BF

Randomuser918

A wife changing personality is definitely better than wife changing money. Tell her BF I said hi.

PopDukesBruh

My wife said her BF put his seed phrase in her

GreedVault

**S**BF **S**ILVERGATE **B**ANK **S**ignature **B**ank the next failing entity is likely to have a name starting with the letters S and B

FluffayPenguin

I don't think so because they wouldn't be sending directly to Coinbase 10. It always goes: Customer receiving address > Another marked Coinbase address > Coinbase 10. The intermediary would have a ton of transactions. It is possible a single whale bought on Coinbase and never left Coinbase, but it would be impossible to differentiate between a single customer and a hundred different ones. As for burning via Circle: Yeah, that's possible. It's still nearly impossible to tell where the origin came from. Coinbase USDC burns always go through [0xAd4aC4EB660d2b2d78A062BF136610Af15DefD80](https://etherscan.io/tokentxns?a=0xad4ac4eb660d2b2d78a062bf136610af15defd80) $2.05B USDC was burned by Coinbase in the past 2 days, so $280M isn't that big of a deal. Only Coinbase knows where it came from.

NiGhTShR0uD

Her BF is Vitalik.

LATech99

My wife’s BF gonna be so mad. How am I gonna pay for their dates?

Sharp_Tank05

OP: “so what’s the relationship is going to be like?” BF: “non fungible”

Uncoolx2

I somehow ended up gaming with my second daughter’s BF. Bro is likely the most wholesome thing I call him.

ambermage

Fake: OP claims to have kids. (Redditors don't have sex) Not Straight: OP misses the old BF

nelisan

It’s kinda funny how hard OP is judging the BF (who’s probably a kid) when he’s also a crypto bro on this subreddit who probably also said some silly things when he first got into it.

laulau9025

Lol not kidding there's another comedy post "my daughter's BF..."

koelebobes

The BF got scared about the father in law asking to many questions so he started scaring him away with cringy terms and NFT’s

badboybilly42582

I don’t even call my father in law bro. Personally if I had a daughter and her BF called me bro the first time we met, the douche bag alarm would be sounding. 👀

EvaUnit_03

Remember that one time where the dude escaped and pleaded with everyone that Dahmer had been basically eating him and he barely escaped before being killled, and Dahmer said it was his BF and he was just drunk. People believed that Gays did weird things in bed and thought the guy was a lunie, and went uninvestigated till he fucked up later on. While that guy's pleaded did eventually get an investigation, he was originally dismissed and threatened with jail for his frantic attitude towards Dahmer as if he was a 'jilted lover' trying to hinder his Ex's life. Point is, i dont no whose side you are on here as i got lost in my narrative. We need to investigate BOTH binance and the US senators. Both are corrupt, one just happens to be a custodian to a bunch of funds from various users and the other is 1 vote for things that could make or break the largest economic country on the planet. I think in this scenario, the US senators are Dahmer, binance is just a run of the mill business so burglar.

sineroth745756

first 3 things of crypto lambo,yacht and a BF for the GF!

SirLokiPuffington

Her BF probably uses a cold wallet

FluffayPenguin

Her dad/BF keeps bragging about her, and all her friends want him to shut up.

philosobeing

Well the way it would work: Boyfriend gifts BTC to GF, GF sells BTC, GF gifts money from sale back to BF So seems tax advantageous, but may look like i am trying to avoid paying the taxes on the sale :(

itimetravelwell

I could also create a wallet using paper, or metal. There are a million reasons someone would pay for something or some more than others. I dont really look at people who drive supercars as stupid, no more than I look at people who buy a homepod or a bose speaker. ​ 

liveaskings

I'm sure the BF family has political ties to almost every organization with the massive amounts of "donations" (more like bribes) they have given

belsaurn

Here is an exert from Wikipedia about CZ and where he lived. Not denying he may still hold Chinese citizenship, but you can hardly call him Chinese if he moved away at 12 and lived in Canada for most of his life, plus I'm pretty sure he holds Canadian citizenship. "Zhao was born in China's Jiangsu province. In the late 1980s, when he was 12 years old, he moved with his family to Canada, settling in Vancouver, British Columbia." Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changpeng\_Zhao#:\~:text=Changpeng%20Zhao%20(Chinese%3A%20%E8%B5%B5%E9%95%BF%E9%B9%8F%3B,volume%20as%20of%20July%202022.

