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aporter0131

Get in on this ASAP! We’re going to the moon THiS WEEK

ZYHUA

I CALLED THE BOTTOM FOR SEMIS, I WAS RIGHT. I CALLED THE TOP FOR SEMIS LAST WEEK, I WAS RIGHT. I HAVE NOT CALLED ANOTHER BOTTOM YET, LET THAT SINK IN bookmark this

Icy_Jelly_315

AXIOS "It's more specifics about how the U.S. gets the material and the timing," a senior administration official said, referring to the enriched uranium. The second source said 🌮 also wants to amend some of the wording around the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz. The U.S. official said 🌮 was told it would take around three days before the Iranians get back with a response. "They're literally in caves and they're not using email," the senior administration official said. What they're saying: "There will be a deal. The imminence of it, we'll see. We're willing to wait so the 🌮 gets what he asks for. It could be a week. It could be less. It could be more. At the turn of the week, we hope to have something," the senior administration official said. TLDR EVERYTHING IS AGREED EXCEPT THE ONLY TWO ACTUAL ISSUES DON'T EXPECT PROGRESS FOR A WEEK WHILE OIL RESERVES DWINDLE TICK TOCK

Top-Meaning2626

Will SPACEX ISSUE 1.6TRILLUON IN STOCK 1 WEEK LATER TO BUY TSLA, DILUTING THE FUCK OUT OF TSLA AND SPACEX

rojo_dtx

IBM $400+ NEXT WEEK. IBMs run is just starting. I think next week IBM is gonna pump like MU did this week. I think itll hit $350-400 by end of next week. Call me crazy, but i was right so far. I purchased some 257.50$ calls on wednesday and they printed today. I loaded up on some 310 and 350$ calls for next friday. IBM is a much better buy than dell, and look how it pumped. IBM is one of the smartest quantum plays in my opinion, and quantum is just heating up.

Fun_Purpose6972

\*when sp500 reaches 9000 within 2 months\* # BOLS FALLING FOR THE BOL TRAP LOL, BERS EATING GOOD THIS WEEK. SPY880 INCOMING

Big-Safe3031

So STOP TAKING NVDA PROFITS NEXT WEEK

Commercial_Ease8053

Worried about what? Some of you are literally retarded… where do you think most stocks are going to be in 5, 10, or 20 years? Higher than they are today. All of you who obsess over every daily change and trying to day trade are the ones who constantly lose money. Are you planning to retire this year? Highly doubt it… so who cares if you don’t sell at the peak THIS WEEK or THIS MONTH. If you’re holding for 20 years everything will surely be higher then versus it is today… yet you all micromanage and cry over daily or weekly changes and stress as if you’re a day trader with your cool 7 shares of nvda and 13 shares of nbis and 32 shares of archer. Give it a rest. Stock checking it every day and let your investments ACTUALLY be investments.

7Xe3V7Ur

No obviously the call isn't going to fucking go up, I'm saying HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHICH OPTION TO BUY SINCE IT'S SO FUCKING EASY FOR YOU. I'm saying LAST WEEK the PRICE WENT DOWN for like TWO OR THREE DAYS and since the MOTHERFUCKING PRICE OF THE S AND P TENDS TO GO UP AND DOWN I figured it would GO UP PRETTY FUCKING SOON. Just like when it SPIKES UP TO AN ALL TIME HIGH it tends to CRASH DOWN aka REGRESSION TO THE MEAN, it's like a CORRECTION. So if you're buying this shit every day, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHICH WAY IT'S GOING TO GO?? Is the question that fucking difficult jfc

Syllabub_Visual

Super Bowl earnings thread 😧 will never ever understand the hype because there’s nothing inspiring about seeing grown men being paid $40m a year to throw around a ball, and i thought reddit hates the rich so kinda weird that everyone defends athlete pay so much … and if they were paid modest amounts like close to league minimum then it would be more human and relatable … but I don’t even see how there’s so much hype because it’s not relatable because these athletes were selected by genetics and they’re paid inorganically because a massive corporation is the one offering them the contract … more in a WEEK than a physician makes in a year … here’s what should be inspiring, the founders who aren’t genetically gifted but send thousands of cold emails and make their wealth organically not because some massive corporation wrote them a check to bounce around a ball … THAT you can relate to because anyone who works hard can do it, you don’t need to win a genetic lottery … anyways that’s just me rambling

LOTTO1004

I sold my puts and kinda was regretting it while getting some errands done.. comeback... BEST FKCING TRADE THIS WEEK for meh lol , idk where to go now...... i swear somethinga brewing around tmrw for earnings....

