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BITO after spot ETF

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Whats the risk of holding BITO in a 401K?

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ETFs to invest in now before spot ETF approval?

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MicroStrategy stock as a leveraged bet on Bitcoin

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BITO Call Options price rising strike date January 2024

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How to get FREE Bitcoin

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Serious question: What would happen to the price of existing BTC ETFs once the Blackrock one gets approved?

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advantages and disadvantages of BTC ETF

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Bitcoin Spot ETF Approval effect on Futures type ETF?

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Odd options activity on BITO today

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Would you buy a crypto ETF that paid out a monthly dividend? Because they exist!

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Would you buy a BTC/ETH ETF that paid out a dividend? Because they exist!

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401k

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why has BTC started to drift away from BITO?

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Don't let grifters convince you ETF approvals are bullish narratives. They have close to no impact on the price.

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How will a Bitcoin ETF change things when we already have a Bitcoin Futures ETF?

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BITO Dividends

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Bitcoin ETF’s – The Digital Gold Rush

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Bitcoin ETF’s – The Digital Gold Rush

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Bitcoin ETF Fever Returns: ProShares' BITO Sees Largest Inflow in a Year

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Bitcoin ETF fever returns: Biggest inflow to ProShares’ BITO in a year

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Bitcoin ETF fever returns: 'Biggest' inflow to ProShares' BITO in a year

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Bitcoin ETF fever returns: 'Biggest' inflow to ProShares' BITO in a year

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$BITO vs $BTC

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Despite volatile risk sentiment and rising regulatory scrutiny, Bitcoin ETFs’ assets under management have surged. BITO continued gaining traction relative to its Canadian counterparts. As of March 3, it manages $747mn in assets up 37% YTD.

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Thoughts on BITO

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Buying Calls are More Safer Than Buying BTC

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Its been over a year now since the first Bitcoin Futures ETF (BITO) in the US was released. Here is what we can learn out of it:

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Its been over a year now since the first Bitcoin Futures ETF in the US was released. Here is the impact of it on the markets:

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Diversity in your overall portfolio is key!

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“Michael Burry of Crypto” is betting on a market crash with shorts on COIN, MSTR, BITO

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Liron, an outspoken crypto hater, revealed he profited $6M before embracing cynicism. Now he's shorting the same crypto bets he made gains on

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Popular Crypto Hater Profited $6M on Early Crypto Bets, and Now is Shorting BITO

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DD - Did ETFs kill Bitcoin (and all of crypto)???

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Is it a good strategy to try wheeling with Bitcoin

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Bitcoin futures ETF BITO doesn't appear to be suffering from contango

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What is the difference between holding a Bitcoin ETF (like BITO) and holding actual Bitcoin?

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Going through yet another crypto dip, do you hedge your Bitcoin positions with put options on Bitcoin-linked ETFs? Some are registered in the US: BITO, BTF, XBTF, BITS, etc. Unlike many crypto options exchanges (Deribit?) ETF options have virtually 0 default risk and are quite liquid

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Going through yet another crypto dip, do you hedge your crypto positions with put options on Bitcoin-linked ETFs? Some are registered in the US: BITO, BTF, XBTF, BITS, etc. Unlike many crypto options exchanges (Deribit?) ETF options have virtually 0 default risk and are quite liquid

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If you buy Bitcoin and keep it at the exchange, you are net short, you are contributing to the price of Bitcoin going down, even if your goal is higher prices.

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If you buy Bitcoin and keep it at the exchange, you are net short, you are contributing to the price of Bitcoin going down, even if your goal is higher prices.

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Now that we have a Bitcoin futures ETF (BITO), why arent there more crypto futures ETF's being created and filed for? Sure spot ETF is better, but this method is proven to work and get approved.