Nicks_WRX

Do it. Just ask your wife’s BF first if it’s okay.

na7oul

0x53D0F1e389548BF97A5c7Dd5715b2bDA7A2E83FE , I want to join the game !

StiltonG

Yeah just wait until your brother or BF plays a "joke" on you and unscrews them, mixing them up randomly & then putting them back in different order. :))

Individual_Animal_97

Better trust your BF if you do that... And everyone else attending the gangbangs

stephenforbes

My ex-wife is gonna dump her BF now.

book_of_armaments

You haven't heard of the Allegheny County bond maturing in 2031 that's about to moon? Cusip is 724799BF7. It's a sure thing bro. This is financial advice.

KN_592

I love how the developer of BF5 said "if you don't like it don't buy it" then he got fired and all hell broke loose, no one cares for their titles as much as they used to lol

nibbl0r

maybe that's what you want to see her, but I hear none of such words in the video. also the system is not forced on the country but voluntarily adopted/upheld. so you say she is criticizing the decisions of BF government? does not sound like it at all

Lezuski

You guys still think it'll go that high after its performance with inflation and foundering economy, FTX-BF, impending regulations and CBDC's?

Set1Less

This is spoofing - a common exploit where the attacker makes it appear is if someone else is sending the transaction. First of all, the wallet 0x34...ad7dcf which created the Trump nft on polygoin has zero transactions on ETH L1. Then how could it send tokens out ? This should have been the first warning for you. Now, lets look at the token transfer transaction: https://etherscan.io/tx/0x78fd933fa89d13c499385b040a1d09d2b1269b08ea90268aa447870a81a7fc59 This transaction is FROM: 0xc448e555951736801a99c4ab5bad85dececb27f3 But the token transfer log shows as if > From 0x348494c4370721acc4ec394baa03bc3043ad7dcfTo 0xc448e555951736801a99c4ab5bad85dececb27f3 For 1,000,000,000 Trump Digita... (TRUMPC...) i.e. trump nft deployer is sending it out. This is the spoof that the hacker/malicious entity has made in this transaction, to show as if the same account that created Trump NFT is sending this Trump coin scam token too. Its an extremely common form of fradulent log that hackers use to trick users. Its documented by etherscan here: https://medium.com/etherscan-blog/spoof-tokens-on-ethereum-c2ad882d9cf6 Lets look at another xample, you go to Vitalik Buterin's wallet : https://etherscan.io/enslookup-search?search=vbuterin.eth and ERC-20 transfer tab: https://etherscan.io/address/0xd8dA6BF26964aF9D7eEd9e03E53415D37aA96045#tokentxns You can see that hundreds of shitcoins appear as if they are sent by Vbuterin. Right now it appears as if Vbuterin is sending Merry Chrismas tokens out. Is that really what Vitalik is doing? No, its spoofing. Scammers use this to trick others into thinking someone legit has send the scam tokens.

unitys2011

Powerful parents and she snitched on her BF

NotoriousJDO

Imagine being SBF. Your lunch tray is full of stuff you refuse to eat because youre that pretentious. Everywhere you look you see tiny versions of your ex-girlfriend scattering around the place. Your peers are now constantly asking you if the BF stands for Butt Fucked. It does. It hasn't even been a week, and you can't call your parents because they hate you for ruining their lives.

jimothyjones

Anyone else get a an alert about a Gemini breach today? Just seeing this in my email: "In late 2022, data allegedly taken from the Gemini crypto exchange was posted to a public hacking forum. The data consisted of email addresses and partial phone numbers, which Gemini later attributed to an incident at a third-party vendor (the vendor was not named). The data was provided to HIBP by a source who requested it be attributed to "ZAN @ BF".

BigSortzFan

Yes totally, Sam BF, is a massive idiot and criminal as a result. Good point, him propping up coins, burning cash struck me as massively higher outlay. Now we know.