APOLARCAT

Fucking RIP PLEASE IM DYING. I WAS SUPPOSED TO SIGN OFF ON MY LAMBO THIS WEEK.

coloredzebra

LFG GO BABY! TOOK COST CALLS LAST WEEK UP 200% on my entries 🔥🔥🔥

sl3azebag

USO will DIE NEXT WEEK MWAHAHAHHAHHA

whoami_to_judge

I am gonna be really honest with you guys. I really wish for a proper BEAR WEEK and really wanna see bols losses. Nothing but sea of red to wipe out those smiles. Then i am gonna switch to bol once i buy the dip

Syllabub_Visual

Anthropic raises 30 billion this Feb, another 40 billion from Google and 25 billion from Amazon in ONE WEEK, so 95 billion in a matter of months for ONE COMPANY, revenue jumps 100x in 15 months, AND NOW is in talks to raise another 30-50 billion the same month spacex casually offers 60 billion for cursor 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 bubble about to pop…

Ok_Cry7572

MAY15-22 S&P PERFORMANCE AFTER A NEW HIGH IN THE FIRST WEEK OF MAY Since 1950, 17 prior years in which the S&P set a 12 Month High in the First Week of May. In those 17 years, the S&P was 3-14 in the following May 15-22 time frame for an avg one week loss of 0.54%.

Lil_Hater112

everyone loves to brag with " SEE I TOLD U LAST WEEK"

misslemonadeee

be me: "guys get rklb" be me: ooo its dropping imma buy calls for earnings be me: wait why is rklb up.... the earnings came out today? NOT NEXT WEEK? *loses the chance to make 5k*

jijitalk

Remember bers. You’re not wrong, you’re just early. DOUBLE DOWN CHAMP, THIS WEEK WILL BE YOUR WEEK. Best regards, - BOLS

x98TZ9Qx

Most new investors in the markets after 2020 dont understand what a bubble or bear market is. They have never witnessed it and think that when stocks go up they just keep going up....this is what we call a parabolic rally. Nasdaq gaining 4 to 5% a WEEK isnt normal by any means. The trajectory is almost impossible to sustain no matter how much more you can hype the AI trade

Happy-Champion1661

TODAY I BOUGHT EVERYTHING. I WILL BE RICH! ONLY BUY NEVER SELL, THIS MARKET CAN GO UP AT LEAST ANOTHER 15% IN THE NEXT WEEK, MU TO 1000 BY NEXT FRIDAY! MU 1000C 5/15 IS SO CHEAP, ONLY $170! (bought some puts lmao)

7fingersDeep

TSLA - shit earnings report. up 10% on the WEEK

iMakeGOODinvestmemts

\-1% AFTER 25% WEEK lolol

Spy300

🤔 >TRUMP, ASKED ABOUT TIMEFRAME ON IRAN, SAYS ONE WEEK - Do a few weeks of a fake ceasefire / peace talks - Get the puppet fed chair confirmed during the ceasefire - Have the full Senate vote the during the ceasefire <--- (**you are here**) - Blow up kharg island, or invade, or start a Iranian revolution, and send WTI to 150 - Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% after initially hiking 25 bps to establish credibility ✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**.

fire_alarmist

Friendly reminder this most likely had NOTHING to do with the mango announcement. EVERY single week VIX gets crushed for the Wednesday (AM) VIX settlement. That is their plan every single week, I have made money buying the closest strike VIX puts at Tuesday close and waiting for a big gap down on VIX am settlement EVERY WEEK FOR MONTHS.

savoretti1

*BLACKROCK TO ANNOUNCE HYPERSCALER DATA CENTER DEAL THIS WEEK Who is the lucky one?