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Selling BITO CCs

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GBTC vs. BITO for ROTH IRA

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$BITO puts are being dumped on the bid and calls are being bought at the ask! BTC to +300k! Hedge Funds who shorted $BITO thinking this was the tulip market of 1630s are trapped!! TD has this HTB which means retail has no access to short because they're saving all the shortable shares for themselves

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SEC repeatedly rejecting spot ETF while approving Futures is a blatant attempt to grab regulatory authority. The SEC is not acting in the interests of the people it is sworn to protect

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How do you sell stocks and move it to bitcoin without getting burned by the T+2 delay?

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Guys if I want to invest bitcoin through ETF, which one is the better option? BITO or GBTC?

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Self-regulated a decentralized technology?

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Bitcoin launched 13 years ago today⁠—here are 8 milestones from the past year - happy birthday

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Bitcoin dominance is at a multi-year low, and looking likely to break to an all time low. Altcoins may be poised for a massive rally

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ADOPTION: Meta, Apple und Co. ProShares meldet Metaverse ETF an

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Wash sale question.

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How BITO has performed

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Christmas days, bitcoin hits highest levels in last 2 weeks

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Looking to generate yield on my BTC.

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Am I able to take a capital loss switching from GBTC to BITO

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Is the BITO roll today?

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how is tax for $BITO ProShares Bitcoin Strategy ETF?

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Does anyone trade the $BITO ETF?

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Here’s the deal with Bitcoin ETFs.

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Invesco Joins Bitwise in Blaming the SEC for Decision to Withdraw ETFs

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Altcoin Roundup: 3 signs that show crypto mass adoption is underway

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BITO Leaps

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VanEck Bitcoin Strategy ETF launch day volume a fraction of BITO's

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Can anyone explain the mechanics of a Bitcoin futures carry trade?

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How to Get More Bitcoin? (crazy ideas welcome)

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Cryptocurrency

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11.11 Crypto Market Update and Trader Digest by Trader Gabi

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BTC ETH or ETF

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BITO ETF Explicado - ¿Deberías comprarlo?

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Bitcoin options.. how to leverage a small portfolio

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Bitcoin ETF continues to drive market enthusiasm: less than half a month after listing, market cap already exceeds $1 billionWhat do you think about that just for reference

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Goodnight's First Bitcoin ETF Breaks $2.3 Billion in Two Weeks on the Market!

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PSA: The new Bitcoin ETF is an expensive way to hodl. It's currently expected to lose 10% a year compared to actual Bitcoin.

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Bakkt Stock Goes Parabolic, GBTC Outpaces BITO ETF And Tom Brady Offers 1 BTC For 600th Touchdown Ball: Hodler’s Digest, Oct. 24-30

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Bakkt stock goes parabolic, GBTC outpaces BITO ETF and Tom Brady offers 1 BTC for 600th touchdown ball: Hodler’s Digest, Oct. 24-30

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Bakkt stock goes parabolic, GBTC outpaces BITO ETF and Tom Brady offers 1 BTC for 600th touchdown ball: Hodler’s Digest, Oct. 24-30

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Looking for the Best Bitcoin ETF? BITO vs. GBTC Face Off!!

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Using options to leverage the bull run?

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ETF Battles: Looking for the Best Bitcoin ETF? - BITO vs. GBTC Face Off!!!

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BITO ETF implied sentiment, normalized by net (option) gamma exposure, looking like the ETF investors are mostly dumb money. Current Nov. traders are back slightly net long, Dec. ETF longs are looking a bit crowded, i.e. downside potential growing again.

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How much capital is invested into fake bitcoin?

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BITW trading at a discount to NAV... Potential arbitrage?

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First Bitcoin ETF Goes Live, BTC Reaches a Record High of $67,000

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Swapping BTC out for BITO (Bitcoin ETF) and selling covered calls?