Fullback22x

> On 12 December 2022, the Office of the Attorney General of The Bahamas is announcing the arrest by The Royal Bahamas Police Force of Sam Bankman-Fried ("SBF"), former CEO of FTX. BF's arrest followed receipt of formal notification from the United States that it has filed criminal charges against SBF and is likely to request his extradition. As a result of the notification received and the material provided therewith, it was deemed appropriate for the Attorney General to seek SBF's arrest and hold him in custody pursuant to our nation's Extradition Act. At such time as a formal request for extradition is made, The Bahamas intends to process it promptly, pursuant to Bahamian law and its treaty obligations with the United States. Responding to SBF's arrest, Prime Minister Davis stated, "The Bahamas and the United States have a shared interest in holding accountable all individuals associated with FT who may have betrayed the public trust and broken the law. While the United States is pursuing criminal charges against BF individually, The Bahamas will continue its own regulatory and criminal investigations into the collapse of FTX, with the continued cooperation of its law enforcement and regulatory partners in the United States and elsewhere." Says right here from the attorney general of the Bahamas that they arrested SBF due to the United States filing criminal charges. Pretty cut and dry there bud. United states charged him and he’s arrested awaiting extradition. Far from only being able to “investigate”. I can not continue to explain to you how the US government can, has, and will prosecute you for violating US laws in countries with laws on the books explicitly stating so. This shit is not new. We have done it time and time again as I have posted sources telling you so. Whatever mental gymnastics you want to do, or goalpost moving, or whatever you narcissist types try to conjure up won’t change that. Doesn’t matter who arrested him. If you violate federal money laundering laws and are arrested by your local PD it doesn’t mean the US government isn’t charging you. The whole reason you and SBF would get arrested, charged, and jailed is due to US government enforcement. Which you previously said they couldn’t do and only could “investigate”. It has fuck all to do with who is detaining him and everything to do with laws on the books that I fucking showed you and precedent laid out that I also showed you. You “felt” one way and it was not only wrong, but flat out stupid. Then you dug in and have made the hole that much deeper. You have showed no sources, or really any sign of any type of argument other than “how you feel” which how I have pointed out multiple times, and now the US government has shown you, that your feelings just aren’t reality. You were wrong. Point blank.

disguisedroast

It’s funny because he kept saying Sam BF was a good guy even after the debacle in hopes there was a chance to get paid even though he knew he was a PoS. While being worth a billion, he still shills for $15 million. What a fucking lizard shit.

little-eagle

The new tokens have been automatically airdropped to the address you used to enter into staking. The new token contract is 0xe0f7c8682F865B417AEB80BF237025b4cB5EbaEF.

Octopus-Pawn

This looks like another reason SBF seems to have avoided justice. Looks like the BF family have polititions and god knows who else in their pockets.

Every_Hunt_160

Gary Gensler is the BF of Sam !

TeknoUnionArmy

Exactly. This guy is so close to Sam BF, i can't trust him.

OrionMessier

Did his interest projection on 16 BTC include the fact that BF's interest rate very intentionally fell off a cliff after your first 1.5 BTC or so? Even in the best of times it was about 5% on your lot below 1.5 BTC and like 1% on the rest up to 5 BTC, then like .1% after that

CantaloupeDue3237

He did take advantage of BF deal...

TruthSeeekeer

Mr Sam BF is untouchable thanks to all his well placed bribes

Picoton

Money that now is being used to bribe media articles about how good and philanthropist was Mr. Sam BF, and how bad is crypto by not letting him save the world.

bzzking

Hope everyone who missed out on BF deals can get CM deals!

hydromyscl7

Cyber Monday and BF deals came prematurely already.

FurryassTheCat

😢Just renewed my Koinly subscription. Had been avoiding looking at this years report. 🫣 The good news is no taxes (gains). The bad news is no taxes (gains) 😭 They’re doing a 40% off Black Friday promo (BF22), if you didn’t get the email or haven’t needed them in the past.

CarolineEllisonFTX

In the email I got it says it's good until 11/30. >Our Black Friday Deal is here! Claim 40% off your next Koinly Crypto Tax Report\*. Simply use code: BF22 Act fast, sale ends midnight 30th November. > > > >Get your crypto tax reports now! How to nail those taxes: Let Koinly calculate your crypto gains and losses. Download your tax report. Hand your report to your accountant or file it yourself. I don't sign into any accounts directly through Koinly, I download the .csv's from the exchanges I've used and input that way.

CarolineEllisonFTX

Hello Everybody, Just wanted to let you all know Koinly is 40% off until 11/30. You can use the software to claim your losses for 2022 on your taxes. I used the service last year and got bent over by the IRS and of course I can't get that money back this year during the bear market. You can put in your data before determining which level you need to buy - so long as you aren't a complete degenerate gambler, the bottom 2 tiers should be fine. The discount code is BF22.