Pin-Last

respectfully, it is a shit product, but what other security pays 3% a WEEK, not month. I recently bought some NVDY as an experiment, up pretty big in two months.

whitepug

+22% in the past WEEK smartass 😭

Alti23

MSFT pumps to 480 by NEXT WEEK!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER!

Happy-Champion1661

THIS IS THE TOP, WE WILL NEVER SEE 715 EVER AGAIN, SPY 675 eow AFTER MSFT META AMZN GO -10% GOOG EARNINGS WON'T BE ENOUGH TO SAVE THE MKT NEXT WEEK SEMIS CRASH 50% anyway full port 1dte calls for tmrw

soscribbly

Microsoft options aren’t making sense… $1 premium for $370 CSP expiring THIS WEEK? Earnings has mfs trippin

bobby992992

i know what you're going to do this week. i've watched it for ten years. https://preview.redd.it/sluic627lkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=31d3a3de51b93c37ddbf076bca50af362daf71c3 [](https://preview.redd.it/fomc-4-mag-7-earnings-in-24-hours-here-is-exactly-how-each-v0-9mqjvoglkkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c713d6898dd08da0a91792ef085fbb280507e2ec) monday: you buy QQQ puts because it "looks toppy." tuesday: NQ grinds up another 0.4%. you average down on the puts. "this can't keep going." wednesday 1:55pm: you YOLO 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell speaks because "the dovish pivot is priced in." 2:01pm: powell says one boring word. NQ rips 200 points. your puts go to zero. 2:04pm: NQ reverses 300 points. your calls go to zero too. 2:06pm: somehow you lost money on BOTH sides of the trade. thursday: you post the loss porn. it gets 4k upvotes. friday: you do it again with rent money. every. single. time. \--- let me explain something to the regards in the back. NQ closed friday at 27,440. that is an ALL TIME HIGH. the chart printed higher highs and higher lows for 5 sessions in a row. the trend has been up for 18 months. and a third of you are about to short it because "intel was up 23% in one day, that's unsustainable." brother. the market has been unsustainable since march 2009. you have been wrong for 16 years. you will be wrong this week too. \--- here is the actual setup if you can read past the crayons. new ATH zone: 27,440 to 27,500 1st support: 27,100 to 27,200 breakout retest: 26,900 to 27,000 bull: hold 27,200, clear 27,500, run to 27,800 bear: lose 27,000 before wednesday, dump to 26,800 chop: pin in a 240 point box until powell talks. classic. \--- THIS WEEK YOU FACE tuesday: case-shiller, consumer confidence (nobody cares) wednesday: FOMC 2pm, powell press 2:30, MSFT + GOOGL + META + AMZN all dump earnings after close thursday: GDP, PCE, jobless claims at 8:30, AAPL after close friday: payrolls if we're unlucky four of the five biggest names in the index report Q1 in the same 24 hours as a fed decision. that has happened maybe ten times in your trading life. ATR will double. options vol is going to vaporize whichever side of the iron condor you're sweating. \--- PREDICTIONS 70% chance powell says "well-positioned" five times. NQ pops 100 points then dumps 200. your 0DTE calls expire worthless and your puts also expire worthless because you held them through the bounce. 20% chance one of MSFT GOOGL META AMZN misses on AI capex guidance. NQ futures dump 400 points after-hours. you don't even have a position because you got stopped out earlier in the day on the 1 minute chart. 10% chance everything beats. NQ goes to 27,800. you watch from cash because you blew your account tuesday on 0DTE TSLA puts. \--- this is not financial advice. this is me explaining to you that wednesday at 2pm is not a buying opportunity. it is a kill zone. stop trading 90 minutes before FOMC. stop buying 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell. stop adding to puts at the literal all time high. your wife's boyfriend already knows this. that's why he's the one driving the new car. \--- positions: cash. like an adult.