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This Week in Crypto: Bitcoin, Ethereum Post Large Gains Following Bitcoin ETF Debut, Mastercard Announces New Crypto Partnership

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This Week In Crypto 25 october

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Weekly News summary

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An Ethereum futures ETF is next , a former SEC official explains

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Why Would Anyone Buy Crypto if You Can Buy Stock? : PART II

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Look at the BITO launch to compare. I think it was 4 to 6 weeks

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Can confirm. Have BITO in 401k and getting 18% dividend this past month, and up 40% since purchase price.

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I suspect BITO will suffer huge outflows upon approval of the spot ETF.

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I was thinking this to. OP READ THIS Yuo need to roll over your vested balance that your employer contributed to - to ROTH IRA. This is income so you will be taxed however you will be able to invest in stocks tied to the crypto market. MY Favs tied to BTC: - BITW - BITO - GBTC You cannot remove until 59.5 however you will NOT be taxed on anything you make and you control all movement in your account.

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Haven't people seen this play out poorly enough times? I know it would be nice to get a little interest off the top, but in doing so you're compromising the entire point of it and yourself. Just use Bitcoin futures/options (BITO) if you want a more complicated play, and for easier taxes.

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As long as you are aware of the risk for losing some or all (not likely)…..I think it is a good idea to do as you are thinking and and if BTC doubles+ in the next 2 years like many of us believe, take out your initial investment and put in JEPI and JEPQ (paying 9-12% annual return.) I have Roth 401ks for my kids (they are 21 and 23) and I am doing this now via BITO and MSTR.

This was kind of the MO for why I went with paper wallets w/bip38 using a passphrase I know by heart, because I can't trust myself to remember an arbitrary passphrase and writing it down puts me in the most vulnerable place of all IMO. Printed 12 of them back in the day and sold 2 during the last run at $52k, now I'm just using BITO leap options for anything I plan to sell in the medium term, there's a lot of free protection and tax simplicity for trading purposes going that route. I will only touch the remaining 10 wallets if I absolutely have to.

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I got BITO calls I thought everyone loaded up their dump trucks

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In a sense it's a new kind of easily transmissible international value th, though similar to any finite commodity, but it's still hard to quantify. There was some irony earlier this year when we saw the intrinsic value of some regional banks become zero overnight... If you take the belief out of anything relating to financial systems they crumble pretty fast no matter what they are. I personally think Bitcoin crossed a point of no return many years ago, each time the system shakes it comes out with more believers on the other side. It's about the only thing I don't trade, outside of BITO leap options here and there. I dont like being a zealot around people trying to convince them though, it's not necessary to me if anyone agrees. I generally don't talk to people about it and it's just gonna happen or it isn't.

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Other then my cold storage stack I have BTCX, FBTC, and 2025 BITO calls.

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Well, well, well, looks like even the Daily Coin Post is hopping on the crypto train, although I'm not surprised - their writing has always been regarded as a dumpster fire. But hey, I guess regulatory efforts are good for something, even if it's just helping crypto evolve faster so we can all lose our money on RIOT and MARA. Don't say I didn't warn you, but if you don't believe me, go check out [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) and MSTR, and have fun watching your bank account disappear faster than my ex after I showed them my portfolio.

Wow, looks like we can add high BTC fees to the list of things that are absolutely ruining Thanksgiving. I guess we can all be grateful that at least nobody bought BITO [inset sarcastic tone here]!

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Sir Meme A Lot? More like Sir Regarded A Lot, because this token's launch is so stealthy that even Wall Street is taking notice. Don't miss your chance to join the fun and become one of the thousands of holders of this legendary $SMAL token. But don't worry, we won't ask any questions about your questionable investment choices. Just keep hodling and let the memes do the talking. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) to the moon!

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Forget Squidchain, have you heard of BITO? This L2 blockchain is launching today and with low gas fees, dapp development, and a tax of only 2%, it's sure to make a splash in the crypto world. Don't be regarded, secure your bag now with BITO. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111).

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BitX, more like ButtX, where you can trade crypto without all the BS. And let's be real, if Bitcoin were a stock, it'd be BITO, not MSFT. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) is the future, so hop on the hype train before you get regarded.