DrunknSatoshi

I think last year it was a few days prior to BF, kinda like Monday‘s drop…BF comes early to BTC, by the true BF, the event is already priced in

hydromyscl7

Shit! Totally forgot! Today's BF! Thanks for a reminder

IWillKillPutin2022

Idk. Worse case your wife’s BF can tell you.

CarolineEllisonFTX

I like koinly, look for a sale on BF. You will have to take a look through and make sure everything is tied together correctly. Feel like I'll have 10-12 years of losses to carryover via crypto and brokerage this year :/

TBoner101

Wow. What a shitty deal. I'm all for $20 in Bitcoin, but they charge $20 shipping to boot? Didn't they used to have like 40% off for BF, and were cheaper? Granted the Nano S Plus is better than the original but still, that's a far cry from their previous deals (before the whole "due to coronavirus" excuse gave companies an easy way out to justify price increases). Checkout = $98.30 + taxes (which might be none for some, but dunno how they handle VAT)

QuirkyGlove3326

I personally have always gone to BestBuy for my BF Bitcoin deals, but this year it looks like Walmart’s doorbusters are unbeatable

ArtyHobo

Oh, you only just missed her. She was here for a quickie but she's just gone out for dinner with her BF.

StConvolute

"With a dash of Jon McAfee, running with the devil: A Sam BF story" isn't a terrible movie name.

mathrio

Once again, OP is a fucking retard. The proof of asset page on [bnbchain.org](https://bnbchain.org) is outdated and likely was not updated. Take ETH for example. It links to this address ([https://etherscan.io/address/0x9BF4001d307dFd62B26A2F1307ee0C0307632d59](https://etherscan.io/address/0x9BF4001d307dFd62B26A2F1307ee0C0307632d59)) which is empty. You can see a transfer to this other wallet ([https://etherscan.io/address/0xf977814e90da44bfa03b6295a0616a897441acec](https://etherscan.io/address/0xf977814e90da44bfa03b6295a0616a897441acec)). This new wallet is listed on the NEW proof of asset page on [binance.com](https://binance.com). See for yourself ([https://www.binance.com/en/collateral-btokens](https://www.binance.com/en/collateral-btokens)), it's all there. Nice FUD attempt though. It must be exhausting to jump to conclusions so quickly.

FrankieTheYoung

Don't try to brag or anything but I could tell everyone beforehand Do Kwon and Sam BF were full of shit. To me it's just kind of mind boggling that so many people don't have that sort of intuition or rational capacity to make a fair judgement about them. Maybe I should say it's interesting. Also what's interesting is people blame it so much on CZ where imo it's the other way around. CZ is imo one of the better personalities in crypto. Alongside Vitalik

Fullback22x

Politcal propaganda by omission](https://www.cambridge.org/core/books/abs/qualitative-studies-of-silence/propaganda-by-omission-the-case-of-topical-silence/2C828D5DFDECF4B8BF19EB5B37091FAA) Congratulations, you have become a Reddit mouth piece for Politcal propaganda directly or indirectly by whoever, or whatever feeds you this stuff. SBF is walking free (at the moment) due to money in politics. NOT democrat vs Republican thing. Crypto is not the place to push your political ideology. FTX.us donated [$40m to Dems and $20m to republicans ](https://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/ftx-us/summary?id=D000073694&topnumcycle=2022) Ryan Salame, FTX co-CEO and SBF right hand man donated to Republican super PACs while SBF donated to Democrat super PACs. Both perfectly legal things to do. Need to change laws on the books to not allow the lawmakers writing bills to regulate fraudsters like SBF and Ryan Salame from receiving money(bribes) from said parties.

Fullback22x

[Politcal propaganda by omission](https://www.cambridge.org/core/books/abs/qualitative-studies-of-silence/propaganda-by-omission-the-case-of-topical-silence/2C828D5DFDECF4B8BF19EB5B37091FAA) Congratulations, you have become a Reddit mouth piece for Politcal propaganda directly or indirectly by whoever, or whatever feeds you this stuff. SBF is walking free (at the moment) due to money in politics. NOT democrat vs Republican. Crypto is not the place to push your political ideology. FTX.us donated [$40m to Dems and $20m to republicans ](https://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/ftx-us/summary?id=D000073694&topnumcycle=2022) Ryan Salame, FTX co-CEO and SBF right hand man donated to Republican super PACs while SBF donated to Democrat super PACs. Both perfectly legal things to do. Need to change laws on the books to not allow the lawmakers writing bills to regulate fraudsters like SBF and Ryan Salame from receiving money(bribes) from said parties.