Icy-Motor-8519

So NEXT WEEK is gonna be uuuuge. 5 out of 7 of the Mag 7s have earnings. FOMC rate decision is on the same day and on top of that we have the whole war volatility. With everything at ATH what does a guy FUCKIN DO! Calls do NOT seem like the right choice but of course that is the way to go because NOTHING MAKES SENSE!!!

KarlLachsfeld

IRAN HAS DROPPED MORE MINES IN HORMUZ EARLIER THIS WEEK - AXIOS REPORTER ON X Axios with the DUMP news.

AndItsThetaAgain

A WEEK are you insane?!

Legitimate_Tough_119

IM OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE HOLE! I WAS DOWN 20K LAST WEEK PLUS THIS WEEK. IM CURRENTLY AT +3K. Im out i gotta be smarter....

Deep-Bench-2016

Something that really clicked for me watching this oil shock unfold — most retail investors (including me a year ago) think of their portfolio as a list of tickers. But in an oil shock like this one, what matters is which pillar of the business gets hit. Alaska Air is the example I keep coming back to today. They just suspended their 2026 guidance because fuel swung from $4.45 to $5.15 a gallon IN ONE WEEK. That's a $600M headwind for Q2 — basically $3.60 hit to EPS. But here's the thing that surprised me when I actually read the report: premium travel was up 8%, corporate travel up 19%, and advance corporate bookings are up 30%. So the demand side of the business is arguably the strongest it's been in years. What broke was the cash flow / cost side. Same company, completely different story depending on which dimension you look at. This is why I stopped looking at a stock as "good or bad" and started thinking about it across separate pillars — valuation, growth, quality, cash flow, financial health, demand, momentum. One app I've been testing breaks them out that way, and the thing that makes it useful for a situation like this is you can SEE instantly that ALK's demand score is strong but cash flow score is terrible. That's not one number — that's two different trades. Practical version for a new investor: next time you're looking at an airline, oil-adjacent name, or anything energy-sensitive, don't ask "is this stock good." Ask "which part of this business is broken vs which part is fine." You'll end up with way better risk/reward setups.

LaserBeamer17

Who tf cares what 🥭 is saying, it’s MEME STOCK WEEK

____DEADPOOL_______

You'll be back in a WEEK!

itsgodsposterchild

TOMORROW IS THE RISE OF A NEW ERA IN FINANCE. THE BER WILL RISE NOT BECAUSE HE CHOSE TO BUT BECAUSE IT WAS INEVITABLE. NO LONGER WILL WE EAT RAMEN EVERYDAY. NO LONGER WILL OVERDRAFTS RULE OUR DECISIONS. THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS BEGUN. BOOL. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE MOTHER OF ALL CRASHES THIS WEEK. -gey fuk fat smelly ber in his parents basement gambling $25 on robinhood

iamfr33agent

I live streamed me staring at this stock and predicing my bankruptcy. I did not sleep that night. $9,999 gain. WENDY'S IS ON ME THIS WEEK FAM.

No-Sympathy-686

Bears fall for it every time. Oh no! Sky is falling. GREEN AF NEXT WEEK

Micheal_Hancho

🙄 Fuck, again with this shit on the weekend? # SPY TO 720 NEXT WEEK

Prestigious_Way_738

Iran talks are fucked again. SORRY BULLS, YOU'RE GETTING FUCKED NEXT WEEK! HAHA

Slight-Quiet6138

Well, I turned 12 grand into 18 this week. Slow and steady, but holding onto magnificent seven stocks along with SLS and NEXT. Tough day for NEXT but going to be grabbing more Monday morning. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE AND WHOEVER DUDE IS TOOTIN HIS OWN HORN OVER A LUCKY GAMBLE. LET’S SEE HOW YOU POST NEXT WEEK. I’M THINKING NOTHING BUT SILENCE

MadDabbed

Profitable all time, but dude HOW AM I LOSING THIS WEEK AT ALL

its_0liv

3 days in a row with a stock going to 500% - INSANE WEEK! There used to only be 1 a week if that.