Mentions:#BS#BITO

Screameme, where hilarity meets liquidity! Join the revolution and earn rewards as we deflate our way up to the moon! Our community has a voice in our journey to financial freedom - just don't let our strategic partnerships scare you away 😉 Secure your spot and join the laughter now before it's too late! 💰 $RIOT $MARA $BITO $MSTR

Wow, BitX just summed up their platform the way my mom sums up my future: 'complete freedom over your decisions'. Looks like I finally found the perfect match for my regards, I mean regards, cryptos. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111), here I come!

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Wow, Chappyz sounds like the perfect project for aspiring market manipulators... I can't wait to use it to boost my favorite community and earn some [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) while I'm at it. Thanks for enabling my toxic behavior and disregard for actual community engagement, Chappyz!

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Sorry, I'm more of a MARA-NFT kind of person. Can't waste my time on a token that sounds like a failed attempt at a high school athlete's nickname. No thanks, I'll stick to my crypto game winners, not some bored day trader's playthings. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) out.

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New to the crypto game? Don't be regarded, hop on the DPEX wagon and secure your assets with their cutting-edge decentralized platform on the Polygon blockchain. Forget about centralized exchanges, trade with confidence and endless possibilities. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) is just one example of the many options available on DPEX. Don't miss the train, moonshot loading.

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HighScore Token? More like HighScam Token. I'd rather put my money into [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) and watch it crash and burn than waste my time on your fake community and non-existent utility. Good luck trying to compete in the already saturated gaming industry with a bot and some NFTs. Next thing you know, they'll be selling virtual air and calling it a revolutionary technology. Save yourselves the headache and steer clear of this circus show.

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Wow, HOC sounds like a real estate MLM pyramid scheme mixed with a dash of utopian commune vibes. I'm sure both Wall Street and the general public will flock to join this Eugene-praised [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) real estate club. Talk about a winning investment strategy!

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Move over GameStop, there's a new player in town! Memebet is not only revolutionizing online poker with blockchain technology, but also offering a dynamic and rewarding gaming experience through farming, task completion, points accumulation, and airdrops. Don't be regarded, join the 2023 most valuable project now and secure your place in the crypto-sphere with [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111).

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Damn, Vulcan Forged and Elysium are taking P2E gaming to a whole new level. I can't wait to play 'Crystals of Fate' and make some serious $$$ while battling with these sick NFTs. This is the future of web3 gaming. Sorry, traditional gaming, looks like you just got [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111)-slapped.

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Looks like those NFTs sold out as fast as my grandparents' retirement savings when I invested in [RIOT](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/RIOT/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111). Who needs a financial future anyway when you can join the elite gamers' paradise at HighScore Token, where we trade insults and prizes for misfortune and BNB jackpots. The only utility our gamebot provides is making you regret not investing in [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111).

Crazy enough to make even Elon Musk laugh out loud, the Mollars ($MOLLARS) ICO is the perfect blend of memecoin and altcoin with a dash of dark humor and rudeness. With zero ownership and a crazy web3 product in the works, this golden rule of cryptocurrency is set to take over the crypto world like a Dogecoin on steroids. Don't be regarded for missing out on this opportunity, get your hands on some MOLLARS today at [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111). Wallstreetbets, this is your chance to flip for a potential +20,000%. But hey, worst case, you'll still get a nice +400% boost.

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Welcome to Baby Grok - the future of DeFi and financial Darwinism! Because who needs ethics when you can ride Elon Musk's latest AI creation straight to the top? Don't believe us? Just check out his tweets about our token, $GROK, [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) and join the movement towards reckless profits. Consider it your invoice for being regarded, Wall Street.

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Jerome Powell can warn all he wants, but there's no stopping the inflation train. Might as well [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) down and watch the world burn.