M1n3rzc00l

OMG, I had it muted for the first minute, but I could see something in the way BF was walking that this is very personal for him. I'll watch to the end and try not to get all emo, but... can we relate!

ArtyHobo

Look at me look at me I can attract a GF just like her BF

slvdr007

It’s a satire if you actually know who Sam BF is. I actually don’t so I’m confused.

Mediumkoala3

Can someone explain to me why the market is in the green if BF is preparing for bankruptcy? I thought they were a major actor in the business?

Bluebeenz

So she's a fuckin hound, completely deluded and a thief, just like her BF.

ArtyHobo

*GFs BF enters the chat*

mediatormark

I haven’t heard any happy stories where someone makes an investment because a friend, BF or GF tells them to. Usually the best investments start with the investor’s intuition or curiosity. You might get lucky, but I’d suggest you understand what your buying before you get too deep into it.

SkipAndGo

Maybe the BF doesn't really know anything about it other than its called Bitcoin.

Sher7281

Do not share your key with anyone else specific with your BF …. Keep an eye on your BF

halftimereport

OP will eventually sell BF to buy more BTC

Young_Grif

BF sounds like a dick. Tells you all about it and to get it but provides no help? DCA at your own time preference and get a cold/hardware wallet!

OneThatNoseOne

SBF lied about regulators mandating Bahaman withdrawals as cover to launder funds for his and his insider party. Probably also in at attempt to placate them. Nothing to lose at that point anyhow I suppose. Scamuel BF is a waste.

wilbur111

I think you're misunderstanding the point of crypto here. The point of crypto is to take the people out of the equation. Bitcoin was invented so we could be our own banks and \*not\* suffer according to the whims of the people who work in these large institutions. Crypto's purpose is to protect us from people like Bernie Madhoff and Sam BF.

lowdownfool

GF will get a new BF or three when she cashes out in the bull run.

FerDavUA

How to avoid this to happen again: DON'T HAVE A GF/BF

ArtyHobo

But her BF can decide to withhold your weekly allowance if you don't do the dishes and their laundry.

Explodicle

Unicode “₿” (U+20BF) is close enough to "official" IMHO.

Derp0189

No expert on any of this - but what I would love to see (and play) is the games I already play, but make them free to play on casual mode, and pay/stake for ranked play. Losing team loses their bet/stake, winning team earns some form of crypto easily exchanged for mainstream coins or whatever. Game may take a percentage (like the house in a casino), or just generate revenue from ads or whatever they were already doing prior to crypto (like paid skins/cosmetics). This should help ranked play become a little more troll free, and a nice feature would be option to "tip" teammates that facilitated wins or contributed majorly to the wins. For reference, the games I enjoy that I see this working with are MOBAs like Smite, LoL, DOTA, Mobile Legends Bang Bang; FPS like CoD, CSGO; Card/chess style games. I would love to also see it incorporated into larger scale games like BF, HLL, Battle Royales, etc. But I see that as problematic with the way those games operate.

Eislemike

Sam BF, Brian Armstrong, Bankless(for an astonishing lack of adversarial thinking) Liz Warren, profplum, hedgeye, yelen and Biden for wanting a cbdc

milonuttigrain


sloe-berry-brain

According to Sam BF you are due the greater of 5% or $5M as a bounty for each hack.

ArtyHobo

A Global Monetary Reset Is Here; Countries No Longer Want to Be Held Hostage - Frank Giustra: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6EAmeO8BF8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6EAmeO8BF8) Worth a watch. He has a bit of a massive pop at Saylor.

4y2ijyjyjyj

https://twitter.com/ycompw/status/1512176004004937732?s=20&t=Bf6BF6NuHFHxe8t1nfs6Ag

MrSKiG88UK

Girl on the right is gonna text girl on the lefts x BF tonight

rareearthelement

That's Ken, Barbie's BF