Dry_Bar_4965

OMG OMG OMG DIFHSUDFHSJK I've been trying to short ALL WEEK and it just keeps going HIGHER. I'M DONE. I'M GOING LONG.

Dry_Bar_4965

OMG I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SHORT THIS WHOLE WEEK AND IT KEEPS GOING HIGHER. FUCK IT, I'm switching to longs.

itsgodsposterchild

THIS PUMP IS LAUGHABLE. ITS FAKE AND WILL CRUSH BOL HOPE AND DREAMS WHEN WE HIT 700 AND 590 A WEEK LATER -manic gey ber babble

uniquelyavailable

Does he realize what he is saying? EACH WEEK!?!?!??! Even if I put $10k into a fund every week it would require half a million a year to do so.

free_da_guys1107

Damn i was getting an IS350 V6 NEXT WEEK only get 19mpg city 🤣

Suavecore_

I remember last week when everyone was like "OH NO WE GOT CPI STUFF THIS WEEK!!" And then it passed without literally any market movement at all

Revelati123

Don only blockaded the strait so he could unblockade it tomorrow for a quick dump-pump-rugpull. You know like we do EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK...

theunderstandingman

Big ole SNAP WEEK

Dry_Bar_4965

WE ALREADY KNOW HOW THIS WORKS. Trump will have TACO Tuesday and the market will bounce back again. I'M BUYING CALLS THIS WEEK

Liquidtears

WHICH WEEK!?????

Baterick-Patman_

But fake news are not! Sunday truth gonna be like WE HAD SOME TREMENDOUS TALKS WITH THE VERY SMART AND NON RADICAL NEW GOVERNMENT OF THE GREAT NATION OF IR! I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT PRODUCTIVE TALKS BETWEEN IL AND LEBANON ARE GOING TO COMMENCE IN THE COMING WEEK. WE WILL RESTORE PEACE AND STABILITY TO THE REGION SHORTLY. HERE ARE SOME TICKERS TO GO LONG ON MONDAY YADA YADA

xReMaKe

This is your daily reminder. FUCK MSFT. Not even a ceasefire could make it go green. That being said. My breakeven is 440. But I’m regarded as fuck so I’m a go all in on leaps. All I need is for it to go to 390 and I breakeven and I’ll sell 50-75%. MSFT JUST ONE FUCKING GOOD WEEK FOR FUCKS SAKE. I belong here.!

Nadz2008

I now have 200 shares at 380. Selling covered calls during the week to lower the basis. MSFT is at its 200 WEEK moving average, which is nuts. I am looking for a move back towards 500 by the end of year, personally

saintmitchy

oh my god bruh can (redacted) chill out for just ONE WEEK

Ok-Quote7365

This green train will last at least THIS WEEK

chuckrabbit

If this results in Iran making more than $1 Billion PER WEEK because of the tolls, I’m sure I’ll have to hear about everything being Obama’s fault again instead of bearing any responsibility to Trump.

GoZukkYourself

TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE DEAL Trump says he will pause planned attacks on Iran for two weeks after talks with Pakistan’s leadership and on the condition that Iran immediately and safely opens the Strait of Hormuz. He claims U.S. military goals have already been achieved and that negotiations toward a long-term peace deal with Iran are close to completion. A 10-point proposal from Iran is seen as a workable foundation, with most key issues already agreed. The two-week pause is intended to finalize the agreement and move toward broader peace in the Middle East.

optionsCone

Congrats bulls > TRUMP: TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE CONDITIONAL ON IRAN'S COMPLETE & IMMEDIATE REOPENING OF STRAIT OF HORMUZ

netflix-ceo

Here you go: 2 WEEK EXTENSION

solycarne

Aged like milk: "SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL TO REUTERS: TEHRAN POSITIVELY REVIEWING PAKISTAN’S REQUEST FOR A TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE"