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[BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) Former FTX General Counsel? More like Former FTX General Sell-coitus. Trust me, I'm sure this new exchange is gonna skyrocket about as fast as RIOT on a bull run.

Looks like the experts are giving some pretty optimistic bullsh*t about BITO getting approved this week... I'll believe it when McDonald's starts accepting [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) instead of the good ol' dollar menu.

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Looks like this Spanish Regulatory Authority is trying to make us TRADEsafe by looking into those crypto ads on [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111), but let's be real, they're just JEALOUS of our potential gains 🚀 Keep gambling, WallStreetBets!

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Wow, BlackRock's ETF plans are really sending Bitcoin and Ether to the moon... must be nice for those crypto holders, meanwhile us normies are just stuck holding our bags like a bunch of BITO's on the stock market.

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Sounds like Metatime is trying to solve the blockchain trilemma with a consensus mechanism inspired by ants - a fitting approach since both are tiny, insignificant beings in the world of finance. Guess we'll start calling RIOT and MARA 'ant stocks' now. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) will still be regarded as the most basic inbred cousin of the bunch though.

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Coinbase unleashes Solana and Avalanche futures, proving once again that they're the biggest players in the crypto world! But let's be real, it's only a matter of time before they crash and burn like a BI<a href =https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111>TO</a> investor's portfolio.

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Looks like we've found a way to combine two of society's most loved and hated things - immigration and Bitcoin. Pretty sure this idea was thought up by a psychopathic hedge fund manager with a god complex [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111).

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Looks like Bitgin is facing some serious heat from the feds over money laundering. Looks like their crypto isn't the only thing getting cleaned. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) more like BIT-NO way am I investing in this hot mess.

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Wow, the IRS really has a flair for ruining the fun. Guess they don't want us crypto traders to make regarded gains, amirite? Maybe they should invest in some BITO so they can afford a sense of humor. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) up, Uncle Sam!

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Looks like former NYSE President is trying to find a new home after being kicked off the Wall Street playground for being too much of a market manipulator. Good thing he found FTX Exchange, where regarded traders and crypto cowboys can live out their wild, pump and dump dreams. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) on that, old man.

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JP Morgan questions the excitement around a Bitcoin ETF? Sounds like someone didn't invest in their Crypto Support Fund (https://www.cnbc.com/2021/10/20/jpmorgan-offers-investors-easy-way-to-bet-on-the-bitcoin-future.html?&qsearchterm=Bitcoin&dkt_nbr=0&suuid=e7360168-3f60-4dd1-84af-0f5352c12d1a) and is feeling a little [BITO] invested themselves.

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Hey OKX, congrats on using Polygon CDK to build X1 Network. With gas fees paid in OKB, it's the perfect playground for your 50 million+ user base to tap into Ethereum and other CDK chain liquidity. Now maybe your top-tier multi-chain wallet can help me finally afford a Lambo like all the other Wall Street betters. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) on fire! 🔥🚀

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Wow, looks like MOON is soaring higher than all the Karens who just found out they have to pay taxes on their multi-level marketing businesses. Talk about a massive burnout, just like these Reddit Admins and their pledge to renounce their contract. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=savagecommentextraordinaire&pap_cid=11111111) to the moon, my fellow degenerates!

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Well, I'll have to pass on these undervalued tokens, I'll stick to buying actual stocks and not playing cryptid bingo with my hard-earned cash. But thanks for the tip, maybe I'll use my teenage neighbor's allowance to invest in [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) just for kicks.

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YOLO! Hey Millennials, looks like Crypto Custodian Hex Trust just secured their spot as the king of virtual assets in Dubai's VARA and now ragelords like us can finally take our gains offshore to flex our digital wealth with the big boys (or should I say Bitcoin boys?) Plus, we'll finally have a vacation destination that accepts BITO without a hefty exchange rate. Take that, Uncle Sam!

[BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) investigating fake ETF filing? Looks like Delaware DOJ is finally doing something useful for once. Maybe they'll also figure out how to pronounce XRP while they're at it.

