year … here’s what should be inspiring, the founders who aren’t genetically gifted but send thousands of cold emails and make their wealth organically not because some massive corporation wrote them a check to bounce around a ball … THAT you can relate to because anyone who works hard can do it, you don’t need to win a genetic lottery … anyways that’s just me rambling
I sold my puts and kinda was regretting it while getting some errands done.. comeback... BEST FKCING TRADE THIS WEEK for meh lol , idk where to go now...... i swear somethinga brewing around tmrw for earnings....
Fucking RIP PLEASE IM DYING. I WAS SUPPOSED TO SIGN OFF ON MY LAMBO THIS WEEK.
LFG GO BABY! TOOK COST CALLS LAST WEEK UP 200% on my entries 🔥🔥🔥
USO will DIE NEXT WEEK MWAHAHAHHAHHA
I am gonna be really honest with you guys. I really wish for a proper BEAR WEEK and really wanna see bols losses. Nothing but sea of red to wipe out those smiles. Then i am gonna switch to bol once i buy the dip
Anthropic raises 30 billion this Feb, another 40 billion from Google and 25 billion from Amazon in ONE WEEK, so 95 billion in a matter of months for ONE COMPANY, revenue jumps 100x in 15 months, AND NOW is in talks to raise another 30-50 billion the same month spacex casually offers 60 billion for cursor 😵💫😵💫😵💫 bubble about to pop…
MAY15-22 S&P PERFORMANCE AFTER A NEW HIGH IN THE FIRST WEEK OF MAY Since 1950, 17 prior years in which the S&P set a 12 Month High in the First Week of May. In those 17 years, the S&P was 3-14 in the following May 15-22 time frame for an avg one week loss of 0.54%.
everyone loves to brag with " SEE I TOLD U LAST WEEK"
be me: "guys get rklb" be me: ooo its dropping imma buy calls for earnings be me: wait why is rklb up.... the earnings came out today? NOT NEXT WEEK? *loses the chance to make 5k*
Remember bers. You’re not wrong, you’re just early. DOUBLE DOWN CHAMP, THIS WEEK WILL BE YOUR WEEK. Best regards, - BOLS
Most new investors in the markets after 2020 dont understand what a bubble or bear market is. They have never witnessed it and think that when stocks go up they just keep going up....this is what we call a parabolic rally. Nasdaq gaining 4 to 5% a WEEK isnt normal by any means. The trajectory is almost impossible to sustain no matter how much more you can hype the AI trade
TODAY I BOUGHT EVERYTHING. I WILL BE RICH! ONLY BUY NEVER SELL, THIS MARKET CAN GO UP AT LEAST ANOTHER 15% IN THE NEXT WEEK, MU TO 1000 BY NEXT FRIDAY! MU 1000C 5/15 IS SO CHEAP, ONLY $170! (bought some puts lmao)
TSLA - shit earnings report. up 10% on the WEEK
\-1% AFTER 25% WEEK lolol
🤔 >TRUMP, ASKED ABOUT TIMEFRAME ON IRAN, SAYS ONE WEEK - Do a few weeks of a fake ceasefire / peace talks - Get the puppet fed chair confirmed during the ceasefire - Have the full Senate vote the during the ceasefire <--- (**you are here**) - Blow up kharg island, or invade, or start a Iranian revolution, and send WTI to 150 - Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% after initially hiking 25 bps to establish credibility ✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**.
Friendly reminder this most likely had NOTHING to do with the mango announcement. EVERY single week VIX gets crushed for the Wednesday (AM) VIX settlement. That is their plan every single week, I have made money buying the closest strike VIX puts at Tuesday close and waiting for a big gap down on VIX am settlement EVERY WEEK FOR MONTHS.
*BLACKROCK TO ANNOUNCE HYPERSCALER DATA CENTER DEAL THIS WEEK Who is the lucky one?
respectfully, it is a shit product, but what other security pays 3% a WEEK, not month. I recently bought some NVDY as an experiment, up pretty big in two months.
+22% in the past WEEK smartass 😭
MSFT pumps to 480 by NEXT WEEK!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER!