Ok_Product8015

“SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL: TEHRAN POSITIVELY REVIEWING PAKISTAN’S REQUEST FOR A TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE WHITE HOUSE'S LEAVITT TO AXIOS ON PAKISTAN'S PROPOSAL ON IRAN: PRESIDENT HAS BEEN MADE BEEN AWARE OF PROPOSAL, AND A RESPONSE WILL COME” Read that first part that says “SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL”

jokull1234

>SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL: TEHRAN POSITIVELY REVIEWING PAKISTAN’S REQUEST FOR A TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE Lol

Cantthinkofacoolnam

Mark my words. Short squeeze on CVNA COMING THIS WEEK.

xXFoxyGrandpaXx

Lmao watch taco be like “You guys drive a hard bargain. I’ll give you ONE MORE WEEK. PRESIDENT DJT”

According-Page8618

trump always tacos in premarket, just few hours left for a tweet like "THEY WANT TO MAKE A DEAL SO BAD! WE WILL MEET THEM AT INSLAMABAD THIS WEEK!"

Fast_Signature7684

2,5 hours left for: IRAN BEGGED ME TO EXTEND DEADLINE, I TOLD THEM OPEN THE HORMUZ THEN! NOW THEY WANT A DEAL THIS WEEK!

Fast_Signature7684

IRAN WILL MEET US IN ISLAMABAD NEXT WEEK - Market +2%

el-art-seam

How? 9:06am post: "Listen up bitches! I am FUCKING proud to formally announce that the NEW Iranian Regime has agreed to A TWO WEEK PERIOD of DESCALATION to formally engage in TALKS with ME! VERY SMART AND KNOWLEDGABLE PEOPLE! MIGA!"

ogrezok

never thought of that, I know a guy who is truck driver, owner operator making $10000-12000 a WEEK NOW driving lawless, soccer waifu spends all his money, he's broke and toothless, like wft man?!

Vulthen1

Potential 🌮 tweet for Monday opening:- As we were able to rescue the second pilot from Iran's borders WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT, it signals that IRAN IS COMPLETELY DESTROYED and is in the mood to MAKE A DEAL. I hearby extend the deadline to reopen the STRAIGHT by 1 MORE WEEK. If they don't comply by then, HELL WILL REIGN DOWN on them! 🥭

balancedchaos

Oh, let's play this out to its logical conclusion.   Me: I'll roll out and up. You: and what if premiums dry up and you get stuck?  Me: then I guess I'll btc for a loss or roll out and up for a small loss?   You: SEE? YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO MAKE THE $18 PER WEEK PITTANCE YOU CLAIMED. I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU.  Good simulated talk. Ya got me, buddy. 

Cantthinkofacoolnam

If you buy Tesla shares you’ll get Space X shares. Tesla to 420 THIS WEEK. !banbet TSLA 420 7d

ih8myylife

are u guys ready for the greatest financial advice of yourlife??? pam bondi marked the stock market top. today she was fired. RALLY BEGINS NEXT WEEK

Independent-Tree-985

WEEK 6 of 4 _... So far_

Jussttjustin

TRUMP EXPECTED TO REITERATE IN WEDNESDAY ADDRESS THE 2-3 WEEK TIMETABLE FOR ENDING OPERATIONS IN IRAN -WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL so literally nothing has changed as the market rips

Graxiano

Mentioned it at least 3 times EASTER WEEK IS ALWAYS GREEN, puts next week, calls this week.

Graxiano

Told y’all EASTER WEEK IS ALWAYS GREEN, no dump until next week.