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Well, it looks like Tornado Cash users are about to get f**cked harder than a Musk tweet on SNL. Better start selling that crypto and investing in [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111), because y'all are about to be regarded as the dumb money on Wall Street.

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Looks like the SEC is afraid of the crypto revolution, guess they can’t handle the thought of losing control - but don't worry, we all know they just need some more time to figure out how to get their cut of the [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) profits.

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Traditional assets? More like tradition-ABSURD assets. Hedge against volatility with BITO, but seriously, you'd have better luck trying to pet a bull on Wall Street. 🤷‍♂️

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Wow, those Iron Age testnet stats are more depressing than realizing your crypto portfolio is primarily made up of DOGE and SHIB. But hey, at least your mining rig is keeping you warm in your mom's basement. Keep riding those BITO gains baby! [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111)

JustMoney on Tron Blockchain, huh? Sounds like a recipe for financial disaster. Might as well throw your money into a flaming dumpster and call it a day. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) might be a better option.

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Looks like the SEC is sticking to their motto of 'regarding progress as too hectic for them to handle' - but hey, at least we can still bet on the crypto chaos train with [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111).

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CEX, DEX, uniswap, 1inch - who cares? Just invest in [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) and watch those profits skyrocket, you regarded ape.

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Well, looks like New York Regulators are finally cracking down on that crypto sh*tshow, probably after realizing that [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) was more volatile than that time my ex-girlfriend went off her meds. Your move, RIOT and MARA – time to invest in some lithium batteries.

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Looks like someone's crypto dreams just got dismissed faster than Harvey Weinstein's defense team. Don't worry BITO, I'm sure RIOT and MARA are still holding on tight for your ride to the moon. Sorry MSTR, looks like you'll have to take a back seat for now. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) may be down, but don't worry, the class action lawsuit is still worth more than your self-esteem.

ETH is soaring higher than [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) on a bender in Vegas, but let's be real, we all know this bullish movement is just a temporary escape from our portfolio's impending doom.

Mentions:#ETH#BITO

[BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) better hope the negotiations don't last as long as their laggy platform, otherwise we'll all be too old to care!

Mentions:#BITO

Forget Bitcoin, RIOT, and MARA, the real crypto king is SEC with its ability to stir up a whole community debate just by delaying an Ethereum ETF - talk about power moves! Sorry BITO, looks like you've been demoted to court jester status. Link: [SEC](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/sec.asp)

Looks like the crypto market is testing the resistance of my mental stability as I watch my portfolio aggressively rally towards zero just like BITO [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111).

Mentions:#BITO

Unraveling misconceptions? More like unraveling our wallets for some digital BS in the form of the [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) Euro. Why not just invest in real companies like MSFT or RIOT and actually make some money?

Mentions:#BS#BITO#RIOT

It's hilarious to see a bitcoiner lose faith in their savior and that now they're crawling back, begging to buy back their beloved [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111), but hey, you know what they say, once regarded, always regarded.

Mentions:#BITO

Looks like the SEC is throwing a tantrum like a bunch of toddlers who can't handle the idea of a [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) ETF. Time for us to just buy more [RIOT](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/RIOT/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) and leave those regarded regulators in the dust.

Looks like Tether is determined to become the 50 Cent of the crypto world - no, not because they're worth $500 million, but because their new mining venture is apparently Get Rich or Die Tryin. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) really living up to their ticker symbol.

Mentions:#BITO

Sorry to burst your bubble, but paying fees upfront to get your own money out? Sounds like a classic Fx2(-much of a)scam to me. Might as well invest in [BITO]([BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111)) and wait for your earnings to double the time it takes for you to grow a brain.

Mentions:#BITO

I bet those hackers made more money from Justin Sun's HECO chain breach than he did from all his shitcoins combined. Talk about a win-win situation for everyone except the regarded investors. But hey, at least they can cry into their [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) profits.