THIS IS THE TOP, WE WILL NEVER SEE 715 EVER AGAIN, SPY 675 eow AFTER MSFT META AMZN GO -10% GOOG EARNINGS WON'T BE ENOUGH TO SAVE THE MKT NEXT WEEK SEMIS CRASH 50% anyway full port 1dte calls for tmrw
Microsoft options aren’t making sense… $1 premium for $370 CSP expiring THIS WEEK? Earnings has mfs trippin
i know what you're going to do this week. i've watched it for ten years. https://preview.redd.it/sluic627lkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=31d3a3de51b93c37ddbf076bca50af362daf71c3 [](https://preview.redd.it/fomc-4-mag-7-earnings-in-24-hours-here-is-exactly-how-each-v0-9mqjvoglkkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c713d6898dd08da0a91792ef085fbb280507e2ec) monday: you buy QQQ puts because it "looks toppy." tuesday: NQ grinds up another 0.4%. you average down on the puts. "this can't keep going." wednesday 1:55pm: you YOLO 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell speaks because "the dovish pivot is priced in." 2:01pm: powell says one boring word. NQ rips 200 points. your puts go to zero. 2:04pm: NQ reverses 300 points. your calls go to zero too. 2:06pm: somehow you lost money on BOTH sides of the trade. thursday: you post the loss porn. it gets 4k upvotes. friday: you do it again with rent money. every. single. time. \--- let me explain something to the regards in the back. NQ closed friday at 27,440. that is an ALL TIME HIGH. the chart printed higher highs and higher lows for 5 sessions in a row. the trend has been up for 18 months. and a third of you are about to short it because "intel was up 23% in one day, that's unsustainable." brother. the market has been unsustainable since march 2009. you have been wrong for 16 years. you will be wrong this week too. \--- here is the actual setup if you can read past the crayons. new ATH zone: 27,440 to 27,500 1st support: 27,100 to 27,200 breakout retest: 26,900 to 27,000 bull: hold 27,200, clear 27,500, run to 27,800 bear: lose 27,000 before wednesday, dump to 26,800 chop: pin in a 240 point box until powell talks. classic. \--- THIS WEEK YOU FACE tuesday: case-shiller, consumer confidence (nobody cares) wednesday: FOMC 2pm, powell press 2:30, MSFT + GOOGL + META + AMZN all dump earnings after close thursday: GDP, PCE, jobless claims at 8:30, AAPL after close friday: payrolls if we're unlucky four of the five biggest names in the index report Q1 in the same 24 hours as a fed decision. that has happened maybe ten times in your trading life. ATR will double. options vol is going to vaporize whichever side of the iron condor you're sweating. \--- PREDICTIONS 70% chance powell says "well-positioned" five times. NQ pops 100 points then dumps 200. your 0DTE calls expire worthless and your puts also expire worthless because you held them through the bounce. 20% chance one of MSFT GOOGL META AMZN misses on AI capex guidance. NQ futures dump 400 points after-hours. you don't even have a position because you got stopped out earlier in the day on the 1 minute chart. 10% chance everything beats. NQ goes to 27,800. you watch from cash because you blew your account tuesday on 0DTE TSLA puts. \--- this is not financial advice. this is me explaining to you that wednesday at 2pm is not a buying opportunity. it is a kill zone. stop trading 90 minutes before FOMC. stop buying 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell. stop adding to puts at the literal all time high. your wife's boyfriend already knows this. that's why he's the one driving the new car. \--- positions: cash. like an adult.
So NEXT WEEK is gonna be uuuuge. 5 out of 7 of the Mag 7s have earnings. FOMC rate decision is on the same day and on top of that we have the whole war volatility. With everything at ATH what does a guy FUCKIN DO! Calls do NOT seem like the right choice but of course that is the way to go because NOTHING MAKES SENSE!!!
IRAN HAS DROPPED MORE MINES IN HORMUZ EARLIER THIS WEEK - AXIOS REPORTER ON X Axios with the DUMP news.
A WEEK are you insane?!
IM OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE HOLE! I WAS DOWN 20K LAST WEEK PLUS THIS WEEK. IM CURRENTLY AT +3K. Im out i gotta be smarter....
Something that really clicked for me watching this oil shock unfold — most retail investors (including me a year ago) think of their portfolio as a list of tickers. But in an oil shock like this one, what matters is which pillar of the business gets hit. Alaska Air is the example I keep coming back to today. They just suspended their 2026 guidance because fuel swung from $4.45 to $5.15 a gallon IN ONE WEEK. That's a $600M headwind for Q2 — basically $3.60 hit to EPS. But here's the thing that surprised me when I actually read the report: premium travel was up 8%, corporate travel up 19%, and advance corporate bookings are up 30%. So the demand side of the business is arguably the strongest it's been in years. What broke was the cash flow / cost side. Same company, completely different story depending on which dimension you look at. This is why I stopped looking at a stock as "good or bad" and started thinking about it across separate pillars — valuation, growth, quality, cash flow, financial health, demand, momentum. One app I've been testing breaks them out that way, and the thing that makes it useful for a situation like this is you can SEE instantly that ALK's demand score is strong but cash flow score is terrible. That's not one number — that's two different trades. Practical version for a new investor: next time you're looking at an airline, oil-adjacent name, or anything energy-sensitive, don't ask "is this stock good." Ask "which part of this business is broken vs which part is fine." You'll end up with way better risk/reward setups.
Who tf cares what 🥭 is saying, it’s MEME STOCK WEEK
You'll be back in a WEEK!
TOMORROW IS THE RISE OF A NEW ERA IN FINANCE. THE BER WILL RISE NOT BECAUSE HE CHOSE TO BUT BECAUSE IT WAS INEVITABLE. NO LONGER WILL WE EAT RAMEN EVERYDAY. NO LONGER WILL OVERDRAFTS RULE OUR DECISIONS. THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS BEGUN. BOOL. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE MOTHER OF ALL CRASHES THIS WEEK. -gey fuk fat smelly ber in his parents basement gambling $25 on robinhood
I live streamed me staring at this stock and predicing my bankruptcy. I did not sleep that night. $9,999 gain. WENDY'S IS ON ME THIS WEEK FAM.
Bears fall for it every time. Oh no! Sky is falling. GREEN AF NEXT WEEK
🙄 Fuck, again with this shit on the weekend? # SPY TO 720 NEXT WEEK
Iran talks are fucked again. SORRY BULLS, YOU'RE GETTING FUCKED NEXT WEEK! HAHA
Well, I turned 12 grand into 18 this week. Slow and steady, but holding onto magnificent seven stocks along with SLS and NEXT. Tough day for NEXT but going to be grabbing more Monday morning. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE AND WHOEVER DUDE IS TOOTIN HIS OWN HORN OVER A LUCKY GAMBLE. LET’S SEE HOW YOU POST NEXT WEEK. I’M THINKING NOTHING BUT SILENCE
Profitable all time, but dude HOW AM I LOSING THIS WEEK AT ALL