KlyptoK

**Sat, Mar 21** *(Markets closed - Saturday. Biggest threats saved for weekends.)*   Truth Social: "winding down" military efforts. Claims US is *"weeks ahead of schedule,"* Iran's *"leadership is gone, their navy and air force are dead, they have absolutely no defense, and they want to make a deal."* ***HOURS LATER, SAME DAY:*** 48-hour ultimatum -   ***"If Iran doesn't FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST!"*** MEANWHILE: 2,500 additional Marines and sailors are being deployed to the region. To reporters: *"Why would we be there for them if they're not there for us?"*   *"I guess we don't have to be."*   *"I've always said NATO's a paper tiger. And I've always said we help NATO, but they'll never help us."* Also reposts a British SNL skit mocking PM Starmer as terrified of Trump: *"Golly, what if Donald shouts at me?"* **Mon, Mar 23 ~7:05 AM** ***Market opens 9:30 AM. Post timed ~2.5 hours before open.*** Truth Social (ALL CAPS):   ***"I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST."*** **S&P 500 surges. Dow jumps 1,000+ points. Oil plunges 10%+.** ***27 MINUTES LATER:*** Iran's Foreign Ministry denies any talks are taking place. **THE TRADING:** At 6:49-6:50 AM - ***15 minutes BEFORE Trump's post*** - roughly 6,200 oil futures contracts changed hands (notional value: $580 million). This was ~10x the average volume for that time of day. S&P 500 e-Mini futures saw a similar spike. The Financial Times, Bloomberg, CNBC, and CBS all report suspicious pre-announcement trading. Iran's parliamentary speaker Ghalibaf accuses Trump of posting *"fake news"* to *"manipulate the financial and oil markets."* Also announces 5-day pause on power plant strikes due to "productive talks." Steve Bannon says *"clearly there's somebody that had some information."*  Tim Pool: *"This was preplanned messaging for Monday morning, probably over the weekend, and insiders knew."*  Nick Fuentes calls it *"some kind of financial manipulation."* **Mar 24 (Tue)**  *"We've won this war. This war has been won."* Iran *"gave us a present... a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money."* (Appears to reference 10 oil tankers allowed through the Strait.) Also: Iran is *"gonna make a deal."*   *(Reminder: On Mar 6, the only acceptable deal was "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!")* **Mar 25 (Wed)** *"They want very much to make a deal. We'd like to make a deal too. We're doing a five-day period."*   ***"Otherwise, we'll just keep bombing our little hearts out."*** SAME WEEK to Congress: *"They want to make a deal so badly, but they're afraid to say it because they figure they'll be killed by their own people."* Then: *"They're also afraid they'll be killed by us."* **Mar 25**  ***"I won't use the word war, because they say if you use the word war, that's maybe not a good thing to do. They don't like the word war, because you're supposed to get approval. So I use the word military operation."*** SAME SPEECH: ***"The war essentially ended a few days after we went in."***   *(He said "war." In a speech explaining why he doesn't say "war.")* **Mar 26 (Thu)** Extends power plant strike pause to April 6:   *"As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time."* *"Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well."* Fox News: Asked why 10 days instead of the 7 Iran requested: *"Because they gave me ships."* (The 10 tankers.) Iran denies any negotiations, calls the 15-point US peace plan *"excessive, unrealistic, and unreasonable,"* and counters with 5 conditions including war reparations and sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz. **Mar 26** - Also says Iranians are ***"begging"*** for a deal. **Mar 27** - To reporters: *"We negotiate with them and then we always have to blow them up."* Also: Trump-Modi phone call about the Strait of Hormuz. For no apparent reason, Elon Musk - a private citizen with no government role - sits in on the call between the two heads of state. --- **Mar 28-29** Truth Social:  ***"NATO NATIONS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP WITH THE LUNATIC NATION, NOW MILITARILY DECIMATED, OF IRAN. THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO, BUT 'NEVER FORGET' THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME!"*** **Mar 29 (Sun)**  ***Iran's parliamentary speaker Ghalibaf trolls Trump directly on X:***   *"Heads-up: Pre-market so-called 'news' or 'Truth' is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it's a reverse indicator. Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long. See something tomorrow? You know the drill."* That night: Trump says Iran is ***"not going to have a country"*** unless they submit to US demands. **Mon, Mar 30 ~7:30 AM** Truth Social:   *"The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran."* *"Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately 'Open for Business,' we will conclude our lovely 'stay' in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island* ***(and possibly all desalinization plants!),*** *which we have purposefully not yet 'touched.'"* *"This will be in retribution for our many soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime's 47 year 'Reign of Terror.' Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP."* **Market result:** Dow futures +357 pts pre-market on "deal" hopes. Oil jumps to $115/barrel on destruction threats. Brent at $108. S&P adds ~$900 billion in market cap above overnight lows. **Iran's Ghalibaf's trading advice from the night before literally works.** The Kobeissi Letter: *"You can't make this up: Iran's trading advice to US investors actually worked."* Iran again denies negotiations. Foreign Ministry says there have been *"no direct negotiations with the U.S."* **Mar 30** - Air Force One:   *"We've had regime change, if you look already, because the one regime was decimated, destroyed, they're all dead. The next regime is mostly dead, and the third regime, we're dealing with different people than anybody's dealt with before."* White House: Karoline Leavitt says Trump has made clear the US has *"capabilities beyond their wildest imagination."* Asked about the illegality of targeting civilian water infrastructure: *"This administration and the United States Armed Forces will always act within the confines of the law."* Legal experts: Threatening to destroy power plants and water desalination facilities that serve 90 million people constitutes *"textbook collective punishment and a war crime."* **Mar 30** - White House press briefing:   Leavitt on previous Iranian leaders: They are *"no longer on planet Earth."*   On timeline: *"We're on Day 30 today. So, you do the math on how much longer the Pentagon needs to fully achieve the objectives."*