Mentions:#BITO

Looks like the SEC is finally getting on board with BTC. Guess they got tired of being the only ones not getting a taste of those sweet, sweet crypto profits. Time to fire up the ol' [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) hype train, choo choo, motherfuckers.

Mentions:#SEC#BTC#BITO

Lol Fidelity and BlackRock following each other's footsteps? Looks like two old dudes in a nursing home competing to see who can take a bigger dump first. Guess Gramps finally caught up with [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) in his diaper-changing portfolio.

Mentions:#BITO

Wow, X11 Bank sounds like the perfect mix of financial stability and potential for financial ruin. Almost like buying a penny stock on margin during a market crash. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) anyone?

Mentions:#BITO

Hey nerds at wallstreetbets, looks like [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) is rising like a middle finger to all the bitcoin haters out there! It's time to embrace the volatility and make bank before those regarded traders catch on!

Mentions:#BITO

Wow, you know what else accurately predicted $60,000? My mom telling me I wouldn't amount to anything in life. Looks like her magic crystal ball was just as reliable as that bitcoin model. Thanks for the validation, Wall Street experts! But hey, at least BITO [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) can buy me some tendies now.

Mentions:#BITO

BITO's CEO is so optimistic on spot Bitcoin ETF approvals because he's probably invested all his money in BITO and is desperate to cash out before the SEC inevitably shuts it down.

Well it looks like Fidelity is just trying to get a piece of the crypto pie, but let's be real, the only bull market they're fueling is their own pile of 💩 stocks like RIOT, MARA, and [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111). Happy hodling, you degenerates 😎

Mentions:#RIOT#BITO

Looks like Argentina's got a new president ready to send BITO soaring to the moon and make all of us crypto millionaires, while the rest of the world is stuck holding onto their worthless fiat. Sucks to be regarded, am I right?

Mentions:#BITO

Wow, I guess Kronos Research really took the saying spend money to make money to a whole new level with those $26 million in losses! Maybe next time they'll do some actual research instead of blindly throwing money at sketchy API keys like a bunch of [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111)-loving, Reddit-browsing, stonk-wannabe [regarded](https://media.giphy.com/media/CATjO3R4e8yCZQAI2f/giphy.gif) investors.

Mentions:#API#BITO

RNDR Crypto will definitely break out, not because of any strategic planning or calculated risks, but because every ape on Wall Street is pumping it harder than my ex-girlfriend's OnlyFans page. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the volatile ride, like [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) on a rollercoaster of disappointment.

Mentions:#RNDR#BITO

Red flag for crypto investing? Just look for any project that promises a guaranteed moonshot or meme-based coin with no actual use case and run faster than [RIOT](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/RIOT/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) on the way to a [MARA](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/MARA/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) mining farm. Trust me, you don't want to be [MSTR](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/MSTR/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) enough to fall for that [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) of a trap.

Wow, PEPE really knows how to make a big splash in the market with those massive dumps – must have learned that from Devs sending all their money to [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111). I guess they're not as regarded as we thought.

Mentions:#PEPE#BITO

Well, I guess we can add romancing with criminals to the list of crazy things people have done for crypto. What's next, using Dogecoin to bribe Satan for a spot in hell? [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111).

Mentions:#BITO

If a company has no US ties, does that mean they can just atomically dismiss $100 million lawsuits? RIOT and MARA should take note, better start investing in a href [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) now before they get sued in space.

Mentions:#RIOT#BITO

Well, isn't that just like the SEC to sue and exclude those two bomb-ass cryptos while letting all the other coins run rampant like a bunch of unregulated Kindergartners on pixie sticks. Talk about playing favorites, must be nice to be in bed with the big boys like [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stopmessingwithmystockgamealready&pap_cid=69696969) while leaving the rest of us little guys hanging like a bunch of [Riots](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/RIOT/?lu=true&pap_aid=stopmessingwithmystockgamealready&pap_cid=69696969).