Affectionate-Top2380

we are climbing for the rest of the week because NOTHING will happen THIS WEEK at least. next week is the earliest of actions

Affectionate-Top2380

Boots on the ground on Karge Island is A WEEK AWAY

Affectionate-Top2380

we recover because the Boots on the ground on Karge Island is A WEEK AWAY Live in the moment

Iscratchmybutt

i was down 30% so i sold everything and bought puts on friday. WE FINNA MAKE IT BACK THIS WEEK UH HUHH

sailortyx56

ISRAELI CHANNEL 15: US PREPARING GROUND OPERATION AGAINST IRAN EARLY NEXT WEEK An American source tells Israeli Channel 15 that by the beginning of next week, the US will have enough ground forces in position to carry out a significant ground operation against IRGC positions near the Strait of Hormuz.

kerrykingzgo-T

Will my weekly puts print on Monday?! TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO "RETARDS SETTING CASH ON FIRE" TO FIND OUT!!

Wowmuchrya

BOL RAN OUT OF MONEY A WEEK AGO LMAO Just buy the dip! And then the dip after the next 15 dips!

Happy-Champion1661

SPY TRIGGERS CORRECTION TODAY CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING -10% DAY AND -30% NEXT WEEK 401k TO ZERO PUTS TO A BILLION OIL TO 400

FolkenDeedlit

"IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED THAT CHOCOLATE RATION IS TO BE INCREASED TO 25 GRAMS PER WEEK. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION!" (Trump maybe, around 1984)

No-Put2311

There’s no shit this market falls for it for a third time THIS WEEK

isolated-cat

TURKEY’S CENTRAL BANK GOLD RESERVES SEE BIGGEST WEEKLY DROP SINCE AUG 2018, SELL ABOUT 22 TONNES LAST WEEK: BANKERS what are they selling gold for??

Left-Signature-5250

This WEEK its MSFT? Lol - I think we are a bit over just a week here

xsystxsyst

I HAD TSLA CALLS EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 2-3 WEEKS AND GOT FULL LIQUIDATET ON FRIDAY AND LOST EVERYTHING AND COULDNT BUY MORE CALLS THIS WEEK DAMN IT HURTS ALL LOOSES WOULD BE BACK FUCK ZHAT FRIDSY SORDT DAY IF MY LIFE NOT EVEN 1k Left FUXJXKDK

2020isgreat

SOUTH KOREA BEGINS FUEL RATIONING AND DRIVING BANS PEOPLE CAN ONLY DRIVE ONE DAY PER WEEK AND WILL BE ENFORCED WITH LICENSE PLATE READERS[](https://x.com/nyprepper1/status/2036537256559693827)