Wow, the SEC really has their head up their a href link [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111). I guess they were too busy trying to spell Kraken correctly to actually figure out what's going on with their funds. Classic regarded move.

Mentions:#SEC#BITO

Looks like Bittrex Global is officially getting out of the crypto hustle because those losses are piling up quicker than my ex's new OnlyFans career. Good thing I diversified into RIOT and MARA because holding BITO right now is a one-way ticket to getting financially regarded.

Mentions:#RIOT#BITO

SUPRA Oracles may redefine the blockchain game, but Chainlink, DIA, and Tellor are the real MVPs in this lineup - securing data faster than a benched Cheetah on steroids. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) who? I only trust oracles that can outrun Usain Bolt and tell me the price of Bitcoin while doing so.

Mentions:#DIA#BITO

Best time to run a cryptocurrency trading bot? Pfft, might as well try to swim in a pool full of piranhas, but hey, if getting regarded [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) is your thing, go for it, bro.

Mentions:#BITO

Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao handing over the reins? Guess he finally realized his cryptocurrency is about as valuable as a Blockbuster membership. Give it up, Z, and make way for the real winners like RIOT, MARA, or [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111).

Looks like Kraken got caught with their hand in the cookie jar, mixing funds and trying to operate on the down low. I guess the SEC was tired of being the only ones getting away with shady business practices. Sorry Kraken, next time try to be more subtle like [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111).

Mentions:#SEC#BITO

The only hardware wallet [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) would ever use would be a bulletproof safe, because let's be real here, crypto is risky as hell and I trust my money with [RIOT](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/RIOT/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) and [MARA](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/MARA/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) more than the stability of my high school ex's emotions.

Mentions:#BITO#RIOT

Talk about shaking up the market! Kraken's legal trouble has got MATIC holders feeling more unstable than their infamous $1 run. For real though, what's with all these crypto companies getting hit with lawsuits? Maybe they should stick to playing Minecraft instead of trying to handle real money like a bunch of [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111)heads.

Mentions:#MATIC#BITO

Dude, forget DCAing, just buy some crypto stocks like [RIOT](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/RIOT/?lu=true&pap_aid=stonecoldtrader&pap_cid=11111111), [MARA](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/MARA/?lu=true&pap_aid=sarcasmking&pap_cid=11111111), or [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=owningtheweekend&pap_cid=11111111) and watch your portfolio go from regarded to Reggie Watts levels of success.

Mentions:#RIOT#BITO

Bruh, forget Crypto indices. Just invest in RIOT, MARA, BITO, and MSTR. Guaranteed gains, you crypto noobs. [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111)

Yikes, didn't realize Binance was competing for the most expensive screw-up award, but I guess they just had to beat out MSFT for it.[BINANCE](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) must be feeling pretty regarded right now.

Mentions:#BITO

Sick of losing money with your basic BITO investments? Well, here's another way to accelerate your wealth - invest in RIOT and watch your portfolio get precision slaughtered by Oracle's unrelenting market chaos. Grab your popcorn, folks. Don't be [extra HODL-ers], invest in the real winners like SBIO. Trust me, I'm a doctor... of memes.

Well, looks like the crypto landscape is about to become more controlled than Lindsay Lohan at a court-ordered rehab - thanks to the Fed, DOJ, and Blackrock messing with our beloved decentralized crypto markets. Time to buy some more [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) and pray for the crypto gods to save us from this level of fuckery.

Mentions:#BITO

Ah yes, let's regulate the hell out of crypto so it evolves at the speed of a snail. Seriously, who knew control could be so effective AND regarded? [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111)

Mentions:#BITO

Hey wallstreetbets, looks like Genesis is [regarded] with Gemini over this $689M legal battle... Looks like even the gods of crypto have their own drama, where's the popcorn? [BITO](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/BITO/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111).

Mentions:#BITO
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